HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #490

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  We are still trying to stay out of the heat for now so we are still coming to you from cozy New Mexico (it may be warm but it’s not AZ hot).  We did go back through the footage of the last show (of the masked man who attacked Drew, the CLM) but when it looked like he was going to unmask, he changed his mind and left the ring. 

GM Max McGillicutty comes out first to kick off the show and says he has an announcement he wants to make.  “It will be my honor and privilege to announce that the evening before the ‘Night of Champions’ PPV, HCW will hold their first ever Class of 2016 Hall of Fame.”  The fans pop.  Max continues “Over the next 4 weeks, we will announce who those people will be.  It will be a blast.”  The fans pop again and Max leaves the stage so the show can begin. 

The show starts off with a tag team match.  First, Butch and Junior Huber make their way to the ring as the banjo plays over the loudspeakers.  The music is cut off as The Savior and Drew, the Canadian Love Machine make their way out.  Drew has a mic in hand “I just want to say before we get this show underway that the masked guy who attacked me costing me the US title is no better than a coward.  He will be dealt with all in good time.”  He and the Savior head to the ring.  The Savior starts off against Butch.  The Huber boys were accompanied by the Ambassador but he was a non-factor in the match.  Both teams fought tooth and nail.  The Canadians held the lead for the first half of the match but after the Savior got knocked off the top rope and he fell to the floor, things changed.  The Hubers then picked up the pace and beat down on the Savior until Drew was able to make a hot tag.  The Savior, beaten and bruised, fell out of the ring.  Drew began to clean house but just as he was making headway, the bell rang bringing this one to a time limit draw.  The Hubers got out of the ring, threw a hood over the Savior’s head and dragged him to the back.  All of a sudden, before Drew could react, the masked man hit the ring again and beat down on Drew.  Drew was ready this time and fought back.  He chased the masked man out of the ring and the unknown assailant took off through the crowd.  (20 min)

The Stache is in the back and says tonight, El Chango is finished and the Desperado name comes back to him.  Once he is done, the Wraith is on his shit list and will go the way of the Dodo…extinct.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  First, ‘The Gold Standard’ Bruce Biltmore & the Hollywood Star make their way to the ring.  They call out Handsome Hernandez and Wendell Hammerschmidt and challenge them to a rematch.  Wendell and Hernandez come out and accept.  The Hollywood Star goes to town on Wendell and Hernandez can’t believe what they are seeing.  Wendell makes the tag but Hernandez gets the same treatment.  Wendell sneaks around to the other side of the ring and nails Bruce with a steel chair shot.  Hernandez then throws Star out of the ring.  Wendell intercepts him and viciously bodyslam him on the chair (out of sight from the ref).  The ref does one of the slowest counts in the history of wrestling.  Finally, he gets to 10 and awards the match to Hernandez and Wendell via countout.  By this time, Bruce had recovered and grabbed the chair and chased Hernandez and Wendell to the back while suits from the back tended to the Hollywood Star.  (4 ½ min)

Backstage, The Axe has a one on one interview with Larry Morton.  Axe says he’s overcome the shock of losing the World title and now the cobwebs are gone. He says he will expect a rematch and if he has his way, it will be sooner rather than later.

GM Max comes back out and introduces the participants for our next match:  the New Orleans Brawl.  Max introduces first Baron von Blood.  He heads to the ring first.  Next, ‘the Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo comes out next and surprisingly get a big pop.  Max then calls out the 3^rd competitor Mr. Wrestling #5.  Max asks 5 what is on the line here.  MW5 states he will put his world title shot on the line but if he wins, both Gumbo and the Baron lose their shots at the hardcore title.  MW5 heads down to the ring.  Because the last match was so short, Max makes this one a 30 minute time limit match. The match begins with Mr. Wrestling 5 backdropping the Baron into the bleachers.  Baron then takes a fan’s chair and jams it into the ribs of MW5.  Gumbo then pulls MW5 into the ring and locks in the Onion Lock.  MW5 immediately taps out!  40 seconds!  Rad Gumbo moves over to the World title line up and MW5 moves to the hardcore lineup.  Max comes out and says that he can’t believe this ended so soon.  Max then makes another match right here and now but no spots or anything will be on the line.  The next fall didn’t go much longer.   Gumbo saw that he had nothing at stake so he sat out almost the entire match.  MW5 and the Baron slugged it out.  The last thing Gumbo did before walking off was to pick up a chair and nail Baron with it.  MW5 then locked in a bearhug and the Baron tapped out.  (4:40).  Gumbo smirked at Mr. Wrestling 5 as he made his way up the ramp. 

Backstage, El Chango is with Leon Teremoto and Larry Morton.  El Chango tells Morton and the fans that HE was the one who came up with the Desperado name, not the Stache.  Stache is delusional if he thinks he is taking the name that he and Leon own.  El Chango says tonight is the final time he and the Stache will be in the same ring and tonight will go down as a victory for the one true team known as the Desperados.

There is commotion backstage as we see the Hubers dragging someone (we presume it still is the Savior as he still has his hood on) towards the outside.  The Hubers are then joined by Ferb Huber and Wilber Townsend. Wilber states that the Savior says he was here to “save” the masses but has done nothing but fail miserably.  Wilber says that tonight, it will be the Savior who is set free.  They tie him to a post and then Wilber proceed to take out a whip.  Oh no, what is he going to do with that???  Wilber then proceed to whip the tar out of the Savior who screams in agony.  Wilber keep laying on the whipping.  MY GOD…someone needs to get out there and help him!!!!  Wilber continues to whip him down until Drew the Canadian Love Machine shows up with a chair and starts to take the Huber clan out but eventually the numbers overwhelm him and he too falls victim.  Wilber tells Butch and Ferb to hold Drew down.  He then begins to whip Drew!  He only gets in one lick because the suits and the police arrive and break it up and Wilber and his clan take off.  One of the suits goes over and pulls the hood off but...hang on…that’s not the Savior…that looks like one of our camera men…and wait again…he doesn’t actually have a single mark on him!  What the hell is going on???  All of a sudden, the masked man runs over and attacks Drew (who really did get hit with the whip) and then he drops him with a vicious powerslam.  The masked man then stands over Drew and removes his mask.  HOLY CRAP!  IT’S THE SAVIOR!!!  What the HELL is he doing?  He stands over Drew as the segment comes to an end.

We go back to the ring for our next match which will be to determine who will become the true #1 contender for the World title held by King CJ.  Sonic Blade comes out first to a good pop from the crowd.  Next, Outback Oscar comes out and he too gets a good pop.  Before the match could begin, new music hits and the Axe makes his way out to the ring.  Axe gets a mic and says that he thinks both Sonic Blade and Oscar are great competitors, HE is the real #1 contender after having his belt stolen by King CJ.  Axe says he should be in this match and that it should be a triple threat match.  The World Champion King CJ sneaks down and grabs a chair while the conversation is happening in the ring.  CJ then jumps in and drops all 3 men with the chair.  He then climbs the turnbuckle and holds the chair in one hand and his belt in the other.

“HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE” sounds as GM Max McGillicutty makes his way out.  Max continues on the mic.  “King CJ, you come out here show after show bitching about how the owners and I are holding you back.  In fact, it’s been the opposite.  We’ve given you all the leeway we could do and all you’ve done is just lay the insults down one after the other.  You complain about being ‘held down and stacking the deck against you’?  Guess what?  You haven’t seen anything yet buster.  Try this one on for size.  King CJ will be put into a GUANTLET match where he will have to fight the Axe (pop), Outback Oscar (pop) and Sonic Blade (bigger pop) ALL IN THE SAME NIGHT.  If you can make it through the gauntlet without getting pinned or tapping out, then you will NOT have to defend your title until the PPV next month.  However, if just one person pins you or gets you to tap out, THAT is who you will have to defend the title against.  Have fun JACKASS!”  CJ throws a fit in the ring not realizing that his 3 future opponents have all recovered.   He turns around and sees the three of them closing in.  Oscar hits CJ with knee lifts to the midsection, Sonic hits him with an atomic drop and then the Axe drops him with the Axe.  King CJ quickly exits the ring but realizes he left his belt behind.  He begins to curse.  Axe picks up the belt and holds it high.  Oscar takes it from him and does the same.  Sonic then takes it and does the same.  The three begin to argue and Sonic drops the belt.  CJ slithers (yep like the snake he is) into the ring, takes the belt and hightails it to the back.  Sonic, Oscar and Axe eventually leave.  (15 min for the segment)

After a brief intermission, the former Ladies Champion the British Crippler comes out and demands a rematch for the title she says she was robbed of.  Max comes back out and says that actually Lady Hermann is the top contender.  Lady H comes out and goes to stand with the Crippler.  Max then calls out the new Ladies Champion the Duchess and he suggests a triple threat match right here and now for the title.  Lady H and the Crippler seem very happy with this but the Duchess is weary about it but eventually she accepts and heads to the ring. 

Duchess vs Crippler vs Lady Hermann for the Ladies title is our next match on the card.  As expected, the Queens Court would double team the champ but after Lady H went for multiple pin attempts, the Crippler got fed up and the two started to have it out in the ring.  This all went on (Duchess vs Crippler then Duchess vs Lady H) for the remainder of the match.  Finally, the bell rings and brings this 3 way battle to a 20 minute limit draw.  The Duchess retains.  Lady H and the British Crippler then leave arguing all the way to the back.   El Gato Negro comes out after the match and tries to confront the Duchess but Duchess bails out of the ring.  Duchess goes to a fan at ringside and takes some peanuts.  She crushes them in her hands and then as El Gato approaches, she blows the peanut dust into El Gato’s face.  El Gato Negro immediately starts to react.  El Gato is allergic to peanuts.  As El Gato is reacting badly to the peanuts, The Duchess attacks her while she’s down and beats her down.  Medics run out immediately to help El Gato and begin to treat her for her allergy.  The Duchess laughs as she makes her way to the back and the fans boo the HELL out of her. (20 min for the match; 25 for the segment)

Backstage, The Fiend with Master Bull calls out Dr. Red Fang for continuing to attack him for no apparent reason other than Fang is a cowardly dog. He calls Fang a robot as is very mechanic in the ring and says he wants his shot at the Hardcore title.  Fang makes his way out from off-camera and once again attacks the Fiend.  Fang drops him with a Transylvania Piledriver.  Fang stands over the Fiend holding his Hardcore title as Master Bull looks on in concern.

It’s time to head back to the ring for our MAIN EVENT. The Steel Cage has been lowered. First, El Chango makes his way down (minus Leon) and enters the ring through the door.  The Stache’s music hits and he comes out to a pop.  He begins to walk down to the ring but Leon Teremoto attacks him from behind.  He then throws Stache into the cage wall multiple times.  He then pushes the Stache into the ring and closes the door.  The Stache seemed to be really at a disadvantage before the match even began. El Chango locked in a head scissors and then hurled the Stache into the cage busting him open.  He then climed to the top turnbuckle and nailed a shooting star press.  He made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  Now he had to get out of the cage. He was making his way over the top when the Stache got up and stopped him.  Stache pulled El Chango down and he dropped right onto the top rope (OUCH).  The Stache, realizing this was not going to be a long match, went right for the door.  By the time he got there, the Wraith had come out and just as the Stache was exiting, the Wraith slammed the door in his face and the Stache flew back into the ring.  The door stood open.  The Wraith motioned to El Chango to exit through the door.  El Chango kept an eye on the Wraith and exited the door winning the match in just under 4 minutes.  El Chango gets to keep the rights to the name “the Desperados”.  El Chango and Leon Teremoto celebrate and then leave.  The Wraith then climbed into the ring and picked up the Stache and threw him into all 4 sides of the cage walls.  The Wraith laughed as he locked the door so that the suits couldn’t get in.  The Wraith then climbed up the cage and nailed a moonsault from the top of the cage onto the Stache below.  Stache was out.  Medics came down with a stretcher but they couldn’t get the door opened. Finally the cage was raised and the medics and suits tended to the Stache. They immediately loaded him up on the stretcher and tried to get him to the back.  The Wraith however was not going to have any of that.  While the Stache was strapped to the stretcher, the Wraith began hitting him with chair shot after chair shot and with no way to defend himself, the Stache took the beating of a lifetime.  Finally, the suits got the Wraith to leave but the damage was done.  The medics resumed taking the Stache to the back, loading him into the ambulance and take off for the hospital like a bat out of hell. 

That is all we have for now.  I’m sure our GM will be addressing all these issues very soon.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #489

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Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Once again, the heat in Phoenix has prompted us to move to a cooler environment so for the next three shows, we will be coming to you from Albuquerque, NM. 

Today’s show starts off with Queen Beckett taking on Felicia Cummings.  Her Royalness has challenged Felicia for her spot in the Ladies Top 10.  After the British Crippler lost the belt and Lady Hermann lost her chance, it’s up to the Queen to try and bring the belt back to the Queen’s Court.  As hard as she tried, Queen Beckett could not keep Felicia’s shoulders down for the three count.  The match was pretty even but after the bell rang bringing this one to a time limit draw, Queen Beckett was frustrated that no one from the Queen’s Court was in the top 10.  She had a look of determination on her face as she headed to the back to confer with the Queen’s Court.  Felicia retains her spot. (20 min draw)

Backstage, Larry Morton is with Phat Sol.  Larry asks Phat why he had all of a sudden had a change of attitude.  Larry says that Jerry Saunders called it saying that the ‘real Phat’ has finally showed his true colors.  Phat tells Larry to shut up.  Phat calls everyone a moron.  Everyone from that dufus Jerry Saunders to management to the fans – all are clueless (the fans in the audience boo him). He says that he more than proved himself in the cage and is now ready to move on to bigger and better things.  Once he sets his sights on a title, that champ better pray for a miracle because that is what will be needed for them to keep their belt.

We go back to the ring for our next match. First, two members of the Huber clan (Junior and Ferb) led to the ring by the Ambassador, make their way to the ring and they are booed.  Next, two members from the Snake family (Leiton and Tobias) make their way out.  Tobias threatens the Ambassador to say out of their business.  The threat was real enough to keep the Ambassador from doing anything.  Junior was kept in the ring most of the time and kept in the Snake’s corner to keep him from tagging out. After about 5 minutes, Junior made the tag to Ferb who, after eating a pedigree facebuster, tagged out again.  Junior comes back in only to be knocked down and eats a frog splash from Leiton.  Disoriented, Junior gets hit with an enzuiguri and falls victim to the three count.  The Snake Brothers get the win in true dominating fashion.  (7 min)

Backstage, Madame Jade and Taylor Bella are arguing about Jade’s interference costing her the match.  Jade kept on apologizing. Taylor says the two need to settle it in the ring.  Taylor walks off with Jade looking sad.

Mr. Wrestling #5 then makes his way to the ring.  He takes the mic and calls out ‘the Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo.  Gumbo surprisingly comes out with no music but he is accompanied by his manager MJ.  MW5 calls Gumbo a coward for the underhanded attack after his loss.  5 states that anytime Gumbo wants another shot at him, he can have it.  Gumbo says that if MW5 wants him again in the ring, he can put his title shot on the line once again but this time, there has to be a winner.  Gumbo says he will accept the match but on the condition that it is a “New Orleans Brawl” style match.  MW5 accepts.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that the match will be made for our next show.  They are then interrupted by 5^th Column member Baron Von Blood. Baron says that he and Gumbo first have some unfinished business and this nonsense with MW5 can wait.  MW5 takes offense to the Baron interrupting them.  MW5 says he has no problem working in the Baron into this match. Baron agrees.  Max, still present, updates the card for the next show.

