Monday, November 3, 2014

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 11.01


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.   The month of November has started off with a bang.

The show begins with X-Division Champion Bran-Don-Goh making his way out to the ring.  As BDG is walking down, he starts to notice that fans are wearing hockey masks – wait, this isn’t Halloween – it must then be an homage to Casey Jones, the former champ.  BDG begins to freak out some and then hightails it backstage.

Today, we have a new wrestler joining the show.  He is known as “The Fiend” (he is dressed like one of the Misfits).  He comes out to the song ‘Die, Die, My Darling’ by Metallica but it is quickly cut off as GM Hulk Hogan rushes out.  “Hang on a second there, brother.  We don’t have permission from Metallica to use their music so unless you want to be on the receiving end of a lawsuit, this will need to be changed.  We will find you something different, brother.”  He walks The Fiend to the back (I presume) to start this all over again and ensure there is no character copyright infringement.)

Finally, it seems our first match gets to take place.  Our first is Natalya and she is followed by Cactus Jackie.  These two fought tooth and nail but neither could get the advantage over the other.  They both put on some high spots but neither could capitalize.  Finally, the bell sounds and we’ve reached the 30 minute time limit.  They looked like they could go another 30 but that would need to be saved for another time and place.

We cut to the back and see Rocky Lapetus working on the VISA applications.  Dirk walks over and bumps him making him mess up an application.  Dirk glares at him “Watch what you’re doing there jerk.  You almost made me spill my coffee.”  Dirk walks away and Rocky looks back at the application he was working on and it just so happened to be Dirk’s.  Rocky looks back up with an evil glare and then goes back to work.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  First, out comes Rockstar Spud.  He is then followed (with all new music) by the Fiend.  The Fiend starts off the match like a firecracker and doesn’t let up.  Spud doesn’t make it too easy for him but after 22 minutes, Spud was out of gas.  Fiend locks in the Devilock (figure four) and Spud ends up with his shoulders on the mat for 1 second too long. The Fiend gets his first victory. 

Brock Lesnar makes his way out and says that Cena is dead meat.  He will destroy the Doctor of Thuganomics and send him back to his Prototype days.  Cena appears on the Omegatron and tells Lesnar that he is full of hot air and he’ll float away if he’s not too careful.  Cena says he wants Lesnar just as bad but the two of them are not allowed to lock up per GM Hogan.  Hulk comes out and says that our main event tonight will see these two – but in tag team action.  Brock can pick any opponent he wants and Cena can pick any he wants.  They will be granted a 60 minute time limit if they need it.

In the back, Brock is approached by Randy Orton.  Orton tells Lesnar that he hates Cena just as much as he does and wants in.  Brock says that this is serious and Orton had better pull his weight.  Lesnar storms off while Randy stands there with a smirk on his face.

We cut to John Cena’s dressing room and he is talking to someone off camera.  Cena says Lensar just joined up with the Viper and John needs someone to get into Brock’s head.  John asks if he would sign up and (we assume) the person he’s speaking to agrees.  We don’t get to see who that is.

We go back to the ring for more action when Bram and MVP storm out.  They say that there were cheated out of a win and want another match right now.  Out comes the team of Kenta and Sanada.  MVP and Bram don’t look very happy.  Bram and MVP have definitely upped their game but their opponents wouldn’t let them go for a single pin attempt.  The bell rings to signal a time limit draw and MVP and Bram are none-too-happy.  They attempt to beat down Kenta and Sanada but are quickly interrupted by the Uso’s.  Jimmy and Jey run Bram and MVP away from the ring and chase them to the back.

Next on the card is Big E Langston taking on the Bulgarian Alexander Rusev.  Rusev states that he will build himself back into an unstoppable force and then will go after a title.  Unfortunately for Rusev, Langston had other plans and brought all that to an end after dropping the Bulgarian with a jerking wristlock. (11 min)

Adrian Neville and Adam Rose come out and say that they deserve a title shot against the Pflyers.  Malo Leche de Mantequilla comes out and says that they don’t deserve anything.  When shown footage where they defeated the Mexicali Flyers, Malo mumbled something and says “You’re right…I forgot about that. (CRAP!)”  Neville and Rose head to the ring for their match. 

The Pflyers come out and look absolutely horrible (for those long-time wrestling fans, these two look like a short Tank Abbott and the fat security guard who used to accompany Gillberg).  The match was short lived.  Malo threw a chair into the ring but Neville caught it instead and the ref turned and immediately disqualified Neville and Rose.  Before they could explain what happened, the Pflyers and Malo bolted from the ring.  All of a sudden, dropping from the rafters is the Caped Crusader.  CC explains to the ref what happened and he immediately reversed his decision DQ-ing instead the Pflyers and giving the win to Neville and Rose (still, the belts don’t change hands on a DQ).  CC then repelled back up to the rafters.

It is time for the main event.  Randy Orton comes out first followed by Brock Lesnar.   John Cena comes out next but stops and introduces his partner - a man Lesnar knows very well – Bobby Lashley.  Lesnar begins to flip out in the ring.   About a minute in, Cena and Lesnar begin to go at it and Lashley comes in for the double team.  They take Brock out of the ring and blast him with the ring steps (potentially) injuring him.  Cena gets back in but Randy Orton takes the match to him.  Lesnar seems to get back up and yanks Lashley down and the two continue to brawl all the way to the back.  Cena, looking for his partner, turns into an RKO and Orton gets the pin right in the middle of the ring. (10 min).  After the match, Randy goes to punt Cena in the head but Cena pops up and locks Randy in the STF.  Orton is tapping out but it doesn’t matter as the match is over.  Cena lets him go.  Brock runs back down to the ring and attacks Cena.  The two brawl until half the dressing room comes out to separate them.  The show ends with the two glaring at each other from across the ring.

Stay tuned.  The action will be continuing.



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