Thursday, March 25, 2021

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2021 #893 - 3/24


Hello wrestling fans and welcome back to another installment of the HCW Wrestling newsletter.  We have some exciting things happening on today’s show.  We will have the 2nd member of the 2021 Hall of Fame announced as well as the debut of a new wrestler and the first two elimination tag team matches to see who will get to fight for the titles at the PPV.  All this along with a lot more so let’s get the show on the road.

 

The show begins in the office of GM Max McGillicutty.  Former Anytime/Anywhere Champion Scooter J storms in.  He demands a rematch for the AA title.  Max says that Scooter J has had many opportunities and if wants yet another, he needs to put something on the line.  Scooter J says that if Max makes the match right now, he’d be willing to put his career on the line.  Max accepts and says the match will be…right now.  Scooter J stammers and says he thought he had time to get ready.  Max says “You better hurry.”  Scooter J rushes out to the ring.

 

Music hits and out comes Scooter J minus TNT.  Scooter J is still in street clothes.  He is booed as he makes his way to the ring.  He gets on the mic and blasts Max for making him wrestle in the first match but tells Master Bull to get his ass out here so he can beat him, take back his title and be on his way.  The music changed and out comes the Anytime/Anywhere Champion Master Bull.  Bull is also dressed in street clothes.  He gets on the mic and says that typically this title isn’t defended in a “street fight” rules but says he’ll take SJ up on the offer that he’ll quit if he loses.  He makes his way down to the ring.  The match begins almost immediately and with “street fight” rules, pretty much anything goes.  Scooter J is a man possessed and desperately wants the title back.  Bull struggled but managed to stay a step or two behind.  We join the match now at the 16 minute mark.

 

===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

 

Master Bull rolled OC.

 

ScooterJ rolled OC.

 

Master Bull executes a ROMAN POWERSLAM....

 

ScooterJ executes a CHOKE WITH MICROPHONE CORD....

 

===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====

 

Master Bull rolled OC.

 

ScooterJ rolled OC.

 

Master Bull executes a HURL OUT OF RING....

 

ScooterJ executes a CLOTHESLINE....

 

===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====

 

Master Bull rolled OC.

 

ScooterJ rolled OC.

 

Master Bull executes a RAM HEAD INTO RINGPOST- DRAW BLOOD....

 

ScooterJ executes a CLOTHESLINE....

 

Master Bull is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

ScooterJ kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====

 

Master Bull rolled OC.

 

ScooterJ rolled DC

 

Master Bull executes a REVERSE NECKBREAKER....

 

ScooterJ absorbs the punishment.

 

Master Bull is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...3

ScooterJ was pinned by Master Bull!!!

 

 

Master Bull wins with a REVERSE NECKBREAKER over ScooterJ!!!

 

Master Bull gets the win and Scooter J, with blood streaming down his face, is shocked.  He leaves, mouth gaping, to taunting from the crowd.  Master Bull celebrates with the fans and departs shortly thereafter.

 

Backstage, Apollo Gyze confronts Dash Woodbrick and says that he doesn’t know what Dash was thinking (Dash says he thought that’s what you’re supposed to do in order to protect the team).  Apollo says the two of them just need to go their separate ways and he’ll just concentrate on singles action.  Dash stands there looking around like a lost puppy.

 

We head to the ring for our next match.  First, Hayley Hailstorm comes out to a nice pop from the crowd.  She interacts with the fans as she heads into the ring.  Once there, her music is abruptly changed and out comes the British Crippler.  The Crippler make her way to boos from the crowd.  She flips them off.  She gets into the ring and stands, towering over Hayley.  She begins shoving her until Hayley had enough and kicked her in the shin.  The British Crippler buckled over and Hayley nailed her with right cross.  The Crippler attacked and beat down Hayley for 13 minutes until the little spitfire had enough and powered out of a sharpshooter much to the Crippler’s amazement.  A DDT from Hayley turned the pace of the match and the little Hailstorm dominated for the remaining 17 minutes.  As the clock clicked down, Hayley dropped the Crippler with a roundhouse kick and immediately went for the pin getting the 1-2-3 with seconds left to spare.  The ref raises Hayley’s hand in victory and the fans pop huge for her.  She leaves and the British Crippler follows soon afterwards.  (30 min)

 

Wilber Townsend is backstage and he announces that he is in the first tournament match tonight.  His normal partner is otherwise engaged so he reaches out to his sibling TNT and asks him to join him tonight.  Wilber reminds TNT that with Scooter J now gone, TNT needs someone to stand beside him and who better than blood.  TNT agrees.

