Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Tonight’s show is coming to you from Tampa Bay, FL – CJ’s home away from
home. The show kicks right off with the
GM of the night coming out to address the fans.
“Helllllllo
tampa bay....the sunshine state where the weather is warm, and the females are
always hot!!!!!! (pop from the
fans) But guess what, things are about
to get a whole lot hotter up in here!!!!! (another Pop) And no offense, but
this promises to be the most epic free per view in ALL OF SPORTS
ENTERTAINMENT!!!! I promise to be bring the fans the best in all of sports
entertainment ever.......so tampa bay welcome to the HASHTAG SHOW!!!!!!!! (pop) Tonight we will have a show for the people,
brought to you by the people, all about the people who make the HWF CSWA the
single most recognized leader in all or sports entertainment...and yet some how
some way The stooge has made it into the hashtag show............this show
needs to be about those not normally given a chance so I say those who want to
step up tonight can see me about making the cut on the HASHTAG SHOW…for those
who don’t , take the night off and have a beer on Max! hahahahha......ummmmm Mr
corney cones, im speaking to you!!!!! keep your asses in the back take some
notes and find out what real talent, well every one but that 70s guy, the
masked ron jeremy, has to offer.........so tonight you will see the best of the
best in the industry under 1 roof FOR FREE, AND ONLY ON THE HASH TAG SHOW!!!!! So
Tampa Bay get ready because there are no gimmes tonight...no warm ups, no lay
down matches in here tonight, so tampa bay make some muter effin noise!!!!!! (HUGE
POP) Ohhhh and stac...i mean stache
please be ready to step up and show your worth up in here!!!! To the owners
sorry, but tonight its all about the mega talent, once again for the people, by
the people...and about the people that really matter.........stache how the
hell you make the HASHTAG SHOW????? But enough of the hype, and chitter
chatter.....its about that time to get your asses to the ring and give everyone
what they expect in the HASHTAG SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!! So ring announcer do your job and
get our 1st to mega stars out here and give the people what i know they want
.......CJ OUT.”
The
show begins with a title match. Tyson
Kidd comes out first and heads to the ring. X-Division Champion Tyler Breeze
comes out next. For the first 11 minutes
of the match, Tyson went toe to toe with the champ but after that, Tyler got
his bearings and destroyed Tyson. Kidd
didn’t make it easy for the champ and the fans were really into this
match. The match ended after Tyler hit
Kidd with a hurricanrana. (huge pop from
the fans). Tyler made the cover and got
the win. (25 min)
CJ
is back on the ramp and says “woooow that's how you open a HASH TAG SHOW!!!!! Tyler
and Sting will have a contract signing later on for Starcade but what is a HASH
TAG SHOW without the biggest man in all of the hwf cswa????? My friend, a man
who has more than earned my respect.......what is a HASH TAG SHOW without the
BIG SHOW!!!?????” Show enters from behind the curtain with a huge pop from the
crowd.....
CJ:
“Show you’re a man of men, a former champ....and a man whom I have had the
pleasure of doing business with and fighting for my life in that squared
circle....a true giant in this industry!!!!!”
Show gets a huge pop from the crowd grinning and taking it all in.
Show: “CJ, we had our fair share of battles and you
too have earned my respect. This guy,
the Stache, he however has not.”
CJ:
“so Show who would you like to see in
the main event tonight...who is worthy on the HASH TAG show????”
Show: CJ, I think you should allow the Stache to
choose his own opponent but the stipulation needs to be that you reserve the
right to make any last minute changes if his opponent chooses not to wrestle. I think the fans will never forget......THE
HASHTAG SHOW!!!!!” CJ and the Big Show
shake hands as we get ready for our next match.
Our
next match has X-Factor member Christopher Daniels taking on Enforcer member
Mark Henry for placement in US title lineup.
