Hello fans and welcome back to another installment of HCW’s Tacoma Thunder show. Just as pyro goes off kicking off today’s show, we are interrupted by “Gumbo 7:30 says its suppa time, bitch” and out comes our new (God help us all) interim World Champion ‘the Ragin Cajun’ King Rad Gumbo. Gumbo comes out on stage with Queen Alexandria and the two mockingly wave to the crowd which just riles them up all the more. Gumbo has a mic and says that a new era has begun that doesn’t involve anyone with the last name Steel. He laughs. This “standby” title is just a holding spot until the coward Buzz Steel puts away his walker and meets him in the ring and this time, without any outside interference, he will take what is rightly his and will be the undisputed World Champion. He is then interrupted by GM Max McGillicutty much to the fan’s delight. Max tells Gumbo that as a world champion, he has to show that he’s above all pettiness and should be on his best behavior especially here, in Tacoma, WA. (pop from the crowd) Gumbo compares the entire Tacoma roster to dumpster divers (man, that lit the fans up pretty good). Gumbo then says that he’s done said what he needed to and now he’s going to take a shower to wash off the stench. (Man, this guy better watch himself of there may be a lynching in the parking lot). Gumbo leaves and Max tells us that we are starting off the show tonight with a battle royal that does not include anyone wrestling in an official match this evening. The winner of that battle royal will get the first shot at Gumbo’s title. He says that will begin now.
The men’s roster
(not involved in a match later on) filed out and headed to the ring. The battle royal began and immediately people
went flying over the top rope to the floor.
The ones doing the most eliminations were the Axe and his tag team
partner TNT. It finally came down to the
final 3 which included Axe, TNT and Perfect Pecs Stoddard. Stoddard sent TNT through the ropes crashing
into the steel post. He fell out of the
ring but since he didn’t go over the top, he’s not eliminated. Axe almost had Pecs eliminated but he was
able to hang on. Axe then got Pecs tied up in the ropes and
then went to the other side of the ring and rushed looking to connect with the
Axe. Pecs moved as the last second and
sent Axe flying out of the ring and crashing to the floor…eliminated. Pecs began to celebrate but then realized
that TNT hadn’t been eliminated yet. He
exited through the middle rope as to not disqualify himself and grabbed TNT and
brought him back into the ring. Pecs
called for a Celtic kick but TNT ducked and picked him up in a fireman’s carry
and dumped him over the top rope. Pecs
hit the floor with a resounding crash.
TNT gets the win and will be the first person to challenge Gumbo for his
belt. (30 min)
We go backstage
and King Rad Gumbo is taunting the roster about to incite a riot. World Champion Buzz Steel just so happens to
be there and confronts his royal pain in the ass-ness. Gumbo calls Buzz a “gimp” and feigns wiping
tears out of his eyes calling Buzz a “sorry excuse for a human being”. Rad tells him that he will be Buzz’s worst
nightmare and everywhere Buzz goes, he will have to look over his shoulder
because he’ll never know when the Ragin Cajun will strike. He laughs and walks off. Buzz’s brother Starbuck just so happened to
be there also and says it sounded like Buzz threatened him. Buzz smiles and says he has an idea and tells
‘Buck to follow him. The brothers walk
off in the direction of the GM’s office.
Pyro goes off and
our first match begins with “Born in the USA” playing and out comes Dude USA
Mick Rude. Rude makes his way down to the ring high fiving the fans. He gets into the ring and an explosion
abruptly ends the music and out comes Bob ‘Powder’ Keg. Keg is booed all the way down to the
ring. Keg feigns an early attack but
then backs off waiting for the bell to ring. Rude was able to control the tempo
of the entire match until the last few minutes.
Keg caught Rude with a powerslam and Rude seemed to be hurt. Then, Keg began putting the heavy boots to
Mick and then seemed to bust him open the hard way. Keg pulled Rude to his feet but he seemed he
could barely stand. Keg picked him up
and hit another powerslam. He didn’t
need to hook the leg as Rude was not kicking out of anything. Bob Keg gets the win. He celebrates briefly before leaving. Medics were called out and they took Dude USA
out on a stretcher. The fans looked on
in concern. (19 min)
We head backstage
where we see Hardcore Hensen and Magnum Kone fighting backstage. Nix Anderson joins in the fray but the double
team is short lived as Davis ‘the Hoff’ Hoffmeister joins in and evens the
odds. Anderson cursed at Davis for
sticking his nose in where it didn’t belong.
