Hello fans and
welcome back to our newsletter. The
month of November has started off with a bang.
The show begins
with X-Division Champion Bran-Don-Goh making his way out to the ring. As BDG is walking down, he starts to notice
that fans are wearing hockey masks – wait, this isn’t Halloween – it must then
be an homage to Casey Jones, the former champ.
BDG begins to freak out some and then hightails it backstage.
Today, we have a
new wrestler joining the show. He is known
as “The Fiend” (he is dressed like one of the Misfits). He comes out to the song ‘Die, Die, My
Darling’ by Metallica but it is quickly cut off as GM Hulk Hogan rushes
out. “Hang on a second there,
brother. We don’t have permission from
Metallica to use their music so unless you want to be on the receiving end of a
lawsuit, this will need to be changed.
We will find you something different, brother.” He walks The Fiend to the back (I presume) to
start this all over again and ensure there is no character copyright
infringement.)
Finally, it seems
our first match gets to take place. Our
first is Natalya and she is followed by Cactus Jackie. These two fought tooth and nail but neither
could get the advantage over the other.
They both put on some high spots but neither could capitalize. Finally, the bell sounds and we’ve reached
the 30 minute time limit. They looked
like they could go another 30 but that would need to be saved for another time
and place.
We cut to the back
and see Rocky Lapetus working on the VISA applications. Dirk walks over and bumps him making him mess
up an application. Dirk glares at him
“Watch what you’re doing there jerk. You
almost made me spill my coffee.” Dirk
walks away and Rocky looks back at the application he was working on and it
just so happened to be Dirk’s. Rocky
looks back up with an evil glare and then goes back to work.
We head back to
the ring for our next match. First, out
comes Rockstar Spud. He is then followed
(with all new music) by the Fiend. The
Fiend starts off the match like a firecracker and doesn’t let up. Spud doesn’t make it too easy for him but
after 22 minutes, Spud was out of gas.
Fiend locks in the Devilock (figure four) and Spud ends up with his
shoulders on the mat for 1 second too long. The Fiend gets his first
victory.
Brock Lesnar makes
his way out and says that Cena is dead meat.
He will destroy the Doctor of Thuganomics and send him back to his
Prototype days. Cena appears on the
Omegatron and tells Lesnar that he is full of hot air and he’ll float away if
he’s not too careful. Cena says he wants
Lesnar just as bad but the two of them are not allowed to lock up per GM
Hogan. Hulk comes out and says that our
main event tonight will see these two – but in tag team action. Brock can pick any opponent he wants and Cena
can pick any he wants. They will be
granted a 60 minute time limit if they need it.
In the back, Brock
is approached by Randy Orton. Orton
tells Lesnar that he hates Cena just as much as he does and wants in. Brock says that this is serious and Orton had
better pull his weight. Lesnar storms
off while Randy stands there with a smirk on his face.
We cut to John
Cena’s dressing room and he is talking to someone off camera. Cena says Lensar just joined up with the
Viper and John needs someone to get into Brock’s head. John asks if he would sign up and (we assume)
the person he’s speaking to agrees. We
don’t get to see who that is.
We go back to the
ring for more action when Bram and MVP storm out. They say that there were cheated out of a win
and want another match right now. Out
comes the team of Kenta and Sanada. MVP
and Bram don’t look very happy. Bram and
MVP have definitely upped their game but their opponents wouldn’t let them go
for a single pin attempt. The bell rings
to signal a time limit draw and MVP and Bram are none-too-happy. They attempt to beat down Kenta and Sanada
but are quickly interrupted by the Uso’s.
Jimmy and Jey run Bram and MVP away from the ring and chase them to the
back.
Next on the card
is Big E Langston taking on the Bulgarian Alexander Rusev. Rusev states that he will build himself back
into an unstoppable force and then will go after a title. Unfortunately for Rusev, Langston had other
plans and brought all that to an end after dropping the Bulgarian with a
jerking wristlock. (11 min)
Adrian Neville and
Adam Rose come out and say that they deserve a title shot against the
Pflyers. Malo Leche de Mantequilla comes
out and says that they don’t deserve anything.
When shown footage where they defeated the Mexicali Flyers, Malo mumbled
something and says “You’re right…I forgot about that. (CRAP!)” Neville and Rose head to the ring for their
match.
The Pflyers come
out and look absolutely horrible (for those long-time wrestling fans, these two
look like a short Tank Abbott and the fat security guard who used to accompany
Gillberg). The match was short
lived. Malo threw a chair into the ring
but Neville caught it instead and the ref turned and immediately disqualified
Neville and Rose. Before they could
explain what happened, the Pflyers and Malo bolted from the ring. All of a sudden, dropping from the rafters is
the Caped Crusader. CC explains to the
ref what happened and he immediately reversed his decision DQ-ing instead the
Pflyers and giving the win to Neville and Rose (still, the belts don’t change
hands on a DQ). CC then repelled back up
to the rafters.
It is time for the
main event. Randy Orton comes out first
followed by Brock Lesnar. John Cena
comes out next but stops and introduces his partner - a man Lesnar knows very
well – Bobby Lashley. Lesnar begins to
flip out in the ring. About a minute
in, Cena and Lesnar begin to go at it and Lashley comes in for the double
team. They take Brock out of the ring
and blast him with the ring steps (potentially) injuring him. Cena gets back in but Randy Orton takes the
match to him. Lesnar seems to get back
up and yanks Lashley down and the two continue to brawl all the way to the
back. Cena, looking for his partner,
turns into an RKO and Orton gets the pin right in the middle of the ring. (10
min). After the match, Randy goes to
punt Cena in the head but Cena pops up and locks Randy in the STF. Orton is tapping out but it doesn’t matter as
the match is over. Cena lets him
go. Brock runs back down to the ring and
attacks Cena. The two brawl until half
the dressing room comes out to separate them.
The show ends with the two glaring at each other from across the ring.
Stay tuned. The action will be continuing.
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