HHH was the first to come out and accuse Dibiasi for stealing his TV title. HHH said that he wanted a rematch right here and now. Dibiase came down and said that HHH was done. If he wants another title shot, he has to earn it. He demanded a shot but Ted was quick to point out that there are others deserving of title shots. If HHH wants another shot, he has to take on John Cena. In a quick 8 minutes, HHH gets the win after hitting Cena with a knee to the face.
A mini tournament was held to fill in the vacant spots for the US, TV and Cruiserweight shots. Those participating were John Cena (even though he just wrestled), Jeff Jarrett, Abyss, John Morrison, Elijah Burke, Rhyno, MVP and Matt Hardy.
Round one
Rhyno was first to win over Abyss after hitting the GORE.
John Morrison defeated Jeff Jarrett with a shooting star press.
Matt Hardy defeats Elijah Burke.
John Cena defeats MVP.
Round 2
John Morrison defeats Rhyno
John Cena defeats Matt Hardy
Round 3
John Cena defeats John Morrison
Cena becomes the #10 contender for the US title; John Morrson is in line for the TV title. Rhyno and Matt Hardy then duked it out to see who gets a shot at the cruiserweight title. Matt Hardy defeats Rhyno to get the final shot at the CW title.
Over in the HWF, Donnie B challenged Goldust for his title shot. In two minutes, Goldy is counted out and Donnie B is now next in line for a shot at the X-division title.
The Great Khali was next out challenging AJ Styles for his shot at the IC title. In 8 minutes, Khali gets the win via submission by the Relentless Backbreaker. Khali is now next in line.
Chris Jericho is out complaining about not getting any title shots. He in then followed out by Samoa Joe. Both men run their mouths saying they should be getting world title shots. IC Champ Fit Finley comes out and says that these two can fight it out and he would take on the winner putting his world title shot on the line. Samoa Joe ends up getting the win with a Rear Naked Choke submission. Finley comes down and nails Joe in the head with the Shillelagh. He then starts to tear into Joe and Joe just takes it. Finally, Joe tosses Finley to the outside of the ring and handcuffs him to the ringside barrier. Joe rolls back in as the ref counts to 10. Joe wins Finley’s spot in the world title shot.
Next out came the Tag Team Champs MW3 and the Super Warrior. They were accompanied by their special ref “Ravishing Randy” Mulkey. Mulkey told the fans that the next team was picked who would get the next title shot. The champs waited in anticipation (no, not really) and it was declared that Cryme Tyme was getting the next shot. The champs burst out laughing and didn’t stop until the challengers made their way to ringside. Cryme Tyme said that they would “steal” the belts and that there was nothing that could be done about it. Super Warrior then asked “How’s this for ‘Steel’?” and nailed both challengers with the steel chair. All three stood laughing while MW3 went to spit on them. Ravishing Randy kicked JTG for good measure before they all left.
The Dudleys then came out questioning why they weren’t getting the next title shot. William Regal came out and said he wondered the same thing but then there is another team equally deserving of a title shot: the team of Morrison and Hardy. Regal said that whomever won this next contest would get the title shot after Cryme Tyme.
This was by far the shortest match in a long time. It barely went 3 minutes. After getting nailed by the Starship Pain, Bubba tagged out to Devon. Devon takes an elbow shot before tagging back out to a confused Bubba. Bubba gets tossed out of the ring by John Morrison and then Hardy goes to the top rope and launches a nasty fist drop. Devon is taken out the other side of the ring. Bubba does not make it back in and the Dudley’s lose this one by countout. Hardy and Morrison are next in line.
CM Punk and Sting are out next complaining that they have never received their rematch. Regal comes back out and tells the Dudleys if they want a shot at redemption, they could take on this new team. The winner would get a shot at the tag team belts. Now this was the Dudleys we know and love. CM Punk was basically left to fight the Dudleys himself after MW3 and the Super Warrior came out and attacked Sting. Sting was dragged to the back and never surfaced. Punk did all he could but in the end was no match for the brute strength of the Dudleys.
Just before the show ended, HHH came out again. This time he was challenging the Negronomicon for his TV title shot as he wanted back at Dibiasi as soon as possible. Negronomicon stated that if HHH was so confident he was going to win, then N wanted HHH’s world title shot on the line. HHH agreed.
Negronomicon held his own against the Game. HHH would try to cut any corners he could to get the win but N just wouldn’t allow it. The end started around the 18 min mark when N got tossed out of the ring. He looked like he got hurt going over the top rope. HHH went out to help him back in. N nailed an Arm whip of Doom and HHH went sailing right into the ringpost. N rolled back into the ring to break the count and then retrieved HHH. N then nailed a snap suplex and at the 20 minute mark, he gets the pin, the win and the World title shot.
That is all for now. Stay tuned for more.
Monday, September 6, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 9.1 – The Great American Bash Results
Hello fans. Well, we apologize for not getting this out in time. The Great American Bash was held in Houston under the hot Texas August sun. Without further ado, here are the results.
The first match on the card had Rey Mysterio defending his CSWA world title against Rhyno. The match went 14 minutes and Rhyno was just not ready for the onslaught that Mysterio brought to the match. The merciful end came after Rey nearly took off Rhyno’s head with a spinning heel kick. Rey retains the CSWA world title.
Next up had the Undertaker defending the HWF world title against the IC champion Kurt Angle. This match only went six minutes. Undertaker was slow moving around but it was the distraction from Fit Finley which caused a match which was hyped up pretty high to not last very long. Kurt got tossed out of the ring and Finley nailed Kurt with a foreign object causing him to get counted out. The Undertaker retains the HWF world title.
Finley got on the mic and demanded his match with Kurt. Fit picked up Angle’s body and tossed it into the ring. As soon as he climbed into the ring, the bell rang starting our third match. The lack of offense from Angle was not a good sign. Kurt hit some high profile moves but Finley was just more brutal. Finley hit a top rope axehandle that looked like it knocked Angle out. Fit then locked in the Celtic Knot and the ref raised Angle’s hand three times and three times it fell. Angle is counted as out and the match and the IC title are now awarded to Fit Finley. Finley disposed of Angle’s body to the outside of the ring, posed to the jeers from the fans and then left.
The Big Show was up next defending the North American title against MW3. This one went 14 minutes and was about as lopsided as one could get. Show just beat the snot out of MW3. The end finally came when, after failing to ward off a nasty eye rake, MW3 got his shoulders pinned to the mat. Big Show retains the NA title.
In looking back at the last few IC title defenses, we notice that the Undertaker was actually the last person to successfully defend a title more than once. All of the following lost the title on their first title defense: Samoa Joe, Abyss (he did get traded though and lost the US title right away), Edge, and Kurt Angle. Will Finley successfully retain after his first title defense? Only time will tell.
