HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 08.04

Welcome back fans.  The Clash of the Champions PPV is just around the corner.  We did get one piece of good news and that is both Donnie B and MW3 have been released from the hospital.  Both were in wheelchairs but appeared to be in good spirits.  We in the HWF and CSWA (except for a few rotten eggs – and you know who you are) wish them a speedy recovery.

Superfans Derek and Joel are at ringside with their collection of signs.

In other news, it appears that Master Bull liked the way “Flyin” Brian and “Marvelous” Marc handled themselves in announce duties so they will be signed to a contract through the end of 2013. They are still on probation though. Master Bull wants them to do at least one more house show before the PPV arrives.  Todays event takes place in Austin, TX.  We are making our way East as we head to Dallas and the Sportatorium.  Brian and Marc make their way to ringside and take their seats.

Brian: Hi everyone and welcome to today’s show.  Our show will have action written all over it so we are excited to get started.

Marc: You are right Brian but before the event can start, we can’t begin without the (now normal) appearance by Master Bull.

Master Bull makes his way out to the top of the stage.  He doesn’t dare go to the ring as he does not want to get pelted with junk.  “Wrestling fans in Austin, we are here to bring you the best wrestling has to offer.  We spared no expense to put on what we feel is an awesome show.  Now, sit back and enjoy the action.”

Master Bull is interrupted as Wade Barrett makes his way out.  “I’m glad you’re here Mr. GM.  I am tired of sitting on the sidelines so I am taking my future in my own hands.  I am heading down to the ring for a match and I want you to send someone down.”  Master Bull looked a bit annoyed.  “Wade, I have the perfect person for you.  In fact, I want to see him in action so here comes your opponent.”

The music hits and out comes MMA sensation King Mo Lawal accompanied by Mr. Wrestling 4.  Both men slap the hands of the fans as they head to ringside. 

King Mo held his own until the USO’s came out.  Mr. Wrestling 4 went over to yell at them and Mo got distracted and Barrett hits a British Surfboard and gets the win.  After the match, King Mo and Mr. Wrestling 4 brawled with the USO’s until Jey and Jimmy took off.  King Mo and Mr. Wrestling stood in the ring celebrating.  Joel was holding up a sign that said “King Mo can’t make my lunch”.  Derek’s said “Mr. Wrestling 4 looks lost”.

Marc: You know Brian, I’m not sure if King Mo is up to this challenge.  I mean, in the octagon, you have one person to concentrate on.  Here, it could be the fans, outside interference or even your tag team partner in some cases.

Brian: You’re right buddy.  And I know exactly what you mean.  Take the team of Fusion Valentine and Spider Violet.  I don’t think they are on the same page. 
Marc:  You got that right.  I for one am interested to see how the match with the Bellas turns out.
Brian: Well buddy, you’re the only one.  HA HA. I’m kidding but you know, those Bellas are H.O.T.
Marc: I don’t know if anyone will disagree with you there.  Oh, our next match is about to begin.

The next match has Kevin Steen taking on Hernandez.  Both men put on a hell of a performance.  The fans were truly entertained in this match.  They were even for practically the entire match.  Unfortunately, the time limit was the “bad guy” here as it brought an end to his fantastic performance.  In the end, Steen hits a moonsault but somehow Hernandez hits a Dominator.  After that, no one was making a cover.  Master Bull came out and said that he definitely wants to see the two of them go at it again. 

Brian: Holy Crap!  That was a fantastic match.  Too bad the time limit ended that one.

Marc: I agree buddy.  That was a real 5 star match.
 
Out next comes the team of the Mexicali Flyers with El Chango and Handsome G.  G has the mic “You know, I don’t believe the Flyers are being given a fair shake.  I think that Master Bull wants to hold them back since they don’t speak English.  Well Mr GM, I am here to ask for a match on their behalf.  If it wasn’t for those damn Law and Order jerks, the Flyers could be walking around with tag team gold.  But, I know we need to prove ourselves so I am asking for a 6 man match against the Shield. We’ll be in the ring waiting.”  They headed to ringside.  Master Bull comes out.  “I may have to agree with you on one thing and is that we could have new champs but I have to disagree about holding anyone back.  I am an equal opportunity employer and I do NOT discriminate.  If you suck, there is nothing that can be done about that.  Shield, this will be a non-title match since it is a 6 man.  Come on out.  The Shield all head to the ring for their match.

The match begins with El Chango and Dean Ambrose.  Ambrose hits a chickenwing facebuster but El Chango tosses him out of the ring for a 6 count.  Ambrose hits another chickenwing facebuster and once again is tossed out of the ring.  Ambrose is frustrated.   Ambrose shoves him down and tries for a pin but El Chango kicks out.  He then hits a flying headscissors and tags out to El Dragon Insano.  Dean tries for a chinlock but the Dragon powers out and nails a DDT.  El Chango is tagged back in.  Dean locks in a chinlock but El Chango hits a monkey flip.  Ambrose is right up and nearly takes off Chango’s head with a clothesline.  Roman Reigns is tagged in but all of the Shield come in.  Ambrose hits the crossface forearms, Rollins hits a gut punch and Reigns nails a spear.  The team leaves as Reigns is standing on Chango’s throat.  Chango locks in a camel clutch but Rollins and Ambrose hit the ring again.  Ambrose hits a chickenwing facebuster, Rollins hits a  huracanrana and Reigns (must have been winded) locks in a simple armbar.  Regins hits some clubbing blows but Chango bounces to the top turnbuckle and hits a shooting star press.  He makes the cover but barely gets a 1 count.  Tornado en Fuego is tagged in as an exhausted El Chango collapses to the mat.  Dragon also hits the ring and they double team Reigns.  Tornado hits a dragonscrew and Dragon hurls Reigns from the ring.  El Chango goes to the top rope and hits a moonsault on Reigns.  The ref makes the count and Reigns is counted out.  The team of the Mexicali Flyers and El Chango get the win.  They celebrate in the ring as the Shield leaves but then out comes Law and Order w/ the Negronomicon.  They threaten to get in the ring but end up cowering away. 

The main event of the night has Brock Lesnar making a rare appearance.  The HWF champion comes to the ring for a non-title match against Bran-Don-Goh.  This also marks a rare appearance of Bran-Don-Goh actually getting in the ring. 

Marc: You know, this Bran-Don-Goh guy has some balls.  I mean, someone of his size and stature trying to stand up to Lesnar.  I mean, does he have a death wish or what?

Brian: I agree buddy.  Unfortunately for Bran-Don-Goh, I think Lesnar’s gonna kill him.

