Wrestling Newsletter Year 4 (2009)_9.4 – The Asylum PPV

Hello fans. Welcome to the Asylum PPV. One match has been changed for the PPV. Charlie Haas was scheduled to wrestle Santino but with the tag team belts on the line, the match was changed. John Morrison has been moved up and will now get the shot at Santino.

Before we get started, we wanted to touch on the situation involving Samoa Joe. Joe had been on a rampage lately and with TAZ in his corner, he’s becoming more focused. We are not sure if you are aware of it but it seems like Joe has been packing on the pounds lately. Not sure if he’s getting enough exercise or what. At the wrestling shows, more and more signs have been popping up. Here are some of our favorites we have seen so far:

“Joe’s gonna kill / eat you”
“Eat at Joes. He does”
“Buffet? Keep Joe away!”
“Samoa Joe may be dangerous to your health”
“Joe got Crabs at the Crab Shack”

Joe and TAZ are on the card first and his opponent is MW3. The only reason this match came up was that Joe needed an opponent and so did MW3 and Voila! We have a match. Joe and TAZ came to the ring first and they did not care for the signs that people were holding. Joe went as far as to take a sign away from a kid and tear it up and then throw it back at him. MW3 then came out through the crowd and posed a bit before heading down to the ring. Joe did not appear to be in a good mood and planned on taking out his frustrations on MW3.

Right off the bat, MW3 hits Joe with a superkick but Joe shrugs it off and hits a muscle buster for a 2 count. Joe then locked in the Rear Naked Choke but MW3 was able to get to the ropes to break the hold. MW3 hits a dragonscrew. Joe then locks in the RNC again but this time in the middle of the ring. MW3 has no where to go. Joe had it locked in tight so MW3 had no choice but to tap. The winner of the match: Samoa Joe.

Our next match is the Steiners vs the Worlds Greatest tag team for the World tag team titles. The Steiners were all over this one double-teaming at every turn. Charlie Haas took the brunt of the beatings but Shelton was always there to save him. The match kept going back and forth with no team getting the pin or submission. Just as things were looking bleak for the Worlds Greatest Tag Team, Negronomicon came out. This must have inspired them as they double-teamed Rick for 3 solid minutes. Finally, the bell rang signifying the end of the match as the time limit had been reached. Negronomicon pulled out a mic and told the ref to restart the match. He was not going to have the first title defense of the night end in a draw. The ref re-started the match and Scott was pissed. Benjamin and Haas double-teamed Scott and finally got ahead enough on points to go for a pin of their own. Negronomicon pulled on Rick’s leg making him fall off the ring apron. With no one to make the save, Haas and Benjamin were declared the winners of the match and the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! They now hold both sets of tag belts. Negronomicon got in the ring and congratulated his team. They all left together. Rick Steiner is now officially retired and Scott must move over to the NWWA. With this move, Scott loses his shot at the TV title but is put into contention for the IC title. Rick’s world title shot is now vacated. Everyone moves up. The final spot will go to the winner between Jericho and Batista later tonight.

Next came the match between Finley and Sting. Sting needs to win this match if he doesn’t want to be forced into retirement. Sting owned Finley and in fact, made him his bitch. Finley didn’t mount much of an offense. The tide turned when Sting, after delivering a death drop in the middle of the ring, went for a cover and the ref slow counted. What the heck? What is going on here? Finley came back and locked Sting in a sleeperhold and even though Sting got to the ropes, he wouldn’t break the hold. He managed to get Sting into the corner and just started whipping him like a scalded dog. He beat him up with his fists pretty bad. Sting managed to get to his feet and screamed in the face of Finley and Finley gave a nasty eye gouge. He then rolled up Sting and the ref, making a fast count, counted Sting’s shoulders down and awarded the match to Finley. Negronomicon came out again and informed everyone that Sting was now FIRED! “Get your shit and get out!” Negronomicon screamed at him. Sting sulked and walked to the back a defeated and broken man.

Next on the card is MVP defending the CSWA cruiserweight title against Mohammed Hassan. This match was pretty even considering Hassan had only wrestled once since his return to the ring. He stayed with MVP for the majority of the match but the longer the match went, the more tired Hassan became. MVP was hitting him will all kinds of high flying moves. In the end, after a well placed flying dropkick hit its mark, MVP made the cover and 14 minutes was declared the winner and STILL the Cruiserweight Champion.

The US/World Heavyweight Champion Booker T was out next defending the US title against Rey Mysterio. Rey started off the match with a hurricarana and that dictated the rest of the match. Booker must have been concerned with his match against the Undertaker later that his mind just wasn’t in the right place. Rey has never been on fire like he was in this match and in the end, after getting nailed by the 6-1-9, I think Booker just gave up. Rey got the 1-2-3 and was declared the winner and the NEW US Champion.

Rey stayed in the ring as the Super Warrior came down. Rey was extremely confident in his ability to beat SW that he actually agreed to put the US title on the line. As soon as the bell rang, SW hit Mysterio with the Superbomb and got a 2 count. Rey came back and hit the 6-1-9 but only got a 2 count. Mysterio followed it up with a hurricarana. A reversal by Rey and SW goes sailing out of the ring. He makes it back in at 5. A one arm chokeslam from SW is not enough to put Rey and another 6-1-9 put SW down for the count. The winner – Rey Mysterio.

Chris Jericho vs Batista was up next to determine who receives the final slot for the World title. Jericho caught his opponent off-guard early after connecting with an elbow off the ropes. Batista hit a powerslam while Jericho hit a chop to chest. I think that made Batista mad. Dave connected with an Enforcer Spinebuster while Jericho locks on a headlock. Another spinebuster from Dave but Chris locks him in the Walls of Jericho which Batista powers out of easily. Chris tossed Dave to the outside where he brawled briefly with the big man. After throwing Dave into the ringside steps, he rolled back in just before the 10 count. The winner of the match by Countout: Chris Jericho. Jericho now gets the final spot for the World title.

Donnie B vs Elijah Burke was next. Donnie B started off the match by hitting Burke with a chair. DB continued with a Guerrero stomp. Burke battled back with a hip toss and DB hit the stomp again. Burke then caught DB in a bulldog but somehow Donnie B got Burke to the top turnbuckle and hit a superplex. I think that did more damage to DB than Burke as Burke was quick to his feet and hit a flying dropkick. DB gets up and hits a neckbreaker but only gets a two count. A flying dropkick from Burke is met with the Lights Out brainbuster but DB only gets a 2 count. The funny thing about this match is Donnie B started off like a wildfire but then as the match went longer, fizzled out. This match looked like it was going to hit the time limit. Burke hit DB with a loaded glove but only got a 2 count. He hit another bulldog but, again, only a 2 count. Finally, in the last 30 seconds of the match, Burke hit a flying lariat and was finally able to get the 1-2-3. Burke moves up in the standings while DB drops.

To determine who will rank higher for the World Title, Abyss took on Mick Foley (in his Cactus Jack attire). These two brutalized each other. Abyss was always in control but Foley was able to dish it out as good as he could take it. Abyss hit many Blackhole slams but was never able to get the pin. Foley looked like he could win it after hitting the bang-bang piledriver but Abyss was able to kick out. In the end, the bell rang signifying the end of the match. Both men looked banged up and bruised. They shook hands afterwards and left the ring together. Foley retains his spot.

Santino vs John Morrison followed. Santino really appeared to be the underdog here especially based on Morrison’s win over Christian. John started off with an eye gouge but Santino hit a flying 5 arm. A smash in the corner from Morrison and another flying 5 arm and a pin attempt from Santino but he only got a 2 count. John went for a running knee smash but Santino got out of the way. Santino tried for a fist drop but John moved. A nice suplex from Morrison and Santino was up on the top rope and collided with another flying 5 arm. He made the cover and with a little help from some tight pulling, he got the win. The winner and still the X-Division Champ – Santino Marella. Negronomicon came down to congratulate him and they left together.

The North American title was on the line next as Chris Masters defended the belt against Chavo Guerrero. Chavo hit a forearm smash and Masters just took it. Chris then threw Chavo out of the ring and then handcuffed him to the guardrail. Masters got back in as Chavo tried to free himself but to no avail. Chavo is counted out. The winner by CO and still the North American Champion – Chris Masters.

Carlito, the IC Champion, came out next to meet up with Kane. Negronomicon came down to the ring with Carlito. Kane charged Carlito but he moved. In fact, he kept moving and eventually jumped out of the ring. He and Negronomicon then left but Kane came out to chase after them. They turned around and started to beat down on Kane but Kane pushed N out of the way and dragged Carlito back to the ring. The ref was still counting as Carlito was tossed back in but he kept going. As Kane entered the ring, Carlito had slid back out again and the ref signalled for the bell. Kane wins the match on count out but does not win the title.

Edge is finally back and this is his first match since his injury at the hands of Christian months ago. He was itching for some gold and expected to take it from the man who just won it – Bobby Lashley. For a man who’d be out for a few months, Edge showed very little ring rust. Bobby connected wth the dominator early but Edge managed to kick out. Both men duked it out with Edge getting closer to pinning the champ. Edge finally, out of nowhere, hits the Spear. He makes the cover. 1…….2……KICKOUT. Well, kickout may not be the appropriate word here. Lashley powered out like a madman. Edge was beside himself. Lashley threw Edge into the corner and then charged connecting with a football tackle. Between the bulk of Lashley and the turnbuckles, Edge had no where to go. He collapsed and Bobby made the cover and got the 1-2-3. Bobby Lashley is still the CSWA TV Champion.

There are only 4 matches left for the evening. Christian vs. Jeff Jarrett in a cage, Booker T vs Undertaker and then Negronomicon taking on the winner between the NWWA and CSWA world champions.

Booker T vs Undertaker was next. Booker came down and did not look pleased one bit. Undertaker started off like a bullet but the champ stayed with him. Booker hit the bookend early on but it didn’t stop the deadman. Undertaker even hit the Last Ride a few times but the Champ kept his wits. After controlling the match for the first 7 minutes, Undertaker took over. Both men threw each other out of the ring but both got back in. For the next 6 minutes, Undertaker showed why he was such a dominating champion. Finally, Booker locks in a sleeperhold and turns it into a pin attempt. With the help of the ropes and some tight pulling, Booker gets the 1-2-3 and is still the CSWA World Heavyweight Champion.

