Hello fans and
welcome to our latest newsletter, The
Great American Bash, live from Atlanta, GA is only a week away and there are
still a few tickets (up in the nosebleeds) that just opened up so if you haven’t
gotten your tickets yet, there is still time.
Today’s show
comes from Charlotte, NC.
The show starts
off in the back with AJ Styles talking to Hulk Hogan about not getting the
chance to wrestle. Hogan tells him to “piss
off”. AJ leaves. Hogan sees Hernandez walking by and asks if
he wants a shot at getting rid of AJ once and for good. Hernandez says sure so Hogan makes another ‘Fight
or Fired’ match between AJ Styles and Hernandez.
Heath Slater
paid a visit to the GM and said that his 3MB buddies were both eliminated and
now he’s at a disadvantage against Prestige Inc. Hogan thought about it for a moment and said
that Slater could pick his partner and that person could not refuse. Slater left happy.
The event begins
with pyro. Music hits and out walks “The
Elitist” Reid Rothchild accompanied by Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel. He has a mic in hand.
“Hello
Charlotte!” He surprisingly gets a
pretty decent pop. “I said I’d be here
today to address 3 things.” He goes to
the back and then returns dragging…someone.
That someone is Psycho Jack Hercules.
He appears to be unconscious.
Reid also has his title back which he hands to Raquel. He dumps Jack on the floor. “First, I’ve dealt with Psycho Jack as he
deserves.” Prestige members King Damian
Sandow and Magnus join Reid and Raquel on the stage. They all shake hands. “Second, Hulk Hogan, you are just as guilty
and I promise you that Prestige Inc will deal with you and your CWO all in good
time. Third and most important, the
person who paid to take me out.”
“I don't know
you. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for payback on some past
wrongdoing, I can tell you, I don't have Money...well, actually I do but you
won’t get a dime. But what I do have,
are a very particular set of skills. Skills I've acquired over a very long
career (a whopping 1 1/2 years). Skills that make me a nightmare for the people
like you. If you come forward and reveal yourself now, that'll be the end of
it. I'll not look for you. I'll not pursue you. But If you don't, I'll look for
you. I'll find you and I'll finish you.
The END.” Prestige Inc all leave
together and a couple of refs come out to help Psycho Jack to the back.
The first match
of the night is AJ Styles taking on Hernandez in a Fight or Fired match. This one went 17 minutes and only because AJ
wanted in ring time. AJ wiped the mat
with Hernandez and finally ended the brutal beating with a spin kick. Hernandez is now out.
Heath Slater is
being interviewed in the back and Bully Ray walks by. Heath complains that Bully disrespected him
by walking in on his interview. Slater
tells Bully that Hogan is letting him pick his own partner and that person
cannot say no. Heath says Bully will be
his partner. “Ok” Bully says and walks
off. Heath looks confused as I think he
expected more push-back.
The next match
of the night is Goldust and Cody Rhodes taking on the Uso’s. Jimmy and Jey hit the ring first. Goldust comes out next but pauses. New music hits and lights flash and out comes…hang
on…it appears that Cody Rhodes has recreated himself. He is now going by the name Stardust. The brothers Dust head to the ring. This as a long entertaining match which saw
Goldust pick up the win after hitting the Shattered Dreams on Jey at the 28
minute mark.
Rockstar Spud is
on next and calls out any superstar that wants to take him on. Out comes the World’s Strongest Man Mark
Henry. Spud about craps himself. Spud tries to run away after Mark got in the
ring but all of a sudden, out comes the Caped Crusader and he stops Spud in his
tracks. He does the whole “Hogan finger
point” and chases Spud right back to the ring into the waiting arms of Mark
Henry. After 4 minutes of Spud trying to
run away, Henry finally locks in a bearhug and Spud immediately taps out. Henry drops him and he takes off like a
scalded dog. Henry calls the Caped
Crusader in the ring and shakes his hand before both men leave.
In the back,
Rockstar Spud runs up to Hogan and tells him he wants the Caped Crusader at the
Bash. Hogan makes the match.
