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fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Well, GM Max McGillicutty took the plunge and opted to sign the Masked
Gentleman to a contract. At the
insistence of MG, it was only a 3 month commitment with the opportunity for an
extension. We cut to Max’s office where
we see Max and MG completing the document.
MG finally sees the contract for HCW as he looks it over then signs on
the dotted line. Once signed and is handed his signing bonus (yes he actually
demanded a signing bonus), he picks up the contract and throws it at the HCW General
Manager and walks off. As MG leaves the
room he bites the front of the paycheck to see if it’s legit. This guy is a no-nonsense kind of guy. Apparently he debuts in the ring next show so
I guess we’ll see what he’s got. With all
the heat he seems to be getting right now, I wonder how he’d do against our
resident Doctor…
Our
show begins with pyro going off and the one and only Dr. Red Fang, accompanied
by his manager Ant Graham, heads to the ring.
Fang growls as Ant demands that the Fiend meet Fang once again for the
Hardcore title as the Fiend is nothing but a cheat and stole the last match
between them. He says “I bet the Fiend
is sitting at home punching those stupid keys.
I’d like to punch HIM.” Fang then
screams “Vampire Lunges for Everyone.”
(Geez, this guy really needs some new material.)
Fang’s
opponent Jerry Saunders comes out and only gets a pop since the crowd dislikes
Fang so much. As soon as he stepped in
the ring, Fang began to maul him. Jerry
couldn’t get much in the way of anything started and looked like this one was
going to end sadly but somehow Saunders was able to lock in the Traitor Lock
and a startled Fang began flailing in the ring.
It appeared in his flailing that he was tapping out so the ref called
the match awarding the bout to Jerry Saunders by submission. An enraged Ant Graham began pushing the ref
around and Fang then attacked Saunders again.
He took Jerry outside the ring and smashed him repeatedly into the steel
steps. He then pulled up the mat
surrounding part of the ring and nailed a Transylvania piledriver on the
exposed concrete. Saunders is busted
open. Fang then joins Ant in the ring
but before he could attack the ref, the ref bailed in fear for his life. GM Max McGillicutty came out and scolded both
Fang and his manager and said he would be levying a fine of $10,000 against
them for putting their hands (in a threatening way) on an official. Graham said he was going to sue and Max told
him “you go ahead and try.” Max then
walked off leaving a pissed off Fang and his manager stew a moment longer
before leaving on their own. (3 min for the match, 10 for the segment)…oh, and
Saunders was taken out on a stretcher.
Backstage,
the World Tag Team champs the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) arrive
for what we believe will be the contract signing between them and P&L.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
First, Lexy Flexx makes her way to the ring to a decent pop from the
crowd. Her opponent, the leader of the
Queen’s Court – Queen Beckett – makes her way out and she is booed. This was another short match with her
royalness quickly nullifying a pumphandle Lex-Plex. Lexy then tried for it again only to have
Queen Beckett hurl her out of the ring.
Beckett followed her out and after throwing her into the crowd (much to
the delight of the fans), Lexy was unable to get back in the ring in time and
got counted out after 2 minutes. Queen
Beckett gets a quick win over her rival. (2 min)
The
Ambassador is backstage with P&L – Phat Sol & Red Hot Lucas
Johnston. The Ambassador says that these
two are in singles action tonight and they will make just as big of an impact
as singles as they do in tag action.
Phat Sol warns the Steel Curtain to stay out of their business tonight
or there will be hell to pay.
We
head back to the ring for more action.
Billy Robbins makes his way out to a pop. His opponent comes out to “Gumbo 7:30: It’s Suppa Time Bitch!” and the Ragin Cajun
Rad Gumbo comes out with his manager MJ.
Gumbo walks to the ring as fans throw popsicle sticks at him. He sneers at them. He gets in the ring and immediately goes
after Billy. Gumbo took out all his
frustrations on Billy but quickly wore himself out and Robbins took over after
that. The end came after Robbins caught
Rad with a slingshot smash and covered him for the 1-2-3. Billy Robbins gets the win. After the match, Gumbo had words with his
manager MJ and then stormed off. MJ,
confused, followed. (19 min)
We
cut to a vignette from the Pun-isher himself. Pete Punsher. Pete says he’s not there tonight but feels
that the fans don’t get their money’s worth unless he delivers his most awesome
of puns.