This match ended up going 14 minutes with Lesnar just dominating the challenger (131 to 50).  Lesnar starts off with choking B on the ropes but puts an end to that with a backhand chop.  Lesnar just glares at him.  Uh Oh.    B hits a body avalanche and Lesnar nails a back body drop followed by a powerbomb and then the F-5.  Lesnar tries for a pin but then picks him up by the hair after the 1 count.  Lesnar goes for a powerslam but B hangs on to the ropes.  B goes for a stepover toehold facelock trying for a submission and I think Lesnar is laughing at him.  Lesnar nails a press and slam and goes for the pin but picks up Bran-Don-Goh after 2.  Lesnar hits an F-5, goes for the pin and picks him up again.  Brock hits a powerbomb, goes for the pin and picks him up again.  B hits a backhand chop and gets a powerslam for retaliation.  B hits a backhand chop again and Brock monkey flips him.  B hits a flying calf kick and Brock counters with another 2 powerslams.  He tries for a pin but Bran-Don-Goh KICKS OUT at 2.  Now, he’s got Brock really mad.  Music hits and out comes HHH.  Brock goes right after Hunter and ends up getting counted out.  Bran-Don-Goh gets the win.  This win will qualify him to receive a World title shot.  I wonder if he wants to go through this again.

Stay Tuned as we have more coming.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 08.03

This newsletter starts off with Prestige Inc in the back talking to Magnus.  There is a bit of arguing going on.  Magnus is accusing King Damian and Reid Rothchild of sabotaging his efforts to win the Intercontinental title.  Reid is pacing calling bullshit while Sandow is trying calm Magnus down.  “Magnus, listen to me.  We are in your corner.  We are not against you.”  “Yeah”, Magnus replied, “If that is true, then why am I not standing here with a title?  There is something seriously wrong here.  You know, maybe I need to prove myself in the ring to you both.  That is unless Reid is willing to give up the Elitist title..?  No, well how about you your Lordship?  Are you willing to give up your title shot and give it to me?  See, that is where the problem lies.  You both want only for yourselves and I get left in the background.  Like I said, maybe I need to prove myself.  I’ll go find myself a tag team partner and then we can have ourselves a match.”  Magnus stormed out.  Reid commented “Let him blow off steam. If he wants this match, let’s give it to him.”  Sounds like we have ourselves a match. 

Magnus was storming around the back and came across a familiar face in the shadows.  He approached and asked this individual if he would be interested in taking on Sandow and Rothchild.  At first he was hesitant, but then he agreed.  Looks like Magnus has his tag team partner. 

Master Bull makes his way out to the ring. “Hello El Paso, TX, the butt end of this god-awful state.  You know, if we were in my hometown of Kansas City, MO, the people would be cheering me and thanking me for bringing entertainment to the city.  Instead, we get you ungrateful, spoiled little children.”  The fans here are just unrelenting.  The Superfans are ringside center and they are the loudest. Joel is holding a sign that says “Why isn’t Del Rio a champ?” Derek has his sign “I came to see hot chicks”. Marc’s sign says “Master Bull = Brilliant”.  Lastly, Brian’s sign says “Good Lord, this place smells”.  Master Bull approached the Superfans and questioned their loyalty to the HWF and CSWA.  All said they were on board.  He then called for security….to escort them to the back….for a tour backstage.  All were excited but Derek seemed a bit skeptical.  Master Bull got back on the mic “These are true fans.  They follow us to each and every show.  The way I repay loyalty, in this case, is to give these fans a backstage pass to see, meet and greet everyone.  Now, the rest of you sit down so we can begin our show.”  He and security accompanied the Superfans to the back.  Derek kept looking around wondering if there was a catch.

While in the back, Marc and Brian teamed up and did kind of a play by play announcing team.  Master Bull heard them and asked if they would want to sign on as announcers?  It would be a short term gig – only through the end of the year.  They would get paid.  Both were ecstatic.  Master Bull said though that they would need a test run and to go out and take over the “Spanish” announce table.  Both went to ringside.

Brian: “Hello everybody, Flyin Brian and Marvelous Marc here at ringside calling the action of the night.  This will be a very interesting evening.”
Marc: “That’s right Brian, we know that Prestige Inc is having a falling out of sorts.  Magnus has found himself a partner and will be taking on Reid and the King later tonight.”
Brian: “You’ve got that right buddy. But now, it looks like the first match of the night is starting.”

Alberto Del Rio is out first followed by Big E Langston.  In a 15 minute butt kicking, Big E was winning until Del Rio though he had enough and took off out of the ring.  He ended up getting counted out so Big E wins this one by DQ.

After the match, Superfans Joel and Derek made their way back to their seats.

Brian: “I can’t believe Del Rio would bail like that.”
Marc: “I can Brian.  Del Rio is a coward and will always take the easy way out.  It looks like our next match is on.”

Out next was Bobby Roode taking on John Cena.  Roode challenged Cena for his spot for the World title (a spot he won after his performance in the last tournament).  Cena killed Roode (114 to 51 points).  Roode did manage to keep kicking out but at the 16 minute mark, Cena hits a knuckle jam and gets the pin.  After the match, Ryback attacks Cena and hits him with a very nasty spear.  Cena folds in half.  Security (they are on top of their game here) comes out and prevents Ryback from doing any more damage.  Ryback spits on Cena before he leaves.

Marc: “That Ryback is a monster.  I wonder if Cena will be able to stop him.”
Brian: “He may have an issue if his pants keep falling down.  Someone get that man a belt.”

Fusion Valentine and Spider Violet make their way to ringside and they are accompanied by Bran-Don-Goh. 

Marc: “These two ladies will be meeting the Bella’s at the PPV but tonight, they will be taking on the team of Velvet Sky and Natalya Neidhart.”

Brian: “Marc, look who is joining us.  It is none other than the Women’s Champion Layla El.  Hello Layla and may I say you look lovely today.”
Marc: “The Women’s champion is here everyone.  Stand up and give her the respect she deserves.”
Layla: “Thank you both.  I came out here because I need address a grave misjustice that happened at the last show.  Raquel did not beat me.  She is a cheater who will stop at nothing to take what is not hers.  Well, I plan on standing in her way and she will not be taking my title.  I can promise you that.”
Brian: “Layla, you could outwrestle most of the guys here let alone the women.  I know you will be victorious”
Layla: “Thanks.  Well, it looks like the match is going to start so on to the action in the ring.”
 
In a 21 minute battle, the team of Nattie and Velvet defeat Spider and Fusion.  In fact, there was some miscommunication going on between Spider and Fusion.  Bran-Don-Goh got in there and calmed the two of them down citing the need for them to work as a team.  Layla El leaves the announce table.

Brian: “Well, this is one match I’m glad is over.  Spider and Fusion have some issues going on.”
Marc: “Well said buddy.  If a team as random as Velvet Sky and Natalya can defeat supposed team specialists that Fusion and Spider are supposed to be then what chance will they have against a real team such as the Bellla’s?”
Brian: “You know Marc, you are right but Brie Bella has yet to win a singles match. In fact, she’s 0-4.  Is she going to hold her sister back?”
Marc: “I guess we have to wait and see.”
 
The final match of the night (the show is being cut off early because Master Bull wants to get the hell out of El Paso) will be Reid Rothchild and King Sandow taking on Magnus and a mystery partner.

