Hello fans and
welcome back to our newsletter. We start
off with an update about Wade Barrett.
Barrett was taken to the hospital after his match with the diabolical
Bray Wyatt. Barrett suffered some minor
injuries but will be kept a few days for observation. I’m sure he’ll be back sooner rather than
later.
Our show took
place in Bangor, Maine, the spring/summer residence of Horror expert Stephen
King. In fact, Mr. King is at ringside
for this event. The show begins with
“Break the Walls down” and out comes Y2J himself, Chris Jericho in a suit. Jericho heads to the ring but first shakes hands
with Mr. King. He gets in the ring and
asks for a mic. “Welcome to…Wrestling….is….Jericho. As I’ve told you all before, as long as I can
perform to the level expected from Y2J, I would be here but if I could not,
then it would be time for me to take a break.
Not taking anything away from Bobby Lashley, that man is a monster, but
I need to be in the title hunt for you to get the BEST Chris Jericho out
there. He is not here so it’s time for
me to…” He is cut off as the Beast Brock
Lesnar charges the ring and attacks Jericho.
He just pounds the holy hell out of him not letting him up at all. Brock nails 2 powerbombs and follows it with
an F-5. Brock is standing over the
broken body of Jericho when John Cena bolts to the ring and goes after
Brock. Jericho is pulled from the ring
by the suits. Brock and Cena pound the stuffing out of each other before Hulk
Hogan comes out and more “suits” hit the ring to break it up. Brock ends up backing off but Cena is trying
to tear through to get his hands on Brock.
Brock leaves the ring laughing while Cena is being restrained. Hogan has a mic. “Brock, you can’t start taking out the roster
as you see fit. Malo, hell, he’s a
nobody so no one cares about him but you just took out a main event star. I know that you and Cena want a fight and you
will get one…I can promise you that.”
Brock takes the mic from Hogan.
“GM, MAKE this happen. I will
dispose of Cena and then I will be going after MY World title again.” Brock drops the mic and leaves. The segment ends as the “suits” get John to
calm down enough to leave the ring.
The show
(finally) starts with Mr. Anderson taking on Tajiri. Tajiri and Anderson were putting on a solid
show until about the 11 minute mark, Prestige Inc. member Magnus comes out to the
stage. Tajiri sees him and is totally
thrown off his game. Anderson takes
advantage and at the 20.55 mark, Ken hits the Kenton Bomb and gets the 1-2-3. Anderson leaves the ring and Tajiri is visibly
upset. Magnus smirks as he accomplished
what he wanted to and leaves.
Next up, Heath
Slater makes his way to the ring. He
talks about not getting air time so he was taking it upon himself to get him to
the upper echelon. He is interrupted by
Big E Langston who comes down for a match.
It looks like this one is approved so the bell rings. Surprisingly, Slater stayed toe to toe with
the big man..for about 5 minutes. After
that, Big E pummeled him. Langston took
Slater out of the ring and repeatedly body slammed him on the floor about 5
times. He rolled back in the ring as the
10 count was made and Big E gets the win.
The fans seemed confused as to if Big E was a face (good guy) or heel
(bad guy). (6 min)
In the back, ‘the
all-American’ Jack Swagger is being interviewed and he says that Rusev is
disrespecting the country that pays his check, approves his Visa and the title
he holds – the Elitist title. Tonight,
he is getting a shot to take the Bulgarian Bully down a notch and take the
Elitist title for his own.
Next up, out
comes Cactus Jackie and she says she’s tired of being ignored and she wants her
Diva’s title back. Alicia Fox comes out
and says she begs to differ and that if Jackie wants a shot at the Diva’s
champion, she has to go through her. For
the first 10 minutes, Alicia Fox controlled the tempo of the match. It wasn’t until Jackie nailed a dust devil
DDT that Alicia came off her game.
