HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 02.08 – ppv fallout (sorry but its another long one)

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Well, there were quite a few shocks that happened at Warzone.  Donnie B and MW3 lost the tag team titles to the Ascension; Bray Wyatt surprisingly defeated Brock Lesnar; and finally the heel turn of Kurt Angle and his beating down CSWA World Champion MW3.  Angle has seemed to align himself with fellow turncoats John Cena and the Caped Crusader.   Our show comes from New Orleans after a day of reprieve after the PPV.  We were given a scoop that there will be a couple of surprises tonight.

The show begins with MJ and the NEW World Tag Team Champions the Ascension making their way down to the ring sporting their new championships.  The fans boo as MJ takes the mic.  “Shut up and sit down.  We’ve got something to say.  The Ascension promised that we would shake the tag team foundation to its core and we did what we said we would do.  Konnor…”  Konnor takes the mic.  “OOOOOHHHH What a rush!  HA HA. We ARE the World Tag team champions.  Do you losers know what that means?  How about I use small words so you can understand.  WE…WON.”  The fans turn the hatred up a notch.  Viktor takes the mic.  “Ohhhhh Yeaahhhhhh.  Dig it.  These belts, which we easily took from those placemats show that we are unstoppable.  We blew through the current roster with ease.  I guess that means if we’re going to defend these titles, it may have to be against some old, retired, has-been team.  Know of any?  HA HA.”  Music interrupts “IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLL…WHAT THE ROCK…IS….COOKIN.”  The Rock makes his way out to a deafening pop.  Rock stands on the stage and the place is just electric.  Rock holds up his hand and his music stops.  We hear a car screech and then Mick Foley comes out and the place blows up again.  The Rock N Sock Connection are here…in New Orleans.

Rock:  well, well….glad you could take time out to join me Mick…being on your comedy tours and all.

Mick Foley:   Thanks Rock…how’s Hollywood?

Rock:  Great Mick….getting ready for Fast and Furious 7 (cheap POP).

MF:  I heard you were filming….right down here…..in The BIG Easy, New Orleans, LA!  (Cheaper Pop).

Rock and Mick Foley make their way down and get in the ring.

Konnor:  Whoa-whoa…what the hell is this?

Viktor:  Field trip from the old folks home, Konnor.  (Laughs)

Rock:  (raising eyebrow):  Oh, Mick, look at this.  Junior and his buddy Skippy here are interrupting our conversation.

MJ:  Hey-hey!  These men are-

Rock:  IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO THEY ARE!

MF:  Know your role Jabroni.

Rock (to MF):  Whoa-whoa-whoa Mick, this ain’t sing along with the Rock….

MJ:  You clowns get out of here.  No one want to see a pair of broken down has-beens…

MF:  Has beens….?  HAS BEENS????  Mama Foley’s baby boy may have a bit of mileage on him, but he’s far from a has-been…

Rock:  Did the Rock hear that correctly?  Did these two pancake assed, slack-jawed, LOD rejects just call the Rock and Mankind, Has-Beens?

Crowd chants “Rocky….Foley….Rocky….Foley….)

MJ:  Hey-

Rock:  (hold up hand in a Stop Motion):  -is for Jackasses….now….shut your damn mouth Jabroni.  If the Rock, or Mankind want to hear anything out of you….one of us will beat it out of you.  Now, to the two trained chimps in the shoulder pads behind you….just because you dress up in your little make-up….put on your Pop Warner shoulder pads…..start running around, stick out your tongues and yelling ‘oh what a rush’ like a pair of jackasses….and you call the Rock n Sock Has-beens….the man to my right is a multiple time Heavyweight Champion, WWE CHAMPION, Tag Team Champion and the Original Hardcore Legend .  Cactus Jack….Mankind….Dude Love….MICK FOLEY….

(cheers….huge POP)

Rock:  And you are looking at the MOST ELECTRICFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT, BASIC CABLE, EXPANDED CABLE, HBO, THE SILVER SCREEN-   ONE OF THE BIGGEST BOX OFFICE DRAWS ON THE PLANET.  A WWE CHAMPION, WORLD CHAMPION, UNDISPUTED CHAMPION AND…….THE PEOPLE CHAMPION…..(huge pop)….AND HE IS KNOWN BY ONLY ONE NAME JABRONI….

(crowd chants ROCK!  Rock!)

Rock:  THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LALALALALALALALALALALALLALALA   ROCK!

MF:  You two think that cuz you had to cheat to be the Champs…and get those shiny belts that you are somehow the New LOD.  Well girls, I have faced, ON MANY OCCASSIONS…..The REAL LOD, and you GIRLS ARE NO LOD!  BANG-BANG!!

Rock:  I heard that for Mardi Gras, you pancake-asses couldn’t find a hotel here in Da Big Easy…..well, the Rock has a place for you….and he’s gonna tell you where in a little song…

MJ:  We don’t have time….

Rock:  Know your Role…..and shut your MOUTH!

(Rock gets guitar and starts playing Heart Break Hotel):

Rock: 

    Well since you came on The Rock Show….

                Started running your big fat mouths….

                Trying to talk some smack about Rock and Sock….

                Looking as stupid as all Hell…..

                Well, you traveled the whole damn city,

                Couldn’t find a room for rent….

                But come on down to Jabroni Drive,

                And check your ass into the….Smackdown Hotel…

                You’re gonna get Socko’ed baby…..you’re gonna get Rock-Bottomed…

                You’re gonna get your ass beat so bad…MJ’s gonna cry….

MJ:  We’re not going to defend our newly won titles against two has-beens who only show up when they need an extra pay day.  You have to EARN it.  Just like we did.

Mick Foley: Rock, I seem to think that they are afraid of putting the titles on the line against us.  If we are has-beens, what is there to fear?

Rock:  Come on you LOD knockoffs, put the title on the line.  What’s the worst that can happen?  We prove you are a flash in the pan?

MJ:  Fine. We accept.  (The Ascension look at him awkward)  Show us how big and bad you really are.

Mick Foley:  Have a nice day.

The Ascension and MJ leave the ring and then are eventually followed out by Rocky and Mick.

We are shown a clip from the PPV that has Velvet Sky telling Angelina Love that she got fired and Angelina hugs her but secretly smiles. Angelina helps Velvet with her bags, and she tries to hold back her excitement, she hugs Velvet one last time.  As Velvet Sky is walking away, we hear Angelina say ‘finally’.  Not sure what is going on here.  Why is she happy about her partner losing her job?

We finally get our first match of the night which has Beer Money taking on two new guys.  The new guys are called Kalisto and Solomon Crowe and they are accompanied to the ring by a young lady – HEY, that’s the woman who distracted AJ Lee at the PPV.  We learn her name is Paige.  Paige leads her team to the ring and they are followed out by Beer Money.  The American Wolves then made their way out and sat at ringside.  This definitely threw Storm and Roode off their game.  Kalisto and Crowe took Beer Money to the limit and even was out wrestling them at multiple times during the match.  Finally the bell rings ending this match with a draw and the Wolves hit the ring and attacked Beer Money.  Eddie Edwards catches James Storm with a superkick (which Storm also uses as a move) and Richards hits Roode with the DR Driver.  Beer Money bail and have shocked looks on their faces as the Wolves try to get them back in the ring but eventually Beer Money leaves. (30 min draw)

John Cena comes out and the crowd starts to get worked up.  John has a mic.  “Simmer down, simmer down.  I really don’t know why you are all getting worked up over my change of heart.  You’ve been chanting ‘Cena Sucks’ for years and now when I try to figure out where I want my career to go, you all get in an uproar.  Well, I’ve had enough.  You want to chant that I suck, well guess what…YOU SUCK.  That’s right.  All you dumb-ass IWC marks; you suck.  You know what, instead of camping out in your mother’s basement eating chips off your chest and playing Halo 2, go get a life.  Instead of trolling the internet looking for things to complain about; get a life.  I don’t give a rats-ass what you think, what you want or what you think you’re entitled to.  From now on, like my friend Kurt Angle said at the PPV, it is all about the ‘I’; or in this case, ME.  I will be teaming up with my new bud the Caped Crusader and we will turn the world of wrestling on its ear.”  Cena drops the mic and walks out to the booing from the fans.

The American Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) storm into GM Hulk Hogan’s office and they demand the heads of Beer Money (James Storm and Bobby Roode).  Hogan tries to get them to calm down but they say that these cowardly attacks from Storm and Roode have hit their limit.  They tell Hogan to make something happen soon or they will.  They storm out of his office.

Paige is walking around the back when she is approached by AJ Lee.  Lee confronts her about the distraction at the PPV.  Paige just shrugs it off but AJ won’t let her off that easy.  AJ grabs her by the shoulder and whips her around.  Paige doesn’t like that and hits AJ with a forearm smash across AJ’s face.  Paige just skips off.

HWF World and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt makes his way to the ring.  Wyatt says that he has found 2 new wrestlers to bring under his wing and lead them on to glory.  He introduces…Casey Jones and #ConanJones.  The Jones boys come out and the fans are confused.  Why would they team with Bray.  Casey gets on the mic and tells us he is changing his name.  He will now be known as #CaseyJ.  Conan takes the mic and says he will be known as #ConanJ.  He then goes on a rant.