Marc: “Brian, this is the last match of the night.  It’s going to be a doozy.”
Brian: “Well said buddy.  It’s our time to shine too.”

The Elitist Reid Rothchild heads to the ring with Ravishing Raquel along with King Damian Sandow.  Magnus then comes out and introduces his tag team partner………Uncle Nova!  Nova and Magnus shake hands and head to the ring.

The match begins with Reid vs Magnus.  Reid immediately hits the Rothchild leg drop.  Magnus gets up and picks up Reid and drops him face first on the top turnbuckle.  Magnus tags out to Uncle Nova.  Nova hits a stomp on Reid and then immediately tags Magnus back in.  Magnus kicks Reid in the midsection and then Reid nails a ReiDDT.  He goes for the pin but Magnus kicks out at 2.  He tags in the King.  Magnus is waiting and hits a spinning Samoan Drop on the King.  Magnus tags Nova back in and he walks right into double teaming from Prestige Inc.  Uncle Nova nails a double axe handle smash to the back of Sandow but Reid hits a Reid Leg drop and Sandow hits a full nelson face smash.  Reid is back in for more double teaming.  Sandow hits a spinning elbow drop and Reid locks in the Rothchild chicken wing.  Reid hits another leg drop as the ref gets Reid out of the ring.  Sandow hits a full nelson face smash and Nova battles back and hits a stomp and then makes the hot tag to Magnus.  Sandow hits Magnus in the gut with his boot and tags Reid back in.  Magnus kicks Reid in the midsection but Reid hits the Rothchild Stunner.  He hits Nova with a forearm smash knocking him off the apron.  He makes the cover on Magnus and gets the 1-2-3.  Sandow grabs Nova and drags him into the ring.  Magnus gets up, looks at Reid and then Sandow and then they all attack Nova.  It was a SWERVE.  The three of them stomp a mudhole (or more like multiple mudholes) in Nova.  They kick him out of the ring and then stand united in the ring.

Marc: “This was an excellent match”

Brian: “Yeah, that noob Uncle Nova didn’t see the swerve coming.”
Marc: “Well, Brian, neither did we.”
Brian: “Yeah, I guess you’re right buddy.  Thanks everyone.”

More info to follow so stay tuned.  The PPV will be shaping up really well in the next week.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 08.02

Hello fans.  Well, the news just continues as we make our way towards the Clash of the Champions PPV. 

We start off this issue with the second new hire to our team – a gentleman known as Professor Cobra.  Cobra claims to have been trained by the once-great Jake “the Snake” Roberts.  Professor Cobra will be drafted to the HWF.  Master Bull wants to see both of his new hires in action so King Mo and Professor Cobra will be making their in-ring debuts tonight, here in Phoenix, AZ.  Master Bull made the decision that if either or both King Mo and Professor Cobra win their matches tonight, they will be given a spot on the PPV roster.  Speaking of the PPV, the card is shaping up to be a fantastic one with tons of matches.  Since MB does not want to cut any of the matches out, the PPV will take place (like a few others have) over the span of 2 days.   He reached out to the Sportatorium in Dallas, TX to make sure they could pull it off.  They assured him they could so now, we have a 2 day event.

One other thing that was announced was that there would be a new title created – this one though takes us back to the old World Class Championship days – the 6 Man Tag Team Champions.  This is great news for teams like Prestige Inc, the Shield, 3MB, the MF’ers w/ El Chango as well as Law and Order w/ the Negronomicon.  Due to the complexity of the match set up, all of these matches will have a 60 minute time limit – just like tag team matches today have.  There will be matches throughout the rest of the summer to establish the top ranked teams and at the October PPV – “Revenge – Day of Reckoning”, we will have the 6 man tag team champions crowned. 

The evening starts off with Prestige w/ Ravishing Raquel on their way to the ring.  They get in the ring and Reid starts off.  “Our reception here in Phoenix is no better than any other garbage dump we’ve been to.  We try to bring our sense of “upper class” to you lowlifes and you are just no better than the scum I scrape off the bottom of my $500 shoes.”  He then points to where the “superfans” are sitting and points at Derek who is holding a sign that reads “Reid Rothchild makes me hurl.  Wanna see?”  “Even this loser with his ‘funny’ sign just goes to show that most of the fans out there, with the exception of the lovely Ravishing Raquel, are hopeless.” Derek then throws a tomato at Reid and hits him right in the back of the head.  Reid jumps out of the ring and gets in Derek’s face.  Derek is not backing down and looks downright mean (with his cap turned backwards).  He verbally goes toe to toe with Reid and Reid just gets tired and gets back in the ring.  Meanwhile, King Damian Sandow takes the mic “Prestige Inc stands before you the epitome of superiority in the HWF.  We are unparalleled in our excellence and you ungrateful maggots just make it harder for us to want to share anything with you.  Mighty Magnus, at this point, you are the only one of Prestige Inc not involved in the Clash of the Champions PPV.  Reid and I set the bar high and even though we know you are one of us, we really need to know what you plan to do to become a champion.”  Magnus takes the mic “Your Lordship, you are right.  You did tell me early on that to remain as part of this elite group, everyone needs to step up.  So right here and now, I challenge the Intercontinental Champion Jay Lethal to a match for that title.  Lethal, if you are any sort of man, you will accept my challenge and come down here now.”

Jay Lethal’s music hits (Pomp and Circumstance) dressed like a mini-Macho Man.  He comes out with a mic in hand. “Oooohhhhh Yeeeaaaahhhhh!  Black Machismo is here in Phoenix baby!  Magnus, you challenge me for my title?  Well, I accept.  The mini-Macho Man does not back down from any challenge and says let’s do this now.  SNAP in to it!”

Master Bull comes out and says that he will dictate when this will happen and makes it the main event for tonight but for now, they all need to leave except for Ravishing Raquel as she is up next in singles competition.

Ravishing Raquel waits in the ring to see who her challenger will be.  It is none other than the Women’s Champion Layla El.  Layla says that before the PPV, she wants to see what Raquel’s got so she is giving her a non-title match.  The match goes for 12 minutes with the challenger standing toe to toe with the champion.  At the end, Layla makes a mistake and Raquel catches her with a spinning heel kick.  She makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  She then picks up the Women’s title and poses on the turnbuckle before Layla gets up and takes it from her.  She then hits Raquel with The Layout and Raquel rolls out of the ring. The champ celebrates with her title as Raquel glares at her.  Raquel takes a mic “Cheap shots from a cheap champion.  I’ve now proven I can pin you and at the Clash, I will do it again.”  She then leaves.

