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As a recap, the Steel Curtain retained their tag team titles after
P&L failed in their attempt to win the gold. The Masked Gentleman had an impressive debut
but was upset with GM Max McGillicutty and has sworn that what is to come will
be on Max’s shoulders. Also, King CJ
still is having issues with Baron von Blood.
What will the Hashtag be up to next?
The
show kicks off after the pyro goes off but before the match can be announced,
Ravishing Ruby Princess makes her way down to the ring. Ruby gets on the mic and says she demands a
match against Ravishing Raquel. When
Raquel doesn’t answer the challenge, Ruby storms out of the ring.
The
first match kicks off with ladies in action.
First, Southern Belle comes out to a mixed reaction. Next, the Duchess makes her way out and the
two being fighting immediately. The
action never really got started in the ring and after a few minutes of trying
to get them in the ring to start the match and failing, he just threw the match
out. The Duchess ends up in the ring and
tells Belle to get in but Belle says she’s too smart and walks off. This one isn’t over…not by a long shot.
We
head backstage and see Ruby standing over someone gagged and tied to a
chair. HANG ON…that’s the Ladies
Champion Ravishing Raquel. Ruby is
taunting her saying that she will take EVERYTHING that Raquel holds dear and
will not let up until she is granted a title match. Ruby questions her “What? Don’t have anything to say? Well, I can promise you, I will take
everything you hold dear and then some until you grant me my title match. Make it happen or I WILL.” Ruby laughs as Raquel struggles against her
bonds.
We
get ready to head back to the ring when all-too-familiar music hits and out
comes the King of Cones – Magnum Kone.
Kone is back after his attack by Pete the Pun-isher. Magnum gets a huge pop from the crowd. Once in the ring, he asks for a mic.
“As
I was laying there after getting attacked by Pete, I was thinking What a Cluster. This is Nuts. But then it came to me…Holy Cannoli…I think I remember that little Chunky Monkey. He’s that kid
that would come in to the ice cream shop Half
Baked and order Peanut Butter and
Jelly (just because it makes a good sandwich doesn’t mean it is a good Ice
Cream flavor.) I had to kick him out
because he was chasing all my customers away with the bad jokes he was always
telling. He should be called Pete the
Pun-ish-ears. He is definitely not the
Good Humor man.
Pete
- if you have an issue with me and really can’t get over it, let’s settle this
in the ring. I am going to make Phish
Food out of you.”
Pete
the Pun-isher comes out and tells Magnum that he will NOT accept a match one on
one because Magnum will find a way to cheat.
He tells the King of Cones to go find a tag team partner and he will get
one and then they can have a match.
Magnum agrees and Pete walks off and eventually Magnum follows.
Our
next match takes place with Leiton Snake coming out to the ring first followed
by his opponent 5th Column member Oswald Zimmerman and his manager
Ant Graham. Graham was taken out early
by a Curb Stomp from Leiton and Zimmerman failed miserably without his
manager. Leiton owned the match and
brought this one to a relatively quick end after connecting with a single
underhook facebuster. (13 min)
Backstage,
the Masked Gentleman is sitting in his dressing room (he apparently does not
socialize with anyone). The Ambassador
knocks on the door and enters the room.
He tells MG that he was impressed with the win over Turnip (come on,
really, who wouldn’t have destroyed Turnip?) and wants to offer his services as
a manager. MG sizes the Ambassador up
and down and asks for his credentials.
The Ambassador mentions that he manages P&L but would love to take
on MG as his sole client and lead him to GLORY.
MG says he is not impressed and tells the Ambassador to leave. When the Ambassador was a little slow in
moving, MG stood up and menacingly glared at the Ambassador who took the cue to
get the hell out of there. MG mumbles
that if this is the best the HCW has to offer, it is a sad state of affairs.
Our
next match is up and Baron von Blood with his manager Ant Graham heads to the
ring first. Next, Muscles Thorpe comes
out to a pop from the crowd. Even with
his manager at ringside, Thorpe owned the match. About 8 min in, King CJ comes out and the
crowd pops. He sneaks down to the ring
and waits. Thorpe throws the Baron to
the ropes just about the same time Ant tried to distract the ref. That is when King CJ struck. He pulled the top rope down and Baron tumbled
out of the ring. CJ then dropped the
Baron with a DDT. He then hopped into
the audience and hid. Baron von Blood
got counted out awarding the match and win to Muscles Thorpe. (9 min)
King CJ takes off through the crowd.
Ant sees his guy out cold and complains to the ref who didn’t see
anything (because Ant was causing problems).
Ant helps the Baron up and to the back.
Magnum
Kone is backstage and comes across Texas Wildfire. Magnum asks TW if he had a match
tonight. TW says no. Magnum asked if he’d be up to a tag team
match. TW says “Sounds like a good
time.” Magnum says that he’ll make sure
TW gets his choice of ice cream (Vanilla!) after their match. Lurking around the corner is Pete the
PUN-isher (probably spying to see who Magnum was getting for his tag team
partner).
