HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 03.06 (issue 350)

Welcome fans back to our newsletter.  We have just hit another milestone with this being our 350^th published newsletter.  INSANE.  That’s truly a lot of wrestling news.  GM’s Master Bull and Hulk Hogan said they wanted this show (coming to you live from the home of the CSWA Colorado Springs, CO) to be “off the hook” so let’s get right on to the show.

The show begins with GM’s Master Bull and Hulk Hogan coming out to a pop from the crowd.  Hogan talks briefly about our 350^th episode and Master Bull says that the road to Wrestlemania continues tonight.  Bull announces that, along with the Men’s Battle Royal for a money in the bank contract match at Wrestlemania, there will also be, as expected, a Women’s Battle Royal.  Just like the Men’s version, this one too will be for a contract at the championship at a later date.  Hogan says that the show needs to get started “BROTHER”.

Diva Paige comes down and gets in the ring with a mic.  She calls down AJ Lee who makes her way to the ring.  Paige says that she wants to have a match at Wrestlemania with AJ that will tear the house down.  “I want a match against the greatest uncrowned Women’s Champion and that is YOU, AJ.”  AJ agrees to the match.  Both shake hands but as AJ turns away, Paige goes to attack her but AJ saw it coming and hit Paige with the Black Widow.  AJ smiles, skips around the ring and then leaves.  Paige gets up rubbing her neck and cracks a small smile and then heads to the back.

The first match of the show is Big Show defending the Hardcore Title against Dolph Ziggler.   GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that this will be a “Brawl Games” rules match with one fall.  Hogan then leaves as the bell rings.  Ziggler takes the fight to Big Show but just can’t take on the behemoth.  John Cena makes his way out and Dolph sees him.  Show capitalizes and hits Dolph with the knockout punch.  The ref counts to 10 and awards the match to Show.  He leaves with his championship.  (15 min) 

John Cena gets in the ring and stares at Ziggler knocked out in the ring.  Cena then starts to go off on Dolph until Samoa Joe comes out.  Cena is pissed he is being interrupted.  Samoa Joe says that with Dolph’s loss tonight, he is the #1 contender for the Hardcore title.  He is issuing a challenge for that title and his match will be at Wrestlemania.  It looks like we have another match set up.  Joe goes to leave and Cena starts to berate him for interrupting him.  Joe looks like he gives a rat-s*it.  Cena then insults Joe’s Samoan heritage and Joe turns around and heads to the ring.  Joe gets in and a chant “Joe’s gonna kill you” begins.  Joe says that Cena can say whatever he wants about Joe himself but he does NOT insult his heritage.  Cena starts a shoving match and then Joe catches him with a superkick.  Cena crawls to the corner with his eyes all wide.  Joe says “You want to do this now?  Ring the bell.”

The bell rings and we have an impromptu match.  Joe begins to beat the snot out of John but Super Cena battles back.  After hitting 2 consecutive F-5’s, John nails a 5 knuckle shuffle off the top rope.  He goes for a pin until Dolph (he was still on the outside of the ring) pulls John out and decks him.  The bell rings and Joe has been disqualified for outside interference. (15 min)  Dolph whips John into the ring post.  Dolph drags John back into the ring and there is a pissed off Samoan still there.  Dolph whips John to the ropes and John hangs on.  Joe then hits John with a superkick and then clotheslines Dolph out of the ring.  Joe gets a big pop from the crowd and then leaves.  Cena and Ziggler both make their way to the back (separately, of course).

In the interview area, Sonic Blade says he is there to issue a challenge to ‘lukewarm’ Lucas Johnston for a match at Wrestlemania.  If Johnston is a man, he will accept the challenge.

Next up is Intercontinental Champion Tyler Breeze defending his title against Roman Reigns.  Before the match can begin, Brock Lesnar runs down and slams Reigns into the steel steps.  He then dumps Reigns back in the ring.  Reigns nails a headbutt but Tyler nails an insuguri and after that, Reigns never got another offensive move in.  Breeze dominates Reigns and then mercifully pins him after hitting an Implant DDT.  Brock, still at ringside, sarcastically yells to Breeze “You’re Welcome.  I’m Next.  At Wrestlemania”.  It looks like another match is set up. (7 min)

Back in (the safety of) his office, Master Bull makes it official that Cena and Ziggler will meet at Wrestlemania (like we didn’t know).

Next, we have a placement match with AJ Styles challenging Prince Devitt for his World title placement spot.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that the winner of this match will go on to Wrestlemania to meet Kurt Angle for the CSWA World title.  This had to be the best match of the night so far.  Devitt and Styles put on a HELL of a show.  AJ nailed Devitt with a dropkick to his leg as Devitt was trying for a high risk move.  Devitt then fell out of the ring.  He could not put any pressure on his leg at all and kept collapsing.  The ref counted to 10 (eventually – it was more like 30) and awarded the match to AJ Styles.  It looks like AJ trades spots with Devitt and is going on to meet Kurt Angle for the CSWA World title.  Angle comes out and says he congratulates AJ on his win but this could be the last time AJ has his hand raised as the victor.  He chuckles and walks away.  (11 ½ min for the match; 20 minutes for the segment).

Our next match is a grudge match with The Desperados & the American Wolves vs #TeamJones & Beer Money.  GM Hulk Hogan came out and basically told the ref to stand down.  Hogan says that these 4 teams need time to beat the living hell out of each other.  The ref left the ring and all 8 men jumped in the ring and beat the hell out of each other.  There was no tagging in or out.  It was an old fashioned slugfest.  After about 8 minutes, Hogan sent the “shirts” down to break it up.  #TeamJones and Beer Money seemed to come out less-scathed than their opponents but I would hardly say they “won”.  As the teams were leaving, MW3 runs in from the crowd and goes right after #ConanJ.  Conan sees him and bolts faster than lightning.  MW3 chased him to the back.

Our main event starts with HWF World and the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt coming out.  He says that last show, Undertaker played his music and did his light show and it cost Bray a shot at the Hardcore title.  That’s ok, he says.  Taker wants to play mind games.  He can do that too.  Bray says he is defending his title tonight and his opponent is none other than Kevin Steen.  Steen comes out and looks ready for action.  Bray reminds him that this will be a specialty match and the rules will be “Singapore Cane rules”.  The bell rings and Bray goes right after him.  This was a 23 minutes ass kicking…by the champion.  Holy Cow.  This was a really bad beat down.  Bray blasted Kevin multiple times with the cane.  Finally, at the 23 minute mark, Bray connects with Sister Abigail and gets the 1-2-3.  Bray Wyatt has defeated Steen.  As Steen leaves the ring with his head held low, Bray gets on the mic and calls out the Undertaker.  The lights go out and the eerie blue light shines in the ring.  A GONG sounds.  Six hooded druids start to make their way to the ring carrying torches.  They are also carrying a casket.  Bray leans on the ropes and then starts to sing “I’ve got the whole world…in my hands.”  The druids stop at the ring.  They open the casket and…it’s empty.  Bray begins to laugh maniacally.  He immediately kicks backwards and connects with the UNDERTAKER.  Taker was trying to sneak up on Bray.  Bray tosses Undertaker to the ropes but after ducking and bouncing off the other side, Taker takes Bray down with a clothesline.  Bray hits a cheap shot on Undertaker and he collapses in the ring.  Bray picks him up and hits Sister Abigail.  Not once, not twice but 3 times.  Bray then drags the Undertaker to the casket and dumps him in it.  He closes and locks the lid.  He then drags the casket (it’s on wheels) to the top of the ramp.  Bray then runs and shoves the casket right off the stage where it crashes to the floor below.  HOLY CRAP chants ring out.  The camera pans down and we see the casket, broken and open but it’s EMPTY!  Bray looks shocked.  He looks around all nervous as the blue light comes back on and the GONG rings over and over.  This brings the show to an end.  (23 minute match; 30 minute segment)

Thanks for sticking with us.  I’m not sure how these performers are going to top this as we get closer to Wrestlemania but I have faith they will continue to amaze and astonish us.  Stay tuned.  

