Our show is
broadcast from Albuquerque, NM. Master
Bull comes out to start off the show.
“Hello Albuquerque. We have a
great line up for you today. In fact,
hometown hero Casey Jones will be in action.”
He pauses to give the fans the opportunity to cheer. “Casey has been busting his ass around here
so our way of saying thank you is that we are putting you in another match for
the X-Division championship held by Mike “the Axe” Medley.” Pick and the Axe then come out. Mike is fuming. “Hold on a sec chump. I already beat this loser multiple
times. How many times do I have to
embarrass this nothing? He is NOT a
contender for MY title.” Master Bull
jumped back in. “You may be the champion
but you do NOT determine who you will defend that title against. In fact, my title states General Manager so I
get to pick. Now, get your sorry ass to
the ring so we can get this thing moving.”
Mike and Dirk Devon stormed down to the ring. Casey’s music hits and he comes out to a huge
pop. He high fives the fans at ringside
and makes his way down. As soon as Dirk
exited the ring, he got in.
The first falls
(17 min) goes to the champ who stops Casey with a forearm uppercut and makes
the pin (Dirk was on the outside of the ring holding Casey’s leg). The next fall goes a bit longer (19 minutes)
and ended after Mike was thrown into the ring side steps and he was not able to
make the 10 count. The second fall goes
to Casey Jones (36 minutes expired). Master Bull came out and said that the final
fall would be a lights out match. Both
men pulled out the stops; neither giving an inch. At the 23 minute mark, Wam Bam Arsonist came
down and threw a chair into the ring and Casey caught it. He then blasted Axe with it knocking him
out. Dirk looked on in horror. Casey made the cover and got the 1-2-3. Casey Jones is the NEW X-Division Champion. Dirk tried to get in the ring but Casey took
his title and left. Dirk helped revive
the Axe and they left together.
The next match
begins and it is Brad Maddox vs. Kevin Steen.
The two men fought to a 30 minute time limit draw. A lot of people went to take either a
bathroom break or went to the concession stands. Seems like they didn’t mind the long food
lines.
Pick and the Axe
make their way to the back and a bloody and beat up Axe storms into Master
Bull’s office. “What the F*CK! You stupid runt. You cost me my title.” Master Bull quickly stood up “Listen you big
crybaby. Deal with it.” Axe turns and blasts Master Bull with a huge
power punch. I think Bull may have seen
it coming as he rolled with it. “That’s
it. You are hereby suspended.” Security showed up after hearing the
commotion. “Take this fool out of
here. You are hereby banned from any
event we attend either backstage or a paying seat. I do not want to see you around here until
I’m ready for you to come back.
Security, take him out of here.”
Dirk Devon started to speak up but Master Bull cut him off. “You got something to say Devon? I can suspend you just as well AND strip you
of your title. I suggest you leave now
without saying a word.” Axe turns to
Dirk “Come on man. Do something.” Dirk looks at Master Bull and then at Axe and
then walks out without speaking. Axe is
then escorted out of the building.
We cut back to
the ring for a special event. A small
stage is set up with a big sign that says “The Snake Pit”. The host is in the ring and it is none other
than Jake “the Snake” Roberts. Roberts
introduces his guests and they are the former World Tag Team Champions, the A-Team: Antonio Cesaro, Austin Aries & Alberto
Del Rio. Jake welcomes the team. Antonio Cesaro starts off “It is a sham that the GM of this cesspool put
us in a situation that caused us to lose our titles. Master Bull, we will hold you 100%
responsible for this despicable act.”