The steel cage match is next pitting NWWA World Champion Jeff Jarrett against Christian. Christian has waited for this match for a long time. Christian came down first and got into the cage. He was then followed by Jarrett and the rest of the Posse. As soon as Jarrett got in the ring, the door was locked and the bell rang. Christian grabbed Jarrett by the hair and tossed him. Jeff got up and gave Christian a vicious eyerake. Jarrett followed it up with a chop to the chest. Christian went to charge Jarrett in the corner but he moved at the last second. Jarrett then catapulted Christian into the cage but he immediately came back with crushing Jeff’s fingers in the cage and then hit him with the Unprettier and got a 2 count. Christian then went to the top of the cage and hit the B-52 kneedrop. He made the cover and somehow Jarrett kicked out just as the ref’s hand came down for the final count. Somehow Jarrett managed to get his senses back and from out of nowhere, he hit Christian with a guitar. He went for the cover but got a 2 count. Jarrett catapulted Christian into the cage again but Christian delivered a low blow and Jarrett went down. Christian went to the top of the cage again and hit another B-52 kneedrop. The ref came over and started to count 1…..2……3. Now Christian has to get out of the ring. The Posse are all there doing their best to prevent him from coming down. Jarrett got up and pulled Christian back in. Christian delivered an eye gouge but Jarrett came in with the Stroke and a pin attempt but only got 2. Jarrett gets him up and hits the Stroke again but still only a two count. Christian then hits a running powerslam into the cage but Jarrett knocks him down and goes to the top to deliver his own B-52 kneedrop. He makes the cover and the count goes 1….2…..3. Both men now have a pin in the ring and it is a race to get out of the cage. Jarrett goes over the top and starts to climb down. Christian does a sliding kick against the cage door and it flies open. Christian crawls out and hits the ground only a second before Jarrett does. Christian is the winner of the match and the NEW NWWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. After he is given the belt, the cage is raised and the Posse all attack Christian. They really try to soften him up for his next match against Booker T.

A beat down (newly crowned) world champion lays in the ring as the Posse leave and Booker makes his way down. He motions to Negronomicon that he will be taking that belt away from him. Negronomicon looks concerned. As the bell rings, Booker gets Christian to his feet and then hits the scissor kick. He goes for the cover but then is pulled out of the ring by the Posse. He is handcuffed to the ringside barrier as Christian is in the ring unconscious. The ref starts to count both men. Christian stirred a bit but was unable to make it to his feet. Booker was given the keys by Masters as the ref counted nine. Booker did not make it back into the ring before the 10 count and Christian never got to his feet so the ref called the match a double countout. Since neither man won, Negronomicon did not have to defend the Undisputed Championship. The Posse all left together and that was the end of the show.


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Hello fans. It’s Labor Day weekend. It was just announced that the next PPV will be called “The Asylum”. The matches set up so far will be listed below.

A brief CSWA bit of news…MVP and Booker both hold singles titles. They said there was no way they were going to defend both belts at the same show so in the news below, we will recap Booker’s US title defense and MVP’s TV title defense. The Cruiserweight title and the World title will be defended at the PPV unless we have new champions crowned and if there are, all belts will be defended.

We have a few pieces of news to cover from the NWWA and then will jump right into the CSWA matches.

First, Christian was made (not sure how Negronomicon pulled it off) to put his contract on the line against John Morrison. As Christian was on his way to the ring, the Posse attacked him while Morrison stood in the ring. After beating Christian down for a few minutes, they tossed him into the ring with Morrison. Christian tried to battle back but Morrison stayed on top. After a huge bodyslam from the top turnbuckle, Morrison made a swan dive and covered Crhistian for the 1-2-3. Negronomicon came out and said that Morrison would receive the next World title shot. He asked Morrison to give him the contract but when they looked around, the contract and Christian were gone. By the time they realized it, Christian was up in the stands with contract in hand. Negronomicon was screwed. He already announced Morrison as the person receiving the next title shot and since Christian was already penciled in for the PPV, he had no choice but to do the match right now.

Jeff Jarrett came out and told Morrison he needed to lay down. John replied that he doesn’t lay down for anyone. This prompted Jarrett to beat down on him prior to the match beginning. Finally the bell rang. The first thing Jarrett did was to clock Morrison with the guitar. The ref diverted his eyes so he did not “see” the cowardly move. Morrison battled back with a huge bodyslam and a cover but no pin. He went to talk to the ref and Jarrett came and hit him with the Stroke. The ref made the cover and the count 1-2-3. Jarrett retains the World Heavyweight Title.

The other piece of news revolves around the NWWA tag team titles. Haas and Benjamin were being granted one last shot at the belts. They were told that if they did not win the belts back, they would have to be let go. “NOOOOOOOOO” was their reply and they vowed to once again become champions that the Negronomicon could be proud of. Finley started off the match against Benjamin. Finley overpowered his opponent easily. Sting called for the tag but Finley wouldn’t tag him in. Haas was able to make the tag and Finley locked him in a sleeperhold. Haas made it to the ropes. Just as he broke the hold, Haas locked in the Olympic Deathlock and before you could say “Huh?”, Finley tapped. Quickly. Sting never had a chance to get into the ring. Benjamin and Haas are once again the NEW NWWA Tag team champions. Sting got in the ring and confronted Finley. Finley delivered a knockout punch to Sting and he went down. This prompted Negronomicon to come down. Finley started to yell at the NWWA owner but stopped when he got in the ring. Negronomicon pulled out a wad of cash and handed it to Finley. Finley smiled and nodded and left the ring after kicking Sting in the gut for good measure. Negronomicon said “Welcome back boys” to the World’s Greatest Tag team and they all left together.

In the back, Negronomicon was asked what was going on with Finley. “Finley knows who is running the show and if I want something done, it gets done. HE was more interested in the money than the belts and felt Sting would only be a glory hound. He was happy to accept my bribe.” Sting approached the GM. “I don’t know what the hell you think you’re doing but you just cost me the tag team belts. I want Finley in a match at the PPV. “ Negronomicon said “Fine, but with a stipulation. If you lose your match against Finley, you will be fired. Take that to the bank.” He then walked away.

The last bit of info was the newly crowned 2x Tag Team champions Benjamin and Haas taking on Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiasi for their spot in the World Tag Team lineup. The new champs dominated the challengers and the match ended when Haas caught Rhodes with a face-plant suplex.

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The first match was MVP vs Bobby Lashley for the TV title. This match was even all the way. MVP’s quickness was countered by Lashley’s strength. After 9 minutes of back and forth action, Lashley connected with the Dominator and in the middle of the ring, got the 1-2-3. Lashley is the NEW CSWA TV Champ. He will be defending the belt at the PPV.

The next match up has Booker T vs Chris Jericho for the US title. Jericho took control early on but lost the ability for going for the pin attempt. As Booker started to battle back, Jericho got nervous and tossed Booker from the ring. Booker took the time to get counted out and even though he loses the match, he retains the US title.

The next match had the Steiners vs Donnie B and Mark Henry for the World Tag Team Titles. The stipulation is still in place that if the Steiners lose, Scott must go to the NWWA and Rick will have to retire. This was a short one. Henry started off against Scott. Scott hit a Frankensteiner on Henry, went for the pin but Henry powered out. This prompted Rick to come in and double team. They totally beat down the big man. Rick connected with a belly to belly suplex and made the cover and got the 1-2-3. This match was over in 3 minutes. After the match, Donnie B and Mark Henry mutually agreed to split the team and just go after singles titles.

CM Punk vs Mysterio for his shot at the US title. Rey had no intention of giving up his spot as he connected with a 6-1-9 right off the bat but only got a 1 count. Rey then tossed Punk to the outside but he made it back in quickly. Rey just continued to dominate his opponent and in 6 minutes, finished him off with a huge headscissors. Punk was not happy and tried to beat down Rey after the match. Punk went for a flying clothesline, Rey ducked and Punk went flying over the top rope. I don’t expect this one to be over.

The matches thus far:
Jeff Jarrett vs Christian for the NWWA world title in a steel cage
Carlito vs Kane for the IC title
Chris Masters vs Chavo Guerrero for the NA title
Santino takes on Charlie Haas for the X-division title
Booker T vs the Undertaker for the CSWA World Heavyweight title
MVP vs Mohammed Hassan for the Cruiserweight title.
Abyss vs Mick Foley for the #2 spot for the World title
Samoa Joe vs MW3
Donnie B vs Elijah Burke. If Burke wins, he gets Donnie B’s spot.
SW vs Rey Mysterio for his spot for the Cruiserweight title.
Batista vs. Chris Jericho to determine who will receive a future title shot. The belt in which the shot will be granted is not decided as of this time.
Finley vs Sting. If Sting loses, he must retire.
Bobby Lashley vs Edge for the TV title
Steiners vs the Worlds Greatest Tag team for the World Titles.
Booker T is being told that the US title must also be defended. His opponent will be Rey Mysterio.

That’s all for now. See you at the PPV.

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Hello fans. We start off this newsletter with the announcement that Negronomicon has decided to offer John Cena a world title shot first before Christian. His reasoning for this is that “Cena did a good job setting up the ring whereas Christian did a lousy job on his bathroom.” It is this reporters personal belief that Christian may never get his world title shot at this rate. I am sure someone, somewhere, will make sure it happens.

In other news, Negronomicon has received bills for house shows and has yet to pay them. He claims the over-inflated salaries of the “chumps” working for him are causing him to fall behind. In fact, this reporter learned that N still has yet to pay for the last PPV that Donnie B ran as his last as HWF GM. The creditors have come a-knocking. We’ll have to see what happens. Other news tying into this is that since Donnie B lost the HWF to the Negronomicon and the subsequent renaming of the federation to the NWWA, attendence at shows has plummeted. CSWA, on the other hand, has improved by leaps and bounds. I think that is why Regal and Meyers were backstage the other night. I think they were trying to increase their talent pool. With the announcement that N made to his wrestlers in the last newsletter, it does not appear likely that may of them will be able to jump ship.

Negronomicon was back in his office inundated with past due notices, he was approached by the Posse. Jarrett came in and asked what they could do to help. Negronomicon said that even though his speech last week was supposed to inspire fear and dedication from the wrestlers in the NWWA, that he may have to cut some people in order to lower salaries and start paying on these bills. “All of you”, Negronomicon said “will be safe from anything happening going forward. I appreciate the support from each and everyone of you. All I ask is for you to be there when you are needed.” They all said (in unison) that they would and that brought a smile to N’s face.

The NWWA held some matches and here are the results:

Matt Hardy & Chris Daniels vs Sting and Finley. This match was to see if the team of Daniels and Hardy could take away the spot held by Sting and Finley. The team of Daniels and Hardy did very little except when Matt was in the ring. The team of Finley and Sting were victorious and were able to hold on to their tag team title spot.

While Sting was still in the ring, Carlito came down to defend the IC title against him. Sting controlled the majority of the match but Carlito snuck in some offense here and there. At 9 minutes into the match, Sting hit the Scorpion Death Drop and nearly got a pin if it weren’t for Chris Masters coming out to distract Sting. Carlito then got up and hit the coconut neckbreaker and with the help of Masters holding down Sting’s leg, he got the 1-2-3. Carlito retains the IC title.

