Hello fans and
welcome to Day 2 of Starcade. GM Hulk
Hogan comes out to kick off the show.
“The Hulkster is in the HOUSE, brother.
Welcome to Day 2. Last night’s
performers put on a HELL of a show, Brother and we know that it will continue
today. It’s Time, it’s time, it’s time
to get this party started.” Pyro goes
off as Hogan leaves the stage.
We are ready for
our first match and it is the Women’s Battle Royal. The participants all begin to make their way
to the ring. Gail Kim, the Beautiful
People (Angelina Love and Velvet Sky), Madison Rayne, Alicia Fox, Brie and
Nikki Bella, Natalya Neidhart, Layla El, and Fusion Valentine (who was
accompanied to the ring by Southern Belle.)
There was a bit of jawjacking going on between Southern Belle and
Madison Rayne. Madison got eliminated
while she was yelling at Southern Belle.
Belle actually nailed a discus punch on Madison. Her eyes went all wide and she backed away
very cautiously. While that was going
on, the in ring action came down to Fusion Valentine vs Angelina Love. Fusion was looking for help from Southern
Belle but when she noticed she wasn’t in her corner, she turned in frustration
and ate a dropkick from Angelina that sent her flying out of the ring. Angelina Love is declared the winner and will
get a future title shot at either the Women’s or Diva’s title.
We learn that
after the fight between Sting and Randy Orton, Orton suffered a broken tooth
and had to go to the dentist. He got a
crown made of gold. I guess that means
that Randy really did have gold in his future.
HWF World Champion
Bray Wyatt is being interviewed and he says that Kane is going down the wrong
path and Bray and Sister Abigail will show him the error of his ways and set
him on the path of righteousness.
We head to the
ring for the next match which is Kane challenging Bray Wyatt for the HWF World
title. The challenger comes out first
followed by Champion Bray Wyatt. A
stipulation got added that made this a ‘falls count anywhere match’. For the first 10 minutes, Kane stayed toe to
toe with the champ. However, Bray turned
up the intensity after that and Kane took the pounding of a lifetime. Bray schooled the Big Red Machine for another
15 minutes beating him down. Finally,
Bray puts Kane on a table and then nailed a Plancha that put Kane through said
table. The ref counted and got to 3 awarding the match to Bray who is STILL the
HWF World Champion.
Diva’s Champion
Ravishing Raquel (huge pop) says that she will be sending Cactus Jackie home
empty handed. Jackie walks over and
bitch slaps her. Raquel had to be
restrained while Jackie smirked and said “See you in the ring, bitch. Oh, and bring MY title.” She walks away laughing.
Next up we have
#ConanJones taking on Adrian Neville.
Neville has been taunting # for the last few weeks. # has been on a bit of a losing streak and
seems to have lost his way. He did
however come to the aid of Casey Jones yesterday so we should dig deeper into
what is going on with that. #ConanJones
started off pretty strong and looked like he was on his way to a win but then
Neville’s partner Adam Rose came out and Jones got thrown off his game. Neville blasts # with the Red Arrow and with
his feet on the ropes, he scores a pin.
Adam Rose jumped into the ring and started stomping down #. Music hits and out comes the Caped Crusader
but he stops and motions for someone else to come out. Out comes Casey Jones and he heads to the
ring. Casey fends off Adam Rose and
Adrian Neville. He helps #ConanJones to
his feet. Casey raises the arm of #ConanJones
to the cheering of the fans.
Next up is our
next title match with Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel taking on Cactus
Jackie. This was a perfect example of
someone not backing their mouth with their actions in the ring. Raquel dominated her challenger and in what
was nothing short of an ass-whupping, Raquel scores the pin and the win after
hitting Jackie with the Simply Ravishing at the 14 minute mark.
Next, a short
video is run showing the history between The Elitist Reid Rothchild and
Professor Cobra. There will only be one
survivor.
We go back to the
ring for our next match which has Wyatt’s Warriors (Super Warrior and the
Warrior of Truth) lock up with Beer Money (James Storm & Bobby Roode). Beer Money had this one pretty much locked
up. James Storm ends up breaking a beer bottle
over the head of the Super Warrior knocking him out. Bobby nailed a Northern Lariat on Truth
almost taking his head off. Roode makes
the cover and gets the win in a 16 minute total ass-kicking.