There is backstage commotion as it looks like the Wraith has once again attacked the Stache.  After he was done and the suits who were back there broke it up, Wraith asked “Forgot about me already?  I think not.”  The Wraith then walked away.

Wilber Townsend (w/ the Ambassador) storms down to the ring and calls for Turnip to show his face.  Turnip comes out and asks if Wilber has something in his ears as he said he was not taking Wilber on but this man is.  Out comes Superquake Ferguson who shakes hands with Turnip and heads to the ring.  Turnip is all smiles and slowly follows him down.  Wilber goes right after the Superquake but ‘quake just shrugs him off. The Ambassador got involved a few times but Turnip was there to even things out.  Ferguson had great ring presence as he kept nullifying the Go To Sleep from Wilber.  Finally, the Ambassador had enough and slipped Wilber a foreign object.  He hits Ferguson once with it and nails a scoop powerslam but only gets the 1 count.  Superquake then tossed Wilber out of the ring but he was back in quickly.  Superquake hits a big foot but Wilber recovers to hit Superquake again with the foreign object and follow it up with a short arm clothesline.  Wilber made the cover and noticed the clock was counting down. The ref’s hand hit the mat three times just before the time limit ran out. Turnip was disappointed.  Wilber called Turnip into the ring but he refused.  Wilber then left the ring and Turnip ran off in fear for his life.  (19:55 match time)

In one of the rooms backstage, Master Bull is having a meeting with his team.  He states that Ravishing Raquel hasn’t won with Bull as her advisor…so what needs to happen?  He asks Raquel to think long and hard on it.  Drew says that has been very successful without Bull’s help so he opts to go solo…the Savior follows suit.  The Fiend says that he’s been doing only so-so and pledges to kick it up a few notches.  Reid says he has not had good luck in the HCW.  He says his loss to Ivan made him do a lot of rethinking.  Reid says that he is going back to the basics – to what made him ‘the Elitist’ and if that means being a jerk once again to everyone just so he can be back at the top of his game, he may have to do it.  Reid then tells Bull that his attitude and the way he manages needs to evolve also.  Master Bull says that the next time he is managing anyone, you will see a clear change in how he conducts business.  Guaranteed.

World Champion King CJ makes an appearance and heads to the ring with a mic in hand.  “Is there no one back there than can give me a challenge?”  Sonic Blade comes out.   Sonic Blade has a mic and tells King CJ that if he wants to fight someone, he is more than willing to accept the challenge.  Just before he gets to the ring, Outback Oscar comes out with his own mic.  “No offense Sonic but I am the top contender for the belt.”  King CJ then interrupts (and throwing a tantrum of sorts).  “what ...what kinda crap is this??!!!! The Franchise cannot believe this crap…we couldn’t have brought in an old legend like sid vixious, flair hell even WHogan??  Someone get me max asap…this is unbelievable you want me the face of your company to kickstart these clowns careers.... risk injury to your 1 and only true star??!!!  You should be kissing my butt not risking injury to your star entertainer for what for this…”  Sonic and Oscar look at each other and both start blasting CJ with lefts and rights until he bailed out of the ring and hightailed it to the top of the ramp.  He still has a mic. “So before you go demanding that your 1 and only true asset get un the ring and defend his title night after night against a bunch of no name no gimmick non talent having losers the king demands that each of these LARP losers face off against each other and then and only then will The Franchise risk his health or some freak injury against the winner of well…a losers match…ahahahahhaha and at that time the King, the Champion will whip the living dog shit out of the biggest loser ahahahahahahha.”  He drops the mic and leaves.  Back in the ring, Oscar looks to Sonic.  “Now that ol’ clownshoes is gone, let’s continue our conversation.  What I was going to say was I am all about equal opportunity.  What do you think…You and me…1:1 to see who should get the next shot?”  Sonic agrees.  Oscar and Sonic shake hands and then leave.

Backstage, Drew the Canadian Love Machine stated that he is getting a shot at the US title tonight.  Drew says that as well as he did with Master Bull in his corner, but now he wants to stand on his own.  He says that Chic cannot hide forever behind that belt.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  First, out comes Taylor Bella.  She is quickly followed out by Madame Jade.  Jade gets in the ring and continues to apologize for what she inadvertently did.  The bell rings and Jade, seeing no way out of this, ATTACKS Taylor.  Jade had control for the first few minutes but then Taylor kicked it into high gear.  Surprisingly, there were only two pin attempts the entire match and Taylor went for both of them. Early on, she hit a sunset flip but Jade was too close to the ropes.  Jade however used every cheat she could muster.  Both women traded blows for the entire match and before we knew it, 20 minutes were almost up.  Jade notices the time on the clock and nails a Jade Breaker but opted to try and inflict more damage.  Taylor hit the ropes and nailed a sunset split.  She hooked both legs (and a bit of the tights) and the ref (fast) counted 1…2…3.  Taylor Bella gets the win and immediately leaves the ring.  Jade is pissed off in the ring and is kicking the ropes.  She complains to the ref about the fast count but then hurls him out of the ring.  She then takes off to the back.  (19:45)

In prepping for his match next, US Champion Superstar Chic Monroe says that finally he gets to put Drew the CLM down for the three count.  Once this happens, he will never have to deal with him again.

It is time for our Main Event:  Superstar Chic Monroe vs Drew the CLM for the US title.  Drew, the Canadian Love Machine comes out first to a huge pop from the crowd.  He looks to be in great shape and is ready for action.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out next and says that there is a lot of time left so he is giving these two all the time in the world AND he is making it a no DQ match – there must be a winner by pin or submission.  Then, the US Champion Superstar Chic Monroe comes out and is holding his title high as he makes his way to the ring from the booing from the fans.  Chic starts off strong and proves why he is the champion.  Drew on the other hand, proved why he was the #1 contender.  Drew looked really good until a tumble out of the ring slowed him down.  Chic would repeatedly whip Drew into the ringside barrier hurting his back. Chic would then continue with the beatdown in the ring but Drew refused to give up.  We pick up the match at the 33 minute mark.

===== In the 33rd minute of the match: =====

Superstar Chic Monroe rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine Roll General Card > 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine Roll Offensive Card > 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a POWERBOMB....

Drew the Canadian Love Machine scores 10 points.

Superstar Chic Monroe attempts to defend against POWERBOMB but is unsuccessful.

Superstar Chic Monroe scores 2 points.

===== In the 34th minute of the match: =====

Superstar Chic Monroe rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine Roll General Card > 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC/TT

Drew the Canadian Love Machine Roll Offensive Card > 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a THROW OUT OF RING....

Superstar Chic Monroe attempts to defend against THROW OUT OF RING but is unsuccessful.

Superstar Chic Monroe scores 2 points.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine scores 6 points.

===== In the 35th minute of the match: =====

Superstar Chic Monroe rolled OC.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine Roll General Card > 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

Superstar Chic Monroe executes a GO BEHIND SLAM....

Drew the Canadian Love Machine Roll Defensive Card > 

Superstar Chic Monroe scores 7 points.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine absorbs the punishment.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine scores 0 points.

===== In the 36th minute of the match: =====

Superstar Chic Monroe rolled OC.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine Roll General Card > 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

Superstar Chic Monroe executes a CRADLE FACEBUSTER....

Drew the Canadian Love Machine Roll Defensive Card > 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine reverses CRADLE FACEBUSTER!

Drew the Canadian Love Machine Roll Offensive Card > 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a LA CASITA....