After that, Negronomicon came back out and told Sting that he and Finley have moved up in the rankings but now needed to fight the #1 contenders – The Bruiser and Tommy Dreamer. If they win, they will become the top contenders for the NWWA tag team titles held by the Worlds Greatest Tag Team. Sting was looking pretty tired and asked if he really had any other choice. N told him “Not really” and sent down Finley again along with the Bruiser and Dreamer.

Sting and Finley vs Tommy Dreamer and the Bruiser. At this point, Sting was really looking the worse for wear. Finley started off the match but the team of the Bruiser and Dreamer controlled early on and went for early pin attempts with no success. Sting, finally rested, tagged himself back in much to the shagrin of his partner. Sting then went to work on Dreamer not letting any offense happen. Finley tagged himself back in and Sting appeared to be upset. Finley caught Dreamer in a sleeperhold and as Sting delivered a flying dropkick to the Bruiser on the outside of the ring, Dreamer went to sleep. The ref raised and dropped Dreamer’s hand 3 times and that was it. Sting and Finley are now the #1 contenders for the NWWA tag team titles. This again prompted Negronomicon to come out and applaud them. “Well done, well done. Now, your real battle is ahead of you. Haas and Benjamin will defend their tag team titles against you. I have decided that a cost cutting measure needs to happen. If the two of you do not win the tag team titles, then whomever is pinned or submitted will promptly be fired from the NWWA. Good luck gentlemen. You’ll need it.”

Sting and Finley now get their tag team title shot against the World’s Greatest tag team. Sting is tired and both men are not happy with each other for disrupting the offense each person had going in the ring. Finley refused to get in the ring first so Sting started off against Shelton Benjamin. Sting and Finley dominated the champs. They beat them from pillar to post. Sting got a 2 count after delivering the death drop and Finley tagged himself in. He went to work on Haas while Benjamin looked on. Sting was tagged in again and as he connected with a death drop, Finley ran in and hit a nasty forearm smash to Benjamin knocking him from the ring. Sting made the cover and got the 1-2-3. Sting and Finley are the NEW NWWA Tag team Champions. Holy Crap.

In the back, the defeated team of Haas and Benjamin were approached by the Negronomicon. “I am very disappointed in you boys. Not sure what the hell just happened out there. I thought I did a good enough job softening them up for you. “ “No excuses” said Shelton. “We let you down. We know this. We ask for your mercy and allow us to remain here in the NWWA where the greatest wrestlers from all over the world wish they could be.” Haas added in “We beg for your mercy and ask that you grant us a future shot to bring those titles back to you and the Posse.” Negronomicon had a smile on his face. “You boys will get another shot but until then, even though you are still members of the Posse, you will NOT ride with us. Champions ride together. Once you reclaim the tag belts, you will be allowed to hang with us again.” Benjamin said “We thank you for your mercy and we promise not to let you down again.”

John Cena was up next getting his newly appointed title shot against world Champ Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett didn’t have a chance. Cena was all over him and barely let him get any offense in. Jarrett was tossed out of the ring and as he tried to leave, Cena chased him down and got him back in the ring before the 10 count. Cena was on fire. Jarrett kinda just stood there biding his time it seems. Finally, Cena tossed Jarrett from the ring and Jarrett took off like a scalded dog. The ref made a fairly quick 10 count and although Cena was declared the winner of the match, he did not win the World title.

Jarrett came to the back where he was congratulated on his ability to retain the title. Negronomicon was happy with him. Jarrett headed off for the showers. As Jarrett got to the back, he was immediately attacked. Christian was all over him beating him up and down, sideways and diagonally. He hollered at Jarrett “I want my title shot. Sign this now.” It was a contract (stolen from the desk of the Negronomicon) guaranteeing the holder of this document a title shot. Jarrett, cowering in the corner and bloody, signed the document as Christian stormed out to the ring.

“Ok Negronomicon. You wanted to play dirty. Now, as you can see, so can I. I have this document that guarantees me the next title shot. I’m going to give you time, though, to get your ducks in a row. No DQ, No Countout. In fact, let me modify this really quick.” Christian pulled out a pen and wrote something down on the document. “Ok, we are set. At the next PPV, I get my World Title shot against Jeff Jarrett. No interference as we will be in a steel cage. One on one. You and your Posse will have no chance in HELL stopping me. I will get my title and will make sure I take it all out on Jarrett.” Christian left the ring and then left the building.

In the back, Negronomicon was trying to hatch a plan to try to screw Christian out of his title shot but was not having any luck. The contract, in fact, had been drawn up by the Negronomicon’s lawyers – the team of Blackman, Black and Blacksburg. This document has been compared to the “Massey Pre-Nup” as created by Miles Massey as “unbreakable”.
I’m sure he’s going to try something but let see what he can do.

Chris Masters was sent out next to defend the North American title against Mike Knox. As soon as Masters got in the ring and the bell rang, Knox tossed him to the outside. He then stood back while Masters stood on the outside. The ref counted and Masters was counted out. Knox is given the win and Masters retains his title. Both men nodded to each other and then left the ring.

Negronomicon was in his office and had called in John Morrison. Morrison was told that if he could beat Christian one on one, he would give him that title shot. Morrison agreed to the match. Now, Negronomicon thought, how do I get that contract away from him? Hmmm.

The final match of this night was Santino defending the X-division title against Hurricane Helms. Hurricane started off strong early but fizzled out as Santino took over. Santino hit a flying 5-arm smash out of nowhere which is what put the Hurricane off his game plan. Santino continued the offense with a flurry of bodypresses, fist drops and jerky turkey splashes. Finally after hitting a fist drop from the top rope, he covered the Hurricane and got the pin. Carlito retains the X-division title.

That is all for now. More to come in the next newsletter.

Wrestling Newsletter Year 4 (2009)_9.1

Well, things are moving along at a much faster pace than I had expected. After the comments from the Negronomicon were posted, I tried to get with wrestlers in the NWWA and NO ONE wanted to go on the record. Everyone now seems to be in fear of losing their jobs. We know that Negronomicon fired Jeff Hardy as punishment for not winning the tag team titles but I secretly think that N didn’t care for his grooming habits either and was looking for another victim. This REGEIME (yes, I said it) is turning the wrestling world on its ear. This reporter was on his way to the next house show and as I pulled into the parking lot, I saw half a dozen wrestlers out on the street wearing sandwich boards advertising the evenings show. There were also wrestlers out there doing magic tricks trying to get people to buy tickets for the show. Mike Knox, Finley, Stevie Richards and Jay Lethal were out in their sandwich boards trying to direct people to the box office to buy tickets. The Hurricane was doing magic tricks for the kids hoping this would convince the parents to but tickets. Even Shawn Michaels and HHH were out on the street doing pantomime for the passer-byers. They looked the least happy but at least they were outside. Inside the building was a different story. John Cena, Kane, Sting and John Morrison were put to work helping set up the ring. Matt Hardy and Chris Daniels were mopping up messes from earlier. Christian probably had the worst task of all and that was cleaning the bathroom of Negronomicon’s office. It was pretty nasty. I think Tommy Dreamer and the Bruiser had it the easiest. They were in charge of helping set up the concession stands.

At the venue, a stretch limo pulled up and out came the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion the Negronomicon, the NWWA World Champ Jeff Jarrett, IC champion Carlito, TV champ Chris Masters, X-division Champ Santino and the Tag champs - the World’s Greatest tag team – Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas. The Posse are in the building.

One announcement that Negronomicon made is that he doesn’t want Matt to sit around wallowing in self-pity so he put him back in tag competition with a new partner – Chris Daniels. A match has been made pitting the newly formed team of Hardy & Daniels against Sting and Finley. If Sting’s team wins, they retain their spot for the NWWA tag belts. If they lose, Hardy and Daniels get that spot.

Another match that has been made is putting Christian against John Cena to determine the #1 contender to Jarrett’s NWWA World title. I think Negronomicon is out to screw over Christian every chance he gets.

Shortly after the Posse arrived on the scene, a car pulled up with GM William Regal and owner Jeff Meyers in it. They got out and were discussing the possibility of people starting to jump ship to get away from the tyranny that is the Negronomicon. They headed backstage and were sure to steer clear of the Posse.

Negronomicon came out when the show started and addressed the fans “By now, I’m sure all of you had read my memo about not disrespecing me anymore.” This lead to plenty of “You Suck” and “Asshole” chants. N continued “If this is the way you want to play it, then fine.” He walked down to the ringside area where a fan was flipping him off. Immediately, N signaled for security and the fan was jumped, cuffed and hauled out. “There is the first example of the crap I will NOT take. Who’s next?” Another fan I believe who was friends with the poor chap that was taken away jumped the ringside barrier and got into N’s face. He didn’t get very far as more security were on hand to jump him, cuff him and take him away. “Let’s go for 3 shall we?” The fans started to become really quiet. Only one person, way up at the top, was still yelling at him. After the camera zoomed in on him, it was none other than…….Shawn Michaels. HHH was trying to pull Shawn away now that the spotlights were on him. Negronomicon addressed Shawn “Well, I thought you were supposed to be outside bringing more people in. Do you not have anything to do now? I’ll tell you what. You and HHH are now scheduled for a match. This will be a top contenders match for the NWWA tag team titles. You and HHH will take on the current #1 contenders Tommy Dreamer and the Bruiser. If you win that match, you will get a pass. If not, well, let’s just say if you want your job, I’d highly recommend you win your match. So without further ado, get your asses to the ring.”

The first match of the night began with Shawn and HHH making their way to the ring. Bruiser and Dreamer were already there. Just as the match began, Dreamer and the Bruiser took singapore canes to the heads of their opponents. Negronomcon told the ref NOT to ring the bell. The match continued with both HHH and Shawn a bloody mess. Dreamer connected with a DDT in the ring and the Bruiser came in and was able to secure the win for their team. As soon as thematch ended, Bruiser and Dreamer were told to leave the ring. They left in a hurry. As soon as they were out of the ring, the Posse came down and continued the beat down on DX. Out of nowhere, from the stands, a guy was running down. Wait….he’s wearing a mask…HELL….it’s MW3. MW3 got in the ring with a chair and immediately started swinging taking out Masters and Santino. Carlito bailed out of the ring as did Jarrett. He grabbed a mic “You know what Negronomicon, I am not a wrestler on your staff anymore but I’m not going to sit back and watch you belittle everything and everyone. You’re finished. “ He got out of the ring and started chasing the members of the Posse to the back. Just as they backed far enough up the ramp, he dropped the chair and took off through the crowd taunting them as he left.

The Posse continued to the back where they ran into Jeff Meyers and William Regal. “What are you two doing here?” N asked. “This is my show. I think you need to leave.” Regal started “ My good man, we are here to take what we want. Apparently, your staff is NOT happy with you and frankly want to leave.” “Oh, is that right?” N interjected. “We’ll see about that.” He stormed off with his buds in tow.

