Sunday, April 19, 2015

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 04.08


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  After a brief hiatus, we are back on the road with matches. 

With the demise of team Beer Money, both Storm and Roode are out of the tag team line up.  Their spot immediately goes to the Band (Pick & the Axe).  P & A immediately challenge the American Wolves (Davy Richards and Eddie Edwards) for their spot. That match is tonight’s main event.

HWF World and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt says he’s set a plague on the HWF and CSWA in the form of his graduated student #ConanJ.  Speaking of the egotistical jackass, #ConanJ taped an interview and had this to say:

“I’ve beaten and slain the giant already…and how I’ve proven he’s beneath me and I’m on to bigger and better things…”

“Poor, poor Paul Wight (aka Big Show)…we all know that this weekend was a bust for him…we all watched as he lost to the greatest sports entertainer and pure athlete in the game…

“I’m the apex predator…and why…why would I even wanna break a sweat to a 2 day 2 time loser like the big slow…I’m the hardcore champion…I’m the reason wrestlemania was a PPV/box office success…I dominated this little 3 day event…without me, you would be relying on the has beens and losers…you would be bringing in every 40 year old virgin, red neck, jenny craig rejects and of course selling advertising time for depends…I’m every woman’s fantasy…a real man’s man (not to be confused with William Regal’s Man’s Man)…not only am I the hardcore champion and the #PC and the undisputed favorite to be the 1 and only true champion!!! I will defend my title next in Dallas, Tx…too bad i will be the only good thing in that nasty, dirty low-life state…#cj has spoken.” (drops the mic)

With the Super Warrior out of action for an unknown period of time, he loses his spot in the World title lineup.  This creates a vacancy that I’m sure many people will be fighting over.

#CaseyJ says that Conan turned his back on him and for that, he is going to challenge him for the Hardcore title.  He is also dumping the (stupid) # but is not going back to Casey Jones.  He says it is time for a new beginning; that he will become like a ghost; a wraith, if you will.  He will now be known as the Nigerian Wraith.

Our show begins with Bo Dallas challenging Prestige Inc. member King Damian Sandow for his spot.  His Lordship ruled the roost here keeping Dallas at bay.  Towards the end of this ass kicking, Sandow got distracted by something and Dallas hit him with a double underhook facebuster.  Bo rolls him up and with his feet on the ropes, gets the 1-2-3.  Bo Dallas has just taken Sandow’s spot for an HWF World title shot.

Our next match has Curtis Axel (HWF) challenging Donnie B (CSWA) for his CSWA World Title spot.  If Axel wins, he moves to CSWA and DB is traded to HWF.  This is just another case of highway robbery.  Donnie B was wiping the mat with Axel until Curtis hit DB with a low blow and then nailed a fisherman’s suplex and with his feet on the ropes (does the ref not notice this stuff?), Axel gets the 1-2-3.  Donnie B is now HWF bound and Axel gets to move to the CSWA.

AJ Styles addresses his loss at Wrestlemania:  “Two years straight, I get a shot at the CSWA World title and both times, it’s against Kurt Angle.  This marks twice now that I’ve lost on the grandest stage of them all.  Kurt, you really are a solid champion but, like the Caped Crusader seems to think, you are missing something. I noticed it too when we fought.  Desperation…anxiety…loss of focus.  You defeated me, yes but the Kurt Angle of old would have done so in a much different fashion.  I realize my loss takes me out of the World title picture for now but I will work my way back up and become a champion once again.”

Tonight appears to be a night of challenges as it continues with Robbie E challenging the Stache for his Intercontinental title spot.  It appears this match is not exempt from the robbery taking place so far for this show.  Just like the others, the Stache was destroying Robbie E and at the 5 minute mark, Stache gets hurled out of the ring.  Robbie E then handcuffs the Stache to the ringside barrier resulting in him getting counted out.  Robbie E takes the Stache’s place.  The Stache is freed pretty quickly and takes the mic.  “Robbie E, you won the match.  Instead of waiting for your turn, you stole my spot.  But, you know, I’m a good hearted guy.  I won’t complain.  What I will do, however, is remind you of EXACTLY who you get to meet next…Brock Lesnar.  Have fun with that.”  Stache walks away and Robbie looks like death warmed over.

Buff Austin is in the back and he says he gets Lucas Johnston tonight.  Tonight, he gets to take out his frustrations on a no body. 

Next up is Tajiri challenging Daniel Bryan for his US title spot.  Bryan’s newly acquired North American Title is not on the line here.  Daniel owned this match and for once, no screw job finish.  The ref was on top of the action and did what he was supposed to.  This one goes 20 minutes and sees Bryan retain his spot after hitting Tajiri with a Regal Suplex. 

The Band say that they are the #1 contenders and not the Wolves.  However, they are being forced into a #1 contenders match against the Wolves but promise to walk out the victors.  Once the Wolves are defeated, it’s on to the Ascension.

Next is Buff Austin vs. Lukewarm’ Lucas Johnston.  Just as the match begins, the fans begin leaving (probably for food or a restroom break).  Buff takes offense and yells at the fans to sit down and watch him beat the crap out of Lukewarm.  Some fans return but others did not.  Johnston then attacked Buff.  Butt battled back and briefly got the fans attention until they got bored with Lucas Johnston and left to do what they needed.  Buff Austin gets the win in 16 minutes after hitting Johnston with a Snake Charmer slither.  After the match, he gets back on the mic and ridicules the fans for leaving during his match.  Those who remained booed.

It is time for our main event with the Band taking on the American Wolves for the #1 contender spot for the Tag Team titles.  First, the Band (Pick & the Axe) come out first and then are followed by the Wolves.  Before the match could begin, the Ascension and MJ come out.  MJ questions why either team wants to be first to get their asses handed to them by the Ascension.  He reiterates that his team is NOT losing the tag team titles anytime soon so it doesn’t matter who wins this match.  Both will get shots and both will be destroyed.  The fans boo MJ and the Ascension as they head down to the ring and sit at commentary.  Neither the Wolves nor the Band like this.  The match begins anyway.  The two teams fight but the Wolves are smaller and faster than their opponents and dazzle the Band with their speed.  At one point, Konnor gets up and drops the Axe with the Fall of Man.  The ref sees him walking around and, not sure what he is up to, sends him from ringside.  While that is going on, Viktor hits Eddie Edwards also with the Fall of Man.  The ref ends up sending the Ascension and MJ from the ring.  Davy Richards catches Dirk Devon with a DR Driver and hooks the leg for the 1-2-3.  The American Wolves retain their title spot. (13 min).

Just as the show is coming to a close, the HWF World/Undisputed Heavyweight Bray Wyatt comes out.  Bray says that the HWF and CSWA will be burned to its very core and only the strongest will survive. Everything and everyone from royalty to the lowest scorpion will meet their demise. Bray says he will survive because he is the lone survivor.  Bo Dallas comes out and says he demands his title shot now.  Before the match could begin, Bray beats the living tar out of him.  The lights go out and when they come back on, the Scorpion Warrior Sting is standing in the ring.  Wyatt, surprised, stares at Sting before walking off.


Stay tuned.  More to come.

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