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 03.05

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  This year, Wrestlemania will be taking place in none other than the Windy City – Chicago, IL.   As we mentioned in a previous issue, Wrestlemania’s 3 Day extravaganza is sold out.  The 2 day fan fest is sold out. 

Our first major announcement for today will be that there will be a Men’s Money in the Bank match to see who will win a title shot at a title of his choice within his federation.  Most likely there will be one for the Women but it has yet to be confirmed.

The Ascension make their way out and gloat about how easy a win it was in defeating the Desperados.  They are interrupted by Donnie B and MW3. MW3 gets on the mic and begins to run down the champs when they are attacked from behind by Kane.  The odds are then evened up when Alberto El Patron runs down and assists.  Master Bull comes out and says that these teams will be meeting in a 6 man match in tonight’s main event.

Our first match begins with Sheamus challenging Dolph Ziggler for his Hardcore title spot.  The Great White Dope took the fight to Ziggler but was unable to get a pin.  John Cena makes his way out and runs down to the ring.  Cena goes after Dolph and causes the DQ at the 8 ½ minute mark.  Dolph and Cena brawl all the way to the back.

In the back, Samoa Joe says he is challenging Bray Wyatt for his spot in line for the Hardcore title.  Joe says that Bray cannot refuse nor can he make this a specialty match.  Bray has to win with own two hands or he will walk out a loser.

Our next match is a women’s tag team match with the Bella Twins (Brie and Nikki) taking on AJ Lee and Paige.  The Bellas controlled the tempo of the match and kept Paige on the outside for almost the whole match except once when she jumped in to save AJ from constant double teams.  As the ref was escorting Paige back out of the ring, Nikki tags back in and hits AJ with a leaping snapmare and covers her to get the 1-2-3.  The Bellas get the win in 6 minutes.

Bray Wyatt says that he accepts Joe’s challenge and looks forward to meeting him in the ring later tonight.

Sonic Blade makes his way out for his match and he is taking on MVP for this match.  Sonic Blade was beating MVP from pillar to post until ‘lukewarm’ Lucas Johnston comes out.  He swaggers down to the ring and sits at ringside.  Sonic Blade is distracted and that allows MVP to sneak attack Blade.  He removes the turnbuckle cover and then bashes the head of Blade into it.  MVP then hits a kick to the midsection and then rolls Blade up for the 1-2-3.  MVP gets the win in 12 minutes.  After the match, Johnston hits the ring and nails a missile dropkick sending Sonic into the ropes where he gets tangled up.   Johnston then grabs a chair and busts a trapped Sonic Blade with the chair busting him open.  The refs finally get him freed from the ropes but the damage is done.  Johnston leans over and yells “Looks like I’m finally over.”  He then walks away as Sonic Blade is attended to. (12 min)

Back to the interview area we go and the Jones Boys or as they are calling themselves #TeamJones are preparing for an interview. #ConanJ says that the world is messed up with people like MW3 and Donnie B contaminating the pool of talent. #ConanJ says that MW3, when he was the world champion, cheated and like a cheater, his is a BITCH who deserves to be put down.  He claims to be the one to do it but for now, He and #CaseyJ have other BITCHES they need to attend to – two schmucks known as the Desperados.  They will defeat the Desperados, destroy MW3 and Donnie B and then take on closet dressers the Ascension and take those titles.  #CaseyJ only replies with “What he said.”  The American Wolves – Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards walk in and say that it sounds to them like the Jones Girls wants a match tonight so they are ready for a fight.  #CaseyJ says that they’ll show the Wolves who the ‘Girls’ are.

Next up is US Champion Christopher Daniels defending his title against the Big Show.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that this will be a best of 3 falls – 60 minute time limit match.  Big Show gets the first fall in 22 minutes.  Daniels battles back and gets the second fall in 13 ½ minutes after Big Show got counted out.  The final fall goes 15 minutes and in amazing fashion, Daniels hits a double jumping moonsault and gets the 1-2-3.  Daniels retains his title in very amazing fashion.  After the match, Shield member Dean Ambrose runs in and hits Daniels with the Dirty Deeds.  Ambrose says he is the #1 contender and wants his title shot at Wrestlemania.  He tells Hulk Hogan to make the match happen. (51 min)

Dean Ambrose remains at ringside as Christopher Daniels is helped to the back.  He is then joined by Shield members Seth Rollins and Ryback.  They call out any 3 person tag team to take on the Shield.  Prestige Inc. (Reid Rothchild, Magnus and King Damian Sandow) come out.  Reid gets on the mic and says Ambrose is nothing but a bully and Prestige Inc. is here to show why they are the top team in the 6 man division.  Seth Rollins interrupts that if they were #1, why aren’t they the champs?  The Shield laughs at them.  Looks like we have a match.  Ryback says that Prestige Inc needs to put their spot on the line if they really want this match to happen.  This one almost went the distance and was a pretty darn close match.  The end came after a beat up Daniels came down and Dean Ambrose went right after him leaving his teammates in the ring.  Ryback is yelling for Ambrose to come back and Magnus nails a body slam from the top rope.  Magnus makes the cover and gets the 3 count.  Prestige Inc. retain their title spot.  The Warriors come out and stand on the stage.  Prestige Inc. walk over and the 6 men have a stare down.  (28 min)

In the back, Ravishing Raquel gets on the mic and accepts Belle’s challenge for the PPV.   The champ says she’ll be ready.  Belle had better be also.

Our next match has Samoa Joe vs Bray Wyatt for the Hardcore title shot.  Bray was doing a good job keeping the Samoan at bay.  Joe then tosses Bray outside the ring.  Just before Bray can re-enter the ring, the lights go out and the eerie blue light reflects off of everything.  A GONG sounds and Bray is looking around for the Undertaker but he is nowhere to be seen.  He starts to climb back in but the bell rings.  Bray got counted out.  Samoa Joe wins his spot in the running for the Hardcore title.  Joe smiles and leaves.  (9 min)

In the back, Dolph Ziggler walks over to Joe and reminds him that he is the #1 contender.  Joe says he is ok with that so he challenges Dolph for his spot next show.  Ziggler agrees.

We come out for our next match which has #TeamJones taking on the American Wolves.  #Casey and #Conan come out first.  They are then followed by Edwards and Richards.  The two teams go right at it and the ref has trouble getting this one started.  After about 2 minutes of chaos reigning supreme, the ref decides to call this one a no contest.  Beer Money (James Storm and Bobby Roode) hit the ring and attack the Wolves helping #TeamJones beat them down.  The Desperados (the Stache and El Chango) rush the ring and even the odds.  GM Master Bull comes out and gets them all to stop.  Bull says that next show, the Wolves will team up with the Desperados to take on Beer Money and #TeamJones. 

It is time for our main event.  Donnie B, MW3 and Alberto El Patron vs the Ascension & Kane.  Donnie B, MW3 and Alberto started off by triple teaming Viktor.  They continued the fight until Kane came in choke slammed everyone.  The Ascension then took over triple teaming Alberto on numerous occasions.  After Kane hit Donnie B with a big foot sending him out of the ring and Viktor cleaning the clock of MW3, Konnor hits the Fall of Man on Alberto El Patron and makes the cover for the 1-2-3.  The Ascension and Kane are victorious and stand with all arms raised as the show comes to an end.  (25 min)

After the cameras stopped rolling, #ConanJ slinks out and blasts MW3 with a chair.  He stands over MW3 and just laughs and laughs and laughs.

That’s all for now.  Stay tuned as we are getting ever so close to our biggest PPV of the year.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 03.04

Hello fans and welcome back to our Wrestling Newsletter.  As we expected, the Fan Fest preceding the 3 day Wrestlemania PPV has completely sold out.  While matches are still being finalized over the next month, we expect to have a really solid lineup for you, our fans.  

As was mentioned in the last issue, we have a new wrestler debuting tonight.  He goes by the name Sonic Blade.  We see him walking around the back getting accustomed to his surroundings, he is approached by Diva Spider Violet.  Violet welcomes him to the show and asks if he can arm wrestle.  Sonic replies he does so Spider challenges him to an arm wrestling match.  Sonic seems a bit thrown off by this and politely declines. 

