HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 07.03

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Today’s show took place from the home of the Saints – New Orleans, LA.  The show begins with a PA announcement that GM Hulk Hogan is not there.  There is a huge eruption from the fans.  I guess they liked that announcement.  The curtains part and out comes Psycho Jack Hercules…in a suit.  He is there running the show in Hogan’s absence.  He announces that tonight, there will be two new hires making their debut as well as 3 title matches taking place.  This gets a minor pop from the fans.  “Also, I, acting GM, will be in action tonight against Bo Dallas.  Dallas, you can’t keep running from me so tonight, you have no choice – get in the ring or lose your job.  It’s that simple.  Also, at our next show, GM Hulk Hogan will be making a major decision and will unveil it at that time.” 

Music hits and out walks Ravishing Raquel.  Psycho Jack looks irritated that he was interrupted.  Raquel heads to the ring.  “The Ravishing One is in the house!”  Pop from the crowd.  “You know, I told Cactus Jackie to bring her best game and she did and she walk out with my title but no one hit wonder is going to keep my title so I am officially challenging Jackie to a rematch.”  Cactus Jackie walks out and stays on the stage.  “Really, now you are calling me out?  Really?  Listen Raquel, you had your time in the spotlight and now it is time for you to fade away like a sunset.  You think you are a top contender for this title?  Well, you’re not.  I am the Diva’s Champion now.  You need to earn a spot to even be in the same ring as me.”  Raquel interrupted “You really think you can keep me from taking my title back?  Good luck to you.  In fact, I say you and me in a non title match right now and I’ll show you what a real champion looks like.”  Psycho Jack interrupted.  “Listen, the two of you.  You do not get to make matches. Jackie, you get to defend your title at the next show.  Leave now.”  Cactus Jackie smirks and walks off.  “Raquel, you want a fight so bad, your opponent is on her way to the ring.  Now.”

The first match of the night is Ravishing Raquel taking on Angelina Love.  Love immediately attacks Raquel and controls the match until at the 7 minute mark, Raquel reverses a camel clutch and locks in the Ravishing Chickenwing.  Love is screaming in pain and taps out.  Ravishing Raquel gets the win.  Jackie runs down and attacks Raquel but the Ravishing one immediately gets the upper hand and Jackie bails.  Raquel calls for her to return to the ring but Jackie backs up the ramp shaking her head no.  I’m sure there will be more to this saga.

The second match on the card is the debut of new wrestler Conan Jones.  Conan comes out to a very mixed reaction from the crowd as they don’t know how to take him.  His opponent comes out and it is Brad Maddox.  Maddox makes his way down and begins jaw jacking and flipping off the fans.  I guess this means Conan is a good guy.  The match goes 10 minutes with both men holding an advantage.  The end came after Conan executed his specialty move the Bulldog and hooked the leg for the 1,2,3.   Conan celebrates with some of the fans at ringside before making his way to the back.

Match #3 is our first title match of the evening with Internet Media Champion and 719 Cartel member Malo Leche de Mantequilla taking on Prestige Inc member Magnus.  The first fall favors the champion after Malo puts Magnus down with a snap suplex in 7 minutes.  The second fall begins and Magnus takes it to the champ.  At the 8 minute mark, Magnus locks in the sharpshooter and Malo taps out.  The 3^rd fall begins and goes a full 6 minutes with neither man getting a solid lead over the other.  The end came after Magnus catches Malo in a spinning Samoan drop and makes the cover.  Magnus gets the win and becomes the NEW Internet Media Champion.  Malo sulks to the back.

Mark Henry makes his way out to the booing from the fans.  Henry does his best to ignore them but they end up getting under his skin.  Henry’s opponent comes out and it is Shield member Roman Reigns.   This one has Mark Henry cheat every step of the way.  At the 12 minute mark, he finishes off Roman Reigns.  But there was a serious injustice done here and that can only mean one thing…that’s right, you guessed it.  From the crowd comes the Caped Crusader.  The Crusader tries to explain to the ref and, uh oh, Henry sees him.  Henry jumps out of the ring and grabs the Crusader and hurls him into the ring.  Henry is shouting at him “Stop interfering in my matches!”  He picks up the Crusader and nails a huge powerslam.  He then goes to the top rope and nails a huge splash.  HOLY CRAP.  He’s flattened the Crusader.  Refs run out and get Henry out of the ring while medics attend to the super hero.

The next match is for the North American title with A-team champ Alberto Del Rio defending the title against Prestige Inc member his royalness King Damian Sandow.  The first fall takes 30 minutes to get to as neither would relent.  Sandow scores the pin after hitting a spinning elbow drop.  Another 23 minutes later and another spinning elbow drop and we have a NEW North American Champion – King Damian Sandow.  Internet Media Champion and fellow Prestige member Magnus comes out to celebrate with his Lordship and the fans.  Both men leave together.

In the back, the Caped Crusader is being loaded into an ambulance.  As he is loaded up, Mark Henry charges the ambulance and in the second HOLY SHIT moment of the evening, he KNOCKS it over.   

Newcomer Alexander Rusev from Bulgaria makes his way to the ring.  He gets on the mic and of course, starts to insult the US.  He really gets the fans irate when he said “Is there no one who is man enough to stand up to Rusev?  Are there NO men here?”  A voice comes across the mic “Here’s one”.  Out from behind the curtain comes…The Elitist Reid Rothchild.  Reid has a mic in hand and makes his way to the ring.  “Oh, there are men here…and some women who can surely kick your ass.  You’re not here an hour and you are already insulting us?  What is your defect?”  Rusev answered “I am the MAN and a man who will put down any so called challenge from these ‘superstars’.  No one can stop me.”  “Really” Reid began “No one?  Maybe step in the ring with me…If not me, I have a couple of friends who’d be up to a fight.”  Out comes new champions King Damian Sandow and Magnus.  “You have your pick.  Care to make a moment?”  Sandow and Magnus stood outside the ring and Rusev sneered and began to back off.  Reid turned around to leave the ring and Rusev attacked him.  Sandow and Magus jumped in the ring but Rusev bailed like a coward.  Rusev left jaw-jacking and eventually all of Prestige left the ring to make time for the main event.

Our second to last match is acting GM Psycho Jack Hercules taking on (finally) Bo Dallas.  Dallas was still very reluctant to get in the ring with (a hitman) him.  The match goes a whopping 27 minutes and after hitting a crazy powerbomb, Psycho Jack gets the win.  He is booed out of the ring and he leaves a very unhappy customer.

