Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Well, last issue we saw Drew the Canadian Love Machine become the NEW
World Champion defeating the Stache.
Stache was then taken out by his nemesis the Wraith. The Wraith said he would address the fans
even if they don’t deserve it (his words, not ours). The show begins with another promo from the
Masked Gentleman.
*MG
Enters the room for another promo* “So it has come to be that a Mere league
such as HCW has called upon the services of MG....I would like to say I am
flattered, but to be honest it was to be expected. As I am the Premiere
wrestler in all of "PWSville" so HCW wants to see if they can match
the wits and brawn of Masked Gentleman...I will just have to prove my
self-righteousness to them. HCW look out....MG Is going to be wearing your
hardware at any cost. I am going to tick people off left and right in HCW, I
don’t care if the bosses don’t like it. Just Shut up and deal with the anarchy.
For The #BlackAndBlueCrew is now in motion in HCW.” *MG Stares at the camera as
it fades to black*
We
head to the ring for our first match. The
Wraith makes his way down first and he is booed. His opponent for the evening is the Axe and
he is defending his spot in the World title top 10 lineup. The Wraith tried to attack Axe but he was
ready for it. After about 3 minutes, the
Wraith began to stun both the Axe and the fans watching. Eventually the Axe took control back. The Wraith, not happy with how the match was
going, grabbed a chair whacking the Axe with it resulting in a
disqualification. The Axe retains his
spot however the Wraith doesn’t let up with the chair shots. He beats down on the Axe just enough to
ensure he’s not getting right back up.
The Wraith then demands a mic. He
gloats about how he just annihilated the Axe and how he rid the HCW of the
Stache. “That LOSER will never come
back. He knows I’m the top dog in this
yard now and we won’t have to see him around ever again.” He chucks the mic out of the ring and leaves
while medics are still tending to the Axe.
(14 ½ min for the match; 20 for the segment)
Backstage,
Scarlett Phoenix is talking about her match against Ladies Champion Ravishing
Raquel. She says that Raquel is a solid
champion but the next time they meet, she will win. Just then, “Ravishing” Ruby Princess walks
over and calls Scarlett a nobody since she lost to an imposter. Ruby says she is the ‘real Ravishing One’ and
if she wants to see how good she really is, she’ll be ready to take her
out. Ruby then walks away. I guess these two will be meeting later.
Our
next match is a qualifier for a future shot at the US title. First, former champion Superstar Chic Monroe
comes out to booing from the crowd.
Next, music changes and out comes the Texas Wildfire. The fans pop for him. He makes his way down to the ring. Monroe goes right on the offensive and owned
the match but he could not keep TW down for a 3 count. After about 8 minutes in, TW began an
offensive run and Chic could not stop him.
After catching TW with a knee to the gut, Chic stopped to showboat
thinking he had this one locked up. He
turned around only to get caught off guard by the Hangman Clothesline. Wildfire makes the cover and gets the 3
count. TW continues his winning ways and
leapfrogs into the US title hunt. (11
min)
Backstage,
the Ambassador is complaining to GM Max McGillicutty about P&L being left
out of the tag team tournament…something they would have won; not the Steel
Curtain. He continues that Max is holding
his team back. Max tells the Ambassador
that P&L are in action tonight but it’s not against the champs; it’s
against 2 members of the 5th Column managed by Ant Graham. He wishes the Ambassador ‘good luck’ and
escorts him out of his office closing the door behind him.
We
head back to the ring for our next match which is a tag team match. First, music hits and out comes the
Desperados (El Chango & Leon Teremoto).
After they make it to the ring, their opponents – the California
Connection (Dude USA & Jesse California) make their way out. For the first 5 minutes, the Desperados had
full control but after a skirmish on the outside of the ring, the California
Connection OWNED them. We can’t recall
ever seeing the Desperados get beat that bad.
It wasn’t until the final moments of the match did the Desperados look
like their original selves. As the clock
was counting down the final seconds of the match, Jesse went for the Famouser
Leg Drop Bulldog but El Chango reversed it dropping him and then jumping to the
top rope to hit a shooting star press.