The show begins with Sonic Blade heading to the ring for his match.  He is definitely getting a better reaction than his opponent who follows him out.  His opponent for this match is ‘Luke warm’ Lucas Johnson.  Sonic Blade goes right on the offensive and takes the fight to Johnston who is not doing much in the way of fighting back.  At the 7 minute mark, Sonic hits the Alhambra Attack (tackle) and rolls up Johnston for the 1-2-3.  Sonic Blade is victorious in his first match.  Afterwards, a pissed off Johnston attacks Blade who ends up throwing him over the top rope. 

Bray Wyatt says that Donnie B will be just another victim on his road to Wrestlemania.  He said he has a surprise for the end of the show.

Next on the card is Adam Rose taking on the Fiend for his title spot.  Adam Rose was beating the SNOT out of the Fiend and was on the verge of securing a win until The Miz made his way to ringside with something in his hand.  Adam Rose started complaining to the ref and that allowed Miz to hand the Fiend…BBQ sauce.  HUH?  Rose charged the Fiend who then rubbed the BBQ sauce in Rose’s face.  Rose falls out of the ring all the while trying to clean himself up.  The match ends when Rose doesn’t meet the 10 count.  The Fiend retains his title spot.  The Fiend slaps Miz’s back and leaves a BBQ hand print.  All parties leave.

Donnie B w/ MW3 are in the back and DB says he’s going to give Bray a fight and he won’t back down. 

We head back to the ring for our next match which has Austin Aries taking on Big Show for his US title shot.  Aries is accompanied by the A-Team but they are quickly sent away from ringside.  I guess that any advantage Aries thought he’d have went right out the window. Big Show fought and eventually pinned Aries after hitting the Cutting Edge at the 18 minute mark.  It looks like it will be Big Show taking on Christopher Daniels for the US title at Wrestlemania.

In the back, a distraught Aries is sulking when he is approached by the Asian Connection (Kenta, Sanada and Tajiri).  Kenta mocks him for losing to Big Show and Aries begins to fight back but Sanada and Tajiri assist in the beatdown.  Antonio Cesaro and Abyss run over to help.  Tajiri spits green mist in the face of Cesaro and Sanada hits Abyss with a superkick.  The Asian Connection stand over the A-Team laughing.

Our next match is Southern Belle vs Layla El with the winner going to Wrestlemania to fight Ravishing Raquel for the Undisputed Women’s title.  Layla El comes out first and is followed by Southern Belle.  Before the match could begin, Ravishing Raquel makes her way out and sits at commentary.  Layla immediately attacks Belle and drags her outside the ring.  She pulls a ladder from under the ring and whips Belle into it.  The ref goes to disqualify Layla but Belle pleads to have this turned into a ladder match.  HOLY CRAP.  I think this is our first ever Women’s Ladder Match.   A briefcase is then hung over the ring with the contract to fight Raquel in it. 

Belle begins by going for a flying body press but Layla reverses it and nails a legdrop.  Belle then stuns her with a vicious uppercut stunning Layla.  She then connects with a flying body press and Layla hits the Layout.   Layla hits a head scissors but then gets tossed out of the ring by Belle.  Belle then sets up a ladder on the outside of the ring.  Layla hits a snapmare on the floor but then Belle hits a slingshot into the ladder almost knocking Layla out.  Belle then hits a victory roll followed by a flying legdrop from the middle of the ladder.  Belle makes the cover and begins to climb the ladder.  A groggy Layla manages to stop her and follow her up the ladder.  Belle then bounces Layla’s head off the ladder and she falls to the mat.  Belle then reaches up and pulls down the briefcase making her the #1 contender for the Undisputed Women’s title.

Ravishing Raquel gets in the ring and congratulates her friend.  For a moment, Belle seems happy until Fusion Valentine, her tag team partner, comes out and nods to her.  Belle then goes APE-SHIT on Raquel taking her down.  She tells Raquel “no hard feelings but this is about a championship I want.”  Belle then leaves with Fusion Valentine while Raquel regains her composure and leaves.

Samoa Joe makes his way out and says that he is ready to be a main eventer.  He calls out Alberto El Patron and challenges him for his spot in the US title hunt.  Alberto comes out and accepts.  Alberto gets in one shot before being dumped on the outside of the ring.  Joe then hits him with a Muscle Buster and then drops a hard elbow on Alberto.  He crawls back in the ring as the ref counts to 10 and Joe wins the match and the spot in just under a minute.

We cut to the interview area where the Caped Crusader is sitting with Clarkus Kentus.   Clarkus asks why CC had a change of heart.  The Crusader explains that he is at a cross roads in his life.  He says that he feels that Cena, although a great wrestler, is an overbearing influence.  The Crusader feels that he needed to step away to try and figure things out.  He points out that he did NOT turn on Cena but got hit by the bug called “doing what is right”.  The Crusader says he has permission from GM Hulk Hogan to mentor under his hero Kurt Angle.  Clarkus ends the interview by saying that “truth and justice are not lost; it’s only misplaced.”

It is time for our Main Event with HWF World Champion Bray Wyatt taking on ‘The Original Big Daddy’ Donnie B.  DB makes his way out with former world champion MW3.  They are then followed out by the champion.  Master Bull makes his way out and reminds us that this will be a specialty rules match.  Bull says that this will be an ECW Rules match.  At one point, Bray blasted Donnie B with a foreign object which just so happened to be an urn.  Bray was getting ready to hit the Sister Abigail until the lights went dim and an eerie blue light came on.  A gong then sounded and on the stage was none other than the UNDERTAKER.   Undertaker has returned.  He motions to the sign in the rafters that reads “Wrestlemania” and then drags his thumb across his throat.  The lights come back on and Donnie B kicks Bray in the gut and then hits the Lights out Brainbuster.  He hooks the leg and the ref counts 1…2…3.  Donnie B has just defeated Bray Wyatt to become the HWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.  HOLY CRAP.  MW3 joins Donnie B in the ring and they celebrate until the Jones Boys make their way down interrupting the celebration.  #ConanJ then attacks MW3 and #CaseyJ attacks Donnie B.  All 4 men fight in the ring until DB and MW3 dispose of their attackers.  The show comes to an end after Bray Wyatt slid back in and hit Donnie B with Sister Abigail.  He stands over Donnie B as the show comes to an end.

Dark Show (only for those in attendance)

But WAIT…there’s more.  Master Bull comes out and says that he really thought Donnie B would never make it that far but he did.  However, Donnie B is NOT an HWF performer therefore he cannot hold the HWF World title.  He says that he will not strip Donnie B of the title but says he will hold a mini battle royal with the winner walking out with the title.   Donnie B is still out on his feet and MW3 is yelling in protest but it does no good.  Bull then sends down Roman Reigns, Dolph Ziggler, Sheamus, Buff Austin, Samoa Joe and Brock Lesnar.  Donnie B eliminated Sheamus first.  Dolph eliminated Buff Austin. Bray quickly eliminates Joe.  Brock eliminated Roman Reigns.  Dolph then eliminates Donnie B who now officially loses the title.  Bray then eliminates Brock.  Bray then cleans house on Dolph and eliminates him to once again regain his title.  Now, Donnie B was not pinned nor did he submit.  Well, you win some and you lose some.   As Bray is celebrating in the ring with his title, the lights go out again and when they come up, Undertaker is in the ring.  UT hits Bray with lefts and rights and sends him to the ropes.   Bray quickly grabs the ropes and gets himself out of the ring.  Undertaker stands alone staring at Bray.

Thanks for reading.  Stay Tuned as things are really starting to heat up.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 03.03

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Wrestlemania is shaping up nicely and is officially sold out.  Tickets are going live for the fan fest at the end of this show.  We expect this to sell out equally as fast. 

