Hello fans and
welcome back to our newsletter. Today’s
show took place from the home of the Saints – New Orleans, LA. The show begins with a PA announcement that
GM Hulk Hogan is not there. There is a
huge eruption from the fans. I guess
they liked that announcement. The
curtains part and out comes Psycho Jack Hercules…in a suit. He is there running the show in Hogan’s
absence. He announces that tonight,
there will be two new hires making their debut as well as 3 title matches
taking place. This gets a minor pop from
the fans. “Also, I, acting GM, will be
in action tonight against Bo Dallas.
Dallas, you can’t keep running from me so tonight, you have no choice –
get in the ring or lose your job. It’s
that simple. Also, at our next show, GM
Hulk Hogan will be making a major decision and will unveil it at that
time.”
Music hits and
out walks Ravishing Raquel. Psycho Jack
looks irritated that he was interrupted.
Raquel heads to the ring. “The
Ravishing One is in the house!” Pop from
the crowd. “You know, I told Cactus
Jackie to bring her best game and she did and she walk out with my title but no
one hit wonder is going to keep my title so I am officially challenging Jackie
to a rematch.” Cactus Jackie walks out
and stays on the stage. “Really, now you
are calling me out? Really? Listen Raquel, you had your time in the
spotlight and now it is time for you to fade away like a sunset. You think you are a top contender for this
title? Well, you’re not. I am the Diva’s Champion now. You need to earn a spot to even be in the
same ring as me.” Raquel interrupted
“You really think you can keep me from taking my title back? Good luck to you. In fact, I say you and me in a non title
match right now and I’ll show you what a real champion looks like.” Psycho Jack interrupted. “Listen, the two of you. You do not get to make matches. Jackie, you
get to defend your title at the next show.
Leave now.” Cactus Jackie smirks
and walks off. “Raquel, you want a fight
so bad, your opponent is on her way to the ring. Now.”
The first match
of the night is Ravishing Raquel taking on Angelina Love. Love immediately attacks Raquel and controls
the match until at the 7 minute mark, Raquel reverses a camel clutch and locks
in the Ravishing Chickenwing. Love is
screaming in pain and taps out.
Ravishing Raquel gets the win.
Jackie runs down and attacks Raquel but the Ravishing one immediately
gets the upper hand and Jackie bails.
Raquel calls for her to return to the ring but Jackie backs up the ramp
shaking her head no. I’m sure there will
be more to this saga.
The second match
on the card is the debut of new wrestler Conan Jones. Conan comes out to a very mixed reaction from
the crowd as they don’t know how to take him.
His opponent comes out and it is Brad Maddox. Maddox makes his way down and begins jaw
jacking and flipping off the fans. I
guess this means Conan is a good guy.
The match goes 10 minutes with both men holding an advantage. The end came after Conan executed his
specialty move the Bulldog and hooked the leg for the 1,2,3. Conan celebrates with some of the fans at
ringside before making his way to the back.
Match #3 is our
first title match of the evening with Internet Media Champion and 719 Cartel
member Malo Leche de Mantequilla taking on Prestige Inc member Magnus. The first fall favors the champion after Malo
puts Magnus down with a snap suplex in 7 minutes. The second fall begins and Magnus takes it to
the champ. At the 8 minute mark, Magnus
locks in the sharpshooter and Malo taps out.
The 3rd fall begins and goes a full 6 minutes with neither
man getting a solid lead over the other.
The end came after Magnus catches Malo in a spinning Samoan drop and
makes the cover. Magnus gets the win and
becomes the NEW Internet Media Champion.
Malo sulks to the back.
Mark Henry makes
his way out to the booing from the fans.
Henry does his best to ignore them but they end up getting under his
skin. Henry’s opponent comes out and it
is Shield member Roman Reigns. This one
has Mark Henry cheat every step of the way.