“We....the Jones' are the meat and potatoes...and maybe we got left off the PPV.......will the fluff...and spoiled milk made the show????? Wtf......glitz and glam, hot air and smoke being blown ..... the C@cksucker Wussie and Fluff/ Hasbeen Wishywashy Fagazis have it out for the REAL talent......that’s ok.....I’m sure jerry springer has more non-stop action than these guys......or maybe we should just tune into the 1980s wwf animated superstars to see hogan and these clowns in their prime.”  (Editor’s note:  we just figured out he was talking about former Tag team champs Donnie B and MW3).  Bray took the mic from him and just shook his head.   They are up next in 6 man competition. 

Bray Wyatt and the Jones boys are taking on Kevin Steen, Curtis Axel and Jack Swagger.  These guys (Steen seem to have addressed whatever issue was going on between them.  We saw a LOT of triple teaming from both teams but it was the Jones Boys, led by Bray Wyatt, who owned the match.  At the end of the match, Axel was beating down on Wyatt but then Kevin Steen did a blind tag and said that “he’s got this”.  Bray recovered and hit a short arm clothesline.  #CaseyJ took out Curtis Axel and #ConanJ took out Jack Swagger.  Bray then connected with Sister Abigail and rolled Steen up for the 1-2-3.  Bray and the Jones boys are victorious in their first team up.  (22 min) 

In the back, Master Bull (aka the Bullster) and Hulk Hogan are chatting about a future Beer Money / American Wolves match.  Both men agree that this needs to happened sooner rather than later and agree that at the next show, all four men will see action but it will be in singles competition.

Our next match is another 6 man competition.  This time, the Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Ryback) are taking on the newly formed ‘Team Me’ of John Cena, Kurt Angle and the Caped Crusader.  Team Me was definitely in control of the match until Dolph Ziggler came out and rushed the ring with a steel chair.  He went right after John Cena which caused the DQ.  Cena, Angle and CC get the win.  Cena took a chair shot but the Caped Crusader hit Dolph with the WAM!BAM!POW and it was enough for them to get out of the ring and off to safety.  Kurt was further up the ramp than his teammates and he was met by the CSWA World Champion MW3.  MW3 caught Angle and hit the MW2 kneelift.  Cena and CC grabbed Kurt and they booked it out of there.  (16 min)

We are ready for the next match that pits Adam Rose and Adrian Neville against the Dust Brothers. The Dust Brothers were in control for 24 minutes but then double teaming on Goldust changed the pace of the match.  Rose beat down on Goldie until he (Goldust) hit the Shattered Dreams.  Stardust then tagged himself in.  There were words between the Dust Brothers and Goldust shoved Stardust.  Stardust turned around and got caught with a swinging fisherman’s Suplex.  Rose made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  After the match, Stardust got into a yelling match with Goldust and walked out on him.  (29 min)

GM’s Master Bull and Hulk Hogan come to an agreement on tonight’s main event. It will be the Rock N Sock connection taking on the Ascension in a non-title match.

We go back to the ring where David Otunga is already waiting.  His opponent tonight is Kane and their match is for the X-Division Title.  Otunga got ONE offensive move in and that was a clothesline that did little against Kane.  Kane shrugged it off and hit the Chokeslam from Hell and pinned Otunga in just under 2 minutes. 

We are treated to a live stream interview with the American Dream Dusty Rhodes.  Rhodes says he will be at the next show to address the situation going on between Goldust and Stardust.

It is time for our Main Event: Rock N Sock Connection vs the Ascension for the World Tag Team Titles.  Before the match could begin, GM Master Bull came out and told us that the match was created without the approval from the GM’s but this is what is best for business so he will allow this match to happen.  Unless they win the titles, this will be the only time we’ll see this team again.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that the match needs to be called fair and square and says we need a special guest referee.  He introduces the Caped Crusader.  CC says he will call it right down the middle as he fights for Justice.  The Rock N Sock Connection are introduced and the place just goes crazy.  Rock and Foley (dressed up as Mankind) head down to the ring.  Next, MJ comes out and introduces the NEW World Tag Team Champions Konnor and Viktor – The Ascension.  All 3 men head down to the ring. 

The bell rings and Konnor charges the Rock who immediately hits a Rock Bottom. Konnor immediately tags out to Viktor.  Viktor comes in and receives a kick to the gut and then is dropped with a DDT.  He tags back out.  Finally, the Ascension get their heads on right and take the fight to the Rock.  All 4 men end up slugging it out in the ring.  Mankind locks Viktor in the Mandible Claw and Konnor throws Rock out of the ring.  Viktor is tagged in and Rock immediately hurls him out of the ring.  Viktor is back in and hits a Russian leg sweep.  He tags back out and Konnor is immediately DDT’d.  Rock goes for the pin but Viktor breaks it up.  MJ creeps behind Mankind and hits him with a chair.  (on a side note, Caped Crusader let the Ascension tag in an out as they saw fit.  He would not pay attention when Foley would try to get in but he claims to have not seen the tag so he would send Mick to the outside time and time again).  Foley jumps down and goes after MJ who scurries off.  Konnor and Viktor take Rock out of the ring and hit the Fall of Man on the floor.  All of a sudden, #CaseyJ and #ConanJ make their way out.  They rush the ring and attack the Ascension causing the DQ.  The Ascension retain their tag team titles via DQ.  Mick makes his way back down and attacks the Ascension.  Konnor and Viktor beat him down until the Rock is back in for the save.  Rock Bottom to Konnor and Viktor (the Jones boys ran away after their interference) and they roll out of the ring.  Rock turns to the Caped Crusader who has a look of fear in his eyes.  Rock stops just short of another Rock Bottom and gives him to Mick Foley.  Foley hits a DDT and then locks in the Mandible (Socko) claw.  CC eventually gets away.  The show comes to an end Rock and Foley celebrating with the fans.

Stay tuned as things are starting to get interesting.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 02.07 – WARZONE PPV

Hello Fans and welcome to our first PPV of the 2015 season – WARZONE!  This show is expected to look like a warzone after all is said and done.  There are a fantastic set of matches happening tonight with numerous titles on the line.  Last year at this time, Brock Lesnar was the HWF World Heavyweight Champion.  Could he become the champion 1 year later?  Also, Ravishing Raquel walked out of Warzone last year with her Diva’s title intact.  This year, she and the Women’s Champion AJ Lee put both titles on the line with one person (maybe) walking out with both titles. 

The show begins with Pyro going off and the fans explode.  At first, we are treated to our two GM’s – HWF’s Master Bull and CSWA’s Hulk Hogan.  Bull takes the mic first.  “Hello and welcome to WARZONE. (cheap pop) Everything that has transpired over the last 6 weeks has been leading us to this point.”  Hogan then added on.  “With the Hulkster and the Bullster in the house, brother, there isn’t anything we can’t pull off.  Bull and I have a working relationship and it will benefit YOU, the fans.” (cheap pop)  Bull continues.  “The show is stacked and packed and ready to explode.  Let’s get this party started.”  Bull and Hogan leave.

We cut to the back where HWF World and Undisputed Champion Bray Wyatt is standing.  Bray says that Brock Lesnar is a terrible fate that awaits the unprepared opponent but Bray is more than prepared.  He will slay the Beast and reign supreme at the top of the HWF.

More pyro goes off as our first match begins.  The show kicks off with a title match.  First, Shield member Ryback makes his way out and then is followed by the North American and Hardcore champion Big Show.  Only the North American title is on the line tonight.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and tells us that each title match for both HWF and CSWA titles will be best of 3 falls 60 minute time limit matches unless otherwise pre-determined.  Ryback and Big Show went toe to toe for a solid 8 minutes.  Ryback went for the meathook but Show ducked and then hit a huge chokeslam.  He made the cover and got the first fall win.  The next round went a bit longer and for the majority of it, both men continued fighting toe to toe.  The tide ended up changing and favored the champion who took over after hitting the Cutting Edge.  After that, Ryback just wasn’t the same.  Finally, Show climbed to the top turnbuckle and hit Ryback with a clothesline.  When both men hit the mat, it sounded like a cannon went off.  Show covered Ryback and got the 1-2-3 at the 20 minute mark.  Big Show retains the North American title.  (28 min total)

Brock Lesnar is in the back and he says he will bring Bray Wyatt a fight like he’s never seen before. He will deliver a hailstorm of fire and Bray will not survive.  Brock says that he will walk out as the World Champion and before the end of the night, he will add the Undisputed Heavyweight title to his list of championships.

Our second match of the night takes us to tag team action with the Miz-fits taking on Pick and the Axe (or Pain in the Ass is you prefer).  The Band makes their way out first and are booed all the way down to the ring.  The Miz-fits (The Fiend and the Miz) come out and the fans pop for them.  They rush the ring and of course, the Band bails.  The Miz-fits tried to get the Band to get in the ring but they just wouldn’t get in.  The Band threatened to leave if the fans wouldn’t shut up.  Finally, it took GM Master Bull to come out and threaten that if the Band didn’t get in the ring, he would fire them on the spot.  Finally, they got in the ring and the match began.  The Band took the match to the Miz-fits and stayed in control for the whole match.  The only issue was they could not get a 3 count on their opponents.  Quick and constant tags from the Miz-fits kept them (relatively) fresh.  The match ends up going to a 30 minute time limit draw.  After the match was declared over, Axe grabbed a chair and blasted both the Fiend and the Miz with it.  He drops the chair and he and Dirk Devon leave the ring.  Man, our fans do NOT like these guys.