The show begins with The HWF and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt and the Jones Boys taking on Sanada, Tajiri & Kenta.  Bray and the Jones boys were holding their own until a few teams made their way out:  Donnie B & MW3, The Warriors (Super Warrior and Warrior of Truth) and the Desperados (The Stache and El Chango).  #ConanJ saw this and freaked out.  Bray jumped off the apron to have a stare down with the teams.  #CaseyJ ended up getting tripped at ringside by the Stache (he snuck around) and that allowed Kenta to hit #CaseyJ with a Busaiku Knee Strike and pinned him in the middle of the ring.  #ConanJ pulls his partner out of the ring and they start to make their way up the ramp until they are stopped by GM Hulk Hogan.  Hogan says that all these teams want the Jones boys in the ring.  Hogan says that Donnie B and MW3 are getting a rematch for the World tag team titles so it won’t be them.  The Warriors will be defending the 6 man tag team titles at Wrestlemania so it won’t be them.  Hogan then says that the Desperados will take on the Jones boys at Wrestlemania in a specialty match to be determined.  The Jones Boys were not happy about that.  They looked around and Bray was gone.  (20 min)

Our next match is for the Undisputed Women’s Championship.  The challenger Layla El comes out first and gets into the ring.  The Undisputed Women’s Champion comes out to a huge pop.  She is sporting both titles.   Before the match could begin, Master Bull came out and said that both titles are on the line but this match will only be a 20 minute, 1 fall match.  Layla took the match to the champion but Raquel would not give up.  Raquel hit Layla an abundance of moves but the challenger stayed one step ahead.  Raquel was beginning to battle back and even caught Layla coming off the ropes with a moonsault.  Raquel crawled over to try for a pin but the bell rang signaling the end of the match.  Since Layla was dominant in the match, she will most likely get a rematch in the future.  Southern Belle came out and politely asked for a title match.  Layla took offense and started pushing Bell around.  Raquel said that she would defend her titles against the winner of the match between these two. (20 min time limit draw)

It is time for the next match but A-Team member ‘the Man’ Austin Aries comes out and says that he was unjustly robbed of his title shot and he isn’t leaving until he gets another shot for the US title.  The #1 contender Big Show comes out.  Aries says that he wants a fight and Big Show is the perfect person to be on the receiving end of beat down.  Big Show laughs at him and says “why not.”  However, it will have to be at a later date.

Solomon Crowe & Kalisto vs the Miz-fits.  The Fiend and the Miz were operating like a well-oiled machine and were taking Crowe and Kalisto back to school.  At the 16 minute mark, the Axe blindsides the Miz knocking him out.   Dirk Devon hits the Fiend with the Fender 5 Arm.  He caused just enough of a distraction that allowed Kalisto to hit the Hari Kari and pin the Fiend.  The Band jump in and begin to beat down the Fiend.  The Miz jumps in the ring with a chair and bashes both Band members with it chasing them off. The Miz gets on a mic and issues a challenge to the Band for a match at Wrestlemania.  Dirk and the Axe accept and we have ourselves another match for the PPV. (16 min)

 Next match on the card is El Chango w/the Stache taking on Sami Zayn.  El Chango owned this match and ended up pinning Zayn after hitting a shooting star press.  After the match, the Jones Boys did a run in but were quickly dispatched.  #ConanJ had to be restrained by his partner.

John Cena comes down and calls out the Caped Crusader.  GM Master Bull comes out and lets him know that the Crusader is not here tonight.  Cena is in a pissed off mood and wants a match tonight – it doesn’t matter who.  Sheamus comes out and says that he wants some in ring time so he’ll give John a match.  John takes all his frustrations out on Sheamus (who is the #1 contender for the World title).  John wastes no time and in 5 short minutes, puts Sheamus down with the F-5.  Cena says now he is the #1 contender but Master Bull comes out and says that his spot was not on the line here.  Cena says he beat Sheamus and next show he challenges Sheamus for his spot.  After the match, Dolph Ziggler ran down and attacked Cena who ended up running off.  Ziggler said he wasn’t finished yet with Cena.  Cena backed up the ramp cautiously.

The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Ryback) come out and say that they should be going to Wrestlemania to take on the Warriors because they are the better team; not because they shook the Warriors’ hands and challenged them to a match.  Prestige Inc. (King Damian Sandow, Magnus and ‘the Elitist’ Reid Rothchild) come out and say that if the Shield wants a match, they can have one.  Everyone participated and brought their top game and we saw a good solid match however, Prestige Inc were not going to be beat in this match.  This match ended up going to the time limit.  Prestige retain their spot at Wrestlemania. (60 min)

Goldust makes his way down to the ring and calls down his brother Cody.  No one shows up.  Goldust finally calls him Stardust and he comes out and swaggers down to the ring.  Goldust says this has gone on long enough.  He says they need to have a match right now top put all this behind them.  Stardust says they should have a street fight rules match.  Goldust agrees.  The older brother taught a thing or two to his younger brother.  The end came after Goldust reversed an arm whip and sent Stardust crashing head first into a ring post.  He fell to the mat and looked to be out cold.  Goldust asked the ref to check on him but was told this is a match and he needs to finish it. He reluctantly made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  (19 min)  After the match, he goes over to check on Stardust who is just starting to recover.  He is not happy he lost.  Goldust tries to break character and be Cody’s older brother but Stardust just pushes him away.  Goldust grabs Stardust by the shoulder but Stardust hits his brother with the Shattered Dreams.  He then grabs a chair from the outside of the ring and just blasts Goldust with it over and over.  Finally, GM Master Bull comes out and says that he has had enough of this.  Goldust and Stardust will settle this one once and for all at Wrestlemania.  Bull says that Goldust had requested, if this were to happen, that they have match the most brutal of them all.  Stardust mockingly asked “What?  He wants to have a pillow fight?  HAHAHA”.   Bull says “No, it will be a Hell in a Cell”.  Stardust freaks out and tries to apologize but Bull said “too little, too late.”  We have another match for Wrestlemania.

For the final segment of the show, HWF and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt comes out.  Bray Wyatt comes out and says he wonders what is actually left of the Undertaker, and he calls for Undertaker to come back. He shows a casket and says he built it just for Taker, and he could be here appreciating it, but he sits in silence. Bray says everything comes at a price and pulls up a gasoline canister, and he says fire has no prejudice or feelings; it just destroys everything in its path… just like him. Bray pours gas on the lid and says everything burns and he will burn Taker at Wrestlemania too, then he lights it on fire and screams “find me!” over and over.  The lights begin to flicker and Bray gets a big ol’ smile on his face but then nothing happens.  Bray continues to scream “Find Me” as the show comes to an end.

Stay tuned as the road to Wrestlemania continues.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 03.02

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  We are extremely happy to report that Wrestlemania tickets went on sale and are already 75% sold out.  I expect tickets to be sold out before the end of the week.

New CSWA World Champion Kurt Angle says his win over MW3 was easy and now that he has his title back, he is going back after Bray Wyatt’s Undisputed Heavyweight title.  “It’s True…it’s DAMN True.”

Our show starts off with A-Team member ‘The Man’ Austin Aries taking on Daniel Bryan for his US title shot.  This was a very tight match…for the whole 4 minutes it went on.  Bryan got lucky and caught Aries with the Yes Lock and Aries tapped out.  Daniel Bryan retains his spot.  After the match, Alexander Rusev ran down and attacked Bryan and the two brawled all the way to the back.

 Music hits and out comes MW3.   He tells the fans that he is back and will address Kurt Angle once again all in good time but tonight, he has a surprise for the fans.  New music hits and it’s… ‘The Original Big Daddy’ Donnie B.  He is back and looks to be in good shape.  Donnie B says that he and MW3 are still owed a rematch for the World Tag team titles so they will issue a challenge to whomever wins the Tag Team title match tonight between the Champs the Ascension and their challengers the Desperados (Stache & El Chango).  Tonight, they have a match against the Warriors (Super Warrior and Warrior of Truth) and they are looking forward to it.  They get a nice pop from the crowd.  They leave the stage.

