Hello fans. Well, that was a hell of an announcement of
Master Bull signing Hulk Hogan but it looks like it may blow up in his face by
apparently giving Hogan controlling rights.
We did see that Hogan signed his first employee and that was Cactus
Jackie. Jackie has been trying to get a
contract for a month or so and Master Bull, for whatever reason, kept blocking
her attempts. One has to wonder if she
promised the Hulkster something Master Bull wouldn’t. I guess we’ll really never know.
The show, taped
in front of a sold out audience begins with a vignette with Master Bull, Donnie
B and Jeff Meyers.
Master
Bull: I don’t know what to do. Hogan’s contract is Iron Clad and I just gave
him half the flippin’ farm.
Donnie B: We had our legal team look at it and I think
Hogan’s got you by the Franks and Beans.
Master
Bull: Isn’t there anything you guys can
do?
Jeff
Meyers: Unless he makes a play at
ownership of the company, no. The
contract is just giving him GM and managerial rights.
Donnie B: Bull, I’m afraid that you’re on your
own. We will continue to monitor this
but when we decided to give you the GM rights, we put this ball in your
court. You’ll have to think of
something.
Donnie B and
Jeff Meyers leave but Meyers turns around and yells “Franks and Beans”. Master Bull slumps in his chair. “What the hell am I going to do?”
The pyro goes
off and the show begins with Cactus Jackie making her way out. He heads to the
ring and looks dressed for action. She
has a microphone. “Hello Wyoming.” The fans boo her…because we’re still in
Utah. She looks confused as to why she’s
getting booed. “Hey, what are you booing
me for? If you want to boo someone, go
after your illustrious GM Master Bullhonky.
He’s the one who’s been blocking me from getting a wrestling contract. If it wasn’t for the immortal Hulk Hogan, I’d
still be stuck wandering around backstage.
I finally get my chance. I’m told
I get to start off the show and I wanted to do that with a bang. I’m ready for action.” Jackie’s opponent comes out and it’s one half
of the Bella Twins – Brie Bella.
Brie Bella (f)
executes a MONKEY FLIP....
Cactus
Jackie (f) attempts to defend against
MONKEY FLIP but is unsuccessful.
Cactus
Jackie (f) executes a MUDHOLE STOMP TO
FACE....
Brie Bella (f)
attempts to defend against MUDHOLE STOMP TO FACE but is unsuccessful.
Brie Bella (f)
executes a ARMBAR....
Cactus
Jackie (f) attempts to defend against
ARMBAR but is unsuccessful.
Brie Bella (f) executes
a SITOUT FACEBUSTER....
Cactus Jackie (f) absorbs the punishment.
Brie Bella (f)
is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Cactus
Jackie (f) kicks out of the pin!
Cactus
Jackie (f) executes a DUST DEVIL DDT....
Brie Bella (f)
executes a SPRINGBOARD ARMDRAG....
Cactus
Jackie (f) executes a MUDHOLE STOMP TO
FACE....
Brie Bella (f)
executes a SUNSET FLIP ....
Brie Bella (f)
executes a SUNSET FLIP ....
Cactus
Jackie (f) executes a THE DESERT
STRETCH....
Cactus
Jackie (f) straps in the THE DESERT
STRETCH. She grabs the ropes for
leverage.
Brie Bella (f)
submits!!!
Cactus Jackie (f) wins with a THE DESERT STRETCH over Brie
Bella (f)!!!
Cactus Jackie is
victorious in her first outing. He
celebrates to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
She then leaves.
We cut to the
back and see the Mexicali Flyers in their dressing room getting ready for their
singles matches. Tornado en Fuego
notices that his wrestling attire was missing and was replaced with just a
thong. “He Dragon” Tornado yells. “Looks like we’ve been hit.” Dragon comes over and notices his gear is
missing too. “Can’t believe they got us.
I guess it’s all and good that I stashed an extra set of clothes
away. I really didn’t think they had the
huevos to pull this off.” He opens his
secret locker and all the clothes in there are covered in tar and feathers. “Son
of a bitch” Tornado exclaims. “We may have to deal with these ‘gilipollas’
sooner rather than later.
