Wednesday, November 16, 2016

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #522


MG arrives via limo.  He walks in giving the cold shoulder to everyone he passed.  He walked up to the staff setting the lineup for tonight’s show and demands to be ‘the Main Event’   The Masked Gentleman mocks his contract, stating that his name on the contract was in the wrong font, and that it must have been printed out on Max's Commodore 64 printer, and that it looks like there is whiteout covering crayon typos on the contract.  He then walks off.

We head to the ring for the first match of the evening.  After what transpired last show, 5th Column member Karl Braun said he wanted Ivan Dragovich in the ring.  The rambunctious Russian was quick to accept.  Braun and his manager Ant Graham went to the ring first.  Ivan then comes out and the fans give him a pop.  The two immediately go at it and didn’t stop until the time limit bell rang.  Ivan took Graham out of the equation early but recovered enough to stop Ivan from pinning his guy.  Graham would get Karl’s foot on/under the ropes to break the count numerous times.  Finally, after the bell rang bringing this one to a close, Karl & Ant hightailed it out of the ring.  Ivan made his way around the ring interacting with the fans before leaving.  (20 min)

Outside, a car pulls up and out exit the World Tag Team Champs the Steel Curtain.  Starbuck says that tonight they put those upstarts in their place.  Buzz looks at the camera and says “Word”.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  The Hashtag King CJ comes out first to a big pop from the crowd.  Once in the ring, his opponent Wilber Townsend comes out.  Wilber turned up the heat and King CJ got a little cooked.  It didn’t help that a few minutes in, 5th Column member Baron von Blood made his way out and sat at ringside.  Wilber took advantage of CJ’s distractions and ran with it.  CJ was going to the hangman’s DDT but Baron tripped him at the ropes.  A pissed off CJ threatened him and turned just as Wilber connected with a running crossbody.  Wilber made the cover and Baron held CJ’s foot down while the ref counted to 3.  Wilber Townsend gets the win but exits the ring as Baron enters with a chair.  Baron tried to smash CJ with the chair but the King kept rolling out of the way eventually exiting before any damage could be done.  The Baron was pissed but then again, so was the King.  I’m sure these two will have a showdown sooner rather than later.  (8 min for the match; 12 for the segment)

MJ is backstage with his tag team the Smashers and they are ready to begin the climb back up and take their titles back.  Tonight, they go through the Desperados and after they send those ‘western good ol’ boys’ back to their homes, the Smashers will once again rule the tag team scene.

We head back to the ring for the next match.  First, the ‘enforcer’ of the Queen’s Court the British Crippler comes out and she is booed.  Next, her opponent Kimberly Kiccass comes out and she gets quite the opposite reaction.  Kimberly hits the ring only to eat a clothesline from the Crippler.  The Crippler dominated the match but began to get cocky.  Twice, when going for a pin, she pulled Kimberly up by her hair.  Very unsportswoman like.  After reversing a sharpshooter attempt by the Crippler, Kimberly caught her with a flying hurricanrana and with a hook of the leg, got the 1-2-3.  Kimberly gets the win but immediately bails out of the ring as the Crippler got to her feet pretty quick.  BC talked to the ref about the fast count and when he saw she wasn’t calming down, he bailed out of the ring.  A pissed off British Crippler left the ring all the while being taunted by the fans.  (10 min)

Back in his office, GM Max McGillicutty invites all the managers to watch the debut match of the Masked Gentleman which is coming up after this next match.  Master Bull says “No thanks.  He’s no Reid Rothchild”.  Bull then departed leaving managers MJ, the Ambassador, and Ant Graham to watch the new guy debut.

We go back to the ring for tag team action.  The Smashers (without MJ) head down to the ring first.  They are then followed out by El Chango & Leon Teremoto – the Desperados.  The Desperados actually got a pop because the Smashers are just that much more despised.  The Smashers totally dominated the Desperados but without their manager MJ, they couldn’t seem to figure out how to go for the pin.  They kept looking to their corner for their manager but he wasn’t there.  The Desperados kept their hopes alive by constant tagging in and out.  Finally, the end of the match was nearing and Smasher #1 dropped El Chango (who was not the legal man) with a DDT.  He rolled out of the ring as Leon locked in a Gorilla Hug but Smasher #1 would not quit.  The bell then rang bringing this one to a time limit draw.  The Desperados left while the Smashers wandered around the ring, seemingly lost, until the ref showed them out of the ring.  (20 min)

Backstage, Phat Sol & Red Hot Lucas Johnston (without their manager the Ambassador) said that they are making history tonight when they become the NEW World Champions.  Lucas leaned to the camera and mockingly said “word”.  They then walked off camera laughing.

