Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
After a brief hiatus, we are back on the road with matches.
With
the demise of team Beer Money, both Storm and Roode are out of the tag team
line up. Their spot immediately goes to
the Band (Pick & the Axe). P & A
immediately challenge the American Wolves (Davy Richards and Eddie Edwards) for
their spot. That match is tonight’s main event.
HWF
World and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt says he’s set a plague on
the HWF and CSWA in the form of his graduated student #ConanJ. Speaking of the egotistical jackass, #ConanJ
taped an interview and had this to say:
“I’ve beaten and slain the giant
already…and how I’ve proven he’s beneath me and I’m on to bigger and better
things…”
“Poor, poor Paul Wight (aka Big Show)…we
all know that this weekend was a bust for him…we all watched as he lost to the
greatest sports entertainer and pure athlete in the game…
“I’m the apex predator…and why…why would I
even wanna break a sweat to a 2 day 2 time loser like the big slow…I’m the
hardcore champion…I’m the reason wrestlemania was a PPV/box office success…I
dominated this little 3 day event…without me, you would be relying on the has
beens and losers…you would be bringing in every 40 year old virgin, red neck,
jenny craig rejects and of course selling advertising time for depends…I’m
every woman’s fantasy…a real man’s man (not to be confused with William Regal’s
Man’s Man)…not only am I the hardcore champion and the #PC and the undisputed
favorite to be the 1 and only true champion!!! I will defend my title next in
Dallas, Tx…too bad i will be the only good thing in that nasty, dirty low-life
state…#cj has spoken.” (drops the mic)
With
the Super Warrior out of action for an unknown period of time, he loses his
spot in the World title lineup. This
creates a vacancy that I’m sure many people will be fighting over.
#CaseyJ
says that Conan turned his back on him and for that, he is going to challenge
him for the Hardcore title. He is also
dumping the (stupid) # but is not going back to Casey Jones. He says it is time for a new beginning; that
he will become like a ghost; a wraith, if you will. He will now be known as the Nigerian Wraith.
Our
show begins with Bo Dallas challenging Prestige Inc. member King Damian Sandow
for his spot. His Lordship ruled the
roost here keeping Dallas at bay.
Towards the end of this ass kicking, Sandow got distracted by something
and Dallas hit him with a double underhook facebuster. Bo rolls him up and with his feet on the
ropes, gets the 1-2-3. Bo Dallas has
just taken Sandow’s spot for an HWF World title shot.
Our
next match has Curtis Axel (HWF) challenging Donnie B (CSWA) for his CSWA World
Title spot. If Axel wins, he moves to
CSWA and DB is traded to HWF. This is
just another case of highway robbery.
Donnie B was wiping the mat with Axel until Curtis hit DB with a low
blow and then nailed a fisherman’s suplex and with his feet on the ropes (does
the ref not notice this stuff?), Axel gets the 1-2-3. Donnie B is now HWF bound and Axel gets to
move to the CSWA.
AJ
Styles addresses his loss at Wrestlemania:
“Two years straight, I get a shot at the CSWA World title and both
times, it’s against Kurt Angle. This
marks twice now that I’ve lost on the grandest stage of them all. Kurt, you really are a solid champion but,
like the Caped Crusader seems to think, you are missing something. I noticed it
too when we fought.
Desperation…anxiety…loss of focus.
You defeated me, yes but the Kurt Angle of old would have done so in a
much different fashion. I realize my
loss takes me out of the World title picture for now but I will work my way
back up and become a champion once again.”
Tonight
appears to be a night of challenges as it continues with Robbie E challenging
the Stache for his Intercontinental title spot.
It appears this match is not exempt from the robbery taking place so far
for this show. Just like the others, the
Stache was destroying Robbie E and at the 5 minute mark, Stache gets hurled out
of the ring. Robbie E then handcuffs the
Stache to the ringside barrier resulting in him getting counted out. Robbie E takes the Stache’s place. The Stache is freed pretty quickly and takes
the mic. “Robbie E, you won the
match. Instead of waiting for your turn,
you stole my spot. But, you know, I’m a
good hearted guy. I won’t complain. What I will do, however, is remind you of
EXACTLY who you get to meet next…Brock Lesnar.
Have fun with that.” Stache walks
away and Robbie looks like death warmed over.
Buff
Austin is in the back and he says he gets Lucas Johnston tonight. Tonight, he gets to take out his frustrations
on a no body.
Next
up is Tajiri challenging Daniel Bryan for his US title spot. Bryan’s newly acquired North American Title
is not on the line here. Daniel owned
this match and for once, no screw job finish.
The ref was on top of the action and did what he was supposed to. This one goes 20 minutes and sees Bryan
retain his spot after hitting Tajiri with a Regal Suplex.
The
Band say that they are the #1 contenders and not the Wolves. However, they are being forced into a #1
contenders match against the Wolves but promise to walk out the victors. Once the Wolves are defeated, it’s on to the
Ascension.
Next
is Buff Austin vs. Lukewarm’ Lucas Johnston.
Just as the match begins, the fans begin leaving (probably for food or a
restroom break). Buff takes offense and
yells at the fans to sit down and watch him beat the crap out of Lukewarm. Some fans return but others did not. Johnston then attacked Buff. Butt battled back and briefly got the fans
attention until they got bored with Lucas Johnston and left to do what they
needed. Buff Austin gets the win in 16
minutes after hitting Johnston with a Snake Charmer slither. After the match, he gets back on the mic and
ridicules the fans for leaving during his match. Those who remained booed.
It
is time for our main event with the Band taking on the American Wolves for the
#1 contender spot for the Tag Team titles.
First, the Band (Pick & the Axe) come out first and then are
followed by the Wolves. Before the match
could begin, the Ascension and MJ come out.
MJ questions why either team wants to be first to get their asses handed
to them by the Ascension. He reiterates
that his team is NOT losing the tag team titles anytime soon so it doesn’t
matter who wins this match. Both will
get shots and both will be destroyed.
The fans boo MJ and the Ascension as they head down to the ring and sit
at commentary. Neither the Wolves nor
the Band like this. The match begins
anyway. The two teams fight but the
Wolves are smaller and faster than their opponents and dazzle the Band with
their speed. At one point, Konnor gets
up and drops the Axe with the Fall of Man.
The ref sees him walking around and, not sure what he is up to, sends
him from ringside. While that is going
on, Viktor hits Eddie Edwards also with the Fall of Man. The ref ends up sending the Ascension and MJ
from the ring. Davy Richards catches
Dirk Devon with a DR Driver and hooks the leg for the 1-2-3. The American Wolves retain their title spot.
(13 min).
Just
as the show is coming to a close, the HWF World/Undisputed Heavyweight Bray
Wyatt comes out. Bray says that the HWF
and CSWA will be burned to its very core and only the strongest will survive.
Everything and everyone from royalty to the lowest scorpion will meet their
demise. Bray says he will survive because he is the lone survivor. Bo Dallas comes out and says he demands his
title shot now. Before the match could
begin, Bray beats the living tar out of him. The lights go out and when they come back on, the
Scorpion Warrior Sting is standing in the ring.
Wyatt, surprised, stares at Sting before walking off.
Stay
tuned. More to come.
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