At the 12 minute mark, he finishes off Roman Reigns. But there was a serious injustice done here
and that can only mean one thing…that’s right, you guessed it. From the crowd comes the Caped Crusader. The Crusader tries to explain to the ref and,
uh oh, Henry sees him. Henry jumps out
of the ring and grabs the Crusader and hurls him into the ring. Henry is shouting at him “Stop interfering in
my matches!” He picks up the Crusader
and nails a huge powerslam. He then goes
to the top rope and nails a huge splash.
HOLY CRAP. He’s flattened the
Crusader. Refs run out and get Henry out
of the ring while medics attend to the super hero.
The next match
is for the North American title with A-team champ Alberto Del Rio defending the
title against Prestige Inc member his royalness King Damian Sandow. The first fall takes 30 minutes to get to as
neither would relent. Sandow scores the
pin after hitting a spinning elbow drop.
Another 23 minutes later and another spinning elbow drop and we have a
NEW North American Champion – King Damian Sandow. Internet Media Champion and fellow Prestige
member Magnus comes out to celebrate with his Lordship and the fans. Both men leave together.
In the back, the
Caped Crusader is being loaded into an ambulance. As he is loaded up, Mark Henry charges the
ambulance and in the second HOLY SHIT moment of the evening, he KNOCKS it over.
Newcomer
Alexander Rusev from Bulgaria makes his way to the ring. He gets on the mic and of course, starts to
insult the US. He really gets the fans
irate when he said “Is there no one who is man enough to stand up to
Rusev? Are there NO men here?” A voice comes across the mic “Here’s
one”. Out from behind the curtain
comes…The Elitist Reid Rothchild. Reid
has a mic in hand and makes his way to the ring. “Oh, there are men here…and some women who
can surely kick your ass. You’re not
here an hour and you are already insulting us?
What is your defect?” Rusev
answered “I am the MAN and a man who will put down any so called challenge from
these ‘superstars’. No one can stop
me.” “Really” Reid began “No one? Maybe step in the ring with me…If not me, I
have a couple of friends who’d be up to a fight.” Out comes new champions King Damian Sandow
and Magnus. “You have your pick. Care to make a moment?” Sandow and Magnus stood outside the ring and
Rusev sneered and began to back off.
Reid turned around to leave the ring and Rusev attacked him. Sandow and Magus jumped in the ring but Rusev
bailed like a coward. Rusev left
jaw-jacking and eventually all of Prestige left the ring to make time for the
main event.
Our second to
last match is acting GM Psycho Jack Hercules taking on (finally) Bo
Dallas. Dallas was still very reluctant
to get in the ring with (a hitman) him.
The match goes a whopping 27 minutes and after hitting a crazy
powerbomb, Psycho Jack gets the win. He
is booed out of the ring and he leaves a very unhappy customer.
The main event
of the evening is for the HWF World Heavyweight title. The challenger, the Miz, comes out
first. He is then followed by the HWF
World and Undisputed Heavyweight champion Bray Wyatt. Bray is accompanied by Wyatt’s Warriors
except for the Undead Warrior. Bray gets
in the ring. “Miz, Miz, Miz. Sister Abigail has spoken and she says that Bray
Wyatt will be walking out of here with my title intact. There really isn’t much you can do now. And, by the way, all my title matches are
specialty – in case you didn’t know.”
Miz shrugs and ends up attacking Bray.
The ring is cleared so the match can begin. The first fall takes 24 minutes to finish and
Bray beat the SNOT out of the Miz. Miz
could not get much in the way of offense in.
Bray pressed and slammed Miz into the 3rd row. He made the cover to get the win. The next fall was a short 5 minute match that
saw Miz bleed one minute in. Miz managed
to hit the skull crushing finale twice but could not get the pin. Bray managed to climb to the balcony and
nailed a suicide dive onto Miz. The ref
counted 1…2…3 and Bray Wyatt retains the title.
Bray celebrated in the ring with the Warriors as the show came to a close.
Thanks for
reading. Stay tuned for more.
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