Hello
fans and welcome back to the action. GM
Max McGillicutty is back running the show and says that Ric Flair and, to some
degree Zack Ryder, did a decent job filling in but at the end of the day, this
show is his responsibility and only he answers to the owners on why a show
succeeds or fails. Max says that
tonight, in the main event, Miz will be defending the US title against
Abyss. The Tag Team Champs the Steel
Curtain will also be in action. Magnum
Kone vs CJ will also be on the card.
Now, it’s time for the show to kick off.
Tonight’s
show begins with Madame Jade taking on Cactus Jackie. It’s worth noting that Diva’s Champion
Jupiter Jane has not been accompanying her tag team partner to the ring. This reader seems to think that these two may
be on the outs. Cactus Jackie is in the
ring and she rubbing her eyes and saying “boo hoo…I don’t have a partner
anymore. Boo hoo. You know what Jade, I don’t need a
partner. I am this good on my own. I don’t need anyone holding me back or taking
credit for my work. I win based on just
how damn good I am.” Jade takes the mic
from her. “Prove it bitch.” This one went a pretty long distance with
Madame Jade controlling the bulk of the match.
Just when Jackie would start an offensive run, Jade just shut her
down. At the end of the match, Jackie
threw Jade to the ropes and Jade hopped up on the second rope, quickly turned
and caught Jackie with a flying dropkick.
Jade makes the cover and gets the win.
Madame Jade celebrates her win.
(17 min)
Taylor
Bella is in the back and she runs into Beautiful People member Madison
Rayne. Rayne makes fun of her because
none of the Bellas hold gold whereas Beautiful People member Angelina Love is
the Women’s Champion. Taylor replies and
says that makes Rayne a loser since she doesn’t hold gold. Madison started to get ticked off. Velvet Sky and the Women’s Champion then
joined Madison but then Nikki and Brea joined their sister and the 6 women had
a staredown. Taylor says that the Beautiful
People should take on the Bellas and see really who the better team is. Velvet speaks for her team and says “Anytime,
Anywhere”. Brea Bella says “then tonight
is the night. You better be ready.” Both teams then separated.
Our
next match on the card is 6 man tag team competition with the Varsity Club
taking on the Shield. The Shield’s
ranking in on the line here. Jack
Swagger reminds everyone that they took the A-Team, perhaps one of the best 6
man teams in the HWF and CSWA to the time limit. If they can stand toe to toe with them, the
Shield should be a cakewalk. Kurt Angle walks down and sits at ringside
watching his team. For 8 minutes, the
Varsity club looked like they struggled and then Swagger and Bo both get
injured at the hands of Reigns and Rollins incapacitating them for 3
minutes. Frankie Kazarian, though, held
his own. He cleaned house against the
Shield and held them at bay until Swagger and Bo recovered. Swagger was pissed and after making the hot
tag, turned up the heat against the Shield.
Even Bo Dallas got in some great shots.
As time went on, the Shield struggled more and more but constant saves
kept the team alive. All of a sudden,
the bell rings signaling the time has run out.
The Varsity Club OWNED the Shield and after the match, Reigns, Rollins
and Ambrose slunk away. Angle celebrated
with his team in the ring but then Kurt called out GM Max McGillicutty. Kurt said that the Varsity Club stood toe to
toe with the best and if not for a time limit draw, they would have beaten
their teams. Kurt asks for the Varsity
Club to get a shot at the champs the A-Team.
Max thinks about it and says he agrees and will give the next title shot
to the Varsity Club. While the Varsity Club celebrates in the ring, the A-Team
(Antonio Cesaro, Alberto del Rio and Adrian Neville) run in from the crowd and
drop the Varsity Club. The Champs surround Angle who goes on the offensive but
the numbers overwhelm him. After the
A-Team finished beating down Kurt, they stood holding their titles high in the
ring. (30 min for the match; 35 for the
segment)
Sting
is in the back being interviewed about his match against IC Champion Sonic
Blade. Sting says that Tyler Breeze cost
him the title and says that if he was really a man, he’d face him in the ring
and then we’d see who the better man really is.
Hardcore
Champion Magnum Kone heads to the ring and no longer associates with the
fans. It’s interesting to note that
since his heel turn, Kone has been on a losing streak. I guess not having the fans cheer and support
him has really affected his game. Kone’s
opponent CJ comes out next and gets a pop.
CJ makes his way to the ring but before he can enter, new music hits and
the Stache comes out on stage dressed in a referee shirt. Stache says that he has been granted
permission to be the special guest referee for this match and promises to call
it right down the middle. Stache walks
by CJ and gets in the ring. Magnum gets
in the Stache’s face and tells him he better not screw him or he’d tear him
limb from limb. Stache puts his hands up
in a “who me?” gesture. We all know that
the Stache has it in for CJ but he also wants that hardcore title. For 10
minutes, the Stache stood back and just let Magnum beat on CJ. Finally, he broke it up and Magnum got into
the Stache’s face. CJ regained his
composure and went on the offensive. CJ
dazzled Magnum with kicks, lefts and rights and put the champ on the
defensive. Just towards the end of the
match, Kone whipped CJ into the corner but the Stache *seemed* to purposely get
in the way and crashed to the mat. Kone
then set up CJ for the popsicle and nailed it but the Stache was down and could
not make the count. Magnum goes over and
shakes the Stache to wake him up.
Stache, not remembering where he was lashed out catching Magnum in the
face with a kick. Kone wobbled backwards
and CJ locked in a guillotine choke.