“What
is the best place to get ice cream? In a
Sunday school.”
“Why
did the ice cream truck break down?
Because it was a Rocky Road”
“What
did the newspaper say to the ice cream?
What’s the scoop?”
The
fans, booed and you could tell that even the pre-recorded version of Pete knew
they were bad and how the crowd was going to react.
Backstage
Buzz Steel walks out of P&L’s dressing room with a smirk and a sneaky
suspiciousness about him.
We
head to the ring for our next match. 5th
Column member Karl Braun, accompanied by his manager Ant Graham come out first
and are booed. Next, Phat Sol and his
manager the Ambassador come out next.
Phat looks a little uncomfortable.
He gets in the ring and the bell rings.
He really appears to be uncomfortable and then a look of horror crosses
his face. He looks at the water bottle
he’s been drinking out of. His eyes go
all wide and he BOLTS from the ring and rushes to the back with the Ambassador
following after him. Karl Braun and his
manager laughed at Phat. Phat ends up
getting counted out and Karl Braun wins this one via countout in 30 seconds. Karl’s enjoyment is short lived until Ivan
Dragovich snuck into the ring, knocked Ant from the ring and then locked Karl
in the Accolade. After a few moments,
refs ran in to break it up. Ivan looks
on satisfied.
Meanwhile,
Phat rushes to the back and passes Buzz Steel who smirks as Phat runs by.
ScooterJ
talks defending the TV title tonight against Adam Jameson. ScooterJ says he will retain tonight and
hopes Reid comes back soon so he can hand him yet another beatdown.
For
the next match, Red Hot Lucas Johnston comes out first but without the
Ambassador (whom we presume is still looking for Phat Sol). He is then followed out by 5th
Column member Wendell Hammerschmidt.
Just as the match begins, Starbuck Steel walks down to the ring. Lucas yells at him but he climbs into the
ring anyway. The action stops as
Starbuck walks up to Wendell and pushes him.
The ref then disqualifies Lucas for outside interference. Starbuck smirks and walks to the back. A pissed off Lucas yells at him from the
ring. (2 min)
Adam
Jameson says that he gets a shot at the TV title tonight and will make it all
count.
We
go back to the ring for the contract signing for the Tag Team title match
inside a Steel Cage. The champs the
Steel Curtain come out first, followed by GM Max McGillicutty and finally
P&L with the Ambassador. The champs
are sitting at the table and they appear to be enjoying themselves. The Ambassador tries to complain about the
Steel Curtain sticking their noses in P&L business but Max says that
sometimes, that is how wrestling works.
The Ambassador takes the contract and reviews it. Satisfied, he has Phat and Lucas sign
it. Max then hands it to the champs and
they sign it. The four men stand facing
each other but the champs leave first.
On their way to the back, Buzz points up at the Omegatron and recaps
Phat’s ‘unfortunate’ episode. The champs
and the fans laugh as everyone finally leaves the ring.
It
is now time for the main event. Adam
Jameson comes out first to a good pop from the crowd. Next, the TV champion ScooterJ comes
out. Before the match begins, Reid
Rothchild’s manager Master Bull comes out and goes to sit at ringside. ScooterJ
looks a bit perturbed but doesn’t let it get to him. AJ had the slight advantage over the champ
because try as he could, he just kept being distracted by Master Bull just
sitting there. AJ nailed an Adam Bomb
but the champ kicked out easily. Both
men were putting on an entertaining show but the longer it went on, they began
to slow down. At one point, ScooterJ
needed a moment and he got out of the ring.
He walked around and confronted Master Bull. Bull stood up but didn’t say anything. ScooterJ jawjacked but lost track of the
count and almost got counted out. AJ
then threw the champ into the corner and as he charged, ScooterJ connected with
a superkick out of nowhere! He immediately
made the cover and with a foot on the ropes, got the 1-2-3. ScooterJ retains his title. He began yelling at Master Bull again but
Bull ignored him and just made his way to the back. (28 min)
With
that, the show comes to an end. Thanks
for reading. Stay tuned for more.
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