Hello fans and
welcome to our first newsletter for the month of September. After taking a much needed day off for Labor
Day, we wind up in Richmond, VA for the next show.
The cameras
begin rolling as Donnie B and Jeff Meyers arrive with lawyers, the local police
and GM Hulk Hogan. They wander around
the back until they find Malo Leche de Mantequilla. They approach Malo and Donnie B asks Malo to
drop the suit. Malo refuses so Donnie B
hands Malo pictures of his own…showing Malo unmasked! Malo screams “where did you get those?”
Meyers tells Malo to drop his blackmail immediately or the pictures will be
revealed and the lawyers and police on hand will take immediate action. Malo stares at the pictures (we don’t get to see
them so we don’t know his identity) and he submits. The lawyers make Malo Leche sign some legal
documentation that he can never reveal the identities of the Mexicali Flyers
and if he does, not only will he face fines but jail time as well. Malo looks at Donnie B and says “Always
holding someone down, aren’t you?” The
police, lawyers and Donnie B and Jeff Meyers all walk away. Hogan remains behind. “Listen Brother…there are ways of information
being leaked that don’t have to tie back to you. Think about that…brother.” Hogan then leaves and heads to the stage
leaving Malo to ponder on what just transpired.
GM Hulk Hogan appears
on stage and in his briefest of soliloquies, says that the draft will take
place at the end of the show. He then
leaves so the show can begin.
Our first match
has Robbie E and Rob Terry challenging Shield members Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins
to see who gets the next tag team title shot. The match goes for 25 minutes and saw ‘Team
Rob’ actually control the match against the Shield. That may have had to do with Roman Reigns
coming out for the distraction. At
different points of the match, Reigns nailed the Superman punch on both Ambrose
and Rollins. In the end, Rob Terry gets
the pin on Seth Rollins after hitting a running powerslam. ‘Team Rob’ is in line for the next tag team
title shot against VamChango.
In the back, HWF
World Champion Batista is complaining about the lack of talent in the HWF – at
least anyone worthy of a title shot.
Bray Wyatt walks over and says he never got a rematch. Batista gloats “Listen, little man, I’ve
beaten you at your own game (specialty match) and will do it again if you
want. I will annihilate you a second
time and if I don’t, I’ll leave.” Both
agree to an ECW rules match and after a brief staredown, they go their separate
ways.
Back in the
ring, we have the team of Alexander Rusev, Tajiri and ‘Bad News’ Wade Barrett
taking on Prestige Inc. with Reid’s first match back since Rusev took him
out. Not only is this a grudge match but
will also place the team on the road to the 6 Man Tag Team titles. The match was dominated by triple teaming
from Prestige Inc. on the big Bulgarian.
Rusev was in the ring almost the entire time and Tajiri and Barrett saw
little in-ring action. Magnus only got
involved in the triple teaming. Reid was
on top of his game and took the fight to Rusev.
Finally, after 9 minutes, Rusev makes the tag to Tajiri. Tajiri spit mist in Magnus’ face and after
being tossed into the corner, Reid nails a Stinger Splash. Sandow takes down Rusev and Barrett while
Reid makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.
Prestige Inc. win this one and move up the tag rankings. Rusev and Barrett carry Tajiri from the ring
cursing that this isn’t over. (12 min)
Next match up
has Sanada taking on Kenta. The two men
put on a hell of a show but you could tell from the first few minutes of the
match that Sanada was in control. Kenta
got in some good shots including two GTS (Go to Sleep) shots but it couldn’t
keep Sanada down. Sanada connected with
two Moonsaults and that allowed him to control the tempo. Finally, in just over 18 minutes, Sanada hits
Kenta with a leg roll clutch and turns it into a 3 count. Sanada gets the win and he motions that he is
ready for a title shot and he is gunning for the IC title currently held by
Dolph Ziggler.
The match that
followed is Conan Jones taking on Zack Ryder.
Surprisingly Conan Jones held his own against Ryder. This was a short match that saw both men
fighting on the outside of the ring. Conan nails a german Suplex on to one of
the announce tables (it did not break).