Austin Aries turned to Jake. “Why
are we here? This show is pathetic
losers who can’t figure out what to do with their lives. We are the future of wrestling and we are out
here on this old-timey show.” Del Rio
takes over “You, Roberts, are an ancient relic who is way past his prime. If anyone should interviewing us, it should
be by someone in our league. Heck, any
of the Diva’s on this company’s payroll could do that job.” Antonio Cesaro got into Jake’s face “What
about you old man? You think you’re in
our league?” He starts to poke Jake in the chest. “You are nothing. You were nothing. You’ll never amount to anything.” He then slapped Jake across the face. As
quick as a bolt of lightning, Jake hits a DDT on Cesaro dropping him like a
rock. Alberto and Austin then jump Jake
and begin to beat him down. The beatdown
happens for a minute and only ends after Alberto and Austin hit a spike
piledriver on a chair on the Snake. Jake
is out and not moving. Another familiar
face comes out from the back. It is
Diamond Dallas Page. Page runs down,
grabs a chair and clears the ring.
Antonio started to come to and struggled to his feet. Page hits a Diamond Cutter on Cesaro and he
goes down again. Page gets on the mic “You
SCUM. You attack a legend like
this? You are nothing but cowards and
bullies. You know what bullies get? They get to feel the BANG!” The fans pop for Page and he leaves the ring
after helping the medics take Jake to the back.
By the time our next issue rolls around, we hope to have an update on
Jake Roberts.
Next on the card
is Mike Bennett taking on Robbie E. In
14 minutes, Mike Bennett gets the win after locking in a headlock and used that
to pin Robbie E.
The A-Team has
made their way to the back and they pass a room that Hulk Hogan is sitting
in. “Hey Brothers, come in here for a
second. I need to talk to you.” The A-Team look at each other and walk into
Hogan’s room and close the door.
A quick video is
shown of a new hire. It is Rockstar Spud
(formerly from TNA). He has been signed
to a new contract. He comes out for his
first match and it is against El Dragon Insano.
Announce the
hiring of Rockstar Spud. His first match
is against El Dragon Insano. El Dragon
was wiping the mat with Spud until El Chango and Senor Vampiro came out and
distracted him. Spud then hits a low
blow and nails a DDT with his feet on the ropes to get his first win. Before El Chango and Senor Vampiro could jump
El Dragon, Tornado en Fuego came out.
Chango and Vampiro (we’ll call them VamChango from now on) backed off
but had a mic in hand. “Flyers, you have
been nothing but a thorn in our sides.
We will put you out for good and in the process will take your precious
titles.” Tornado replied “There is
nothing in it for us to put our titles on the line against you two
candy-asses. Put something on the line
to make it worth our while.” Vampiro
answered “We will challenge you to a match where the losers will have to dress
in DRAG for 3 shows leading up to Wrestlemania.
The winners of the match get to go to the PPV and defend those NJWW tag
team titles.” El Dragon quickly answered
“You’re on. Next show, wherever it is,
you and us, belts and cross-dressing on the line.” All men dropped their mic’s and eventually
went their separate ways.
EY Eric Young is
up next taking on 3MB member Jinder Mahal.
This was the shortest match of the night and if you sneezed, you missed it.
In just 2 short minutes, Mahal gets EY to tap out to a camel clutch.
Our second to
last match has Cactus Jackie taking on Velvet Sky. Sky comes out last and shakes Jackie’s hand
upon entering the ring. In 21 minutes,
Velvet hits a snapmare dropkick and makes the cover for the 1-2-3. Jackie is now 1-1 and still needs to win 3 of
her next 4 matches in order to go to Wrestlemania.
The main event
of the evening is Randy Orton defending the Intercontinental Title against
Roman Reigns. The first fall goes to
Orton who gets the cheating win by rolling up Reigns and pulling on his tights
(12 min). Before the next fall could
begin, out comes the remaining members of the Shield – Dean Ambrose and Seth
Rollins. The next fall goes to Reigns
who hits the champ with a Spear and pins him clean in the middle of the ring
(20 min). Orton is yelling at the Shield
to stay out of his fight. At the 13
minute mark, Randy is setting up for the RKO when Ambrose grabs Orton’s foot
causing him to stumble. Reigns jumps in
and hits Orton with a huge midsection punch doubling him over. Reigns powerbombs him and makes the cover for
the 1..2…3. Roman Reigns has just defeated
Randy Orton to become the NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION.
Thanks for
reading. Stay tuned for more updates.
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