Next up, Goldust comes out for his match.  Before it begins, Goldie calls out Stardust and tells him to get in the ring.  “You don’t disrespect me, our father (The American Dream Dusty Rhodes) or the Rhodes name.”  Stardust doesn’t come out.  Looks like he’s not here tonight.  His opponent comes out and…HOLY COW…its Samoa Joe.  Joe is BACK!  Joe takes the match to Goldust and hits a tornado DDT in the middle of the ring for the 1-2-3.  Goldust leaves.  Joe gets on the mic and says that he was able to negotiate a new contract and the fans of the CSWA and HWF should start getting used to seeing him more.  He gets a pop from the crowd.

In the back, Goldust is walking with his head hanging low.  Stardust runs over and attacks him throwing him into packing crates.  Stardust stands over his brother “HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU…CODY IS DEAD.  THERE IS ONLY (pauses briefly)…STARDUST.”  He then walks away.

We head back to the ring for the next match which has Bobby Lashley taking on Adrian Neville.  Saying that Neville was getting his ass handed to him is an understatement.  Lashley kept beating Neville down but the trooper he is, Adrian kept kicking out.  Finally, Bobby calls for the Dominator.  Adrian bumps the ref causing him to go down.  Bobby hits the Dominator but the ref is out and can’t make the count.  All of a sudden, down runs Randy Orton.  He slides in the ring and sneaks behind Bobby.  Bobby turns around and eats the RKO.  Randy leaves the ring.  Adrian nails the Red Arrow just as the ref is waking up and counts 1-2-3.  Adrian Neville just got himself a HUGE win. (27 min)

We cut to the back where turncoat John Cena is standing with fellow turncoat Caped Crusader.  Cena says tonight, he will defeat Bray Wyatt and will become the new HWF World Heavyweight Chanpion.  Caped Crusader leans in and says “Believe that Gothamites”.

We head back to the ring for our next match which has the moniker “Beautiful People” on the line between newest members Southern Belle and Fusion Valentine and Madison Rayne and Angelina Love.  The two teams fought like cats and dogs but the time limit came and brought this one to a close.  All 4 competitors ended up having a staredown in the ring but ended up embracing in the ring and left as one united team.

The Desperados are in the back and they say that tonight, the Ascension will get their first official loss at their hands and will finally be put in their place.  The Jones Boys interrupt them and tell them that they are lucky to be in this spot and had better make the best of it.

MW3 and Donnie B come out to a huge pop.  They make their way down to the ring and await their challengers.  Next out comes the Warriors – Super Warrior and the Warrior of Truth.  The 4 men stare at each other as the ref explains the rules and all end up shaking hands as the match begins.  Just as the match began, Jones Boys (#ConanJ and #CaseyJ) come out and #ConanJ ends up attacking MW3 causing the DQ.  Donnie B, MW3 and the Warriors all join in and eliminate the Jones Boys from the ring.

In the back, MJ and the Ascension are in the interview area.  MJ says that his team will hold the titles for as long as it suits them.  Viktor says that the Desperados will be sent back to the old west and will leave their bloodied corpses for the vultures.

We go back to the ring where the American Wolves are taking on the Band (Dirk ‘the Pick’ Devon and the Axe).  The Wolves and the Band traded blows that would have brought normal people to their knees.  The Band looked good but the Wolves just wanted it that much more.  The end came after Beer Money (James Storm and Bobby Roode) came out for the distraction which allowed Dirk to hit the Fender 5-Arm and roll up Eddie Edwards (with his foot on the ropes) for the 1-2-3.  The Band get the win.  After the match, Beer Money attacked the Wolves.  This brought out Master Bull who said he finally had enough and said that the Wolves and Beer Money would be in a match at Wrestlemania – inside a STEEL CAGE.  Beer Money flipped out and the Wolves said they’re ready now.

Bray Wyatt is in the back and he says that Cena is delusional.  Bray says he is waiting patiently for the Undertaker to respond but he thinks UT has had enough and we won’t see him ever again.  Tonight though, Bray will walk out with his title.

The Ascension vs the Desperados for the tag team titles.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that this match – to mix things up, will only be one fall.  Stache and El Chango were on their way to handing the Ascension their loss until the Jones Boys walked out.  They stood on the ramp causing a distraction which allowed Konnor to hit the Stache with an elbow drop.  The Ascension retain their titles.  The Jones Boys hit the ring and attack the Desperados, who had just been through hell with the champs.  #ConanJ and #CaseyJ stood over the Desperados until the ‘suits’ came out and got them out of the ring.

A quick vignette is run showing both Cena’s turn from the light side and Bray’s dominance as the HWF World Champion.   Cena comes out first and is booed heavily.  He just flips off the fans as he makes his way to the ring.  Next, the HWF World Champion Bray Wyatt comes out.  Fans aren’t sure if they want to cheer for him against Cena so the crowd is non-decisive.  Master Bull comes out and says that this will be a Lights out match.  Fall #1 goes to John Cena who after hitting Bray with a loaded boot, nails the F-U to get the pin in 12 min.   Bray immediately takes the match to Cena hitting a loaded boot and followed it up with a side slam and with some tight pulling, he gets the win in just 3 minutes.  Master Bull comes out and says that the next person to secure the pin will be the World Champion.  He then sends down a special guest referee – the Caped Crusader.  CC is booed as he heads to the ring.  Cena, with CC’s help, was dominating the champion but Bray would not give up.  Both men beat the snot out of each other.  Just after the 24 minute mark, Caped Crusader took a baseball bat and was going to give it to Cena.  He walked over but instead of handing it to him, he dropped it.  HUH?  Cena questioned what was going on.  Cena got into the Crusader’s face and shoving started.  Caped Crusader then HIT Cena with the WAM!BAM!POW!  Caped Crusader just disassociated himself with Cena.  Bray then got the bat and started beating John with it.  The Crusader then counted John as down and out.  Bray Wyatt retains his title.  The Crusader was immediately cheered for finding the side of good.  Cena made his way back up and just stared dumbfounded at the Crusader as he made his way to the back.  This brought the show to an end.  I’m sure Cena and the Caped Crusader will have words soon.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 03.01

Hello fans and welcome to our first newsletter for March.  The Wrestlemania show, taking place in April (tickets go on sale later this week) will be coming to you from sunny MIAMI, Florida.  Like subsequent years, Wrestlemania will be a WEEK long event with a 3 day fan fest preceding the 3 day Pay Per View.   Master Bull and Hulk Hogan come out to make a joint announcement.  They state that starting tonight, there will be one match (or more) announced for Wrestlemania going forward at every house show until the big event.

The show today begins with a mini tournament in the Women’s division to fill in some vacated spots.  AJ Lee takes on Paige and Southern Belle takes on Cactus Jackie.  The AJ/Paige match went to a 15 minutes draw which allowed the winner of the next match to automatically be inserted into the top 10.  Belle is beating Jackie seeing she is at a disadvantage (the fans are 100% behind Belle), Jackie belts the ref causing a DQ.  Belle is back in the top 10.  Jackie tried to sneak attack Belle but she was ready and Jackie quickly backed off. (25 min)

The next match on the card is Sheamus vs John Cena for Cena’s title spot.  The turncoat cheated where he could and pleaded innocent when he got caught.  Cena ends up hitting Sheamus with the F-U to get th e 1-2-3.  John retains his spot.  The fans boo him as he leaves the ring.  (19 min)

In the back, MJ, the Ascension and Kane all say that the Warriors are finished tonight.   Konnor says that the Super Warrior will follow in the steps of his mentor and will be no more.  Viktor addresses Truth and tells him “his Truth is nothing but a lie”.  Kane address the Scorpion Warrior and tells him he will “Rest in Peace”.  The lights begin to flicker but then stabilize.  Power fluctuation or something else???

Next on the card is Seth Rollins vs Prince Devitt for his spot.  In a very surprising match, Devitt owned this match.  He held off any attack by Rollins and dazzled everyone with his high flying moves.  Devitt whips Rollins to the ropes and he himself jumps to the ropes and nails Rollins with some knife edge chops.  Devitt lands on Rollins and hooks the leg for the 1-2-3.  Prince Devitt retains his spot.  (19 min)

In the back, Warrior of Truth is standing in front of a bunch of light switches.  A stagehand walks over and says he can’t be here.  Truth puts his hands up and walks away.

