Sunday, September 21, 2014

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 09.06


Hello fans and welcome to our latest newsletter.  Today’s show takes place in Boston, MA.  The Hulkster makes his way out to start off the show but he doesn’t incite the crowd as he’s done in the past.  In fact, he even came out without his meat shield.  “Fans in Boston and all over the world, the Hulkster is here to bring you the action and excitement that comes with the performers in the CSWA and HWF.  We have a full card for you tonight so without further ado, let’s get this party started.”  Hulk then left the stage as pyro went off to start off the show.

The first match of the night is for the Hardcore title.  The challenger Tornado en Fuego makes his way out accompanied by his tag team partner El Dragon Insano.  Before the match could begin, the Omegatron comes on and there, in a full body cast lying in a hospital bed is Malo Leche de Mantequilla.  “You, Flyers, I know this was your doing.  You wanted me out of the Cartel and when I tried to expose your deceit to the world, you fed me to the monster that is Brock Lesnar.  My pain and suffering will be your pain and suffering.  I can promise you that.  When I return, there will be hell to pay.” 

The video feed ends and the hardcore champ Jay Lethal makes his way out to the ring.  This one is set up as ECW rules which means that the title can change on a count out or a DQ.  This one is relatively short as Lethal was mopping the floor with Tornado until Jay got hit by the whirlwind (thrown out of the ring) and El Dragon Insano caught the champ mid-air and nailed a nasty powerslam.  Lethal ends up getting counted out at the 2:35 mark and loses the match…and the title.  Hulk Hogan comes out and says he wants this to be best of 3 so the next fall continues now but now El Dragon Insano is banned from rightside and he must leave now.    Lethal battles back for the next 15 minutes but Tornado en Fuego stays right with him.  As soon as the clock hit the 16 minute mark, Lethal put Tornado down and laid a chair on him.  He goes to the top rope and nails the Macho Elbow right onto the chair laying on Tornado.  Lethal discards the chair and makes the cover getting the 1-2-3.  Now we are down to the rubber match.  This third fall was pretty even with Tornado standing tall against the champ.  Since this was only a 30 minute time limit and time was running out fast, Tornado did something unexpected.  He took a page from MW3’s playbook and nailed the MW2 kneelift.  It hit the mark but he was slow to make the cover.  The ref counted 1…2…and the bell rang signaling the end of the match.  Jay Lethal retains his title in probably his hardest fought match to date.  Tornado get a pop from the crowd when he leaves and the champ does also after he makes it to his feet.

Next match up is Gail Kim taking on Fusion Valentine.  Gail is still not happy after losing the Women’s title and she says she will use Fusion as a stepping stone to get her title back.  The challenger, however, had a different plan and she took the match to the former champion.  In 8 minutes, Fusion nails Gail with a Chilean drop moonsault and pins Gail in the middle of the ring.  Fusion Valentine is moving up the ranks.

In the back, Undisputed and HWF World Champion Bray Wyatt was addressing his opponent for tonight Bad News Wade Barrett.  He told Barrett that the only ‘bad news’ from tonight will be when Barrett leaves empty handed.

The next match on the card is Daniel Bryan taking on Curtis Axel.  In a very hard fought match going 21 action packed minutes, Bryan ends up getting the win after he was pounding on Axel with MMA strikes and Axel actually tapped out.

We cut to the back again and this time, we see Rockstar Spud and ECIII mocking the Tag Team roster.  Sanada walks by and they mock him too.  He is followed by Kenta who receives the same.  Kenta tells Spud that if he thinks the two of them are so great, maybe they need to take him on…and Sanada.  Sanada nods his head in acceptance and we have another match for tonight.

Back to the ring and we have Big Show taking on Jeff Hardy.  For 11 minutes, Show was tossing Hardy around like a rag doll.  Just past the 12 minute mark, Hardy dumped Show out of the ring and then in what was supposed to be funny, he hog tied Show with the cables around the ring.  Show struggled but he was not able to get back in the ring before the 10 count.  Hardy gets the CO win and after Show freed himself, Hardy took off like a scaled dog to avoid the ire of the Giant.

We head back to the ring for tag team action with Rockstar Spud and ECIII making their way out to the ring taunting the fans all along the way.  They are then followed by the new team of Sanada and Kenta.  This one almost goes the distance with the new team of Sanada and Kenta whipping the white off of ECIII and Spud but neither would tap or keep the shoulders down for a full 3 count.  At the 27 minute mark, Kenta nails ECIII with a superkick sending him flying.  Sanada nails a Tiger Suplex and makes the cover for the 1-2-3.  ECIII tries to attack after the bell but Kenta and Sanada corner him and then send him flying over the top rope.  The fans seem pleased with our newest edition to the tag team roster.

In the back, Christian is being interviewed and says he’s a bit disappointed that he hasn’t been able to secure a world title win and says the Captain Charisma should be the champ.  In walks the newest member of the Shield Ryback.  Ryback says Christian talks a big game.  Christian tells Ryback to put his money where his mouth is.  Ryback shoves Christian before saying he’ll see him in the ring.

Back to the ring and we have both Professor Cobra and Sami Zayn in the ring.  This was the shortest match of the night and Cobra didn’t look to be in a good mood.  Zayn starts off with a dropkick and Cobra hurls him out of the ring.  He nails Zayn with a Cobra strike and Zayn goes down.  Cobra stands over Zayn until almost the 9 count to make sure Sami doesn’t get up and rolls back just in time to beat the 10 count.  Cobra gets a win in just under a minute.

Ryback power walks down to the ring and shoulder butts Cobra as he was walking by.  Ryback never gives him a second look.  Sami Zayn was still trying to get up and Ryback walks over to him and nails the Meathook.  He then drags him back up the ramp and deposits him on the stage.  Christian comes out and charges Ryback in the ring.  Captain Charisma goes toe to toe with the Shield member and in 12 minutes, nails Ryback with an inverted DDT and gets the win.  After the match, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose run down and attack Christian.  This then prompts the all-familiar Bat-tune to play and dropping from the ceiling is the Caped Crusader.  He lands in the ring and nails all 3 members of the Shield with the Wam! Bam! Pow!  He shakes the hand of Christian and they leave together.

The show has begun to ramp up as we head into our main event with the HWF World Heavyweight title held by Bray Wyatt taking on ‘Bad News’ Wade Barrett.  Barrett makes his way to the ring.  The lights go out and a single spotlight shines on Bray sitting on the stage in his rocking chair.  Bray reminds us that all of his title matches are specialty and he says tonight, Barrett actually gets to choose the stipulation.  Barrett chooses a ‘British Boot Camp’ match and Bray makes his way to the ring.  Bray began by beating the tar out of Barrett with a British military boot.  They traded blows for the next 4 minutes.  Bray and Wade then ended up battling on the outside of the ring.  Both men tried to climb the ring post but it was Bray who got the upper hand by hitting a Suplex from the ring to the announcers table.  Barrett is hurt and as the medical team came down, they signaled to the ref that the match was over.  The ref rings the bell saying that Barrett is unable to continue and awards the match to Bray since Barrett was not able to continue.  Bray celebrates in the ring and the fans throw junk into the ring showing their displeasure.  The match ends with Bray cackling as he is getting pelted by miscellaneous junk.

That is all for now.  I’m sure we will get an update on Wade Barrett soon.  Stay tuned.


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