We cut to the back where Team Warrior (Super Warrior, the Warrior of Truth and the Scorpion Warrior ) are pacing.  Super Warrior looks to the camera and says “ Here me my warriahs.   Tonight, Team Warriah will go to war with a trio of Normals whose only commonality is the letter A...  My brothers in paint and I were FORGED IN BATTLE and are BONDED BY BELIEF in the WAYS OF THE WARRIOR.  With the Scorpion Warrior and the Warrior of Truth at my side, nothing will stop us as we honor HE who came before…the Ullltamite Warriahhhhhh.  Tonight we prove ourselves to be superior and take the 6 Man Titles from those who are UNWORTHYYYYY!  ”

We go back to the ring for our 3^rd match which is for the 6 man tag team titles.  GM Master Bull says that since there are so many participants, this one will be one fall, winner takes all.  First, Team Warrior makes their way to the ring.  The fans pop huge for all of them make their way down.   Next, they are followed out by the champs, the A-Team (Abyss, Antonio Cesaro and ‘the Man’ Austin Aries).  This one went for 19 minutes and saw triple teaming from both teams.  Sting and Abyss started off the match and really beat the snot out of each other.  Towards the end of the match, Team Warrior triple teamed Abyss for 2 minutes.  Aries and Cesaro had been disposed of on the outside.  After the ref cleared Scorpion and Super Warrior from the ring, Truth hit a scissors kick on Abyss. He made the cover.  1….2….3.  Team Warrior has just defeated the A-Team and are now the NEW 6 MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.  They celebrate in the ring until the Ascension and Kane came out and stood on the stage.  They did not make a move for the ring but only motioned that they would be taking those titles and soon. (19 min)

There is a short break as a Steel Cage is being set up. This will be for the HWF World title match between Bray Wyatt and Brock Lesnar.   Finally the cage is up and Brock’s music hits and he makes his way to the ring.  Brock gets in the ring and is pacing back and forth.  He is a man determined.  Next, out comes the World Champion Bray Wyatt.   If Bray loses the title here, he will be forced to put the Undisputed title on the line at the end of the show.  This match is also best of 3 falls. Before the match could begin, Bray pulled out some brass knuckles and hit Brock in the side of the head.  After the bell rang, it was all Bray as Lesnar could not regain his composure.  It only took 4 minutes, a lifting sideslam and Sister Abigail to give Bray the first fall.  Bray owned the second fall that went a lot longer than the last.  Brock just couldn’t recover from that brass knuckle smash Bray cheap-shot him with before the match could begin.  Brock did manage to bust Bray open early but his equilibrium was off and he could not capitalize.  Bray would battle back and then catapulted Brock into the cage busting him open.  Bray made the quick cover and got the 1-2-3.  Now he had to get out of the cage.  He started making his way up the cage but Brock recovered enough to stop him.  Bray pushed him off and then hit an insuguri that connected with Brock’s head and he went down.  Not wanting to waste any more time, Bray went to the cage door and exited.  Bray Wyatt has just defeated Brock Lesnar to retain the HWF World Title.  This means that the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship is NOT on the line tonight.  This did not sit well with GM Hulk Hogan who came out and told Bray that he was not getting off easy.  The Undisputed title would in fact be defended tonight.  Bray picked up a mic.  “I defeated the Beast but because he did not win the World title, it won’t be him.”  Hogan says “You’re right, brother.  However, it is the OTHER World Champion I’m referring to.”  Out comes MW3.  The crowd pops.  Hogan says that MW3 and Donnie B are defending the tag titles tonight and MW3 has agreed to fight a second match and it will be for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.  Bray is not happy.

Back to the interview area and Southern Belle and Fusion Valentine are being interviewed.  When asked about the possibility of one of them losing their jobs, Belle says “Fusion and I have come too far to lose at this stage. Our time is now.”  Fusion promises they will bring 100% and prove that they belong in the Beautiful People.

We go back to the ring and our next match is another tag team match with the Desperados (the Stache and El Chango) taking on ECIII and Rockstar Spud.  Stache and El Chango come out wearing long trenchcoats with their sponsors logos plastered all over them.  They look like walking billboards.  The fans pop for them and they shake the hands of the fans as they head to the ring.  Music hits and out comes Ethan Carter III and Spud.  The fans do not like them and shower them with booing and hissing their entire trek to the ring.  Master Bull comes out and says that he promised that this match would have specialty rules.  He has decided, with some fans he polled, that this would be a Houston Street Fight rules match.  Trash cans, stop signs and a kitchen sink all made their way into the ring during this 21 minute no-holds barred match.  El Chango and the Stache both took turns beating down their opponents.  Towards the end of the match, El Chango hits Spud with a clothesline that took both of them over the top rope.  El Chango then climbed up to the top turnbuckle and launched himself onto Spud and both crashed on the floor.  Back in the ring, ECIII set up for the One Percenter but it got reversed and was tossed to the ropes.  Stache bounced off the ropes and hit the Lasso (clothesline) taking down Ethan.  The Stache makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3 just after the 21 minute mark.  El Chango makes it back in the ring and the Desperados soak in the cheers from the fans before making their way to the back.

World Tag Team Champions Donnie B and MW3 are being interviewed.  MW3 promises that he will give his all in both the tag team title match as well as his match against Bray Wyatt for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.  Donnie B says “Let’s do this.”  Both men shake hands.

We cut to another interview area where Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel and Women’s Champion AJ Lee are participating in a collaborative interview.  They agree to keep it clean and Raquel says “May the best Champion win.”  AJ says just before leaving “Oh, don’t worry; she will.”

We go back to the ring for our women’s tag team match.  Southern Belle and Fusion Valentine are taking on the Beautiful People (Angelina Love and Velvet Sky).  The person who gets pinned will be out of a job and the three remaining people will be the NEW Beautiful People.   During this match, Belle and Valentine had more offensive moves but Love and Sky did more double teaming to make up for that.  At one point, Fusion Valentine grabbed both the heads of Velvet and Angelina and bashed them together.  Angelina fell off the apron and to the floor.  Fusion then dragged Velvet over to her corner and tagged in Belle. Velvet connected with a weak dropkick but Belle hit the Southern Swing.  She made the cover and got the win.   Southern Belle and Fusion Valentine are now part of the Beautiful People and Velvet Sky is now out of a job.  Sky leaves the ring on her own. (17 min)

Bray Wyatt is in the back and he has a mic.  “My good man, MW3.  I have to say that fate that Brock Lesnar met with will also apply to you.  I am afraid that there is no way you are winning MY title tonight.  Also, soon, very soon, I will introduce to the world 2 men I’m taking under my wing.  But tonight, MW3, Sister Abigail has decreed that you are leaving empty handed.”   He then starts laughing uncontrollably.  

We go back to the ring for the World Tag Team title match.  First, out comes the Ascension with MJ.  They are booed by the fans.  Next, out comes the champions ‘The Original Big Daddy’ Donnie B and the CSWA World Heavyweight Champion MW3.  GM Hulk Hogan came out and pointed out that the Ascension have had a lot of time limit draws as of late and this match is too important to leave to chance.  He is making this a 60 minute match but is still best of 3 falls.  The first fall is totally owned by the champs.  They beat the living snot out of the Ascension showing exactly why they are the champs.  Konnor and Viktor have never looked so bad in any match to date.  Donnie B gets the first fall in 15 minutes after hitting Konnor with the Lights out brainbuster.  The second fall saw the dominant team of the Ascension rear their ugly heads. 5 minutes in, Konnor pulls MW3 out of the ring and the rams his (MW3) back into the steel post.  He throws MW3 back in and Viktor nails a huge bodyslam to get the next fall.  (6 min).  Now it is time for the 3^rd and final fall.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says he is extending this time limit to 60 minutes – just in case.  Donnie B knew his partner was hurt so he took his place in the ring.    The Ascension tore through the champs like wet paper.  Donnie B got injured and was dumped out of the ring.  MW3, having mostly recovered, got into the ring but was double teamed for 3 minutes (who by the way, surprisingly still held his own).  Viktor goes out of the ring and bashes Donnie B’s head into the steel post busting him open.  Bray Wyatt comes out and distracts MW3 which allows Konnor to hit a powerslam on MW3.  Konnor then climbs to the top rope and yells (DIG IT) and hits a flying elbow drop.  Konnor makes the cover and the ref counts 1…2…3.  The Ascension have just won the World Tag Team Titles.  Holy Crap.  The fans start throwing tons of junk into the ring in protest but the Ascension don’t care.  MJ raises their hands and they celebrate in the ring.  Finally they leave and the influx of junk hitting the ring ceases.  MW3 goes out to help his tag team partner who is lying in a pool of blood.  They call for medics who help take Donnie B to the back.

We take a 5 minute break for the cleaning crew to come out and clean the ring.  A video is shown of the history between AJ Lee and Ravishing Raquel.

