Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
As we get closer to our final PPV
of the year, Starcade, things are definitely ramping up. GM Max McGillicutty is in his office and says
that Starcade will in fact be a 3 day event that will be preceded by a fan
fest. Those tickets for the fanfest are
now on sale and are expected to sell out quickly so if you want to attend, you
best jump on that now.
Pyro
kicks off the show as the Desperados (the Stache and El Chango) make their way
out to the ring. The Stache takes a mic
and says that he has gotten both CJ and Magnum Kone right where he wants
them. CJ will walk out as the Hardcore
champ and there is nothing anyone can do about it. He then turns to El Chango and hands him the
mic. El Chango says that while CJ is
pursuing his vengeance against those who’ve wronged him, he feels the need to
get back in the action but not as a singles competitor. El Chango says that he’s spoken to their
leader Bray Wyatt and he’s allowing them to bring another member into the Wyatt
family. El Chango introduces….Leon
Teremoto. Leon comes out and is booed
pretty heavily. He doesn’t seem to care
though. For those of you “old-schoolers”
out there, he had a close resemblance to Dutch Mantel. If you don’t know who that is, look him up
(you’ll be in for a treat). Leon takes
the mic and thanks the Stache and El Chango for allowing him to become part of
the team. He says that even though the
Stache has unfinished business that will take him to Starcade and maybe beyond,
the Desperados need to re-assert themselves as a dominant tag team. He asks El Chango to allow him to team up and
El Chango accepts. Leon then throws out
a challenge against the Canadians. He
wants to see how well he works with the Great El Chango.
Their
opponents, the Savior and Drew, the Canadian Love Machine make their way down
to the ring. The match starts off with a
bang with Leon and El Chango hitting the Canadians with double powerbombs on
the floor injuring them. The Desperados
seemed to get the upper hand but couldn’t capitalize on it. Drew and the Savior battled back and started
taking it out on the hides of the Desperados.
The Stache made his way over and distracted the ref. Leon blasted Drew with a chair shot and El Chango
took him down with a flying spinning heel kick.
El Chango makes the cover and gets the win. Stache joins his team in the ring and they
stand victorious before leaving. (11
min)
HWF
World Champion Brock Lesnar, via satellite, says he’s unbeatable and will
accept any challenge. Kurt Angle walks
by and turns and says he will challenge Brock.
This match will take place next week.
We
head to the ring for our next match which is a non-title match between Jay
Lethal and Kevin Owens. This one was not
only a battle of wits but a knock-down drag-out fist fight. Lethal and Owens went toe to toe for a good
solid 15 minutes but after Lethal missed with a Macho elbow drop, things went
Owens’ way. Kevin kicked things up a
notch and began beating down on Lethal.
Owens goes for a Canadian stomp but Lethal reverses it and goes for a
double axe handle smash but that gets reversed and Kevin hits Lethal with a
nasty heabutt dropping the champ. Kevin
scurries up the turnbuckle and nails a moonsault. SPLAT!...right on Lethal. Kevin makes the cover and gets the
1-2-3. Kevin takes the mic and says he
will meet Lethal at Starcade and this time, the belt will be on the line. (20
min)
In
the back, there is a knock on the dressing room door for the Desperados. A man introduces himself as a representative
for some brands who have an interest in the Desperados. He enters the room and explains that new
sponsors have stepped up and like the new attitude of the Desperados. The representative says that the time for
“kiddie” sponsorship is over and it’s time for some grown up action. He says that “Bullet Bourbon” and “Old West Tobaccer” are willing to pay
handsomely for the Desperados to accept the sponsorship. The Stache accepts and the representative
said that Leon is also included in this.
(Gee, Leon gets accepted into a new group and already has
sponsors). All 4 men shake hands as the
rep sits down and pulls out the contract.
The door then closes.
We
head back to the ring for a title match between the champion the Miz vs Phat
Sol for the US title. Phat Sol makes his
way to the ring cheered by the fans. The
Miz then comes out and power walks to the ring.
He says on the mic that he only needs 15 minutes to defeat Phat. He doesn’t waste any time and goes right
after Phat. Phat easily holds his own
and shrugs off most of the offense from Miz.
Phat Sol outwrestled the Miz and before we knew it, the 15 minute time
limit bell rang. The ref calls this one
a time limit draw and Phat celebrates as he lasted longer than Miz
expected. The Miz gets all kinds of
pissed off and attacked Phat. Sol battled
back and nailed the Phat’s Enough and Miz was dumped out of the ring. Phat gets on the mic and says that if Miz
wants to settle this, they can do it in the ring and the title will be on the
line once and for all. Miz hollers he
wants this and agrees. (15 min for the
match; 20 for the segment)
We
cut to the back where the Tag Team Champions the Steel Curtain are talking
about their match tonight. They are
defending the titles against the American Wolves and are confident they will
walk out with the belts intact. GM Max
McGillicutty walks over and says that their match will be a best of 3 falls/60
min time limit match. They are ok with
that.