At the end of the show, Negronomicon called all the wrestlers down to the ring for a little speech. “I understand that some of you are not happy with the way I run this show. In fact, I’ve heard grumblings that a lot of you want to quit and go to work for the CSWA. Well, that’s just not going to happen. It has nothing to do with not giving the CSWA any more wrestlers. This is about ME. MY federation. Unless you are fired by me, you will not be able to quit. You will be stuck here doing what I tell you to do or I will make your lives a living HELL. You can take that to the bank. Now, get the HELL out of here.”

I see dark days ahead in the NWWA. Be cautious.

Wrestling Newsletter Year 4 (2009)_8.10

Hello. Wow, this has been a busy month for wrestling news. We just got this in. It comes from the head-honcho of the NWWA - the owner (and jackass) Negronomicon.

From the Desk of NWWA Chief of Operations Negronomicon

To the wrestlers, employees and fans of the NWWA, the worlds finest wrestling organization.It has come to my attention that there are a number of people both inside and outside the NWWA that are unhappy with certain aspects of how I choose to run my (and I stress this) MY business. I am far too busy trying to keep this company afloat to have to deal with this nonsense, but I will acquiesce and deal witth this as such:

1. The new championship belts were redesigned at GREAT expense. The paper that is used in the process are made from the finest Brazilian mahogany and are hand crafted in Germany. Anyone saying anything negative about them will be fired.

2. Yes, that wrestler What's-his-name was fired for having a stupid hair cut. I will not tolerate stupid haircuts in my organization. If you can't get something as simple as good grooming habits together, how can you expect to be as good as wrestler as myself? Anyone with bad grooming habits will be fired.

3. Matches that are not wrestled to the caliber I expect from those under my employee will be immediately re-wrestled. If they are still not up to snuff, then both wrestlers will be fired.

4. I understand times are tough, but there is no "I" in team! So, effective immediately, I will be asking certain under-performing wrestlers to start helping in selling tickets to our shows. You will be assigned a quota that needs to be hit in order to stay with the team. Get the fans to the show. Do whatever is necessary to accomplish this. We need to get the butts in the seats! Anyone who cannot perform will be fired.

5. Lastly, the fans. I am hard on the wrestlers because they need to be pushed to perform on a high level every night. But your house needs to be put in order too. Your incessant booing and catcalling to me and my organization has not gone without notice and will not be tolerated. So, from here on out, any fan that I deem acting foolish will be removed from the arena and banned from any and all future shows.

That is all...now if you will excuse me, I have actual work to do.-N

Well, I can only assume the NWWA lockerroom will be in an uproar over this. As soon as we get feedback from the wrestlers, we will get their comments posted here.

Wrestling Newsletter Year 4 (2009)_8.9

Hello fans. We only have one real newsworthy piece of information and it is revolving around the World Tag Team titles and the NWWA Tag team belts. The Hardy boys had a match to determine the true number one contender for the NWWA tag titles when they took on the team of Tommy Dreamer and the Bruiser. Tommy Dreamer ended up costing them their spot when he attacked Matt with a singapore cane causing the disqualification. This allowed the Hardys to move to the number one spot and challenge the World’s Greatest Tag Team of Haas and Benjamin for the NWWA tag belts.

The Hardys controlled the majority of the match with constant double teams on the champs. Benjamin got a bit of luck and trapped Jeff in a NCAA leglock. Jeff appeared to be in a lot of pain and after being stuck in the hold for a minute, Matt was finally able to get in and make the save. The ref ended up sending Matt to the outside again which allowed the champs to do a double team of their own and ended up getting the pin but Matt managed a save. Another double team by the champs on Matt and as Charlie went for the pin, Shelton delivered a sliding dropkick taking out the leg of Jeff Hardy. Jeff dropped to the outside of the ring and was not able to make it back in to save Matt. Shelton and Charlie retained the NWWA Tag team titles.

In the back, they were called into the office of the Negronomicon. N went on to tell them how disappointed he was in them (although secretly he did not want them to win). He told them that the Steiners were here and were putting their belts on the line against them. Matt and Jeff tried to complain but Negronomicon said he wouldn’t hear of it. “You boys have an opportunity to bring the World Tag team titles here to the NWWA and I expect nothing less.” Jeff went on to say that he was hurt and didn’t think they would be at their best “. “Well”, Negronomicon added, “if you don’t win, then there will be severe repricussions. If you don’t come back with the belts, Jeff, you can considered yourself out of a job. That’s right. You don’t win the belts, your career is finished.” Matt started to complain but N said that if he wants the same treatment, he’d be happy to bestow it on him too. The Hardys went to the ring for their match against the Steiners.

The Steiners came down and met the Hardys in the ring. Negronomicon came out. “For those who don’t know, there are two retirements at stake here. If the Hardys don’t bring the tag belts home, then Jeff is out of a job. If the Steiners lose, then Scott is hereby drafted to the NWWA and Rick will be out of a job. Let the match begin.

The Steiners took control early on with constant doubleteaming. They dominated Jeff and constantly on his leg. When Matt made it into the ring, the double-teaming continued. Rick caught Matt with a huge clothesline from the top rope while Scott hit a Frankensteiner on Jeff. Matt was dumped over the top rope and the Steiners hit the Doomsday Device on Jeff. Scott did some pushups in the ring whiile Rick made the cover and got the 1-2-3. The Steiners retained the belts. Negronomicon was furious. He was still steaming when Rick and Scott walked by with their titles intact. Negronomicon addressed the Hardys still in the ring. “You boys made your bed and now you have to lay in it. Jeff, you are FIRED. Clear out your stuff and I want you out of here in 30 minutes.” Jeff took a few minutes in the ring to address the fans and say goodbye. “This isn’t goodbye forever. You will see me in the ring again. Until then, take care.”
The fans gave Jeff an standing ovation as he and Matt left the ring together.

More to follow soon.

Wrestling Newsletter Year 4 (2009)_8.8 – Fallout from the PPV

Hello fans. Well, this last PPV had to be one of our better ones. We saw the Negronomicon defeat the Undertaker for the NWWA World title and then the next night, defeat Booker T to be come the new Undisputed Heavyweight Champion. We also saw Christian outted from the Posse and Undertaker released but immediately signed to a contract in the CSWA. He was told he will get the first title shot at now World Champion Booker T. These two guys have had an on-again/off-again feud over the last 6 years. With the Undertaker in the CSWA now, I’m assuming they will pick up where they left off in the old HWF (now the NWWA). Booker T had some comments for the Undertaker:

“Yo Sucka. Its one thing to follow me around from group to group but this stalking thing is gettin ridiculous. Everywhere I go, you follow. Are you some lost puppy dog or what brah? You sign with the CSWA and in management’s infinite wisdom, they immediately give you a title shot against me. You haven’t earned anything in the eyes of the CSWA fans. You should have to earn a shot before you just take it. Now, I know that the only way you were going to get a shot at my World Title is to coerce management into thinking you’re all that. I know better and I will prove it in the ring. SUCKKKKKAAAAAAAA!”

The feud between MW3 and Shawn Michaels has come to an end. In a sign of respect, Shawn shook the had of MW3. MW3 did not appear to be too upset as he did get to keep his mask at the insistance of Shawn Michaels.

Negronomicon called the the team of DX into his office. Shawn came in with Hunter. Negronomicon started off by telling HHH that he should have won the match and wasn’t aggressive enough. HHH replied stating that he did what he had to and if that’s not good enough for the illustrious GM, then he has two words for you. Negronomion said that he will not be talked to that way. He then addressed Shawn: “Shawn, you won your match against that schlub MW3. I’m sorry but I really expected more from the Showstopper. I really don’t understand why the two of you are such wusses. " HHH addressed the GM and said “You can shove it, jackass. We can outwrestle you anytime, anywhere. Hell, both Shawn and I can beat you with one arm tied behind our backs.” “Is that so?” replied the GM. “I’d love to see that. In fact, here’s what I’m gonna do. You and Shawn will both get your title matches today. It will be a handicap match. You and Shawn against me. You will both have one arm tied behind each of your backs. So even though we all wrestled pretty hard at the PPV, except you HHH you stupid slacker, you can both get down to the ring now.” Shawn looked concerned but HHH assured him they would prevail.

Down in the ring, DX was announced and the audience was told that Negronomicon would defend his world title against them. DX was making their way to the ring strutting their stuff. In the back, Negronomicon was leaving his office but he was talking to someone still in there. “I will call you down when it is time. Until then, wait for my signal.” . A special guest referee was annouonced and it was none other than Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett came down to the ring. Negronomicon went to the ring as his name was called. As soon as he got there, the ref had already tied one arm behind HHH and one behind Shawn. Just before the bell was ready to get rung, Negronomion brought in a chair and nailed both Shawn and HHH with it. He proceeded to beat the holy hell out them both. He told Jarrett to ring the bell. Jarrett did. Negronomicon went for the cover first on Michaels and got the 1-2-3. He told Jarrett not to ring the bell yet. This match is now a no-DQ. Shawn was tossed out of the ring and N proceeded to beat down on HHH. Hunter never got any offense in. N connected with the Black Doom and then as Jarrett counted, he pulled Hunter up at 2. A flurry of rights and lefts were turning HHH’s face into sausage. He connected with another Black Doom and then pulled him up at 2. Jarrett started to reprimand N but Jarrett was just pushed back. Negronomicon connected with a snap suplex and then went to the top rope. He connected on Hunter with a big splash. He made the cover again and this time allowed Jarrett to get make the 1-2-3. Negromicon called out the Posse to remove the trash from ringside. The Posse came down and removed DX from the ringside area. Negronomicon called for a mic: “Jarrett, you appear to be a good egg so I tell you what. For the officiating you have done here today, I am moving you in front of Christian for your World title shot. JJ was flabbergasted. “Thank you sir. When, may I ask, will I get my opportunity?” “First,” Negronomicon said I dissolve you from the tag team division. You will no longer be partnered with Sting. Your opportunity comes Now, but there will not be a match. Based on the conversation we had in the back, I know that unlike that ungrateful jackass Christian, you will watch my back. You will continue to keep an eye on things for me. For this, I am now awarding you the World Heavyweight Championship!” Jarrett took the belt and raised it over his head. “Jeff, you are now officially the newest member of the Posse.” Both men shook hands as Negronomicon raised the arm of the new champ. From the audience, Christian ran in with a chair but Jeff and the Negronomicon were able to escape without getting hurt. They both left the ring together laughing at and mocking Christian.

In the back, Negronomicon said that he still wanted Sting in tag competition only so he created the new tag team of Sting and Fit Finley.

