Hello fans, this
is going to be a short issue as we recap the happenings on the road to
Starcade. As we mentioned in the last
issue, Droopy Balls McShonnessay was only able to get a flight to London (he is
not an official member of the roster so he had to cover his own airfare) via a
prop plane. As of day one of the Fan
Fest, he still is not here.
On the plane ride
over, there was a bit of comedy relief going on as it turns out that Axe and
Dirk Devon’s seats were all the way in the back and both sat right next to the
restroom for the ENTIRE flight. I guess
Rocky Lapetus got the last laugh on that one.
During day one of
the fan fest, a couple of altercations occurred. Even though the performers were spread
throughout the venue, most of the newbies (new to the federations) sat close to
each other. Apparently, MVP thought he
was a true MVP and deserved to be in the same room as the champions but that
was not the case. MVP and Bram decided
to interrupt the signings at the Miz-fit table.
Jealous that they didn’t have anyone at their table, they tried to start
something with the Fiend and the Miz.
Security was on hand and diffused the situation before someone did
something they might regret. An
interesting note, the Fiend had a LOT of people (mostly Misfit fans) at his
table and Miz got to partake some of that by association. Also noteworthy, the Caped Crusader, Southern
Belle and (making his first public appearance) the Stache all had an abundance
of fans at their tables. Speaking of
Caped Crusader, you’ll never guess who actually approached him for an
autograph…it was none other than our past and present ‘Batman’ actors. In attendance were Ben Affleck, Christian
Bale, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney and, yes, Adam West. All the actors took pictures with the Caped
Crusader in what was surely the biggest surprise / highlight of the fan fest.
In a separate part
of the building, ‘the original Big Daddy’ Donnie B and MW3 were signing
autographs but they were rudely interrupted by Malo Leche de Mantequilla and
his phony Phlyers. Malo caused such a
ruckus that it caused GM Hulk Hogan to come over and along with his meat
shield, physically removed the team.
Day 2 of the fan
fest had no major complaints. The place
was packed and everyone on the HWF and CSWA rosters made some extra spending
money. There was a bit of tension
between Cactus Jackie and Fusion Valentine who happened to be sitting next to
each other but they both acted like professionals. Droopy Balls McShonnessay finally arrived and
looked like death warmed over. He was
able to sign just enough autographs to cover cab fare back to the airport much
less a flight home. (Editor’s note: his
‘GoFundMe’ page is still live if you feel sorry enough for him and want to
donate.)
Here is how the 3
day card will go. The card line up is
subject to change. If one day runs
short, matches could be moved between days.
Friday
·
Battle
Royal for anyone not in a single or tag team match
·
Prestige
Inc. vs the Dust Brothers
·
Casey
Jones vs Adam Rose for the X-Division title
·
North
American Champion Big Show vs Ryback in a rematch for the title
·
Senor
Vampiro vs El Chango in a barb wire match.
·
Six
Man Champions the A-Team vs Jay Lethal, Kenta and Sanada for the title
·
Cross
Promotional Match - Sting vs Randy Orton
·
CSWA
World Champion Kurt Angle vs Alexander Rusev in a Russian Chain match
Saturday
·
Women’s
battle Royal (Fusion Valentine, Gail Kim, Madison Rayne, Velvet Sky, Alicia
Fox, Brie Bella, Nikki Bella, Angelina Love, Natalya Neidhart, and Layla El.)
·
HWF
World Champion Bray Wyatt vs Kane
·
Diva’s
Champion Ravishing Raquel vs Cactus Jackie
·
#Conan
Jones vs Adrian Neville
·
The
Elitist Reid Rothchild vs Professor Cobra.
The title was held up and they will battle for the championship.
·
Wyatt’s
Warriors vs Beer Money
·
Champs
AJ Styles (US) and Dolph Ziggler (IC) vs.
Samoa Joe & Daniel Bryan. Champions must score the pin or they both
lose their titles.
·
John
Cena vs Brock Lesnar in a steel cage match
Sunday
·
The
Miz-Fits vs Bram & MVP
·
HWF
vs CSWA World Champions to see who will fight for the Undisputed title. If Bray retains against Kane, then whomever
wins between Angle and Rusev will meet Bray for the Undisputed Heavyweight
title.
·
Women’s
Champion AJ Lee vs Spider Violet
·
Dirk
‘the pick’ Devon & the Axe vs Roman Reigns & Bobby Lashley
·
Hardcore
Champion Sheamus vs Wade Barrett
·
Master
Bull vs Hulk Hogan for the full managerial rights for the HWF and CSWA - Master
Bull vs Psycho Jack (representing Hogan) for the title GM
·
Donnie
B and MW3 vs the ‘phony’ Phlyers w/ Malo Leche de Mantequilla for the tag team
titles
·
Undisputed
Heavyweight Championship Bray Wyatt vs HWF or the CSWA champion
The show is just
around the corner so stay tuned.
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