It is time for the match to determine who will be the Undisputed Women’s Champion – Women’s champion AJ Lee comes out first and then is followed by Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel.  GM Master Bull comes out and says that there is a lot at stake and does not want to see this end on a DQ or countout so he is making this one fall, 60 minute time limit to allow both women to do what they need to.  Fortunately, they did not need the full time limit but used the time they had and blew the roof off.  This had to be one of the best matches of the night with both women giving their all.  Raquel was in the lead (in way of points) at the 17 minute mark but after 45 seconds of being trapped in the Black Widow, it drained her BUT she did NOT quit.  AJ began battling back with renewed passion. AJ hit the Shining Wizard and the ref counted 1…2… KICKOUT.  Amazingly, Raquel somehow managed to kick out to survive, even if only for a few more minutes.  AJ hit it a second time and Raquel kicked out a second time. AJ stood there shaking her head in disbelief.  Suddenly, a female fan who was sitting at ringside (she’s a looker – I wonder how we missed her before) started to call out to AJ.  AJ looked at her but then dismissed her.  AJ hit a cross arm sit out slam and the fan at ringside called out again.  AJ left the ring to find out what this fan wanted.  She was only gone a few seconds but seemingly it was all Raquel needed to recover.  AJ got back in the ring and hit a neckbreaker.  AJ went to the corner and charged but Raquel caught her in mid-stride and hit the Simply Ravishing.  She makes the cover and the ref counts 1…2…3.  Ravishing Raquel has just defeated AJ Lee to win the Women’s title and now she is the UNDISPUTED Women’s Champion.  Raquel collapses in the ring and her husband ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild and the other members of Prestige Inc. hit the ring and congratulate Raquel.  Reid raises Raquel’s arm and then plants a big ol’ kiss on her.  Prestige Inc. all leave the ring together.  The fans are really behind Raquel.  We never did find out who that fan was.

MW3 is being interviewed minus Donnie B who is still being attended to by medical.  MW3 says they put up a hell of a fight and the Ascension were just too much.  However, he and Donnie B will be seeking a return match in the future and when the time comes, they will be prepared.  However, tonight, he has a chance to win the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.  “I’m not really happy that I just went through hell and have to wrestle again after you had 90 minutes to rest but as the CSWA World Champion, I don’t back down from any challenge.  I’m gonna bring what I got; you bring what you’ve got; roll the dice and we’ll see what happens.”

GM Hulk Hogan comes out and introduces CSWA World Champion MW3 who makes his way to the ring.  GM Master Bull then comes out and introduces the (still) HWF World Champion – the man who defeated the beast – and the current Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt.  Master Bull says that this will be a Lights Out rules match.  With the Undisputed title, it is one fall, winner takes all.  MW3 put up a solid show against Bray but the damage he took from his earlier match against the Ascension took its toll.   As the match continued, Bray took MW3 out of the ring and hit a piledriver on the exposed concrete.  MW3’s offense ended pretty much after that.  Bray pulled MW3 back into the ring and hit Sister Abigail for the win.  Bray Wyatt retains the Undisputed Heavyweight title. 

After the match, Kurt Angle’s music hits and he runs down to the ring.  He goes right by Wyatt and starts stomping on MW3.  He picks him up and hits 3 German suplexes followed by the Angle Slam.  Kurt picks up the CSWA World title and holds it over his head.  Kurt asks for a mic.  “I’ve done everything by the book and look where it got me…absolutely nowhere.  I stood up for the fans and where did it get me…absolutely nowhere.  Now, it is my turn.   This is all about ME.  My 3 I’s are now I, I, and I.  This schmuck doesn’t deserve to be World Champion.  I will get MY title back.”  He turns and then kicks and stomps on MW3 until he falls out of the ring.  “I am the Olympic Gold Medalist.  I will be World Champion again.  From this day forth, I will only align myself with people who are like me...all about the ‘me’.  Here are two of those guy now.”  Out comes John Cena and the Caped Crusader.  The fans boo.  Kurt drops the mic and the CSWA World title and leaves the ring.  The show then comes to an end.

Thanks for reading.  Be sure to stay tuned as there will be some serious fallout from this show.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 02.06 – two separate shows

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  The Warzone PPV is this Sunday and we actually have two shows being held simultaneously with one in San Antonio and one in Austin.  HWF GM Master Bull was in attendance at the show in San Antonio and CSWA GM Hulk Hogan was at the Austin show.  Here are how those shows broke down.

San Antonio Show

Lucas Johnston vs AJ Styles – Johnston once again got a very ‘lukewarm’ reaction from the fans and he just wasn’t happy about it.  30 seconds into the match, AJ tosses Johnston from the ring and he just walks out.  He didn’t even turn around.  The ref awards the match to AJ Styles but then out comes the Samoan Submission Machine Samoa Joe.  Joe says that AJ didn’t even have a chance to get warmed up so he is here now to give him the match the fans really want to see. 

AJ Styles vs Samoa Joe – the shortest match of the night is followed by the match tied for shortest match of the night.  30 seconds in, Joe takes AJ out of the ring and nails a muscle buster on the concrete.  Joe barely makes it back in before the 10 count.  Joe gets the win via CO and we now just had 2 matches that had less air time than it took for me to write these results.

Next up we have Tyson Kidd vs Stardust w/ Goldust – Tyson owned this entire match but it wasn’t until a mishap brought this one to a close.  After we got to 29 minutes of fighting, Goldust hopped up on the ring apron.  Stardust tried to whip Kidd into the corner but it was reversed and Stardust crashed hard into his partner.  Tyson caught Stardust coming out of the corner with a back spin kick and covered him for the 1-2-3 seconds before the time limit bell would ring.

In the back, Tyler Breeze is being interviewed and he says that Buff Austin’s days as champion end tonight.  Breeze says he’ll be walking out of the match tonight as the champ.

Back to the ring we go for our next match which has Jeff Hardy taking on Randy Orton.  This one went 16 minutes and had an impressive showing from Orton.  At the end, Hardy threw Orton over the top rope but he landed on his feet.  He then hopped over the top rope and caught Hardy with a flying dropkick.  With a little tug on the tights, Orton gets the pin.  I don’t think the tight pulling was necessary but Orton doesn’t play by the rules.

Intercontinental Champion Buff Austin says that tonight, he cements his legacy when he defeats Tyler Breeze.  When asked “what legacy?” Buff gets pissed off and leaves.

Next we have Awesome Kong taking on Natalya Neidhart for her spot.  Awesome Kong catches Natalya in a choke slam and scores the pin at the 8 minute mark.  Awesome Kong moves up in the rankings.

Next on the card we have Rockstar Spud vs ‘Bad News’ Wade Barrett for his spot.  In 13 minutes, Barrett locks Spud in an abdominal stretch and gets him to tap out.  Barrett retains his spot.  As he leaves, he tells Spud “I’ve got some bad news for you.  You lost.”

It is time for our main event which has Tyler Breeze challenging IC Champion Buff Austin for the title.  Master Bull comes out and says this is best of 3 falls. In 16 minutes, Breeze scores the first fall after nailing a bodyslam on Austin.  15 minutes later, Breeze nails a superkick out from nowhere and makes the cover for the 1-2-3.  Tyler Breeze has just defeated Buff Austin for the Intercontinental Championship.  Austin looked sad as he walked to the back.  This brought the show to an end.  Breeze remained in the ring celebrating.

Austin Show

The show kicks off with the hardcore title on the line. Big Show defends the title against Daniel Bryan. This will be a falls count anywhere match.  At the end, Big show took Bryan and hit a powerbomb from the ring apron through the announce table.  HOLY SHIT chants were everywhere.  The second fall favored the champion (Bryan could barely stand) and in 11 minutes (Show was just playing with him), hits Brian with a Chokeslam to get the win.  Big Show retains his title.  After the match, Ryback makes his way out and says that Show had better be ready to accept a loss when he beats him (Show) for the North American Title.  After the match, Alexander Rusev runs down and hits beats on Daniel Bryan with the Russian flag.  He then stands over Daniel waving his flag.

The next match has Prestige Inc. taking on the Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Ryback).  This match was moved from the PPV due to an over-stacked card.  This one went 10 minutes and saw the Hardcore and North American champion Big Show come out.  He hit both Seth Rollins and Ryback with knock out punches.  Ambrose didn’t know what was going on and Reid capitalized and connected with the Hogan Leg Drop.  Reid made the cover and got the win for his team.  When Reid asked Hogan about the pay, the Hulkster said not to worry as they are still getting their PPV $$$.

Next up we have Cactus Jackie taking on Southern Belle.  Belle had asked for a rematch.  Jackie accepted as she has no problem beating someone twice.  This one went 19 minutes and Jackie was not ready for the ONSLAUGHT Belle brought.  Belle beat the living snot out of Jackie as she was all hulked out for the entire match.  Belle gets the win after hitting a flying body press.  After the match, Jackie bitch slapped Belle and then ran off like a frightened child.  Belle was still hulked out and chased after Jackie.

The next match is supposed to be a falls count anywhere match between the American Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) and Beer Money (James Storm and Bobby Roode) but it never happened.  Apparently, Beer Money attacked the Wolves backstage and left them in a bloody heap.  We see broken beer bottles all over the place.  Medics attended to the Wolves.

In the back, Dolph Ziggler is talking to CSWA GM Hulk Hogan.  He tells Hogan he wants John Cena tonight.  Hogan says that Cena is not here tonight and he can’t make HWF matches.  However, before he and Bull left for their respective shows, Master Bull said that Ziggler can get Cena at the PPV but only if he defeats the Caped Crusader tonight.  Ziggler agrees and says he will make an example of the Caped Crusader tonight.  Ziggler tells Cena they will be in a Battlefield of Pain.