Daniels had control early on until he decided to take the fight to the
outside of the ring. At the 7 minute
mark, Mark Henry nailed the World’s Strongest Slam on the floor and Daniels
struggled thereafter. Mark would go for
numerous pin attempts but Daniels kept kicking out. The longer the match went on, the more
vicious Mark Henry became. Finally, Mark
nails a World’s Strongest Slam right in the center of the ring. Daniels has nothing left in his tank. Mark makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3. Mark Henry moves up the rankings. (25 min)
The
Stache is in the back. “CJ, you’re an
idiot. You give me the ability to pick
my own opponent after that crap you pulled at the last show? Well guess what, I did pick my opponent and
if you think you embarrassed me, just you wait and see how much egg your face
will hold. Oh, and I’ll announce my
opponent when I’m good and ready.” He
walks off the camera.
We
go back to the ring for our next match. Prince Devitt takes on ‘Luke-warm’ Lucas
Johnston. Johnston started off the match
by slapping the taste right out of Devitt’s mouth. That was about it for an offense that
Johnston got. Prince tore him up after
that. He also refused to go for the pin
wanting to continue to inflict more and more pain on Lucas (which he did). Finally, Prince got Lucas locked in an ankle
lock and Johnston tapped out. Prince
wouldn’t let go and the ref threatened to disqualify him if he didn’t let
go. Finally, Prince relented and
Johnston hobbled out of the ring. Prince
got a nice pop from the fans. (18 min)
CJ
comes out and says that it is time for a contract signing between Tyler Breeze
and Sting for the X-Division title.
Tyler is in the ring and is questioning where Sting is. Sting then
repels from the rafters. Tyler says that
Sting is always trying to hog the limelight and hold everyone back. Both men sign the contract and then Tyler
starts to poke Sting in the chest. Sting
fights back with lefts and rights and then drops him with the Scorpion Death
Drop. Tyler rolls out of the ring and
grabs his title. He threatens Sting as
he backs up the ramp.
CJ
sees Leon Teremoto walking around backstage and tells him to man up and fight
in a match…which is up next. (editor’s
note…I wonder if he was the secret opponent for the Stache…)
In-ring
action continues with Leon Teremoto vs Curtis Axel. The newest member of the Desperados started
off strong then began to falter. Axel
didn’t do much better as after a few minutes, he too started to suck. Axel locked in a rear chin lock and then Leon
nailed a spinebuster out of nowhere. He
picked Curtis back up and locked in a Gorilla hug. Axel, out of steam, tapped out. Leon Teremoto wins this one by submission.
(11 min)
CJ
comes out and says that tonight’s main event will actually NOT be the Stache vs
whomever as he has just gotten two of the biggest names in the CSWA to agree to
a match tonight. A title will be on the
line and it will blow you away.
The
next match is a battle between members of respective 6 man tag teams. The Varsity Club’s Frankie Kazarian takes on
Prestige Inc.’s own Magnus. This is for
placement for the Intercontinental title hunt.
The match was pretty close but the longer it went on, the British
superstar kicked it up a notch. Frankie
tried for a desperate move by climbing to the top turnbuckle but Magnus stopped
him and hit a huge bodyslam. Magnus made
the cover and got the 1-2-3. Magnus
moves up in the rankings and Kazarian moves down. (12 min)
The
American Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) are in the back and they say
that the Steel Curtain got lucky…damn lucky in their last match and there is no
way they are losing tonight.
We
have a women’s match up next with Alicia Fox taking on new hire Bayley. Bayley got a huge pop from the crowd and that
didn’t sit well with Fox. Alicia
attacked Bayley before the bell rang but Bayley fought her off and got this one
started. Bayley surprised the hell out
of the veteran and that caused Alicia to panic.
She dragged Bayley to outside of the ring and then repeatedly smashed
her head into the ringside barrier. Fox
then rolled back in to beat the 10 count.
Alicia gets the countout win but the fans are irate. Fox, realizing she was not appreciated, took
off. Bayley gets a standing ovation and
she shakes the hands of fans before leaving. (13 ½ min)
There
is a break as crew come out and begin assembling a steel cage which is then
raised above the ring.
