Hello
fans and welcome to our Friday the 13th special issue. The show begins with a 19 person Diva’s
battle Royal but only 18 have shown up.
Here is how it went down.
Alicia Fox (f) was eliminated by Brie Bella (f) with - Throw Out Of
Ring after 2 minutes
Angelina Love (f) was eliminated by Gail Kim (f) with ROPES - Throw
Out Of Ring after 5 minutes
Velvet Sky (f) was eliminated by The Southern Belle (f) with - Throw
Out Of Ring after 4 minutes
Madison Rayne (f) was eliminated by Madame Jade (f) with - Throw Out
Of Ring after 10 minutes
Cactus Jackie (f) was eliminated by Charlotte Flair (f) with - Throw
Out Of Ring after 3 minutes
Nikki Bella (f) was eliminated by Paige (f) with TOSS OUT OF RING
after 3 minutes
Fabulous Taylor Bella (f) was eliminated by Summer Rae (f) with -
Throw Out Of Ring after 3 minutes
Natalya Neidhart (f) was eliminated by Jupiter Jane (f) with - Throw Out Of Ring after 2 minutes
Awesome Kong (f) was eliminated by Sasha Banks (f) with - Throw Out
Of Ring after 3 minutes
Brie Bella (f) was eliminated by Charlotte Flair (f) with - Throw
Out Of Ring after 2 minutes
Summer Rae (f) was eliminated by Madame Jade (f) with ROPES - Throw
Out Of Ring after 2 minutes
Gail Kim (f) was eliminated by The Southern Belle (f) with THROW OUT
OF RING after 2 minutes
Jupiter Jane (f) was eliminated by Paige (f) with - Throw Out Of
Ring after 3 minutes
Sasha Banks (f) was eliminated by Charlotte Flair (f) with - Throw
Out Of Ring after 3 minutes
Charlotte Flair (f) was eliminated by The Southern Belle (f) with -
Throw Out Of Ring after 4 minutes
The Southern Belle (f) was eliminated by Paige (f) with TOSS OUT OF
RING after 2 minutes
Paige (f) was eliminated by Madame Jade (f) with JADE BREAKER and
Throw Out Of Ring after 4 minutes
It
looks like Madame Jade is going to be the winner but our mysterious 19th
person has finally shown up…Ravishing Raquel returns and she gets an unexpected
pop. She rushes the ring where she and
Jade battle for 8 ½ minutes until…
Madame Jade (f) was eliminated by Ravishing Raquel (f) with TOSS
OVER TOP ROPE after 9 minutes
Ravishing
Raquel wins this one in her return to the squared circle. She takes the mic and reminds us that winning
this entitles her to a title shot. She
calls out Diva’s Champion Jupiter Jane and says she’ll cash in at the PPV. It doesn’t matter who has the title between
now and then; she’s walking out the champ.
GM
Max McGillicutty comes out and says that this was a HELL of a way to start off
the show. He says that he expects the
rest of the show to meet or exceed the level of excellence we just saw. On to our next match.
North
American Champion Jay Lethal vs Curtis Axel is up next. This one goes just under 7 minutes and ends
with Axel getting counted out of the ring after he got upset and walked out of
the match. Kevin Owens then appeared on
stage with a mic and said that Jay Lethal is a phenomenal champion but he has
not meet him yet. He promises that if
Lethal gets in the ring with him, Lethal will walk out 10 pounds lighter. Lethal invites him down but Owens says “when
the time is right.” Owens then leaves.
Phat
Sol is in the interview area and he was asked why he decided to mess with the
Miz. “I came to the HWF and CSWA to
defend the honor of my niece. I did
that. Now it’s time for me to do my own
thing and that is go after a title. The
Miz is a big name here and when you enter someone’s yard uninvited, you’d
better prepare for a fight. I’m preparing
for a fight against the US Champion.
Miz, I’m here.”
We
go back to the ring for our next match.
First, out comes Band member The Axe.
He is followed out by Elitist Champion Reid Rothchild. Reid is accompanied by Ravishing Raquel who
flaunts her briefcase with a contract in it.
She shows off the contract showing it’s been signed (she’s smart not to
make the same mistake CJ did back in the day).
