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fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
With the success the last show had after being helmed by the Nature Boy
Ric Flair, GM Max McGillicutty decided that this evening’s entertainment, even
though he is onsite, he will pick a wrestler at random and that person will run
tonight’s show. Max takes a dart and
throws it at a (conveniently created) poster with the roster’s names all
listed. It lands on…Zack Ryder. Max yells “CRAP” and just as he was going to
try it again, Ryder walks by and sees this and goes “Woo woo woo. I’m in charge. Just you watch…tonight’s gonna be the night
Zack Ryder becomes a house hold name.
Woo woo woo.”
Ryder
comes out and introduces himself as the stand in GM for the night. Ryder says that he’s going to give everyone
the matches they want to see. Zack then
says that even though tonight’s main event is Sonic Blade vs Sting for the
Intercontinental title, he is inserting himself into the mix. Ryder says tonight is his night to get
gold. He then calls out the competitors
for our first match.
Match
1: Taylor Bella vs Summer Rae for
Summer’s title spot. This one went 19
minutes and Summer defended her spot in the lineup like a champ. Summer retains her spot after hitting Taylor
with a reverse kneeling facebuster and rolling her up for the pin.
The
Stache makes his way out and mocks Magnum Kone for not having the “cajonies” to
accept the challenge. The Hardcore
champion makes his way out and tells the Stache he actually has accepted the
stipulation. He will take on the Stache
tonight and CJ at the next show. Once he
defeats them both, they will be removed from the top 10 and will be nothing
more than a fleeting memory. He walks
off.
Ryder
is back out taking about how great the show is so far (people start to boo him)
but he tells the fans to hold fast as our next match is getting ready.
Match
2: Canadian superstars the Savior and
Drew, the Canadian Love Machine come out for their match against the
Uso’s. The Savior was destroying Jey Uso
but after Dirk Devon and the Axe (the Band) came out and distracted them, the
Uso’s turned up the heat. Dirk attacked
the Savior on the outside of the ring dropping him with the Pearl Drum Drop
leaving Drew on his own. He could not
fight off the double teaming and ended up getting pinned after he got hit with
a chop and elbow drop from Jey. After
the match, the Axe attacked Drew hitting him with the Axe and the Band was
booed while medics came out to help the Savior and CLM. (25 min)
Zack
is back out again and says that the Band will feel the reprecussions of their
interference in good time. He says that
the Old West meets Ice Cream in this next match.
Match
3: The Stache vs Magnum Kone. If Kone wins, the Stache will not get a title
match. CJ makes his way out and goes to
sit at commentary; a move that pissed off both Kone and the Stache. Before the match could begin, Magnum went
over and got into CJ’s face and started to jawjack. The Stache took advantage of the distraction
and blasted Magnum with repeated chair shots.
He rolled Kone back in and in just 5 minutes, he gets Magnum to tap out
to the Handlebar (camel clutch). The
Stache then turned his focus to CJ who appeared in the ring. A surprised Stache gets caught with a
superkick and he drops like a sack of potatoes.
CJ laughs and then leaves the ring.
(5 min)
Zack
is back out and says that it is time for a title to be defended. He introduces the next match:
Match
4: The 6-Man champs the A-Team (Alberto
el Patron, Adrian Neville and Antonio Cesaro) come out first. Alberto has a mic and says that after setting
a dispute over a name, he is back to using Alberto Del Rio. Del Rio and his teammates head to the
ring. The challengers, the Varsity Club
(Jack Swagger, Kazarian and Bo Dallas) led by Kurt Angle come out next. The Varsity Club took the champs to
school. The A-team didn’t know what hit
them and had lots of trouble trying to figure things out. The only thing on the champs side tonight was
the time limit. After this one went the
distance and ended in a time limit draw, the champs grabbed their belts and
took off. Kurt and the Varsity Club
celebrated briefly and then left. (30
min)
Zack
came back out and basically called the last match boring. He was hoping for some serious action but
both teams let him down. He says that when
he’s in the main event tonight, it will be spectacular. Until then, though, here’s another match.
Match
5: Kalisto vs the Nigerian Wraith for
his title spot. Zack stayed out on the
ramp and really seemed bored with this match too. There were some high spots but our temp GM
didn’t seem to care. Kalisto ends up
retaining his place after dropping the Wraith with an enzuigiri. (20 min)
Zack
says that the main event will be a 60 minute battle. He takes off his coat and makes his way to
the ring. He introduces Sting next and then
the IC champion Sonic Blade. Blade
actually got the biggest pop of the night.
Zack didn’t much care for that. Zack
says that whomever scores the most pinfalls in the 60 minutes will become the
new Intercontinental Champion. Zack
Ryder scored the first pin on Sonic Blade in 19 minutes after dropping him with
a missile dropkick. Sting scored the second
fall on Ryder after he nailed him with a Stinger Splash in the corner and got the 1-2-3
in 12 minutes. The 3rd fall
ends up going to the champ after Sting got counted out after being attacked by
Tyler Breeze in 6 ½ min. Breeze said
that he was supposed to be the #1 contender.
Breeze said that it was a good thing for Ryder that he was the temp GM
or he would have been taken out just like Sting. Ryder says that since Sting is not fit to
continue this match, he and Sonic Blade would continue this one in singles
action. The champ returned to his old
self and took the match to Ryder. After
beating him around the ring, Blade hits the Alhambra attack (tackle) and pins
Ryder for the 1-2-3. Sonic Blade
retains the title. Tyler Breeze jumps in
and goes to attack Blade but Sting shows back up and destroys Breeze. Breeze runs away and shakes his fist at Sting
as he cautiously backs-up up the ramp never taking his eyes off the
Stinger. Sting and Sonic Blade shake
hands as the show comes to an end. The
camera man goes to focus on Zack Ryder who’s been laid out on the outside of
the ring. The camera fades to black.
Thanks
for reading. Stay tuned for more action.
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