Hello
everyone and welcome to our special Black Friday issue. This show was taped in advance to allow
everyone out there to partake in the insanity that is Black Friday. GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that
the Starcade PPV is officially sold out but can still be viewed on PPV. He also announces that today’s line up will
be 100% managed by Desperado member The Stache.
He cannot hire, fire, suspend or otherwise penalize any employee. The same will go for CJ when he hosts the
next show. Max then introduces the GM of
the Day…The Stache.
The
Stache comes out and says that he’s dug deep and he feels he’s come up with a
fantastic card that he is sure will see the fans vote him the better manager
over CJ. For now, he’s kicking off the
show with the first of 3 matches between the American Wolves and the Steel
Curtain.
The
Wolves (Davey Richards & Eddie Edwards) come out to a decent pop. They are then followed by the Steel Curtain
(Buzz and Starbuck Steel) who also receive a good pop. The Stache announces that this will be a no
DQ match and we need to see a solid match because whoever wins the titles will
be facing the Desperados (El Chango and Leon Teremoto) at the PPV. Wow…I didn’t think that had been announced
yet but…there you have it.
For
the first 4 minutes of the match, both teams were evenly matched. A double team attack on Buzz brought Starbuck
in and he nailed a Shooting Star Buck taking both men out. Starbuck and Davey brawl for a bit before the
Desperados (El Chango and Leon Teremoto) come out and attack Starbuck and then
take off. Starbuck drops Davey and both
men make the hot tag to their partners.
Buzz charges at Eddie but ends up eating a piggyback stunner. Eddie showboats before going for the pin but
WAIT…Buzz reversed the pin and the ref counted 1-2-3! The Desperados are STUNNED. The Stache is STUNNED. Stache tells his team to head back to the
ring but the Steel Curtain take off through the crowd. The Desperados are pissed off but eventually
leave the ring. (8 min for the match; 12
for the segment)
Match
#2 is ready to begin and it is Jeff Hardy taking on the A-Team’s Alberto Del
Rio. X-Factor member ‘The Man’ Austin
Aries comes out to sit at commentary and Del Rio is not happy. Every time Alberto got a run going, Aries
would distract him and Hardy would take control of the match. Finally, Alberto got tired of Aries’
“interference” and got in Austin’s face.
Alberto took a swing at Austin but Aries ducked and slapped the crap
right out of Alberto. Aries then threw
Del Rio back in the ring before leaving (the ref never saw any of this). Hardy drops Alberto with a knee to the gut
and then nails a Swanton bomb to get the 1-2-3.
Jeff Hardy is the winner of this match.
(19 min)
CJ
comes out and says he has a video he needs to show. It shows the Stache offering a bribe to the
Wolves to take out the Steel Curtain.
Stache also says that the Desperados will do a run in but will only
attack the Steel Curtain. The video ends
and CJ is shaking his head. “Absolute
power corrupts absolutely and the Stache is a weasel. No ifs, ands or buts about it.” CJ then leaves.
Match
#3: We go right to our next match which has
Solomon Crowe taking on Varsity Club member Jack Swagger. This will be for Crowe’s placement in the
X-Division line up. Swagger maintained
control of the entire match but only barely.
Crowe, for a newbie, held his own.
It wasn’t until Swagger tried for a running kneelift and Crowe caught
him with a dropkick to the gut that the tide finally turned. Swagger was holding his stomach in pain and
Crowe locked in the stretch muffler. In
the center of the ring, Swagger had nowhere to go so to avoid any further
damage, he tapped out. Solomon Crowe
retains his spot.
The
Stache is pissed off that his rouse was uncovered so he said that CJ will
pay. The Stache goes to Brock Lesnar and
offers to pay him insane amounts of money to destroy CJ. Brock says he doesn’t have time for such
nonsense and slams the dressing room door in Stache’s face. The Stache’s eyes go all wide as the perfect
thought just occurred to him. He leaves
to go follow up on it.
Match
#4: Enforcer member Ryback makes his way
to the ring and out runs the Bulgarian Bully Alexander Rusev. Rusev attacks and beats down on Ryback before
throwing him in the ring. Rusev yells
for the bell to be rung. The attack
Ryback received kept him off his game and Rusev controlled the entire match and
got the win after hitting the Accolade.