Out next comes King Mo Lawal accompanied by Mr. Wrestling 4.  They wait to see who will be his challenger and out comes Bran-Don-Goh.  He is accompanied by Fusion Valentine and Spider Violet.  In a very even match, the newcomer held his own against the “Dancing with the Stars” reject (as reflected in the sign Derek was holding - the ghetto repaired one).  Bran-Don-Goh was not happy seeing the sign again and Derek and the others were very vocal about B’s “unique” wrestling style.  Bran-Don-Goh starts off with a flying calf kick followed by a leapfrog body guillotine.  King Mo battled back with an elbow smash to B’s face and he followed it up with a waistlock takedown and ride.   B hits another leapfrog guillotine but is stopped in his tracks by a left hand jab from King Mo.  B is down.  Mo locks in a modified klingman anklelock and Bran-Don-Goh has no choice but to tap out.  King Mo wins his first match.

Out next is Professor Cobra for his first match.  His opponent comes out and it is Eric Young.  EY starts off with a whip and ram into the turnbuckle.  He charges and Professor Cobra launches him over the top rope where EY crashes hard on the floor.  Young does not make it back in so Professor Cobra gets his first win via countout.  Professor gets on the mic and says that isn’t the way he wanted to make is debut so he asks Eric Young for a rematch at the PPV.  EY accepts.

It is then announced that King Mo and Mr. Wrestling 4 will square off against the USO’s at the PPV.

The main event is now.  Prestige Inc head to ringside and then are followed out by the Intercontinental Champion Jay Lethal.  Prestige Inc leave the ring so the match can begin.  Magnus starts off by trying to hit a spinning Samoan drop but it is reversed and Lethal nails a flying elbow smash from the ropes.  Magnus battles back by hitting some British stomps.  Magnus is tossed out of the ring.  He goes over to chat with King Sandow and Reid and is back in at the 6 count.  Magnus hits a forearm uppercut and Lethal nails the Lethal Combination for a 2 count.  Magus is then tossed out of the ring again and is back in at 7.  Lethal goes to the top rope for the Flying Elbow but Reid is up and nails Lethal in the back with a chair.  Magnus pulls the champ to the middle of the ring and locks in a Sharpshooter.  Lethal, with no place to go, taps out.  Magnus has just won the title but Jay gets his immediate rematch.

The next match starts off and Lethal is on fire (as well as pissed off).  This one goes 15 minutes and just before the end, Reid tries to hit Lethal with a chair again but Lethal nails a flying dropkick into the chair and into the face of Reid Rothchild.  Magnus charges and Lethal catches him with a hip toss from the top turnbuckle.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3. 

Now, the rubber match is next in a steel cage.  This should nullify Prestige Inc.’s interference in the match.  Magnus starts off with some British stomps.  Lethal battles back with a diving double axe handle smash.  He follows it up with a snap suplex and Magnus kicks him in the midsection.  Lethal nails a superkick but Magnus hits a Spinning Samoan Drop and gets a 2 count.  Magnus kicks him in the midsection.  Sandow and Reid are on the outside of the ring attaching what looks like jumper cables to the ring.  They motion for Magnus to toss Lethal into the cage but Lethal reverses it and catapults Magnus into the cage where he receives a pretty bad shock.  Magnus falls backwards and Lethal makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Now, he has to get out of the cage.  Sandow and Reid are blocking the door so Lethal climbs to the top of the cage and JUMPS!  He hits both men with a flying body press taking them out.  Lethal is the winner of the match and retains his IC title.  Holy Cow!

 

Thanks for reading.  More to come so stay tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 08.01

Hello fans and welcome to the first newsletter in the month of August.  August promises to be filled to the brim with new hires, a PPV, wrestling, and of course (we couldn’t do without) DRAMA. 

The first day in the month of August introduces a new performer from south of the Border.  His name is El Chango.  We received a taped interview from our new hire and this is what he had to say (unlike the Mexicali Flyers, this one speaks English – Master Bull made sure of that):

“My name is El Chango. For the uneducated, Chango is Spanish for monkey, and after you see me fight you will understand why.  I hail from the small town of Juarez in Mexico.  Do not let my small size fool you, I have taken down many a large opponent as I grew up in this very rough town.
There is no one specific wrestler I have a beef with; primarily because I have a beef with everyone.  I have few friends; my only goal is to rise to the top and be the best fighter in the world.  At times I may pretend to be someone’s friend, but most likely I will stab them in the back if they turn away from me.

Crowds love me because I’m mean. Even when they cheer for me, I still usually flip them off because I pretty much hate all people. If I was not such a good fighter they would probably not cheer for me.  Due to my smaller size, aerial attacks are my specialty. Though, in a pinch I CAN use a wrestling hold.

Gracias.
Yours truly,
El Chango”

We look forward to seeing this unique individual in the ring.

With the addition of El Chango to our fold, he will be drafted to CSWA also and (we were just informed) that he too will be managed by Handsome G and will team (willingly or reluctantly) with the Mexicali Flyers.  The MF’ers vs Law and Order will now be a 6 man tag team match with El Chango siding with the MF’ers and Negronomicon will team with Law and Order.

Also of note, in case it hasn’t been announced yet (can’t remember) by the high and mighty Master Bull, King Mo Lawal, MMA champion, was signed to a part time contract and will be drafted to the CSWA.  He will come in and is expected to be teamed with Mr. Wrestling 4.  Apparently, they have a friendship dating back years and so 4 asked for this and was reluctantly granted.

As we pan ringside, we see Superfans Derek, Marc, and Brian joined by the 4th member of their clique Joel.  Joel proudly shows off the signs he has. “Big Show + ODB = OMG”, “The Axe is pretty dull”, “King Damian Sandow is the ruler of the world” and “Bring on the Gobbledy Gooker”.  A visiting Jim Ross was backstage and referred to them as “Rat Bastards”.  I think that will be a name that will stick.

On to some matches. 

The first match had Mark Henry getting the win over Mike Bennett after Bennett got rammed into the ring post and Henry rolled him up for the win.

Ted Dibiasi Jr gets a win over Wade Barrett in 4 minutes after Barrett falls asleep and doesn’t respond to the Million Dollar Dream.

In a 21 minute battle, Kurt Angle got a win over Curtis Axel after Axel (who had been dumped to the outside 4x in this match) walked out thereby giving Angle the win via count out.

David Otunga and Ezekiel Jackson went to a 30 minute draw.

Great Khali gets a count out win over Mankind after Casey Jones got involved – sort of.  Khali and Mankind were both on the outside of the ring when Casey popped out from under the ring and handcuffed Mankind to the steel steps.  Khali made it back in just before the 10 count. After the match, Casey started to wallop Mankind with his hockey stick but Mankind hit Casey in the face with the steel steps.  The handcuffs broke and Mankind then hit Casey with the Mandible Claw.  Casey was fading but somehow pulled out brass knuckles and hit Mankind.  He then took off.

