It seems that the idea of giving away free tickets to fans
as a winning prize has skyrocketed. More
and more TV, radio and Internet sites are giving away tickets. We were told that 4 people this time have
been awarded tickets. All that we have
been provided so far is that they are named Derek, Brian, Marc and Joel. I guess we have our next batch of “superfans”.
In the last newsletter, we read about Ryback getting tossed
off the stage by John Cena into some tables below. Ryback has insisted that he face Cena at the
PPV but not just in any old match. He
has asked for the Double Hell in the Cell so that he and Cena can settle this
once and for all. Master Bull said that
whether or not Cena agrees, this match will happen.
We also know that Ravishing Raquel is challenging Layla El for the Women’s title. Layla must defend the title at least once before she can just sit back. ODB makes her way to the ring and calls out the Women’s champion stating she wants her title match. The Women’s champion comes out ready to fight.
The Women’s champion wasted no time in taking the fight to ODB. At about the 5 minute mark, Ravishing Raquel came down to watch the match. Layla only needed another 4 minutes and after hitting the Layout, she walks out with the victory and her title. Ravishing Raquel went to the ring to try to get in the champ’s face but that brought out Natalya. Nattie said that she was in line next and that she would be going to the PPV to meet the champ. Raquel told Neidhart to put her “spot” on the line. This led to an impromptu match.
For 16 minutes, Ravishing Raquel dominated Nattie. She controlled the entire tempo of the
match. In the end, she secures the win
after hitting a Power Full Nelson.
Raquel is now the real #1 contender for the title and she says that she
will wait and meet Layla in the ring at the PPV.
Believe it or not, there is a Board of Directors for the HWF
and CSWA and even though they have absolutely no say so in the goings on in the
world of wrestling, they did express their displeasure surrounding Master Bull’s
lack of establishing a new Top 10. They
have given him until this weekend to get it completed.
The Mexicali Flyers came out but were interrupted by Law and
Order. Marshall Pearl and Cowboy Shizzle
were none too happy that these darn MF’ers are causing chaos. They threw down a challenge to the MF’ers for
a match at Clash of the Champions. The
Flyers, who speak absolutely no English, bounced around like a couple of
jumping beans. All of a sudden, out
comes the Negronomicon. The three of
them attack the Flyers but the fan favorites battle back and take out all three
of their attackers. They motion like
they want to challenge them to a match.
Marshall Pearl exclaims “That’s what we said you freaky deaky dumbasses”. So I guess we have another match set for the
Clash. I wonder if Negronomicon will be
at ringside.
Mr. Wrestling 4 was in the back sitting in the waiting
room. All of a sudden, the lights went
out. A flashlight turns on just as we
see someone attacking Mr. Wrestling 4.
The lights come on and it’s the same guy that we’ve seen before –
dressed all in black. We do not know who it is.
4 battled back and chased his attacker off.
We finally got message from Super Warrior. He states that
all is fine except for the fact that he’s been sucking in the ring. He says he will return at the Clash and all
will be explained.
Casey Jones has been a bit absent as of late. He makes his way down to ringside but goes to
the announcers table instead. He pulls
up a chair for the next match.
Out comes the Internet Media Champion Dean Ambrose. Ambrose gets in the ring and takes a
mic. He says that there is no one in the
CSWA even deserving of a title match; much less any old match. Casey Jones then gets into the ring and into
the face of Ambrose. Ambrose questions
who this chump is and Casey then pulls out…a hockey stick (wonder where he hid
that…never mind, we don’t want to know).
He proceeds to smack the Internet Media champion around until Dean had
the sense to bail out of the ring. Casey
picks up the mic and only says “Match…now”.
Master Bull makes his way to the stage and tells Ambrose to get in the
ring. This is not for the title but if
Casey can win, then he will be in line for a title shot.
The match goes for 22 minutes and that entire time, Casey
basically humiliated Ambrose. How this
guy won the title in the first place is beyond us. Casey made Ambrose his bitch and when he was
done humiliating him, he finished him off with a flying elbow drop. It looks like Casey Jones may be getting a
title shot at the Clash…that is unless Master Bull changes his mind.
Mike “The Axe” Medley came out with his title in tow. He exclaimed how good it is to be a
champion. He is then interrupted by
Magnus and the King Damian Sandow.
Prestige Inc said that Medley had something that didn’t belong to
him. They demanded that the Axe hand
over the title. Medley refused so
Prestige Inc attacked him. He tried to
hold his own but 2 against 1 won out.
Finally, Uncle Nova came out for the save. Uncle Nova chased Prestige Inc out of the ring. Uncle Nova said that right here and now that
even though he just helped Medley, he wanted to put his name in line for a
title shot. Medley looked a little hurt. Master Bull came out and said that there would
be a mini tournament right here and now between the 4 competitors. The last one
standing would get the title shot at the Clash.
First off, Uncle Nova took on King Damian Sandow with Magnus
at ringside. Uncle Nova was killing his
Lordship until he went to the top rope and Magnus pushed him off. Sandow made a quick cover and got the
win. Next was Magnus w/ the King
against the champion Mike “The Axe”.
Magnus was controlling the match and Sandow tried to stick his nose
in. Medley was aware and blasted the
King. He then moved out of the way from
a charging Magnus who crashed into the corner.
Axe hits the ropes and hits “the Axe”.
He makes the cover and gets the win.
Now it is former champ against current champ. Sandow took all his frustrations out on the
champ but Mike held in there. At the 9
minute mark, The Elitist Reid Rothchild came down. Mike was not expecting that. Sandow blasted Medley who dropped to the
mat. Sandow hits a spinning elbow drop
and gets the 1-2-3. King Damian Sandow
will go on to meet Mike “the Axe” at Clash of the Champions.
Bran-Don-Goh makes his way out again. The fans here are just as relentless as at the
last event. They do not let up. He never gets to even pronounce his name so
he just ups and leaves.
Gail Kim is out next for a match against Brie Bella. In 11 minutes, Gail gets Brie to tap out to a
Dragon Sleeper.
Samoa Joe makes his way out.
He was not happy the way his match with Christian went. He calls out the champion and asks for
another shot. Christian comes out and
says that he will give Samoa Joe a non-title match here tonight and if he wins,
he will name him the number 1 contender.
Joe starts off like a wildfire. He tosses the champ out of the ring. He is back in at the 5 count. Christian tries for a DDT but the large
Samoan neutralizes it. Samoa Joe hits a
Tornado DDT but Christian dumps him over the top rope to the floor. Joe is not able to make it back in and gets
counted out. This is crazy. Samoa Joe
just cannot catch a frickin break. This
leads to US Champion AJ Styles coming out.
He says that this is his time and he wants a shot at the World
Champion. He says that as the US
champion, he is the #1 contender.
Christian agrees. Master Bull
comes out and makes this match for the Clash – Christian vs AJ Styles for the
World title. There is a caveat
though. AJ will be required to defend
his US title at the show too so he will have to pull double duty. AJ says he is up to the challenge.
Brock Lesnar will defend the world title at Clash of the
Champions against HHH. This will be HHH’s
final title shot. If he does not win, he
will never receive a title shot again.
Stay Tuned; there is more to come (and maybe repercussions
if Master Bull doesn’t get his ass into gear???)
You know, there is a reason I am the GM and no one else. I don't care if the board likes the way I run MY business or not, but this is my show and I will do what I want, when I want and where I want.
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