The next match
on the card has Tornado en Fuego in singles action. He comes out in his tar and feathered outfit
since there was no way in hell he was coming out in a thong. El Chango comes out and is just laughing uncontrollably. Tornado calls him down to the ring and El
Chango obliges.
The match never
really gets started as Tornado jumps out of the ring and he and El Chango
brawl. The ref has no control so he just
throws the match out. Senor Vampiro
comes out and joins in the beatdown but it is short lived as El Dragon Insano
comes out and the Flyers turn the tables on their opponents. Dragon gets in the ring and tells the coward
Vampiro to fight him. Not one to stand
by and be called a coward, he jumps in the ring. The two of them have a fight in the ring as
Tornado and El Chango pace like caged animals on the outside. At the 11 minute mark, Vampiro tosses Dragon
from the ring into the waiting arms of El Chango. Chango then slams El Dragon into the ringpost
basically knocking him out. The ref
prevents Tornado from getting involved but he did not see the attack on his tag
team partner. The ref ends out counting
El Dragon out and awards the match to Senor Vampiro. Vampiro and Chango then trap Torando and
began a beatdown. Vampiro and El Chango
put Tornado en Fuego through the Spanish announce table. Vampiro and El Chango get in the ring and
celebrate and then eventually leave.
Medics come out and tend to the Mexicali Flyers.
Our first title
match of the night happens and that is Robbie E and Rob Terry challenging for
the World Tag Team titles held by the A-Team.
The challengers enter the ring first followed by Alberto Del Rio and
Austin Aries. Nothing the champs could
do would put the challengers down. The
Rob team took the fight to the champs and without a single fall, took them to a
60 minute time limit draw. The champs
retain their belts but Robbie E and Rob Terry will more than likely be
considered for a rematch.
After what
happened at the last show, Rey Mysterio demanded a rematch against Bully Ray
for costing him his world title shot.
Mysterio tries to enter the ring by scaling to the top turnbuckle but
Bully knocks him down and Rey lands hard on the floor. Bully follows him out and nails a Bully Bomb
on the exposed concrete. He rolls back
in the ring and the ref counts to 10.
Bully Ray gets the win via countout.
Medics (they are earning their salaries today) come out and take Rey out
on a stretcher.
Our second to
last match is for the Elitist title.
Bran-Don-Goh comes out first with Diva’s Champion Fusion Valentine. Music hits and out comes Reid Rothchild
accompanied by King Damian Sandow, Magnus and Ravishing Raquel. Fusion Valentine talks smack to Raquel as she
stands in the ring holding the title she won from Raquel. Reid makes it into the ring as Fusion leaves and
the bell rings. In 16 minutes,
Bran-Don-Goh hits Reid with a flying calf kick and the Elitist crumbles. Bran-Don-Goh makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3. Bran-Don-Goh has just defeated Reid for the
Elitist Title. All of a sudden, Prestige
Inc jump in the ring and triple team Bran-Don-Goh. They beat down on him for a minute. Reid then yells he is taking his rematch
right now.
The next fall
went for 21 minutes and Bran-Don-Goh was at a disadvantage…but then again, so
was Reid. I think he was so distraught
over losing his title that his heart wasn’t in it. Prestige Inc interfered at every turn to
prevent Bran-Don-Goh from going for a pin attempt. At the 20 minute mark, the ref got tired of
all of Prestige Inc’s interference and then sent them away from ringside. This must have given Bran-Don-Goh the
intestinal fortitude to battle back as he turned around and nailed the Dango
Suplex. He made the cover and got the
1-2-3. Bran-Don-Goh is the NEW Elitist
Champion!!! Fusion Valentine joined him
in the ring and they celebrated much to the delight of the fans.
The main event
of the evening is HWF World Champion Brock Lesnar defending his title against
Batista. Brock Lesnar scored the first
fall after a whopping 30 minutes. The next
round favored the champion and 15 minutes later, hits Batista with the
F-5. He makes the cover and gets the win
retaining his title. Undisputed Champion
Kane runs down and he and Brock brawl in the ring as 20 people from the back
come out to break it up. That one still
looks like it will be a fight for the ages.
Stay tuned for
more great action.
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