We have a break and then out comes Handsome G with the Mexicali Flyers.  G goes on to say that the Flyers would have been tag team champions if Law and Order had not interfered in their match.  He then announces the third man in his stable – El Chango who comes out to a mixed reaction from the fans (due to his mixed message in his vignette).  Handsome G says that these 3 Mexican superstars will bring law and order by eliminating Law and Order and that scrub Negronomicon.  They are then interrupted by Law and Order.  Marshall William Pearl is out with Cowboy Shizzle.  They say that they will be ready to send these three homies back to where they came from – under some rock in the middle of nowhere.  Out then comes Negronomicon and he looks different.  We can’t put our finger on it but something is definitely different about him.  Pearl says that it is time to show these chumps who runs the show around here.  The MF’ers head to ringside for their match.
The Mexicali Flyers (w/ Handsome G and El Chango) went toe to toe with Law and Order (who had Negronomicon at ringside).  This is a short one with Law and Order getting the win via countout.  Negronomicon got involved and hit Tornado en Fuego with a chair.  El Chango then attacked Negronomicon while the Flyers took out the Cowboy and Marshall.  Handsome G got in the ring with his guys and they celebrated.

Next up has Sin Cara squaring off against Santino Marella.  After a 19 minute battle, Sin Cara gets the win after hitting multiple arm drags and Santino could not retain his balance.

Mr. Wrestling 4 then comes out for his match against Zack Ryder.  At the 11 minute mark, 4 catches Zack with the “original Mr. Wrestling kneelift” and gets the 1-2-3.  The lights go out again and come back on seconds later and the man in black (not from the Princess Bride) is standing in the ring with a chair – but so is Mr. Wrestling 4.  4 is yelling at him to do something but he ends up backing down and leaving.

We just received an update about Donnie B and MW3.  Well, it turns out that their injuries are worse than expected.  It seems that the years of wear and tear on their bodies could be too much to handle.  Both men are conscious but have been told by their doctors that it may be likely they will never set foot in the ring again.  The doctor tried to explain that they may not have a choice.  Donnie B and MW3 getting back in the ring may result in them not getting out of the ring.  They have a choice to make.

The main event tonight has Dolph Ziggler taking on Sheamus.  Both former WWE champions had a solid match but the pale Celtic Warrior kept overpowering his opponent.  At the 19 minute mark, both men were brawling on the outside of the ring.  Sheamus hits a white noise piledriver and then makes it back in before the 10 count.  Dolph gets counted out and Sheamus adds a win to his record.

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned; much more to follow.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 07.08

Hello fans.  Welcome back to our newsletter.  We are actually reporting live from Tucson, AZ.  As the show begins, Superfans Derek and Marc are joined by the 3^rd member Brian.  All three brought their signs.  Derek and Marc had the ones from previous shows (Derek actually retaped the one Bran-Don-Goh tore up – looks pretty ghetto) and Brian had some of his own:  “What the hell is a Shizzle?” “Great Khali is Mankind’s illegitimate child” and “John Cena needs to pull his pants up.”

This show is action packed with HWF matches as the wrestlers vie for the upcoming invitational battle royal.

Master Bull begins with his appearance. “Finally!  The HWF and CSWA are here in Tucson, AZ!  And what a cesspool it is (boos emanate from the crowd).  Why can’t you be more like my hometown of Kansas City, MO?  Really people?  Come on.  Get off your fat asses and do something.  You’re like zombies out there.”  People began throwing things at him so he bolted to the top of the ramp for his own safety.  “And I’d say you are pretty ignorant too.  You are all lucky the city of Tucson wanted us here.”  He then left so the matches could begin.

There was a small issue with the last match lineup for the PPV. 

In our first match, Tyson Kidd takes on Zema Ion.    The match saw lots of high spots but in the end, at 11 minutes, Tyson Kidd gets the win with the Code Blue.  Both men shake hands afterwards.

Next out is Brodus Clay taking on Antonio Cesaro.  Slow count Sam is the ref in this one.  This match was controlled by Cesaro but no matter what he did, he could not keep Clay down for the 3 count.  He tried 6 times but Clay just kept kicking out.  Just before the 30 minute bell, Cesaro hits a phenomenal gut wrench suplex.  He made the cover but the time limit bell rang before Sam’s hand went down for the 3^rd time.  A very frustrated Cesaro got into Sam’s face and threatened him.  Clay grabs Antonio and nails a T-Bone Suplex and Antonio rolls out of the ring.  Brodus got Sam to do a bit of dancing before they both left.

Out next is Jack Swagger taking on Kofi Kingston.  We haven’t seen much of these two as of late so we’re glad they are getting a match in.  Swagger controlled the match but just like in the last one, he could not do enough to keep Kofi down.  This match also went to the 30 minute time limit.

Next on the card is Heath Slater (w/3MB) against Roderick Strong.  Dispite having 3MB at ringside, Strong was able to hold his own.  This one goes 21 minutes and after Drew McIntyre accidentally kicks Slater, Strong hits a forearm to the back of Slater and gets the 1-2-3.

We have a break and out comes Prestige Inc with Ravishing Raquel.  They are not on the card tonight so they must be out here flapping their gums.  They make their way to the ring.  Magnus begins “We are Prestige Inc and the way we are treated is horrendous.  I can’t believe you maggots don’t see talent when it is right in front of you.”  King Damian Sandow takes the mic “Mighty Magnus, I can believe it.  These people here in Tucson (very cheap pop) are all bottom feeders.  We should not expect any different.  I am out here to promise that I will beat that chump Medley bring the European title here to the HWF were we will bring back Prestige to the title.”  He hands the mic to Ravishing Raquel. “Layla, I hope you are ready.  I am going to stop at nothing to take that title off of you.  As a member of Prestige Inc, it is expect that we ALL are champions and I will join that club with my man Reid at my side.”  “Well said Raquel”, Reid answered.  “You are already a champion in my eyes but I can tell you that the perks, benefits and notoriety will skyrocket once you come home with that title.  Now, on to my business.  Uncle Nova.  You pain in the ass.  You have the gall to think that you will ever be at my level – never mind a champion.  We will meet and I will send you packing.  Maybe our illustrious GM Master Bullshit will get off his ass and ‘redo’ your character again. Hell, you’ve been, what, 4 characters now?  A little complex issue?”  While this is going on, Uncle Nova in coming in through the crowd.  Unbeknownst to Prestige Inc, he gets into the ring with a steel chair.  Magnus and Sandow taste steel first as Reid gets Raquel out of the ring.  He then too tastes the cold hard steel (actually aluminum).  Uncle Nova picks up the Elitist title and celebrates in the ring.  Security comes out and Nova takes off through the crowd with the Elitist title.

We are back to action with Kazarian taking on Tensai.  For about 13 minutes, Kaz controlled the tempo of the match.  After that, though, it was Tensai.  He turned the pace of the match into his favor after almost getting a pin after locking in a claw hold STO.  From there, he hit everything from a flying elbow smash to a running senton splash.  The end came after Kaz went to the ropes and so did Tensai and Tensai hit him like a freight train.  Kaz got hit so hard that he bounced off the ropes and crashed in the middle of the ring. Tensai gets the win at the 19 minute mark.

Our second to last match is Alberto Del Rio taking on Mr. Ken Anderson.  This was the shortest match of the night.  As soon as the bell rang, Alberto locks in a rolling cross armbreaker.  Anderson, fearing his arm would get broken, tapped out immediately.  This one didn’t even go 30 seconds.  Crazy.

