Hello fans, it
seems that our last newsletter had the main event changed. It was supposed to be Kurt Angle vs Alexander
Rusev but the guy in charge (some schmo) put in Sheamus/Samoa Joe instead. In a way, it didn’t really matter as the fans
practically bailed after the last match.
I’m sure Angle will have words with Hogan when he sees him again.
Today’s show
starts off with X-Division champion Bran-Don-Goh (or BDG as he goes by now) in
GM Hulk Hogan’s office. BDG says that
putting his title on the line against Casey Jones is crazy but adding in his
career, well, that’s just asinine. Hogan
tells him that a champion puts up or shuts up and it is BDG’s time as he is
calling in the marker for his rematch.
Hogan also adds that if Casey can beat BDG, the loss he suffered will
actually be wiped off the record books and Casey will have his streak
restored. BDG then storms out.
Standing outside
the office is Master Bull and he just watches as BDG goes storming by. Bull reminds Hogan that his time as GM is
short and soon Bull will once again be the GM.
Hogan tells him not to count his chickens before the hatch,
BROTHER. The two just stare at each
other as the camera fades out.
We head to the
ring for our first match which sees Tag Team action between Adam Rose and
partner Adrian Neville vs the Dust Brothers (Goldust and Stardust). Rose and Neville come out followed by their
opponents. For the first 8 minutes of
the match, Rose and Neville went toe to toe with the Dust Brothers but it was
after both Goldust and Stardust hit their opponents with simultaneous Shattered
Dreams that the tide turned in their favor.
The end comes after Rose, who was attempting a high risk move, gets
tripped by Goldust and he bashes his head on the ringpost. He falls back in the ring and Goldust makes
the cover for the 1-2-3. Goldust and
Stardust are victorious. (17 min)
Hogan is on the
phone with the production truck and says he wants the announcement on the
Omegatron. Hmm, wonder what that is.
We go back to the
ring for our next match which has Tajiri taking on Tyler Breeze. This was another very close match all the way
through and even in some spots got the fans to get out of their seats. Tajiri went for a running elbow smash but
instead, ate a superkick from Tyler who quickly makes the cover for the 1-2-3. Tyler Breeze gets the win. (14 min)
The vignette
starts to play and is accompanied by Old West music (the kind that would have
played in a saloon). It says “He is
coming in 2015” and then shows a picture of a handlebar moustache. Ok, we’re confused.
The next match on
the card is a cross promotional match with John Cena taking on AJ Styles. This was another hard fought match that was
practically even the entire way through.
In a bit of luck, Cena caught AJ coming off the top rope and turned it
into the F-U. He makes the cover and
gets the pin. After the match, both men
shook hands. (12 min)
El Chango is in the
back being interviewed and says that Senor Vampiro won’t make it to Starcade
and that is a promise. When pressed for
more details, El Chango put his hand over the camera. “You must wait and see” is all we hear.
Kicking off the
second half of the show is Bo Dallas taking on Kane. This one was a bit different than the last
few matches as Kane was tearing Bo a new one.
Just past the 8 minute mark, Bo is tossed to the outside. He tries to get back in but Kane is there
blocking his way. Finally, Bo just gives
up and walks away. Kane gets the win via
Countout. (9 min)
In the back,
Droopy Balls McShonnessey is waiting for the curtain call. He looks at the match list that shows his
opponent to be Conan Jones. Droopy Balls
smiles but before he can head to the ring, GM Hulk Hogan walks up. “Hey Droopy Balls, I wanted to let you know
that Conan Jones missed his flight and couldn’t be here tonight.” “Ok” Droopy replied “Who then is my opponent?” Hogan smiles a very evil smile “Head to the ring
and then I’ll send him out…Brother.”
Droopy Balls doesn’t look too happy anymore.
Droopy Balls makes
his way to the ring. Just as a reminder,
Droopy MUST win this match (or at least not get pinned or tap out) if he wants
to remain in the HWF and CSWA.
All-to-Familiar music hits and out walks…oh crap…Brock Lesnar. Lesnar is looking very pissed off. This isn’t going to end well. The bell rings and immediately, Droopy Balls
went on the offensive taking the match to the Beast. For 8 minutes, DBM stood his ground but that
ended after Brock nailed an F-5. He however,
didn’t go for a pin. In fact, the next 6
minutes were pure hell for Droopy Balls.
Brock beat the holy snot out of him and after hitting 3 consecutive F-5’s,
he went for the merciful pin and got the win. Medics immediately came out and took out
Droopy Balls McShonnessey on a stretcher.
Poor Bastard. (14 min)
A brief
intermission is called while the final two matches of the night are prepared.
(30 min)
We come back from
the intermission and are ready for the first of our two main events of the evening. Out first comes the Bulgarian Bully Alexander
Rusev. He is waving his country’s flag
and stands proud in the ring saluting his flag.
The “Star Spangled Banner” plays and out comes Kurt Angle with the
American Flag. He stands on the stage
saluting his flag as Rusev steams in the ring.
After the song is done, Angle’s normal music and pyro hit and he hands
off the flag and then heads to the ring. The two immediately lock up as the bell
rings.
The Bulgarian
Rusev hit Angle with so much power he was taken aback. Angle battled back and the two had a power
struggle the rest of the match. At one
point, Rusev tosses Kurt out of the ring and follows him out. He bodyslams Kurt on the steel steps and then
nails the Accolade. He rolls back in
beating the 10 count and gets the win but not the title. Rusev showed his dominance in this match and
I’m sure he’ll be getting another title shot sooner rather than later. (13 ½ min)
Hogan is in the
back and sees Droopy Balls being taken out on a stretcher. Hogan says tells the medics to make sure the
door DOES hit Droopy Balls on his way out.
We go back to the
ring for the 2nd of or main events – Title vs Career between
X-Division Champion BDG and former friend/partner/champion Casey Jones. The fans in attendance look to all be wearing
Casey Jones masks in support for their hero.
BDG gets on the mic. “You people
must all be stupid if you think for a moment this will throw me off but it won’t. Jones, you better have your bags packed as
you are done after this.” Casey stood
there and waited for the bell to ring and then went right after BDG. This match saw both men take the lead and
then falter. Both men went for numerous
pin attempts early on but could not score the quick victory. The end came after BDG, who was on the
receiving end of some nasty shots, went for a body avalanche but Casey got out
of the way, went to the top rope and nailed an avalanche drop of his own. He
makes the cover and the ref counted 1….2….3.
Casey Jones has just regained the X-Division title and BDG is now out of
a job. BDG realizing his career was over
quietly rolled out of the ring and sulked to the back. The fans were chanting “Na, na, na, hey, hey,
goodbye” while Casey celebrated in the ring with his title (and restored
winning streak).
That is all for
now. Stay tuned for more action.
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