Thursday, June 26, 2014

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 06.07


Hello fans and welcome to our show recorded from Alpharetta, GA.  This is our final stop before the Great American Bash PPV this weekend.  As GM Hulk Hogan mentioned at the last show, all the matches except for the main event will all be tag team matches with our main event being RVD taking on Bully Ray.  Based on what he called a “lackluster” appreciation for him from his hometown crowd, Hogan said he would not show up in the gutter that is Alpharetta citing the people here were lower on the evolutionary scale than a typical 3rd world country (I know, harsh – what a jerk).  With all tha tout of the way, the show begins.


The first match is the team of Curtis Axel (the son of the late Curt Hennig) and his partner Ryback taking on Christopher Daniels and Kazarian.  The match goes 29 minutes with some great spots that had the win awarded to Axel and Ryback after Ryback speared Kazarian on the outside of the ring and then tossed him to Axel who applied a rear chinlock and scored the win.


The second match on the card has the team of the Colon’s Epico and Primo taking on “the Dust Brothers” Goldust and Stardust (formerly known as Cody Rhodes).  In 21 minutes, Goldust ends up getting the win after hitting Primo with the Stardust Piledriver.


Our 3rd match has Shield members Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins taking on Prestige Inc members King Damian Sandow and Magnus.  There appeared to be miscommunication between the Shield members and they simply didn’t seem gel in this match.  Magnus gets the win after nailing Ambrose with a bodyslam from the top rope in 26 minutes.  After the match, Ambrose and Rollins and words and both ended up leaving on their own.


Match #4 has the Bella Twins taking on Madison Rayne and Velvet Sky.  In 8 minutes, the Bella’s get the win after Nikki hits Madison with a dropkick and she fell out of the ring.  She and Velvet got disgusted and left the ring resulting in a count out.


Back in action is Team HP Bran-Don-Goh and Casey Jones taking on Wyatt’s Warriors members Centurion and the Warrior of Truth.  During the match, the A-Team runs down and attacks the Warriors after the ref took a bump.  After the ref got up, Bran-Don-Goh nails a Dango Slam on Centurion to secure the win at the 17 minute mark.  After the match, the A-team jumped in and continued the beat down until the Super Warrior and the World Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt came down and ran the A-Team off.


Before the next match could begin, out comes the “Elitist” Reid Rothchild accompanied by Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel.  Reid has a mic in hand.  “Hello HWF and CSWA fans.”  He gets a decent pop.  Reid continues “As I mentioned, I would get to the bottom of who paid to try and have me taken out by Psycho Jack Hercules.  I figured it out and I’m calling you out right now.  Either you can come out on your own or I’ll drag you by the collar and embarrass you all the more.” 


Reid waited for a moment until out comes…Rocky Lapetus (aka Wam Bam Arsonist).  Rocky had a mic too.  “Wow, you figured it out.  I’m impressed you had the brainpower to figure it out.  So, you want to know why I did what I did.  Are you that stupid that you really have no idea who I am; what our past is?  Really?  Think about it for just a second.”  He stood there staring at Reid.  Suddenly, a light bulb goes off.  “Kurt?  Is that really you?  What the hell?”  Rocky took over.  “The Hell you don’t know.  We had ourselves a great team – The Band; you, me, Axe and Pick.  And even if they don’t want to admit it, Ravishing Raquel, Professor Cobra, Jimberg, Donnie B, Fusion Valentine, Spider Violet, Bran-Don-Goh, Casey Jones and Centurion were all members at one point. We were the consummate band – the next Beatles if you will. YOU ruined it for all of us.  You abandoned us.  You are ‘dead’ to me.  I was just mixing figurative and literal here.  This is no one’s fault but your own.  Your stubbornness and selfishness is what broke the team apart.  You say you want to get even with me?  F*** that.  I want to get even with you.  I’ll continue what Psycho Jack started. I already spoke to GM Hulk Hogan and he has granted me a match against you at the Bash.  This band leader will be standing tall when the show comes to an end.”


Reid stood there for a moment and then calmly exited the ring and grabbed a steel chair.  He then proceeded to chase Rocky Lapetus to the back.  Raquel followed with Reid’s title shaking hands with the fans as she made her way backstage.


Our second to last match has Rockstar Spud and Mike Bennett teaming together to take on the Caped Crusader in what seems to be a handicap match but before CC can make his way to the ring, he stops and introduces his tag team partner – Mark Henry.  Spud stops them and says there is a special guest referee for this match – ‘Fast Count Frank’.   Spud starts off with a flurry of punches against Henry and Mark nails a splash off the top rope but is tripped up by Bennett.  A pissed off World’s Strongest Man locks in a bearhug but Bennett attacks Henry to get him to break the hold (the ref is just standing there).   Spud recovers enough to hit a flying dropkick but Henry plunges Spud into the ringpost.  A much disoriented Spud tries to throw some punches but they have no effect.  Henry nails a World’s Strongest Slam and makes the cover.  The Caped Crusader jumps in and drags the ref over.  Henry threatens the ref and Frank reluctantly makes the count 1..2…3.  The ref takes off like a bat out of Hell.  Bennett tries to jump in but the Caped Crusader nails the Wam!Bam!Pow! sending Bennett flying out of the ring.  Henry and the Caped Crusader celebrate in the ring and eventually leave.


The main event of the night is RVD taking on Bully Ray.  Bully said that this match should have implications for the future and surprises everyone with the stipulation that this is now an ECW rules match.  Bully introduces his ref  ‘Slow Count Sam’. 


The match begins with Bully nailing a side elbow drop.  RVD battles back with hamstring chops.   Bully goes to punch Rob in the face but Rob sidesteps it but ends up eating a chop to the chest.  Rob hits a headbutt but Bully nails a Bully Bomb.  Bully hits Rob in the face but Rob grabs a golf club and nails Bully in the gonads with it.  Bully goes down. Rob goes to the top rope and nails a 5 star frog splash.  He makes the cover and Sam finally makes the count 1..2…3.  RVD is the winner of the match. 



Thanks for reading. The Great American Bash PPV is just around the corner.  Stay Tuned.

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