Hello fans and welcome back to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter. On today’s show, we have the announcement of the first member of the HCW Class of 2021 inductees; Queen Goldie Locks will be in action; we’ll have an update on the status of Violet Valkyrie and see the World Tag Team titles on the line. Let’s get this party started.
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Max McGillicutty comes out first to a pop from the crowd. Max says he’s starting off the show by
announcing the first inductee into this year’s Hall of Fame. He points up to the Omegatron and it shows
faces of all the members of the HCW roster.
A box appears and then zips all over the screen landing on…the one and
only…Drew the Canadian Love Machine.
The fans pop and Drew shows up on the big screen. Drew says that he knew he went down a wrong
path but was glad that Jack Lumber and the fans were there to bring him back
from the edge of darkness. Drew says
that he’s been having issues with vertigo as of late and it’s gotten bad enough
that he can no longer perform at the level he has in the past so he made the
decision to hang up the boots for good. That,
coupled with the attack from the Wicked Prophet, will make it impossible to
continue with an in-ring career. He
thanks the fans for their years of support.
The fans pop again and Max
announces that Drew will be inducted by his one-time partner and friend, former
HCW wrestler the Savior. Max leaves the
stage so the event can start.
Our
first match of the night is ready to get underway. First, familiar music plays and out comes
Texas Wildfire. The fans give him a
healthy reception. He makes his way to
the ring and enters continuing to psyche up the crowd. His music is abruptly shut off and replaced
by an image of sticks of dynamite with the words TNT on them. The dynamite then explodes on the screen
coinciding with an explosion of pyro and out comes TNT. The fans boo him and he flips them off. He makes his way to the ring and enters. The match begins and is pretty evenly matched
throughout the entire match. We join now
at the 17 minute mark.
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In the 17th minute of the match: =====
TNT
(Templeton N. Townsend) rolled OC.
Texas
Wildfire rolled OC.
TNT
(Templeton N. Townsend) executes a TNT....
Texas
Wildfire executes a SNAP POWERSLAM....
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In the 18th minute of the match: =====
TNT
(Templeton N. Townsend) rolled OC.
Texas
Wildfire rolled OC.
TNT
(Templeton N. Townsend) executes a POWER UPPERCUT....
Texas
Wildfire executes a TURNBUCKLE SMASH....
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In the 19th minute of the match: =====
TNT
(Templeton N. Townsend) rolled OC.
Texas
Wildfire rolled OC.
TNT
(Templeton N. Townsend) executes a VICIOUS EYE RAKE....
Texas
Wildfire executes a TURNBUCKLE SMASH....
=====
In the 20th minute of the match: =====
TNT
(Templeton N. Townsend) rolled OC.
Texas
Wildfire rolled DC
TNT
(Templeton N. Townsend) executes a THE TOWNSEND DRIVER....
Texas
Wildfire reverses THE TOWNSEND DRIVER!
Texas
Wildfire executes a LEAPING DDT....
TNT
(Templeton N. Townsend) attempts to defend against LEAPING DDT but is
unsuccessful.
Texas
Wildfire is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
TNT
(Templeton N. Townsend) was pinned by Texas Wildfire!!!
Texas
Wildfire wins with a LEAPING DDT over TNT (Templeton N. Townsend)!!!
Texas
Wildfire gets the win and a nice pop from the crowd. TNT makes his way to the back while TW stays
and interacts with the fans before leaving.
Backstage,
the TV Champion the Banker says that HCW really is lacking in talent. He comments how someone like Texas Wildfire
can defeat someone line TNT but he can’t hold a candle to him; in fact, no one
can. He says he may have to go ‘to
Stamford’ or the ‘offices in Florida’ in order to find someone worthy. Derek Deveraux walks over and ask “How about
me? I think I might do well against
you.” The Banker started laughing. Ruth Heartless speaks up. “You’re kidding right? Listen kid, no one gets a title match against
the Banker unless I give the ok. You
want a title shot, you have to earn it.”
