Hello fans and
welcome to our show recorded from Alpharetta, GA. This is our final stop before the Great
American Bash PPV this weekend. As GM
Hulk Hogan mentioned at the last show, all the matches except for the main
event will all be tag team matches with our main event being RVD taking on
Bully Ray. Based on what he called a
“lackluster” appreciation for him from his hometown crowd, Hogan said he would
not show up in the gutter that is Alpharetta citing the people here were lower
on the evolutionary scale than a typical 3rd world country (I know,
harsh – what a jerk). With all tha tout
of the way, the show begins.
The first match
is the team of Curtis Axel (the son of the late Curt Hennig) and his partner
Ryback taking on Christopher Daniels and Kazarian. The match goes 29 minutes with some great
spots that had the win awarded to Axel and Ryback after Ryback speared Kazarian
on the outside of the ring and then tossed him to Axel who applied a rear
chinlock and scored the win.
The second match
on the card has the team of the Colon’s Epico and Primo taking on “the Dust
Brothers” Goldust and Stardust (formerly known as Cody Rhodes). In 21 minutes, Goldust ends up getting the
win after hitting Primo with the Stardust Piledriver.
Our 3rd
match has Shield members Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins taking on Prestige Inc
members King Damian Sandow and Magnus.
There appeared to be miscommunication between the Shield members and
they simply didn’t seem gel in this match. Magnus gets the win after nailing Ambrose with
a bodyslam from the top rope in 26 minutes.
After the match, Ambrose and Rollins and words and both ended up leaving
on their own.
Match #4 has the
Bella Twins taking on Madison Rayne and Velvet Sky. In 8 minutes, the Bella’s get the win after
Nikki hits Madison with a dropkick and she fell out of the ring. She and Velvet got disgusted and left the
ring resulting in a count out.
Back in action
is Team HP Bran-Don-Goh and Casey Jones taking on Wyatt’s Warriors members
Centurion and the Warrior of Truth. During
the match, the A-Team runs down and attacks the Warriors after the ref took a
bump. After the ref got up, Bran-Don-Goh
nails a Dango Slam on Centurion to secure the win at the 17 minute mark. After the match, the A-team jumped in and
continued the beat down until the Super Warrior and the World Heavyweight
Champion Bray Wyatt came down and ran the A-Team off.
Before the next
match could begin, out comes the “Elitist” Reid Rothchild accompanied by Diva’s
Champion Ravishing Raquel. Reid has a
mic in hand. “Hello HWF and CSWA fans.” He gets a decent pop. Reid continues “As I mentioned, I would get
to the bottom of who paid to try and have me taken out by Psycho Jack
Hercules. I figured it out and I’m
calling you out right now. Either you
can come out on your own or I’ll drag you by the collar and embarrass you all
the more.”
Reid waited for
a moment until out comes…Rocky Lapetus (aka Wam Bam Arsonist). Rocky had a mic too. “Wow, you figured it out. I’m impressed you had the brainpower to
figure it out. So, you want to know why
I did what I did. Are you that stupid
that you really have no idea who I am; what our past is? Really?
Think about it for just a second.”
He stood there staring at Reid.
Suddenly, a light bulb goes off. “Kurt? Is that really you? What the hell?” Rocky took over. “The Hell you don’t know. We had ourselves a great team – The Band;
you, me, Axe and Pick. And even if they
don’t want to admit it, Ravishing Raquel, Professor Cobra, Jimberg, Donnie B,
Fusion Valentine, Spider Violet, Bran-Don-Goh, Casey Jones and Centurion were
all members at one point. We were the consummate band – the next Beatles if you
will. YOU ruined it for all of us. You
abandoned us. You are ‘dead’ to me. I was just mixing figurative and literal
here. This is no one’s fault but your
own. Your stubbornness and selfishness
is what broke the team apart. You say
you want to get even with me? F***
that. I want to get even with you. I’ll continue what Psycho Jack started. I
already spoke to GM Hulk Hogan and he has granted me a match against you at the
Bash. This band leader will be standing
tall when the show comes to an end.”
Reid stood there
for a moment and then calmly exited the ring and grabbed a steel chair. He then proceeded to chase Rocky Lapetus to
the back. Raquel followed with Reid’s
title shaking hands with the fans as she made her way backstage.
Our second to
last match has Rockstar Spud and Mike Bennett teaming together to take on the
Caped Crusader in what seems to be a handicap match but before CC can make his
way to the ring, he stops and introduces his tag team partner – Mark Henry. Spud stops them and says there is a special
guest referee for this match – ‘Fast Count Frank’. Spud starts off with a flurry of punches
against Henry and Mark nails a splash off the top rope but is tripped up by
Bennett. A pissed off World’s Strongest Man
locks in a bearhug but Bennett attacks Henry to get him to break the hold (the
ref is just standing there). Spud
recovers enough to hit a flying dropkick but Henry plunges Spud into the
ringpost. A much disoriented Spud tries
to throw some punches but they have no effect.
Henry nails a World’s Strongest Slam and makes the cover. The Caped Crusader jumps in and drags the ref
over. Henry threatens the ref and Frank
reluctantly makes the count 1..2…3. The
ref takes off like a bat out of Hell.
Bennett tries to jump in but the Caped Crusader nails the Wam!Bam!Pow!
sending Bennett flying out of the ring.
Henry and the Caped Crusader celebrate in the ring and eventually leave.
The main event
of the night is RVD taking on Bully Ray.
Bully said that this match should have implications for the future and
surprises everyone with the stipulation that this is now an ECW rules
match. Bully introduces his ref ‘Slow Count Sam’.
The match begins
with Bully nailing a side elbow drop.
RVD battles back with hamstring chops.
Bully goes to punch Rob in the face but Rob sidesteps it but ends up
eating a chop to the chest. Rob hits a
headbutt but Bully nails a Bully Bomb.
Bully hits Rob in the face but Rob grabs a golf club and nails Bully in
the gonads with it. Bully goes down. Rob
goes to the top rope and nails a 5 star frog splash. He makes the cover and Sam finally makes the
count 1..2…3. RVD is the winner of the
match.
Thanks for
reading. The Great American Bash PPV is just around the corner. Stay Tuned.
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