The main event of the evening is for the HWF World Heavyweight title.  The challenger, the Miz, comes out first.  He is then followed by the HWF World and Undisputed Heavyweight champion Bray Wyatt.  Bray is accompanied by Wyatt’s Warriors except for the Undead Warrior.  Bray gets in the ring.  “Miz, Miz, Miz.  Sister Abigail has spoken and she says that Bray Wyatt will be walking out of here with my title intact.  There really isn’t much you can do now.  And, by the way, all my title matches are specialty – in case you didn’t know.”  Miz shrugs and ends up attacking Bray.  The ring is cleared so the match can begin.  The first fall takes 24 minutes to finish and Bray beat the SNOT out of the Miz.  Miz could not get much in the way of offense in.  Bray pressed and slammed Miz into the 3^rd row.  He made the cover to get the win.  The next fall was a short 5 minute match that saw Miz bleed one minute in.  Miz managed to hit the skull crushing finale twice but could not get the pin.  Bray managed to climb to the balcony and nailed a suicide dive onto Miz.  The ref counted 1…2…3 and Bray Wyatt retains the title.  Bray celebrated in the ring with the Warriors as the show came to a close.

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned for more.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 07.02

Hello Fans and welcome back to our latest show recorded live in front of the Little Rock, Arkansas crowd.  We are informed that GM Hulk Hogan and his CWO will be on hand to make an announcement.  The show starts off with Hogan and the CWO (the A-Team, Pick and the Axe) all make their way to the ring.  Hogan starts off.

“The Hulkster is in the house.  First, I want to address my CWO.  A-Team, you are supposed to be the elite group and yet you managed to lose the 6 man titles.”  Hogan glares at Aries, Del Rio and Cesaro and they all lower their heads.  Next, Hogan approaches Pick and the Axe.  “Pick and Axe, you were the World tag team champions and you lost those belts.  However, Dirk, you still have the European title.  I expect you to do our team proud.  Do NOT let us down.” Dirk approached Hogan and said “You have nothing to worry about Hulk.  The European title isn’t going anywhere.”  Hogan took the mic.  “We will have more qualifying matches to determine who the new CSWA World Champion will be.  Without further ado, let’s get this show off the ground.”

The first match on the card is for ranking for the tag team championship.  This is the Mexicali Flyers taking on the team of Rybaxel (Ryback and Curtis Axel).  In just a hair under 15 minutes, the Flyers get the win after Tornado en Fuego hit Ryback (or Cryback as he kept calling him) with an Insuguri.

We cut to the back and see Bray Wyatt and the Warriors.  Undertaker (who’s back is to the camera) tells Hogan that he will pay for stripping him of the CSWA World title.  Bray steps in and says that his warriors need to be united and that they must all reflect the Warrior spirit. With that, Bray says that Undertaker will now be known as the Undead Warrior.  The Undead Warrior turns around and his face is now covered in black and white streaked makeup.  Creepy.

We go back to the ring for our second match which RVD taking on Randy Orton for is considered placement in the CSWA World title tourney.  This was a very short match that saw Randy get a countout win in just under 2 minutes after Bully Ray ran down and clocked Rob with a steel chair resulting in the count out.  Randy Orton moves to the CSWA and Rob moves to the HWF.

The third match on the card is Dirk “the Pick” Devon defending the European title against “Black Machismo” Jay Lethal.  Lethal scores the first pin in 10 minutes after nailing Dirk with a diving double axe handle smash. 

The second fall goes to Dirk who basically squeezing the life out of Lethal with a Tama Bearhug, dropped Jay and covered him for the pin.  Before the 3^rd fall could begin, The Axe came out to join his tag team partner.  Axe sat at ringside.  Lethal controlled the first part of the match until Axe rammed Jay’s head into the steel post.  Dirk took over but could not capitalize on a pin.  At the 18 minute mark, after the ref had been knocked down a few moments before, Axe jumped up on the apron and called for Dirk to throw him over.  Dirk tried but it was reversed and Axe, not paying attention to what he was doing, nailed Dirk with the Axe.  Lethal recovered and hit a hip toss just as the ref was recovering. Lethal made the cover and the ref counted 1…2….3.  Jay Lethal is now the NEW EUROPEAN CHAMPION.  He grabbed his title and took off before Axe could do any damage.  There was a bit of yelling done on Dirk’s part at the Axe but eventually shook his hand and they left.

Backstage, Hogan met up with Pick and the Axe.  “What the HELL was that Brother?  Pick, you said you wouldn’t let me down, brother.  What the HELL do you call that?”  Pick took a deep breath and slowly let it out.  “Hulk, I know I let you down but I can promise you that it will never happen again.  The Pick and the Axe were not on the same page tonight but we are now and once we are back in contention for a title, we will be bringing it home to the CWO.”  Hulk put his hand on his chin and rubbed his jaw.  “Ok Brother, I can understand having an off day.  That fateful day back in Wrestlemania 6 when I lost my title to the Ultimate Warrior, well, brother, I wasn’t exactly at my best so I get it.  I have faith in the two of you BUT if you want to remain as part of the CWO, I expect this to never happen again.”  Axe steps up “It won’t…brother.”  Hogan gives him a funny look and then walks off.

The next match for CSWA World title consideration is Bobby Lashley taking on Kane.  This was another short match that saw more interference. At the 2 ½ minute mark, Kane tosses Bobby out of the ring.  Down runs Brock Lesnar who picks up Lashley and nails an F-5 on the floor.  He then leaves and Bobby gets counted out.  Kane moves to the CSWA and Bobby to the HWF.

Our next match is 719 Cartel members and World Tag Team Champions VamChango taking on Beer Money (James Storm and Bobby Roode) in a non-title match.  The champs were looking golden tonight.  In just over 8 minutes, Vampiro hits Roode with the 5 point palm explosion and secures the win for his team.

Our second to last match of the night is Jeff Hardy taking on the Celtic Warrior Sheamus.  In 11 minutes, Jeff Hardy nails a dropkick from the top rope securing a spot for the CSWA World Title tournament.  Sheamus now moves to the HWF.

We are now on to our Main Event which will be for the US title.  Champion Christian takes on challenger Christopher Daniels.  The first fall at the 11 minute mark goes to the Fallen Angel after hitting Christian with the Angel’s Wings.  It only takes 7 minutes but Christian secures the second fall after hitting Daniels with a Springboard Plancha.  We are down to the final fall when backstage workers run down and start pulling stuff out from under the ring.  It’s the makings of a steel cage.  The ringside announcer is told that the 3^rd and final fall will take place in the cage.  It’s finally up and the 3^rd fall begins.  This fall goes 22 minutes and sees both men take a temporary advantage.  The end came after Daniels hit a double jump moonsault putting Christian down for the count.  Daniels scaled the cage wall and dropped to the floor giving him the win and becomes the NEW US CHAMPION.  Congratulations to the new champs tonight.