Rusev stands tall over Ryback before leaving.
In
the back, Bray Wyatt tells the Stache he wants to wrestle tonight. He’s heard through the grapevine that the
Stache as a surprise for those here tonight and he wants to be a part of
it. “Of course…and I think I found you
the best tag team partner.” Bray starts
to laugh and the Stache joins in and both just cackle as the camera goes dark.
Match
#5: Making his way to the ring is
Kalisto and he is followed out by the whitest white guy on the planet –
Sheamus. Kalisto never let Sheamus get
any offense mounted. He dominated the
Irishman and in just 5 minutes, finished him off with an inverted Indian
Deathlock. Kalisto retains his ranking
spot.
The
Stache makes his way back out and says that it is time for CJ to have his
match. He calls him out and sends him to
the ring. CJ makes his way out and once in the ring asks who his opponent will
be. The Stache (with an evil grin on his
face) says he found the best person to CJ to fight and it’s someone who has a
history with CJ. Music hits
(Welllllllll, it’s the Big Showwwwww) and out comes the Big Show. (For those of you who may not remember, CJ
and the Big Show feuded over the Hardcore title). CJ actually looks worried. Show gets in the ring and at 7’ tall, towers
over CJ but he stands his ground. The
bell rings and Big Show immediately grabs CJ by the throat. He pulls his arm back to deliver a knockout
punch…and stops. CJ then hits Big Show
with the lightest punch to the jaw EVER and Show collapses. CJ makes the cover 1-2-3! CJ has won the match…what the hell is going
on?!?! CJ hands Big Show an envelope
full of cash and Show takes it and leaves.
The Stache is beside himself. CJ
motions to the Omegatron where it shows the Stache once again trying to buy
services and Big Show takes the money.
Moments later, CJ sees Big Show and they plot against the Stache. CJ and Show shake hands and agree Show will
do “the job” in exchange for even more money.
CJ leaves through the crowd.
The
Stache is left fuming on the stage and then Bray Wyatt’s music hits. Bray comes out and tells the Stache to let it
go as the main event of all main events is now.
Stache shakes it off and accompanies Bray Wyatt to the ring. Stache gets on the mic and introduces Bray’s
tag team partner…John Cena. Cena comes
out and the booing is almost deafening.
Cena gets in the ring. The Stache
then says that tonight marks the return of some familiar faces but they are
lacking one thing…a soul. Bray has
stolen their souls and they want retribution.
Music hits and out comes Kane followed by the Undertaker. The Stache says that this match will be a
Buried Alive match. Bray has promised to
put the Brothers of Destruction to rest once and for all. The Stache says that the winning team must
put BOTH of their opponents into the grave.
===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Bray
Wyatt rolled OC/TT
Kane
rolled OC.
Bray
Wyatt, John Cena double teaming for 1
rounds.
Bray
Wyatt is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Bray
Wyatt executes a SCOOP POWERSLAM....
John
Cena is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
John
Cena executes a YOU CAN'T SEE ME....
Kane
executes a THROW BOTH OPPONENTS OFF DIRT MOUND....
Double
teaming ends.
===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Bray
Wyatt rolled OC.
Kane
rolled OC.
Bray
Wyatt executes a BURIAL BACK BODYDROP AND
SISTER
ABIGAIL....
Kane
executes a STOMP INTO GRAVE....
Bray
crawls out and back to the ring
===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Bray
Wyatt rolled OC.
Kane
rolled OC.
Bray
Wyatt executes a HURL OVER ROPES....
Kane
drags Bray over the ropes with him and executes a RAM INTO RINGPOST....
===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Bray
Wyatt rolled DC
Kane
rolled OC.
Kane
hurls Bray and executes a KNOCK REF UNCONSCIOUS....
Bray
Wyatt attempts to defend against KNOCK REF UNCONSCIOUS but is unsuccessful.
Referee
is incapacitated for 3 more rounds.
===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Bray
Wyatt rolled DC
Kane
rolled OC.
