Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Today’s issue comes jam packed with more action and will see both the 6
Man Tag Team champs Prestige Inc. defending their titles as well as the CSWA
World Champion Kurt Angle.
Wandering
around backstage once again is the Caped Crusader. He is sulking; dragging his feet and not
watching where he is going. He stops
when someone steps in his way. It is
none other than CSWA World Champion Kurt Angle.
Angle asks what the h…e…double toothpicks is going on. What IS his problem anyway? The Crusader looks up at Kurt with a defeated
look in his eyes and says “You were a hero to millions. Now, you are no better than the scum you used
to fight. You WERE somebody, Kurt. Now, you’re a no body.” The Crusader begins to walk away but Kurt
grabs his arm. “Hold on a moment. I’m the damn World Heavyweight Champion. You better recognize.” “Kurt” the Crusader interjected “I recognize
you for what you are…a cheat and a coward who deserves everything coming to
him. Enjoy your tainted limelight.” The Crusader walks away. Kurt shakes his head and moves on.
We
head to the ring for our first match which has former X-Division Champion Tyler
Breeze challenging Xavier Woods for his spot for the X-Division title. Their fight goes 23 minutes and Breeze is
whupping Woods’ ass. Finally, after the
ref actually pleaded with Breeze to end it, Tyler nails Xavier with the Implant
DDT and this one is over.
In
the back, Austin Aries approaches CSWA GM Hulk Hogan. “Hey Hulkster, can I have a word?” Hogan says sure. “I think I’ve done a great job continuing to
lead the A-Team like a leader does but now I feel I deserve more. I’d like to ask for that title match against
Kurt Angle tonight.” Hogan thinks about
it and says “Sure, Brother. Do the
former ‘Hogan’s World Order’ proud.”
Aries promises to get the job done.
Our
next match is Sting taking on Buff Austin.
For the first 6 minutes of the match, Sting is beating the HELL out of
Austin. Suddenly, HWF World and
Undisputed Champion Bray Wyatt comes out.
Sting sees him which causes a distraction. Wyatt drags his rocking chair behind him and
sets it up on the stage and sits in it.
He starts singing “I’ve got the whole world in my hands” when Buff nails
Sting with the 3-inch punch and almost gets a 3 count. Sting then spent most of the match on the
defensive. Right at the 11 minute mark,
Bray started to make his way down to ringside.
Sting stopped short of delivering a Stinger splash and ate another
3-inch punch. Buff rolled Sting up and
with his feet on the ropes, gets the 1-2-3.
Buff Austin has just defeated Sting.
Buff sees Bray approaching and leaves the ring. Bray gets in the ring and starts to help
Sting to his feet only to hit him with Sister Abigail. As Sting is out in the ring, Bray asks for a
mic.
"My
tongue, my tongue is the scorpion's tail. And when it starts striking, people
start getting behind me. And they start getting behind me because I offer them
hope. I offer them hope to men like Sting that want to see everything die. Sting,
he hides behind that plastic smile. He plays the role of hero while everything
around him burns. Well, I promise...all my people, I promise you this fairy
tale is going to end. Sting, welcome to your new HELL.” Bray drops the mic and leaves. Sting recovers
and eventually leaves.
A
vignette airs for a new wrestler coming soon:
Leon Teremoto from Latin America.
He is expected to debut soon.
Prestige
Inc. (King Damian Sandow, Magnus and ‘the Elitist’ Reid Rothchild), the 6 man
tag team champions, head to the ring and say they are defending the titles
tonight. The Asian connection (Tajiri,
Sanada and Kenta) make their way out.
The Asian connection promises to become the champions or the member of
their team who is pinned will quit. This
one is a very hard fought battle and after 11 minutes, Magnus nails Sanada with
British Stomps and hits a bridge. He
makes the cover and gets the 3 count.
Prestige Inc. retain their titles and Sanada is now out of a job. He gets a standing ovation from the crowd and
his teammates.
We
are told that the Super Warrior will be with us live at our next show to make
an announcement. Hmm. Wonder what that will be.
The
Miz comes out and says that tonight is the Fiend’s one and only shot. After this, he is heading to Hollywood to
continue his career as an action/adventure hero. Miz comes out first and is
followed by the Fiend. This is a relatively
short match that sees the Miz get pinned after being locked in the Devil’s Lock
(figure four). Miz limped away from the
ring but didn’t seem to care as he is off to Hollywood.
In
the back, MW3 meets up with the Nigerian Wraith. The Wraith says he knows that MW3 wants a
piece of #cj but it was the arrogance of #cj that cost them their match at
Wrestlemania. He wants a piece of him
and feels he should get it first. MW3
gives him his blessing and tells him to kick that sumbitch’s ass. The Wraith then meets up with Master Bull and
asks for the match to happen. The title
does NOT need to be on the line. He just wants #cj in the ring.
#cj
heads to the ring and he is accompanied by a new “Jones”…this one is former
wrestler Nathan Jones. “Waaah Waaah
waaaaah every single time…#cj turned his back on me….are you serious you #Crybaby…I
took on 40 something …yeah 40 something supposedly superstars, some simps and
crybabies…and came out with the briefcase…and after my cash in, I’m the hardcore
champ…now I’ve got a Big Showbaby (refers to Big Show), and casper the friendly
wrestler challenging me…if I’ve told you once I’ve told you twice…I am the apex
predator…I am at the top of the food chain…yet a 2x loser and a coat tail
riding crybaby think they can call me…the #pc out for a shot that neither of
them deserve…lmao…you 2 little girls should be fighting to see who should
challenge for a women’s title shot…I refuse to defend my title until either 1
of these can actually beat someone…don’t we have a warm up show or
something…how did either 1 of these jokers even make it on tv…you know what…someone
get me whoever is in charge of this program…(drops the mic).
Master
Bull comes out and says that #cj is fighting the Nigerian Wraith…now. #cj ran from the Wraith for a good portion of
the match (showing us what a coward he really is) but after Nathan Jones glared
at the Wraith (must have scared him), #cj took the fight to NW. #cj began a 10 minute beatdown on the Wraith
and then called for a mic. He said that
this match which was previously NOT for the title, is NOW for the title. #cj then locks the Wraith in a guillotine
choke and he gets the Wraith to tap out.
#cj gets the win but Master Bull comes out and says that #cj cannot
change the rules during a match so this was still a non-title match. All of a sudden, the Big Show comes out with
the ref once known as ‘Lil Naitch’ with his briefcase. #cj sees this, grabs his title and runs away
through the crowd.
The
Stache and El Chango appear at Make a Wish Foundation. They arrive with gifts of Fruit Roll Ups and
Slim Jims (not sure the kids should be eating those). The kids are ecstatic to see these two and
the Desperados end up spending the entire day with the kids. What great guys.
The
Band are interviewed and they say that their time is now. They are demanding their title shot at the Ascension
at the next show.
It
is time for our main event. Kurt Angle
defends the CSWA World title vs. ‘the Man’ Austin Aries. Kurt and Austin begin to fight until the
Caped Crusader comes out and Kurt is distracted. Aries capitalizes on it and at the 6 minute
mark, catches Kurt with a slingshot corkscrew press. He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3 to
become the NEW CSWA WORLD CHAMPION. Kurt
is shocked and cannot believe what has happened. Fellow A-Team members Antonio Cesaro and
Abyss come out and celebrate with their teammate. Angle sulks away. The camera quickly cuts to the Crusader but
he still seems as somber as he was before.
What will make this guy happy?
Stay
tuned to find out. Same Bat Time, Same
Bat Channel.
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