Our next match has Big E. Langston vs Jeff Hardy for his spot.  Hardy stuns Langston with a knee to the gut and then hits a Swanton Bomb to secure the win in only 2 minutes.

In the back, Ravishing Raquel says she will be defending her titles against Layla El at the next show.  She tells Layla she is more than ready and expects her to bring her A Game. 

We go back to the ring for another Women’s match with Awesome Kong vs Spider Violet.  Spider physically looks to be the underdog here but that is not how the match played out.  Spider took the match to her opponent and stayed one step ahead at all times.  She went for a pin numerous times but Kong just keep powering out.  Spider whipped Kong into the ropes and expected to connect with a clothesline but missed and Kong nailed a Chokeslam to get the win.  Even though she lost, Spider Violet put on a very impressive show.  (17 min)

We have our newest US Champion Christopher Daniels defending the title against A-Team member Austin Aries.  Aries is accompanied to the ring by fellow A-teammates Antonio Cesaro and Abyss.  At the 10 minute mark, Daniels tosses Aries into his teammates on the outside of the ring.  Aries ends up getting counted out and Daniels wins the match via CO.  Aries is pissed and promises he will get another shot at the champ.

It is time for our Main Event:  The Ascension and Kane vs the Warriors for the 6 man titles.  The Desperados come out and The Ascension is not happy.  The Ascension and Kane triple team Sting but then the Ascension leave the ring to brawl with the Desperados.  Kane gets tossed out of the ring and Sting hits Scorpion Death Drop on the outside on the floor.  Kane ends up getting counted out.  The Desperados and the Ascension make it back into the ring and issue a challenge to the Ascension for the titles at the next show.  The Ascension accept and we have a match.  All of a sudden, Prestige Inc. come out and meet the Warriors on the stage.  They issue a challenge to them for the 6 man titles.  Super Warriors steps forward and accepts on behalf of his team.   Prestige Inc and the Warriors all shake hands with Reid and SW shaking hands but not letting go.  They then stare each other in the eyes as the show comes to an end.

We have two additional matches booked for Wrestlemania and we expect more and more to be announced in the coming weeks.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 02.11

  

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  We were just told by GM Hulk Hogan that our main event will be Kurt Angle vs MW3 for the World title in a best of 3 falls specialty match.  However, if Kurt loses, he will be traded to the HWF.

We were also told The Ascension and Kane will take on the Warriors for the titles at a future show.  It seems that the Warriors accepted the match. 

The show kicks off with our first match.  Big Show vs Alexander Rusev for the North American title.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out to say that this will be one fall takes all but Rusev wants a specialty match.  He calls for a Russian Chain.  Show surprisingly agrees quickly.  The Bulgarian turned Russian immediately blasted Big Show with the chain multiple times weakening the champ.  He eye raked Show with the chain causing Show to bleed.  Show began to battle back and even both men fought on the outside of the ring for about 2 minutes (this is a no-countout match).  Rusev drops a knee to Show’s windpipe and the champ is struggling for air.  Rusev then picks up Show and nails the Accolade.  He makes the cover and the ref counts 1…2…3.  Alexander Rusev has just defeated Big Show and is now the NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION.  Rusev gets the mic and tells the CSWA that he is taking this title back to Russia and will hand it to President Putin himself.  “Over my dead body” rings through the speakers and out runs Daniel Bryan carrying the American Flag.  Bryan starts pelting Rusev with lefts, rights and kicks.  Bryan nails a dropkick that sends Rusev out of the ring.  Rusev is pissed.  Daniel says he is the official #1 contender.  Rusev gets back in the ring and the two slug it out.  Rusev grabs the American Flag and begins to choke Bryan with it.   The fans get pissed at this action.  GM Hulk Hogan runs (well, hobbles) down and breaks it up between the two.  Hogan says that these two will meet…and Daniel interrupts with “at WRESTLEMANIA.”  The fans pop huge and Hogan looks shocked at Bryan for making this announcement.  Rusev leaves at Hogan’s insistence.  Bryan gets the American Flag and climbs the turnbuckle waiving it to the cheering of the audience.   I guess we have our first Wrestlemania Match booked. (12 minutes for the match; 20 minutes for the segment)

In the back, Angelina Love introduces Madison Rayne into the Beautiful People.  Southern Belle and Fusion Valentine don’t care for this.  Love says that if they don’t like it, they can have a match and the winners get to keep the moniker.  Belle and Valentine agree.

We head back to the ring for our next match which is The Fiend w/ the Miz vs the Axe w/ Dirk Devon.  For 9 minutes, the Fiend took the match to the Axe but it was after the Miz tried to get involved that the tide turned. Dirk had hit the Fiend with a chair behind the ref’s back.  Dirk then dropped the chair and Miz picked it up.  The ref saw Miz chasing Dirk with a chair and then sent him from ringside.  After that, it was Axe with illegal interference from the Pick that the Band got the upper hand.  After hitting a power punch, Axe drops a knee to the stomach of the Fiend and pins him in the ring (Axe used the ropes for leverage).  Master Bull came out and said that since Dirk Devon wanted to get himself involved in a match, he would be in one next.  (19 min)

The Miz vs Dirk Devon happens next.  Miz ran back down and attacked Dirk before the bell could ring.  Axe jumped in and started to double team Miz until the Fiend recovered enough to even out the odds.  Master Bull then banned Axe from ringside.  Dirk was taking the match to the Miz and this time, the Fiend caused distractions on the outside of the ring.  At one point, the Fiend got on the apron and Dirk hit him with a punch and this allowed Miz to hit the Mizard of Oz and pin Dirk in the middle of the ring.  The Fiend got in the ring but Dirk rolled out and made his way to the back.  Axe came back out to help his partner. The Miz-fits celebrated in the ring briefly before heading to the back.  (20 min)

In the interview area, ‘Luke Warm’ Lucas Johnston says that he is not getting a fair shake in the HWF/CSWA.  In walks GM Hulk Hogan who corrects him by saying that Johnston just isn’t performing to the expectations of the CSWA.  Johnston tells Hogan he wants another shot tonight.  Hogan says he’ll make it happen.

We head back to the ring for the next match which has Cactus Jackie taking on Layla El for her title spot.  Jackie was holding her own until the Undisputed Women’s Diva’s Champ Ravishing Raquel comes out.  Jackie gets distracted and thrown off her game.  Layla capitalizes and catches Jackie with an armdrag into a rollup for the 1-2-3.  Layla gets the win and retains her spot.  (24 min)

Kurt Angle is being interviewed and he says “Tonight, the CSWA World title comes back to its rightful owner and I will walk out victorious.  It’s True…It’s DAMN True.”

We head back to the ring for our next match which is Lucas Johnston taking on Heath Slater.  GM Hulk Hogan says that Johnston needs to win as it is his last chance at a contract and if he loses, he’s done.  Slater got a better pop than Johnston.  It’s not that people are booing or cheering for Johnston; it’s just that nobody cares.  Johnston definitely held his own but the fans just didn’t get into it (Who is this guy?  I’m going to the bathroom).  Johnston caught Slater with a flying dropkick and he makes the cover to get the 1-2-3.  ‘Luke Warm’ Lucas Johnston just got his first win and the fans just don’t care.  He parades around the ring but then leaves in a huff.  (20 min)

In the back, CSWA World Champion MW3 has a mic. 

“Kurt Angle, last show, you stuck your nose where it didn’t belong and put me in the Angle Lock, forcing me to give you a rematch for my CSWA World Title.  All you had to do was ask.  But, like a curtain-jerking newbie trying to make a name for yourself, you had to pull a run-in…..you wanted to make a stateme.  Well, you made one.  At the next show, you’re going to get your chance.  You’re going to step back in the ring with the Champ, you Olympic CHUMP.  So take your Flintstone vitamins; eat a whole box of Wheaties and make sure to drink your Metamucil, because you’re going to need that extra fiber to get my boot out of your ASS!