Davis threw out a challenge with him and Magnum taking on Hensen and
Anderson. Hardcore was quick to
accept. The two teams were separated and
I guess we got ourselves another match for tonight.
We head to the
ring again for 6 man tag team action. First, Ant Graham walks out just as “VAMPIRE
LUNGES FOR EVERYONE” blares through the loudspeakers and he is followed out by
Graham’s Ghouls – Dr. Red Fang, Mason the Mangler and Wolfman Keg. The dastardly trio make their way to the ring
amidst booing from the fans. Next, Ovaltine
Jackson and Ghee Buttersnaps come out to a huge pop from the crowd. They wait for the 3rd member of
their team and joining them is Jesse California. Ovaltine and Ghee don’t seem to trust Jesse
but they head collectively down to the ring.
Once in the ring, the Ghouls attack Ghee to start things off. Quick tags with Ovaltine and Jesse kept the
damage to a minimum. Graham managed to
slip a foreign object to Wolfman Keg when he was in the ring. After Jesse got the hot tag from Ovaltine, he
started to showboat a bit not paying attention.
He turned around only to get blasted with the object Keg had in his
hand. He quickly discarded it and then
viciously eye raked Jesse before rolling him up for the 1-2-3. The Ghouls get the win but leave without much
showboating. Jesse then began to lambast
Ghee and Ovaltine for not making the save.
He hits Ovaltine with a standing drop kick and then drops Ghee with a
Famouser Leg drop bulldog. He looks on
in disgust and walks out on his team leaving Ghee and Ovaltine down in the
ring. He is booed all the way to the
back but he doesn’t care. (10 min)
Phoenix roster
member Scooter J is in the locker room reading a wrestling magazine. He makes out-loud comments about it like “Really”
and “No Way”. Finally, he throws the magazine down and as he walks out of the
locker room. On his way out, he shoulder
blocks his former teammate the Axe, who watches him walk off. Axe sees the magazine and picks it up. After
glancing at it, he looks back to the door with a quizzical look on his face.
Drew is backstage
with Jacques and says he’s not sure Jacques is ready for someone the caliber of
Ice Dagger. Jacques tells him he’s
ready. “Don’t you trust me?” Jacques
asks. “Of course but just watch out for
him. Dagger can be a crafty
individual.” “I’ve got this Drew. You taught me well. Tonight, I prove it.”
We head back to
the ring for our next match. First,
manager ‘The Singapore Sensation’ Matt Preacher comes out and he introduces
HARDCORE HENSEN and Nix Anderson. The
trio are booed as Matt holds up one of each of their arms and then they head to
the ring. Next, we hear the
all-to-familiar sound of an ice cream truck bell and out comes ‘the King of
Cones’ Magnum Kone and his tag team partner of the night Davis ‘the Hoff’
Hoffmeister. The duo head to the ring. Davis climbs up on the apron but doesn’t
enter. He waits for Magnum to finish
distributing ice cream to the fans at ringside.
Once completed, the two of them enter the ring. The match began and to everyone’s surprise,
the team of Magnum and Davis was a perfect pairing. The duo used quick tags to keep Nix and
Hensen on the defensive. Matt Preacher
got involved a few times but it didn’t seem to help that much. We now join the match at the 11 minute mark.
=====
In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Nix
Anderson rolled OC/TT
Magnum
Kone rolled OC.
Nix
Anderson, HARDCORE HENSEN double teaming
for 1 rounds.
Nix
Anderson is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Nix
Anderson executes a VICIOUS EYERAKE ....
HARDCORE
HENSEN is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
HARDCORE
HENSEN executes a HARD TIMES....
Magnum
Kone executes a ICE CREAM SANDWICH (SPLASH)....
Nix
Anderson rolled DC
Magnum
Kone rolled OC.
Magnum
Kone executes a SCOOP SLAM....
Nix
Anderson absorbs the punishment.
Magnum
Kone tags out to Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Nix
Anderson rolled DC
Davis
"the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled OC.
Davis
"the Hoff" Hoffmeister executes a ROUNDHOUSE KICK....
Nix
Anderson attempts to defend against ROUNDHOUSE KICK but is unsuccessful.
Davis
"the Hoff" Hoffmeister attempts to retaliate against "The
Singapore Sensation" Matt Preacher!!!
"The
Singapore Sensation" Matt Preacher is attacked by Davis "the
Hoff" Hoffmeister and is unavailable for 8 rounds!!!
Davis
"the Hoff" Hoffmeister is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Nix
Anderson was pinned by Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister!!!