Drew the Canadian Love Machine scores 0 points.

Superstar Chic Monroe neutralizes LA CASITA.

Superstar Chic Monroe scores 4 points.

===== In the 37th minute of the match: =====

Superstar Chic Monroe rolled OC.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine Roll General Card > 

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

Superstar Chic Monroe executes a STRAIGHT JACKET SUPLEX....

Drew the Canadian Love Machine Roll Defensive Card > 

Superstar Chic Monroe scores 10 points.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine attempts to defend against STRAIGHT JACKET SUPLEX but is unsuccessful.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine scores 2 points.

HANG ON, SOMEONE IS RUNNING IN FROM THE CROWD.   HE IS MASKED.  HE CLIMBS OVER THE RINGSIDE BARRIER AND PULLS DREW OUT OF THE RING.  HE THEN EXECUTES A BRAINBUSTER ON THE FLOOR.  HE THEN ROLLS DREW BACK INTO THE RING.  HE STARES AT CHIC BUT DOES NOTHING.

Superstar Chic Monroe is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Drew the Canadian Love Machine was pinned by Superstar Chic Monroe!!!

Superstar Chic Monroe wins with a STRAIGHT JACKET SUPLEX over Drew the Canadian Love Machine!!!  Chic doesn’t know what to expect so he takes his title and leaves.

The masked man gets into the ring and stands over Drew.  He goes to remove his mask and just before he pulls it off, the camera goes dark…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I guess that is it for today’s show.  I am sure we will figure out who the masked man is at the next show.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #488

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Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Tonight, we will have the Ladies title on the line as the champion the British Crippler takes on the Duchess.  Also, getting out of his comfort zone, the Elitist Reid Rothchild challenges Ivan Dragovich to a Russian Chain match.  GM Max McGillicutty states that the winner of this match will be back in the TV title hunt.  Also, the Steel Curtain and Biceps Bannerman take on the 5^th Column (Karl Braun, Baron von Blood and the Iron Cross Oswald Zimmerman) with the 6 Man Tag Team Trophy on the line.  Also appearing are Southern Belle, Taylor Bella and more.  Let’s get this party started.

The pyros start to go off and we are welcomed to the start of another show...and suddenly everything stops lights go off and the Omegatron lights up....surprise surprise more crap from King CJ  "first of foremost the king would like to welcome everyone to another scrub studded event, and the only way to really kick this garbage off right is to bring the 1 and only star we have to the ring......HIT MY MUSIC!!!!" The Omegatron shuts off pyros kick back in and The Kings music kicks on......  and CJ MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING........"FINALLY THE KING…YOUR CHAMPION… IS BACK IN HIS RING"!!!!!   Finally the **KING*** has graced the Hobo Camp Wrestling with his presence!!!!! Can you dig it suckas!!!!!! Truth be told the king...the franchise...the 1 and only true super star of the HCW is live in living color...and although he may be feeling 100%, his is also 110% sure hes not wrestling tonight (dramatic pause while the crowd boos the hell out of him)....you see the FRANCHISE is not going to risk his career against a bunch of well no name no talent wanna bes just to help this lame organization make a name!!!! This was once the pinnacle of sports entertainment....the  only place to be to really challenge the best of the best...and after wrestle mania it changed to well a who's who of fan boys, and no names chumps the "owners" must have found at an off brand call center ahahahahhaha!!!! With unexciting names and even lamer gimmicks...where do these losers come up with this crap???!!! And yet some how you expect THE KING....THE FRANCHISE to come out here and save you...help 1 of your call center croneys find a name I DONT THINK SO....then you come out here with Independence Day...a ppv to showcase your new name and roster...well it shoulda been called career suicide ....you get a bunch of cactus farmers and tumble weed collectors from nowhere and you hipe and pray that some how some way they are gonna spark a fire and entertain anyone....well the hashtag is NOT IMPRESSED....well fyi during my recent recovery ive Also been scouring the country for new talent, and these are all people i think ...no i know who have a better chance of succeeding here (points to the jumbotron and pictures of sponge bob, larry the cable guy, patrick star fish, and Mr. Socko flash across) and the king laughs....and heres the real deal.... CJ is not i repeat IS NOT GOING TO defend MY TITLE UNTIL its against someone whose actually got some sort of actual experience and draw and C til hes gawdamn good and ready!!!! Franchise out!!!”  (drops the mic and flips off the crowd and rolls out of the ring disgusted)

Our first match of the evening is a spot challenge.  First, over the loudspeakers blares “Gumbo 7:30 says it’s suppa time bitch” and the Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo comes out with his manager MJ.   Tonight, Gumbo is challenging Mr. Wrestling 5 for his spot in the World title lineup.  Next, Mr. Wrestling 5 comes out to an ok pop from the crowd.  Gumbo immediately goes on the offensive but MW5 just absorbs the shots.  MW5 takes Gumbo to the outside of the ring and rams his back into the steel post.  He pulls Gumbo back in and locks in a bearhug and Gumbo immediately taps out.  In just under 3 minutes, Mr. Wrestling 5 retains his spot.   MJ was not happy about this and levels 5 with a steel chair.  Gumbo then locks in the New Orleans Crab and does not let up until refs come from the back and break it up.  Gumbo limps to the back with MJ in tow.  I’m sure Mr. Wrestling 5 will respond to this cheap attack.  (2:45)

In the interview area, the Duchess is being interviewed.  She says she has a real chance to win the Ladies title tonight as long as El Gato Negro keeps her nose out of her business.

We go back to the ring for our next match.  First, out comes Lexy Flexx and she gets a so-so reaction.  Next, Taylor Bella comes out and she gets a 50/50 reaction from the crowd.  Taylor had issued the challenge to Lexy for her spot in the Ladies top 10.  For 10 minutes, Taylor had control of the match and was keeping Lexy at bay.  Then, Taylor’s tag team partner Madame Jade came out and made her way to ringside.  Taylor motioned she was going to throw Lexy to the ropes and wanted Jade to trip her.  Jade turned her back to the ring playing innocent.  Taylor threw Lexy to the ropes but it was reversed and Taylor went over and Jade, not seeing what had happened, tripped Taylor instead and she landed hard on her knee.  Jade turned around and was horrified to see what she just did.  Lexy then locked in a Four-Leg Cloverleaf leglock and Taylor had no choice but to tap out.  Lexy retains her spot.  Madame Jade climbed into the ring and tried to assist Taylor.   She vehemently apologized for what happened and helped Taylor to the back.  (12 min)

The Omegatron lights up…showing the 6 man Tag Champs - The Steel Curtain and their partner, Biceps Bannerman.

Buzz:  Finally, ‘Buck….we get a chance to defend our 6 man tag trophy.  Been a long time coming.  Personally, I would have preferred the team of Itchy, Scratchy and Diaper-Rashy, but since those three idiots dropped the ball we get to defend against The 5th Column.

Bannerman:  It’s says “Vee” Column Buzz…..the Vee Column.

Starbuck:  No man, we talked about the whole Roman numeral thing.  Its 5th…..

Buzz:  Anyway…..  So 5th Column…..you get the chance of a lifetime against the most dynamic tag team since the Freebirds.  The most skilled since Arn and Tully.  The most technical since The Midnight Express.  The Steel Curtain.  And, add the raw, unbridled power of our partner - Biceps Bannerman….you goosestepping idiots are in real trouble.

Bannerman:  Beatdown is coming boys….all the way from the 719….