Women’s
Champion and member of the Beautiful People Angelina Love comes out and says
she will defend the Women’s title against Gail Kim and once she’s done with
Gail, she’ll move on to Paige and then the rest of the roster. Once she’s defeated them all, she will be the
Best there is, best there was, best there ever will be. She gets booed for that. Gail then makes her way out to the ring. Angelina immediately attacked Gail but Kim
took the fight and the match to the champ.
Gail threw Angelina around like a rag doll. Just as Angelina was mounting a comeback,
former champion and member of the Beautiful People Southern Belle made her way
out. Angelina stopped in her tracks and
started to yell at her former teammate.
Southern Belle waltzed around the ring ignoring the champ. This gave Gail the perseverance to
continue. Gail bounced up and hit the
champ with a Christo. She then rolled
Angelina up and scored the 1-2-3. Gail
Kim has just become the NEW Women’s Champion.
(18 min)
CJ
makes his way to the ring and asks for a mic.
“The queen of cones, the stache, a wrestlers who resembles the 70s
version of crotchless panties..... and now a masked new comer all after 1
man.......in the heart and soul of country music a rap battle....believe me the
former hash tag is not amused...as a matter of fact he's down right
pissed....I've never been 1 to back down... as a matter of fact I welcome any
and all challenges...now some no name masked mark is trying to use the #hash
tag# as his intro to THE MOST ELECTRIFYING program in ALL of sports
entertainment...are you serious????? I
don't know who you.....and neither does anyone else!!!! But if you think you can rush the #hashtag#
from behind you've got another thing coming to you...as a matter of fact you
have #CJ now coming for you!!!! So you
better run and hide and keep that little thong over you face, because I promise you I will find you and I
will beat you from pillar to post in the ring and all around the arena! CJ out.” (drops the mic).
The
Desperados come out and surround CJ in the ring. They all jump in to attack and out comes the
Steel Curtain for the save. The Stache,
El Chango and Leon Teremoto all end up backing away.
GM
Max McGillicutty comes out and says that the Steel Curtain needs to remain in
the ring for their next match where they will defend the Tag Team titles
against the American Wolves. Buzz and
Starbuck Steel remain in the ring while the Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie
Edwards) make their way to the ring. Max
says that this match will be best of 3 falls with a 60 minute time limit. The first fall goes to the Wolves in 14
minutes after Eddie nailed Buzz with a piggyback stunner. The next round goes to 20 minutes and after
shaking off the rust, the champs exploded on the challengers and Starbuck hits
Davey with a Starplex and rolled him up for the pin. That left 26 minutes left in our one hour
time limit match. Max comes back out and
says that the final fall will have a Falls count anywhere stipulation. The Desperados made their way back out and
while Leon Teremoto distracted the ref, El Chango and the Stache blasted both
Buzz and Starbuck with steel chairs.
After beating the champs down, they threw Buzz back into the ring. The final fall goes 16 minutes and after
connecting with a backpack chinbreaker, Eddie Edwards rolled Buzz Steel up for
the 1-2-3. The American Wolves have just
become the NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. As
the Wolves are in the ring celebrating, Max comes back out and is visibly
pissed off. He gets on the mic and has
security remove the Desperados from the building. Just as the Desperados are leaving, CJ runs
back out and takes out both El Chango and Leon Teremoto with a chair. Max sends CJ away too. Max says that he is tired of interference
causing belts to change hands. Max says
that he did not want to see the Wolves win dirty so he is immediately holding
the belts up and the Wolves are not happy.
Starbuck gets on the mic and says that Max just needs to allow them to
have one more match; one fall takes all.
If the Steel Curtain lose, they will bow out gracefully and will start
over to work themselves back up the ranking HOWEVER, if they win, then their
loss is erased from the books and they continue their streak. Max agreed and we have one final
confrontation.
By
the time the bell rang, all 4 men looked worn and beaten. Even though all of them were exhausted, this
match went the FULL distance and the bell ends up ringing at the 30 minute mark
and this one ends in a time limit draw.
The fans gave all 4 men a standing ovation. As all 4 men are being helped from the ring,
Max once again takes the mic and declares that there will be a Best of 5 Series
taking place between these two teams and the winning team will be crowned as
the new champions. With that, the show
comes to an end.
Thanks
for reading. Stay tuned for more action.
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