Friday, July 4, 2014

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 07.01 – fallout from the Bash


Hi fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Man, the Bash at the Beach was just amazing.  We have a new Undisputed Champion in Bray Wyatt and Undertaker is now part of Wyatt’s Warriors.  He is still the CSWA World Champion so it will be interesting to see what Hogan does about that.  Speaking of the Undertaker, he was really in rough shape after getting “electrocuted” in the Chamber of Horrors match so I’m not sure when we’ll see him again.   It will be interesting to see if the Undertaker’s addition to Wyatt’s Warriors will be a help or a hindrance.

We are now coming to you from a taped event that took place in Montgomery, AL.  Due to certain time constraints, this show is only 2 hours.

GM Hulk Hogan starts off the show and mentioned that there would be a roster shake up. I can only imagine that means he will be doing trades between the HWF and CSWA.  We were also told that the HWF and CSWA would continue their tour of the south with matches taking place in various cities alone the southern part of the US.  We were also told that the Clash of the Champions PPV in August would only be comprised of title matches and that every title would be defended…some maybe more than once.  Because of that, the Clash will be a 2 day event.  More on that to follow.

Hogan then declares that since Undertaker is now a member of Wyatt’s Warriors that he cannot be the CSWA World Champion anymore and strips Undertaker of the CSWA world title. 16 men from the roster will participate in a tournament to crown a new World Champion.  He mentions that he will include wrestlers from the HWF and if they win their respective match, they will move to the CSWA and the loser will move to the HWF.  There will be many qualifying matches to get it narrowed down to the final 16 but there will be a major stipulation.  Matches will have a 20 minute time limit. If it goes to the time limit, both men will be eliminated.  Hogan puts over his CWO as the first 5 members participating in the World title tournament (Austin Aries, Antonio Cesaro, Alberto Del Rio, Dirk ‘the Pick’ Devon and the Axe) and they will get automatic entry; they will not have to fight for their spot.  These 5 will be exempt from the roster trade even if they lose since they are members of the CWO and not active HWF or CSWA performers. 

Before he can continue, new music hits (BREAK THE WALLS DOWN) out comes the returning Chris Jericho.  Chris makes his way to the ring.  “Hello Jerichohollics!  Y2J is back and what better way to make a splash is to throw my name in for a shot at the World Title.”  Hogan steps up “You know Brother, only the best can play so if you really want in, go lace up your boots and get ready because his match is coming up quick.” Jericho leaves to the cheering of the fans and Hulk departs without much interaction (except he did flip off a few fans). 

The first match that will act as a qualifier will be AJ Styles taking on Mike Bennett.  In 17 minutes, AJ gets the win after hitting the Styles Clash.

The second qualifying match is the returning Chris Jericho taking on Big E Langston.  Jericho looked a little rusty but soon found his groove. As they were getting close to the time limit, Hogan came out and said that this match is now a no DQ.  With that, Pick and the Axe ran down and attacked both men.  They brought them to the outside of the ring where the beat down continued until the time limit expired.  Both men are out of the running and Big E is now on his way to the HWF.

The third match is John Cena taking on Mr. Anderson.  It was funny as the fans chanted “asshole” but we’re not quite sure who it was directed to.  Cena gets the win after the F-U in 12 minutes.  Mr. Anderson is now moving to HWF and Cena is moving to the CSWA.

Match #4 is our Olympic Hero Kurt Angle taking on the Miz.  Angle gets the quick win after Miz who had been tossed out of the ring 3x in 6 minutes decided to just walk out. 

We cut to the back where a vignette is taking place with HWF World and Undisputed Champion Bray Wyatt and his Warriors.  They are standing there with a lifesize cardboard cutout of the Undertaker representing his spot on the team.  Wyatt speaks about the warriors’ loss to the A-Team and that Sister Abigail had predicted wrong even though she predicted his win.  Where does the fault lie?  Bray says that the Warriors can redeem themselves as the A-Team declared they wanted another ‘easy’ match.  He tells the Warriors to get ready to go to the ring and tells them to do Sister Abigail proud.

Tonight’s Main Event is for the 6 Man tag team titles with the CWO members the A-Team defending against Wyatt’s Warriors.  The A-Team was totally unprepared and the Warriors ran all over them.  15 minutes later, Super Warrior nails the Super Powerslam on Aries to get the first fall.  23 minutes later, Del Rio nails the Warrior of Truth with a 5 kick combination to get the second fall.  The third round totally favored the champs.  At the 18 minute mark, the lights go out and turn blue.  A gong sounds and out comes the Undertaker.  He’s moving towards the ring at a pretty good pace for a guy who was ‘electrocuted’.  He gets in the ring and immediately picks up Centurion.  It looks like he’s going to throw him out of the ring but hurls him at Antonio Cesaro instead.  Cesaro falls out of the ring.  Undertaker follows him out.  Taker then chokeslams Cesaro on the Spanish announce table and it collapses.  Austin Aries tries a suicide dive but Taker catches him and nails a tombstone piledriver.  Super Warrior then takes out Alberto Del Rio.  The ref makes the count and reaches 10.  The A-team are counted out and the win and the titles go to the NEW CHAMPIONS – Wyatt’s Warriors!!!  Bray Wyatt comes out and starts singing “I’ve got the whole world in my hands.”  He continues to sing while the new champs and Undertaker stand tall in the ring.


That is all for now.  Stay tuned for more action.

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