We cut to an
interview area in the back and there stands the HWF World Champion Bray Wyatt
and Wyatt’s Warriors. “My brothers”,
Wyatt starts, “Sister Abigail had spoken and she said that I, Bray Wyatt, would
defeat the Undertaker to take the world title.
This has all come true. Now, SHE
has spoken again and tells me that Wyatt’s Warriors will be triumphant at the Bash.” The Warrior of Truth steps forward. “She
speaks the truth Brother Wyatt. We will
defeat the A-Team and Wyatt’s Warriors will be the 6 man tag team champions.” Super Warrior steps forward. The Soopa
Warriaahhh agrees with our Sister. Del
Rio, you and I are linked to this feud and we will settle it once and for all
but I promise you this…the Soopa Warriaahhhh is also in line for the North
American title. I will also take that
from you and the Warriors will bask in the presence of greatness. Centurion stepped forward. “As a former GM, I know the ins and outs of
this business. Now, under the guidance
of our new World Champion, Wyatt’s Warriors will take what rightfully belongs
to us and we will be the dominate team for the ages.”
We cut back to
the ring where we have a match signing taking place between Bobby Lashley and
Brock Lesnar. Hogan came down with the
contract. “Now listen here…I will not
tolerate any crap from either of you. After
today, between now and the Bash, there will be NO physical contact unless you
want to be suspended indefinitely without pay.
Brock just turned and glared at Hogan but didn’t say a word. Hulk started back up. “Lashley, you sign here” He points to an X and Bobby signs. “Now Brock, you sign here.” He points to another X and Brock signs. “The match is official. Brock Lesnar takes on Bobby Lashley in a Last
Man Standing street fight. Now, both of
you get out of my ring.” Lashley turns
to leave and Brock immediately attacks him.
Brock peppers Bobby with lefts, rights and knees. Bobby absorbs it and rocks Brock with
headbutts and forearm shots. Security
runs out but not before Brock hurls Lashley….into Hulk Hogan. The GM falls to the ground and is irate. “Lashley, you dare put your hands on me. You are in a match, a handicap match with the
World Tag Team Champions – Pick and the Axe.
Devon and the Axe come down and jump in the ring. The bell rings and they immediately double team
Bobby. The ref tries to break it up but Hogan clocks
the ref. Bobby battles back slamming
Pick and the Axe together in the ring.
Bobby hits a big foot to Dirk Devon and he falls out of the ring. Bobby turns and nails a Dominator on the
Axe. Hogan is shocked. Bobby makes his own 3 count and stands
victorious. Dirk is back in the ring and
attacks Bobby. All of a sudden, out comes
VamChango. They attack the tag team
champions clearing them out of the ring.
An Irate Hogan makes a match for the next show. VamChango and Bobby Lashley vs Pick, the Axe
and Psycho Jack Hercules.
Our second to
last match has Internet Media Champion and member of the 719 Cartel Malo Leche
de Mantequilla taking on A-Team member Austin Aries in a rematch for the title. The 1st fall goes to Malo who
scores a pin with a flying elbow in 15 minutes.
The second fall begins and Aries begins to battle back and even calls
down Antonio Cesaro. Cesaro jumps on the
mat but Malo ends up whipping Aries into Cesaro. He then picks up Aries and nails the Black
Doom and gets the 1-2-3 to retain his title.
Aries and Cesaro
argue but then, for the main event, out comes US Champion Christian. Christian insults both A-Team members much to
the delight of the fans. Cesaro demands
a rematch for the title and Christian obliges.
In 17 minutes,
Christian scores the first fall after nailing Cesaro with an inverted falling
DDT. The second fall goes to Cesaro who
gets the pin in 14 minutes after nailing a gutwrench suplex (Aries was at
ringside and held Christian’s leg down).
The third fall begins and Christian turns up the heat. Del Rio runs down trying to run interference
but that is quickly nullified as Wyatt’s Warriors come down to ringside and
chase off Del Rio and Aries leaving Cesaro on his own. The Warrior of Truth distracted Cesaro just
long enough to allow Christian to nail a One Man Concerto and score the 3rd
and final pin. Christian retains the
title.
That is all for
now. Our next show will take place in
Augusta, GA so stay tuned. The lead up
to the Bash at the Beach is heating up.
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