The next match on the card was requested by the Jones Boys (#ConanJones and Casey Jones).  They want the Ascension tonight.  The match, controlled by the Ascension, ends up going to a time limit draw.  After the match, Konnor and Viktor drop the Jones boys with the Fade to Black.

It is time for the main event which has the Caped Crusader taking on Dolph Ziggler.  This one had Ziggler written all over it.  Dolph controlled the match almost in its entirety.  The Caped Crusader battled back best he could but was no match for the master of the Zig Zag.  Dolph caught CC with a jumping DDT and then trapped him in the ropes.  He backed to the other side of the ring ready to take CC’s head off with a clothesline but the Crusader got himself free and pulled down the top rope and Ziggler went flying over it and crashed into the announcers table.  CC backed off and let the ref count.  1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8… 9…10.  Dolph Ziggler got counted out.  The Caped Crusader got out of the ring and dragged the unconscious form of Ziggler back in. He helped him to his feet and then nailed the F-U.  WHAT THE??? Caped Crusader removed his mask and revealed himself to be JOHN CENA!  Cena pulled one over on everyone (well, CC did look bigger than he had in the past).  There was a kid at ringside that had a sign that said “Why Cena Why?” and John snatched the sign from the kid and tore it up.  Cena celebrated in the ring as the fans booing increased and with this, the show comes to a close.

The PPV is finalized and looks like this:

North American Champion Big Show vs Ryback

The Miz-fits vs the Band (Axe & Pick)

The Warriors vs the A-team for the 6 man tag team titles

Bray Wyatt vs Brock Lesnar for the HWF World Title in a Steel Cage

The Desperados vs ECIII and Rockstar Spud in a specialty match

Southern Belle and Fusion Valentine vs the Beautiful People.  If Belle and Valentine win, they become part of the Beautiful People.  Whoever is pinned is out of a job.

Donnie B & MW3 vs the Ascension for the World Tag Team titles

Women’s Champion AJ Lee vs Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel with both titles on the line.

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt vs ???

The Warzone PPV is up next.  Stay Tuned!

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 02.05

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  The show begins with taped promo from the HWF World and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt.  Wyatt says that the Undisputed title will NOT be on the line at the PPV only because Brock Lesnar will not be winning the HWF World title.  Wyatt says (in mocking fashion) that Lesnar will Rest…in…Peace.  He then laughs maniacally. 

We head to the ring for our first match which has the Hardcore champion Mark Henry defending his title against King Damian Sandow.  Sandow was accompanied to the ring by the rest of the Prestige Inc members ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild, Magnus and the Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and makes this “boot camp” rules.  In what was a very entertaining match, his Royalness actually went toe to toe with the HC champ.  Things started to go Damian’s way after Big Show came out and distracted Henry.  Sandow took advantage and blasted Henry with a German helmet disorienting him.  He then blasted Henry with pummeling fists and the champ dropped to the mat.  Sandow makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  King Damian Sandow has scored the first fall (25 min).  The second fall goes 16 minutes and comes to an end after his Lordship catches Mark with a russian leg sweep.  Sandow scores the pin and is the NEW HARDCORE Champion.  He is immediately attacked by Big Show who called for his #1 contender shot right here and now. 

This one goes 10 minutes under Brawl Games rules and Big Show hits the knockout punch to Sandow to score the first fall.  The second fall is under ECW rules.  This one goes 16 minutes and sees Prestige Inc get involved.  Towards the end, Reid and Magnus blasted Big Show with steel chairs until he went down.  Sandow then hit a spinning elbow drop and got the second fall.  The third fall goes 8 minutes and this time, Prestige Inc couldn’t help the King.  Big Show had hit both men with knock out punches.   Sandow, trying to capitalize again with the chair, ends up eating the chair and a big foot from Show.  Big Show makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Big Show is now the Hardcore Champion in addition to the North American Champion.  GM Master Bull comes out and congratulates Show on his win but reminds him that either he defends the Hardcore title at the next show or he has to pull double duty at the PPV.  Show is pissed off but says he will defend the Hardcore title at the next show.

In the back, Dolph Ziggler says he will have a bone to pick with both John Cena and the Caped Crusader all in good time.  Dolph says that before he was a fan favorite, he was a heel and he knows the game just as well as anyone and he’ll feed Cena his teeth.

We make our way back to the ring for our next match which has Bram & MVP taking on the Colons.  This was as one sided a match as we’ve ever seen.  Bram and MVP double teamed the Colons for almost the entire match.  In a desperation attempt by the Colons, they end up injuring both MVP and Bram and Epico and Primo tried to take advantage but the bell rang bringing this one to a time limit draw.     After the match, Bram hits Epico with a lifting DDT and MVP hits Primo with the Playmaker.  They walk off leaving the Colons broken and beaten in the ring.  (30 min)

Back to the interview area and we see the CSWA World Champion and one half of the World Tag Team Champs MW3.  He says that he is looking forward to giving #ConanJones his match and if he’s (Jones) half as good as he thinks he is, this should be an interesting match.

We go back to the ring for our next match which has Sami Zayn taking on Dolph Ziggler.  In what was a pretty quick match, Ziggler gets the win after Zayn taps out to a sleeperhold.  (6 min)  After the match, John Cena comes out and stands on the stage.  Dolph invites Cena to the ring but he declines.  Dropping from the rafters comes the Caped Crusader.  As soon as he landed in the ring (Dolph was expecting this), Dolph nails CC with the Zig Zag before he is ever released from his harness.  A prone Caped Crusader is then hoisted back up to the rafters as Cena charges the ring.  Cena and Ziggler brawl until the ‘suits’ from the back come out to break it up.  HWF GM Master Bull comes out and tells these two that, even though it may be best for business, he will not have them fight at Warzone.  Ziggler begins to complain and then Cena hits him with the F-U.  Cena smirks as the fans boo him.  He flips them off and then leaves.

Back to the interview area we go and this time it is #ConanJones who says that he will defeat MW3 and then take that title.  #’s tag team partner Casey Jones walks over and tells him not to bite off more than he can chew.  All # can says is “I’ve got this brah”.

More in-ring action is next with Big E Langston taking on Ken Anderson.  Langston comes out to a nice pop and Anderson gets his typical “asshole” chant which he soaks in.  In 18 minutes, after reversing the Mic Check, Langston hits a yank (off the turnbuckle) to the mat and rolls up Anderson for the 1-2-3.  Big E gets the win.

We go right into our next match which has Kofi Kingston taking on the newest addition to the CSWA roster Samoa Joe.  This was another good match with Kofi doing his high flying moves and Joe doing his best to keep him grounded.  This one goes 9 minutes and after Joe caught Kofi coming off the ropes, he hits a muscle buster and then locks in the rear naked choke.  Kofi, trapped in the middle of the ring, taps out.  Samoa Joe is victorious in his first (2015) CSWA appearance.

We go to the back again where the American Wolves – Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards - are asking GM Master Bull for another shot at Beer Money.  Bull says that the match will happen but it won’t be tonight.  All of a sudden, Beer Money (James Storm and Bobby Roode) attack the Wolves and beat them down.  Beer Money tell Bull that he had better make a match between the two teams VERY soon or there will be blood on Bull’s hands.

We go back to the ring for title contention placement.  Miz-fit member the Fiend challenged Adam Rose for his spot.  The Fiend was accompanied to the ring by his partner the Miz.  This match was extremely close with neither man giving an inch.   There were two people at ringside and one of them grabbed Miz and yanked him forcibly into the crowd.  He removes his hood and it’s the Axe.  Rose then tossed the Fiend out of the ring.  While Rose was distracting the ref, Dirk grabbed the Fiend and bounced his head off the exposed guard rail practically knocking him out.  The ref begins the count and hits 10.  The match is awarded to Adam Rose who retains his spot via count out.  (9 ½ min).  Dirk and the Axe then drag the Miz-fits into the ring.  Axe hits Miz with the Axe and Dirk hits the Fiend with the Pearl Drum drop.  The Band stand in the ring with their arms raised as the fans boo them with much hatred.

CSWA GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that the main event, taking place next, will be a cross-promotional match between his World Champion MW3 and the HWF’s own #ConanJones.  HWF GM Master Bull comes out and says that when #ConanJones wins his match (and he will), # will get a title match and then become the first ever champion to have a symbol (the # sign) in the spot where the name normally resides.  Hogan reminds Bull that # MUST get the win first and not to put the cart before the horse. 

Our main event is upon us.  #ConanJones comes out first with his tag team partner Casey Jones.  Next, CSWA World Champion MW3 comes out with his World Tag Team Champion partner ‘The Original Big Daddy’ Donnie B to a good size pop.  # never got any real offense in.  The champ schooled # and in 8 minutes, gets the pin after hitting a dragonscrew.   #Conan Jones tried to complain but it did no good.  MW3 and Donnie B celebrated in the ring but are interrupted by the Ascension & MJ.  The Ascension plow through #ConanJones and Casey Jones as they were leaving ringside and jump in the ring.  The Ascension and the tag team champs battled until the suits made their way out to break it up.  The show comes to an end with all the men staring at each other.