Christian was up next defending the US title against Matt Hardy. Another short match (only 5 ½ minutes) ends in a countout. Hardy got tossed out of the ring and was not able to get back in before the 10 count. Christian is still the US champion.
HHH came out next to defend the TV title against Ted Dibiasi. It seems the matches are getting shorter. Not a good thing. Dibiasi goes for a brainbuster but HHH nullifies it. Ted then gives HHH a nasty eye rake. HHH then tosses Dibiasi out of the ring. Ted makes it back in at 6. HHH then spits water in the face of Ted. Dibiasi explodes nailing HHH right in the head with his dad’s loaded glove. Ted makes the cover and with some tight pulling, gets the 1..2..3. Ted Dibiasi is once again the CSWA TV champion.
MVP came out stating that he was going to be in line for the next World title shot. He said that he could defeat anyone, anywhere. This brought out the Negronomicon. N stated that if MVP could beat him here and now, he’d give up his TV title defense. If he couldn’t beat him, then N would get his World title shot. MVP agreed to the match. N started off with a flying elbow. MVP was stunned. He couldn’t believe what he was seeing. N then went for the bitch slap but MVP reversed it, tried for the Playmaker but N nullified that. MVP hits a snap over the head belly to belly. MVP hits a playmaker but N hits the Black Doom. He goes for a cover but MVP kicks out at one. MVP hits a running boot and N tosses him to the outside. MVP is back in at 6. MVP nails the Drive By but only gets a 1 count. MVP hits a snap scoop slam, goes for the pin but picks up N before a count could be made. N pulls MVP out of the ring but MVP takes control and tosses N back in early and follows. MVP went for many pin attempts but always pulled N up. Finally, N got tired of it and took MVP to the outside of the ring. He nailed a Doom Bomb onto the floor. MVP looked out cold. N rolled back in just before the 8 count and then the bell rang. N thought he won but the bell was actually signaling a time limit draw. So close.
AJ Styles came out next to defend the X-division title against Stevie Richards. AJ owned this one. Stevie got his butt handed to him but unlike the others, he opted to leave. After 12 minutes of getting his ass kicked, he left the ring and walked to the back without ever looking back. AJ retains the title on a count out win.
Next, MW3 and the Super Warrior came out to defend their tag team titles against Cody Rhodes and Jay Lethal. The match was pretty uneventful until around the 18 minute mark. MW3 went for the Superkick which Lethal reversed. Lethal then went for a axe handle smash with MW3 reversed and nailed Jay with the MW2 kneelift. MW3 makes the cover and gets the 1.2.3. MW3 and the Super warrior bail out of the ring while Cody Rhodes is in the ring arguing with the ref. Seems that the ref should have called some illegal activity and turned a blind eye. Cody then began ruffing up the ref and then MW3 and the SW attacked Rhodes. They saved the ref from any further harm. The ref thanked both of them and then went and kicked Rhodes in the face and while SW was holding Lethal, he kicked Jay where the sun don’t shine. The ref then made a mock cover with MW3 giving a fast count and then raising the ref’s hand. The three left together.
Out in the back, Clarkus Kentus, our roving reporter, met up with the trio. The ref introduced himself as a former wrestler turned ref. His name is RandyMulkey…”Ravishing Randy” to all his friends. SW told everyone that this was their ref from now on. He would be the only ref allowed to call any of their matches. MW3 looked a little worse for wear after the beating he took from the Big Show earlier. All MW3 said is that Big Show would pay for that earlier beatdown.
Donnie B challenges Santino for his spot for the X-division title. Donnie B took the fight to Santino. The former champion took 14 minutes to beat Santino for the shot at the X-division title.
The second to last match had Mr. Kennedy and his ongoing streak defending the Cruiserweight title against Jeff Jarrett. This was another short match that saw Kennedy just walk out of the ring leaving Jarrett behind. The ref counted to ten and awared the match to Jarrett but not the title. Jarrett complained but the ref just ignored him.
The final match of the night is Champion vs Champion for the Undisputed Heavyweight title. This will be the second time Mysterio and the Undertaker met for this prestigious title. Undertaker started off with attempting a Tombstone piledriver but Mysterio nullified it. Mysterio hits a spinning heel kick and Undertaker locks in the Triangle choke. Rey makes it to the ropes to break the hold. Rey hits a standing dropkick and immediately goes for a 6-1-9 but Undertaker turns it into the Last Ride. He goes for the pin but Rey puts his foot on the rope at one. Undertaker follows it up with a choke slam. A standing dropkick from Rey is met by a chokeslam from Taker. Taker gets Rey up in the Last Ride again and nails it. He goes for the pin but Rey kicks out at 2. Taker is getting ticked off so he starts to choke Rey. He goes for the pin but Rey kicks out. Taker tries to toss Rey out of the ring but Rey holds on and tries for a 6-1-9 but Taker nullifies it. Rey gets in Taker’s face and gets tossed out of the ring for his insolence. Rey makes it back in at 8. Taker tries to slam Rey in the corner but he goes up and hits a flying bodypress. Rey goes up and nails another flying bodypress taking Taker off his feet. Taker nails a choke slam but then Rey tosses him out of the ring. Taker barely makes it back in at 9. Taker catches Rey coming off the top rope and nails a chokeslam right in the middle of the ring. He makes the cover and the ref counts 1….2….3. Undertaker wins the match and is the NEW UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. Taker poses with the belt and then Rey makes his way over. He puts out his hand and Undertaker shakes it. Both men leave to the cheering of the fans.
Thanks for tuning in. Goodnight.
The first match on the card had Rey Mysterio defending his CSWA world title against Rhyno. The match went 14 minutes and Rhyno was just not ready for the onslaught that Mysterio brought to the match. The merciful end came after Rey nearly took off Rhyno’s head with a spinning heel kick. Rey retains the CSWA world title.
Next up had the Undertaker defending the HWF world title against the IC champion Kurt Angle. This match only went six minutes. Undertaker was slow moving around but it was the distraction from Fit Finley which caused a match which was hyped up pretty high to not last very long. Kurt got tossed out of the ring and Finley nailed Kurt with a foreign object causing him to get counted out. The Undertaker retains the HWF world title.
Finley got on the mic and demanded his match with Kurt. Fit picked up Angle’s body and tossed it into the ring. As soon as he climbed into the ring, the bell rang starting our third match. The lack of offense from Angle was not a good sign. Kurt hit some high profile moves but Finley was just more brutal. Finley hit a top rope axehandle that looked like it knocked Angle out. Fit then locked in the Celtic Knot and the ref raised Angle’s hand three times and three times it fell. Angle is counted as out and the match and the IC title are now awarded to Fit Finley. Finley disposed of Angle’s body to the outside of the ring, posed to the jeers from the fans and then left.