 

We head back to the ring for Tag Team Match #1 (Muscles vs Wilber/TNT).  Wilber and his sibling Templeton N. Townsend make their way out to booing from the crowd.  They get into the ring and continue to harass the fans.  The music changes and out comes two members of the Muscles Trio – Muscles Weasley and McGuire.  They are wearing their rainbow colored bull horns and are eating from their boxes of Booty-O’s cereal.  They interact with the fans and enter the ring.  Wilber and TNT waste no time in attacking spilling cereal all over the ring.  The ref quickly tries to brush it out with his foot but after all the slamming and suplexes, there were lots of crumbs still left.  The brothers held the slight advantage over the Muscles.  At the 21 minute mark, TNT hits Weasley with a suplex and Weasley counters but hitting a diving crossbody that sends both men out of the ring.  Wilber rushes over and after removing the floor padding, he bodyslammed Weasley on the exposed concrete.  Wilber went back to his corner and TNT got back in the ring.  McGuire ran over checking on his brother but it was apparent he wasn’t getting back in the ring.  He ends up getting counted out and the win goes to the Brothers of Destruction Wilber and Templeton Townsend via countout.  They move on in the tournament.  (21 min)

 

Tonight, we have the debut of the newest member to the roster…Dennis Marshall.  Dennis is that fan who, while in the Lumber Lounge, was attacked by Drew the Canadian Love Machine.  Dennis is with GM Max McGillicutty and says he is a big fan of Jack Lumber and appreciated being part of the Lumber Lounge but there is one person he admires more…Dash Woodbrick.  He says he knows that Dash is short a tag team partner after Apollo decided to go solo.  Dash is guaranteed a spot and he wants to be that new teammate.  Max says that Dash has not approached him with any other options so Dennis gets his wish and will team with Dash later in tonight’s show.

 

We go back to the ring for our next Tag Team qualifying match.  First, the Smashers (#1 and 2) come out to massive boos from the crowd.  They threaten to hit the fans as they make their way to the ring.  They get in the ring and get on the mic.  They state they are the greatest team ever trumping teams such has the Bored Warriors (Road Warriors), the PonyMen (Horsemen) or any of the other has-been teams from the past.  Tonight, they move on and will once again reclaim the Championship that only they are worthy of.  Their mics get cut off and new music hits as Dash Woodbrick makes his way out with his new tag team partner Dennis Marshall. The fans boo them both but Dennis tells Dash they don’t need the fans and to just ignore them.  They head to the ring and enter.  The bell rings shortly thereafter.  For a team who’s never wrestled together against an experienced team, Dennis and Dash DOMINATED the Smashers.  For the first 8 minutes, Dash held the advantage then he tagged in Dennis and Dennis surprised the fans and the world with his talent.  Dash himself was impressed.  12 minutes later, Dennis was still full of energy.

 

 

===== In the 20th minute of the match: =====

 

Dennis Marshall rolled DC

 

Smasher #2 rolled DC

 

Both Men in rolled DC

 

Dennis Marshall rolled OC/TT

 

Smasher #2 rolled DC

 

Dash Woodbrick,  Dennis Marshall double teaming for 2 rounds.

Dash Woodbrick is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Dash Woodbrick executes a Kip Up Evasion & Taunt....

 

Dennis Marshall is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Dennis Marshall executes a MMA-STYLE KNEE STRIKES....

 

Smasher #2 attempts to defend against Double Teaming. but is unsuccessful.

 

Dash Woodbrick, Dennis Marshall are double teaming for 1 more rounds.

 

===== In the 21st minute of the match: =====

 

Dash Woodbrick rolled DC

 

Dennis Marshall rolled DC

 

Smasher #2 rolled OC.

 

Dash Woodbrick is a defensive (DC) double teamer.

Dash Woodbrick does nothing for the round.

 

Dennis Marshall is a defensive (DC) double teamer.

Dennis Marshall does nothing for the round.

 

Smasher #2 executes a STOMP....

 

Double teaming ends.

 

===== In the 22nd minute of the match: =====

 

Dennis Marshall rolled OC.

 

Smasher #2 rolled OC.

 

Dennis Marshall executes a CORNER STOMPS....

 

Smasher #2 executes a STOMP....

 

Smasher #2 tags out to Smasher #1

 

Just then, Maximillian Redbeard and Superquake Ferguson attack the Smashers while Dash distracts the referee.  Redbeard and Ferguson disappear back into the crowd.

 

===== In the 23rd minute of the match: =====

 

Dennis Marshall rolled OC.

 

Smasher #1 rolled DC

 

Dennis Marshall executes a FIGURE-FOUR HEADSCISSORS....

 

Smasher #1 attempts to defend against FIGURE-FOUR HEADSCISSORS but is unsuccessful.

 

Dennis Marshall is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...3

Smasher #1 was pinned by Dennis Marshall!!!

 

 

Dennis Marshall wins with a FIGURE-FOUR HEADSCISSORS over Smasher #1!!!