Here are the latest standings:

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion
Negronomicon

NWWA Top 7’s
Undertaker (NWWA Champion) Christian (IC Champion) Negronomicon (NA) Jay Lethal (X-div)
1) Negronomicon (New Champ) Negronomicon (New) Ted Dibiasi jr (def) Negronomicon (New)
2) Shawn Michaels (pin) Carlito (Awarded) Cody Rhodes (def) Santino (Awarded)
3) HHH (pin) Golddust (pin) Jay Lethal (def) Chris Daniels (w by co)
4) Jeff Jarrett (Awarded) Sting Masters (Awarded) Hurricane Helms
5) Christian Kane Stevie Richards (co) Charlie Haas
6) John Cena Shelton Benjamin Mike Knox Fit Finley
7) Chavo Guerrero John Morrison



CSWA Top 7’s
Greak Khali (World Champion) Booker T (US Champion) Batista (TV Champ) MVP (cruiserwght)
1) Booker T NEW CHAMP) MVP (pin) MVP (new champ) Elijah Burke (pin)
2) Undertaker Chris Jericho Bobby Lashley Mohammed Hassan
3) Mick Foley Rey Mysterio Edge MW3
4) Samoa Joe Mick Foley AJ Styles Donnie B
5) Rick Steiner JTG Big Show Elijah Burke
6) Abyss Shad Scott Steiner Rey Mysterio
7) Mark Henry Rhyno Great Khali Super Warrior


World Tag Team Top 8 NWAA Tag Team Champions Top 5
Dudley Boys (Champs) (CSWA) Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas
1) Steiner Brothers (New Champs - CSWA) 1) Tommy Dreamer & the Bruiser
2) Big Show and Abyss (pin) 2) Hardy Boys
3) Hardy Boys (NWWA) 3) DiBiasi & Rhodes
4) Donnie B and Mark Henry (CSWA) 4) DX
5) Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiasi (NWWA) 5) Sting and Fit Finley
6) Cryme Tyme (CSWA)
7) Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin (NWWA)
8) The Bruiser and Tommy Dreamer (NWWA)





Updated roster
Negronomicon (Undisputed champ)
CSWA NWWA
Booker T (CSWA world champ) Jeff Jarrett (NWWA World Champ)
Booker T (US Champ) Carlito (IC Champ)
MVP (Cruiserweight Champ) Santino (x-divison champ)
MVP (TV Champion) Chris Masters (North American champ)
Bubba Ray Dudley Shelton Benjamin (NWWA TT Champs)
Devon Dudley Charlie Haas (NWWA TT Champs)
Randy Orton Christopher Daniels
Edge Shawn Michaels (TT)
AJ Styles HHH (TT)
Samoa Joe Sting
Bobby Lashley Kane
Rhyno Golddust
Big Show Jeff Hardy (TT)
Chris Jericho Matt Hardy (TT)
Scott Steiner (TT Champ) John Morrison
Rick Steiner (TT Champ) John Cena
Abyss The Bruiser (TT)
Mark Henry Tommy Dreamer (TT)
MW3 Chavo Guerrero Jr
CM Punk Mike Knox
Donnie B Christian
Elijah Burke Jay Lethal
Rey Mysterio Hurricane Helms
Super Warrior Stevie Richards
JTG (Cryme Tyme) Ted Dibiasi Jr (TT)
Shad (Cryme Tyme) Cody Rhodes (TT)
Mick Foley Finley
Mohammed Hassan
Kurt Angle (once he returns from suspension)

This is all we have for now. I’m sure we will have more from the CSWA in the next newsletter.

Wrestling Newsletter Year 4 (2009)_8.6 and 8.7 – “Over the Edge” PPV FULL results

Wrestling Newsletter Year 4 (2009)_8.6 – “Over the Edge” PPV results:

Hello fans. Welcome back to our newsletter. In this issue, we will recap the results of the Over the Edge PPV. Due to the size of the card, the event took place over two days.

The show began with the NWWA (formerly the HWF) owner the Negronomicon coming to the ring. He took the mic: “The first match of the night will feature ME. I am calling down the Undertaker now for my title shot at the World Heavyweight title. As soon as the Undertaker came down, the bell rang to signal the beginning of the match. The Undertaker starts off by taking down N with a big foot to the face. N connects with a Doom Bomb but gets tossed out of the ring. He makes it back in at the 5 count. A chokeslam from the Undertaker is met with a thrust kick from N. N connects with a snap suplex but only gets a 2 count. Negronomicon hits a Dragon Suplex and Undertaker stops him with another foot to the face. Undertaker hits a chokeslam but N counters with another Dragon Suplex. Another Doom bomb from N and another visit to the outside of the ring by N. He makes it back in by 3. Taker hits a clothesline and N gets in his face and bitch-slaps him. Undertaker is NOT happy. Taker gets N up for the Last ride but N wiggles out of it. The Worlds Greatest Tag team (NWWA tag champs) comes down. Negronomicon throws Undertaker out of the ring. He immediately tells the ref this is now a No DQ match. Haas and Benjamin attack the Undertaker and then toss him back to their waiting boss. Undertaker suprises everyone when he hits the Last Ride on N and almost gets a 3 count if it weren’t for Benjamin putting his bosses foot on the rope. N pokes Undertaker in the eye and then hits the Black Doom. The ref makes the count 1….2…..3!!!!!! We have a NEW NWWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. Unbelievable!

Undertaker gets up and starts to go after N but then the entire Posse come down and put Taker down. They end up dragging him to the top of the ramp after the vicious beatdown. Negronomincon pulls out some Tar and Feathers and proceeds to cover the former champ in the goo. “Undertaker, you’re presence is no longer required here. You can leave. ..and I mean for good. The NWWA is no place for washed-up has-beens. If you want to go to the CSWA, whatever. Just leave. "

In the back, Undertaker is met by Jeff Meyers and William Regal “Taker, of course you are welcome in the CSWA if you so choose” said Jeff Meyers. “His loss will be our gain. In fact, I tell you this. If you choose to sign with us now” he turns to William Regal “William, please hand me a contract.” He turns back to the Undertaker and says “If you sign with us NOW, I will guarantee you a World Title Shot. #1 contender after the PPV is completed. Right off the bat. What do you say?” Undertaker said “Where do I sign?” William Regal showed Undertaker where to sign. The CSWA has a new acquisition….The Undertaker. Regal and Meyers couldn’t be more proud.

The next match on the card is showcasing the return of Mohammed Hassan taking on the Super Warrior. Hassan came down firs t followed by his manager Davari. Super Warrior came out next. Right off the bat, Hassan hits a suplex and goes for a pin. SW kicks out just before 2. Hassan hits another suplex and this time gets the long 2 count. SW hits a reverse neckbreaker and Hassan kicks him in the gut for it. Hassan eye gouges the SW but he manages to get Hassan in a cobra clutch. A quick grab of the ropes broke the hold. Another ripping eye gouge and Hassan makes a cover. He almost gets 3 but not quite. SW tosses Hassan out of the ring but he’s back in almost as quick. Hassan is much quicker than his opponent and after Hassan hits the third towering suplex, he makes the cover in the middle of the ring and as the ref counts 1…..2…..3. Hassan is declared the winner and now gets SW’s spot for the CSWA Cruiserweight title.

Next on the card is Randy Orton taking on Mick Foley. The winner of this match wins both slots for future title shots. Foley was in his Cactus Jack attire and unlike the last time these two met in the WWF ™, he was not going to be Randy’s whipping boy. Foley started off with a belly to back suplex and a pin which he only got a 1 count. Randy got up and posed for some ladies at ringside and Foley ripped hair out of his head in frustration. Orton gets back in and hits a standing elbow and Mick repays him with a stomp on his throat. Randy recovers and hits the RKO but only gets a two count. Mick gets up and hits another Belly to Belly suplex and as he goes for the pin, the ref counts 1….2….3. Mick Foley is the winner of the match and will be awarded Orton’s shot for the World Title. Randy has nothing now.

With the addition of the Undertaker to the CSWA, that ended up pushing Samoa Joe out of the World title contention and moved to the vacated spot for the US title. Joe didn’t seem to mind.

The Dudley’s were up next defending the World Tag team titles against the Steiners. William Regal came out to make an announcement: “One of the stipulations of this match is that if the Steines lose, then Rick must retire. I am adding another stipulation….If the Steiners lose, Scott will be traded to the NWWA. For those that do not know or remember, Negronomicon and Scott Steiner has some unfinished business between them. It will be interested to see what happens. The Steiners came out and glared at Regal as they went to the ring. They were then followed by the World Tag Team Champs. The Dudley’s owned the matchup at the beginning but slowly lost their momentum from the highly motivated Steiners. The Dudley’s only got in one double-team. The Steiners controlled the majority of the match with quick tags. The end came after a Frankensteiner from Scott on Bubba and Devon couldn’t get in the ring fast enough to make the save. The winners of the match and NEW World Tag Team Champions – The Steiners. This prompted the Negronomicon to come out. “I traded away Undertaker earlier tonight and you know what, Scott, you are now my property. I don’t want Rick. Since opposing members from different federations cannot hold a combined championship, I am requiring you to defend your titles again. I believe the Big Show and Abyss are next. So without further ado, let’s get this next match underway. If you can survive this one, I’ll let you stay. If not, you are mine and Rick is still gone.”

In a match added by the owner of the NWWA, the Negronomicon, we have the World tag belts being defended for the second time. Scott started off against the Big Show. The Steiners ruled this match too. Even with the combined power of the challengers, it wasn’t enough to break the motivation of the Steiner Brothers. Scott gets the win by pinning the Big Show after a double team. Negronomicon came out looking pissed. “I’ll get you next time Steiner. Guaranteed.”

Negronomicon met up with the Hardys in the back. He told them that they were up next against the team of Donnie B and Mark Henry. He expects them to win. They will also be receiving the next World Tag Team title shot and he expects them to walk out with the belts or else. Negronomicon goes on to tell the rest of his group that their performances at this PPV will determine how he does the ranking for the NWWA Tag Team titles. He announces that Shawn Michaels will remain the tag team of DX and they will not be allowed to persue tag team belts. He also reminds them that the Hardys, the Bruiser and Tommy Dreamer, Dibiasi & Rhodes, Sting and Jarrett are all tag teams and CANNOT compete for any NWWA singles titles.

Next on the card is Samoa Joe taking on Rhyno for the #3 spot for the CSWA World Title. Rhyno and Joe start off like gangbusters with Rhyno controlling early. This led to Joe motioning to someone in the back. Out came his new mentor, TAZ! Taz came down to ringside and immediately made an impact. He gave something, probably a foreign object to Joe and the match continued. Joe hit Rhyno with it and locked him in a camel clutch. Rhyno made it to the ropes. He threw Rhyno to the ropes and knocked him outside the ring. Rhyno got back in when the ref hit 7. Joe choked Rhyno on the ropes, flung him off and went for a pin. He barely got a one count. Rhyno connected with a belly to belly suplex but Joe came back with a muscle buster for a pin attempt. He got 2. Rhyno tried to make a comeback but this time TAZ interferred again by choking him on the ropes. Rhyno got out of the ring and started to chase TAZ. Joe blindsided Rhyno and tossed him back in the ring. He covered him with his feet on the ropes. 1….2..3. Samoa Joe with Taz is the winner of this match. Rhyno moves to the last spot for the US title and Joe takes his place.