Professor Cobra
comes out first and says that he will destroy Reid and take the title. Reid comes out and goes right after the
Professor. They battle all the way to
the ring and finally, after a few minutes of brawling, the match officially
begins but not before Hogan comes out.
He says these two need to clear the air between them and makes this
match a Denver Street Fight rules match.
Hogan also adds a no-time limit stipulation so the two can put this to
rest for good. Professor Cobra pulled
out every dirty little trick he could.
While brawling with Reid on the floor, Cobra bashed Reid’s head into the
steel post busting him open. In 8
minutes, Cobra scores the win and becomes the NEW ELITIST Champion. Professor Cobra kept on kicking and stomping
on Reid even after the bell. The ref
could not get him to stop. The Caped
Crusader shows up and blasts Professor Cobra sending him reeling. The Caped Crusader says that even though
this type of match is supposed to settle the score, Cobra took it too far. Caped Crusader asks GM Hogan to restart the
match. Hogan agrees (but I think he
wanted to see someone get beat down even more).
This time, we have Death Match rules and no pleading from the Professor
Cobra will change the outcome. Cobra was
on fire once again taking advantage of all the rules he could break. This match actually went on for a whole HOUR. The two just kept beating the crap out of
each other. There were lots of very
close calls with Cobra getting the majority of them. Just beyond the 60 minute mark, an exhausted
(and very bloody) Reid nailed a Snake’s DDT onto a steel chair. Cobra was out cold. The ref began counting and once he reached
10, called the match via KO. Reid
Rothchild has regained his title. Both
men had to be helped out of the ring by medical personnel. They both got a standing ovation from the
fans.
GM Hulk Hogan
comes out and explains the rules of the next match. “This is how this one will go down,
brother. The US and IC champions, AJ
Styles and Dolph Ziggler respectively will team up to take on their opponents
Samoa Joe and Daniel Bryan. The champs
must secure the win in order to retain.
If Joe or Bryan score the win, they will win the two singles
titles. Let’s get this underway,
brother.”
The opponents –
Daniel Bryan and Samoa Joe came out first.
They were then followed by Champs AJ Styles (US) and Dolph Ziggler
(IC). These 4 put on a fantastic 5 star
match that is sure to be a contender for match of the night. The champs kept their opponents on the ropes
with constant tags. This one went 32
minutes and only came to an end after a miscommunication. AJ threw Samoa Joe out of the ring where he
crashed into Daniel Bryan. Arguing
ensued and Dolph Ziggler launched himself over the top rope taking out both
competitors. Dolph makes it back in the
ring just before the 10 count is reached.
AJ and Dolph retain via countout. The quality of the match makes up for
the crappy win as I think the fans really wanted to see a pin or
submission. Had that happened, I bet
this would have been a match of the year contender.
A video going
through the history of John Cena vs Brock Lesnar is aired. Brock has promised that after the destruction
of John Cena, he was going to claim HIS rightful title - the HWF World
title. John Cena promises that he will
never give up; never surrender and the only way Brock walks out with a victory tonight is over Cena’s dead body. The Steel cage is being set up while this is
going on.
It is time for the
MAIN EVENT. John Cena vs Brock Lesnar in
a steel cage match. First, out comes the
BEAST Brock Lesnar. Next, familiar music
hits but its not typical Cena music. Blaring
through the loudspeakers is ‘Bad, Bad, Man’.
Cena comes out and he is a man on a mission; determined. Brock is in the ring baiting him. Cena climbs into the cage and we ready to
go. Cena came in and pushed himself to
the limit but that wasn’t enough to take on the Beast. After 10 minutes of going toe to toe, Brock
hits a running powerslam into the cage and that about broke Cena. Brock hit powerslam after powerslam after
powerslam. Cena’s back is probably
mush. Brock nails a superplex and makes the
cover. The ref counts 1…2…3. Brock got the pin but now has to escape the
cage. Brock picks John up again and
nails the F-5. Brock walks to the cage
door, opens it and steps out. Brock Lesnar has won this one in dominant
fashion. Cena is having issues getting
up and keeps falling down. The ref tries
to help John up but sees that John needs serious medical help. He calls for the medics who comes down and
assist Cena be taken out on a stretcher.
John is taken to the back as the fans watch on in concern.
That is all for
Day 2. Stay tuned for Day 3.
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