The main event has CM Punk taking on Jeff Hardy.   This one went 22 minutes with both men hitting crazy stuff but in the end, Hardy nails a suicide dive on Punk and is able to get the 1-2-3.

 

Clash of the Champions card as of right now:

John Cena vs Ryback in a Double Hell in the Cell

Mexicali Flyers vs Law and Order
Reid Rothchild vs Uncle Nova in a specialty match
Spider Violet and Fusion Valentine vs The Bella twins
Super Warrior vs Bran-Don-Goh
 
CSWA
Casey Jones vs Dean Ambrose for the Internet Media title
King Damian Sandow vs. Mike “the Axe” Medley for the European title.  If Sandow wins, the European title moves to HWF.
AJ Styles vs Mankind for the US title.
Christian vs AJ Styles for the CSWA World title

HWF

The Miz vs ODB for the X-Division title
Jay Lethal vs CM Punk for the IC title
Daniel Bryan vs Christopher Daniels for the North American title
Brock Lesnar vs HHH for the HWF World title

Ravishing Raquel vs Layla El for the Women’s title

The Shield vs BJ Whitmer/Jeff Hardy for the World tag team titles
HWF top 8 battle royal to determine who gets the future title shot.
HWF World champion vs CSWA World champion for a title shot against the Undisputed Champion
Undisputed Heavyweight Champion vs ????
 
 
More to follow as the Clash of the Champions PPV gets closer.  Stay tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 07.07

Hello and welcome back.  We start off with a post that Master Bull sent in to mainstream media:

“You know, there is a reason I am the GM and no one else. I don't care if the board likes the way I run MY business or not, but this is my show and I will do what I want, when I want and where I want.  The board can kiss my ass.”

Not sure as of yet if that will have any repercussions but we will just need to wait and see.

As he promised he would, fan Derek is at ringside and this time he is joined by fan Marc.  Both have a collection of signs.  Derek brought his batch from last time and Marc had some new ones too “Master Bull can kiss my @$$”, “John Cena should be selling cars”, “Uncle Nova is Reid Rothchild’s Uncle”, “Bring back Donnie B and MW3”, and “Bran-Don-Goh needs dancing lessons”.  Throughout the night, they heckled both good and bad guys from ringside and had a blast doing so.

It looks like only three events are happening tonight, here in Houston, TX.  The three rings are being set up for the battle royals that will be used to determine the HWF and CSWA’s top 10’s.   Each member of the two brands who do not hold titles (except for Reid whose title is not real) will participate and based on how well they perform, that will be used for determining their place.  Even though some matches are already set up for the PPV, it is possible that Master Bull will make the change (it is HIS show after all).

The HWF team comes out first.  They easily fill all three rings.  The one thing to note is that Evan Bourne has not yet been cleared to return to the ring.  They were getting ready to just kill his spot and in walks ODB.  She says that she is taking that spot and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

There were a couple of things to note.  There was someone standing in for the Super Warrior.   We know for a fact it was not him as it looked nothing like him.  He held his own throughout the event but did not make it to the end.  Also, Uncle Nova got eliminated early but it was due to Raquel’s taunting and he got dumped.  Reid make it a bit further but he too was eliminated after Uncle Nova came back out and distracted him.  ODB held her own too but eventually got eliminated.

The finals came down to RVD, Shelton Benjamin, Christopher Daniels, Tensai, Cody Rhodes, (fake) Super Warrior, Kane, Joseph Park, Jeff Hardy, King Damian Sandow and CM Punk. 

Sandow was supposed to get a title shot at The Axe’s European title but since the roster got fixed and he was moved the HWF, he would not get it.  He said that he wanted the shot anyway and if he were to win it, it would come with him to the HWF.  Master Bull thought it was a good idea so he says it will happen.  BUT Sandow would forgo any extra title shots he would have gotten for making it as far as he did in the tournament.  Sandow assured everyone that the European title would become HWF property.  That means that if this happens, the North American title will move to the CSWA (including champion Daniel Bryan or whomever is the holder of the title).  That may be an interesting turn of events.

For the CSWA tournament, there ended up being two spots shorted.  Out again comes ODB saying she will take one of the spots.  Natalya Neidhart came out and took the second.  Another thing to note is that Cowboy Shizzle started off in the event with Marshall William Pearl but their friend Negronomicon was nowhere to be found.  After Shizzle got eliminated, Negronomicon made his way out.  He claims he fell asleep backstage and forgot his cue.  Bran-Don-Goh was eliminated by Santino after the crowd distracted him.  He left in a huff.  Shortly after arriving to the ring, Negronomicon was ousted by Ezekiel Jackson.  Another interesting note was that in the semi finals, Mankind met up with the Undertaker.  He eliminated Taker after a swinging neckbreaker and then dumped him to the outside.  The main event came down to Mankind vs (Super) John Cena.  Based on Cena’s performance during the entire battle royal, he showed why he is one if not the top guy over in the WWE.  He and Mankind battled it out for 15 minutes and Cena controlled the entire match.  Just towards the end, Cena went to Rap with some fans and Mankind caught him in a sleeper hold/Mandible claw combo.  He pulled John into the center of the ring where he ended up passing out.  Mankind is the winner of the tournament.  Holy Cow!  With the exception of getting a bye in the first round, Mankind took out some big names:  Kurt Angle, Bobby Roode, Randy Orton, Undertaker and John Cena.  Very Impressive.  As he was celebrating in the ring, he gets attacked by Casey Jones.  Casey started to wallop Mankind with the hockey stick and then ended up chasing him to the back.

The top performers here were:  Mankind, John Cena, Undertaker, Tornado En Fuego (come to think of it, El Dragon Insano, the other half of the Mexicali Flyers, was absent from the tournament), Curtis Axel, ODB, Casey Jones, Great Khali and Randy Orton.

ODB says that she can beat any man for any title.  She throws out a challenge to the X-Division champion, The Miz.  At first, Miz said he would not wrestle a woman. ODB came back and said that she is a beast and if Miz is afraid of losing, then he can go tuck his tail between his legs and go wrestle someone like the Brooklyn Brawler (hey, what did he do?).  Miz finally accepted.

We did end up finding what happened to El Dragon Insano.  Apparently, he was beat up in the back and tied to a chair and locked in a closet.  We think this is why Negronomicon was late getting to the ring.

There was one last tournament to determine the #1 contenders to the Shield’s World Tag team titles.  Participating were Big Show/Kane, James Storm/Austin Aries, Jeff Hardy and BJ Whitmer, Chavo and Hernandez, 3MB (represented by Mahal and McIntyre), the USO’s, the Colon’s and the Prime Time Players.

Dominating the scene was Big Show and Kane.  They were expected to go all the way until the unlikely team of Jeff Hardy and BJ Whitmer shut down the monsters and got the win.