Match
#2 between the Steel Curtain vs Wolves is up next. The Steel Curtain (Buzz & Starbuck Steel)
are up by one. If they win this one,
they will be awarded the belts again and their record will be reinstated. If they lose, it goes to sudden death at the
next show. The Wolves had a slight
advantage over the Steel Curtain but Buzz and Starbuck made frequent tags to
keep each other fresh. The Wolves looked
like they had this one sewn up until the Desperados (El Chango and Leon
Teremoto) ran out and attacked the Steel Curtain. The bell rings as the ref has just
disqualified the Wolves and they are pissed off. The match is awarded to the Steel Curtain and
they are once again the World Tag Team Champions. The Wolves then teamed up with the Steel Curtain
and disposed of the Desperados. All 4
men have a staredown before the finally shakes hands. (15 min)
CJ
comes out and invites the Stache to the ring.
Stache comes out and says he’s picked his opponent. CJ says before you reveal, there was a change
to the match. It would now be a Steel
Cage match AND whomever loses will actually be OUT of the PPV. Stache is livid. “You can do that” the Stach screams at CJ. “I’m the GM of the night and yes, I can. However, I’ll give you another option. Door #2.
You can choose Door #2 and not be locked into the cage/PPV loss
stipulation”. El Chango makes his way
out and goes to talk to the Stache in the ring.
We barely heard (I’m not losing my spot at the PPV so think of something
else.) El Chango then leaves. Stache thinks about it and relents. Door #2 it is. “Fine.
I’ll take this option.” Music
hits and out comes…Brock Lesnar. Brock
gets into the ring…and the cage drops.
Oops. Stache is beside himself
and looks scared out of his mind. The
Stache didn’t do as bad as we expected but Brock still owned the match. At the 13 minute mark, Brock chokes the
Stache between the ropes and the cage and then nails a press and slam. He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3 but
before he can leave, the Stache stops him.
He has 12 minutes to score a pin or submission. Brock looks at him with a look that says “you
really want more?” and Brock continues the beatdown. Brock beats Stache down until at the 19
minute mark, Brock throws the Stache to the corner but Stache scales the
turnbuckles and the cage and then hits a B-52 kneedrop from the top of the
cage. He looked to be hurt and it took a
while to make the cover but Brock managed to kick out at 2. Brock recovered first and continued the
beatdown. As we got to the 25 minute
mark, Brock nails an F-5 and Stache is down and out. Brock walks to the cage door and exits. Brock Lesnar wins this one. Bray Wyatt then runs down and attacks
Brock. Both men fight until the Desperados
came out to join the fray. All 3 beat
down on Brock and then Bray laid him out with Sister Abigail. Bray leads the team to help the Stache and
they all head to the back together. (25
min for the match; 30 for the segment)
CJ
comes back out and announces the main event.
CJ introduces the challenger – X-Factor member AJ Styles. He hits the ring to a nice pop. CJ then introduces the CSWA World Heavyweight
Champion Samoa Joe. CJ says that this
one will also take place in the cage as he wants to make sure that there is one
clear winner. AJ takes control right
from the get-go by catapulting Joe right into the cage busting him open. Joe knew that he’d run out of steam from
blood loss if this went on too long. AJ
nailed a gut buster but Samoa Joe locked in the rear naked choke right in the
middle of the ring. AJ was caught off
guard and struggled as he might, he could not get free. He ends up tapping out. Joe then picked up AJ and threw him, face
first, into the cage. Joe makes it to
the door and exits. Samoa Joe wins the
match in only 4 minutes. Medics met Joe
outside the cage and he tried to shoo them away but they insist on cleaning him
up. AJ ends up leaving on his own but he
too got cut – just not as bad as Joe. (4
min)
CJ
comes back out and enters the ring as the cage is raised to end the show and he
is interrupted by Hardcore Champion Magnum Kone. CJ mocks him and then two guys jump CJ in
the ring and beat CJ down. Magnum goes
to the ring and joins in the beatdown.
Magnum nails the popsicle and CJ is down and out. Magnum introduces his new “muscle” and one
guy is wearing a shirt that says “Ben” and the other, yep you guessed it, says
“Jerry”. The Stache makes his way back
out to view the carnage but ends up backing off after seeing what Ben and Jerry
did to CJ. Magnum raises the arms of his
team and that brings the show to a close.
Thanks
for reading. Stay tuned. Starcade is getting closer.
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