The Big Show was up next defending the North American title against MW3. This one went 14 minutes and was about as lopsided as one could get. Show just beat the snot out of MW3. The end finally came when, after failing to ward off a nasty eye rake, MW3 got his shoulders pinned to the mat. Big Show retains the NA title.
In looking back at the last few IC title defenses, we notice that the Undertaker was actually the last person to successfully defend a title more than once. All of the following lost the title on their first title defense: Samoa Joe, Abyss (he did get traded though and lost the US title right away), Edge, and Kurt Angle. Will Finley successfully retain after his first title defense? Only time will tell.
Christian was up next defending the US title against Matt Hardy. Another short match (only 5 ½ minutes) ends in a countout. Hardy got tossed out of the ring and was not able to get back in before the 10 count. Christian is still the US champion.
HHH came out next to defend the TV title against Ted Dibiasi. It seems the matches are getting shorter. Not a good thing. Dibiasi goes for a brainbuster but HHH nullifies it. Ted then gives HHH a nasty eye rake. HHH then tosses Dibiasi out of the ring. Ted makes it back in at 6. HHH then spits water in the face of Ted. Dibiasi explodes nailing HHH right in the head with his dad’s loaded glove. Ted makes the cover and with some tight pulling, gets the 1..2..3. Ted Dibiasi is once again the CSWA TV champion.
MVP came out stating that he was going to be in line for the next World title shot. He said that he could defeat anyone, anywhere. This brought out the Negronomicon. N stated that if MVP could beat him here and now, he’d give up his TV title defense. If he couldn’t beat him, then N would get his World title shot. MVP agreed to the match. N started off with a flying elbow. MVP was stunned. He couldn’t believe what he was seeing. N then went for the bitch slap but MVP reversed it, tried for the Playmaker but N nullified that. MVP hits a snap over the head belly to belly. MVP hits a playmaker but N hits the Black Doom. He goes for a cover but MVP kicks out at one. MVP hits a running boot and N tosses him to the outside. MVP is back in at 6. MVP nails the Drive By but only gets a 1 count. MVP hits a snap scoop slam, goes for the pin but picks up N before a count could be made. N pulls MVP out of the ring but MVP takes control and tosses N back in early and follows. MVP went for many pin attempts but always pulled N up. Finally, N got tired of it and took MVP to the outside of the ring. He nailed a Doom Bomb onto the floor. MVP looked out cold. N rolled back in just before the 8 count and then the bell rang. N thought he won but the bell was actually signaling a time limit draw. So close.
AJ Styles came out next to defend the X-division title against Stevie Richards. AJ owned this one. Stevie got his butt handed to him but unlike the others, he opted to leave. After 12 minutes of getting his ass kicked, he left the ring and walked to the back without ever looking back. AJ retains the title on a count out win.
Next, MW3 and the Super Warrior came out to defend their tag team titles against Cody Rhodes and Jay Lethal. The match was pretty uneventful until around the 18 minute mark. MW3 went for the Superkick which Lethal reversed. Lethal then went for a axe handle smash with MW3 reversed and nailed Jay with the MW2 kneelift. MW3 makes the cover and gets the 1.2.3. MW3 and the Super warrior bail out of the ring while Cody Rhodes is in the ring arguing with the ref. Seems that the ref should have called some illegal activity and turned a blind eye. Cody then began ruffing up the ref and then MW3 and the SW attacked Rhodes. They saved the ref from any further harm. The ref thanked both of them and then went and kicked Rhodes in the face and while SW was holding Lethal, he kicked Jay where the sun don’t shine. The ref then made a mock cover with MW3 giving a fast count and then raising the ref’s hand. The three left together.
Out in the back, Clarkus Kentus, our roving reporter, met up with the trio. The ref introduced himself as a former wrestler turned ref. His name is RandyMulkey…”Ravishing Randy” to all his friends. SW told everyone that this was their ref from now on. He would be the only ref allowed to call any of their matches. MW3 looked a little worse for wear after the beating he took from the Big Show earlier. All MW3 said is that Big Show would pay for that earlier beatdown.
Donnie B challenges Santino for his spot for the X-division title. Donnie B took the fight to Santino. The former champion took 14 minutes to beat Santino for the shot at the X-division title.
The second to last match had Mr. Kennedy and his ongoing streak defending the Cruiserweight title against Jeff Jarrett. This was another short match that saw Kennedy just walk out of the ring leaving Jarrett behind. The ref counted to ten and awared the match to Jarrett but not the title. Jarrett complained but the ref just ignored him.
The final match of the night is Champion vs Champion for the Undisputed Heavyweight title. This will be the second time Mysterio and the Undertaker met for this prestigious title. Undertaker started off with attempting a Tombstone piledriver but Mysterio nullified it. Mysterio hits a spinning heel kick and Undertaker locks in the Triangle choke. Rey makes it to the ropes to break the hold. Rey hits a standing dropkick and immediately goes for a 6-1-9 but Undertaker turns it into the Last Ride. He goes for the pin but Rey puts his foot on the rope at one. Undertaker follows it up with a choke slam. A standing dropkick from Rey is met by a chokeslam from Taker. Taker gets Rey up in the Last Ride again and nails it. He goes for the pin but Rey kicks out at 2. Taker is getting ticked off so he starts to choke Rey. He goes for the pin but Rey kicks out. Taker tries to toss Rey out of the ring but Rey holds on and tries for a 6-1-9 but Taker nullifies it. Rey gets in Taker’s face and gets tossed out of the ring for his insolence. Rey makes it back in at 8. Taker tries to slam Rey in the corner but he goes up and hits a flying bodypress. Rey goes up and nails another flying bodypress taking Taker off his feet. Taker nails a choke slam but then Rey tosses him out of the ring. Taker barely makes it back in at 9. Taker catches Rey coming off the top rope and nails a chokeslam right in the middle of the ring. He makes the cover and the ref counts 1….2….3. Undertaker wins the match and is the NEW UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. Taker poses with the belt and then Rey makes his way over. He puts out his hand and Undertaker shakes it. Both men leave to the cheering of the fans.
Thanks for tuning in. Goodnight.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 8.3 – Oops….
Hello fans. Well, we have egg on our face. It appears that the PPV happened and one match was left off the card…Abyss vs Christian for the US title. Well, the following night, this match happened. Here is how it went down.
Christian starts off with a falling inverted ddt. Christian then picked up Abyss and hit another but Abyss pulled out a Blackhole slam and went for a pin. The ref counted 1…2…and Christian kicked out. Abyss hits an eye gouge and Christian goes to the ropes and connects with a spinning backbreaker. He goes for a pin but only gets a two count. Christian hits a springboard plancha and makes the cover but Abyss kicks out at 1. Christian hits a flapjack and makes the cover but Abyss is quick to kick out. Abyss powers back with a huge boot to the face. Christian hits another springboard plancha and makes the cover but Abyss kicks out. Christian hits a dropkick and Abyss hits a top rope guillotine. Christian hits another dropkick and catches Abyss right in the face. I think he got knocked out. Christian makes the cover and the ref counts 1…2..3. Christian wins the match and is the NEW US Champion.