Jeff Jarrett and Sting vs. Tommy Dreamer and the Bruiser (also for NWWA tag team ranking) was next. Sting and Jarrett came down first followed by Dreamer and the Bruiser….and their new manager…none other than…The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiasi. Sting and the Bruiser started off first. Jarrett immediately comes in for a double team but then so did Deamer. The ref finally gets the odd men out and Jarrett is in with Dreamer. Dreamer lands a knee drop on Jarrett. Bruiser comes in for 2 minutes of double teaming. Jarrett somehow manages to roll up the Bruiser for a pin attempt but only gets a 2 count. All of a sudden, the Bruiser and Dreamer started a barrage of offensive on Sting. They double teamed and went for pin attempts all of which Sting managed to kick out of. Dreamer is in the ring and he nails Sting with a Singapore Cane shot. Sting goes down. Dreamer makes the cover but Sting kicks out at 2. Sting tries to scream in Dreamer’s face and receives another Cane shot for good measure. Sting is out. The Bruiser hits the ring to keep Jarrett out. Dreamer make the cover again and this time gets the 3. Your winners – The Bruiser and Tommy Dreamer. Bruiser and Dreamer will receive higher tag team rankings in the NWAA for winning this bout.

Another match has been added to the card. HHH taking on AJ Styles. This will come later in the evening.

Next on the card is John Cena taking on CM Punk in a Steel Cage. Cena starts off with a side suplex but Punk goes to the cage first by hitting Cena with a running powerslam into the cage. Punk is outwrestling Cena. At the five minute mark, Punk goes to the top of the cage and hits a B52 kneedrop onto Cena. He makes the cover but only gets a two count. Cena manages to recover and rubs Punk’s eyes into the cage blinding him. Punk backs into the ref knocking him out. All of a sudden, a masked man comes down and throws Cena a chain. He begins to choke Punk but there is no ref to stop it. The ref is starting to get up but Punk bodyslams Cena on him again knocking him out. Punk blinds Cena by rubbing his face into the cage and then Punk gets to the cage again and chokes Cena against it. The ref is still out and unable to officiate. Cena is tossed viciously into the cage. The ref starts to stir. Punk goes to charge Cena but at the last minute he moves out of the way. The bell rings signifying the end of the match. This prompts William Regal to come out and restart the match. “We need a real winner here, not some bogus win by time limit draw”. The match continues. We go another 5 minutes and just as Cena is getting his second wind, Punk tosses him into the ref knocking him out again. This time Regal calls the match. You know, we can’t have our ref being knocked out all the time so I am modifying this match to now be a peer-6 brawl. The match will now continue (with a new ref) under the new rules. Just as the match begins again, Punk nails Cena with a superkick and goes for the cover but only gets a two count. Cena throws some light acid but most of it misses Punk so he is only incapacitated for a moment. Cena hits the “You can’t see me” but only gets a 2 count. Cena throws Punk out of the ring and he lands on his head. He is knocked out cold. The ref finally calls an end to this match after 34 grueling minutes. I don’t think this one is over by a longshot.

The next match had AJ Styles vs HHH. HHH dictated the pace of the match and AJ stayed with him all the way. At one point during the match, the Negronomicon came down and ordered HHH to turn up the heat “Whatever you need to do to win this match” were the words spoken by the NWAA owner. He left after making his wishes known. HHH resorted to using a sledgehammer twice on AJ but never got a pin from it. Both men traded moves and neither one really gained a huge advantage over the other. When HHH took the lead, AJ would battle back. Finally, AJ tossed HHH from the ring and HHH ended up getting counted out. At first, it looked like HHH was going to attack AJ but he finally shook AJ’s hand and apologized for using the sledgehammer. Negronomicon was watching on a monitor in the back and seemed really disappointed in the ending.

The final match of the night was Santino Marella defending his new X-division title against Christopher Daniels. Before the match, Santino got a pep-talk from the NWAA owner to make sure he did what he needed to in order to hang on to that title. Santino held his own until the 6 minute mark and Daniels opened up all over him. Santino couldn’t keep up and was barely kicking out of pin attempts. Finally, Santino got a break…Daniels tossed him out of the ring. He took this time to hightail it out of the ring. He ended up getting counted out. Daniels won the match but did not win the title.

That is all for now. More to follow later.

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Hello, we are back to recap the matches from Day 2 of the “Over the Edge” PPV.

The first match of the evening had Chris Masters defending the North American title against Stevie Richards. Richards is trying to make an impact here. For 3 minutes he dominated Masters never allowing him any offense. At the 4 minute mark, clearly frustrated, Masters tosses Richards out of the ring. He then handcuffs him to the ringside barrier. Richards is unable to make it back in the ring by the 10 count so Masters is announced as the winner by Count out.

Our next match had Carlito defending the IC title against Golddust. This next match went a full 28 minutes before seing the winner. Golddust took control early; Carlito came in and held his own before taking control. Most of the match was pretty even. Until the final minutes of the match did Carlito actually kick it into gear. In the end, Golddust was no match for the Cabana groin shot. Carlito made the cover and got the win. He holds onto the IC title. In the back, he was congratulated by other members of the Posse. So far, not including Negronomicon’s win over the Undertaker, he was the only member of the Posse to get an actual win – not one by countout or getting counted out or DQ’d. Christian congratulated him and then went over to talk with his boss. “I know you said you had plans for me but I’m really not comfortable just sitting around here. “ “I’ll tell you what” said Negronomicon. “I can’t give you the title yet since I have not had my match with Khali. As soon as those losers in the CSWA get their matches done and over with, I can have my match and I can award you the World title as I had promised.” Christian managed a smile but it didn’t help him feel any better.

The cruiserweight title match is next with MVP taking on Elijah Burke. MVP controlled the majority of the match and even though there were lots of high-impact moves happening, the crowd really didn’t get into it that much. MVP walks away with the win after a 14 minute battle.

Next, MVP is taking on Batista for the TV title. MVP is not at his best as he just fought for 14 min. Batista came down to the ring. MVP took up right where he left off with Burke. I don’t think Batista was expecting such a fresh opponent. In two minutes though, Batista had managed to take the lead. It wasn’t until MVP hit Batista with a superkick almost knocking him out that he finally regained his composure. With Batista on the defense, MVP hit a sunset flip and managed the 1.2.3. MVP is now the NEW CSWA TV Champion in addition to the Cruiserweight title holder.

MVP stayed in the ring as Booker T came down for his match for the US title. MVP is still looking fresh in the ring. Booker hits MVP with a headbutt but the challenger came back with a superkick almost taking off the head of the US champ. Booker connects with the Bookend but it’s not enough to take down MVP who connects with a judo chop. A scissors kick from the champ and he gets a 2 count. MVP battles back but Booker gets him in a sleeperhold. He is trying to wear the challenger down. He lays him down and goes for a pin but MVP kicks out. An eye rake from the challenger is met with another sleeperhold and pin attempt from the champ. Kickout at 2. A spinning smash from the champ and another cover and another 2 count. Booker tosses MVP from the ring but he is back in fairly quick. Booker has control now and MVP is trying to get some offense in. Booker hit the spinnarooni and went for the pin. MVP kicks out AGAIN. Booker is starting to get frustrated. This match almost goes the distance. At the 19 minute mark, Booker connects with a fabulous dropkick and this time he is able to get the 1-2-3. Booker T is still the US Champion.

Great Khali comes out not giving Booker any rest time. If Booker wants his title shot, he needs to bring his A-game now.
Booker tosses the champ out of the ring to give himself more time to recover from the last match. Khali overpowers Booker and Booker needs to use his speed to stay out of reach from the champ. Khali hits his signature slam a few times but it’s not enough to keep the Booker-Man down. Booker battles back with a scissors kick and a cover but only a 2 count. Khali misses a huge boot and Booker catches him with the Bookend. Booker makes the cover. The ref counts 1…..2…..3. Booker T is the NEW CSWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. Booker goes on to meet the Negronomicon for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship. That match is next.

Booker T vs the Negronomicon is happening now. This match is pitting the respective World Champions against each other to see who will become the NEW Undisputed Champion replacing the ousted Kurt Angle. Negronomicon starts off by bitch-slapping Booker T. Booker responds by tossing N out of the ring where he almost gets counted out. A doom bomb from the Negronomicon is met by a sleeperhold from Booker. N connects with a thrust kick and Booker hits a forearm smash. N tosses Booker T out of the ring but Booker makes it back in by the 6 count. While he is distracted, Negronomicon connnects with a snap suplex and with his feet on the ropes, the ref counts 1…2….3!!!!! Negronomicon is now the NEW UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! Good grief. This is insane. Booker is not happy in the ring and Negronomicon grabs his 2 belts and leaves. Booker is left in the ring complaining.

In the back, the Negronomicon is met by his Posse. They are all there congratulating him…except for Christian. Negronomicon walks over to him and says “I’m keeping my promise to you but I need you to do one thing first. I need you to give up the top contender spot for the World title. Obviously you can’t be the #1 contender and the champ at the same time.” Christian replies “Award me the belt and I will give up the spot immediately.” Negronomicon continues “That’s not how it works. Christian, I need you to prove to me that you are loyal. I can’t have loose cannons running around here.” Christian continued “I think I have done that by laying down for you in the ring. I gave up the #2 title in the NWWA because YOU asked ME to . I don’t think I have anything left to prove.” Negronomicon thought about it for a minute and said “You’re right. I’m wrong. Let’s go down to the ring and I will award you the title in front of everyone.”

The Posse in its entirety went down to ringside to support the new Undisputed Champion. Negronomicon got in the ring and took a mic. “Christian, you have done everything I have asked of you. You are a good soldier and I am glad to have you on our team. BUT…….I have asked you to do one more thing for me and you refuse. “ He turns to the rest of the Posse “I think it’s time for us to give this ‘soldier’ exactly what he deserves.” At that, the entire Posse attacked Christian beating him down. Masters put him in the masterlock, Haas and Benjamin stomped away on him. Santino and Carlito took turns slapping him down. Negronomicon then got in Christian’s face. “Chris, let him go.” Christian dropped but Negronomicon helped him back up, hit him with the Black Doom and left him laying there in the ring. “NO One disrespects me. This is MY federation. I am the OWNER. I am the World and Undisputed Heavyweight Champions. I will not be spoken to by garbage. Get this piece of crap out of here.” The Posse took delight in tossing Christian out of the ring. They all celebrated a bit more and then left the ring.