Davis
"the Hoff" Hoffmeister and Magnum Kone win with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK
over Nix Anderson!!!
Magnum and Davis
get the win. As they are celebrating,
Nix and Hensen attack them both beating them down. Nix drops Davis with the Nixinator and Hensen
dropped Magnum with the Hard Times.
Preacher and his team stood victorious over the crumpled forms of Magnum
and Davis and the trio left without further incident.
Back in the locker
room, the Axe has finished changing as Scooter J re-enters. The Axe makes a show of closing his locker as
a card falls out, then starts to leave. SJ picks up the card, it reads ' don't be a
jerk'’. SJ confronts the Axe. "So
you think I'm a jerk?" Axe responds
“I saw the magazine. If that is something you really want, have some redeeming
qualities first.” Axe then walks off
with Scooter J pondering what to do next.
The Duchess is
backstage with Lady Hermann and says she can’t believe the two of them lost to
the newbies. Tonight, that changes. The Duchess says she’s turning up the heat
and will show ‘the Zombie Rose’ what it means to tangle with the best.
Back the ring, our
next match is ready to begin. First, the
Duchess and Lady Hermann make their way out to booing from the fans. The Duchess takes the time to flip off those
who boo her (editor’s note: it’s a
LOT). Once in the ring, music changes
and out comes Vanilla Zombie and Ruby Rose.
The fans pop and we notice that the once small gathering of people
wearing zombie-like makeup has grown exponentially. There are now at least 100 people there
wearing the makeup. Vanilla tilts her
head giving them a quizzical look.
Before she turned, you could see an ever so slight smile cross her
lips. Ruby and Vanilla enter the ring
but are immediately attacked by the Duchess and Lady Hermann. The Duchess pulls Vanilla to the corner and
wraps her arm around the steel post.
Vanilla looks to be in a lot of pain. The ref finally gets order
restored and officially kicks this one off.
The Duchess immediately grabs Vanilla and locks in the All Hail her
Majesty. Vanilla, to her credit, held in
there are long as she could but ended up tapping out. The Duchess and Lady Hermann get the win in
just under a minute. The Duchess and
Lady Hermann leave as the Duchess points to her head showing she outsmarted the
two of them and the crowd boos them pretty heavily. Ruby goes to check on Vanilla and ends up
helping her to the back.
Madame Jade is
backstage and she says that she got duped into putting her career on the line
tonight. She says that she had a great
run but that this was only the beginning.
She has no intention of losing tonight and expects to walk out with the
championship.
Backstage, Scooter
J is still lurking around and confronts his former teammate TNT challenging him
to a match in Phoenix. TNT accepts.
Next up, we have
Jacques Beannot coming out to a pop from the crowd. He makes a beeline for the ring and slides
under the bottom rope. His opponent’s
music hits and “Ice Dagger Baby” (a bad rip off of Ice Ice Baby) plays through
the loudspeakers as Ice Dagger makes his way to the ring. The fans boo him as he takes his sweet time
entering the ring. As soon as the bell
rang, Jacques was the aggressor and took the fight to the unsuspecting Ice
Dagger. Jacques controlled the match
barely letting ID get any offense in.
After a few minutes, Jacques hits the Spreadsheet but doesn’t go for the
pin. Instead, he climbs to the top
turnbuckle and waits for ID to struggle to his feet. He then launches connecting with a flying
body and connecting. He hooks the leg
and gets the 3 count. Jacques gets the
win and moves up in the rankings while Ice Dagger drops. (7 min)
Backstage in the
GM’s office and after a lengthy conversation with Max, Buzz is granted a
restraining order against King Rad Gumbo that says that Rad cannot get within
100 feet. Buzz and Starbuck shake hands
with the GM and then leave.
Ladies Champion
Candice Charisma is pacing. She looks to
the camera and reminds Jade that no one can beat her…not the Duchess and not
Ravishing Raquel. Those two were
supposed to be the best in the business and where are they now…at the bottom
while she sits at the top. Candice says
that Jade is not in her level and that tonight, Jade’s final match in HCW will
be a pathetic loss. She tells Jade that
no one will remember her after she’s gone while Candice will be here…forever.
It’s time for the
MAIN EVENT! This will be a title vs
career match. First, the challenger
Madame Jade comes out and the fans pop crazy for her. She takes the time to shake the hands with
the fans at ringside before getting into the ring. Next, the music changes and out comes the
Ladies Champion Candice Charisma. The
fans boo her louder than anything we’ve heard all night. The
referee announces that Jade can only lose by pin or submission. Since this will be a no DQ/no Count out
match, if this goes to the time limit, Jade will be safe. Candice goes over to the ref and slips him
what looks to be like a wad of cash.