Jackie took advantage by working on the neck, arms and back of Fox. At the 16 minute mark, Jackie locked Alicia
in the desert stretch and using the ropes for leverage, she got Alicia to tap
out. The Caped Crusader made his way out
and the fans popped. The Crusader said
that Jackie cheated for this win and should be brought to justice. Jackie dared him to hit her. The Crusader said “It is not appropriate for
any woman to be hit by a man even if she is Poison Ivy or Harley Quinn. Since I am not able to exact justice here, I
brought in someone who will.” The Batman
music plays and out comes a woman dressed as “Batgirl” from the 60’s TV
show. She runs out and Jackie attacks
her but Ms. Crusader hits Jackie with the Wam!Bam!Pow! and Jackie bails. The Caped Crusader gets in the ring and
raises the hand of Ms. Crusader (we’ll call her that for now until we get her
name) much to the delight of the fans. (16 min)
We cut to the
back again for another interview and this time it is with Dirk ‘the Pick’
Devon. He is accompanied by Rocky
Lapetus who just stands there. “Axe, I’ve
carried you all this time and all you’ve done is make my life that much
harder. You need to be sent away for
good and I can promise you that the next time you and I are in the ring, I’ll
make sure you suffer in ways never imagined.
Then, once and for all, I’ll be done with you. Let’s go Rocky.” Dirk and Rocky then leave. Rocky stops like he has something to say and
Dirk yells “Let’s GO Rocky.” Rocky
follows Dirk out.
We head back to
the ring for more action. The next match
is Kofi Kingston taking on the hitman Psycho Jack Hercules. These two battled for a full 30 minutes and I
think it would have gone longer if the time limit had not expired. Kofi controlled the entire match but could
not pin Psycho Jack. After the match,
Jack drops Kofi with a hangman into a reverse DDT. Jack leaves but Kofi gets up pretty quick and
goes after him. (30 min)
Our next match
is Professor Cobra taking on Sami Zayn in a rematch. Zayn was in control for the first 13 minutes
of the match and then after missing a swanton bomb, Cobra took over and dazzled
Zayn with strikes and chops. A cheap
shot from Zayn followed by a spike brainbuster ended Cobra’s offense. Zayn gets the win in 24 minutes.
In the back,
Rusev promises he will destroy anyone who tries to take his title away starting
with Jack Swagger.
Our semi main
event has Kane taking on Roman Reigns.
Reigns was beating the holy hell out of Kane. Kane throws Reigns out of the ring and nails
a chokeslam on the floor. He then picks
him up and nails a tombstone piledriver.
Kane rolls in and beats the 10 count getting the (cheap) win. Reigns no-sells his attack and flies into the
ring and nails Kane with the superman punch.
Kane retreats quickly leaving a pissed off Reigns stewing in the ring.
The match starts
before the bell even rings as Rusev and Swagger are battling back and forth on
their way to the ring. Rusev slams
Swagger’s head into the steel steps as well as the ringside post. He then nailed the Accolade and leaves
Swagger in a heap. Rusev climbs into the
ring and tells the ref to start counting.
The ref reaches 10 and counts Swagger (down and) out. Reid Rothchild runs down and starts to brawl
with the Bulgarian Bully. Rusev nails
Reid with the Accolade and proceeds to tie him in the corner. The Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel runs
down and jumps on Rusev’s back. Rusev
unceremoniously dumps Raquel off and then threatens to go after her. Rusev picks her up and just as he is about to
hit her with the Accolade, King Damian Sandow and Magnus run out for the
save. Rusev bails. Reid is screaming. Sandow and Magnus check on Raquel and then
help to get Reid free from his restraints.
Reid grabs a mic “RUSEV, you put your hands on MY Wife…You have just
signed your own death certificate. HOGAN…I
want this match and I want it NOW.” GM
Hulk Hogan comes out and tries to calm Reid down. “Listen Brother…I agree him putting his hands
on a woman is uncalled for. I need the
two of you both to take time off. Rusev and
Reid, you both will be off until October.
Take a break, go on vacation, whatever.
Your match will be in a Hell in a Cell at the Revenge PPV next month so
bottle it for now. I want your match to
blow the damn roof off the place, brother.”
Hogan then thanked everyone for coming out and ended the show.
That’s all for
now. Stay tuned as there will be more to
follow.
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