The Axe starts off with hitting Reid with the Axe and nearly taking his
head off. Axe then controlled the match
and barely gave Reid any breathing room.
There is a commotion from the crowd as the Canadian Express (the Savior
and Drew, the Canadian Love Machine) hit the ring and attack the Axe. The ref rings the bell disqualifying Reid (he
didn’t care as he was getting destroyed).
Reid took his title, grabbed Raquel and then left. Axe tried to fight off both Drew and the
Savior but eventually succumbed. Dirk
Devon then ran out to assist but all he did was pull Axe from the ring to avoid
any further beatdown. He helped his
partner from the ring and never looked back.
The Savior and Drew celebrated in the ring before leaving. (7 min)
Music
hits and the lights go out. An eerie
blue light highlights the ramp. A tall
dark figure wearing a trenchcoat and large hat makes his way to the ring. The fans know who this is and start chanting
“Undertaker…Undertaker.” The figure
holds up a hand and then drops all but one finger. He’s flipping off he crowd. He removes the hat and its…John Cena. Cena says all the fans were duped and he
really pulled one over on them. He
laughs until the lights go out again but are on moments later and standing in
the ring behind John is…the Undertaker.
John looks scared until he drops the Undertaker with a kick to the
gut. He laughs again saying the fans are
morons and they fell for it again. He
keeps on laughing as *GONG* sounds over the loudspeakers and this time, out
comes the REAL Undertaker. Cena stands
his ground as Taker enters the ring.
Taker walks up to Cena who says “It’s all a joke man” and then
Undertaker grabs Cena by the throat and chokeslams him. Taker drags his thumb across his throat
calling for the tombstone piledriver but Cena quickly gathers his wits and
rolls out of the ring. Taker points to
a sign in the rafters that reads “STARCADE” and then points to himself and then
to John. The *GONG* sounds again and
Cena nearly jumps out of his skin. Cena
retreats up the ramp while the Undertaker stares at him and then eventually
leaves.
It
is time for another title match with Mike Bennett requesting his match against
Hardcore Champion Magnum Kone. Both CJ
and the Stache are banned from ringside with the stipulation that if they
interfere in any way, they will lose their spot at the PPV. The ref announces that this will be boot camp
rules. Bennett pulled out all the stops
but try as he might, he couldn’t keep the King of Cone’s shoulders down for the
3 count. At one point, Bennett reversed
an Ice Cream Sandwich and went for a dropkick which was reversed and Kone hit
the ICS anyway. The crowd popped for
it. Mike started wailing on Magnum with
Big Right Hands but the bell rang bringing this one to a 30 minute draw. Kone takes his title and leaves.
Back
in the interview area, Tyler Breeze explains why he took out Sting. “Sting, it doesn’t matter if you opted to
stay out of the IC tournament or not.
The fact of the matter is: I was
the #1 contender. Not you. You weren’t even a blip on the radar but
because the sheep want to see you, management gives you the preferential
treatment. I tell you what: You want a piece of me for what I did? Fine.
However, I am the X-Division Champion.
You want me in the ring, you’d better make it worth my time. I don’t wrestle for free so pony up. I’ll let you decide what you think is
right.” Breeze then walks off camera.
It
is time for the main event. Kurt Angle
comes out first and introduces his team:
The Varsity Club. Bo
Dallas…Frankie Kazarian…and Jack Swagger.
The Varsity Club enter the ring and pace as they wait for the
champs. They don’t wait long as the
A-Team (Alberto del Rio, Adrian Neville & Antonio Cesaro) all make their
way out. They flaunt the titles in front
of the fans and mock them as they head to the ring. Swagger is immediately triple teamed and
beaten down and kept in the A-Team’s corner.
They would not allow him to make a tag.
When he got close, someone would take the ref’s attention away so that
he could not see the tag. Del Rio did a
lot of the work and then tagged in Antonio Cesaro. Cesaro beat and wore down Swagger till he
could barely stand. Cesaro then nailed a
gutwrench suplex and while mocking the rest of the Varsity Club, got the
1-2-3. The A-Team are victorious in
defending their titles. The show comes
to an end with the A-Team prancing around the ring with their titles.
That
is all for now. Stay Tuned for more
action.
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