Stay tuned as there is surely more to follow.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 07.01 – fallout from the Bash

Hi fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Man, the Bash at the Beach was just amazing.  We have a new Undisputed Champion in Bray Wyatt and Undertaker is now part of Wyatt’s Warriors.  He is still the CSWA World Champion so it will be interesting to see what Hogan does about that.  Speaking of the Undertaker, he was really in rough shape after getting “electrocuted” in the Chamber of Horrors match so I’m not sure when we’ll see him again.   It will be interesting to see if the Undertaker’s addition to Wyatt’s Warriors will be a help or a hindrance.

We are now coming to you from a taped event that took place in Montgomery, AL.  Due to certain time constraints, this show is only 2 hours.

GM Hulk Hogan starts off the show and mentioned that there would be a roster shake up. I can only imagine that means he will be doing trades between the HWF and CSWA.  We were also told that the HWF and CSWA would continue their tour of the south with matches taking place in various cities alone the southern part of the US.  We were also told that the Clash of the Champions PPV in August would only be comprised of title matches and that every title would be defended…some maybe more than once.  Because of that, the Clash will be a 2 day event.  More on that to follow.

Hogan then declares that since Undertaker is now a member of Wyatt’s Warriors that he cannot be the CSWA World Champion anymore and strips Undertaker of the CSWA world title. 16 men from the roster will participate in a tournament to crown a new World Champion.  He mentions that he will include wrestlers from the HWF and if they win their respective match, they will move to the CSWA and the loser will move to the HWF.  There will be many qualifying matches to get it narrowed down to the final 16 but there will be a major stipulation.  Matches will have a 20 minute time limit. If it goes to the time limit, both men will be eliminated.  Hogan puts over his CWO as the first 5 members participating in the World title tournament (Austin Aries, Antonio Cesaro, Alberto Del Rio, Dirk ‘the Pick’ Devon and the Axe) and they will get automatic entry; they will not have to fight for their spot.  These 5 will be exempt from the roster trade even if they lose since they are members of the CWO and not active HWF or CSWA performers. 

Before he can continue, new music hits (BREAK THE WALLS DOWN) out comes the returning Chris Jericho.  Chris makes his way to the ring.  “Hello Jerichohollics!  Y2J is back and what better way to make a splash is to throw my name in for a shot at the World Title.”  Hogan steps up “You know Brother, only the best can play so if you really want in, go lace up your boots and get ready because his match is coming up quick.” Jericho leaves to the cheering of the fans and Hulk departs without much interaction (except he did flip off a few fans). 

The first match that will act as a qualifier will be AJ Styles taking on Mike Bennett.  In 17 minutes, AJ gets the win after hitting the Styles Clash.

The second qualifying match is the returning Chris Jericho taking on Big E Langston.  Jericho looked a little rusty but soon found his groove. As they were getting close to the time limit, Hogan came out and said that this match is now a no DQ.  With that, Pick and the Axe ran down and attacked both men.  They brought them to the outside of the ring where the beat down continued until the time limit expired.  Both men are out of the running and Big E is now on his way to the HWF.

The third match is John Cena taking on Mr. Anderson.  It was funny as the fans chanted “asshole” but we’re not quite sure who it was directed to.  Cena gets the win after the F-U in 12 minutes.  Mr. Anderson is now moving to HWF and Cena is moving to the CSWA.

Match #4 is our Olympic Hero Kurt Angle taking on the Miz.  Angle gets the quick win after Miz who had been tossed out of the ring 3x in 6 minutes decided to just walk out. 

We cut to the back where a vignette is taking place with HWF World and Undisputed Champion Bray Wyatt and his Warriors.  They are standing there with a lifesize cardboard cutout of the Undertaker representing his spot on the team.  Wyatt speaks about the warriors’ loss to the A-Team and that Sister Abigail had predicted wrong even though she predicted his win.  Where does the fault lie?  Bray says that the Warriors can redeem themselves as the A-Team declared they wanted another ‘easy’ match.  He tells the Warriors to get ready to go to the ring and tells them to do Sister Abigail proud.

Tonight’s Main Event is for the 6 Man tag team titles with the CWO members the A-Team defending against Wyatt’s Warriors.  The A-Team was totally unprepared and the Warriors ran all over them.  15 minutes later, Super Warrior nails the Super Powerslam on Aries to get the first fall.  23 minutes later, Del Rio nails the Warrior of Truth with a 5 kick combination to get the second fall.  The third round totally favored the champs.  At the 18 minute mark, the lights go out and turn blue.  A gong sounds and out comes the Undertaker.  He’s moving towards the ring at a pretty good pace for a guy who was ‘electrocuted’.  He gets in the ring and immediately picks up Centurion.  It looks like he’s going to throw him out of the ring but hurls him at Antonio Cesaro instead.  Cesaro falls out of the ring.  Undertaker follows him out.  Taker then chokeslams Cesaro on the Spanish announce table and it collapses.  Austin Aries tries a suicide dive but Taker catches him and nails a tombstone piledriver.  Super Warrior then takes out Alberto Del Rio.  The ref makes the count and reaches 10.  The A-team are counted out and the win and the titles go to the NEW CHAMPIONS – Wyatt’s Warriors!!!  Bray Wyatt comes out and starts singing “I’ve got the whole world in my hands.”  He continues to sing while the new champs and Undertaker stand tall in the ring.

That is all for now.  Stay tuned for more action.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 06.08

Hello everyone and welcome to our PPV Great American Bash.  We are coming to you live from HOTlanta, GA; home to many American icons such as the Atlanta Braves; the Fabulous Freebirds and our guest of honor, the one and only Abdullah the Butcher!  Abby comes out dressed to the hilt in a 3 piece suit.  As he walks down towards the ring, he shakes hands with a fan but then pretends to bite him.  Ha, Ha, what a funny guy.  He makes his way to the ring, gets in and the proceeds to remove his jacket.  He removes his shirt and pants and is wearing his old ring gear (I’m sure it’s been washed; don’t be gross).  He starts hitting himself in the head (for those of you who don’t know who Abdullah the Butcher is, google some images) and starts to gush blood.  Yep, that’s Abdullah for you.  He picks up a mic.

