Hello fans and
welcome back. The show begins with a lot
of hollering and screaming in the back.
It seems to be coming from Droopy Balls McSchonnessay. “I don’t want to go out there again. He’s gonna kill me!” The camera pans and we see GM Hulk Hogan
standing there. “Listen, Brother, you
wanted in and now you got it.” “I
changed my mind…I don’t want to do this anymore.” Hogan laughs.
“Too bad, so sad brother. You’re
in until I fire you. Now, you have a
match so get the Hell out there, brother.”
Brock Lesnar comes
out for the first match of the night (we heard him say that he would destroy
Droopy Balls and then take the rest of the night off). Hogan’s Meat Shield come out and are
escorting Droopy Balls to the ring and he is kicking, screaming and fighting to
get out of there. They form a cocoon
around him and move him to the ring. The
bell rings and Brock grabs him and hauls him in to the ring. Droopy Balls fought Lesnar off and tried to
escape but the Meat Shield wouldn’t let him get away. McShonnessay fought Lesnar toe to toe for
about 10 minutes and then the Beast Incarnate took over. Droopy got the crap beat out of him for 10
more minutes. Brock finally finishes him
off with a powerslam. Brock brushes his
hands together and then leaves the ring.
Droopy Balls is taken out on a stretcher. (20 min)
The Miz is being
interviewed in the back. He says that he saw enough of what the Fiend can do
and says that he’s ready for their match.
He wanted to make sure that the Fiend got a couple of wins so that when
he hands him his first loss, he won’t get discouraged and quit.
We go back to the
ring for our next match which has the All-American Jack Swagger taking on James
Storm. For 9 ½ minutes, Storm was
beating the tar out of the All-American but while laying on his back in the
ring, Swagger looked up to see the American Flag. He began to hulk up and then nailed Storm
with a gutwrench powerbomb. Swagger made
the cover and got the surprising 1-2-3.
Storm rolls out of the ring and Swagger salutes the flag to the cheering
of the fans. (10 min)
The Omegatron
flashes and then reads “2015…the Stache and the Southern Bellle. Who’s Next?”
The Fiend makes
his way to the ring for his match against the Miz. This was a pretty even match which confused
the Miz. He couldn’t understand how this
schnub could keep up with him…but he did.
After maneuvering out of a DDT, the Fiend locks the Miz in the Devil
Lock (Figure Four) and Miz, screaming in pain, leaves his shoulders on the mat
for 1 second too long. Miz ends up
getting pinned. The Fiend is still
undefeated. (17 min).
The Caped Crusader
is being interviewed. He says that he is
none the worse for wear and that he will continue to do what is right in the
face of injustice. In walks CSWA World
Champion Kurt Angle. He thanks CC for
his intervention in the match against Alexander Rusev and that he’d be without
his championship if it weren’t for him.
Angle then offers CC a future shot at the World title in thanks. The two shake hands.
North American
Champion and member of the Shield Ryback makes his way to the ring. His opponent tonight is the 7’ Big Show. Just before the match can begin, Shield
teammates Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins make their way out. Big Show looks a little worried. Ryback began to beat the stuffing out of Show
but Show kept fighting back. Ambrose and
Rollins both tried to get involved and ended up eating Knockout Punches. Show turned back to Ryback who was charging
him and caught him by the throat and nailed a devastating chokeslam. Show makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3. Big Show has just won the North American
title. Immediately, GM Hulk Hogan comes
out and says that before Ryback can ask for his rematch, it will be postponed until
Starcade when these two will meet again in a rematch. (16 min)
We immediately go
to our next match which has Christian taking on Ken Anderson. This one goes a good distance with Captain
Charisma soaking in the cheers from his peeps and takes the match to
Anderson. Christian ends up getting the
win after hitting Anderson with a One Man Concerto. (18 min)
Hulk Hogan comes
out to the stage with mic in hand. “The
Hulkster is in the house, brother. I
want to say that I’ve just received confirmation that we’ve secured a second
day for Starcade in London, England.
This means we’ll have even more action we can bring you, the fans of the
HWF and CSWA as we take our show outside the country for the very first
time. What I can tell you is that all
titles will be on the line at Starcade as well as other matches that are sure
to bring the roof down. So London,
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE CSWA AND HWF RUN WILD ON YOU?” Hogan poses for the crowd and then leaves.
Hogan meets up
with Rocky Lapetus and they start working to decide who all is going to London
for Starcade
Back to the ring,
we have our next match with Kevin Steen taking on Prestige Inc.’s very own King
Damian Sandow. Sandow takes control
early and ends up catching Steen with a Royal (Russian) Leg Sweep and gets the
pin. (10 min) After the match, the Dust Brothers – Goldust and
Stardust – make their way out. Goldust
tells Sandow that he’s lost something.
He’s holding Sandow’s crown and scepter.
Sandow asks for it back but Stardust says that the Sandow who won this
from Jerry ‘the King’ Lawler a year ago wouldn’t ask for it; he’d take it
back. Stardust says that Prestige Inc.
lost their bite and are nothing more than fodder. This prompts Magnus to come out. Goldust and Stardust attack Magnus and have
the upper hand until Sandow runs over and evens the score. The Dust Brothers say that they will bring
back the Prestige Inc. of old and they walk away.
Spider Violet
makes her way out and says that she’s being ignored when it comes to wrestling
for a title. She calls out Women’s
Champion AJ Lee and challenges her to a match.
AJ basically laughs at her but will only agree to a non-title shot. She says that if Spider Violet can beat her,
she’ll give her a title match – AND it will be at Starcade. This was a short match as the champ was
beating down the challenger. Violet tossed
AJ out of the ring and immediately handcuffed her to the ringside railing. Violet rolls back in as the 10 count is
reached and she gets the countout win.
Per AJ’s offer, the Women’s title will be on the line at Starcade
between AJ and Spider Violet. (4 min)
Roman Reigns is
being interviewed and he says that he has not forgotten about Pain in the
Ass. He has a match next week against
Dirk Devon where he will make him his bitch.
But at Starcade, it will be tag team action with Reigns and a mystery
partner against P&A.
We go back to the
ring for our main event. The HWF World
Champion Bray Wyatt is defending his title against Bobby Roode. The champ controlled the majority of the Boot
Camp rules match. Before the end, Wyatt’s
Warriors – Super Warrior and the Warrior of Truth – came out and caused a distraction
that allowed Bray to connect with a Lifting Slam and pin him in the middle of
the ring. Wyatt’s Warriors hit the ring
and attack Roode which prompted James Storm to run out and help his partner
clear the ring. Roode and Storm are
teaming back up as Beer Money to take on Wyatt’s Warriors – anytime,
anyplace. Bray speaks for his team and
says that the perfect place would be Starcade and Storm and Roode seemed
pleased. This brings the show to an end.
Thanks for
reading. I’m sure there will be more
matches leading up to Starcade that will be announced in the next few weeks so
stay tuned.
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