 

Dennis and Dash (or Double D (DD) as they’d be come to be known) get the win and move on in the tournament.  The fans kind of cheer for Dennis but Dash, they still despise.

 

GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that it’s his honor to announce the 2nd inductee to the 2021 Hall of Fame.  The Omegatron lights up with images of…Davis Hoffmeister.  The fans pop HUGE at this announcement as when images of Davis’ former personae The Stache show up, the pop gets even louder.  Once completed, Max says Davis will be inducted under both of his characters.  Max states that Davis will be inducted by his Desperados partner El Chango.

 

It is time for our Main Event and the 6 Man Tag Team Titles will be on the line.  First, the challengers Ghee Buttersnaps Ovaltine Jackson and Outback Oscar come out to a nice pop from the crowd.  They make their way into the ring.  After moment passed, the music changed and out comes the 6 Man Tag Team champions Biceps Bannerman and the Steel Curtain.  The trio get a huge pop from the crowd.  They interact with the fans and then enter the ring.  The champs each climb a turnbuckle and hold their titles high.  After they hand the belts to the referee, the bell rings getting the match underway. The champs were solidly in control but they had issues putting the challengers away.  We jump to the 18th minute of the match.

 

===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====

 

Buzz Steel rolled OC.

 

Outback Oscar rolled DC

 

Buzz Steel executes a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX....

 

Outback Oscar attempts to defend against SLINGSHOT SUPLEX but is unsuccessful.

 

Buzz Steel is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

Ovaltine Jackson makes the save!!!!!

 

===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====

 

Buzz Steel rolled OC.

 

Outback Oscar rolled DC

 

Buzz Steel executes a GERMAN SUPLEX....

 

Outback Oscar attempts to defend against GERMAN SUPLEX but is unsuccessful.

 

Buzz Steel is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

Ovaltine Jackson makes the save!!!!!

 

Buzz Steel tags out to Starbuck Steel

 

===== In the 20th minute of the match: =====

 

Starbuck Steel rolled OC.

 

Outback Oscar rolled DC

 

Starbuck Steel executes a SHOOTING STAR BUCK....

 

Outback Oscar attempts to defend against SHOOTING STAR BUCK but is unsuccessful.

 

Starbuck Steel is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

Ovaltine Jackson makes the save!!!!!

 

===== In the 21st minute of the match: =====

 

Starbuck Steel rolled OC.

 

Outback Oscar rolled OC.

 

Starbuck Steel executes a THE BUCKINATOR....

 

Outback Oscar executes a KNEE DROP....

 

Starbuck Steel tags out to Biceps Bannerman

 

===== In the 22nd minute of the match: =====

 

Biceps Bannerman rolled OC.

 

Outback Oscar rolled OC.

 

Biceps Bannerman executes a THROW OUT OF RING....

 

Outback Oscar executes a FULL NELSON FACE SMASH....

 

Outback Oscar is on the outside.  The ref begins the count.

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...

Outback Oscar makes it back into the ring at the 7 count.

 

Biceps Bannerman tags out to Starbuck Steel

Outback Oscar tags out to Ovaltine Jackson

 

===== In the 23rd minute of the match: =====

 

Starbuck Steel rolled DC

 

Ovaltine Jackson rolled OC/TT

 

Ovaltine Jackson,  Ghee Buttersnaps double teaming for 1 rounds.

Ovaltine Jackson is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Ovaltine Jackson executes a DIVING HURRICANRANA....

 

Ghee Buttersnaps is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Ghee Buttersnaps executes a SIDE CHINLOCK....

 

Starbuck Steel attempts to defend against Double Teaming. but is unsuccessful.

 

Double teaming ends.

 

===== In the 24th minute of the match: =====

 

Starbuck Steel rolled OC.

 

Ovaltine Jackson rolled DC

 

Starbuck Steel executes a STIFF UPPERCUT....

 

Ovaltine Jackson absorbs the punishment.

 

Starbuck Steel is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...3

Ovaltine Jackson was pinned by Starbuck Steel!!!

 

 

Starbuck Steel wins with a STIFF UPPERCUT over Ovaltine Jackson!!!

 

 

The Champions are victorious and as they shake hands with their opponents (no hard feelings), they are all attacked by Tommy Lighting and ‘the Bounty Hunter’ Jake Montrose with steel chairs.  Tommy gets on the mic and says that they now have the 3rd member of their team and the loudspeaker blares out “APOLLO GYZE DON’T APOLOGIZE”.  The former Tag team Champion comes out.  It looks like Apollo has thrown in his hat with these two.  The show comes to an end with Apollo standing on the stage laughing and Tommy and Jake, armed with chairs, stand in the ring amid the carnage.

 

More to come so stay tuned.

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