Buzz:  So who do we have…well there’s the mouthpiece - Ant Graham.  Ant?  His name is Ant?  An ant is a bug, and bugs get stepped on.  Got that ‘mouthpiece’?    Who else….oh - Baron von Slapnutz.  Baron, you made a big mistake doing what you did.  Just because you fought a bunch of jabronis back in where ever the hell your wiener eating ass comes from, doesn’t mean crap to us.  And your buddies….what’s that goofs name…OZ?  Oz?  Wasn’t that a failed Kevin Nash gimmick?  (whisper from Starbuck) OH, his name is Oswald?  Man that sucks.  I got a better one….How about John-Jacob Jingleheimer- Gonna Get His ass whooped.  What, Ivan, that’s your name too?  Well that’s gonna be confusing…so one of you is gonna have to go with Gooseschtepping zee Assenouttahere. 

(laughs from audience and from Starbuck and Bannerman)

Buzz:  So, we’re gonna do you a favor.  We’re gonna Knick-knack-paddy-whack your sauerkraut eating asses back to where you come from, and it won’t be with a bone….it’s gonna be with our boots in your asses!

Starbuck:  Word!

Bannerman:  Woo-woo-woo…..(poses for a few secs).

We go back to the ring for our next match which starts off with Southern Belle making her way out.  She gets on the mic and issues a challenge to Queen Beckett.   Beckett comes out and agrees to take the match.  Belle went toe to toe with her Royalness and looked to be in good form.  All of a sudden, Lady Hermann came down and hit Southern Belle with a chair resulting in a DQ.  Lady Hermann and Queen Beckett continued to attack until a gaggle of refs came out to break it up.  Belle seemed to be ok to walk to the back on her own but needed assistance when she got to the top of the ramp.  (5 ½ min)

GM Max McGillicutty is back in his office and comments that after 3 matches, they’ve barely scratched 30 minutes of tv time.  He says he needs to rethink the rest of the card.  He also announces the cage match between the Stache and El Chango for the 7/17 show.

We go back to the interview area and Larry Morton is with the World Champion King CJ.  Larry asks how Disneyworld was (CJ had Mickey Mouse ears attached to his crown).  CJ says outside of winning the World title and becoming King of the HCW, this was pretty good.  King CJ then cuts a promo.

“you know, I have to say that the talent in this crappy ass federation lacks something…oh I know…talent.  You see, King CJ…your World Champion…is gracing you with his presence so that means an automatic uptick in ratings…as I am the glue holding this so-called federation together, it’s  only fair that the HASHTAG be ever present so give all of your crappy-ass lives meaning.  Even though I did it once before, I feel I need to sing you a song.

I am THE champion, my friends

And I’ll keep on cheating…till the end

Because I am THE Champion; I am THE Champion

I have no time for you LOSERS because I am THE Champion…of the World….

King CJ then starts to walk away but turns around, takes the mic from Larry and then drops it and walks off.

We go back to the ring for more action.  First, out comes Travis “Dark Storm” Ryzing.  He is followed out by Billy Robbins.  The match was practically even.  Billy and Travis pulled out all the stops and just took the match to each other.  The fans were really getting into it and even started to cheer for “Dark Storm”.  Billy climbed the turnbuckle and went for a moonsault but Travis moved at the last second and Robbins crashed hard onto the mat.  Travis then picked up Billy and hit the “Dark Storm Ryzing” and made the cover to get the 3 count.  Travis gets a rare win in this 15 minute contest.

Back in Max’s office, Southern Belle comes in and says that she doesn’t feel like she’s contributing 100% and therefore making herself look bad in the process.  She asks for a leave of absence and Max, after checking to see if she was sure this is what she really wanted, granted it.  Max says she can have up to a month off to determine what she wants to do with her career.  After that time, she can return to the ring or can retire.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  Handsome Hernandez and Wendell Hammerschmidt come out to booing from the fans.  Music changes and out comes “the Gold Standard” Bruce Biltmore and the Hollywood Star.  Hernandez and Wendell attack their opponents as they hit the ring.  This was another short match that saw Hernandez and Wendell control the match until Biltmore and the Hollywood Star began a comeback.  Wendell saw the writing on the wall and brought an end to the match after introducing a chair to the head of Biltmore.  The ref disqualified Hernandez and Wendell.  The Hollywood Star tried get even but a quick double team on the Star and a double slingshot suplex ended any offense he may have had.  Hernandez and Wendell leave the ring to the booing from the fans.  (5 min for the match, 8 min total)

Ivan Dragovich is backstage with his 5^th Column teammates.  Ivan says that he will break Reid Rothchild and make him humble.  Ivan says that his 5^th Column teammates will destroy the “American pig-dogs” and they will take the 6 Man trophy.

The Elitist Reid Rothchild w/ Master Bull makes his way to the ring.  He gets a pop from the crowd.  He gets in the ring and the ref immediately hooks up the Russian Chain.  Ivan Dragovich w/ Ant Graham comes out next.  He is primed and ready for this match.  He gets in the ring and tries to attack Reid but Reid starts swinging the chain around and Ivan bails out of the ring.  It takes a few moments for Ivan to get back in the ring.  While this is going on, GM Max McGillicutty comes out and reminds us that the winner of this match goes back into the TV title hunt.  Once Ivan got hooked up, the two went right at it.  For the first 15 minutes of the match, Reid was beating the holy hell out of Ivan.  Reid seemed more intent on inflicting punishment (he did that in spades) than he was trying to win the match.  Unfortunately, Reid’s quest for revenge blinded him (along with the rubbing of the chain against Reid’s eyes blinding him).  Ivan then spent the next 9 minutes battling back.  Master Bull tried on a few occasions to get Reid back on track but a well-placed chair shot from Ant Graham sent Master Bull to the floor unconscious.  Ivan then hit Reid with a low blow with the chain wrapped around his fist.   He then leveled Reid with a jumping side kick.  Ivan then wrapped the chain around the throat of Reid and dragged him to all 4 corners.  Ivan finally hits the 4^th corner and this one is over.  Ivan Dragovich gets the win and now is back in the title hunt.  After being released from the chain, Ivan locked Reid in the Accolade clutch and refused to let go.  Reid was dripping blood by now.  Ant finally got Ivan to let go just before the decision would have been reversed.  Ivan leaves to incessant booing from the crowd.  Reid is taken out on a stretcher.  (26 min)

Backstage, the Ladies Champion addresses the Duchess:  “Listen Sweetheart, the only reason you are getting this match right now is NOT because you deserve it but because I want to inflict as much damage as I can.  You’re not on the playground anymore Duchess so you’d better be prepared for the fight of your life.”

The ring was just finished being cleaned up and our next match starts.  First, the 5^th Column (Karl Braun, Baron von Blood and Oswald Zimmerman.   The fans continued their booing and it was overwhelming.  Music hits and out comes the Steel Curtain and Biceps Bannerman.  The fans pop HUGE for these guys as they make their way to the ring.  Just as the match begain, the 5^th Column immediately had both Baron von Blood and Karl Braun get injured leaving Oswald by himself.  The champs fought hard but Oswald stayed right with them until his teammates recovered.  The 5^th Column managed to keep Biceps in the ring most of the match.  At the 12 minute mark, Ant started getting involved and his team started to dominate the champs.  With Ant’s help, the 5^th Column began to annihilate the champs.  Ant began to verbally antagonize their foes and Karl tried for a pin but Starbuck made the save.  Braun picks up Biceps and hits an over the knee backbreaker.  He goes for the pin again but Starbuck once again makes the save.  All of a sudden, the Muscles Trio (McGuire, Thorpe and Weasley) all run down, grab chairs and each one hits Buzz, Starbuck and Biceps with the chairs.  The ref immediately disqualifies the 5^th Column for the outside interference which pissed them off to no avail.  Baron von Blood, Oswald Zimmerman and Karl Braun, led by Ant Graham, went after the Trio.  Starbuck and Buzz got to their feet but Biceps, who had been kept in the match the longest, needed help.  The Steel Curtain and Biceps retain their trophy via a DQ.  (25 min)

Backstage, Clarkus Kentus meets up with Turnip Townsend.  Turnip says he no longer wants to be associated with Wilber and is dropping the Townsend name and will only go by Turnip from now on.  Clarkus asks if he will accept the challenge from Wilber.  Turnip says he is NOT accepting Wilber’s challenge as he is NOT a wrestler but “just a scrawny kid”.  Superquake Ferguson comes over and offers to take on Wilber for him.  Turnip happily accepts.

