Hello fans. We start off this newsletter with the announcement that Negronomicon has decided to offer John Cena a world title shot first before Christian. His reasoning for this is that “Cena did a good job setting up the ring whereas Christian did a lousy job on his bathroom.” It is this reporters personal belief that Christian may never get his world title shot at this rate. I am sure someone, somewhere, will make sure it happens.
In other news, Negronomicon has received bills for house shows and has yet to pay them. He claims the over-inflated salaries of the “chumps” working for him are causing him to fall behind. In fact, this reporter learned that N still has yet to pay for the last PPV that Donnie B ran as his last as HWF GM. The creditors have come a-knocking. We’ll have to see what happens. Other news tying into this is that since Donnie B lost the HWF to the Negronomicon and the subsequent renaming of the federation to the NWWA, attendence at shows has plummeted. CSWA, on the other hand, has improved by leaps and bounds. I think that is why Regal and Meyers were backstage the other night. I think they were trying to increase their talent pool. With the announcement that N made to his wrestlers in the last newsletter, it does not appear likely that may of them will be able to jump ship.
Negronomicon was back in his office inundated with past due notices, he was approached by the Posse. Jarrett came in and asked what they could do to help. Negronomicon said that even though his speech last week was supposed to inspire fear and dedication from the wrestlers in the NWWA, that he may have to cut some people in order to lower salaries and start paying on these bills. “All of you”, Negronomicon said “will be safe from anything happening going forward. I appreciate the support from each and everyone of you. All I ask is for you to be there when you are needed.” They all said (in unison) that they would and that brought a smile to N’s face.
The NWWA held some matches and here are the results:
Matt Hardy & Chris Daniels vs Sting and Finley. This match was to see if the team of Daniels and Hardy could take away the spot held by Sting and Finley. The team of Daniels and Hardy did very little except when Matt was in the ring. The team of Finley and Sting were victorious and were able to hold on to their tag team title spot.
While Sting was still in the ring, Carlito came down to defend the IC title against him. Sting controlled the majority of the match but Carlito snuck in some offense here and there. At 9 minutes into the match, Sting hit the Scorpion Death Drop and nearly got a pin if it weren’t for Chris Masters coming out to distract Sting. Carlito then got up and hit the coconut neckbreaker and with the help of Masters holding down Sting’s leg, he got the 1-2-3. Carlito retains the IC title.
After that, Negronomicon came back out and told Sting that he and Finley have moved up in the rankings but now needed to fight the #1 contenders – The Bruiser and Tommy Dreamer. If they win, they will become the top contenders for the NWWA tag team titles held by the Worlds Greatest Tag Team. Sting was looking pretty tired and asked if he really had any other choice. N told him “Not really” and sent down Finley again along with the Bruiser and Dreamer.
Sting and Finley vs Tommy Dreamer and the Bruiser. At this point, Sting was really looking the worse for wear. Finley started off the match but the team of the Bruiser and Dreamer controlled early on and went for early pin attempts with no success. Sting, finally rested, tagged himself back in much to the shagrin of his partner. Sting then went to work on Dreamer not letting any offense happen. Finley tagged himself back in and Sting appeared to be upset. Finley caught Dreamer in a sleeperhold and as Sting delivered a flying dropkick to the Bruiser on the outside of the ring, Dreamer went to sleep. The ref raised and dropped Dreamer’s hand 3 times and that was it. Sting and Finley are now the #1 contenders for the NWWA tag team titles. This again prompted Negronomicon to come out and applaud them. “Well done, well done. Now, your real battle is ahead of you. Haas and Benjamin will defend their tag team titles against you. I have decided that a cost cutting measure needs to happen. If the two of you do not win the tag team titles, then whomever is pinned or submitted will promptly be fired from the NWWA. Good luck gentlemen. You’ll need it.”