Stay tuned.  The action is really heating up now.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 02.04

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Warzone (live and on PPV) will be coming to you from Houston TX in one short week. 

The show begins as Bray Wyatt cuts a promo (in candlelight) about how men are defined by actions, but he is no man; he is the spirit and he is the reaper. He asks why ‘they’ think there will be no consequences for action, but he is the Devil knocking on your door right now. Bray he says ‘he’ just wants to come home and to let him in, so let him in.  “Brock Lesnar, let me in.”  He then laughs uncontrollably.  Freaky.

The first match of the night has A-Team member Antonio Cesaro taking on the Warrior of Truth.   The match is a short one after Abyss came out for the distraction and Cesaro gets the win after hitting a bicycle kick.  (5 min)

Roving reporter Clarkus Kentus comes out and says he is going to interview the top 2 women in the sport today – AJ Lee and Ravishing Raquel.  The Women’s Champion comes out first and is followed by the Diva’s Champion.  Clarkus tries to ask AJ why she attacked Raquel at the contract signing but before she could answer, they are interrupted by Cactus Jackie.  Jackie comes out and tells Clarkus he is NOT interviewing the right women.  She is the ONLY person who should be considered as the top woman in the sport.  She issues a challenge right then and there that she wants the first shot at whomever walks out the Undisputed Women’s Champion.  She pulls out a kendo stick she had hidden and started hitting AJ and Raquel with it.  As Clarkus tries to restore order, Southern Belle runs down and chases Jackie off.  Belle says she wants Jackie in a match tonight.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that match will be later.

Our next match is ‘The Man’ Austin Aries taking on the Super Warrior.  SW went toe to toe with Aries and he started to panic so he called out Cesaro.  Antonio comes out which throws SW off his game.  Aries ends up getting the win after hitting a slingshot corkscrew press. (12 min).  After the match, the Warrior of Truth runs out and he and Super Warrior clean house.  The A-Team has two wins under their belts.

We cut to the back where the Miz-fits (the Fiend and the Miz) throw out an open challenge to the Band (Pick and the Axe).  Dirk and Axe walk over and say that they have to decline.  They feel robbed from their match against the Ascension and want a rematch against them.  GM Master Bull comes over and tells them “tough shit” and a new match is being added to Warzone – the Miz-fits vs the Band.  Dirk and the Axe are not happy about that.

We head back to the ring and John Cena makes his way out.  He gets in the ring and calls down Dolph Ziggler.  Ziggler makes his way to the ring.  John tries to explain his actions and how he was just frustrated with where he is in his career.  Dolph calls bullshit.  Cena knew exactly what he was doing and he wants the real reason.  Cena does a big sigh and then attacks Dolph.  Cena beats him down and kicks Dolph out of the ring.  The Caped Crusader comes out and makes his way to the ring.  CC asks what exactly Cena thinks he’s doing.  He is a super hero to kids all over the world and John is turning his back on each and every one of his fans.  Dolph climbs back in the ring and is pissed.  The Caped Crusader turns around and asks Dolph to calm down so they can figure this out.  CC then HITS Dolph with the WAM!BAM!POW!.  WHAT THE HELL???  CC then stomps on Dolph and kicks him out of the ring.  The Caped Crusader has just turned evil.  WHY CC, WHY?  The Crusader shakes hands with Cena and they leave at the same time.

Master Bull says he wants to see another match between Beer Money (James Storm and Bobby Roode) and the American Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) so that will be taking place later this week.

We go back to the ring for our next match which has Cactus Jackie taking on Southern Belle.  Belle went to town and was beating the tar out of Jackie.  At one point, both women were fighting on the outside of the ring and then rammed her, sternum first, right into the steel steps.  Belle couldn’t catch her breath.  Jackie drags Belle back in the ring and locks her in the Desert Stretch.  Belle, overwhelmed with pain, tapped out.  Jackie got a win in very dirty fashion.  I don’t think this is over between them.

GM Hulk Hogan says he wants to give Phoenix native (Luke warm) Lucas Johnston another shot and in fact, his opponent will be…AJ Styles.  Hogan also says that to even out the rosters, Samoa Joe will be moving over to the CSWA.

Intercontinental Champion Buff Austin comes out and gloats that he is still the champ.  He is interrupted by the Celtic Bad-Ass Sheamus.  He says that neither of them are at the PPV so he is invoking his #1 contenders match.   Tyler Breeze makes his way out and says that he defeated Buff Austin already so he should be the #1 contender.  Sheamus asks why after he lost his title in pretty quick fashion against Kane.  Breeze says he can say the exact same thing about Sheamus losing his title to Mark Henry.  Breeze gets into Sheamus’ face (Buff Austin tucked tail and left like a coward) and Tyler challenged Sheamus for his spot.  Sheamus agreed.   HWF GM Master Bull came out and said he likes where this is going.  Tonight, Sheamus takes on Tyler Breeze and the winner gets the next title shot at...he looks around for Buff Austin and he’s nowhere to be found…Buff Austin’s Intercontinental Championship.  This match is next.

For the first few minutes, Sheamus held his own but then Tyler just opened a huge can of whoop-ass (not sure where this can was when he was taking on Kane) and really took the match to Sheamus.  Sheamus would battle back but Tyler kept shutting him down.  Tyler catches Sheamus with a superkick which sent in to the ropes and then dropped him with a chop.  Tyler makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Tyler Breeze is now going to get the next title match against Buff Austin.  (23 min)  While celebrating in the ring, Buff Austin runs back down and tries to attack Tyler but Tyler caught him sneaking in the ring and dropped him with the Implant DDT.  Buff Austin rolls out and slinks to the back in total shock.

It is time for the main event.  The third and final member of the A-Team Abyss is taking on the newest member of Team Warrior – the Scorpion Warrior.  The Scorpion Warrior held his own against Abyss until Abyss hit a Black Hole Slam on the floor.  Sitting at ringside in disguise is Cesaro and Austin Aries.  As Abyss distracts the referee, Cesaro and Aries attack the Scorpion Warrior and beat him down.  Aries throws Sting back in the ring.  Running down the ramp come the Super Warrior and the Warrior of Truth and they attack Aries and Cesaro and the 4 of them brawl throughout the crowd.  Abyss picks up Sting and delivers an eye rake blinding the Scorpion Warrior and then hits another Black Hole Slam in the middle of the ring and makes the cover for the 1-2-3.  The A-Team win all 3 of their matches. 

That is all we have for now.  Stay tuned as the countdown to Warzone begins NOW.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 02.03

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  We wanted to post first and foremost what the Warzone PPV is looking like as of right now.  The card is subject to change and/or additional matches can be added.

Warzone PPV

Donnie B & MW3 vs the Ascension for the World Tag Team titles

Bray Wyatt vs Brock Lesnar for the HWF World Title

The Warriors vs the A-team for the 6 man tag team titles

Women’s Champion AJ Lee vs Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel with both titles on the line.

The Desperados vs ECIII and Rockstar Spud

The Shield vs Prestige Inc.

Hardcore champ Mark Henry vs Big Show (NA champ)

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt vs ???

Southern Belle and Fusion Valentine vs ???

The Miz-fits vs ???

Our show begins with the Jones Boys - #ConanJones and Casey Jones taking on Xavier Woods and Tyson Kidd.  As part of what was supposed to be a pep talk, CSWA World Champion MW3 agreed to give #ConanJones a non-title match if he and Casey win tonight.  That must have been the motivation he needed as #did all the fighting himself…for a whopping 3 minutes.  # got Xavier locked into a guillotine choke and he got him to tap out.  Casey seemed happy he didn’t have to break a sweat.  I guess this means #ConanJones will be meeting the World Champion at some time.

Bo Dallas is in the back and he is pissed off that the Super Warrior didn’t pick the ‘Bo-lieve Warrior’ to be part of his team.  He says that he wants SW in the ring.  He signs off with “Bo-lieve that, bitch!”

We head to the ring for our next match which has Sami Zayn and Roderick Strong taking on Ethan Carter III and Rockstar Spud.  Spud and ECIII owned the match almost entirely at got the win after Spud hit Sami Zayn with a somersault suicide dive for the 1-2-3. (27 min)  After the match, ECIII got on the mic and said that the same thing will happen to the Desperados at the PPV.  They are interrupted by El Chango and the Stache who come out and say that the outcome will be different as the Desperados will be the ones walking out victorious.  Master Bull comes out and says that their match at the PPV will be a specialty match but what type won’t be disclosed until the PPV.

Southern Belle and Fusion Valentine are talking backstage when they are approached by the Beautiful People Velvet Sky and Angelina Love.  Sky offers them the chance to become something greater than they are today and that is to join the Beautiful People but there is a catch.  There can be a maximum of 3.  Angelina chimes in and says that the 4 of them will meet at the PPV but whomever is pinned must quit wrestling.  Belle and Valentine accept the terms.

