Saturday, March 22, 2014

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 –03.07

Hello Fans.  Welcome back to our newsletter.  Our show is taped from San Diego, CA.  The show begins with blasting over the loudspeakers “It’s me, it’s me, it’s DDP.  Diamond Dallas Page comes out with microphone in hand.  “Hello San Diego.”  The crowd pops.  “A-Team, last show you told me to go find an army of my own.  Actually, I only need an Army of 2.  So far, one of those has agreed to join in the fight.  He is not able to be here today but he wanted to say hello anyway.  Ladies and Gentlemen…one of my tag team partners is none other than….The ULTIMATE WARRIOR!”  The crowd pops again.  “My friend has a special message for you.”  He points up to the Omegatron.  (We couldn’t do this justice so you’ll just want to visit this link to see what the Ultimate Warrior has to say:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrYwvd6ovCw. )  By the way, UW still has a serious beef with Hogan and that is why he keeps calling him out.
 

We cut to the back where Master Bull is talking to someone in his office.  We only hear the conversation because the door is closed so we can’t see in.
 

Bull:  I’m glad you came.

Mystery Person:  I’m glad you reached out.  Listen, you have to let me participate at Wrestlemania.  I understand it is the chance of a lifetime.  It only makes sense for me to be there.  I can promise that if you allow me to participate, it will take the world by storm.

Bull: Ok.  I think we can make it work.  Next week, we announce your participation.

Mystery Person:  Thanks Bull.  I promise it will be good for business.

Bull: You know, I think you’re right.



We head back to the ring for tonight’s action.

 
Match 1: Uso’s vs the Colon’s.  The bout goes to the 30 minute time limit even though the Uso’s were wiping the mat with their opponents.  After the match, the Colon’s challenged Jimmy and Jey to a 6 man match at Wrestlemania.  The Colon’s would choose a partner of their own and the Uso’s could choose one for themselves.  They agreed and we have another match signed for Wrestlemania.
 

Master Bull then came out for a quick announcement.  “Just a little break in the action but I wanted to make this announcement early.  We just added a new 6 man tag team match to this year’s event.  Last year, Wrestlemania took place over 3 days.  This year, we want all of our roster to be able to partake in our biggest event of the year.   This year, Wrestlemania: The Apocalypse…hang on, that just doesn’t seem to work so I’m dropping the Apocalypse name and just sticking with Wrestlemania” (the crowd pops).  This year, our event will take place over 4 days and will be in….Madison Square Garden in New York City!”  Huge pop from the crowd.  “Ok, back to the action.”  Master Bull then leaves.
 

Next up is Bobby Lashley taking on Rockstar Spud.  In 15 minutes, Lashley gets the win after hitting Spud with a massive kick to the gut.
 

Match #3:  Cactus Jackie taking on Madison Rayne.  In 5 minutes, Jackie gets the submission win after Madison taps out to the Cactus Stretch.  Jackie is now 2 and 1.  She only needs one more win in the next 2 matches.  If she does, she goes on to Wrestlemania.
 

Match #4 is for the #1 contender for the Elitist title with Reid Rothchild taking on Professor Cobra.  In 15 minutes, Professor Cobra gets the countout win over Reid after he was unable (or maybe unwilling) to make it back in the ring.
 

Match #5:  Christian takes on Austin Aries to see who will win the Internet Media title.  Aries is accompanied to the ring by fellow A-Team members Alberto Del Rio and Antonio Cesaro, both of whom hold single titles.  This match was a no DQ match that saw interference from Cesaro and Del Rio.  At the 12 minute mark, Cesaro smashes Christian’s head into the ringpost.  Del Rio slides a table into the ring.  Christian is laid out on the table.  Aries heads to the top rope and nails the Aries 450 onto Christian through the table.  After taking a minute to recover, Aries picks up Christian and hits a Slingshot Corkscrew press.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3 and is declared the Internet Media Champion.
 

We have two main events tonight with one being VamChango (El Chango and Senor Vampiro) taking on the Mexicali Flyers.  The New Japan World Wide tag team titles are on the line here as well as the losers being forced to dress in drag AND appear on camera for 3 shows.  The steel cage is being set up as we cut to the back.
 

Clarkus Kentus is interviewing Ravishing Raquel.  She talks about how she broke her foot skiing and how Master Bull is considering pulling her match from Wrestlemania.  “I promise you, I will be ready for Wrestlemania and the rematch for my title.  Fusion Valentine, no excuses – one of us walks out as the champion.  Bring your A game.  I’ll be bringing mine.”  Clarkus then asks how she is preparing herself for her match.  “Reid buys the best qualify milk and vitamins.  I’ve been building up my system getting myself ready.”  She turns to the camera “It is very important for all you to eat healthy, exercise and take your vitamins in order to live a long and healthy life.”  Clarkus thanks her for her time and we head back to the ring.
 

Senor Vampiro goes on the attack as soon as the bell sounds nailing El Dragon with a Mexican Facebuster. He takes the battle to El Dragon not letting up.  Chango jumps in for the double team but Insano battles back hitting both with a chair.   VamChango continue the double team but Insano keeps using the cage to his advantage.  A flying dropkick to Vampiro allows Insano to tag in Tornado en Fuego.  Tornado takes down Vampiro as Chango makes his way in.  The two battle for 6 minutes; neither giving an inch.  All of a sudden, a masked wrestler makes his way to the ring.  He throws in a chain and Tornado catches it.  He blasts both El Chango and Vampiro with it.  The masked man removes his mask and it’s Malo Leche de Mantequilla.  El Dragon hops in and they tie both members of VamChango to the cage.  They then exit the cage bringing the match to an end.  The Mexicali Flyers retain the titles.  VamChango lose and now must dress in drag for 3 shows.
 

The main event begins as the cage is raised.  CSWA World champion AJ Styles makes his way to the ring.  He takes a mic and calls out whomever would be his opponent since he had yet to be notified.  The lights go off and the eerie blue light comes on and out comes the Undertaker.  He has a mic of his own and says “It’s time.”  He makes his way to the ring for his match.
 

It takes 34 whole minutes before the first fall is decided.  Undertaker hit Styles with a Tombstone piledriver on the floor and he never made it back in.  As the second fall begins, AJ appears almost out on his feet.  He seems unable to continue but the match must go on.  Undertaker tosses him around like a rag doll.  At the 4 minute mark, Taker hits the Last Ride and makes the cover.  AJ is done.  The ref counts 1..2…3.  Undertaker has just won the CSWA World Heavyweight Title.  Undertaker is in the ring celebrating as Brock Lesnar comes out from under the ring and destroys him.  Brock hits 3 consecutive F-5’s before walking away.   Wrestlemania – these two – it’s gonna be a slobberknocker.

 
That’s all for now.  Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned.  More action to come.

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