Hello fans and
welcome back to our newsletter. The wrestlers had the last few days off to
celebrate Thanksgiving with their families.
We at the HWF/CSWA Wrestling newsletter hoped you had a good and safe
holiday.
The show
immediately begins with Brock Lesnar storming into GM Hulk Hogan’s office. “What’s the deal, Hogan? Tired of paying me already? I was supposed to wrestle that joke
McShonnessay and then was told not to even come in? What’s the F***ing deal?” Hogan stands up. “Simmer down, brother. That McShonnessay is a slippery little bugger
but no worries. You are on tonight and I
will give you your choice of either being the first or last match of the night.” “You know, that little shit cost me money so
I’m going to make him pay. MAIN EVENT.” Hogan responded “You got it, brother.”
The first match of
the night is Prestige Inc. members King Damian Sandow and Magnus taking on the
Dust Brothers – Goldust and Stardust.
Prestige Inc. controlled the match early on but then the Dust Brothers
starting taking the match to them. Gold
and Star tagged frequently while concentrating on both Magnus and Sandow at
different times. Towards the end of the
match, Stardust gets tagged in and goes for his patented (actually, it’s a move
he borrowed from his father ‘The American Dream’ Dusty Rhodes) Bionic Elbow but
he missed and Sandow catches him with a knee drop. Sandow makes the cover and
gets the win at the 23 minute mark.
Goldust hops in the ring and starts to words with Stardust. Stardust pushes him out of the way and
Goldust grabs a chair. He brings it back
in and swings…at Sandow. He connects and
then hits Magnus with the chair.
Stardust gets on the mic. “You know, we still haven’t seen the killer
instinct Prestige Inc has been known for.
We are going to keep pushing you until there is nowhere to go. Maybe then, the team who’s been Tag Team
Champions as well as 6 Man champs will surface again.” Goldust then took the mic. “And if they don’t, well, I guess we’ll keep
beating the crap out of them until they do.”
The Dust Brothers then left the ring.
Prestige Inc. eventually recovered and left on their own.
We cut to the back
for an interview with Reid Rothchild who is accompanied by Diva’s Champion
Ravishing Raquel. “Cobra, you no good
slimy double crossing, back-stabbing, sonofabitch. Do you realize what you’ve done? In an effort to be appreciated by the world
of Professional Wrestling, I may have gotten a bit soft. Prestige Inc. has gotten soft. But no more.
Alexander Rusev stirred a sleeping dragon and you have just awakened
it. It is now pissed off and will take everything
out on you. You just stand and wait –
you’re time here will be finished before you know it.”
Next on the card
is Sheamus taking on Jack Swagger for the Hardcore title. This one was a very close matchup (based on
points, it would have been 107 to 109).
For 17 minutes, both men threw everything they had into the match. However, a miscalculation from Swagger
allowed Sheamus to lock him in the Irish Cloverleaf and he was able to get the All-American
to tap out. After the match, both men
shook hands. Sheamus retains his title.
We cut to the back
for another interview. This time, it is
Reid’s opponent Professor Cobra. “Reid
Rothchild…you’ve been live high and large for so long but you’re time is
up. I am more talented than you; I am a
better wrestler than you. Hell, I even
have a better win/loss record than you.
Your woman tossed in the towel for you because she knew that had it continued,
I would have destroyed you and there would have been nothing left. However, Hogan chose not to award me the
title…a title I won because I DECIMATED you.
But if he wants me to do it again, what better place than Starcade. I’ll beat you for good this time and make
sure 2015 doesn’t ever get to look at your mug again.”
We head back to the
ring for our best of 3 falls match with a one hour time limit. Casey Jones is defending the X-Division title
against Wade ‘Bad News’ Barrett. For 13
minutes Casey beat on Barrett but then Wade just turned it on. He takes Casey to the outside of the ring and
then rams his back repeatedly into the ringpost. He then drags Casey back in and beats him
down for 3 minutes before rolling him up after executing a vertical Suplex. At the
16 minute mark, Barrett gets the first fall.