It is time for our Main Event.  First, The Duchess makes her way to the ring to a decent pop from the crowd (most likely because they dislike the champ more).  The Ladies Champ the British Crippler comes out with the rest of the Queen’s Court that includes Lady Hermann and Queen Beckett.  Her Ladyship and Royalness go sit at commentary to scout this one out.  The bell rang and the Duchess ran right at the Crippler…and bounced right off of her.  The Queen’s Court had a good laugh at that.  The Duchess ran at her again but when the Crippler went for a clothesline, the Duchess ducked, it the ropes and hit the champ with a dropkick.  The Duchess was all proud of herself.  That pissed off the champ.  The ref pulled the Champ aside and was whispering something.  He then stepped out of the ring and went to Queen Beckett who handed him (at least it looked like it) a wad of cash!  Holy Cow, is the fix in???  The Duchess nailed the Crippler again with a dropkick and caught her with a cheap shot.  The Duchess then locked in the “All Hail Her Majesty” but the Crippler wouldn’t quit.  The Duchess kept up the assault and the Crippler was just confounded.  The Crippler, after taking a lot of beating, tried to lock in a rear naked choke but the Duchess got out of it.  The Duchess then eye raked the champ and then rolled her up quickly for the (fast count) 1-2-3.  The Duchess just defeated the British Crippler to become the NEW LADIES CHAMPION!  Lady Hermann then charged the ring and tried to get her hands on the Duchess but she was too quick and the Duchess took off back up the ramp.  She stood at the top of the ramp holding her new title high while the Queen’s Court stewed in the ring.  With that, the show came to an end.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #487

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Well, when it rains, it’s a deluge.  Dr. Red Fang is the new Hardcore Champion and even more unbelievable is that King CJ is the new World Champion.  After the last show, he was met backstage by reporter Larry Morton and when asked if he was going to be at the next show, his response was “Hell no…I’m going to Disney World!  But before I go, I have a little song to sing.”

           

            (to the tune from “We are the Champions” by Queen)

            i am THE champion, my friends

and I’ll keep on cheating…till the end

cause I am THE Champion; I am THE Champion

i have no time for you LOSERS cause I am THE Champion…of the World…. (drops the mic)

Our show kicked off with an 8 person elimination match to determine the #1 contender for the Ladies title.  Those participating were Ravishing Raquel, Lady Hermann, El Gato Negro, the Duchess, Kimberly Kiccass, Madame Jade, Southern Belle and Taylor Bella.  Even though technically Lady Hermann is the #1 contender, the Ladies Champion the British Crippler asked for this to happen.  Right off the bat, Southern Belle was eliminated and she was extremely frustrated.  Ravishing Raquel and Lady Hermann eliminated everyone else.  The two once again squared off in the ring but Queen Beckett came down and with a distraction, caused Raquel to get eliminated.  Lady Hermann is now the official #1 contender.  Her celebration was cut short when the Ladies Champ came out and announced that Lady Hermann was NOT getting the next shot but that was going to the Duchess.  She didn’t explain and she walked away.  Lady Hermann and Queen Beckett seemed confused and left the ring to go confront her.  (25 min)

Backstage, in his own private dressing room, Hardcore Champion and his manager Ant Graham are discussing something when a knock sounds from the door and in walks Clarkus Kentus.  “You dare disturb Dr. Red Fang Clarkus Kentus?!?! I should clothesline you out of your shoes! Everyone backstage better get in here and help you!”  Clarkus promptly leaves the room. Ant then presents Fang with a preview of the next wrestling magazine and he IS on the cover holding the Hardcore title.  Fang sort of smiles, snarls and exclaims “Vampire Lunges for Everyone!”

We head back to the ring for our next match.  First, Angry Jack Lawson makes his way to the ring.  He is then followed out by ‘Dude USA’ Mick Rude.  Just as the match was getting started, Angry Jack attacked and drove Mick out of the ring.  He then repeatedly bounced Mick’s head off the steel steps.  Mick just collapsed and Jack went back in the ring.  The ref counted to 10 and before we even got 30 seconds in, the match was over.  Angry Jack Lawson gets the win via countout.  A bunch of ‘suits’ run down to make sure Jack doesn’t do any more damage.  He laughs it off and leaves.  (25 seconds)

We head backstage again where ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild is with his manager Master Bull. Reid proposes a match between him and Ivan.  Reid says he will step into Ivan’s world and propose a Russian Chain Match.  He insults Ivan’s ‘manhood’ and says that if Ivan were a man, he’d accept.  Reid was kind of a jerk here but with all the crap going on between the two, it’s not unexpected. 

We go back to the ring for the next match.  First, Adam Jameson makes his way out.  Next, over the Omegatron flashes “Gumbo 7:30 says its suppa time bitch” and ‘The Ragin’ Cajun’ Rad Gumbo w/ MJ make their way to the ring.   Gumbo goes on the offensive but Adam stays right with him.  Gumbo managed to lock in the Onion twist a few times but Adam kept getting out of it.  Jameson would hit the ‘Adam Bomb’ but MJ was there to make the save.  After a couple of times of interfering, Adam got right into MJ’s face and threatened him with bodily harm if he interfered one more time.  After that, MJ sat at ringside.  Gumbo kept it up on his own until he locked Adam in the Onion lock.  Adam was just getting ready to tap out when the bell rang signaling a time limit draw.  Just as Rad let him go, MJ jumped in and slapped Adam.  That was enough to “wake up” Adam and he chased MJ from the ring.  Rad had to run to catch up to them.  (20 min draw)

Backstage, Ivan Dragovich says he accepts the terms and conditions and says they can do this at the next show.

Phat Sol is backstage and he says finally, he got what he really wanted and that was Jerry Saunders in a steel cage.  Phat promises the unforgiving structure will be the tomb for Saunders and this will be it between them.

We head back to the ring for our 4^th match of the night.  Superquake Ferguson makes his way out first.  He gets a decent pop.  Next, the familiar sound from an ice cream truck sounds and out comes the King of Cones Magnum Kone.  He has a bag with some ice cream he hands out to the kids before getting into the ring.  Superquake immediately blinds Magnum with a vicious eyerake.  Just when it seemed like Magnum was recovering, Superquake eyeraked him again.  Magnum stumbled to the corner rubbing his eyes trying to get his eyesight back to normal.  When he did, what he saw next was Superquake charging him in the corner and squishing him with a splash.  Magnum falls down and Superquake jumps up and flattens him with another splash.  He makes the cover and the ref easily counts to 3.  Superquake Ferguson gets the win in short fashion.  (3 min)

Backstage, Lady Hermann asks the British Crippler why she’s not getting the next shot.  The Crippler states she wants to get some more defenses under her belt before taking on her teammate.  If she can successfully turn away the “fodder”, she will then grant her teammate a title shot.  If somehow she loses, Lady Hermann will be next in line to bring the title back to the Queen’s Court.  She seemed ok with that.