Derek ponders for a moment “How’s this…a non-title match tonight and if
I win, I get a shot at the title. The
Banker smirks. “Sure kid. Might as well
get your ass-kicking over with.” He
motions to off camera and Derek leaves.
Ruth leans over and whispers something and they follow.
Next
match on the card, Tommy Lightning comes out first to a chorus of boos from the
crowd. It really gets under his skin
when they do that. He makes his way to
the ring. As soon his jacket was off,
the music changed and we hear “TIMMMMMMMBERRRRRR” blast throughout the arena
and out comes our resident lumberjack Jack Lumber. Lumber stops by the Lumber Lounge to interact
with his fans and then makes his way to the ring. Tommy tried to sneak attack but Jack was
waiting for him and threw him over the top rope. Tommy complained to the ref that throwing
over the top rope should be illegal and Jack should be disqualified. The ref said no. Finally, Tommy was back in the ring so our
match could begin. The match was pretty
even for the first 9 minutes but after getting hit by ‘the Axe’, Tommy struggled
with offense after that although it took Jack another 18 minutes to put Tommy
away. He nailed an atomic drop and then
made the cover for the 1-2-3. Jack Lumber
gets the win. Jack gets on the mic and
he tells the Wicked Prophet that he’s coming for the World title. (27 min)
Maximillian
Redbeard is backstage. He says
Superquake is at home recovering but what the Smashers did to them was
inexcusable. Redbeard says he and
Ferguson want them in a tag match and tells the Smashers to grow a pair and
accept.
Our
next match is up. Derek Deveraux comes
out first to a nice pop from the crowd.
He high fives a few before entering the ring. He walks to the other side and begins to
pace. The music changes and out comes
the TV Champion the Banker with his manager Ruth Heartless for this non-title
match. The bell rings.
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In the 1st minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled DC
Derek
Deveraux rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
The Banker
rolled DC
Derek
Deveraux rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
The Banker
rolled OC.
Derek
Deveraux rolled OC/TT
The Banker
executes a FORECLOSURE FRANKENSTEINER....
Derek
Deveraux executes a Discus Lariat....
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In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled DC
Derek
Deveraux rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
The Banker
rolled DC
Derek
Deveraux rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
The Banker
rolled DC
Derek
Deveraux rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
The Banker rolled
OC.
Derek
Deveraux rolled DC
The Banker
executes a LATE CHARGE CON-CHAIR-TO....
Derek
Deveraux attempts to defend against LATE CHARGE CON-CHAIR-TO but is
unsuccessful.
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled DC
Derek Deveraux
rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
The Banker
rolled OC.
Derek
Deveraux rolled OC.
Derek
Deveraux executes a Discus Lariat....
The Banker
executes a HURL OUT OF RING....
Derek
Deveraux is on the outside. The ref
begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...
Derek
Deveraux makes it back into the ring at the 7 count.
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled OC.
Derek
Deveraux rolled OC.
Derek
Deveraux executes a Belly To Belly Suplex....
The Banker
executes a HURL OUT OF RING....(Ruth Heartless sneaks over and smashes Derek
with the briefcase)
Derek
Deveraux is on the outside. The ref
begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10
Derek
Deveraux is counted out!!!
The
Banker wins with a HURL OUT OF RING - Count Out over Derek Deveraux!!!
The
Banker steals another win. The fans are
not happy with him. This brings out GM
Max McGillicutty. Max says that Ruth’s
involvement has been a factor against the last two opponents that the Banker
faced – Texas Wildfire and Derek Deveraux.
Max says that Derek will get one more shot at the Banker – non-title
match of course, and if he wins, he gets a title shot at the PPV. Ruth screams saying it’s not in his contract
and they respond by saying they will sue.
HCW says that if the Banker doesn’t meet up for his rematch against
Derek, he will strip the Banker of the title and fire him for breach of
contract. Ruth and the Banker leave. Derek is satisfied he’s getting a rematch.
Backstage,
the World Tag Team Champions Apollo Gyze and Dash Woodbrick are being
interviewed. Apollo says he’s gonna hurt
someone and will not apologize for doing it.