Hang on, I think she’s bribing the ref to fast count for her.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled DC
Madame
Jade (f) rolled DC
Both
Women in rolled DC
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled DC
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) executes a VICIOUS UPPERCUT....
Candice
Charisma (f) absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled DC
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) executes a HEADLOCK....
Candice
Charisma (f) reverses HEADLOCK!
Candice
Charisma (f) executes a LEGSWEEP....
Madame
Jade (f) absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled DC
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) executes a VICIOUS UPPERCUT....
Candice
Charisma (f) absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) rolled DC
Candice
Charisma (f) executes a DIVING CROSSBODY....
Madame
Jade (f) absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC/TT
Candice
Charisma (f) executes a DIVING CROSSBODY....
Madame
Jade (f) executes a HEADLOCK....
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Candice
Charisma (f) executes a LEGSWEEP....
Madame
Jade (f) executes a FLYING DROPKICK....
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) rolled DC
Candice
Charisma (f) executes a TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS....
Madame
Jade (f) attempts to defend against TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS but is
unsuccessful.
=====
In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) rolled DC
Candice
Charisma (f) executes a TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS....
Madame
Jade (f) absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Candice
Charisma (f) executes a ELBOW DROP....
Madame
Jade (f) executes a FLYING DROPKICK....
=====
In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Candice
Charisma (f) executes a DIVING CROSSBODY....
Madame
Jade (f) executes a DROPKICK FROM THE TOP ROPE....
=====
In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled DC
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) executes a FLYING DROPKICK....
Candice
Charisma (f) attempts to defend against FLYING DROPKICK but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled OC/TT
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Candice
Charisma (f) executes a DIVING CROSSBODY....
Madame
Jade (f) executes a DRAG FACE ON RINGROPE....
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled DC
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) executes a HEAD SMASH INTO CORNER....
Candice
Charisma (f) absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled DC
Madame
Jade (f) rolled DC
Both
Women in rolled DC
Candice Charisma (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Candice
Charisma (f) executes a NA....
Madame
Jade (f) executes a JADE BREAKER....
Madame
Jade (f) straps in the JADE BREAKER.
Candice
Charisma (f) does not submit!
=====
In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled DC
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) executes a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX....
Candice
Charisma (f) attempts to defend against SLINGSHOT SUPLEX but is unsuccessful.
Madame
Jade (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Candice Charisma (f) kicks out of the pin!
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled DC
Madame
Jade (f) rolled DC
Both
Women in rolled DC
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled DC
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) executes a DRAG FACE ON RINGROPE....
Candice
Charisma (f) absorbs the punishment.
Madame
Jade (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Candice Charisma (f) kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 17th minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled OC/TT
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Candice
Charisma (f) executes a ELBOW DROP....
Madame
Jade (f) executes a DRAG FACE ON RINGROPE....
=====
In the 18th minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Candice
Charisma (f) executes a ELBOW DROP....
Madame
Jade (f) executes a DRAG FACE ON RINGROPE....
=====
In the 19th minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Candice
Charisma (f) executes a TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS....
Madame
Jade (f) executes a DRAG FACE ON RINGROPE....
=====
In the 20th minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) rolled DC
Candice
Charisma (f) executes a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX....
Madame
Jade (f) attempts to defend against NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 21st minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled DC
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC/TT
Madame
Jade (f) executes a ARM DRAG TAKE DOWN....
Candice
Charisma (f) absorbs the punishment.
Madame
Jade (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Candice Charisma (f) kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 22nd minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled OC/TT
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Candice
Charisma (f) executes a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX....
Madame
Jade (f) executes a HEADLOCK....
=====
In the 23rd minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled DC
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC/TT
Madame
Jade (f) executes a HEAD SMASH INTO CORNER....
Candice
Charisma (f) attempts to defend against HEAD SMASH INTO CORNER but is
unsuccessful.
Madame
Jade (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Candice
Charisma (f) was pinned by Madame Jade (f)!!!
Madame
Jade (f) wins with a HEAD SMASH INTO CORNER over Candice Charisma (f)!!!
Madame Jade gets
the win and becomes the NEW LADIES CHAMPION.
She celebrates in the ring as balloons and streamers fall from the
ceiling. She climbs each of the
turnbuckles to pops from the crowd and the show comes to an end with her
hugging her title in the middle of the ring.
Stay tuned. Much more to come.
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