We apologize to both men for leaving this match off the PPV.
Later this week, we will be having our next PPV The Great American Bash. Stay tuned for this one.
Christian starts off with a falling inverted ddt. Christian then picked up Abyss and hit another but Abyss pulled out a Blackhole slam and went for a pin. The ref counted 1…2…and Christian kicked out. Abyss hits an eye gouge and Christian goes to the ropes and connects with a spinning backbreaker. He goes for a pin but only gets a two count. Christian hits a springboard plancha and makes the cover but Abyss kicks out at 1. Christian hits a flapjack and makes the cover but Abyss is quick to kick out. Abyss powers back with a huge boot to the face. Christian hits another springboard plancha and makes the cover but Abyss kicks out. Christian hits a dropkick and Abyss hits a top rope guillotine. Christian hits another dropkick and catches Abyss right in the face. I think he got knocked out. Christian makes the cover and the ref counts 1…2..3. Christian wins the match and is the NEW US Champion.
We apologize to both men for leaving this match off the PPV.
Later this week, we will be having our next PPV The Great American Bash. Stay tuned for this one.
Monday, August 16, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 8.1 – No Way Out PPV results
Hello fans. This was an action packed evening so lets get right down to the details.
The first match of the night had Kurt Angle taking on the Big Show. Angle starts off by kicking Big Show out of the ring. A frustrated Big Show stayed on the outside until the 9 count and then rolled back in. Angle started to choke out Show but BS came back with a Cutting Edge. He gets a one count. Angle hits a belly to belly suplex and then Show nails a chokeslam. He makes the cover but Angle kicks out at two. Show nails a giant headbutt and goes for a pin but Angle kicks out. Show is then tossed to the outside again but is back in at 5. As soon as Show is back in the ring, Angle nails an Olympic Slam but that took a lot out of him and he did not make a pin attempt. Show gets up and nails a clothesline. He goes for a pin but Kurt kicks out. Angle goes for the choke and Show breaks the move with an eye rake. Kurt then nails a backbreaker and Show basically falls on him. Angle then kicks Show in the face. An Olympic leg sweep from the champ is met with an eye rake from the challenger. Angle then hits a clothesline. Angle then goes to the ropes and nails the Olympic Slam. Somehow Show gets up, nails a Chokeslam and then they both fall down. The ref begins his count and slowly both men make it back to their feet. Show acts first connecting with an eye rake. Kurt goes for a bodyslam but Show’s bulk is just too much and he falls on him. The ref makes the count but somehow Kurt kicks out at 2. Angle musters up some intestinal fortitude and nails a belly to belly suplex. He follows it up with a kick to Show’s face. Show hits another eye rake and Angle locks in the Ankle lock. Show is able to make it to the ropes. Angle hits an Olympic leg sweep and Show stands on Angle’s neck. Show hits an eye rake and then is tossed to the outside. He makes it back in by the 7 count. Kurt tries to choke out Show but Show powers out of it and nails a chokeslam. He makes the cover and the ref counts 1….2…..3. Big Show wins the match and is the NEW North American Champion.
Next up is Kennedy vs Negronomicon for the CSWA TV title. N starts it all off with a thrust kick. He tries for a second one but Kennedy gets out of the way. Kennedy hits a green bay plunge but only gets a 1 count. N comes back with a bitch slap. Kennedy hits the GBP again but still only gets a 1 count. N comes back with a Black Doom but no pin attempt. N follows it up with a dragon suplex. N hits another thrust kick. Kennedy comes back with an inverted suplex. Kennedy then hits a spike DDT in the middle of the ring and makes the cover. The ref counts 1…2….3. Kennedy retains the Cruiserweight title. After the match, Kennedy pulled N to the outside of the ring and delivered a spike DDT on the concrete floor. N was busted open. Medics came from the back, put N on a stretcher and took him to the back.
Kennedy then took a mic and called down World Champion Rey Mysterio and demaned his title shot now. Before the bell rang, Mysterio asked if Kennedy really wanted to do this right now. Kennedy screamed at him and the match began. As the match got underway, Negronomicon came from the back with his head all bandaged up. This threw Kennedy off his game. Kennedy got 2 offensive moves in this very short 6 minute match. The champ was able to finish off Kennedy with a hurricanrana and a clean pin in the middle of the ring. After the match, N got in the ring with a steel chair. He nailed Kennedy across his back once before the Cruiserweight champion bailed out of the ring. N left to the ovation of the fans.
UP next was AJ Styles defending the X-division title against Cody Rhodes. Styles kept flying around the ring and never gave Cody any chance to do anything. AJ gets the win in 11 minutes with a gut buster to retain his title.
Undertaker vs. Kane was up next. Taker starts off with a clothesline. Kane executes a scoop slam but Taker comes in and locks in the Triangle choke. Kane won’t tap and is able to make it to the ropes. After connecting with a clothesline, Taker is tossed to the outside of the ring but he makes it back in at 8. Taker calles for the Last Ride and connects but Kane is up and nails a Chokeslam from Hell. Taker goes for Old School but Kane counters and nails a clothesline from the top rope. He goes for a pin but Taker kicks out. Kane hits a scoop slam but Taker hits the Last Ride. He goes for the pin but only gets 2. Taker slams Kane in the corner and then gets dumped out of the ring. He makes it back in at 9. Taker hits a clothesline as Kane slams him. Kane stands on Taker’s throat but then gets caught in the Triangle choke. He immediately grabs the rope to break the hold. Another slam from Kane and another rTriangle Choke from Taker. Taker mixes things up by nailing a chokeslam of his own. Kane goes to stand on Taker’s throat but he powers out
of it and nails a tombstone piledriver. He goes for the pin and gets the 1.2.3. Undertaker retains the HWF World title.
HHH vs. Randy Orton was up next. These two have no love loss for each other so HHH started off strong with a kneedrop to Orton’s face. He then hit the upstart with a standing suplex and followed it up with rapid punches to his face. HHH manages some DX interference but Orton nailed him with a dropkick. Orton then goes to throw HHH out of the ring but before he could accomplish that, HHH nails the Pedigree and gets the 1.2.3. HHH wins the match and retains the TV title.
Up next was the match for the tag team titles. The champs MW3 and the Super Warrior were defending against the team of Matt Hardy and John Morrision. Morrison started off by hitting a Russian leg sweep on MW3. Matt Hardy is tagged in and MW3 hits an insiguri and Hardy nails a kick to gut. SW is tagged in. Hardy meets him with a dropkick from the top rope. All 4 men made many tags in a nd out. SW hit a Super Powerbomb, Morrison hit the Starship Pain and Matt Hardy hit a twist of fate. The end came when, during adoubleteam, Hardy hit a twist of fate and Morrison then tossed him from the ring. MW3 quickly grabbed SW and the tag titles and took off towards the back. They ended up getting counted out. Morrison and Hardy win the match but do not win the tag team titles.