Dash says the Regulators will become ‘victims’ of the power and might
from the greatest team to ever hold these titles.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
First, ‘Sassy’ Maxine DeVito comes out accompanied by J9. The duo are booed heavily as they make their
way down to the ring. Maxine is
wearing a Cubs jersey. She starts to build
them up only to diss on them, pull off the Cubs jersey revealing a White Sox
jersey and the fans went ape-shit. She
just stood there laughing. The music
changed and out comes the new Queen of HCW – Goldie Locks. The fans pop for her majesty and she smiles
and waves to the fans. She gets into the
ring only for J9 to try and jump her.
Goldie quickly dispatched her over the top rope. She started to whine until Violet Valkyrie
came out and chased her around the ring and then to the back. Maxine is now left without her backup. The match begins and Maxine takes control
early on. Maxine tried to roll Goldie up
with a handful of tights but her Royalness managed to kick out at 2. A few minutes later, Maxine hits the Sass
Attack but Goldie dumps her out of the ring.
Maxine paced on the floor before entering the ring at the 6 count. Maxine grabs a handful of Goldie’s hair and
slams her to the mat. Goldie reaches up
grabbing Maxine’s arm and locks in the Lock Breaker. Maxine is trapped in the middle of the ring
and can’t reach the ropes no matter how much she flops around like a fish out
of water. Finally, she gives in and taps
out. Queen Goldie gets the win and the
fans pop for her. She climbs the
turnbuckle and pumps both arms into the air.
Just then, Lady Hermann comes in from the crowd and attacks her Royal
Highness. Lady Hermann powerbombs Goldie
to the mat not once, not twice but 3 times.
She is making a statement. She
then leaves without further incident. (8
min for the main match; 3 for the aftermath)
Well,
we were going to give an update on Violet but it seems as if she’s ok but she
is going to be one spit-fire until she gets her hands on J9 for sure. You can count on that encounter being really
personal.
It’s
now time for our main event. The
Regulators – Mule and Mammoth come out first to some booing from the fans. They get in the ring but don’t have too long
to wait till the all-annoying “APOLLO GYZE (and Dash) DON’T APOLOGIZE” blares
out and out comes the Tag Team Champions of the World – Apollo Gyze and Dash
Woodbrick. Dash and Apollo saunter down
to the ring and attack the Regulators.
Finally, the ref gets control of the match and officially starts
it. Apollo and Dash tagged in and out
frequently to keep the other as fresh as possible. At 10 minutes in, Mammoth gets dumped out of
the ring. He hits the steel steps and
looks like he knocked himself out. Mule
dropped Apollo on his head with a thunderous piledriver. Dash ran in and hurled Mule into the corner
and he bumped the ref before going over the ropes. He then looked at Apollo and couldn’t decide
what to do so he rushed over and made the cover. The ref, groggy and not seeing clearly, just
saw someone making a cover so he slapped the mat 1…2…3 times. The bell rang signaling the end of the
match. The fans were very confused and
started a “what the hell…” chant. Dash
took the titles and held them over his head.
He took the mic and said that he is the combined Tag Team Champion. (13
min)
This
brought out GM Max McGillicutty who asked “Just what the hell do you think
you’re doing?” Dash responded with “I
thought that is how you win the match…pinning the guy who’s down”. Max shakes his head. “NOT YOUR OWN PARTNER THOUGH”. Dash says he just didn’t understand the rules
all that well. Max says that there is no
I in team but Dash stops him and says “If you take the top off a T, you have an
I.” Max says it doesn’t work that
way. Since Dash no longer has a tag team
partner (Apollo apparently made his way to the back not sticking around), Max
says he is stripping Dash of the belts and will hold a new tournament to crown
new champions. He states the finals will
take place at the PPV.
Max
leaves and Dash is left alone in the ring.
The ref tries to take the belts off Dash but he refuses to let go until
it finally got yanked from him. The show
comes to an end with Dash looking lost.
That
is all for now. Stay tuned. More to come.
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