Stay tuned for more.  The PPV lineup will be announced next newsletter.  As the camera starts to fade, we see Marc in the audience holding a sign “Glad my ticket was free.”  Geez, some people.

 

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 07.06

Welcome back.  Well, once the creative process takes off, it just doesn’t let up. 

In the news today, we start off at a show where one of the “fans” – the guy named Derek, is at ringside.  He seems to have all sorts of signs that we were able to get a sneak peak at. Signs included “This match sucks. I’m going to take a dump”, “Reid Rothchild really is Rotten”, “send the MF’ers back where they came from”, “I came to see hot chicks”.  When we went to talk to him, he seemed pretty obnoxious – with his baseball cap on backwards and all.  He did say that we could expect to see him, at ringside, at every show till the end of the year.  Hmm, I wonder what to make of that.

The first match of the night was Brie Bella taking on Alicia Fox.  Brie comes out accompanied by Nikki.  In 17 minutes, Alicia Fox gets the win after catching Brie with a monkey flip and getting the pin. 

The next match was Spider Violet taking on Velvet Sky.  In another 17 minute match, Velvet gets the win after executing an Octopus Stretch and then went for the pin.

Bran-Don-Goh came out next.  He got the crowd to chill just enough so he could pronounce his name for them.  Derek held up a sign that said “This guy looks like a Dancing with the Stars reject”.  Bran-Don-Goh went over and took the sign from Derek and tore it up.  He threw the torn paper into the audience.  He said that tonight was going to be his gracing us with his wrestiling ability in the ring but that Derek guy ruined it for all of them.  He left the ring.

Cowboy Shizzle and Marshall Pearl came out and got into the ring.  They said that they wanted a fight with the Mexicali Flyers.  The MF’ers came out but, since they do not speak or understand English, didn’t know how to react.  This prompted Master Bull to come out.  “You know, when I signed you to MF’ers, I thought you could speak and understand English but you had me fooled.  So, in return, for the duration of your stay here, you will be assigned an interpreter; a manager if you will.  Those fans who have been around and watched us will know who this guy is.  Ladies and Gentlemen: I present to you….Handsome G.”  Handsome G was a wrestler/manager from earlier in the HWF/CSWA days.  He is now the spokesman/manager of the Mexicali Flyers.  He took the mic “It is great to be back here in the HWF and CSWA.  I’ve had a great time here in the past and at the request of Master Bull, I’ve come back to share my knowledge and love of the sport.  Now, as for you, Law and Order, you are nothing more than bullies.  My MF’ers will take you on at Clash of the Champions and will show you who the better team is.  Count on it.”

Cowboy Shizzle took the mic “Listen fat-ass, if you think you can come in here and boss us around, you have another thing coming. Bring your little boys and we will show you what Law and Order will really look like.”  Everyone ended up leaving and just before the camera cut off, we see Derek holding a sign “Handsome G is my hero”.

The Super Warrior had a short promo that said he will be back in the ring at Clash of the Champions.  He said that he would love to wrestle Bran-Don-Goh.  We’ll see if that match will happen.

Next, we will just recap some of the other matches that happened.

CM Punk took on Austin Aries and in 23 minutes, CM Punk gets Aries to submit to the Anaconda Vice.

In a 14 minute battle, Christopher Daniels took home a win after Joseph Park got counted out.

In an 8 minute battle, his Royalness King Damian Sandow got the win over his former friend Cody Rhodes.

In a 20 minute fierce battle, Magnus of Prestige Inc gets the win over Kevin Steen after connecting with a flying knee smash.

In 16 minutes, Shelton Benjamin gets the win over Roderick Strong.

In a 17 minute tag team match, the team of Robbie E and Rob Terry get the win over the Colons.

We got a little break before the final two matches of the night.  Master Bull came out and said that he was finalizing the “method” for creating the top 10’s and that he (was taking the easy way out) was just going to do a battle royal to fill in all the spots.  The next show would be both the CSWA wrestlers and the HWF’ers participating in an evening long battle royal.  He did announce that the battle royal, in order to accommodate everyone, would take place in 3 rings.  That in itself is pretty amazing.

The night is not complete without Reid Rothchild showing his mug. He comes out with Ravishing Raquel.  Reid tells the cameraman that Raquel will be the next Women’s Champion.  He gets in the ring and throws out an open challenge to anyone who wants to earn a loss.  Music hits and out comes Uncle Nova (formerly known as Jimberg, Monopoly Jr and Jim-dango).  Nova accepts the challenge but says that Reid will be the one taking the loss.

Uncle Nova was completely distracted by Raquel who kept yelling at him calling him a failure and washed up.  Uncle Nova caught Reid sneaking up on him and cleaned his clock with a  flying axe handle smash.  He set him up for the Jimhammer but Raquel tripped him.  She tossed Reid his title and then distracted the ref.  Reid blasted Uncle Nova in the head with the title apparently knocking him out.  He locks in the Figure 4 Reidlock and an unconscious Uncle Nova gets pinned.  Reid gets up and starts putting the boots to him when Nova all of a sudden pops up and nails the Jimhammer.  Reid is down.  Uncle Nova grabs the title and walks off.  Raquel is screaming at him to return it.  Uncle Nova takes the mic “You know Raquel, I’ve about had it with your flippin’ interference (he kept it PG).  Reid, guess what brother, I’m going to hold onto this unless you agree to a match – one on one at Clash of the Champions.  You and I will get to settle this once and for all.  If you do not agree, you’ll never see this belt again.”  Reid screamed back at him “Fine shithead (he didn’t keep it PG).  You can have your pathetic match.  BUT if you destroy my property again, I will sue you from here till sundown and make sure you never get another paycheck in your entire lifetime.”  Uncle Nova replied “Perfect.  Master Bull, get your sorry ass out here and put this match down.”  Master Bull stormed out to the ring; not happy to be called out.  “Watch your tone junior or you’ll find yourself on the unemployment line.  This match is official but it will be a specialty match.  That will be announced at the Clash.  Now, both of you, get the hell out of my ring.”  Everyone left. 

The final match of the night is Undertaker taking on Randy Orton.  Orton put all he had into this match but was just no match for the Phenom.   Undertaker gets the win after hitting a tombstone piledriver at the 19 minute mark.

Stay tuned as our next newsletter will recap the outcomes from the battle royals. 

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 07.05

Hello fans.  Well, the August PPV Clash of the Champions is right around the corner.  The show will take place in the middle of August at the Sportatorium in Dallas, TX.  Master Bull was pretty vocal about bringing a PPV to his hometown of Kansas City, MO but, alas, it didn’t work out for him.  Turns out KC didn’t want to drop the extra bucks that Master Bull wanted to charge the city for hosting the PPV.  Maybe next time.

It seems that the idea of giving away free tickets to fans as a winning prize has skyrocketed.  More and more TV, radio and Internet sites are giving away tickets.  We were told that 4 people this time have been awarded tickets.  All that we have been provided so far is that they are named Derek, Brian, Marc and Joel.  I guess we have our next batch of “superfans”.