The second to final match is Edge defending the IC title against Kurt Angle. Edge immediately connects with a spear. Angle rolls out of the ring, takes some time to recover and comes back in. Kurt hits a boot to face and Edge hits another spear. He goes for the pin but Kurt kicks out at 1. Angle tries for a bearhug but Edge neutralizes it. Edge hits a bodyslam and goes for the pin but Kurt kicks out. Kurt nails an Olympic Leg Sweep and Edge clotheslines him out of the ring. Kurt makes it back in at 7. Edge cinches in a headlock and Kurt hits a clothesline. Edge hits a One Man Concerto and Kurt responds by choking Edge. Edge hits some rapid dropkicks and Kurt hits the leg sweep. Edge hits some more dropkicks and Kurt nails a belly to belly suplex out of nowhere. Edge locks in a headlock and Kurt takes him down with another belly to belly suplex. More dropkicks from Edge and a boot to the face. Kurt follows it up with a leg sweep. A bodyslam from Edge and another leg sweep from the Olympic hero. Kurt hits a clothesline and Edge nails a DDT in the middle of the ring. He goes for a pin but Kurt kicks out at 1. Kurt is clotheslined out of the ring but he makes it back in at 5. Edge hits a One Man Concerto but Angle hits the Angle Slam. He makes the cover and the ref counts 1…2…3! Kurt Angle wins the match and is the NEW IINTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION.
Since neither Undertaker or Mysterio lost their belts, this final match would be for the Undisputed Championship. Mysterio starts off strong with a flying headscissors but Taker hits a chokeslam. Taker then goes for a choke in the corner but Rey gets out of the way and nails a spinning heel kick. Taker goes for a clothesline but Rey ducks. Rey hits a flying dropkick as as he gets up, Taker locks in the triangle choke. Rey makes it to the ropes. He climbs the turnbuckle and nails a dropkick and then Taker goes to the ropes and nails a huge clothesline. He then throws Rey forcibly into the corner. Rey fights back with some chops and Taker hits a chokeslam. Rey then goes to the ropes but Undertaker nails a huge clothesline on him. Rey somehow kicks Taker out of the ring but he is back in at 7. Rey nails a big headscissors and goes for a pin but UT kicks out at one. Taker manages to hit a chokeslam. Taker nails a clothesline but Rey hits a hurricanrana. Rey makes the cover and the ref counts 1….2….3. Rey Mysterio is the winner of the match and still the Undisputed Champion.
Thanks for tuning in. More to come.
The first match of the night had Kurt Angle taking on the Big Show. Angle starts off by kicking Big Show out of the ring. A frustrated Big Show stayed on the outside until the 9 count and then rolled back in. Angle started to choke out Show but BS came back with a Cutting Edge. He gets a one count. Angle hits a belly to belly suplex and then Show nails a chokeslam. He makes the cover but Angle kicks out at two. Show nails a giant headbutt and goes for a pin but Angle kicks out. Show is then tossed to the outside again but is back in at 5. As soon as Show is back in the ring, Angle nails an Olympic Slam but that took a lot out of him and he did not make a pin attempt. Show gets up and nails a clothesline. He goes for a pin but Kurt kicks out. Angle goes for the choke and Show breaks the move with an eye rake. Kurt then nails a backbreaker and Show basically falls on him. Angle then kicks Show in the face. An Olympic leg sweep from the champ is met with an eye rake from the challenger. Angle then hits a clothesline. Angle then goes to the ropes and nails the Olympic Slam. Somehow Show gets up, nails a Chokeslam and then they both fall down. The ref begins his count and slowly both men make it back to their feet. Show acts first connecting with an eye rake. Kurt goes for a bodyslam but Show’s bulk is just too much and he falls on him. The ref makes the count but somehow Kurt kicks out at 2. Angle musters up some intestinal fortitude and nails a belly to belly suplex. He follows it up with a kick to Show’s face. Show hits another eye rake and Angle locks in the Ankle lock. Show is able to make it to the ropes. Angle hits an Olympic leg sweep and Show stands on Angle’s neck. Show hits an eye rake and then is tossed to the outside. He makes it back in by the 7 count. Kurt tries to choke out Show but Show powers out of it and nails a chokeslam. He makes the cover and the ref counts 1….2…..3. Big Show wins the match and is the NEW North American Champion.
Next up is Kennedy vs Negronomicon for the CSWA TV title. N starts it all off with a thrust kick. He tries for a second one but Kennedy gets out of the way. Kennedy hits a green bay plunge but only gets a 1 count. N comes back with a bitch slap. Kennedy hits the GBP again but still only gets a 1 count. N comes back with a Black Doom but no pin attempt. N follows it up with a dragon suplex. N hits another thrust kick. Kennedy comes back with an inverted suplex. Kennedy then hits a spike DDT in the middle of the ring and makes the cover. The ref counts 1…2….3. Kennedy retains the Cruiserweight title. After the match, Kennedy pulled N to the outside of the ring and delivered a spike DDT on the concrete floor. N was busted open. Medics came from the back, put N on a stretcher and took him to the back.
Kennedy then took a mic and called down World Champion Rey Mysterio and demaned his title shot now. Before the bell rang, Mysterio asked if Kennedy really wanted to do this right now. Kennedy screamed at him and the match began. As the match got underway, Negronomicon came from the back with his head all bandaged up. This threw Kennedy off his game. Kennedy got 2 offensive moves in this very short 6 minute match. The champ was able to finish off Kennedy with a hurricanrana and a clean pin in the middle of the ring. After the match, N got in the ring with a steel chair. He nailed Kennedy across his back once before the Cruiserweight champion bailed out of the ring. N left to the ovation of the fans.
UP next was AJ Styles defending the X-division title against Cody Rhodes. Styles kept flying around the ring and never gave Cody any chance to do anything. AJ gets the win in 11 minutes with a gut buster to retain his title.
Undertaker vs. Kane was up next. Taker starts off with a clothesline. Kane executes a scoop slam but Taker comes in and locks in the Triangle choke. Kane won’t tap and is able to make it to the ropes. After connecting with a clothesline, Taker is tossed to the outside of the ring but he makes it back in at 8. Taker calles for the Last Ride and connects but Kane is up and nails a Chokeslam from Hell. Taker goes for Old School but Kane counters and nails a clothesline from the top rope. He goes for a pin but Taker kicks out. Kane hits a scoop slam but Taker hits the Last Ride. He goes for the pin but only gets 2. Taker slams Kane in the corner and then gets dumped out of the ring. He makes it back in at 9. Taker hits a clothesline as Kane slams him. Kane stands on Taker’s throat but then gets caught in the Triangle choke. He immediately grabs the rope to break the hold. Another slam from Kane and another rTriangle Choke from Taker. Taker mixes things up by nailing a chokeslam of his own. Kane goes to stand on Taker’s throat but he powers out
of it and nails a tombstone piledriver. He goes for the pin and gets the 1.2.3. Undertaker retains the HWF World title.