Magnum was fading but not fast enough for the Stache’s liking. He raised Magnum’s hand once (it dropped), a
second time (dropped again) and then the third time, it didn’t fall and just
went it seemed Magnum was going to recover, Stache forcibly pulled Magnum’s arm
down and awarded the match to CJ via submission. Stache then ends up attacking both CJ and
Magnum but the two opponent’s battle back and hurl Stache from the ring. CJ then turns to Magnum and sends him sailing. Everyone eventually leaves the ring. (17 min)
The
Steel Curtain (tag team champs) are in the back and they say that tonight, they
take on their old nemesis the Ascension and once and for all will drive them
out of the tag team scene.
Next
we have Gail Kim challenging Paige for her placement. Paige should be next in line for a shot at
the Women’s title but only if she can hold off the challenge from a former
champ. This had to be one of the closest
matches as far as how even these two were in recent memory. Both women traded blow for blow and stood
their ground. Paige goes for a
fishermans’ suplex but Gail powers out and locks in a dragon sleeper right in
the middle of the ring. Paige taps out
awarding the match and the next title shot to Gail Kim. (11 min)
Just
as Gail is getting ready to leave, the Beautiful People (Angelina Love, Velvet
Sky & Madison Rayne) come out and interrupt her. Love says that it doesn’t matter who her next
opponent will be, her title isn’t going anywhere. Gail leaves just as the Bella Trio (Nikki,
Brea & Taylor) all make their way out.
The smack talk changes from insulting Gail to insulting the Bellas. The Bellas immediately go on the offensive
but the Beautiful People bail. Finally
the match begins. The Beautiful People
controlled the tempo of the match and kept Taylor sequestered from her sisters.
Just as Taylor was going to score a pinfall on Madison, Angelina causes a
distraction and the ref shifts his gaze for only a moment. Velvet pulls Madison
out of the ring and sneaks in and rolls Taylor up. The ref turns to see a pin attempt and slaps
the mat 3 times awarding the match to the Beautiful People. Madison, Velvet and Angelina all quickly
leave the ring laughing while Taylor tries to explain Velvet was not the legal
person. The ref throws up his hands and
just leaves. Taylor is steaming. The Bella’s calm their sister down and
whisper in her ear. Her anger subsides
and a smile appears. They then
leave. (8 min)
The
US Champion the Miz says that ever since he defeated John Cena, his career has
been skyrocketing (actually, he hasn’t defended the title since). Miz says that Abyss will feel exactly what
Cena did…the taste of defeat. He then
laughs.
Back
to the ring for more action. The
Ascension (Konnor & Viktor) come out first with MJ and MJ takes the mic and
says that tonight the Ascension take back what is rightfully theirs – the tag
team titles. He is interrupted when the
champs the Steel Curtain (Buzz & Starbuck Steel) come out. The champs hit the ring and MJ bails. This one doesn’t get to go very long as MJ
stuck his nose where it didn’t belong.
Thinking he was doing his team a favor, he grabbed a steel chair and
threw it to Konnor. Konnor grabs the
chair but Buzz hits a superkick to the chair and it hits Konnor in the
face. The ref sees this and immediately
disqualifies the Steel Curtain. Konnor
and Viktor get the win but not the belts.
Konnor seems really pissed off and goes after MJ. Viktor follows him leaving the champs in the
ring. (4 min)
We
cut to the back for a promo from CJ:
“Ohhh
poor poor madame clowns...the queen of all clowns.....you see here....I know
what your gonna say, ohhhh they don't deserve a shot....they aren't
contenders...ohhh it wasn't fair CJ was ringside...you see I never interfered I
never stepped in....not until the match was over....and believe me Yosemite Sam
that was just a taste of what is coming your way!!!! Cuz you see I plan on
bringing it.....I may take a lump or two...but both of you are going to know
that you we're in one hell of a match..... and when the blood flys...the crowd
stops cheering and that bell is rung there will be only 1....no excuses no
interference no whining no crying, no excuses and NO HOLDS BARRED...and when
that gold is slung back on my shoulder the whole world will know that the
hardcore championship is back where it belongs!!!! And if by some small
chance....some miracle 1 of you 2 dingleberries wins, believe me I'll
congratulate you...hell I might even shake your hand.....but I'm not gonna run
down here and interfere with your next match...or grab a cronie or 2 to jump
you in the back....I'll take my ass back to the gym hit some weights.... run
some miles and return to work my way back to the top and I will whip your ass
from pillar to post!!!! So you 2 simpletons better be ready because CJ is
already hitting those laps....and pushing that iron...so rest assured hwf cswa
fans I WIILL BE BRINGING MY A GAME, and I WILL GET THAT GOLD!!!! SEE YOU 2 ASS
CLONES IN HELL IN A CELL CJ OUT!!! (drops the mic)
It
is time for our main event. The Miz
defends the US title against Abyss.
Abyss comes out with his Attitude Adjustment tag team partner Adam
Rose. Miz comes out first and then is
followed by his MizFit tag team partner the Fiend. The match begins and after blocking a flurry
of blows from Abyss, Miz took over and controlled the entire match. The Fiend did stop Adam Rose from interfering
and the two of them fought all the way to the back. Abyss looked perturbed that his partner
left. That hesitation allowed for the
Miz to hit a legsweep facebuster and roll him up (with a hook of the tights for
good measure) for the 1-2-3. The Miz
successfully retains his title. The show
comes to an end as Miz climbs the turnbuckle and holds the title high. BUT WAIT…What’s this…Phat Sol sneaks in from
the audience and goes up to the Miz and grabs him and hurls him down from the
turnbuckle to the mat below. Phat then
grabs the title and holds it high before dropping it as Miz regained his
composure. I think Phat Sol just made
himself an enemy.
Thanks
for reading. Stay Tuned for more action.
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