It’s time for the match that the managers backstage were waiting for.  The ring announcer first introduces the challenger – Turnip.  Turnip gets a pop as he walks to the ring.  Next, his opponent, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada – the Main Event – the Masked Gentleman!  MG walks down to the ring as smug as only he can be; just raising his head at the meddling fans and not giving them the time of day since this is HIS moment, not theirs.  He makes his way around the ring before taking his time entering the ring.  The bell rings almost immediately and MG is put off that he didn’t get to do more showboating in the ring.  He decided to take it all out on Turnip and that he did.  For 18 minutes, MG beat the living tar out of Turnip and even after hitting the Welcome Mat multiple times, he would not go for the pin.   Finally, MG sets Turnip on the top turnbuckle and then nails a Superplex.  MG places a foot on poor Turnip as the ref counts 1…2…3.  MG just won in DRAMATIC fashion.  He then picks up Turnip and nails the Welcome Mat.  The fans boo and he soaks it in.  He nails another Welcome Mat and now the ref is standing between them trying to get him to stop when all of a sudden, Texas Wildfire runs down and TW stands over Turnip to prevent any further attacks.   (18 min)

*MG looks at his fallen opponent, and just stares him down, then is disgusted by the appearance of Texas Wildfire smearing his moment in the ring. He wants to attack Texas Wildfire, but the ref makes sure he doesn't, but clearly MG Is irritated that Texas Wildfire is in His Ring, and wants more than anything to get rid of him. Visibly Upset, MG Points and stomps the mat in protest to the referee wanting TW out of the ring in his moment of triumph. You can almost hear the anger in his voice as TW definitely stole his moment in the ring, as he goes through the ropes and then starts getting upset at the classless fans around ringside as he slowly starts going up the ramp to the backstage area, sneering at the fans and then pointing at TW mumbling how upset he is about TW stealing his moment in the ring.*

Backstage, the managers all seem impressed with the debut of the Masked Gentleman.  They depart.  MG arrives backstage and sees Max who is telling the ring crew to go ahead and head to the ring to set up the steel cage for the main event.  MG walks over and complains about not being in the main event.  “Oh” Max says.  “I thought you wanted to be CALLED ‘Main Event’”.  MG storms off but turns and says what will transpire will all be on Max.  He walks off.

It is time for the Main Event.  P&L (Phat & Lucas) make their way down to the ring and enter the cage.  Next, the champions the Steel Curtain come out and they waste no time at entering the ring.  P&L attack the champs as the bell rings and this one is off to the races.   The champs owned the first part of the match but after a few minutes of cheating, P&L started to own the champs.  We join the match at the 7 minute mark.

===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====

Starbuck Steel rolled OC.

Phat Sol rolled OC/TT

'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston,  Phat Sol double teaming for 1 rounds.
'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston executes a DDT....

Phat Sol is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Phat Sol executes a CATAPULT INTO CAGE....

Starbuck Steel executes a ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S)....

Double teaming ends.

===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====

Starbuck Steel rolled OC.

Phat Sol rolled DC

Starbuck Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....

Phat Sol attempts to defend against OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK but is unsuccessful.

Starbuck Steel tags out to Buzz Steel

===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====

Buzz Steel rolled OC.

Phat Sol rolled DC

Buzz Steel executes a FLYING KNEE SMASH....

Phat Sol absorbs the punishment.

Buzz Steel is attempting a pin!!!

1...
Phat Sol kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====

Buzz Steel rolled DC

Phat Sol rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Buzz Steel rolled OC.

Phat Sol rolled OC.

Buzz Steel executes a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX....

Phat Sol executes a Bodyslam....

Buzz Steel tags out to Starbuck Steel

===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====

Starbuck Steel rolled OC.

Phat Sol rolled DC

Starbuck Steel executes a BUCK U (NECKBREAKER)....

Phat Sol absorbs the punishment.

Starbuck Steel is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3
Phat Sol was pinned by Starbuck Steel!!!

Starbuck Steel wins with a BUCK U (NECKBREAKER) over Phat Sol!!!

The Steel Curtain retain their titles as the fans pop for them. P&L leave the ring as the cage is raised.  The champs stay and celebrate with the fans as the show comes to an end.


Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned for more action.

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