HHH vs. Randy Orton was up next. These two have no love loss for each other so HHH started off strong with a kneedrop to Orton’s face. He then hit the upstart with a standing suplex and followed it up with rapid punches to his face. HHH manages some DX interference but Orton nailed him with a dropkick. Orton then goes to throw HHH out of the ring but before he could accomplish that, HHH nails the Pedigree and gets the 1.2.3. HHH wins the match and retains the TV title.
Up next was the match for the tag team titles. The champs MW3 and the Super Warrior were defending against the team of Matt Hardy and John Morrision. Morrison started off by hitting a Russian leg sweep on MW3. Matt Hardy is tagged in and MW3 hits an insiguri and Hardy nails a kick to gut. SW is tagged in. Hardy meets him with a dropkick from the top rope. All 4 men made many tags in a nd out. SW hit a Super Powerbomb, Morrison hit the Starship Pain and Matt Hardy hit a twist of fate. The end came when, during adoubleteam, Hardy hit a twist of fate and Morrison then tossed him from the ring. MW3 quickly grabbed SW and the tag titles and took off towards the back. They ended up getting counted out. Morrison and Hardy win the match but do not win the tag team titles.
The second to final match is Edge defending the IC title against Kurt Angle. Edge immediately connects with a spear. Angle rolls out of the ring, takes some time to recover and comes back in. Kurt hits a boot to face and Edge hits another spear. He goes for the pin but Kurt kicks out at 1. Angle tries for a bearhug but Edge neutralizes it. Edge hits a bodyslam and goes for the pin but Kurt kicks out. Kurt nails an Olympic Leg Sweep and Edge clotheslines him out of the ring. Kurt makes it back in at 7. Edge cinches in a headlock and Kurt hits a clothesline. Edge hits a One Man Concerto and Kurt responds by choking Edge. Edge hits some rapid dropkicks and Kurt hits the leg sweep. Edge hits some more dropkicks and Kurt nails a belly to belly suplex out of nowhere. Edge locks in a headlock and Kurt takes him down with another belly to belly suplex. More dropkicks from Edge and a boot to the face. Kurt follows it up with a leg sweep. A bodyslam from Edge and another leg sweep from the Olympic hero. Kurt hits a clothesline and Edge nails a DDT in the middle of the ring. He goes for a pin but Kurt kicks out at 1. Kurt is clotheslined out of the ring but he makes it back in at 5. Edge hits a One Man Concerto but Angle hits the Angle Slam. He makes the cover and the ref counts 1…2…3! Kurt Angle wins the match and is the NEW IINTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION.
Since neither Undertaker or Mysterio lost their belts, this final match would be for the Undisputed Championship. Mysterio starts off strong with a flying headscissors but Taker hits a chokeslam. Taker then goes for a choke in the corner but Rey gets out of the way and nails a spinning heel kick. Taker goes for a clothesline but Rey ducks. Rey hits a flying dropkick as as he gets up, Taker locks in the triangle choke. Rey makes it to the ropes. He climbs the turnbuckle and nails a dropkick and then Taker goes to the ropes and nails a huge clothesline. He then throws Rey forcibly into the corner. Rey fights back with some chops and Taker hits a chokeslam. Rey then goes to the ropes but Undertaker nails a huge clothesline on him. Rey somehow kicks Taker out of the ring but he is back in at 7. Rey nails a big headscissors and goes for a pin but UT kicks out at one. Taker manages to hit a chokeslam. Taker nails a clothesline but Rey hits a hurricanrana. Rey makes the cover and the ref counts 1….2….3. Rey Mysterio is the winner of the match and still the Undisputed Champion.
Thanks for tuning in. More to come.
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 8.1
Hello fans. We had a few Holdem tourneys take place. The winner of the first bracket was Bret “The Hitman” Hart. The second one was dominated by RVD. The third one was won by HHH. The fourth was totally owned by CSWA World Champion Rey Mysterio. One point of note in this tourney, the man with the best record, Mr. Kennedy, was actually taken out of the tourney by none other than the Negronomicon. After this happened, it was expected that N would go on to win the whole thing but a bluff in the second round ended those chances right away. In the fifth bracket, Jim Brunzell took out the Iron Shiek after B. Brian Blair came down to distract the Shiek. For all those who don’t know, Shiek HATES Blair. Not sure why. Greg Valentine ended up winning the fifth bracket.
The winners of the next 3 brackets will be announced soon. After that, the final 8 participants will meet for a final showdown. The winner will be crowned the 3rd Texas Holdem Champion.
Mr. Kennedy was not happy with being ousted from the holdem tourney by the Negronomicon so he wanted to teach him a lesson in the ring. Kennedy came down and called out his challenger. N came to the ring and questioned what was up. Kennedy told him that he knew Negronomicon was bluffing in the hand that crippled him. N said that if he really thought that, why didn’t he call? Kennedy was groing more infuriated by the minute. “Call? You want me to call? How about this?” Kennedy then attacked the Negronomicon and knocked him out with the Mic Check. “I want you in the ring. I’ll show you who the better wrestler is.” Kennedy then left and Negronomicon slowly got up and headed to the back with some assistance from the “shirts”
IN the back, Kennedy was yelling for someone to put together a match between him and Negronomicon. William Regal came over to ask what all the shouting was about. Kennedy droned on about his elimination from the holdem tourney. “I want that stupid SOB in the ring.” Kennedy demanded. Regal spoke up “Well my good man, I’ll grant you the match but the question now is will you put your title on the line?” Kennedy looked like someone just tossed cold water in his face. “You want me to put my title on the line against this nobody? Come on. I’ve beaten some of the best in the business. Just look at my record. It really is a wonder I’m not the world champ by now. So you want me to put my title on the line? I”ll tell you what. Give me a match against this loser and IF he can beat me, then I’ll give him a title shot. How about that?” Regal came back with “I tell you what, if you want this match and are not willing to put the title on the line now, regardless of the outcome, he gets the NEXT title shot?” Kennedy grumbled a “whatever” and walked away. This of course did not sit well with the next in line contender Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett heard what was going on and wanted to know why since he was the number one contender that he wasn’t getting the next title shot. Regal had had enough. “Listen you toerag, I’ve made my decision. Get out of my face before I just decide to strip you of that title shot.” Jarrett slunk away.