In the back, Booker T was celebrating his World title win and still a little sore from his match. All of a sudden, it felt like it had dropped 20 degrees in the room. The lights flickered and when they stopped, Undertaker was standing right in front of him. “Booker, you tried to run but you were not successful. I am here and I am the #1 contender for THAT title. You and I will fight once again for the championship and I will prove to you that my previous wins were not a fluke. I am the uncrowned champion and you know it. It will only be a matter of time and that belt, like all the others, will be mine.” He then turned and walked away before Booker could get a word in.


Chris Jericho approached William Regal and asked why he was not on tonight’s card. Regal thought his ego deserved the night off. Off to the side, Bobby Lashley hears this and chuckles. Jericho goes over to him and asks what he thinks is so funny. Lashley comments that Jericho is the resident clown and he makes people laugh at his stupidity. Jericho says that if he thinks he can handle the jockularity, maybe he should meet him in the ring. Bobby looks over to Regal who says “Sure, why not.” Both men get ready to head to the ring.

Bobby Lashley vs. Chris Jericho is another match created at the last minute. Bobby Lashley started off like a firecracker and like a sparkler, fizzled out. Jericho dominated the match and went for multiple pin attempts – all of which Bobby powered out of. It didn’t help that Jericho was being egotistical and making non-challant covers. Everytime Chris went for a pin, he was lax about it. Lashley was able to hang on till the end and when the bell rang, the match ended in a time limit draw. Jericho wasn’t happy about it but he really didn’t push it.

Our second to last match of the night is Donnie B and Mark Henry taking on the Hardy Boys. The Hardys’ future is at stake as Negronomicon was threatening them that if they did not win, there would be dire consequences. The Hardys proved to the world and Negronomicon why they are tag specialists. Jeff and Matt tagged in with ease and went for many pin attempts but could not pin Henry or Donnie B. The match ended up going 17 minutes with Mark Henry in the ring most of the time. In the end, Henry got pinned from a well placed fist drop from Matt. Donnie B was not able to make it in for the save. The Hardys retain their spot for the World Tag Team Titles. They will receive the next shot at the Steiners.

The final match of the evening will be MW3 vs Shawn Michaels for the services of Whisper. If Shawn loses, he must retire. If MW3 loses, he must unmask and show his real face – no makeup, no other masks. MW3 gets in the ring first with Whisper on his arm. Michaels follows and looks like a man determined. Michaels and MW3 lock up and the hold is quickly broken with an arm drag from MW3. Michaels rushed in and received a knee to the jaw for his efforts. Dazed, Michales then fell victim to the Spike. MW3 made a cover but Shawn kicked out. Shawn is thrown out of the ring but MW3 does not persue. Michaels starts to battle back with a flying bodypress off the ropes. As MW3 gets to his feet, Shawn hits with with Sweet Chin Music. He then falls down holding his knee. MW3 capitalizes by locking Shawn in the figure four but Shawn makes it to the ropes. MW3 then puts Shawn in the Sharpshooter but he won’t tap. MW3 throws Shawn to the ropes and Shawn connects with a flying forearm. MW3 is down. Shawn picks him up and hits a huge bodyslam in the middle of the ring. He goes to the top rope and connects with the flying elbow smash – 3 times. MW3 looks like he is out on his feet. He’s walking around in a daze. Shawn connects again with Sweet Chin Music and as he goes for the pin, MW3 reverses it into a roll-up but only gets a two count. Shawn goes for a suplex which is reversed into a dragon sleeper. Shawn is in trouble. The ref raises Shawn’s arm and it falls once, twice…NOPE. Shawn starts to “Hulk” up and with a flurry of punches, takes down MW3. MW3 goes to the top turnbuckle and hits a missile dropkick. Shawn, disoriented, hits the Sweet Chin Music again and MW3 goes down. Shawn crawls over to make the cover. The ref counts 1………2…………….3. Shawn Michaels is the winner of the match and Whisper joins back up with him. They have a tearful reunion as Shawn apologizes to his wife for the way he treated her. They rejoice and get ready to leave but then Shawn stops. He goes back to MW3 with a mic in hand. “I won the match. The agreement was for you to unmask.” MW3 begins to remove his mask when Shawn stops him. “I haven’t had an opponent that gave me such a run as you did. You have earned my respect.” They both shake hands and MW3 goes back to removing his mask. “Stop. I was wrong in asking you to unmask. You have proven to be a great opponent and hopefully the next time we meet, we will be on the same team.” “Thank you Shawn” MW3 replied. “It would be an honor.” They both shook hands and MW3 raised the arm of Michaels and Whisper and then left them to the adulation of the fans.

Thank you for joining us. We will be back soon.

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Hello fans and welcome to our first August newsletter. We were hoping to have the top 10 completed by now but as everyone suspected, Negronomicon is draggin his feet. He claims to be “busy” but we all know better. I feel we just have to keep waiting. Sorry about that.
In some interesting news, Chris Masters has been offered a contract in the HWF which he happily accepted. In fact, as part of his contract, Negronomicon offered Masters a shot at the North American title.

We keep trying to get with the Bruiser to schedule an interview but he seems to be “busy” too and keeps ignoring our requests. I wonder if something is up with him. In a surprise move, the Negronomicon has put another roster change in and this time he asked for Dreamer and the Bruiser. Regal ok’d the move and in exchange, CSWA willl get CM Punk and MW3. With the move to the CSWA, MW3 and Shawn Michaels as well as John Cena and Punk’s feuds all come to an end. At the PPV this month, both men will get one last shot at the other.

William Regal did announce yet another match between Dreamer and the Bruiser. This time, it is going to be a tag team match. With their move to the HWF, Tommy Dreamer teamed with Jeff Jarrett and the Bruiser teamed with Sting. Jarrett and Sting started off the match and neither one of their partners would tag in unless the other was in the ring first. We had about 8 minutes of Jarrett and Sting battling back and forth until both men finally made their respective tags and just as Dreamer and the Bruiser hit the ring, they attacked…..their partners. WHAT? Dreamer took out Jarrett and the Bruier tossed Sting over the top rope to the floor. Dreamer hit a DDT on Jarrett and made the cover. SWERVE! Tommy Dreamer and the Bruiser shook hands after the match and stood together over the body of Jeff Jarrett. Sting tried to get back in the ring but the Bruiser took him out with a Singapore Cane shot. With this new team, they were given the vacated 8th position for the tag team titles. Just like that.

Since they will not be in line for the title shot right away, William Regal announced the first match for the “Over the Edge” PPV this month: The Bruiser and Tommy Dreamer taking on Jeff Jarrett and Sting.

Also announced was the final matchup between CM Punk and John Cena. This will be a Steel Cage Match.

Our third match is MW3 vs. Shawn Michaels. If Shawn loses, he must retire. If he wins, he regains the services of Whisper.

It was also decided that with the HWF and CSWA roster as it is, instead of a top 10, we will have a top 7. In the HWF, it was also decided that members of a tag team can be placed in the title contention but will not be allowed to hold a singles title if they are currently holding the tag team titles. All members of the CSWA are allowed to go for singles titles if they choose. As of right now, the only team that said they would not is the team of the Dudley’s while they hold the Tag Team Titles.

Also, William Regal and Jeff Meyers announced the return to the ring by none other than Samoa Joe. Joe had finished his suspension without further incident so he was allowed to return back to the ring.

Jeff Meyers also followed up with an announcement of his own: “ It is with great pleasure that I bring back a wrestler; a performer that, with the gimmick he was stuck with, was out of place. He didn’t fit into the brand as his character existed. So, it is with great pride that the CSWA is now home to none other than……………..Mohammed Hassan! That’s right. He was the first person to ever hold all the championships at one time. The only other time it was done was by the late great Chris Benoit. We hope he able to stay around longer this time.”
With this announcement, Hassan is the only wrester in the HWF/CSWA to not be an active wrestler elsewhere. We welcome him back.

Hassan came out and addressed the crowd: “The last time I was here, I made an IMPACT. I did something that had never been done before. I held all the singles titles including the Undisputed Championship. I was untouchable. One person managed to steal the world title from me and he is the one I will be challenging first. Do you remember who you are? Since most of you don’t remember me, I’ll assume that this little bit of information slipped by you too. I am speaking to none other than the Super Warrior. That’s right. Even though I won it back, you stole the World title from me disrupting my reign as the solidified champion. At the next PPV, Super Warrior, I challenge you. One on one; but I want something first. I want to challenge you for your shot at the CSWA Cruiserweight title. It doesn’t matter what you say in response because this has already been approved by William Regal and owner Jeff Meyers. I will see you in a few weeks.”

More to follow.


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Hello fans. In this installment, we will cover all the top 7 challengers for their respective singles belts as well as the top 8 for the Tag Team Title. We waited for as long as we could so N said to create the list without him. After the list was finalized and brought to his attention, Negronomicon did speak with William Regal about how Donnie B “held him down/back” all those years so he said that he was putting himself as a top contender for the World Title held by the Undertaker. He told Regal this was happening so that was that. Regal then questioned his usefullness as GM for the HWF. Negronomicon said “You know, I was wondering about that myself. I can’t fire you but I will run this organization how I see fit.” Regal then informed Negronomicon that he will officially retire as GM of the HWF. “As long as you are in command here, there is no need for me. I will remain GM of the CSWA but now the HWF is all yours….as you say, to run as you see fit.” Regal walked out. I think Negronomicon is biting off more than he can chew taking on GM duties as well as ownership. Let’s see how this plays out.


HWF Top 7’s
Undertaker (NWWA Champion) Christian (IC Champion) Negronomicon (NA) Jay Lethal (X-div)
1) Negronomicon (New Champ) Negronomicon (New) Ted Dibiasi jr (L) Negronomicon (New)
2) Christian Carlito (NEW Award) Cody Rhodes (L) Santino (New - award)
3) Jeff Jarrett Sting Jay Lethal (L) Chris Daniels
4) HHH Golddust Chris Masters (Award) Hurricane Helms Kane
5) John Cena Kane Stevie Richards Charlie Haas
6) Shawn Michaels Shelton Benjamin Mike Knox Fit Finley
7) Chavo Guerrero John Morrison



CSWA Top 7’s
Greak Khali (World Champion) Booker T (US Champion) Batista (TV Champ) MVP (cruiserwght)
1) Booker T Batista MVP Elijah Burke
2) Undertaker Chris Jericho Bobby Lashley Mohammed Hassan
3) Randy Orton Rey Mysterio Edge MW3
4) Rhyno Mick Foley AJ Styles Donnie B
5) Rick Steiner JTG Big Show Elijah Burke
6) Abyss Shad Scott Steiner Rey Mysterio
7) Mark Henry Samoa Joe Great Khali Super Warrior


Tag Team Top 5
Dudley Boys (Champs) (CSWA)
1) Steiner Brothers (CSWA)
2) Big Show and Abyss (CSWA)
3) Hardy Boys (HWF)
4) Donnie B and Mark Henry (CSWA)
5) Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiasi (HWF)
6) Cryme Tyme (CSWA)
7) Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin (HWF)
8) The Bruiser and Tommy Dreamer (HWF)


We have added a few more matches to the “Over the Edge” PPV later this month. The matches added include:
Mohammed Hassan vs. Super Warrior
Samoa Joe vs Rhyno for the #3 spot for the World Heavyweight title.
The champions will all be defending their titles at the PPV.
Kurt Angle challenges Randy Orton for his spot for the World title.
The Dudley’s defend the tag team titles vs the Steiners. Scott has said that if they don’t win the belts, Rick will have to retire.
Jeff Jarrett and Sting vs. Tommy Dreame and the Bruiser
CM Punk vs John Cena in a steel cage
MW3 vs Shawn Michaels for the services of Whisper. If Shawn loses, he must retire. If MW3 loses, he must unmask and show his real face – no makeup, no other masks.