This isn’t going to be a regular fight- oh no.  You’re not getting off that easy.  This match is going to be a Pier 6 Brawl.  Anything goes.  So bring your gold medals….bring your fancy red-white-and blue leotard….bring that stupid look you have on your face 24 hours a day.  I’m going to make the beatings you took from guys like Austin, Rock, Foley, Tazz, Jarrett, Sting, Triple H….all of those will look like a walk in the park compared to what I’m going to do to you.  That broken neck you got in the Olympics, will be nothing compared to what happens to you.  I might just let you off with the injury that ended Sid Vicious’ career…..

And as for that Angle Lock….I won’t be tapping to that every again.  EVER.  You want my Gold, you’re going to have to take it.  And I promise you, saying it and doing it are two different things.

I’ll bring what I have…..you bring what you have….and let’s see what happens….”  POWERFUL!

The Desperados (the Stache and El Chango) make their way out to the ring.  They say that as the #1 contenders for the World Tag Team titles, they are issuing a challenge to the champs the Ascension that they want their match.  MJ appears on the Omegatron and says that his team is not here tonight but will agree to put the belts on the line soon.  As the Desperados get ready to leave, the Ascension run in from the crowd and try to attack them but the Desperados were prepared and turned the Ascension away without any issues.  I think these guys are ready.

It is time for our Main Event.  First, out comes the challenger to “You Suck” chants from the crowd.  Kurt flips off the fans as he heads to the ring. Music hits and out comes the CSWA World Heavyweight Champion MW3.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that this will be a best of 3 falls match and reminds us that if Kurt loses, he will be traded to the HWF.  Angle attacks MW3 before the bell and levels him with chair shots.  The bell finally rings and the champ is at a severe disadvantage.  The match goes 11 minutes and favors the challenger who gets the pin in 11 minutes after hitting a top rope Superplex.  MW3 is trying to regain his balance but Angle just continues the offensive barrage.  MW3 shows us why he won the title in the first place and he really takes the match to Kurt.  Kurt purposefully crashes into the ref causing him to go down.  Kurt then grabs a chair and after knocking the wind out of MW3, he puts the chair around the ankle of MW3 and stomps hard on it.  MW3 is in severe pain.  Kurt discards the chair and just as the ref recovers, Angle locks MW3 in the Angle Lock but MW3 just won’t tap out.  Angle keeps it locked in and MW3 ends up passing out from the pain.  Kurt Angle is awarded the fall by submission and he becomes the NEW CSWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.  Fellow turncoats the Caped Crusader and John Cena come down and parade Angle around on their shoulders.  Confetti and balloons fall from the ceiling and our show comes to an end.  (10 min for the match; 15 min for the segment). 

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned as the Road to Wrestlemania continues.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 02.10

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Tonight’s show is quite a bit different than the last few have been as this was really all about matches.  Let’s begin.

Our first match of the night is The Stache vs #ConanJ in a singles match.  This one goes 16 minutes.  Both men on the outside of the ring.  #ConanJ is beating down the Stache and then throws him back in just as the bell rings.  #ConanJ gets counted out and the fans laugh at him as he makes his way to the back.  The ring announcer takes a mic and says “Stache, you just won your match. What are you going to do next?”  Stache replies "I'm going to go have some chicken."  He then leaves the ring.

On the Omegatron, Bray Wyatt cuts a promo about tragedies, and what happened makes him want to do something horrible. He twists a spike in his fingers and says it’s all a pity, but it’s time.  “There is a time for peace and a time for war.   War is now.”  He laughs maniacally.  A group of druids walk out and light some torches, then a casket is wheeled out to the ring. The lid is lifted and Bray Wyatt sits up, and he asks if they can feel it, because he can feel ‘him'; weak and broken like them. Bray says ‘his’ soul is lost, but he can send ‘him’ home, and his mission is to do so, because Bray Wyatt is the face of fear. He says he will go to Wrestlemania, and he will claim the soul of the Undertaker, then he lays back and the druids close the casket lid.

Next up is Alberto El Patron vs Randy Orton for his US title spot.  Randy Orton gets the win in 21 min after knocking out Alberto with a punt to the head.  After the match, he was going to go for a second one but

GM Hulk Hogan came out and stopped him threatening him with suspension if he connected with a second kick.

Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar for IC title placement.  Roman gets the surprising win in 12 minutes after hitting Brock with a powerbomb.  Roman moves up a spot and Lesnar moves down.  Reigns is next in line for a shot at Tyler Breeze’s IC belt.

The Ascension and Kane say their time is now and challenge the Warriors for the 6 Man tag team titles.

Big Show vs Abyss for the NA title.  Show hits a Chokeslam in 13 and gets the win.  He retains.  After the match, Alexander Rusev runs down and blasts Show with the flagpole.  Rusev is next in line for a title shot.

MW3 vs MVP for the CSWA world title is next.  MW3 secures a win in 12 min after hitting an insuguri.  Kurt Angle comes out and attacks MW3 and traps him in the Angle Lock.  He makes MW3 agree to a title match at the next show.  MW3 reluctantly agrees.

AJ Lee makes her way back out to the ring and calls out Paige.  Paige comes out but remains on the stage.  She tells AJ she has to decline the request at this time.  AJ rushes out of the ring and Paige bails.             

Kalisto & Solomon Crowe vs ECIII and Rockstar spud for their title spot.  The Desperados come out and sit at ringside.  The Stache and El Chango are eating chicken from a bucket (love that chicken from Col. Popeye the sailor man).   ECIII and Spud are distracted.  In 18 minutes, Crowe hits a Headlock Driver and gets the pin.  ECIII and Spud are now out of the tag team title running…for now.  ECIII is threatening Stache and El Chango for their interference and promises to make them pay.  Stache and El Chango continue to eat the chicken (finger cluckin’ good).

The Miz-fits are interviewed in the back but it is cut short when they are attacked by the Band (Dirk Devon and the Axe). The Band run away (cowards) as soon as the Miz got a chair.

The Undisputed Women’s Champion Ravishing Raquel (carrying both belts) comes out to a pop.  She gives credit to all women wrestlers on the roster especially AJ who put up a hell of a fight.  Now, she is the undisputed Women’s champion and the #1 Diva in the HWF and CSWA.  She welcomes a challenge from any of the women on the roster. 

It is time for our main event with Daniel Bryan vs Cesaro.  This one was truly a blockbuster match.  It was a very entertaining 21 minute match which by all accounts should be a ‘Match of the Night’ contender (if one truly existed).  Bryan gets the win after getting Antonio to tap out to the Yes Lock.  Bryan is now a contender also for the North American Title.  After the match, Alexander Rusev comes out and Daniel Bryan is waiting for him.  They brawl for a few minutes before North American Champion Big Show comes out.  Show hits Rusev with a big foot to the face and he falls out of the ring.  Show grabs Daniel Bryan and hits a Chokeslam.  Show stands in the ring holding his title as Bryan is out in the ring and Rusev is cursing at Show all the while backing up the ramp.

That is all for now.  Exciting things are on the horizon.  Be sure to stay tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 02.09

Tonight’s show takes place in Oakland, CA.

*The Omegatron lights up and says “The Road to Wrestlemania Begins Tonight.”  Pop from the crowd.

Our show begins with Buff Austin coming out to complain about losing the IC title.  He then is reminded he is the #1 contender for the X-Division title and he calls Kane out for his match. 