Out next was HHH coming to defend the TV title against the World’s Strongest Man Mark Henry.This match went 10 minutes with the challenger giving the champ a good fight. That was until HHH decided to hit Henry 3x with the sledgehammer. Henry was basically out on his feet. Henry went to try to toss HHH out of the ring but Hunter reversed it and tossed Mark to the outside. He was in no shape to get back in so HHH ends up with the win via CO.
Next up was Mr. Kennedy vs the Negronomicon in a non title match. This one went 28 minutes. N held his own through halfway but then Kennedy took over. Mr. Kennedy had multiple attempts to try to pin N but he kept pulling him up. After the last time, the ref got into Kennedy’s face and said that the next time he did that, he would be disqualified. Kennedy snorted at him and immediately turned around into a snap suplex from N. N had Kennedy locked up so the ref went for the count and got the 1.2.3. Negronomicon gets a win over Mr Kennedy and will go on to receive a title shot.
It was decided that at the next show in Colorado Springs (this week), they would hold the No Way Out PPV which was originally scheduled for May. Here is how the card looks:
CSWA
Mr. Kennedy vs. the Negronomicon for the Cruiserweight title
HHH vs. Randy Orton for the TV title
Abyss vs. Christian for the US title
Rey Mysterio vs Mr Kennedy for the World title. Kennedy will have to wrestle multiple times.
HWF
AJ Styles vs. Cody Rhodes for the X-division title
Kurt Angle vs Big Show for the North American title
Edge vs. Kurt Angle for the IC title
Undertaker vs Kane for the World title
In tag team action, MW3 and the Super Warrior will defend the tag titles agains t Matt Hardy and John Morrison.
World Champion vs World Champion will take place to see who goes on to fight for the Undisputed Championship. If Rey retains the belt in his match with Mr. Kennedy, then this match against the HWF champion will be for the title.
The final match, of course, will have Rey defend the Undisputed title unless it happens in the previous match.
Stay tuned.
The winners of the next 3 brackets will be announced soon. After that, the final 8 participants will meet for a final showdown. The winner will be crowned the 3rd Texas Holdem Champion.
Mr. Kennedy was not happy with being ousted from the holdem tourney by the Negronomicon so he wanted to teach him a lesson in the ring. Kennedy came down and called out his challenger. N came to the ring and questioned what was up. Kennedy told him that he knew Negronomicon was bluffing in the hand that crippled him. N said that if he really thought that, why didn’t he call? Kennedy was groing more infuriated by the minute. “Call? You want me to call? How about this?” Kennedy then attacked the Negronomicon and knocked him out with the Mic Check. “I want you in the ring. I’ll show you who the better wrestler is.” Kennedy then left and Negronomicon slowly got up and headed to the back with some assistance from the “shirts”
IN the back, Kennedy was yelling for someone to put together a match between him and Negronomicon. William Regal came over to ask what all the shouting was about. Kennedy droned on about his elimination from the holdem tourney. “I want that stupid SOB in the ring.” Kennedy demanded. Regal spoke up “Well my good man, I’ll grant you the match but the question now is will you put your title on the line?” Kennedy looked like someone just tossed cold water in his face. “You want me to put my title on the line against this nobody? Come on. I’ve beaten some of the best in the business. Just look at my record. It really is a wonder I’m not the world champ by now. So you want me to put my title on the line? I”ll tell you what. Give me a match against this loser and IF he can beat me, then I’ll give him a title shot. How about that?” Regal came back with “I tell you what, if you want this match and are not willing to put the title on the line now, regardless of the outcome, he gets the NEXT title shot?” Kennedy grumbled a “whatever” and walked away. This of course did not sit well with the next in line contender Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett heard what was going on and wanted to know why since he was the number one contender that he wasn’t getting the next title shot. Regal had had enough. “Listen you toerag, I’ve made my decision. Get out of my face before I just decide to strip you of that title shot.” Jarrett slunk away.
Out next was HHH coming to defend the TV title against the World’s Strongest Man Mark Henry.This match went 10 minutes with the challenger giving the champ a good fight. That was until HHH decided to hit Henry 3x with the sledgehammer. Henry was basically out on his feet. Henry went to try to toss HHH out of the ring but Hunter reversed it and tossed Mark to the outside. He was in no shape to get back in so HHH ends up with the win via CO.
Next up was Mr. Kennedy vs the Negronomicon in a non title match. This one went 28 minutes. N held his own through halfway but then Kennedy took over. Mr. Kennedy had multiple attempts to try to pin N but he kept pulling him up. After the last time, the ref got into Kennedy’s face and said that the next time he did that, he would be disqualified. Kennedy snorted at him and immediately turned around into a snap suplex from N. N had Kennedy locked up so the ref went for the count and got the 1.2.3. Negronomicon gets a win over Mr Kennedy and will go on to receive a title shot.
It was decided that at the next show in Colorado Springs (this week), they would hold the No Way Out PPV which was originally scheduled for May. Here is how the card looks:
CSWA
Mr. Kennedy vs. the Negronomicon for the Cruiserweight title
HHH vs. Randy Orton for the TV title
Abyss vs. Christian for the US title
Rey Mysterio vs Mr Kennedy for the World title. Kennedy will have to wrestle multiple times.
HWF
AJ Styles vs. Cody Rhodes for the X-division title
Kurt Angle vs Big Show for the North American title
Edge vs. Kurt Angle for the IC title
Undertaker vs Kane for the World title
In tag team action, MW3 and the Super Warrior will defend the tag titles agains t Matt Hardy and John Morrison.
World Champion vs World Champion will take place to see who goes on to fight for the Undisputed Championship. If Rey retains the belt in his match with Mr. Kennedy, then this match against the HWF champion will be for the title.
The final match, of course, will have Rey defend the Undisputed title unless it happens in the previous match.
Stay tuned.
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 7.3
Hello fans. Here is an update from the HWF with matches that were held at a house show.
Big Show def. Donnie B
RVD def. AJ Styles
Fit Finley def. The Great Khali via CO
In a non-title match, Kurt Angle def. Edge to gain a title shot.
Super Warrior def. Goldust
Samoa Joe def. Great Khali via submission
Undertaker def. John Cena via submission in a non-title shot
Sting def. MW3
Cody Rhodes def. Santino
Kane def. Chris Jericho
AJ Styles def. Fit Finley
Jeff Hardy def. Stevie Richards
In a non-title match, Edge def. the Undertaker to gain a title shot.
To cap off the house shows, there were 3 title defenses:
Kurt Angle defended the NA title against CM Punk and was victorious after Punk tapped out to the ankle lock.
AJ Styles defended the X-division title against RVD. AJ retains the belt after getting the pin on RVD with the Styles Clash.
Undertaker granted Edge his title shot. In only 5 minutes, Undertaker gets counted out after Edge clotheslined him out of the ring and then speared him on the floor. Taker was unable to make it back in before the 10 count. Edge wins the match but not the title.
