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Today we are reporting on our show which took place in Washington, DC. The show begins with the all-too-familiar
music of Jimi Hendrix blaring through the loudspeakers and GM Hulk Hogan makes
his way down to the ring accompanied by his meat shield. He takes a mic. “The Hulkster is in the house, brother! We’ve completed the roster shake up and that
means you are in for some interesting matches.”
He is then interrupted by the New Shield (Ryback, Ambrose and Rollins)
who make their way down to the ring.
Ambrose tells Hogan that they are worthy of the next 6 man tag team
title shot. Hogan then says that so is
another team and calls out his CWO A-Team (Austin Aries, Antonio Cesaro and
Adam Rose w/ Abyss) and says so his is team.
Hogan sets up a match and then leaves.
A brief fight
breaks out before the ref restores order.
The bell rings and we have ourselves a match. In a 14 minute match, Aries gets the pin on
Dean Ambrose after hitting him with a Pendulum elbow smash. Hogan appears on stage and seems extremely
pleased with his team’s win in a very impressive match.
The Axe makes
his way out to the ring and calls out former “band” member Dirk ‘the Pick’
Devon. Dirk makes his way down but stops
short of entering the ring. Axe wants to
know why Dirk turned his back on their team and break up the ‘band’…again. Rocky Lapetus makes his way down and joins
Dirk on the ramp. Rocky takes the mic
“Axe, we’ve had to cover your shortcomings for weeks now and it just isn’t
working out. Dirk needs to separate himself from you. The Pick has his sights set once again on
singles titles and he promises he will hold one of those titles again.” While this is going on, Psycho Jack Hercules
sneaks into the ring and attacks Axe.
Dirk rushes the ring and helps with the beatdown until Roman Reigns runs
out and clears house. Axe shakes his
partner’s hand and they leave the ring with Dirk Devon and Psycho Jack laid out
behind them.
Our next match
is up with Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler taking on Sanada in a
cross-promotion match. Sanada heads to
the ring wearing an elaborate robe (ala the 80’s Ric Flair and Macho Man Randy
Savage) and his robe says “The Great Sanada” on the back. The champ makes his way to the ring and the
match begins. The match is relatively
short as Ziggler gets the win in 5 minutes after locking in a handstand head
lock. Both men shake hands afterwards.
Prestige Inc.
member Magnus comes out and calls down Tajiri.
He says they have unfinished business and wants him in the ring. Tajiri obliges but is accompanied by
Alexander Rusev and Bad News Barrett.
Magnus was able to hold his own but with Rusev and Barrett at ringside
constantly interfering, it just became too much. In 15 minutes, Tajiri spits a green mist (ala
Great Muta) into Magnus’ face and rolled him up for the 1-2-3. Rusev and Barrett jump in the ring to
continue the beatdown and then Reid Rothchild and King Damian Sandow run down
to even the odds. Rusev and his team
bails leaving Prestige Inc. behind.
Back at Hogan’s
office, he receives a knock on the door and a new guy walks in. “Hello Mr. Hogan. I’m interested in a job
here and would love to perform.” Hogan
stands up. “What’s your name, brother?” The new guy straightens his shirt and says “I’m
called ‘Droopy Balls’ Donovan”. Hogan
stares in disbelief “What kind of STUPID ASS name is that? You know, Droopy, let me show you something.” He walks over and puts his arm around
Droopy. They walk to the door. “Don’t
let this hit you in the ‘balls’ on your way out” and slams the door in his
face. Another bad gimmick squashed
before it got started. Thanks Hulkster!
Eric Young (EY)
makes his way out to the ring and says he’s happy to be in the CSWA. So happy, in fact, that he feels that he’ll
get a better shake here. He calls down
US Champ AJ Styles and puts Styles over as one of the best in the
business. He asks if he could get a shot
at the title and AJ agrees. This one
went for a good clip but EY really never mounted much of an offense. In 19 minutes, AJ gets the win with an
armlock facebuster. The two shake hands
after the match.