Master Bull comes out and introduces the Fiend.  They head to the ring to a decent pop.  The Fiend’s opponent Perfect Pecs Stoddard comes out posing and flexing.  Pecs tried to take advantage by sneak attacking the Fiend but because of the knowledge provided by Master Bull, the Fiend was able to thwart any cheating tactics by Pecs.  Stoddard tried to use his power to overwhelm the Fiend but it didn’t do much good. Pecs got on an offensive streak and almost had the Fiend down and out.  The Fiend got hurled to the ropes and managed to duck a clothesline and hit a sunset flip.  Just as the ref was making the three count, the bell rang bringing the match to a time limit draw.  Pecs didn’t seem too happy about it so he went after Master Bull.  Bull stayed out of reach but this apparently was a distraction.  In from the crowd came the Hardcore Champion Dr. Red Fang and he blindsided the Fiend and then hit him with the Vampire Lunge and followed it up with a Spider Web lock.  It took a few ‘shirts’ from the back to break up the action.  Ant Graham applauded Fang for his deviousness and congratulated him as Fang made his way up the ramp.  (20 min for the match; 25 for the segment)

We head to the back again and this time Wilber Townsend is beside himself.  He threatens to destroy the back unless he gets Turnip Townsend in the ring.  GM Max McGillicutty threatens him with suspensions and fines if he destroys anything.  Max says that Turnip is not here tonight but he can answer the challenge next show.

We go back to the ring for our title defense of the night which will be for the World Tag Team titles.  First, the challengers the Desperados (El Chango and Leon Teremoto) come out first and they are mostly booed.  Next, MJ comes out to introduce the Tag Team Champions the Smashers.  Those few people who were not booing before all chimed in now. The noise was almost as deafening as at the last show for the people booing King CJ.  MJ and the Smashers head to the ring.  El Chango didn’t seem to be at his best and looked to still be suffering from the prior attack on them by the Smashers.  Smasher #1 and 2 cheated and used MJ to keep them on the offensive.  The Smashers kept themselves fresh by constantly tagging in and out.  They would take turns beating down on each member of the Desperados.  Finally, MJ pulled the hair of Leon Teremoto in front of the ref and almost got his team disqualified.  A distraction happened when the Stache made his way out to ringside.  El Chango shifted his attention and ended up eating a powerbomb by Smasher #1 on the outside.  Leon then got double teamed and then thrown out.  Leon gets counted out and the Smashers retain their titles on a countout.  (13 min).

The Stache goes over to El Chango and stands over him.  He takes a mic.  “If you think that our last match was settling anything, you are wrong. In fact, standing right here, right now, I want to stomp a mudhole in you but I won’t.  However, I will challenge you to one final match that will take place in a STEEL CAGE but there will be more on the line than just bruised egos.   I am the one who came up with the team name of the Desperados.  That name belongs to me but you and Lazy Leon over there decided to take it thinking it was your property.  A stipulation for our match will be that the winner gets to keep the Desperado team name.  Once I get it back, I will find myself a real partner, not one who only looks out for himself.  We will become THE Desperados and you can go back to that little dive bar back in Mexico you came from.”  The Stache really wanted to stomp on El Chango but restrained himself and put the mic down and walked away.

GM Max McGillicutty comes out as stands on the stage as the cage is being lowered into the ring.  Max says that these two will get a full 30 minutes to get this one put to rest. Phat goes right on the offensive but within 2 minutes, a masked man comes to the ring (presumably there for Saunders).  The masked person threw a chain into the ring but Phat intercepted it and used it on Jerry busting him open.  Phat was relentless becoming more and more violent as the show went on.  By the time we got 20 minutes in, both men were bleeding profusely but Phat just kept going and going.   We join the match at the 20 minute mark.

===== In the 20th minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled DC

Jerry Saunders rolled OC/TT

Jerry Saunders executes a CHOKE ON TOP ROPE....

Jerry Saunders scores 6 points.

Phat Sol attempts to defend against CHOKE ON TOP ROPE but is unsuccessful.

Phat Sol scores 2 points.

===== In the 21st minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled DC

Jerry Saunders rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Phat Sol rolled OC.

Jerry Saunders rolled DC

Phat Sol executes a Phat's Enough....

Phat Sol scores 8 points.

Jerry Saunders attempts to defend against Phat's Enough but is unsuccessful.

Jerry Saunders scores 2 points.

Phat Sol is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

Jerry Saunders kicks out of the pin!

Phat Sol gets 6 points for the pin attempt.

===== In the 22nd minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled DC

Jerry Saunders rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Phat Sol rolled OC.

Jerry Saunders rolled OC.

Phat Sol executes a Bodyslam....

Phat Sol scores 9 points.

Jerry Saunders executes a HURL OUT OF RING....

===== In the 23rd minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled OC.

Jerry Saunders rolled OC.

Phat Sol executes a GRIND FACE INTO STEEL CAGE -- BLIND....

Phat Sol scores 0 points.

Jerry Saunders executes a FRANKENSTEINER....

Jerry Saunders scores 10 points.

Jerry Saunders is on defense for 2 more rounds.

===== In the 24th minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled OC.

Jerry Saunders rolled DC

Phat Sol executes a Phat's Enough....

Phat Sol scores 0 points.

Jerry Saunders neutralizes Phat's Enough.

Jerry Saunders scores 4 points.

Jerry Saunders is on defense for 1 more rounds.

===== In the 25th minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled OC.

Jerry Saunders rolled DC

Phat Sol executes a The Phat Phat (brainbuster)....

Phat Sol scores 0 points.

Jerry Saunders neutralizes The Phat Phat (brainbuster).

Jerry Saunders scores 4 points.

Jerry Saunders is no longer on defense.

===== In the 26th minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled OC.

Jerry Saunders rolled OC.

Phat Sol executes a Forearm Smash....

Phat Sol scores 7 points.

Jerry Saunders executes a REPEATED CHOPS TO CHEST....

Jerry Saunders scores 7 points.

===== In the 27th minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled DC

Jerry Saunders rolled OC/TT

Jerry Saunders executes a FRANKENSTEINER....

Jerry Saunders scores 0 points.

Phat Sol neutralizes FRANKENSTEINER.

Phat Sol scores 4 points.

===== In the 28th minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled DC

Jerry Saunders rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Phat Sol rolled OC/TT

Jerry Saunders rolled DC

Phat Sol executes a Bodyslam....

Phat Sol scores 9 points.

Jerry Saunders attempts to defend against Bodyslam but is unsuccessful.

Jerry Saunders scores 2 points.

===== In the 29th minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled OC.

Jerry Saunders rolled OC.

Phat Sol executes a Phat's Enough....

Jerry Saunders executes a 10 SECOND STANDING SUPLEX....

Phat Sol scores 8 points.

Jerry Saunders scores 9 points.

Phat Sol is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Jerry Saunders was pinned by Phat Sol!!!

Phat Sol is attempting to climb out of the cage!

Phat Sol climbs out of the cage!

Phat Sol wins with a Climb out of steel cage over Jerry Saunders!!!

By the time the match ended, (somewhat how Saunders predicted it), the cheering that was going on for Phat Sol turned sour and the fans decided he was nothing more than a bully.   The show came to an end as Phat made his way up the ramp to the booing from the fans but he didn’t seem to care.

That’s all for now.  Stay Tuned for more action.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #486

Hello fans and welcome back to our special Independence Day show.   Today’s show will be a must-see as King CJ makes his return to the ring.  The show kicks off with his Royalness’ music obnoxiously blasting through the speakers and the Hashtag – King CJ – makes his way to the ring.  