“Hello Atlanta!.  The Butcher is here live and in person.  You are in for a great evenings worth of entertainment so stick around and enjoy everything the HWF and CSWA have to offer. After the show, be sure to come down to my restaurant – Abdullah the Butchers House of Ribs and Chinese Food.  Greatest cuisine this side of the Mississippi.”  He gets a good pop.  “Without further ado, here is the HWF and CSWA General Manager – Hulk Hogan.”

Hogan comes out to the booing of the crowd.  He was going to head to the ring but then stopped, glared at the fans and walked back to the top of the ramp.  “All of you, what did Heenan call you, Humanoids need to settle down and sit your asses every 16” or this show is over.”  The fans booed him even worse.  “Fine, the show is over and you are all to blame.”  New music hits and out comes part owner Jeff Meyers.  Mr. Meyers walks over and takes the mic from Hogan.  “Hulk, settle down.  The show is not being cancelled.  Atlanta is such a hotbed that the fans here will just BLOW the roof of this joint.”  With that, the fans made the loudest pop of the night.  “That, Hulk, is how you get this party started.  With that said, let’s get this show on the road.”  Pyro goes off as Mr. Meyers escorts Hogan off stage.

 The show begins backstage with Rocky Lapetus talking to Hogan.  “Mr. GM, I’m not allowed in the ring but Reid wants me there.  If I have to get back in the ring, I request it be made a handicap match.”  Hogan, not missing a beat, says “Granted” before walking away.  Rocky finds Psycho Jack Hercules and fills him in on the plan.  “Be sure to finish the job this time.”  Jack nodded and they both went to the ring.

Match #1 is Reid Rothchild taking on Rocky Lapetus and Psycho Jack Hercules in a handicap match.  Reid rand down to the ring and immediately went after Rocky but he tagged in Psycho Jack.  Reid took out his frustrations on Jack. It wasn’t until Jack got in a lucky shot that Rocky got in the ring.  Both men stomped on Reid and dragged him to the outside.  Both men double teamed Reid and even hit a spike piledriver on the padded floor.  Jack got back in the ring as soon as the ref counted to 10 at 13:35.  Jack and Rocky Lapetus get the countout win.  Diva’s champion Ravishing Raquel ran down and grabbed a steel chair.  Reid must have taken care not to get hurt too bad as he was already up.  He took the chair from Raquel and leveled both Rocky and Psycho Jack with it.  He picks up Psycho Jack and nails a Rothchild Stunner.  He then locks Rocky in the Flair Figure Four and would not let go.  Rocky screamed in pain and it wasn’t until Raquel asked him to stop did Reid let up.  Reid and Raquel left to the cheering of the fans with both of their titles held high and Rocky and Jack had to be helped to the back.

Backstage, Undertaker is being interviewed.  Short and Sweet – Undertaker says Angle will rest in peace.  Bray Wyatt then walked into the picture and Undertaker lost his composure.  Bray smiled as he walked away.

Up next is Prestige Inc members King Damian Sandow and Magnus taking on Heath Slater and Bully Ray. Heath thought he was being smart so he let Bully start the match.  Unfortunately for him, Bully is much smarter and he immediately tagged Slater in much to his amazement.  Bully then stepped down and backed away from the ring.  After 14 minutes of an asskicking, Sandow gets the pin after a running knee drop smash.  After the match, Bully brings a table into the ring and hits Slater with a Bubba Bomb through the table.  He then picked up a mic and yelled “No one tells me what to do.”  He dropped the mic on Slater and as he was getting ready to leave, RVD ran down and brawled with Bully and they fought all the way to the back.

Next on the card is Rockstar Spud taking on the Caped Crusader.  The match saw Spud lie, cheat and steal throughout the entire match until at the 10 minute mark, he nails the Wam!Bam!Pow! and rolls up Spud for the 1, 2, 3.  After the match, Mark Henry came out and congratulated the Crusader…before nailing a devastating powerslam.  Cheers turned to boos and Henry yelled “I don’t need no costumed freak interfering in my matches.”  Henry left the ring as backstage help came out to assist the Crusader.

The show continues to move along as Cactus Jackie makes her way out.  She yells at a few of the fans on her way to the ring.  She grabs a mic once she gets in the ring.  “I am the ULTIMATE Diva here and I WILL take that title that so rightfully belongs to me.  Let’s go Raquel, I don’t have all day.”

The music hits and out comes Ravishing Raquel with the Elitist Reid Rothchild escorting her to the ring. She holds her title high which just seems to infuriate Jackie.  Raquel is in the ring and she grabs the mic from Jackie.  “To blatantly steal someone else’s catchphrase, ‘The Champ is Here’.  Jackie, I told you to bring you A-game as I don’t want you to have any excuses.  No one calls me out.  Let’s get this match underway.

Just as the match begins, Jackie tosses Raquel out of the ring and then rams her stomach first into the steel steps and then to the outside of the ring bruising her ribs.  She drags her back into the ring and 6 minutes later, locks in the desert stretch.  Raquel taps out.  The first fall goes to Jackie.  The bell rings again and Raquel battles back with fierce determination.  Jackie wouldn’t let up until at the 22 minute mark, Raquel hits the “Simply Ravishing” and scores the 2^nd fall.  Before the bell rings, CWO members Pick and the Axe make their way to ringside where they surround and attack Reid.  They take him down and as Raquel was going for a moonsault, the Pick gets up and pushes her off the top rope.  Jackie immediately picks her up and locks in the Cactus Clutch.  Raquel ends up passing out (ala Stone Cold vs Bret Hart) and the ref awards the match and the Diva’s title to the NEW CHAMPION Cactus Jackie.  Jackie celebrates in the ring and even plants a big ol’ kiss right on Dirk Devon.  He blushes and Pick, Axe and Jackie all leave together.

We cut to the back where Bray Wyatt is talking with his Warriors.  “My brothers, Sister Abigail has proclaimed that we all walk out champions.  This is the time to shine as our time is now.  We will be victorious and we shall have the whole wide world in our hands.”  Wyatt smiles as his team heads to the ring.

