Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
We’ve gotten word that a lot of people (both internal and external) were
vying for the vacated GM spot. Owners
Mr. Bychowski and Mr. Meyers along with input from GM Hulk Hogan will have
their hands full for a bit with all the interviews they have to go through.
‘The
Elitist’ Reid Rothchild (backed up by Prestige Inc. members and 6 man champions
King Damian Sandow and Magnus and the NEW Women’s Champion Ravishing Raquel)
cut a promo about Master Bull. “You
know, I thought that jackass was dirty.
Prestige Inc. as the 6 man tag team champions along with the NEW Women’s
Champion Ravishing Raquel, should have gotten a pay raise but instead, that
fool goes to Vegas to blow our money on strip clubs. Well, you know what, he got what’s coming to
him and I for one hope he rots there.”
We find out through other sources that Prestige Inc. was actually going
to cover Bull’s debt (yep, those are really supportive friends until they found
out Bull screwed them all over.
We
head to the ring for our first match which is King Damian Sandow taking on Ethan
Carter III (ECIII). In 25 minutes,
Sandow gets the win after pummeling ECIII in the corner and finally pinned
him. I guess he was still upset about
the pay situation and took it out on Ethan.
(25 min)
We
cut to the back in the interview area where the Band (Dirk Devon and the Axe)
are saying that they will embarrass the Desperados tonight and then become top
contenders for those titles and take them like they would take candy from a
child.
The
next match is Magnus taking on Rockstar Spud.
This match goes a little longer with Spud putting up a better fight but
in the end, falls victim to a slingshot elbow drop from Magnus who got the
clean pin in the middle of the ring. (27
min). After the match, Spud tried
talking smack and Magnus hurled him over the top rope.
Back
in the interview area, #CJ makes his presence known. He says that he will deal with that “thief”
Magnum Kone all in good time but he proved himself at the Bash and deserves
respect; unlike the disrespect he got from the Rock a couple of shows ago. If Rock shows up again, he’ll deliver an
ass-kicking as only the #PC can.
Kane
comes out next and says that certain people are in line for title shots that
they do not deserve. One of those people
is The Stache who is currently in line for a shot at the IC title held by Brock
Lesnar. Kane calls out the Stache who
comes out to a pop from the crowd. The
match is pretty much even which is opposite from what we thought. We figured Kane was going to kill the Stache
but no such luck. At the end, Kane was
standing on the throat of the Stache and El Chango hits the ring and drops Kane
with a superkick. The ref rings the bell
and disqualifies the Stache awarding the match to Kane. The Desperados then hit their specialty move
on Kane dropping him like a bag of potatoes.
The Stache doesn’t seem to care.
They celebrate with the fans before leaving. (16 ½ min)
Back
in the interview area, Brie Bella is standing with her sister the Diva’s
Champion Taylor Bella and says she’s the #1 contender for the Diva’s title and
wants to cash in next show. Taylor was
speechless. As Brie walked away, Taylor said “Hey wait a sec…what?” and
followed her sister off camera.
We
head back to the ring for our next match which has #CJ taking on David
Otunga. Otunga was owning this match and
was almost embarrassing #CJ but after a kick to the gut and then a bulldog off
the top rope, #CJ gets the win. After
the match, #CJ stomps on Otunga sending him from the ring. As Otunga was leaving, he announces that he
is officially calling it quits. He told
GM Hulk Hogan he was retiring and decided to lay down for #CJ. #CJ begins to complain saying he beat him
fair and square but Otunga says that he was only feeding into #CJ’s ego. He laughed at him as he walked away. #CJ kept screaming “I’m the #PC!” and no one
seemed to care. (22 min).
Undisputed
Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt cuts a quick promo. "When Bray Wyatt makes a promise, he
always keeps it. So if they're going to keep lining them up here for us then I promise
we're going to keep on putting them down. All for you including you Austin
Aries. Abigail, Follow the
buzzards."
Our
next match is a non-title match between the Band and the Desperados (Stache was
pulling double duty – singles match before and a tag match now). The challengers, Dirk Devon and the Axe come
out first. The champs come out next and
get the loudest pop of the night. In
just 8 minutes, the former champions, the Ascension come out and attack…the
Band. They cause the match to be called
as a DQ and is awarded to the Band. Dirk
and the Axe brawl briefly before bailing.
The Ascension then turn and attack the Desperados but the Stache and El
Chango quickly dispose of them. Because
of the DQ, the Band will get a future title match.
GM
Hulk Hogan says that Otunga did in fact announce this would be his last match.
His spot in the HWF will be occupied now by Mr. Wrestling #5.
Next
on the card is Robbie E taking on the third member of Prestige Inc. ‘The
Elitist’ Reid Rothchild. He was accompanied
to the ring by Women’s champion Ravishing Raquel. One thing to note is that Reid nor did Raquel
acknowledge any of the fans. Reid went
right after E and was particularly aggressive.
He kicked, choked and eye gouged poor Robbie. E was able to stay toe to toe with him until
Raquel started to yell at him from outside the ring. Reid then planted Robbie with the Snakes
DDT. He made the cover and got the
1-2-3. He then kicked Robbie out of the
ring and celebrated with Raquel in the ring.
The fans booed. Reid then did the
unthinkable…he flipped them off and left.
WOW. What happened there?
After
a brief hiatus to clean up around the ring, it is time for our main event. Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt it
taking on CSWA world champion Austin Aries for the Undisputed title. GM Hulk Hogan comes out and makes this a non
DQ match. 10 minutes in, Brock Lesnar comes out and attacks Bray Wyatt dropping
him with the F-5. Aries goes to the top
rope and nails a 450 splash. He makes
the cover and the ref counts 1...2…3.
Austin Aries has just defeated Bray to become the NEW UNDISPUTED
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! BUT WAIT…Hulk
Hogan comes out and says that he’s not letting the most important title in all
of wrestling be decided on what he perceives as a DQ finish so this will now be
a best of 3 falls match. Austin Aries
seems put off. He doesn’t let it dissuade
him. He immediately takes the match to
Bray. Bray battles back and scores the
second pinfall in 10 minutes (his feet were on the ropes). The third fall is hard fought. Brock comes back out and Aries bails out of
the ring. Brock stares daggers at Aries
and then hits Bray with 2 consecutive F-5’s.
He then grabs a chair and delivers a 3rd F-5 on the chair. He leaves and tells Aries he’ll be next. Aries tires to get back in the ring but Brock
drops him with an F-5. He kicks both men
out of the ring. Bray somehow manages to
handcuff Aries to the ringpost which prevented him from getting back in the
ring. All of a sudden, someone runs in
from the crowd. It’s none other than Big
Van Vader. He immediately nails Bray
with a Vader Bomb and it looks like he hurt himself doing it (the fans
ridiculed him on twitter after that). He
limped away as the ref counts 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. He counts Bray and Aries down and out says
the fall ends in a double countout. As
Brock is making his way to the back, he is attacked by Sting and the two brawl
as the show comes to an end.
I’m
sure there will be fallout from this one.
Stay tuned.
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