Casey battles back and after 10 minutes and an eye gouge, he rolls
Barrett up for the pin. Now, they are
even at one fall apiece but have 34 minutes left to determine the winner of the
3rd fall. Hogan comes out and
says that the final fall will be a ‘falls count anywhere’ stipulation. Barrett was tearing Casey apart. Wade was getting ready to put Casey through a
table via a fireman’s carry slam but Casey wiggled out of it and slammed Wade’s
head into the ringpost disorienting him.
He placed Wade on the table and then nails a Plancha. The table collapses and the ref makes the count
1….2….3. Casey Jones has just defeated
Wade Barrett to retain his title. (39 min total)
We cut to the back
where we see Fusion Valentine. She is
still smarting from her loss to Cactus Jackie.
Madison Rayne walks over and starts to make fun of her. Fusion goes off like a firecracker and
attacks Madison. Madison yells she wants
a match in the ring tonight. 3 people
are holding Fusion back.
We cut back to
Hogan’s office when in walk Daniel Bryan and Curtis Axel. Bryan says they have a great idea for the
PPV. Bryan suggests that the US and IC
champions be on one side and he and Axel be on the other. If the champs score the pin, they retain but
if the challengers score the pin, they win both titles. Hogan says he likes the idea but one small
issue. Both Axel and Bryan are members
of the CSWA. Neither can fight for the
IC title since that resides in the HWF.
However, that gives him a great idea.
Axel and Bryan can fight it out again to see who will represent the CSWA
and a match later tonight will determine who will represent the HWF. Hogan shoos them out of his office and the
two who moments earlier were on the same page, now find themselves fighting for
a title shot at Starcade.
We head back to
the ring for our next match. This one
has Samoa Joe challenging Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler for the
title. This one is also a best of 3
falls – 60 min time limit match. This
first fall is a quick one after Joe nailed Dolph with a muscle buster and
rolled him up for the pin. (6 min). The second fall is totally dominated by Joe
but this time, he can’t seem to keep Ziggler down. The second fall goes 24 minutes and only ends
after Dolph powers out of a muscle buster and locks in a sleeper hold. He actually gets Joe to tap out. Incredible.
The final fall is the shortest of them all. At 4 minutes, Dolph drags Joe outside the
ring and then drops him with a DDT on a chair.
He rolls back in the ring to beat the 10 count. Dolph Ziggler retains the title. (34 minutes
total)
We head to the
ring for our second to last match of the night with Fusion Valentine taking on
Madison Rayne. Rayne was taking Fusion
to school until she was tossed out of the ring.
Fusion follows her out and nails a Fusion Reactor (piledriver) on the
floor laying her out. She rolls back
into the ring and gets the win via countout.
She is not done however and she goes back out. Madison, one not wanting to take any more
abuse, she hightails it to the back.
Fusion slowly follows.
The Greatest
Staches in History – Part 2 airs on the Omegatron as the lights dim.
The word “Sports”
illuminates the screen. It then goes on
to show greats from the Grid Iron. The
montage begins and shows Aaron Rodgers, Joe Namath, Bubba Smith (also from
Police Academy fame) and former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.
It then runs a
montage of Hall of Fame staches - Dr. J., Goose Gossage, Rollie Fingers, Wade
Boggs, Don Mattingly, Rod Beck, MMA fighters Don Frey and Dan Severn.
Grid Iron Greats
with Grid Iron Staches. Hall of Famers
with Hall of Fame Staches.
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The Stache.
We then head back
to the ring for our main event. Brock
Lesnar comes out first and rushes the ring.
Droopy Balls is ‘escorted’ to the ring by Hogan’s meat shield. He is very reluctant to get in the ring but
eventually, the meat shield hands him over to Brock. Once again, Droopy surprisingly held his own
but in the end, he’s just no match for the Beast Incarnate. Brock refused to go for the pin multiple times
in favor of beating the snot out of Droopy Balls McShonnessay. This went on for 23 minutes. Finally, Brock showed his softer side and
finally pinned Droopy Balls after nailing a press slam 3x. As medics came to scoop up Droopy Balls,
music hits and out comes John Cena. He
charges the ring and he and Brock slug it out until Brock opts to bail out of
the ring. Cena and Brock have a stare
down as the show comes to an end.
That’s all for
now. Stay tuned and we expect Hogan to
reveal the lineup for Starcade in the next few days.
Casey Jones is the man!!! Got my hockey mask on! Haha
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