Hello fans and
welcome back for our newsletter. This is
the final one for the moth as the wrestlers are being given off a few days for
some R&R. Today’s issue comes from that
mysterious place on earth that no one really seems to know where it is – Parts
Unknown (somehow, the fans found it so they could attend this show).
For the
uneducated, Parts Unknown is the home of some of the greatest wrestlers in
history – The Missing Link, The Ultimate Warrior, Papa Shango, Giant Gonzalez,
Doink the Clown, Battle Kat, the Berzerker, the tag team of Demolition, and of
course are very own superstar celebrating his birthday today – the Super
Warrior.
Hulk Hogan
begins the show by wishing the Super Warrior a happy birthday and says he has
the perfect gift for him – a title shot – at HWF World Champion Bray
Wyatt. Hogan then moves on talking about
Kurt Angle’s win over the Undertaker to become the new CSWA World
Champion. This brings out AJ Styles –
the US Champ. Styles claims he is the
number one contender but has yet to receive any title shot. This then brings out Shield member and North
American Champion Ryback who says he should be the #1 contender. Things get out of control after Bobby
Lashley, Christopher Daniels, Randy Orton, Mark Henry, Rey Rey and Jeff Hardy
come out to plead their case for the next shot.
Hogan says an 8 man tournament will be held to decide who gets the next
title shot. He then dismisses everyone
so the show can begin.
The first match
in the mini tournament is Christopher Daniels vs Randy Orton. In just 7 minutes, the Fallen Angel gets the
win over the Viper after hitting a double knee gutbuster and a roll up for the
pin. Christopher Daniels moves on.
The next match
on the card is Bobby Lashley taking on 719 Cartel member Rey Rey. For 15 minutes, Lashley dominated Rey Rey and
finished off Rey with a Dominator. Bobby
moves on.
Match #3 is Jeff Hardy taking on Mark
Henry. Ryback came out to sit at
ringside and that threw Henry off his game.
For 8 minutes, Henry was distracted and was dazzled by the speed of
Hardy. Jeff Hardy finished off the
World’s Strongest Man with a suicide dive.
Ryback picked up the prone Henry and tossed him back in the ring. Hardy then reluctantly made the cover for the
win.
Match #4 is AJ
Styles vs Ryback. This one went a little
longer than most with AJ controlling the match.
Mark Henry came out and Ryback was shocked. AJ nailed a gut buster and rolled up Ryback
for the 1,2,3 at the 11 minute mark.
Henry jumped in the ring and went after Ryback but Ryback bailed.
As we take a bit
of a break, the next match is for the Women’s title with champ Velvet Sky
taking on AJ Lee. This one was the
longest match of the night with both women giving their all but for Velvet, it
wasn’t enough. AJ Lee was like a hot
knife going through butter. She controlled the entire match and after 16
minutes, she used a headscissors takedown and a hook of the leg to get the
1-2-3 and become the NEW WOMEN’S CHAMPION.
She then skipped around the ring with her title held high.
We get back to
the tournament action with AJ Styles taking on Jeff Hardy. This one went for a whopping 15 minutes and
AJ just beat Hardy down. Jeff looked
really sluggish and out of it in the ring but AJ gave it his all. After locking Hardy in a reverse STF for
almost 30 seconds, he turned it into a pin and got the 1-2-3. AJ Styles will be moving on to the finals
that will take place at the next show.
Match #7 is
Bobby Lashley vs Christopher Daniels. In
what turned out to be the longest and BEST match of the night so far was seeing
these two give it their all. They went a
solid 25 minutes with the match being almost even the whole way through. The HOLY SHIT moment of the match was towards
the end when Daniels hit a sidewalk slam on Lashley from the top rope. A disoriented Bobby made it to his feet only
to be met with the Angel’s Wings from Daniels who made the cover and got the
win. The Finals match – to be held at
the next show, will have AJ Styles vs Christopher Daniels to see who will be
the #1 contender.
The main event
begins with hometown superhero the Super Warrior making his way down to the
ring ala his mentor the Ultimate Warrior – running at high speed to the ring
where he shakes the ropes until they almost come off the ringposts. The HWF World Champion Bray Wyatt comes out
with a mic and in a very eerie voice, he is singing (almost a sad version) of
Happy Birthday to the Super Warrior (it was actually really creepy). “My boy, you are one of Wyatt’s
Warriors. Why do you want to fight
me? I’m Papa and you’re my son. If you really want to pursue this my boy, I’m
going to have to teach you some tough love.
Is that what you want?” By now,
Bray is in the ring looking Super Warrior in the eyes. “Is it, my boy?” Bray asks again. Super
Warrior asks for the mic. “ The Soopa Warriahhhh wants what he wants. The Soopa Warriahhh hasn’t held a singles
title in a long time. The Soopa Warriahhh appreciates Bray Wyatt and his
forming of Wyatt’s Warriors to honor all the warriors who have come before and
pave the way for those to follow. I ask
this of you to allow me the opportunity to fight you Bray Wyatt to see if I can
truly live up to what it means to be a Warriahhh.” Bray takes the mic. “So be it, my son.”
The bell rings
and this one is off to the races. It is
in the format of a boot camp style match.
For 9 minutes, the Super Warrior held his own against his ‘papa’ Bray
Wyatt but after that, it was all Bray. The
end of the match came at the 13 minute mark after Bray stomped on Warrior’s
head with a military boot and pinned him.
Bray then sat down in the ring and held Warrior in his arms and rocked
back and forth singing (eerily) “Happy Birthday” once again to the Super
Warrior. The show ended with this scene
in the ring.
Everyone gets a
few days off for some R&R so we expect to be back with news starting in
October. Stay Tuned.
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