Next up is a battle between the CWO’s A-Team (Antonio Cesaro, Austin Aries and Alberto Del Rio) taking on Wyatt’s Warriors (Centurion, Warrior of Truth and the Super Warrior).  The Warriors come out first followed by the 6-man tag team champions.  Before the match could begin, Hulk Hogan comes out and says that this match will be the best of 3 falls – winner takes all.  He then walks up to Aries and hands him something.  We hear Hogan whisper “You know what to do”.  The A-team controlled the entire match and in 18 minutes, Aries nails a 450 splash on Truth to secure the first fall. The next round goes 16 ½ minutes and is dominated by the champions. Aries managed to handcuff Bray, SW and Truth to the ringside barrier while they all beat down on Centurion.  A beaten and bloody Roman Warrior is hurled out of the ring where is is unable to make it back in before the 10 count awarding the match to the retaining champs – The A-Team.  After the match, the ref managed to get everyone un-cuffed and they helped Centurion to the back.  Yep, looks like he’s gonna need some stitches.

Next up is a rematch for the World Tag team titles with CWO members Pick and the Axe defending against former champs and members of the 719 Cartel VamChango.  The champs are accompanied by the new Diva’s champion Cactus Jackie.  The champs looks a bit rusty as the challengers owned the entire match.  This first fall went 23 minutes and was awarded to VamChango after Vampiro hits the Axe with the Quan Jue.  Before the 2^nd fall could begin, CWO members the A-Team came back out.  This of course brought out the rest of the 719 Cartel (except for the Mexicali Flyers as Hogan took them off TV so they could get themselves back into shape – they looked bad).  The Cartel ended up chasing off the A-Team and the Diva’s Champion leaving no outside interference.  Vampiro hits the 5 point palm explosion on Axe and El Chango tosses him from the ring.  Axe cannot get up even with the help of Dirk.  Axe ends up getting counted out and with that, we have NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – VAMCHANGO!!!  The Cartel comes down and celebrates with the new champs and they all leave together.

As we are winding down, we are getting into our main events.  The first is Undertaker defending the CSWA World Title against Kurt Angle.  The Undertaker was just too much for the Olympic hero and after 11 minutes, Kurt ends up getting counted out (he took a second too long to get back in the ring).  The next fall was super short as Undertaker immediately locks Angle in a Triangle choke in the middle of the ring.  Angle, with nowhere to go, taps out.  Undertaker retains his title.  Music hits and out walks the HWF World Champion Bray Wyatt.  “You know Undertaker, Sister Abigail told me that I should come out here now and challenge you for the Undisputed title; after all, I am a World Champion and we ARE on a PPV.  How about this. If I win, you become a member of Wyatt’s Warriors.  If you win, you get a rematch for this title.”  This brings out GM Hulk Hogan.  “Listen here brother, no one but me makes matches.  However, I like the sound of that.  The main event tonight will be Wyatt vs Undertaker with the stipulation that if Bray wins, Undertaker must become a member of Wyatt’s Warriors; If Undertaker wins, he gets a rematch for the HWF World title. It will be one fall.”

Our 2^nd to final match is Brock Lesnar taking on Bobby Lashley in a last man standing match with Lights Out rules.  This match had everyone on their feet for the entire 33 minute battle.  This match was about as evenly matched as it could get (the final score was 212 to 213).  Bobby begins with a kidney punch that Brock absorbed.  Bobby then smashes Brock’s head into the ringpost.  Brock answers the count at 5.  Bobby goes for a spinebuster but Brock hits a press and slam for a 1 count.  Bobby tries for the full nelson lift and slam but Brock hits another press & slam for a 2 count.  Brock tosses Bobby to the outside but he’s back in at 7.  Bobby nails a kick to the gut on Brock who nails an f-5.  Bobby rolls out and pulls Brock out.  He nails a piledriver on the concrete.  Lesnar is up at 7.  Bobby hits a clothesline and Brock this a monkey flip and then tosses Bobby out of the ring.  Bobby pulls Brock out and they both fight on the outside of the ring.  Brock hits a clothesline but is then tossed out again.  Bobby calls for the Dominator but Brock nullifies it.  Both men attempt a double haymaker and they both go down.   They eventually get up and Bobby whacks Brock with a steel Chair.  Brock shrugs it off and smashed Bobby’s head into the ringpost.   Bobby recovers and nails a Dominator but Brock kicks out.  Brock hits a press & slam for a 2 count.  Bobby hits another Dominator but is unable to make the cover.   After another double haymaker takes both men out of the ring, Bobby hits another piledriver on the concrete.  Brock is up pretty quick.  Bobby goes for another Dominator but Brock nullifies it.  Brock whallops Bobby with the steel ring steps.  Bobby looks to be injured.   Brock nails a powerbomb and then goes out and brings in a table.  Just as soon as it was set up, Bobby nails a spinebuster right through the table.  The ref makes the count to 3 and then continues to see if Brock gets up.  4…5…6….7….8….9…10.  Brock is counted as down and the match (and a hell of one at that) is awarded to Bobby Lashley.

Not sure how they’ll top this next one but Bray Wyatt is taking on the Undertaker for the Undisputed Heavyweight title.  Before the match begins, Hogan comes out and says that this will be a Chamber of Horror match. 

The Undertaker executes a THROAT CHOKE....

Bray Wyatt executes a SCOOP POWERSLAM....

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Bray Wyatt executes a LIFTING FOREARM SMASH....

The Undertaker attempts to defend against LIFTING FOREARM SMASH but is unsuccessful.

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Bray Wyatt executes a LIFTING FOREARM SMASH....

The Undertaker absorbs the punishment.

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Bray Wyatt executes a REAR CHINLOCK....

The Undertaker attempts to defend against REAR CHINLOCK but is unsuccessful.

Bray Wyatt is attempting a pin!!!

1...

The Undertaker kicks out of the pin!

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The Undertaker executes a THROAT CHOKE....

Bray Wyatt absorbs the punishment.

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The Undertaker executes a HIT WITH URN....

Bray Wyatt executes a LIFTING SIDESLAM....

Bray Wyatt is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

The Undertaker kicks out of the pin!

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The Undertaker executes a THROW OUT OF RING....

Bray Wyatt executes a REAR CHINLOCK. And follows it up with a DDT on the concrete floor.

Bray Wyatt is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

The Undertaker was pinned by Bray Wyatt!!!

Bray Wyatt is attempting to put his opponent in the Chair of Torture!

Bray Wyatt puts his opponent in the Chair of Torture!

Bray Wyatt wins with a Chamber of Horrors Electrocution over The Undertaker!!!

HOLY CRAP!  Bray Wyatt has just defeated the Undertaker for the Undisputed Heavyweight title and now, Undertaker is a member of Wyatt’s Warriors. 