We go back to the ring where the “woo-woo” warrior Zach Ryder is standing in the ring.  He says that he was picked by the Warriors but then was disrespected by Bray Wyatt. Since Wyatt is not here tonight, he wants the man who took his “spot” – the Scorpion Warrior.  Sting makes his way out.  Ryder attacks him and for 6 minutes, he brings the fight to the Scorpion Warrior.  However, it was a scorpion death drop that changed the tide of the match and then it was all Sting.  The end came after Sting hit Zack Ryder with a flying dropkick off the ropes and covered him for the 1-2-3.  The Scorpion Warrior is victorious.  (29 min)

We head to the back again where John Cena is being interviewed.  He is asked about his actions against Dolph Ziggler.  Cena says he got caught up in the moment and lost his cool.  He said that at the next show, he would get in the ring, call out Ziggler and apologize to him in front of the wrestling world.

Back to the ring, we are ready for the next match.  The Bo-Lieve Warrior Bo Dallas makes his way out first and is followed by the Super Warrior. This was a relatively short match (5 min) that ended after Bo got counted out.  Afterwards, SW got on the mic and said that Bo did not have the heart of a warrior and that is why he was not chosen.  Getting counted out after only 5 minutes shows he does not have what it takes to run with the Warriors.  Bo Dallas promises that Super Warrior has not seen the last of him.

Brock Lesnar is pacing in the back as he prepares for his match against Kurt Angle.  Brock says that Angle will be just another victim on his way to becoming the HWF World Champion.  Master Bull walks over and reminds us that whoever wins the match – Lesnar or Angle – MUST be a World Champion in order to get a shot at the Undisputed Heavyweight Title.  Bull says that if Angle gets the win, he will have to wrestle MW3 again with the title on the line or he can’t have an Undisputed title shot.  Brock gets in his face and says no one has to worry about that and leaves.  Master Bull does an over-the-top visual gulp (ala Vince McMahon).

Somewhat familiar music hits and it’s…OMG…the Pick and the Axe have returned and they are accompanied by Cactus Jackie Devon.  The trio make their way to the ring.  Dirk Devon gets on the mic and says that he got “bizzay” while in England and winks at Cactus Jackie.  She giggles a bit.  The Axe says that he and Dirk are back and they are going to pick up where they left off and that is dominating all the teams until they become the World Tag Team Champions.  GM Master Bull comes out and welcomes them all back.  He says that they will get their first match tonight, right now against this team.  Music hits and out comes the Ascension.  Jackie scurries out of the ring.  Talk about ring rust.   Pain in the Ass looked horrible.  They must have sat around eating Girl Scout cookies or something instead of hitting the gym.  In what was a massacre, the Ascension got the win after Viktor hits the Fade to Black and then pinned the Axe with a side headlock.  The Ascension leave and Pick and the Axe slowly make their way to the back.  They took soooo much time that the next team  - the Miz-fits were already making their way down for their match.  The Fiend and the Miz laughed at PitA as they walked by and Axe did not appreciate it.  He and Dirk then attacked the Miz-fits dropping them both with their specialty moves.  Dirk asked “who’s laughing now” and they walk off.  I guess the Miz-fit’s match is not happening now.

In the back, Cactus Jackie was waiting on her man to come back and she is approached by Southern Belle.  Belle congratulates her on her expecting a baby and says that she is happy for her.  Jackie turns and asks “who the hell do you think you are?   I don’t know you; get out of my face.”  Belle is taken aback and turns to walk away.  Jackie then attacks her and begins pounding on Belle.  Jackie then removes the pillow she’s had under her blouse – WAIT, was she faking the pregnancy all along???  Jackie smacks Bell with it a few times (ok, it’s a pillow – how much damage is that going to do?) and then walks away laughing.  She says “All of you sheep are so gullible.”

It is time for the main event.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that a match of this caliber should be a PPV headliner but instead, tonight’s crowd gets the treat.  He wants the match to be ‘fair and square’ so Hogan appoints the Caped Crusader as the special guest referee.  CC makes his way down to a decent pop.  Kurt Angle comes out next and is followed by Brock Lesnar.  Both men are former NCAA champions and this is expected to be a solid match.  The two go right at it and neither give an inch.  Kurt hits the Angle Slam but is unable to capitalize on it.  Brock hits the F-5 but Angle kicks out too.  Towards the end of the match, Kurt asked CC to just let them fight and CC goes to sit on the top turnbuckle.  Brock ends up throwing Angle into the corner where CC is sitting and they collide and CC falls out of the ring.  A new ref runs down to take his place.  A disoriented Kurt turns around and eats a power clothesline.  Brock makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Brock will receive a shot at the Undisputed Heavyweight title but ONLY if he defeats Bray for the HWF title first.  Medics come out to check on the Caped Crusader who seems to be ok but is helped to the back.

The Warzone PPV, taking place on 2/14 at NRG Stadium at Reliant Park in Houston, TX, is officially sold out.  It is expected that at the end of that show, our GM’s will be revealing the location for April’s Wrestlemania PPV.  Stay Tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 02.02

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.   When the Phoenix show came to an end, an exhausted Ascension and MJ looked up to see two guys blocking their way.  The show ended before we got to see who that was.  It turns out that it was the World Tag Team Champions ‘The Original Big Daddy’ Donnie B and CSWA World Heavyweight Champion MW3.  There was no altercation between the teams.  The Ascension just kept moving as the champs looked on.

Our show starts off with a title match.  The challenger, Kane, comes out first and is followed by the X-Division Champion Tyler Breeze.  GM Master Bull comes out and makes this a best of 3 falls match.  Kane wastes no time and just under 3 minutes, he hits a clothesline from the top rope and gets the first fall.  The match continues and is dominated by Kane.  This time it goes 10 more minutes and after hitting another clothesline from the top rope, Kane make the cover and gets the 1-2-3 and becomes the NEW X-Division CHAMPION. (13 min)

We cut to the back where CSWA GM Hulk Hogan addresses Kurt Angle’s request.  Hogan says that eventually, Angle will see a rematch but that time is not now.  What he will do, however, is give Angle a non-title shot at MW3.  If Angle wins, then he will go one on one against Brock Lesnar to see who gets the Undisputed title shot against Bray Wyatt.  Brock and Bray will have a contract signing later today for the HWF World title match.

We go back to the ring and it is Gail Kim taking on Natalya Neidhart.  This is for Gail’s ranking spot for the Diva’s title.  Gail was controlling the match until at the 10 minutes mark, Natalya caught her flying off the ropes and nailed a devastating powerslam.  She then locked her in the sharpshooter and she got Gail to tap out.  Natalya moves up the rankings and Gail moves down. (10 ½ min)

We head to the back and are treated to a promo from the Scorpion Warrior (aka Sting).  Scorpion Warrior talks about how, back in the day, he was a tag team partner of one Blade Runner Rock but most of wrestling remembers him as the Ultimate Warrior.  He feels that the Super Warrior and Warrior of Truth are honoring the Ultimate Warrior’s legacy and he is proud to be teaming with them.  He is looking forward to their match against the A-Team for the 6 Man titles and then, eventually, taking on the Ascension and their demonic partner (who just happens to be the new X-Division Champ) Kane.

We go back to the ring where Alexander Rusev is standing. He says that he got a call from Russian President Putin and he is being given another chance.  Rusev says he will remain in the ring until someone comes out to fight him.  Music hits and out comes Daniel Bryan.  Bryan says he will accept Rusev’s challenge.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and makes the match official.  Daniel was taking the big Russian to school until Rusev caught Daniel with a big foot to the face.  Rusev then dropped a knee to Bryan’s windpipe and he rolled him up (with a handful of tights) for the 1-2-3.  Rusev gets the Russian flag and waves it in the ring before leaving. (10 min)

The A-Team is in force in the back and they come upon the Warriors.  Austin Aries says that there is no way the Warriors will win the titles.  Scorpion Warrior steps up and says that it is big talk from a small man.  Aries throws out a challenge that the Warriors and A-team should meet in singles matches.  The Warriors accept but Master Bull walks in.  Bull says that this will not be happening tonight as the card is already full but next week, the A-team and the Warriors will all meet in singles competition.

Our next contenders match is up next with Ryback taking on Abyss with the winner getting the next title shot at the North American Champion Big Show.  This was another short match and Ryback was on fire as it only took 7 minutes to hit a marching cradle Suplex and pin Abyss in the middle of the ring.  Ryback moves up and is now the #1 contender.  Big Show makes his way out and stands on the ramp.  Ryback motions that he will be the next champion and the two have a stare down.

We are ready for the next match which has Spider Violet taking on Brie Bella.  This is for the vacant #10 spot for the Diva’s title.  In 15 minutes, Violet hits a diving knee drop and makes the cover to get the win. 

In the back, Kurt Angle says he’s bringing the 3 I’s to tonight’s match against MW3 – Intensity, Intelligence and Integrity.  May the best man win.

We go to the ring where Angle comes out first and is followed by the CSWA World Champion MW3 in this non-title match.  In a quick 9 minute match, Angle gets the win after hitting an Olympic leg sweep.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that Kurt gets a match against Brock Lesnar to see who will be meeting Bray Wyatt for the Undisputed Heavyweight title.   However, in order for this to happen, one of them need to be a World Champion.  This leaves MW3 free to defend the tag team titles with Donnie B.