“Finallllllly the king....the hash tag has made it back to live television” (he waits for the cheers)…“and wow what a waste of time it is!!!!” (The fans seem confused.  They stop cheering and begin booing him.) “Truly the .hwf...xfl...pms...wait what the hell is this even called??!!! The cheap short sided visions of 2 wannabees behind the desk has left a once reputable, respectable, proud rock in the sports entertainment to what a couple of geeky tech and fan boys in tights??? Ohhh and dont forget the names these losers are coming up with...this looks like the discount rack at your neighborhood piggly wiggly in this podunk back woods town...why am i even here...ohhhh i know because they want to use my name and talent as their new rise to fame!!!! Once again the hashtag is not amused...you 2 morons didnt have enough sense or balls to try to resurrect some washed up old time like hollywood WHOgan or a member of the original four decades ago horsemen...bring back the lame-os from the totally nonsense action crap (shakes his head in disbelief)... so as your king of the ring ...the only legitimate talent and superstar here i am here to DEMAND answers, respect and a gold strap!!! So geek fan boy and fat a55 make this happen or believe me your king...the hashtag maybe taking his talents, and any chance you have at being close to relevant, elsewhere...so ill give you a minute to swallow that burger...get your fat a55 from behind that buffet you call a desk and roll your asses down the isle way..and hopefully it doesnt take all night or you might lose both the losers in the audience and the fat chicks with them”....(he waits for like 5 seconds and then drops the mic rolls out the ring flipping everyone off).

World Champion Axe is backstage and he says he will accept the match.  GM Max McGillicutty says this will be our main event.

The Muscles Trio arrive and tell the cabbie to bring their luggage to their dressing room while they go check out the match lineup for the night.  Just as the cabbie was unloading the bags, the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) arrive.  They tip the cabbie and say they’ll take care of the bags.  Buzz and Starbuck smile and nod and haul the stuff in.

Our first match of the night kicks off with Ant Graham coming out. He introduces Karl Braun and says he will destroy Biceps Bannerman and then the 5^th Column will challenge for the 6 Man Tag Team Titles.  Graham and Braun head to the ring amidst the booing from the fans.  Biceps Bannerman comes out and the fans pop huge.  As expected, Ant Graham interfered multiple times but it was the last one that spelled doom for the manager.  After Graham was done choking Biceps in the corner, Biceps hit Ant with an elbow smash that sent him flying to the floor.  He followed him out and nailed Ant with a Dominator on the floor.  He was done and out.  Biceps re-entered the ring and cleaned house just annihilating Braun.  Before we knew it, the time limit was almost out.  Bannerman caught Braun in a Biceps Crunch (bearhug) but Braun didn’t tap.  Biceps then hit a full nelson lift & slam.  He made the cover and the ref counted 1...2…3 just before the time limit ran out.  Biceps gets the win at 19:57.   The rest of the 5^th Column (Ivan, Oswald and the Baron) ran down but Biceps left before they could do anything.  Baron von Blood gets on the mic and tells Biceps and the Steel Curtain to prepare for the 5^th Column.

                                                                

Backstage, the Steel Curtain dropped off the Muscles Trio bags and after zipping the bags back up, they looked around before leaving the room.

We go back to the ring for the next match.  Former Hardcore Champion Drew, the Canadian Love Machine came out and called out Chic Monroe for interfering in his match.  He challenged the US champion right then and there but Chic said now that Drew was no longer a champion, he didn’t deserve anything.  Drew says he’ll take a non-title match and if he wins, he wants his title shot.  Chic agrees and we have our next match.  Drew took the match to Chic and he was not prepared for the onslaught that Drew brought to this match.  It only took 13 minutes and a Lover Bomb to put Chic down for the 3 count.  Drew wins and it looks like he will be next in line for a shot at the US title.  Chic better be prepared.

Ravishing Raquel is backstage with Master Bull and she says that the only thing Lady Hermann had right was that she underestimated the Ladies Champion.  She says that tonight, she takes on Lady Hermann in challenge for her spot in the top 10.  Raquel says she will not make the same mistake twice.

We go back to the ring for our next match.  First, Ant Graham comes out with the 5^th Column (Ivan Dragovich, the Iron Cross Oswald Zimmerman and Baron von Blood).  Graham says that this match is to see who gets the next shot at the 6 Man titles.   Next, the Muscles Trio (Muscles McGuire, Weasley and Thorpe) make their way out but they appear to have issues.  They are scratching all over.  It appears that someone (I wonder who) put itching powder in the outfits of the Muscles. It was pretty funny watching them scratch each other as well as rub up against the ring trying to get that elusive itch.  Baron and Thorpe start off but Thorpe can’t get rid of his itch.  He jumped out of the ring and the Muscles Trio ran to the back presumably to take showers.  The 5^th Column get the win here in just 30 seconds and will be first in line for a shot at the 6 man tag team trophy.

Clarkus Kentus is backstage with the World Champion the Axe.  Axe says that he’s ready to take on the King but only one of them get to walk out with the title.  Axe says with confidence that he will be the one with his arm raised.

It’s time to go back to the ring for the next match.  Ravishing Raquel comes out with her advisor Master Bull first to a pop from the crowd.   Lady Hermann comes out next and the fans react negatively.  Lady Hermann stops at the stage and she is joined by the Queen’s Court (Queen Beckett and the Ladies Champion the British Crippler).  All make their way to ringside and the Queen and the champ sit at commentary.   Both women fought like the world is at stake.  Master Bull was able to assist but the time limit was not on either person’s side.  Both put their all into the match but time quickly ran out and this one ended in a draw.  Lady Hermann said that she is proud to take on her Court teammate but the Crippler actually seems a bit disappointed as she was (secretly) pulling for Raquel to win.  (20 min draw)

GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that tonight’s match is one for ages.  He says he’s making a change to tonight’s main event.  Tonight, the Axe will have 60 minutes and 3 falls to win or lose the match tonight. 

Music hits and out comes the Hashtag King CJ.  He is booed heavily and he smirks at Max as he saunters down to the ring. Music changes and out comes the World Champion.  The Axe is once again accompanied by his son to the ring.  King CJ wasted no time in immediately attacking the champ before he could get to the ring but the Axe fought him off and once both men entered the ring, the match began.

This was a true slobberknocker that saw King CJ pull out every dirty trick from the book.  He would choke the Axe in the corner, eye gouge and flail away with punches.  At the 4 minute mark, CJ took the Axe to the outside of the ring and after slamming him into the steel steps, he rolled back in to beat the 10 count.  King CJ wins the first fall by countout.  The Axe recovered and re-entered the ring.  Before the second fall could begin, GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that the first fall cannot be the tie as a title would not change hands anyway on a countout so he removes the no DQ rule.  Max says that in order to win the belt, CJ has to win the next two falls.  The second fall began and this must have turned something on within the King. He really went to town on the Axe and try as he could, he could not stop the ferocity that CJ brought to the ring.  After stunning the Axe with a neck snap, he removed the padding on the top turnbuckle.  He then hurled Axe into it but Axe reversed it and tried to hurl CJ into the corner but he reversed it again and Axe hit the exposed bracket hard.  CJ then went out of the ring and grabbed the arms of the Axe and pulled him hard into the steel post.  CJ then climbed back in and pulled Axe to the center of the ring where he applied the guillotine choke.  After about 15 seconds of struggling, Axe tapped out.  CJ just got the next fall but still has one left to go.  (15 min)  The third fall was by far the longest but once again, the King controlled the match.  The Axe got close to a pin after nearly taking off the King’s head with the Axe but CJ knew where he was at all times and instantly grabbed the ropes.  The battle would go on for 20 minutes until King CJ hit the Axe with another neck snap.  Axe picked up King CJ and tried to lock him in a bearhug but the King weaseled out of it and hit a low blow (the ref did not see it) and locked in the guillotine choke again.  The Axe struggled to get to the ropes but CJ had him dead center in the ring.  The Axe then tapped out once again and the third fall came to an end and so did the Axe’s run as champion.  King CJ is awarded the final fall and has become the NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!  The Axe and his son made their way to the back.  The fans were irate and began throwing anything not bolted down at him in the ring.   CJ didn’t care as he put his robe and crown back on and stood in the ring holding the World title as the show came to an end.  (39 min total)

That’s all for now.  Stay tuned for more action to come.