‘Bad News’ Wade
Barrett comes out as the last match ended and told EY as he was leaving that
his bad news is that he sucks and will never amount to anything. Barrett then calls down X-Division Champion
Casey Jones and tells him that there is more bad news coming and that is Jones
will be losing his title tonight. “Sorry
about your damn luck” Barrett yells as the champ makes his way to the ring for
their match. In a 17 minute ass-kicking,
Barrett locks Casey in an abdominal stretch and with help from the ropes, he
gets Casey to tap out. Wade Barrett has
just defeated Casey for the title but the ref informs him that it is ‘best of 3
falls’ and the match continues now. The
second fall goes just 8 minutes with Casey battling back like a man on a
mission. He hits Wade with a strikeout
headbutt and gets the pin. Now, we go on
for the 3rd and final fall.
This one was over before it begun.
Wade nails a big boot and Casey goes down. Wade then goes over and removes the turnbuckle
cover exposing the metal underneath.
Wade goes to throw Casey into the corner but it is reverse and Wade
smashes into the exposed metal and then flips over the top rope crashing to the
floor below. The ref counts but Wade
cannot get back in before the 10 count.
The ref counts to 10 and Bad News is counted out awarding the match to
Casey Jones. Casey takes his title and
leaves before a pissed off Brit has a chance to attack the champ.
Next up is the Women’s
Champion Velvet Sky taking on Nikki Bella.
In 13 minutes, Velvet retains her title after hitting Nikki with a wrist
clutch stomp. Nikki was not happy with
the outcome but oh well.
Our next match
is a tag team version with the Uso’s (Jimmy and Jey) taking on Robbie E and Rob
Terry. This one was controlled by the
Samoan team for about 8 minutes and then after that, Team Rob wiped the mat
with their opponents. This one went the full distance with lots of double
teaming. Just when we thought this one
was going to end in a time limit draw, Rob Terry nails a shoulder tackle from
the top rope and with seconds to spare, gets the 1-2-3. Team Rob is victorious.
John Cena makes
his way down and says how good it is to be in the HWF – the home of the
greatest wrestlers in the world. Cena
starts to talk about his road to the World title when his is interrupted by
none other than Brock Lesnar. Brock gets
in his face and says that he is the uncrowned champion and if John has any
hopes of going after a World title, he would have to go through the ULTIMATE
tough guy. Brock tells John that if he
really wants a title, he should go after something more his style – like the IC
belt. This draws a “oh no you didn’t”
reaction from the crowd and John is, surprisingly, speechless. Brock yells “This is MY house. You, a stranger, don’t let yourself in when
you’re not invited. John, you are NOT
wanted here. Go back to the CSWA and the
minor leagues.” This draws another “oh
no you didn’t” reaction from the fans.
Brock slaps Cena across the face and John attacks the Beast but Brock
hurls him right out of the ring. John
grabs a mic “You know Brock, I’m going to continue with what Bobby Lashley
started and that is kicking your MMA ass.
He left to go to the HWF because he was tired of beating you day in and
day out. You want me to go back to the
CSWA? Well, maybe once I’ve embarrassed
you like he did, then maybe I will.”
This enraged the Beast and he and Cena brawled all the way to the back.
The Elitist
Champion Alexander Rusev is in the back being interviewed. He says he is done with Reid Rothchild and is
now setting his sights on the top prize – the CSWA World Title. Rusev calls the Undertaker washed up and it
is time, not for Taker to pass the torch but for Rusev to TAKE the torch and he
will pry it out of the dead man’s hand if he has to. He then leaves for the ring for our main
event.
Alexander Rusev
makes his way to the ring for his title match against the Undertaker. Just before the match can begin, out comes
Reid Rothchild who stays up on stage much to this dislike of Rusev. This does exactly what it’s supposed to and
that is put Rusev off his game.
Undertaker beat the snot out of the Elitist Champion and after executing
only 4 offensive moves in 15 minutes, Undertaker finishes off his challenger
with a chokeslam. Undertaker retains the
title and leaves immediately. Reid
Rothchild makes his way down and stares at the laughable situation as Rusev is
beaten. Reid says “That is only the
beginning. I’m taking my title back.” Rusev pops up surprisingly quick but Reid
nails a Rothchild stunner and Rusev is back down again. Reid leaves to a nice pop from the fans to
end this show.
Thanks for
reading. Stay tuned…more to follow.
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