Kane defends the X-Division title against Buff Austin.  Buff must have had a lot of pent up anger in him as he was beating down the Big Red Machine.  For 12 minutes, Buff blasted Kane with everything he had.  In a desperate move, Kane caught Buff coming off the ropes and hit a Chokeslam from Hell. He made the cover and got the 1-2-3 (just barely).  Kane retains his title.  Buff Austin leaves with his head hanging low.  (13 min)

Daniel Bryan makes his way out and calls out Alexander Rusev.  Bryan calls Rusev a coward for attacking him after he had a brutal match against the Big Show.   Rusev shows up on the Omegatron and says he has a letter to read from Russian President Vladimir Putin.  ‘Mr. Rusev, I commend you on your dedication to the Motherland and we know you have much potential.  I hereby absolve you from any past deeds you may have done that made our Country look unfavorable.  The slate is wiped clean and we have a renewed faith and trust that you will respect and honor us in the way a true patriot would.  Signed President Vladimir Putin.’ “So you see Daniel Brian, you are an American dog who needs to be put down and that process will start with ME, Alexander Rusev destroying everything you hold dear.”  Daniel yells for Rusev to come down and in from the crowd runs Rusev.  He attacks Daniel Bryan and beats him down.  Bryan battles back and goes for the Yes lock but Rusev reverses it and hits the Accolade.  Rusev pulls out the Russian flag and makes like he’s going to lay it on Brian but waves his finger no and ends up taking out an Oakland Raiders flag and lays that on Brian instead.  The fans go BALLISTIC!  Fans actually begin throwing stuff at him in the ring and fearing he may have gone too far, he bolts and runs (and I mean runs) to the back.

GM Hulk Hogan comes out and tries to get the fans to cool down. It actually took 5 minutes to get the crowd down from Defcon 1. 

Kenta, Sanada & Tajiri vs Prestige Inc. for their title spot is up next.  In 18 minutes, Sanada gets the win for his team after hitting Reid with a Tiger Suplex and had hooked the trunks for extra leverage.  Reid tried to confront Sanada but he just walked away.

Dolph Ziggler comes out and says he still has not forgotten about Cena and wants him in a match.  Cena shows up but declines singles competition but will accept a tag match.  Ziggler agrees but says tonight is not about him but about these two guys – Kalisto and Solomon Crowe.  Ziggler watches from ringside.

John Cena and the Caped Crusader vs. Kalisto and Solomon Crowe.  The two newcomers were definitely taking the match to Team Me.  About 9 minutes in, Ziggler got tired of Cena’s illegal actions and attacked him on the outside of the ring hitting the Zig Zag.  The ref saw this and disqualified Kalisto and Crowe for outside interference.  The Caped Crusader fought Ziggler off long enough to get Cena out of there. (9 min)

HWF GM Master Bull comes out and says that if Ziggler really wants action tonight, he can take on the HWF World Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt.

We go to the back and see ‘The American Dream’ Dusty Rhodes walking in from outside.  A reported rushes up to him to ask why he’s here and Dusty says that he needs to talk to his two boys.

MVP comes out saying he’s the #1 contender for the CSWA World title.  His is interrupted by Kurt Angle who challenges him for his spot.  For 16 minutes, Angle went toe to toe with MVP.  At that point, the CSWA World Champion MW3 came out and stood on the ramp.  Angle finally noticed him and ended up eating a playmaker from MVP.  MVP ends up reversing a belly to belly Suplex from Angle and hits a Belly to Back Suplex and pins Kurt after the 1-2-3 count.  MVP retains his spot.  MVP says he wants his match next show.  MW3 agrees.  (19 min)

Goldust and Stardust are shown waiting in the locker room, and Goldust says he doesn’t want to go there, then Dusty Rhodes walks in. He says their family has been going through some tough times, and Dustin has been trying to get through to Cody, and none of this galaxy stuff matters. He says whatever happens, they have a bond, then he asks them to stand together and Dustin and Cody shake hands but Stardust hits the Dark Matter and leaves Goldust laying on the floor.  Dusty yells at Stardust and Cody turns and hits his father with the bionic elbow.  Dusty falls to the floor and lays next to Goldust. Stardust yells “CODY IS DEAD. There is ONLY Stardust.”  He then walks off.

The Jones Boys come out to explain why they interfered.  #CaseyJ says he doesn’t want part timers running the roost.  #ConanJ adds that he still has a bone to pick with MW3 and, by association, Donnie B.  #ConanJ says they will turn the HWF/CSWA into their “killzone”.

We head back to the ring for singles action.  American Wolves member Eddie Edwards vs Beer Money’s James Storm is next.  This one goes 18 minutes and sees Edwards duck a superkick from Storm and then hits him with one of his own.  He rolls him up and gets the 1-2-3.  Bobby Roode runs out but Edwards gets out of the ring in time.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that since Roode is in the ring, he gets his match next against Davey Richards.

Davey Richards vs Bobby Roode.  This one goes 13 minutes and without Storm out there to back him up, Roode gets schooled by Richards.  Davey hits Bobby with a German Suplex and hooks the leg for the 1-2-3.  Eddie Edwards runs down and they hit Roode with the Force of Nature (a powerbomb/double knee backbreaker combination) and leave him beaten in the ring.  Richards gets a mic and says this doesn’t begin to settle things between them and they still want Beer Money in tag team action.

AJ Lee comes out and calls down Paige.  Paige skips her way down to the ring.  AJ wants to know why she seems to have a problem with her.  Paige says she just wants to make a name for herself and what better way than to BEAT a former Women’s Champion.   Paige attacks her and refs come out to separate them.  GM Hulk Hogan comes back out and makes this a match right now.  In 15 minutes, AJ hits Paige with the Shining Wizard and gets the win.  After the match, Paige crawls to the corner and starts to cry.  AJ, feeling moved by this, goes over.  Paige kicks AJ’s legs out from underneath her and AJ’s face crashes into a turnbuckle.  Paige then locks an unconscious AJ in the PTO (Paige Tap Out) but for obvious reasons, AJ can’t tap.  Paige lets her go and then leaves the ring.  AJ is helped up and out of the ring.  She looks to be sporting a shiner now.

Next up is our next title match with Bobby Lashley defending the US title against Christopher Daniels.  Daniels gets the first fall in 11 minutes after hitting Lashley with an Enzuigiri.  Bobby battles back and ends up scoring the second fall after blinding Daniels with an eye rake and a roll up for the 3 in 13 min. With the third fall, for 25 minutes, Bobby dominated the Fallen Angel but just couldn’t score the pin.  Right after the 25 minute mark, Daniels, playing possum, hits the Angels Wings on Lashley.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Christopher Daniels has just won the US Title.  After the match, both AJ Styles and Samoa Joe come out to congratulate the new champ but then it turns into a melee when both AJ and Joe attacked the new champ and then each other.  What a cluster****. (49 min total)

It is time for the MAIN EVENT.  HWF World Champion Bray Wyatt is defending the title against Dolph Ziggler.  This one will have Brawl Games rules.  This one has a no DQ stipulation which put Dolph right on the losing end as John Cena came out and blasted him numerous times with a steel chair while Bray looked on.  John finally leaves.  Bray picked up a baseball bat and blasted Dolph across the back with it.   Dolph connects with a weak Zig Zag but can’t capitalize on it.  Bray hits him again with the bat across the back. He goes for a pin but Dolph kicks out at two.  Bray takes the badtand bashes Dolph in the ribs and then hits Sister Abigail.  Bray makes the cover but somehow Dolph gets his foot on the ropes.  Bray storms off and sits in the corner contemplating his next move.  This gives Dolph a little time to recover and he hits the Zig Zag again but only for a 1 count.  Bray pulls Dolph outside the ring and whips him hard into the ringpost and it looks like his head bounced off the post.  Dolph looks to be unconscious.  Bray drags him back in the ring and gets the 3 count and then stands back to see if Dolph can answer the 10 count.  The ref gets all the way to 10 with Dolph barely moving and awards the match to Bray via KO.  Bray Wyatt retains his title.   (8 min).  After the match, Cena runs down and hits Dolph with the F-U.  Cena then looks at Bray and says he is next in line for a shot.  Bray starts to laugh uncontrollably as the show comes to an end.

After the show ended, Christopher Daniels comes back out and calls out Samoa Joe.  Joe gets on a mic and says he’s decided to take a break from wrestling and says he’s resigning. We wish him all the best in his future endeavors.  AJ Styles comes out and the 3 actually break storyline and shake hands and embrace.  Kurt Angle comes out and tells the fans in attendance that Joe is an uncrowned champion and expects him to snag the #1 belt wherever he ends up.

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned for more action.