In the last newsletter, we read about Ryback getting tossed off the stage by John Cena into some tables below.  Ryback has insisted that he face Cena at the PPV but not just in any old match.  He has asked for the Double Hell in the Cell so that he and Cena can settle this once and for all.  Master Bull said that whether or not Cena agrees, this match will happen.

We also know that Ravishing Raquel is challenging Layla El for the Women’s title.  Layla must defend the title at least once before she can just sit back.  ODB makes her way to the ring and calls out the Women’s champion stating she wants her title match.  The Women’s champion comes out ready to fight.

The Women’s champion wasted no time in taking the fight to ODB.  At about the 5 minute mark, Ravishing Raquel came down to watch the match.  Layla only needed another 4 minutes and after hitting the Layout, she walks out with the victory and her title.   Ravishing Raquel went to the ring to try to get in the champ’s face but that brought out Natalya.  Nattie said that she was in line next and that she would be going to the PPV to meet the champ.  Raquel told Neidhart to put her “spot” on the line.  This led to an impromptu match.

For 16 minutes, Ravishing Raquel dominated Nattie.  She controlled the entire tempo of the match.  In the end, she secures the win after hitting a Power Full Nelson.  Raquel is now the real #1 contender for the title and she says that she will wait and meet Layla in the ring at the PPV.

Believe it or not, there is a Board of Directors for the HWF and CSWA and even though they have absolutely no say so in the goings on in the world of wrestling, they did express their displeasure surrounding Master Bull’s lack of establishing a new Top 10.  They have given him until this weekend to get it completed.

The Mexicali Flyers came out but were interrupted by Law and Order.  Marshall Pearl and Cowboy Shizzle were none too happy that these darn MF’ers are causing chaos.  They threw down a challenge to the MF’ers for a match at Clash of the Champions.  The Flyers, who speak absolutely no English, bounced around like a couple of jumping beans.  All of a sudden, out comes the Negronomicon.  The three of them attack the Flyers but the fan favorites battle back and take out all three of their attackers.  They motion like they want to challenge them to a match.  Marshall Pearl exclaims “That’s what we said you freaky deaky dumbasses”.  So I guess we have another match set for the Clash.  I wonder if Negronomicon will be at ringside.

Mr. Wrestling 4 was in the back sitting in the waiting room.  All of a sudden, the lights went out.  A flashlight turns on just as we see someone attacking Mr. Wrestling 4.  The lights come on and it’s the same guy that we’ve seen before – dressed all in black. We do not know who it is.  4 battled back and chased his attacker off.

We finally got message from Super Warrior. He states that all is fine except for the fact that he’s been sucking in the ring.  He says he will return at the Clash and all will be explained.

Casey Jones has been a bit absent as of late.  He makes his way down to ringside but goes to the announcers table instead.  He pulls up a chair for the next match.

Out comes the Internet Media Champion Dean Ambrose.  Ambrose gets in the ring and takes a mic.  He says that there is no one in the CSWA even deserving of a title match; much less any old match.  Casey Jones then gets into the ring and into the face of Ambrose.  Ambrose questions who this chump is and Casey then pulls out…a hockey stick (wonder where he hid that…never mind, we don’t want to know).  He proceeds to smack the Internet Media champion around until Dean had the sense to bail out of the ring.  Casey picks up the mic and only says “Match…now”.  Master Bull makes his way to the stage and tells Ambrose to get in the ring.  This is not for the title but if Casey can win, then he will be in line for a title shot.

The match goes for 22 minutes and that entire time, Casey basically humiliated Ambrose.  How this guy won the title in the first place is beyond us.  Casey made Ambrose his bitch and when he was done humiliating him, he finished him off with a flying elbow drop.  It looks like Casey Jones may be getting a title shot at the Clash…that is unless Master Bull changes his mind.

Mike “The Axe” Medley came out with his title in tow.  He exclaimed how good it is to be a champion.  He is then interrupted by Magnus and the King Damian Sandow.  Prestige Inc said that Medley had something that didn’t belong to him.  They demanded that the Axe hand over the title.  Medley refused so Prestige Inc attacked him.  He tried to hold his own but 2 against 1 won out.  Finally, Uncle Nova came out for the save.  Uncle Nova chased Prestige Inc out of the ring.  Uncle Nova said that right here and now that even though he just helped Medley, he wanted to put his name in line for a title shot.  Medley looked a little hurt.  Master Bull came out and said that there would be a mini tournament right here and now between the 4 competitors. The last one standing would get the title shot at the Clash.

First off, Uncle Nova took on King Damian Sandow with Magnus at ringside.  Uncle Nova was killing his Lordship until he went to the top rope and Magnus pushed him off.  Sandow made a quick cover and got the win.   Next was Magnus w/ the King against the champion Mike “The Axe”.  Magnus was controlling the match and Sandow tried to stick his nose in.  Medley was aware and blasted the King.  He then moved out of the way from a charging Magnus who crashed into the corner.  Axe hits the ropes and hits “the Axe”.  He makes the cover and gets the win.  Now it is former champ against current champ.  Sandow took all his frustrations out on the champ but Mike held in there.  At the 9 minute mark, The Elitist Reid Rothchild came down.  Mike was not expecting that.  Sandow blasted Medley who dropped to the mat.  Sandow hits a spinning elbow drop and gets the 1-2-3.  King Damian Sandow will go on to meet Mike “the Axe” at Clash of the Champions.

Bran-Don-Goh makes his way out again.  The fans here are just as relentless as at the last event.  They do not let up.  He never gets to even pronounce his name so he just ups and leaves. 

Gail Kim is out next for a match against Brie Bella.  In 11 minutes, Gail gets Brie to tap out to a Dragon Sleeper.

Samoa Joe makes his way out.  He was not happy the way his match with Christian went.  He calls out the champion and asks for another shot.  Christian comes out and says that he will give Samoa Joe a non-title match here tonight and if he wins, he will name him the number 1 contender. 

Joe starts off like a wildfire.  He tosses the champ out of the ring.  He is back in at the 5 count.  Christian tries for a DDT but the large Samoan neutralizes it.  Samoa Joe hits a Tornado DDT but Christian dumps him over the top rope to the floor.  Joe is not able to make it back in and gets counted out. This is crazy.  Samoa Joe just cannot catch a frickin break.   This leads to US Champion AJ Styles coming out.  He says that this is his time and he wants a shot at the World Champion.  He says that as the US champion, he is the #1 contender.  Christian agrees.  Master Bull comes out and makes this match for the Clash – Christian vs AJ Styles for the World title.  There is a caveat though.  AJ will be required to defend his US title at the show too so he will have to pull double duty.  AJ says he is up to the challenge.

Brock Lesnar will defend the world title at Clash of the Champions against HHH.  This will be HHH’s final title shot.  If he does not win, he will never receive a title shot again.

Stay Tuned; there is more to come (and maybe repercussions if Master Bull doesn’t get his ass into gear???)