El Chango was slow to make the cover so by the time he got his arm
draped over Jesse, the bell rang bringing this one to a close. (20 min draw)
Karl
Braun & Wendell Hammerschmidt are backstage with their manager Ant Graham
and they say that they will make short work of P&L sending them back under
the rock they came from.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
Scarlett Phoenix makes her way out first. She gets a good pop from the crowd. She is then followed out by Ravishing Ruby
Princess. Ruby is once again dressed in
similar fashion to the Ladies Champion Ravishing Raquel. Ruby sees a fan with a Raquel sign and she
grabs is and tears in in half before throwing it on the ground. These two put on a hell of a match but Ruby
cheated to keep the momentum in her favor.
An interesting note is that there were no pin or submission attempts
until Ruby hit the Rubysault for a 2 count 13 minutes in. Scarlett would be tossed out twice before
Ruby would lock in the Ravishing Rubywing.
Scarlett would make it to the ropes to break the hold. Ruby hit another Rubysault for another 2
count. Just as the match was nearing the
time limit, out of desperation, Scarlett hit the Black Widow and as she made
the cover, Ruby got her foot on the rope in time to stop the count but then the
time limit ended bringing this one to a close.
Ruby got to her feet and looked on in astonishment as the Ladies
Champion Ravishing Raquel ran down to the ring.
Ruby panicked and took off through the crowd. Raquel took a mic and said that she wanted Ruby
in the ring and if she doesn’t agree soon, “This (motioning Ruby running away)
is going to be Ruby’s legacy – one of running away from a fight she KNOWS
she’ll lose.” Raquel then leaves the
ring. (20 min draw; 25 total for the
segment)
Backstage,
the Hollywood Star and ‘The Gold Standard’ Bruce Biltmore prepare for their
title match against the Steel Curtain.
The Star says that gold will soon be around their wastes and Bruce adds
that tonight will allow them to achieve their dreams of being on top of the
world.
The
next match on the card is more tag team action.
Ant Graham comes out first with 5th Column members Karl Braun
& Wendell Hammerschimdit. Next, the
Ambassador leads P&L – Phat Sol and ‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston to the
ring. Ant directs his team to immediately
attack P&L this one is a slobberknocker without ever actually
beginning. The ref was never able to
gain control of the match so he threw it out.
GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that at the next show, instead of
tag action, both teams will be in singles competition against each other. Max then warns the two managers that if they
cannot control their respective stables, HE will do something about it. Max then leaves as the two teams eventually
depart. (no contest)
In
preparation for the main event, the Steel Curtain (Buzz & Starbuck Steel)
are watching the monitors and laugh at P&L.
Buzz starts off “Ya know ‘Buck, those two schmucks can’t figure out how
to wrestle in a match and they want a shot against us?” Starbuck replies “Buzz, I’ve been thinking
the same thing. These two feel the only
way to make a name for themselves is to jump us. This (pointing to the monitor) is the perfect
example of why these two are undeserving of a shot against us.” Buzz finishes “We’ve got the fans behind us
and their support will see these belts around our waists for as long as we want
it.” Starbuck says “Word” and they head
to the ring.
It’s
time for the Main Event. The Steel
Curtain vs Hollywood Star & Bruce Biltmore make their way to the ring first
and they are booed. Next, the champs the
Steel Curtain come out and they get a huge pop.
This one barely got started before the Ambassador led P&L down to
the ring. Buzz Steel nailed Bruce with a
german suplex but then got hurled out of the ring. While the Hollywood Star
distracted the ref, P&L attacked the champs. Phat Sol hurled Starbuck into the steel steps
and then after beating Buzz down, handcuffed him to ringside. P&L then backed up the ramp to avoid
causing the DQ. However, with Buzz as
the legal man and now unable to get back into the ring, he gets counted out but
the belts, much to the dismay of the Star & Biltmore, do not change hands
on a countout. Starbuck recovered using
bolt clippers, snapped the cuffs.
P&L then ran after seeing that they have now pissed off the
champs. The Hollywood Star and Bruce tried
to get the ref to award them the belts but he would have nothing to do with
it. Buzz and Starbuck then hit the ring
and quickly disposed of their opponents.
Buzz requests a mic. “Alright,
enough is enough. You two ladies wanted
our attention? Guess what, you’ve GOT
it. You want us in the ring? Fine.
Hell, we’ll even put the belts on the line but we get to determine the
type of match. Tell ‘em ‘Buck.” Starbuck takes the mic. “Max, draw up the contract and tell those two
cowards they’ll have nowhere to go once we are in the confines of a STEEL
CAGE!” The fans pop and the champs turn
to the camera and say “Word!” With that,
the show comes to an end.
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