Master Bull makes his way out and gets a table set up in the ring.  He invites out first the challenger – the Beast Incarnate – Brock Lesnar.  Once Brock is in the ring, Bull invites Bray Wyatt.  Lesnar just glares at Bray and Bray starts to laugh.  This seems to infuriate Lesnar.  He quickly signs but Bray takes his time.  Bray continues to laugh at Brock.  Bray finally signs the contract and Brock attacks him but Bray battles back and hits Sister Abigail on Brock.  Lesnar goes down but recovers pretty fast.  He has a stunned look on his face.  He can’t believe Bray is still standing.  Brock stands up and then leaves the ring much to the surprise of everyone in the audience.  Brock scrunches his face and wonders what Brock is up to.

It is time for the main event which has Dolph Ziggler taking on John Cena.  Ziggler was OWNING Cena for the entire match.  John was not looking good.   John begins to make a comeback but Dolph just shuts him down.  Dolph nails the Zig Zag and goes for the cover…1…2…KICKOUT.  Wow, Cena kicked out in pretty aggressive fashion.  Dolph connects with a fireman’s carry but John hits the F-U.  He makes the cover and (wait, did he just grab the tights?) gets the 1-2-3.  Cena gets the win.  Dolph ends up getting up and asks John what is going on.  Cena begins to walk away but Dolph grabs his arm.  Cena pulls away in anger and pushes Dolph away.  Zigger gets into John’s face and Cena blasts Dolph much to the surprise of anyone.  Cena looks at what he did and he walks away.

That is all for the show.  Stay tuned for more action.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 02.01

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Now that the Superbowl has come and gone, we can move on to the real action.  We are coming to you live from what was the home of Superbowl 49 - Phoenix, AZ.  There are lots of great performers and lots of great action expected out of today’s show so without further ado, let’s get right to it.

GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that one lucky resident from Phoenix will be getting a match against a CSWA superstar.  He introduces newbie Lucas Johnston to the crowd who gives him a so-so reaction.  He tries to get the audience excited but doesn’t seem to be doing a very good job of it.  The Hulkster announces that Johnston’s opponent will be none other than CSWA World Heavyweight Champion MW3 and that match will be later tonight.

Walking around the back is none other than #ConanJones.  He seems disappointed that he made the trip all the way out here and is not being used.  He says  the only reason he’s talking to anyone is so that he doesn’t get fined.

Our first match of the night has Miz-fit member the Fiend taking on Adam Rose.  In what turned out to be a 20 minute ass whipping, the Fiend made short (well, 20 minutes short) work of Rose (none of the Rosebuds were at ringside).  The Fiend gets the win with the Last Caress (swinging DDT).  After the match, the Miz joined him at ringside and said that they were interested in throwing their names in for a match at Warzone.  They would be open to take on any team.

In the back, CSWA World Champion and one half of the World Tag Team Champions MW3 says that GM Hulk Hogan asked him to give the local talent Lucas Johnston a shot.   MW3 said that he was glad to give back and is proud that the GM asked him to participate.

We head back to the ring for the next match which is Awesome Kong vs Angelina Love.  For the first 11 minutes, Kong was in charge but then the former Women’s champion started to battle back.  Kong manages to hit TWO top rope splashes onto Angelina Love.  She makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  She is still working off some ring rust but this appearance was definitely better than her last.

In the back, Alberto El Patron says that it doesn’t matter if Hogan puts 1, 2 or all 3 members of the A-Team after him.  He wants Austin Aries and will plow through everyone to get to him.  Alberto does tell Hogan that after he beats the A-team in this handicap match, he wants Austin Aries in a steel cage.

We head back to the ring for our next match which has Dean Ambrose taking on ‘The Fallen Angel’ Christopher Daniels.  For 5 minutes, both men went toe to toe but after Daniels hit Ambrose with a double jump moonsault, the tide turned in his favor.  Ambrose struggled to get in any offense for the remainder of the match and Daniels gets the win after connecting with a  double knee gutbuster at the 16 minute mark.  Daniels moves up in the rankings and Ambrose moves down (US title rankings).

We head back to the interview area where the 6 Man tag team champions the A-Team are being interviewed.  Aries says that Alberto will be in a world of hurt and after the beating they’ll be dishing out, there won’t be anything left to make it to a steel cage.

The next match on the card is Southern Belle challenging Layla El for her spot.  Belle says to make it more interesting, Layla should put BOTH of her spots (one for the Women’s title and one for the Diva’s title) on the line.  Layla agrees but ONLY on the stipulation that when Belle loses, she loses BOTH of her spots.  She agreed.  GM Master Bull comes out and says that if they choose this stipulation, he wants it best of 3 falls.  Layla takes the first fall in 14 minutes after rolling up Belle after hitting a snapmare.  The second fall was much shorter and in only 5 minutes, Belle gets pinned after Layla hit an armdrag into a rollup for the 3 count.  Southern Belle has now lost BOTH of her title shots.  Layla laughs at her as she leaves the ring. 

We are ready for our next match.  Local wrestler Lucas Johnston comes out first.  He receives a very lukewarm reception from the crowd.  He tries to get the crowd behind him but they are just not very responsive.  CSWA World Champion MW3 comes out to a good pop.   Johnston is not a happy camper.  MW3 makes his way to the ring and asks for a mic.  “The World Champion is in the HOUSE.  I am the kind of champion who will give anyone who is deserving, a match.  This extends to new wrestlers such as this young man Lucas Johnston.  At one time, I was a newbie and worked my way up and now, I’m the World Champion.  Lucas, I’m not sure what is going on here but Phoenix is giving you such a lukewarm reception.  Hey, does that mean your name is now ‘Lukewarm’ Lucas Johnston?”  He chuckles a bit but Johnston takes offense and attacks MW3.  Lots of kicks, eye rakes and choking in the corner did little to get fans behind him.  For 11 minutes, Lucas went toe to toe with the champ and then MW3 took over.  In what turned out to be a 28 minute fight, MW3 gets the win after connection with the MW2 Kneelift.  MW3 gets cheered as he makes his way to the back.  Johnston flipped off the crowd before making his way to the back.

Master Bull makes the announcement that tonight, there will be a contract signing between Diva’s champion Ravishing Raquel and Women’s Champion AJ Lee.

Beer Money are in the back and they say that they will deal with the American Wolves all in good time but tonight, they are taking on the Ascension. Tonight is the night they will be handed their first loss and will hand off their title shot at the Warzone PPV.

We go back to the ring for our handicap match.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and introduces the A-Team members Abyss, Antonio Cesaro and ‘The Man’ Austin Aries.  He then announces their opponent Alberto El Patron.  Alberto slowly makes his way to the ring and Abyss hops out of the ring to meet him.  He rushes at Alberto and Alberto pulls out some brass knuckles and knocks Abyss out.  Antonio and Aries are stunned.  Alberto handcuffs Abyss to the ringpost.  Cesaro then rushes as Alberto is getting into the ring but sidesteps and sends Cesaro flying out of the ring and crashing on the ground.  Aries tries to attack Alberto but Alberto handcuffs Aries to the ring ropes.  Alberto gets out of the ring and brings Cesaro back in the ring.  The bell finally rings and Alberto goes to town.  In 9 quick minutes, Alberto locks Antonio in the Rolling Cross Armbreaker and he gets Antonio to submit right in front of Aries.  Alberto gets the win.  Cesaro rolls out of the ring and Alberto walks over to Aries and drops the handcuff keys before saying “I’ll see you in the cage.”  He then walked away.  The ref uncuffed Aries and he went to the aid of Abyss and Cesaro.

MJ and the Ascension say that their final match against Beer Money is tonight’s Main Event.  They will once and for all destroy them and claim yet another victory.

We go back to the ring for the contract signing between the Women’s Champion AJ Lee and Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel.  Master Bull makes his way to the ring with the contract in hand.  Both women review it and then sign.  They both end up shaking hands and Master Bull raises the arms of both women.  AJ then shoves Master Bull into Raquel and then attacks the Diva’s Champion.  She bounces Raquel’s head off the mat a few times and then nails the Black Widow.  She stands over Raquel holding both titles to the astonishment of the crowd.

Our main event does not take place in the arena; it actually takes place outside in a parking lot.  GM Hulk Hogan and Master Bull have agreed that this match would be a Parking Lot Brawl match with no disqualification and a 60 minute time limit.  The two teams wasted absolutely no time into getting into it.  They are fighting all over the parking lot.  During this full 60 minute fight, we see the Wolves get involved and fight with Beer Money.  We also see the Super Warrior and Warrior of Truth fight with the Ascension.  After both alternate teams are sent away, the two teams continue their fight.  At one point, Bobby Roode blasts Konnor’s head off the hood of a car and Storm runs Viktor over with another car.  We also see Viktor recover and slam the trunk of a car on Bobby Roode’s arm (it wasn’t broken but he won’t be using it for a while).  Storm gets locked in a trunk.  The Ascension nails the Psycho Cutter on Roode.  Just before Viktor can make the cover, the bell sounds bringing this to yet another time limit draw.  Have no fear, GM Hulk Hogan is here.  Hogan says the match will continue.  Viktor connects with the Fade to Black on Roode and makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  The Ascension have won this one in very brutal fashion.  They are still undefeated with an astonishing 11-0 record with this win.  The Ascension are still on for their title match against the tag team champs Donnie B and MW3.  (61 min)

After the match, an exhausted and drained Ascension drag themselves from the parking lot with MJ in tow until they come to a complete stop.  The look up and standing right in front of them is… (the camera goes black and we don’t see who it is).  HMMM.

Stay tuned.  More action to follow.