Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
We are extremely happy to report that Wrestlemania tickets went on sale
and are already 75% sold out. I expect
tickets to be sold out before the end of the week.
New
CSWA World Champion Kurt Angle says his win over MW3 was easy and now that he
has his title back, he is going back after Bray Wyatt’s Undisputed Heavyweight
title. “It’s True…it’s DAMN True.”
Our
show starts off with A-Team member ‘The Man’ Austin Aries taking on Daniel
Bryan for his US title shot. This was a
very tight match…for the whole 4 minutes it went on. Bryan got lucky and caught Aries with the Yes
Lock and Aries tapped out. Daniel Bryan
retains his spot. After the match,
Alexander Rusev ran down and attacked Bryan and the two brawled all the way to
the back.
Music hits and out comes MW3. He tells the fans that he is back and will
address Kurt Angle once again all in good time but tonight, he has a surprise
for the fans. New music hits and it’s…
‘The Original Big Daddy’ Donnie B. He is
back and looks to be in good shape.
Donnie B says that he and MW3 are still owed a rematch for the World Tag
team titles so they will issue a challenge to whomever wins the Tag Team title
match tonight between the Champs the Ascension and their challengers the
Desperados (Stache & El Chango).
Tonight, they have a match against the Warriors (Super Warrior and
Warrior of Truth) and they are looking forward to it. They get a nice pop from the crowd. They leave the stage.
Next
up, Goldust comes out for his match.
Before it begins, Goldie calls out Stardust and tells him to get in the
ring. “You don’t disrespect me, our
father (The American Dream Dusty Rhodes) or the Rhodes name.” Stardust doesn’t come out. Looks like he’s not here tonight. His opponent comes out and…HOLY COW…its Samoa
Joe. Joe is BACK! Joe takes the match to Goldust and hits a
tornado DDT in the middle of the ring for the 1-2-3. Goldust leaves. Joe gets on the mic and says that he was able
to negotiate a new contract and the fans of the CSWA and HWF should start
getting used to seeing him more. He gets
a pop from the crowd.
In
the back, Goldust is walking with his head hanging low. Stardust runs over and attacks him throwing
him into packing crates. Stardust stands
over his brother “HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU…CODY IS DEAD. THERE IS ONLY (pauses briefly)…STARDUST.” He then walks away.
We
head back to the ring for the next match which has Bobby Lashley taking on
Adrian Neville. Saying that Neville was
getting his ass handed to him is an understatement. Lashley kept beating Neville down but the
trooper he is, Adrian kept kicking out.
Finally, Bobby calls for the Dominator.
Adrian bumps the ref causing him to go down. Bobby hits the Dominator but the ref is out
and can’t make the count. All of a
sudden, down runs Randy Orton. He slides
in the ring and sneaks behind Bobby.
Bobby turns around and eats the RKO.
Randy leaves the ring. Adrian
nails the Red Arrow just as the ref is waking up and counts 1-2-3. Adrian Neville just got himself a HUGE win.
(27 min)
We
cut to the back where turncoat John Cena is standing with fellow turncoat Caped
Crusader. Cena says tonight, he will
defeat Bray Wyatt and will become the new HWF World Heavyweight Chanpion. Caped Crusader leans in and says “Believe
that Gothamites”.
We
head back to the ring for our next match which has the moniker “Beautiful
People” on the line between newest members Southern Belle and Fusion Valentine
and Madison Rayne and Angelina Love. The
two teams fought like cats and dogs but the time limit came and brought this
one to a close. All 4 competitors ended
up having a staredown in the ring but ended up embracing in the ring and left
as one united team.
The
Desperados are in the back and they say that tonight, the Ascension will get
their first official loss at their hands and will finally be put in their
place. The Jones Boys interrupt them and
tell them that they are lucky to be in this spot and had better make the best
of it.
MW3
and Donnie B come out to a huge pop.
They make their way down to the ring and await their challengers. Next out comes the Warriors – Super Warrior
and the Warrior of Truth. The 4 men
stare at each other as the ref explains the rules and all end up shaking hands
as the match begins. Just as the match
began, Jones Boys (#ConanJ and #CaseyJ) come out and #ConanJ ends up attacking
MW3 causing the DQ. Donnie B, MW3 and
the Warriors all join in and eliminate the Jones Boys from the ring.
In
the back, MJ and the Ascension are in the interview area. MJ says that his team will hold the titles
for as long as it suits them. Viktor
says that the Desperados will be sent back to the old west and will leave their
bloodied corpses for the vultures.
We
go back to the ring where the American Wolves are taking on the Band (Dirk ‘the
Pick’ Devon and the Axe). The Wolves and
the Band traded blows that would have brought normal people to their knees. The Band looked good but the Wolves just
wanted it that much more. The end came
after Beer Money (James Storm and Bobby Roode) came out for the distraction
which allowed Dirk to hit the Fender 5-Arm and roll up Eddie Edwards (with his
foot on the ropes) for the 1-2-3. The
Band get the win. After the match, Beer
Money attacked the Wolves. This brought
out Master Bull who said he finally had enough and said that the Wolves and
Beer Money would be in a match at Wrestlemania – inside a STEEL CAGE. Beer Money flipped out and the Wolves said they’re
ready now.
Bray
Wyatt is in the back and he says that Cena is delusional. Bray says he is waiting patiently for the
Undertaker to respond but he thinks UT has had enough and we won’t see him ever
again. Tonight though, Bray will walk
out with his title.
The
Ascension vs the Desperados for the tag team titles. GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that this
match – to mix things up, will only be one fall. Stache and El Chango were on their way to
handing the Ascension their loss until the Jones Boys walked out. They stood on the ramp causing a distraction
which allowed Konnor to hit the Stache with an elbow drop. The Ascension retain their titles. The Jones Boys hit the ring and attack the
Desperados, who had just been through hell with the champs. #ConanJ and #CaseyJ stood over the Desperados
until the ‘suits’ came out and got them out of the ring.
A
quick vignette is run showing both Cena’s turn from the light side and Bray’s
dominance as the HWF World Champion.
Cena comes out first and is booed heavily. He just flips off the fans as he makes his
way to the ring. Next, the HWF World
Champion Bray Wyatt comes out. Fans
aren’t sure if they want to cheer for him against Cena so the crowd is
non-decisive. Master Bull comes out and
says that this will be a Lights out match.
Fall #1 goes to John Cena who after hitting Bray with a loaded boot,
nails the F-U to get the pin in 12 min.
Bray immediately takes the match to Cena hitting a loaded boot and
followed it up with a side slam and with some tight pulling, he gets the win in
just 3 minutes. Master Bull comes out
and says that the next person to secure the pin will be the World
Champion. He then sends down a special
guest referee – the Caped Crusader. CC
is booed as he heads to the ring. Cena,
with CC’s help, was dominating the champion but Bray would not give up. Both men beat the snot out of each
other. Just after the 24 minute mark,
Caped Crusader took a baseball bat and was going to give it to Cena. He walked over but instead of handing it to him,
he dropped it. HUH? Cena questioned what was going on. Cena got into the Crusader’s face and shoving
started. Caped Crusader then HIT Cena
with the WAM!BAM!POW! Caped Crusader
just disassociated himself with Cena.
Bray then got the bat and started beating John with it. The Crusader then counted John as down and
out. Bray Wyatt retains his title. The Crusader was immediately cheered for
finding the side of good. Cena made his
way back up and just stared dumbfounded at the Crusader as he made his way to
the back. This brought the show to an
end. I’m sure Cena and the Caped
Crusader will have words soon.
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