We
go back to the ring for the next match which is Superquake Ferguson vs Terra
Ryzing. After both men got into the ring
and the bell rang, a new song hit the speakers “the Masked Man Cometh” and out
comes the Masked Gentleman. MG walks down to the ring and climbed in. He then hit both men with simultaneous
lariats resulting in the match ending before it really ever got started. The ref ruled it a no contest but MG nailed
Superquake with the Welcome Mat and then hit Terra also with the Welcome
Mat. MG said that he is here, not to
make friends and could care less what the stupid fans thought. He is here for one reason… to make money and
win gold. MG looks at the carnage in the
ring with disgust and then leaves.
As
MG makes his way backstage, Pete the PUN-isher approaches him. MG tries to blow him off but once Pete pulls
out a wad a cash, MG starts to take notice.
Pete says he’ll make it worth his time to be his one- time tag team
partner. MG demands money up front,
counts it and says he’ll be there. He
asks who he is wrestling and Pete tells him Magnum Kone and the Texas Wildfire. MG sneers and walks off.
We
got some tag team action up next. First,
the King of Cones Magnum Kone & Texas Wildfire come out to a huge pop from
the crowd. Pete the PUN-isher comes out
next (apparently tonight’s partner wants his own intro) & finally, with “The
Masked Man Cometh” blaring over the loudspeakers (obnoxiously loud), Masked
Gentleman saunters down to the ring at his own pace. The fans can’t decide who they dislike
more…Pete or MG. Magnum starts off
against MG (Pete is a coward) but MG dazzles everyone with his speed and
ferocity. When Magnum makes the hot tag
to Texas Wildfire, Pete tags himself in much to the surprise of MG. He looks angrily at Pete. Pete gets in but TW beats him all over the place. As MG stands on the apron, he is fuming. Finally, he shouts “F*** this” and he leaves
the ring. He takes the wad of cash out
of his pocket and put it on the ring. He
begins to wak away but turns back, takes the cash saying it is the cost of
doing business and he leaves. TW drops
Pete with the Bionic Elbow. Pete looks
to his corner and upon seeing his partner deserted him, he begins to
panic. TW goes for the Leaping DDT but
Pete nullifies it and jumps out of the ring.
He says he’s had enough and walks off.
Pete is counted out and the match is awarded to Texas Wildfire and
Magnum Kone. The two celebrate with the
fans before leaving. (15 min)
Backstage,
Perfect Pecs Stoddard says he is getting a title shot tonight against the Saskatchewan
Heavyweight International Title champ.
Says tonight, he will rename the title because no one really wants to
hold a title initialed S.H.I.T.
The
Savior talks about defeating everyone who sets foot in the ring with him and
that includes dimwits like Pecs whose bicep is bigger than his brain.
It’s
time for the MAIN EVENT. Perfect Pecs
Stoddard makes his way own to the ring and he gets mostly a negative
reaction. Next, the S.H.I.T. Champion
the Savior comes out and the crowd turned nasty. The Savior ignored them except one fan who
was just going off. He happened to have
a sign and the Savior yanked it from him and tore it to shreds. He laughed at
the fan before getting into the ring.
The match was close, probably closer than the champ would have
preferred. For 14 min, the champ held
the lead but after eating a White Noise Piledriver, he started to lose his
grasp. We pick up now at that mark.
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In the 15th minute of the match: =====
The
Savior rolled OC.
Perfect
Pecs Stoddard rolled DC
The
Savior executes a HEADBUTT....
Perfect
Pecs Stoddard absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 16th minute of the match: =====
The
Savior rolled OC.
Perfect
Pecs Stoddard rolled OC.
The
Savior executes a SPINNING HEEL KICK....
Perfect
Pecs Stoddard executes a IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER....
=====
In the 17th minute of the match: =====
The
Savior rolled OC.
Perfect
Pecs Stoddard rolled DC
The
Savior executes a VERTICAL SUPLEX....
Perfect
Pecs Stoddard neutralizes VERTICAL SUPLEX.
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In the 18th minute of the match: =====
The
Savior rolled DC
Perfect
Pecs Stoddard rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
The
Savior rolled OC.
Perfect
Pecs Stoddard rolled OC.
The
Savior executes a PACKAGE DDT....
Perfect
Pecs Stoddard executes a IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER....
The
Savior is attempting a pin (with his feet on the ropes)!!!
1...2...3
Perfect
Pecs Stoddard was pinned by The Savior!!!
The
Savior wins with a PACKAGE DDT over Perfect Pecs Stoddard!!!
The
Savior retains his title and flaunts it to the irate crowd as the show comes to
an end.
Be
sure to come back as we are really making some headway here. Same Bat-Time; Same Bat-Channel.
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