Sting and Finley now get their tag team title shot against the World’s Greatest tag team. Sting is tired and both men are not happy with each other for disrupting the offense each person had going in the ring. Finley refused to get in the ring first so Sting started off against Shelton Benjamin. Sting and Finley dominated the champs. They beat them from pillar to post. Sting got a 2 count after delivering the death drop and Finley tagged himself in. He went to work on Haas while Benjamin looked on. Sting was tagged in again and as he connected with a death drop, Finley ran in and hit a nasty forearm smash to Benjamin knocking him from the ring. Sting made the cover and got the 1-2-3. Sting and Finley are the NEW NWWA Tag team Champions. Holy Crap.
In the back, the defeated team of Haas and Benjamin were approached by the Negronomicon. “I am very disappointed in you boys. Not sure what the hell just happened out there. I thought I did a good enough job softening them up for you. “ “No excuses” said Shelton. “We let you down. We know this. We ask for your mercy and allow us to remain here in the NWWA where the greatest wrestlers from all over the world wish they could be.” Haas added in “We beg for your mercy and ask that you grant us a future shot to bring those titles back to you and the Posse.” Negronomicon had a smile on his face. “You boys will get another shot but until then, even though you are still members of the Posse, you will NOT ride with us. Champions ride together. Once you reclaim the tag belts, you will be allowed to hang with us again.” Benjamin said “We thank you for your mercy and we promise not to let you down again.”
John Cena was up next getting his newly appointed title shot against world Champ Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett didn’t have a chance. Cena was all over him and barely let him get any offense in. Jarrett was tossed out of the ring and as he tried to leave, Cena chased him down and got him back in the ring before the 10 count. Cena was on fire. Jarrett kinda just stood there biding his time it seems. Finally, Cena tossed Jarrett from the ring and Jarrett took off like a scalded dog. The ref made a fairly quick 10 count and although Cena was declared the winner of the match, he did not win the World title.
Jarrett came to the back where he was congratulated on his ability to retain the title. Negronomicon was happy with him. Jarrett headed off for the showers. As Jarrett got to the back, he was immediately attacked. Christian was all over him beating him up and down, sideways and diagonally. He hollered at Jarrett “I want my title shot. Sign this now.” It was a contract (stolen from the desk of the Negronomicon) guaranteeing the holder of this document a title shot. Jarrett, cowering in the corner and bloody, signed the document as Christian stormed out to the ring.
“Ok Negronomicon. You wanted to play dirty. Now, as you can see, so can I. I have this document that guarantees me the next title shot. I’m going to give you time, though, to get your ducks in a row. No DQ, No Countout. In fact, let me modify this really quick.” Christian pulled out a pen and wrote something down on the document. “Ok, we are set. At the next PPV, I get my World Title shot against Jeff Jarrett. No interference as we will be in a steel cage. One on one. You and your Posse will have no chance in HELL stopping me. I will get my title and will make sure I take it all out on Jarrett.” Christian left the ring and then left the building.
In the back, Negronomicon was trying to hatch a plan to try to screw Christian out of his title shot but was not having any luck. The contract, in fact, had been drawn up by the Negronomicon’s lawyers – the team of Blackman, Black and Blacksburg. This document has been compared to the “Massey Pre-Nup” as created by Miles Massey as “unbreakable”.
I’m sure he’s going to try something but let see what he can do.
Chris Masters was sent out next to defend the North American title against Mike Knox. As soon as Masters got in the ring and the bell rang, Knox tossed him to the outside. He then stood back while Masters stood on the outside. The ref counted and Masters was counted out. Knox is given the win and Masters retains his title. Both men nodded to each other and then left the ring.
Negronomicon was in his office and had called in John Morrison. Morrison was told that if he could beat Christian one on one, he would give him that title shot. Morrison agreed to the match. Now, Negronomicon thought, how do I get that contract away from him? Hmmm.
The final match of this night was Santino defending the X-division title against Hurricane Helms. Hurricane started off strong early but fizzled out as Santino took over. Santino hit a flying 5-arm smash out of nowhere which is what put the Hurricane off his game plan. Santino continued the offense with a flurry of bodypresses, fist drops and jerky turkey splashes. Finally after hitting a fist drop from the top rope, he covered the Hurricane and got the pin. Carlito retains the X-division title.
That is all for now. More to come in the next newsletter.
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