I’m sure there will be ton of fallout on this so stay tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 06.07

Hello fans and welcome to our show recorded from Alpharetta, GA.  This is our final stop before the Great American Bash PPV this weekend.  As GM Hulk Hogan mentioned at the last show, all the matches except for the main event will all be tag team matches with our main event being RVD taking on Bully Ray.  Based on what he called a “lackluster” appreciation for him from his hometown crowd, Hogan said he would not show up in the gutter that is Alpharetta citing the people here were lower on the evolutionary scale than a typical 3^rd world country (I know, harsh – what a jerk).  With all tha tout of the way, the show begins.

The first match is the team of Curtis Axel (the son of the late Curt Hennig) and his partner Ryback taking on Christopher Daniels and Kazarian.  The match goes 29 minutes with some great spots that had the win awarded to Axel and Ryback after Ryback speared Kazarian on the outside of the ring and then tossed him to Axel who applied a rear chinlock and scored the win.

The second match on the card has the team of the Colon’s Epico and Primo taking on “the Dust Brothers” Goldust and Stardust (formerly known as Cody Rhodes).  In 21 minutes, Goldust ends up getting the win after hitting Primo with the Stardust Piledriver.

Our 3^rd match has Shield members Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins taking on Prestige Inc members King Damian Sandow and Magnus.  There appeared to be miscommunication between the Shield members and they simply didn’t seem gel in this match.  Magnus gets the win after nailing Ambrose with a bodyslam from the top rope in 26 minutes.  After the match, Ambrose and Rollins and words and both ended up leaving on their own.

Match #4 has the Bella Twins taking on Madison Rayne and Velvet Sky.  In 8 minutes, the Bella’s get the win after Nikki hits Madison with a dropkick and she fell out of the ring.  She and Velvet got disgusted and left the ring resulting in a count out.

Back in action is Team HP Bran-Don-Goh and Casey Jones taking on Wyatt’s Warriors members Centurion and the Warrior of Truth.  During the match, the A-Team runs down and attacks the Warriors after the ref took a bump.  After the ref got up, Bran-Don-Goh nails a Dango Slam on Centurion to secure the win at the 17 minute mark.  After the match, the A-team jumped in and continued the beat down until the Super Warrior and the World Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt came down and ran the A-Team off.

Before the next match could begin, out comes the “Elitist” Reid Rothchild accompanied by Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel.  Reid has a mic in hand.  “Hello HWF and CSWA fans.”  He gets a decent pop.  Reid continues “As I mentioned, I would get to the bottom of who paid to try and have me taken out by Psycho Jack Hercules.  I figured it out and I’m calling you out right now.  Either you can come out on your own or I’ll drag you by the collar and embarrass you all the more.” 

Reid waited for a moment until out comes…Rocky Lapetus (aka Wam Bam Arsonist).  Rocky had a mic too.  “Wow, you figured it out.  I’m impressed you had the brainpower to figure it out.  So, you want to know why I did what I did.  Are you that stupid that you really have no idea who I am; what our past is?  Really?  Think about it for just a second.”  He stood there staring at Reid.  Suddenly, a light bulb goes off.  “Kurt?  Is that really you?  What the hell?”  Rocky took over.  “The Hell you don’t know.  We had ourselves a great team – The Band; you, me, Axe and Pick.  And even if they don’t want to admit it, Ravishing Raquel, Professor Cobra, Jimberg, Donnie B, Fusion Valentine, Spider Violet, Bran-Don-Goh, Casey Jones and Centurion were all members at one point. We were the consummate band – the next Beatles if you will. YOU ruined it for all of us.  You abandoned us.  You are ‘dead’ to me.  I was just mixing figurative and literal here.  This is no one’s fault but your own.  Your stubbornness and selfishness is what broke the team apart.  You say you want to get even with me?  F*** that.  I want to get even with you.  I’ll continue what Psycho Jack started. I already spoke to GM Hulk Hogan and he has granted me a match against you at the Bash.  This band leader will be standing tall when the show comes to an end.”

Reid stood there for a moment and then calmly exited the ring and grabbed a steel chair.  He then proceeded to chase Rocky Lapetus to the back.  Raquel followed with Reid’s title shaking hands with the fans as she made her way backstage.

Our second to last match has Rockstar Spud and Mike Bennett teaming together to take on the Caped Crusader in what seems to be a handicap match but before CC can make his way to the ring, he stops and introduces his tag team partner – Mark Henry.  Spud stops them and says there is a special guest referee for this match – ‘Fast Count Frank’.   Spud starts off with a flurry of punches against Henry and Mark nails a splash off the top rope but is tripped up by Bennett.  A pissed off World’s Strongest Man locks in a bearhug but Bennett attacks Henry to get him to break the hold (the ref is just standing there).   Spud recovers enough to hit a flying dropkick but Henry plunges Spud into the ringpost.  A much disoriented Spud tries to throw some punches but they have no effect.  Henry nails a World’s Strongest Slam and makes the cover.  The Caped Crusader jumps in and drags the ref over.  Henry threatens the ref and Frank reluctantly makes the count 1..2…3.  The ref takes off like a bat out of Hell.  Bennett tries to jump in but the Caped Crusader nails the Wam!Bam!Pow! sending Bennett flying out of the ring.  Henry and the Caped Crusader celebrate in the ring and eventually leave.

The main event of the night is RVD taking on Bully Ray.  Bully said that this match should have implications for the future and surprises everyone with the stipulation that this is now an ECW rules match.  Bully introduces his ref  ‘Slow Count Sam’. 

The match begins with Bully nailing a side elbow drop.  RVD battles back with hamstring chops.   Bully goes to punch Rob in the face but Rob sidesteps it but ends up eating a chop to the chest.  Rob hits a headbutt but Bully nails a Bully Bomb.  Bully hits Rob in the face but Rob grabs a golf club and nails Bully in the gonads with it.  Bully goes down. Rob goes to the top rope and nails a 5 star frog splash.  He makes the cover and Sam finally makes the count 1..2…3.  RVD is the winner of the match. 

Thanks for reading. The Great American Bash PPV is just around the corner.  Stay Tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 06.06

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  The Great American Bash is now just a mere 6 days away and has completely sold out.  For those not attending that show, be sure to catch it on PPV.  As Jim Ross used to say, it’s gonna be a slobberknocker.

Tonight’s show is taking place from Augusta, GA, the hometown for notable celebrities such as Singer James Brown, actor Laurence Fishburne and most importantly, our GM Hulk Hogan.

Hogan starts the show off.  “Hello to the greatest fans in the world!”  He receives a pop.  “The Hulkster is here with the HWF and CSWA, brother, to begin our road to the Great American Bash.  There will be an action packed card tonight with MY CWO getting some in ring time.  So WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN THE HULKSTER AND THE CWO RUN WILD ON YOU?”  About half of the audience died off.  Hulk stared at them and then left the stage.