Kane
executes a THROW OUT OF RING....
Bray
Wyatt reverses THROW OUT OF RING!
Bray
Wyatt executes a SCOOP POWERSLAM....
Kane
absorbs the punishment.
Bray
Wyatt tags out to John Cena
Referee
is incapacitated for 2 more rounds.
===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====
John
Cena rolled OC.
Kane
rolled DC
John
Cena executes a SIDE SUPLEX....
Kane
reverses SIDE SUPLEX!
Kane
executes a THROW OUT OF RING....
John
Cena absorbs the punishment.
John
Cena tags out to Bray Wyatt
Kane
tags out to Undertaker
Referee
is incapacitated for 1 more rounds.
===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Bray
Wyatt rolled OC.
Undertaker
rolled OC.
Bray
Wyatt executes a SHOVEL SMASH TO BACK OF SKULL - DRAW BLOOD....
Undertaker
shakes it off and executes a THROAT LIFT....
Referee
is no longer incapacitated.
===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Both
men are down.
Bray
Wyatt rolled DC
Undertaker
rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
Bray
Wyatt rolled DC
Undertaker
sits up.
Undertaker
rolled OC.
Undertaker
executes a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER....
Bray
Wyatt attempts to defend against TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER but is unsuccessful.
Undertaker
is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
John
Cena makes the save!!!!!
===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Bray
Wyatt rolled OC.
Undertaker
rolled OC/TT
Kane, Undertaker double teaming for 2 rounds.
Kane
is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Kane
executes a SHOVE DOWN....
Undertaker
is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Undertaker
executes a NA....(Cena grabbed Undertaker’s leg preventing him from doing
anything)
Kane,
Undertaker are double teaming for 1 more rounds.
===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Kane
rolled OC/TT
Undertaker
rolled OC.
Bray
Wyatt rolled DC
Undertaker
is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Undertaker
executes a THE LAST RIDE....
Kane
is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Kane
executes a THROW OUT OF RING....
Bray
Wyatt attempts to defend against Double Teaming. but is unsuccessful.
Double
teaming ends.
===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Bray
Wyatt rolled OC/TT
Undertaker
rolled OC.
Bray
Wyatt and John Cena both pick up shovels and smash Undertaker in the head. John Cena then drags him over to the grave
site and dump him in with the F-U. Undertaker injured for 10 rounds!!! Bray gets back in the ring.
Kane
rolled OC.
Bray
Wyatt executes a SCOOP POWERSLAM....
Bray
Wyatt scores 8 points.
Kane
executes a FACE RAKE....
Kane
scores 7 points.
Bray
Wyatt tags out to John Cena
Undertaker
is injured for 9 more rounds.
===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====
John
Cena rolled OC.
Kane
rolled DC
John
Cena executes a THROW OPPONENT OFF DIRT MOUND....
Kane
attempts to defend against THROW OPPONENT OFF DIRT MOUND but is unsuccessful.
Undertaker
is injured for 8 more rounds.
===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====
John
Cena rolled OC.
Kane
rolled OC.
John
Cena executes a KNUCKLE JAM....
Kane
executes a STAND ON THROAT....
Undertaker
is injured for 7 more rounds.
===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====
John
Cena rolled OC.
Kane
rolled DC
John
Cena executes a SHOVEL ATTACK TO FACE - DRAW BLOOD....
Kane
attempts to defend against SHOVEL ATTACK TO FACE - DRAW BLOOD but is
unsuccessful.
John
Cena is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Kane
was pinned by John Cena!!! Cena and Bray
drag Kane over to the grave and dump him in.
They each grab a shovel and scoop dirt onto both men bringing this one
to a close.
John
Cena and Bray Wyatt win with a SHOVEL ATTACK TO FACE - DRAW BLOOD over Kane!!! (14 ½ min)
John
looks at Bray and he has this crazy look going on and he decided to
leave…quickly. The Stache joins Bray in
the ring and says that this man is the next Triple Crown Champion. The show ends with fans throwing junk at the
ring (more at the Stache than at Bray).
Thanks
for reading. Stay tuned for CJ’s turn.
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