We will be back soon with more.


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Hi fans. Welcome back. We have a few more updates prior to this month’s Over the Edge PPV. First, we got a promo from the Super Warrior in response to Hassan’s last comment.

“Do you hear that Warriors? The whispering? The whispering on the wind from the desert? It speaks to me. It says someone has crawled back out of the sands of obscurity that I left him buried in. He seeks redemption. He seeks revenge. What he seeks and what he will find are 2 different things. What that terrorist will actually find this time is TOTAL and ABSOLUTE destruction at the hands of the Super Warrior! “

Well, sounds about the same as what he normally says. I guess nothing new there. The match between the Super Warrior and Mohammed Hassan will also have something at stake: SW’s #2 spot for the Cruiserweight title.


Next, we received some updates from the Negronomicon. He has been secretly meeting with members of the HWF behind closed doors. The two people we saw go into his office today were Santino Marella and Chris Masters. We are not sure what is up here but I am sure it’s no good.

This reporter was able to listen in on the “private” conversation between Negronomicon, Masters and Santino. “This needs to stay between us. No one else can know. I need people I can trust. If you are willing to do this for me, I will be sure to reward you for your efforts. Santino, I said I liked you. You are entertaining. Masters, I hired you for your muscle. I need you to be the “muscle” here; my enforcer, if you will. If I need something done, I need you to get it done. No questions; only obedience. Prove to me that you are worthy and I will reward you.” Both men agreed and we assume they all shook hands. I got away from there just in the nick of time. Masters and Marella walked out the door, looked around to see if anyone was snooping and then left.

Negronomicon then left his office with a nasty looking smirk on his face. Now we know he’s up to no good. We’ll have to wait and see what his next move is.

He came out to the ramp for an announcement. “All right, listen up. I am making some changes to the HWF X-Division title. Right now, instead of Santino getting the next title match, I am putting my North American title on the line and calling down Jay Lethal for our match. The winner of the match wins both titles.” Negronomicon went down to the ring and Lethal was introduced. Nothing happened. The ref called for Lethal again and…nothing. All of a sudden, Santino and Masters came down dragging behind them an unconscious Lethal. They got down there and threw him in the ring. The ref asked what was going on. Santino tossed the X-division title to the ref. Negronomicon called for the bell. Negronomicon picked up Lethal and connected with the Black Doom. The ref, seeing that this was clearly a sneak attack on Lethal by N’s new goon squad, refused to make the count. Negronomicon told him that if he did not count now, he would be fired and blackballed so that he would never be able to be a ref again anywhere. The ref reluctantly started the count and N made the cover. 1….2…..3. Negronomicon is the winner of the match and the NEW X-Division Champion. Santi no got in the ring and raised N’s hand as Masters tossed Lethal out of the ring. Both men celebrated with the HWF GM in the ring before heading to the back. They stopped at the top of the ramp. Negronomicon took a mic from Santino: “One last thing before I leave for the night. As the owner of the HWF and basically I own half of the Undisputed Championship, I am calling a committee to see Kurt Angle STRIPPED of the Undisputed Championship. By being arrested and in the posession of steroids, he has become an embarrassment to this sport. I will convene tonight with Jeff Meyers and William Regal to discuss the reprecussions. That’s all for now. Good night and get the hell out!” He laughed as he went to the back with his cronies.


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Welcome back. We last reported that Negronomicon has asked for Kurt Angle to be stripped of the Undisputed Championship for being, in the words of the Negronomicon, “an embarrassment to the sport of professional wrestling.” N met up that night with both William Regal and CSWA owner Jeff Meyers. William Regal thought that Angle should be given a chance to explain his actions and give him the benefit of the doubt. In a surprising move, Jeff Meyers sided with Negronomicon. He said that steroids are illegal in the CSWA and HWF and regardless of whether or not Angle has a “doctor’s note”, he did not inform Negronomicon, Jeff Meyers nor William Regal. The decision was made with no one getting Angle’s side of the issue. At the next house show, Negronomicon, William Regal and Jeff Meyers all came down to the ring. William Regal asked Kurt Angle to come down. Negronomicon took the mic and said “Get your drugged up ass down here NOW!” Angle came out and looked pissed. He got into the ring and stared right at Negronomicon. “You better back up now BOY.” Negronomicon said. “Back up or you’ll find yourself in a jail. Oh wait, you’ve already been there, criminal. Back up or so help me you’ll be there before you can count to three.” Angle reluctantly backed up. William Regal took the mic. “Kurt, I am sorry to do this but I need for you to relinquish the Undisputed Championship.” Angle reluctantly handed the belt to Regal. Jeff Meyers took the mic. “Kurt, we are all very disappointed in you. We didn’t want to do this (Negronomicon gestured to the fans that he in fact did) but your actions led us here. We also will be suspending you for the period of one month with no pay. After that, you will be allowed to wrestle again but you will in fact have to start over. You will not be treated as a former world or undisputed champion. You will start at the bottom and work your way up. You will have to earn and prove you deserve any future title shots. You will also be tested before every match. If drugs or alcohol of any kind show up in your system, you will be released and never allowed back into a wrestling ring. I ask you now to please leave us.” Angle started to leave the ring and stopped when he heard Negronomicon bent over from laughing his ass off. Angle walked back over to him and gave him the Angle Slam. He then left the ring. Negronomicon, in pain, swore at Angle and threatened to sue him but Angle kept walking. Mr. Meyers helped Negronomicon to his feet. “You got what you wanted. Let it go.” Regal and Meyers left the ring with the Undisputed Championship. Negronomicon stayed in the ring awhile longer celebrating yet another win for him.

It was determined that the winner of the match between the HWF and CSWA World Champions at the PPV would become the new Undisputed Champion.

The following night, Negronomicon called out Christian demanding his IC title match. N states that if he beats Christian for the belt, he will also become the #1 contender for the Undertaker’s World Heavyweight title. Christian said “Fat Chance that ever happening.” Negronomicon and Christian began to lock up but suddenly stopped. Christian then laid down in the ring and Negronomicon made the cover. 3 seconds later and Negronomicon is now the NEW Intercontinental Champion! What the HELL?!!!!! Negronomicon and Christian shook hands and Negronomicon announced Christian as the newest member of “the Posse”. Christian said “Ok, Boss, you are the number one contender for the Undertaker’s belt. Let us know what to do and we will be there for you.” Negronomicon called down the rest of the Posse. Out came Santino and Chris Masters. N also announced that he had three other members of the Posse that needed to join them in the ring. He then called down Carlito who was initially cheeered but when he spat apple in the face of a little kid, he almost got booed out of the building. Out next came the team of Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin.

Negronomicon said that effective immediately, the HWF was going to have their own tag-team titles. These titles will only be defended in the HWF. N went on to say that 2 teams will meet to determine the winner and the new HWF Tag-team champs. His team (the Worlds Greatest Tag Team) will take on the team of DX (Shawn Michaels and HHH). He called down HHH and Shawn Michaels and told them to get in the ring with the World’s Greatest Tag Team. The match began and the next thing you see is Carlito, Masters and Marella in the ring helping Haas and Benjamin beat DX down. Carlito hit a back breaker on Shawn and he was immediately tossed out of the ring. Negronomicon was joined by Santino and they continued the beatdown on Michaels. HHH was trying to fight back but was no match for the 4 people beating him down. Masters took HHH down with a steel chair. Benjamin delivered a kick to HHH’s face that loosened a few teeth. After the beatdown ended, Haas made the cover and got the 1-2-3 to become the NEW HWF TAG-TEAM champions. Michaels and HHH limped to the back. Haas and Benjamin were joined by the rest of the Posse in the ring.

Negronomicon said “Ok, here is what is going down. I have a match with the Undertaker at the PPV. Being a multiple title holder, I will not be able to defend all the belts at once so here is what I have planned. Santino, I officially hand over the X-Division title to you. You are now the X-division champion. Chris, you will be the North American champion going forward. Charlie and Shelton, you have the tag titles. Carlito, you will now become the Intercontinental Champion after I get my contract signed to meet the Undertaker. Christian, looking a little confused, asked “Why didn’t I just keep the belt if you were going to give it away?” Negronomicon continued “Christian, I have great plans for you. My goal will to defeat the Undertaker for the World title and then beat whomever in the CSWA is their world champ and I will become the Undisputed Champion. Once that happens, I will be giving you the World Title. I need a no-nonsense kind of guy to watch my back. You are that guy. The Posse will dominate the HWF for years to come.” Christian nodded and says he will wait.


The PPV card is shaping up. Here is the latest lineup:

Mohammed Hassan vs. Super Warrior for his spot for the Cruiserweight title.
Samoa Joe vs Rhyno for the #3 spot for the World Heavyweight title.
With Kurt Angle on suspension, Mick Foley picks up the challenge from Randy Orton. The winner will receive both title shots and the loser gets nothing.
The Dudley’s defend the tag team titles vs the Steiners. Scott has said that if they don’t win the belts, Rick will have to retire.
Jeff Jarrett and Sting vs. Tommy Dreamer and the Bruiser
CM Punk vs John Cena in a steel cage
MW3 vs Shawn Michaels for the services of Whisper. If Shawn loses, he must retire. If MW3 loses, he must unmask and show his real face – no makeup, no other masks.
Santino defends the X-division title against Chris Daniels
Chris Masters defends the NA title against Stevie Richards
Carlito defends the IC title against Golddust
Undertaker defends the World title against the Negronomicon
MVP defends the Cruiserweight title against Elijah Burke
The winer of that match meets Batista for the TV title
The winner of that match meets Booker T for the US title
The winner of that match meets the Great Khali for the World title
Donnie B and Mark Henry take on the Hardy Boyz.

The winner of the match between the CSWA and HWF world champions will become the new Undisputed Heavyweight Champion.

See you at the PPV.

Wrestling Newsletter Year 4 (2009)_8.5

NEWS FLASH – Negronomicon just held a press conference stating that he was officially killing off the HWF. The new federation will now be called the NWWA – Negronomicon’s World Wrestling Alliance. All titles will now be referred to as NWWA belts.