The first match on the card are 719 Cartel members the Mexicali Flyers, Malo Leche de Mantequilla and Rey Rey taking on the Wyatt family (Bray, Truth, SW and Centurion).  We expected this to be a good match but the former NJWW tag team champions, the Mexicali Flyers, looked horrible in the ring.  It appears someone’s been sitting around eating too many snickers bars and ice cream.  The match ended in Double DQ after the A-Team ran down and interfered in the match.  It was actually Alberto Del Rio sucker punching the Super Warrior that resulted in the call.  Hogan came out and said the Flyers looked so bad, he was taking them off the circuit and sending them to go get help.  The Flyers ended up jumping into the crowd and left. 

Super Warrior was not happy so he called in his chip for the title match against Alberto for the North American title.  ADR looked to Hogan who said “Don’t worry, you’ve got this.”  Del Rio went to the ring for his match.  In 15 minutes, SW gets the first fall after hitting ADR with a Super Powerslam.  In 26 minutes, Del Rio traps SW in the rolling cross armbreaker and SW taps out.  There is one final fall with 19 minutes left.  The third fall saw interference from Austin Aries who, while ADR was distracting the ref, hits the Super Warrior with a steel chair.  Del Rio executes a lifting German Suplex and makes the cover.  Alberto Del Rio retains his title in a 56 minute bout.

Next up, Brie Bella comes out and says that she is actually in line for the next title shot, not Cactus Jackie.  Brie says she is challenging Jackie right here and now for that Diva’s title shot at the Bash.  Jackie comes out reluctantly but eventually heads to the ring.  Just as the bell sounds, out comes Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel.  She goes to sit at ringside.  In 6 minutes, Jackie locks Brie in the Desert Stretch and the Bella Twin submits.  Jackie immediately jumps out of the ring and gets in Raquel’s face.  They exchange words and even begin to come to blows but security is out there immediately to break it up.   Raquel gets in the ring with a mic “You wanna early taste of what my foot in your mouth is going to taste like, then join me here in the ring now.”  Jackie makes like she is going to but then backs off laughing at Raquel.  I guess we’re gonna have to wait for the Bash to see who wins this one.

Before the next match can begin, the lights go out and an eerie blue light comes on.  The Undertaker, the CSWA and Undisputed World Heavyweight champ comes out and makes his way to the ring.  He gets in the ring and raises his arms turning the lights on.  HOLY CRAP! Kurt Angle is in the ring and attacks the Undertaker.  He gets him up an nails an Angle Slam.  He grabs the Undertaker’s leg and applies the Angle lock. Undertaker is writhing in pain as Kurt cinches it in.  Eventually, security hits the ring and Angle lets go and leaves on his own.  Undertaker makes it up to his feet but stumbles on his bad leg.  He stares at Kurt and drags his thumb across his throat.  Angle backs up the ramp smiling.  Undertaker eventually makes it out of the ring and to the back on his own.

Next on the card are CWO members the Pick, the Axe and Psycho Jack Hercules taking on VamChango and  Bobby Lashley.  This was the shortest match of the night.  Bobby Lashley tagged himself in right when the bell rang and then was triple teamed by the CWO.  Pick and the Axe tossed Bobby to the outside and placed on a table where Psycho Jack nails a 360 splash from the top rope through the Spanish announce table.  Vam Chango had their hands full with Pick and Axe and Bobby got counted out at the 3 minute mark.  Bobby stumbles to make it to his feet and as he stands up, BROCK LESNAR is standing right in front of him.  Bobby sees him and in a moment of surprise, falls back down.  Brock smiles at him and leaves without laying a finger on Bobby.

In our second to last match, Women’s Champion Gail Kim took on the original Women’s champ Layla El for the title.  10 minutes in, Layla nails Gail with The Layout and scores the first fall.  3 minutes later, the champ locks in a dragon sleeper and Layla taps out.  The match goes another 9 minutes and Gail scores the 3^rd fall after hitting flying hurricanrana.  Gail Kim retains the Women’s title.  Both women got a standing ovation for this match.

The Main event of the evening will be Shield member Roman Reigns taking on Samoa Joe.  The match goes 13 minutes with Joe dominating Reigns.  Ambrose and Rollins made their way down but were stopped by Prestige Inc members King Damian Sandow and Magnus.  Joe capitalized on the distraction and after hitting a sick clothesline, scored the pin.

After everyone left the ring, Hogan came back out.  He announced that there would be one more show between now and the Bash.  The next event which would be mid-week, would be tag team spectacular.  All matches except for one will be tag matches.  Hogan made sure to book Prestige Inc vs the Shield for that venue.  All in all, I think everyone left satisfied.

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned as our next show will be taking place in Alpharetta, GA.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 –06.05

Hello fans and welcome to our latest newsletter,   The Great American Bash, live from Atlanta, GA is only a week away and there are still a few tickets (up in the nosebleeds) that just opened up so if you haven’t gotten your tickets yet, there is still time. 

 

Today’s show comes from Charlotte, NC. 

 

The show starts off in the back with AJ Styles talking to Hulk Hogan about not getting the chance to wrestle.  Hogan tells him to “piss off”.  AJ leaves.  Hogan sees Hernandez walking by and asks if he wants a shot at getting rid of AJ once and for good.  Hernandez says sure so Hogan makes another ‘Fight or Fired’ match between AJ Styles and Hernandez.

 

Heath Slater paid a visit to the GM and said that his 3MB buddies were both eliminated and now he’s at a disadvantage against Prestige Inc.  Hogan thought about it for a moment and said that Slater could pick his partner and that person could not refuse.  Slater left happy.

 

The event begins with pyro.  Music hits and out walks “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild accompanied by Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel.  He has a mic in hand.

 

“Hello Charlotte!”  He surprisingly gets a pretty decent pop.  “I said I’d be here today to address 3 things.”  He goes to the back and then returns dragging…someone.  That someone is Psycho Jack Hercules.  He appears to be unconscious.  Reid also has his title back which he hands to Raquel.  He dumps Jack on the floor.  “First, I’ve dealt with Psycho Jack as he deserves.”  Prestige members King Damian Sandow and Magnus join Reid and Raquel on the stage.  They all shake hands.  “Second, Hulk Hogan, you are just as guilty and I promise you that Prestige Inc will deal with you and your CWO all in good time.  Third and most important, the person who paid to take me out.”