Conan rolls back in and gets the win via count out. (5 min)
Up next is Kofi
Kingston taking on Sami Zayn. These two
put on a hell of a show but Zayn was in control the entire match with Kingston
kicking out at every turn. At the 21
minute mark, Zayn nails a sunset flip powerbomb and rolls Kofi up for the
1-2-3.
Bran-Don-Goh
makes his way down for his match which was next. His opponent tonight is Tyson Kidd. B has one of his best outings to date. He was able to lock in a stepover toehold
facelock at the 4 minute mark and he got Tyson to tap out. Bran-Don-Goh gets another check in the win
column.
Our first of two
main events John Cena vs Samoa Joe. This
one was disappointing as it was way too short.
Cena tries for a knuckle jam but Joe nullifies it. Joe locks in a modified camel clutch but Cena
powers out and nails a 5 knuckle shuffle and rolls Joe up for the pin. Joe popped up and looked shocked that the
match was over so soon. The two stared
at each other and then left.
Our 2nd
main event is the HWF World Champion Batista taking on former champ Bray
Wyatt. This one is set up with ECW
rules.
HWF Champ
Batista complains about lack of talent in the HWF (worthy of a title
shot). Bray Wyatt comes out and says he
never got a rematch. Batista gloats over
beating him at his own game (specialty match) and will do it again or he’ll
walk out. Both agree to an ECW rules
match. Bray hits a scoop powerslam and
Batista hits an enforcer spinebuster. He
goes for a pin but only gets a 2 count.
Batista stands on Bray’s throat and then hurls Bray into the ref
knocking him out. Bray tries to whack
Batista in the gonads with golf clubs but Dave nullifies it. Batista then rams Bray into the ringside
barrier and then brings him back in the ring and hits another enforcer
spinebuster. Dave stands on Bray’s
throat again but Centurion runs down and hands Bray a chair which is then
smashed over Batista’s head drawing blood.
Dave nails another enforcer spinebuser.
Dave is dominating Bray and hits a boot to the face. He makes the cover but Bray kicks out at
1. Bray somehow hits a lifting sideslam
and makes a weak cover but Dave kicks out.
Bray stumbles and picks up the chair again and blasts Dave in the head
not once, not twice but three times.
Bray drops the bloody instrument and makes the cover. The ref starts to count 1….2……3. Bray Wyatt has just defeated Batista to
regain the HWF World title and Batista is out of a job. Medics come out and load Batista to a gurney
and take him to the back. Bray remains
in the ring cackling covered in blood.
Finally, he leaves.
GM Hulk Hogan
comes out but stays on the stage. “Well,
we have a new World Champion and with a few people no longer employed, it is
time to stage our draft. As a reminder,
those who have federation specific belts such as the World title and US title,
they will stay put. Those with
non-specific titles such as the Elitist and Hardcore titles can be drafted
elsewhere. The purpose of that is to
give them a resting place if or when they lose their titles.” Psycho Jack Hercules comes out with a bowl
full of wrestler’s names and it appears Hogan will be using this method for the
draft.
The HWF picks up
the following wrestlers:
Samoa Joe,
Prestige Inc., Brad Maddox, the 719 Cartel, Bo Dallas, The Axe, Kane, EC III,
Rockstar Spud, Malo Leche de Mantequilla, David Otunga, John Cena, Conan Jones,
Alexander Rusev, Tajiri, and Randy Orton.
The CSWA picks
up:
The new Shield,
Ken Anderson, Jay Lethal, Big E Langston, Christian, Bobby Lashley, the Colons,
Kenta, the Miz, Sanada, Professor Cobra, Tyson Kidd, The Dust Brothers,
Kazarian, Kevin Steen Brock Lesnar and Jack Swagger.
Hogan seems
happy with all the changes and brings the show to an end.
Thanks for
reading. I’m sure that the changes in
the roster should make for some continuing and new feuds. Stay Tuned.
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