 

“I don't know you. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for payback on some past wrongdoing, I can tell you, I don't have Money...well, actually I do but you won’t get a dime.  But what I do have, are a very particular set of skills. Skills I've acquired over a very long career (a whopping 1 1/2 years). Skills that make me a nightmare for the people like you. If you come forward and reveal yourself now, that'll be the end of it. I'll not look for you. I'll not pursue you. But If you don't, I'll look for you. I'll find you and I'll finish you.  The END.”  Prestige Inc all leave together and a couple of refs come out to help Psycho Jack to the back.

 

The first match of the night is AJ Styles taking on Hernandez in a Fight or Fired match.  This one went 17 minutes and only because AJ wanted in ring time.  AJ wiped the mat with Hernandez and finally ended the brutal beating with a spin kick.  Hernandez is now out.

 

Heath Slater is being interviewed in the back and Bully Ray walks by.  Heath complains that Bully disrespected him by walking in on his interview.  Slater tells Bully that Hogan is letting him pick his own partner and that person cannot say no.  Heath says Bully will be his partner.  “Ok” Bully says and walks off.  Heath looks confused as I think he expected more push-back.

 

The next match of the night is Goldust and Cody Rhodes taking on the Uso’s.  Jimmy and Jey hit the ring first.  Goldust comes out next but pauses.  New music hits and lights flash and out comes…hang on…it appears that Cody Rhodes has recreated himself.  He is now going by the name Stardust.  The brothers Dust head to the ring.  This as a long entertaining match which saw Goldust pick up the win after hitting the Shattered Dreams on Jey at the 28 minute mark.

 

Rockstar Spud is on next and calls out any superstar that wants to take him on.  Out comes the World’s Strongest Man Mark Henry.  Spud about craps himself.  Spud tries to run away after Mark got in the ring but all of a sudden, out comes the Caped Crusader and he stops Spud in his tracks.  He does the whole “Hogan finger point” and chases Spud right back to the ring into the waiting arms of Mark Henry.  After 4 minutes of Spud trying to run away, Henry finally locks in a bearhug and Spud immediately taps out.  Henry drops him and he takes off like a scalded dog.  Henry calls the Caped Crusader in the ring and shakes his hand before both men leave.

 

In the back, Rockstar Spud runs up to Hogan and tells him he wants the Caped Crusader at the Bash.  Hogan makes the match.

 

We cut to an interview area in the back and there stands the HWF World Champion Bray Wyatt and Wyatt’s Warriors.  “My brothers”, Wyatt starts, “Sister Abigail had spoken and she said that I, Bray Wyatt, would defeat the Undertaker to take the world title.  This has all come true.  Now, SHE has spoken again and tells me that Wyatt’s Warriors will be triumphant at the Bash.”  The Warrior of Truth steps forward. “She speaks the truth Brother Wyatt.  We will defeat the A-Team and Wyatt’s Warriors will be the 6 man tag team champions.”  Super Warrior steps forward.  The Soopa Warriaahhh agrees with our Sister.  Del Rio, you and I are linked to this feud and we will settle it once and for all but I promise you this…the Soopa Warriaahhhh is also in line for the North American title.  I will also take that from you and the Warriors will bask in the presence of greatness.    Centurion stepped forward.  “As a former GM, I know the ins and outs of this business.  Now, under the guidance of our new World Champion, Wyatt’s Warriors will take what rightfully belongs to us and we will be the dominate team for the ages.” 

 

We cut back to the ring where we have a match signing taking place between Bobby Lashley and Brock Lesnar.  Hogan came down with the contract.  “Now listen here…I will not tolerate any crap from either of you.  After today, between now and the Bash, there will be NO physical contact unless you want to be suspended indefinitely without pay.  Brock just turned and glared at Hogan but didn’t say a word.  Hulk started back up.  “Lashley, you sign here”  He points to an X and Bobby signs.  “Now Brock, you sign here.”  He points to another X and Brock signs.  “The match is official.  Brock Lesnar takes on Bobby Lashley in a Last Man Standing street fight.  Now, both of you get out of my ring.”  Lashley turns to leave and Brock immediately attacks him.  Brock peppers Bobby with lefts, rights and knees.  Bobby absorbs it and rocks Brock with headbutts and forearm shots.  Security runs out but not before Brock hurls Lashley….into Hulk Hogan.  The GM falls to the ground and is irate.  “Lashley, you dare put your hands on me.  You are in a match, a handicap match with the World Tag Team Champions – Pick and the Axe.  Devon and the Axe come down and jump in the ring.  The bell rings and they immediately double team Bobby.   The ref tries to break it up but Hogan clocks the ref.  Bobby battles back slamming Pick and the Axe together in the ring.  Bobby hits a big foot to Dirk Devon and he falls out of the ring.  Bobby turns and nails a Dominator on the Axe.  Hogan is shocked.  Bobby makes his own 3 count and stands victorious.  Dirk is back in the ring and attacks Bobby.  All of a sudden, out comes VamChango.  They attack the tag team champions clearing them out of the ring.  An Irate Hogan makes a match for the next show.  VamChango and Bobby Lashley vs Pick, the Axe and Psycho Jack Hercules.

 

Our second to last match has Internet Media Champion and member of the 719 Cartel Malo Leche de Mantequilla taking on A-Team member Austin Aries in a rematch for the title.  The 1^st fall goes to Malo who scores a pin with a flying elbow in 15 minutes.  The second fall begins and Aries begins to battle back and even calls down Antonio Cesaro.  Cesaro jumps on the mat but Malo ends up whipping Aries into Cesaro.  He then picks up Aries and nails the Black Doom and gets the 1-2-3 to retain his title.

 

Aries and Cesaro argue but then, for the main event, out comes US Champion Christian.  Christian insults both A-Team members much to the delight of the fans.  Cesaro demands a rematch for the title and Christian obliges.

 

In 17 minutes, Christian scores the first fall after nailing Cesaro with an inverted falling DDT.  The second fall goes to Cesaro who gets the pin in 14 minutes after nailing a gutwrench suplex (Aries was at ringside and held Christian’s leg down).  The third fall begins and Christian turns up the heat.  Del Rio runs down trying to run interference but that is quickly nullified as Wyatt’s Warriors come down to ringside and chase off Del Rio and Aries leaving Cesaro on his own.  The Warrior of Truth distracted Cesaro just long enough to allow Christian to nail a One Man Concerto and score the 3^rd and final pin.  Christian retains the title.

 

That is all for now.  Our next show will take place in Augusta, GA so stay tuned.  The lead up to the Bash at the Beach is heating up.