CSWA data
Rey Mysterio def the Negronomicon
Mark Henry def. HHH in a non-title match to gain a title shot
MVP def. Ted Dibiasi via CO
Jeff Jarrett def. Mr. Kennedy to gain a title shot
Christian def. Abyss via Countout to gain a title shot
Chris Masters and Matt Hardy went to a time limit draw.
CM/MH 2: Matt Hardy wins their second meeting with a Twist of Fate
Elijah Burke def. Bubba Dudley
Jay Lethal def. Devon Dudley
Negronomicon and Shad went to a time limit draw.
A mini tournament was held between the 4 champs: Rey Mysterio, Abyss, HHH and Mr. Kennedy. In the first bracket, Kennedy faced off against Rey. Kennedy got the win with the Green Bay Plunge. Next, Abyss took on HHH and defeated him with a Black Hole Slam. The final showdown between Kennedy and Abyss ended when Kennedy hit Abyss with a mic check and followed it up with a Green Bay Plunge. With the wins under his belt, Kennedy has one of the best records in the CSWA with a 13 and 2 record. Kennedy was down on the list but was immediately bumped to the next title shot.
More to come.
Big Show def. Donnie B
RVD def. AJ Styles
Fit Finley def. The Great Khali via CO
In a non-title match, Kurt Angle def. Edge to gain a title shot.
Super Warrior def. Goldust
Samoa Joe def. Great Khali via submission
Undertaker def. John Cena via submission in a non-title shot
Sting def. MW3
Cody Rhodes def. Santino
Kane def. Chris Jericho
AJ Styles def. Fit Finley
Jeff Hardy def. Stevie Richards
In a non-title match, Edge def. the Undertaker to gain a title shot.
To cap off the house shows, there were 3 title defenses:
Kurt Angle defended the NA title against CM Punk and was victorious after Punk tapped out to the ankle lock.
AJ Styles defended the X-division title against RVD. AJ retains the belt after getting the pin on RVD with the Styles Clash.
Undertaker granted Edge his title shot. In only 5 minutes, Undertaker gets counted out after Edge clotheslined him out of the ring and then speared him on the floor. Taker was unable to make it back in before the 10 count. Edge wins the match but not the title.
CSWA data
Rey Mysterio def the Negronomicon
Mark Henry def. HHH in a non-title match to gain a title shot
MVP def. Ted Dibiasi via CO
Jeff Jarrett def. Mr. Kennedy to gain a title shot
Christian def. Abyss via Countout to gain a title shot
Chris Masters and Matt Hardy went to a time limit draw.
CM/MH 2: Matt Hardy wins their second meeting with a Twist of Fate
Elijah Burke def. Bubba Dudley
Jay Lethal def. Devon Dudley
Negronomicon and Shad went to a time limit draw.
A mini tournament was held between the 4 champs: Rey Mysterio, Abyss, HHH and Mr. Kennedy. In the first bracket, Kennedy faced off against Rey. Kennedy got the win with the Green Bay Plunge. Next, Abyss took on HHH and defeated him with a Black Hole Slam. The final showdown between Kennedy and Abyss ended when Kennedy hit Abyss with a mic check and followed it up with a Green Bay Plunge. With the wins under his belt, Kennedy has one of the best records in the CSWA with a 13 and 2 record. Kennedy was down on the list but was immediately bumped to the next title shot.
More to come.
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 7.2 – Let the fun continue…
Let the fun continue…
Jeff Meyers, Donnie B and William Regal came out and made an announcement concerning the future of their respective federations. Mr. Meyers started first. “I want to be the first to welcome all you fans back. We enjoyed our time off but now it is time to get back to work. First, I want to congratulate the new Tag Team Champions Super Warrior and MW3 for winning the gold on their first match back. Second, I want to welcome our new US Champion Abyss. Abyss will surely pick up where Edge left off and will bring a lot of excitement and energy. Probably the most important piece of information is regarding the ‘home’ for the CSWA. Donnie B and I have discussed this at length and brought our GM William Regal up to date with our plans. Effective August 1st, the CSWA headquarters will be permanently moved to ……Colorado Springs, Co. In what was a botched agreement from the start between the city of Colorado Springs and the US Olympic Committee, we have agreed to take over the building that was to be given to the USOC (USOC/City of COS is a real issue btw). We got a fabulous deal on rent so my executive staff and I will make that our home and will coordinate with Regal and Donnie B with any issues that need to be discussed.”
Donnie B took the mic next. “Thank You Jeff. I agree that the city of Colorado Springs is a great home for the CSWA. I wish you all the best of luck there. Maybe if the need for a staff increases, I’m sure there’s a great talent pool left behind when HP laid off its employees and moved out of the city.
On to other matters….The HWF inhereted Edge in the draft and with the departure of Abyss, Edge was given the IC title. We have worked with Edge many times in the past and we know he will bring challenges to all those he faces. We look forward to having Edge represent the IC title.
Our last PPV in May was Over the Edge. With the hiatus we took, we missed out on the Great American Bash and the Clash of the Champions PPV as well as the next Texas Holdem tournament. Well, we have news for all of you. August will be our SUPER month. We will have 3 PPV’s for this month and will include the Texas Holdem Tourney. To make things a little easier though, the poker tourney will actually take place in stages throughout the month. This will allow for a more reasonably paced tourney and give everyone a chance to have fun. We have just as much interest in this one as we did in the last couple so we are jumping right back in with all the particpants from the last tournament.
Representing the HWF:
CM Punk, Donnie B, Stevie Richards, Kane, Edge, the Undertaker, Santino, the Super Warrior, MW3, Cody Rhodes, Chris Jericho, RVD, AJ Styles, John Cena, Sting, the Great Khali, Jeff Hardy, Goldust, Fit Finley, Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe and the Big Show.
Representing the CSWA:
Randy Orton, Christian, HHH, Chavo Guerrero, Mark Henry, MVP, Shad, JTG, Jeff Jarrett, Chris Masters, Elijah Burke, Bubba Dudley, Devon Dudley, Abyss, Jay Lethal, Ted Dibiasi, Mr. Kennedy, Rey Mysterio, Matt Hardy, Rhyno, Negronomicon and John Morrison.
The Invitees:
- Abdullah the Butcher, Baron Von Raschke, Bob Backlund, Boris Zuchoff, Bret Hart, B. Brian Blair, Barry Horowitz, Barry Windham, Billy Jack Haynes, Bobby Eaton, Brock Lesnar, Col. Debeers, Charlie Haas, Dr. D David Shultz, Don Muraco, Dutch Mantell, Dynamite Kid, Dick Murdoch, Dick Slater, Fabulous Moolah, George Steele, Goldberg, Greg Valentine, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Iron Mike Sharpe, Ivan Putski, Ivan Koloff, Iron Sheik, Jim Brunzell, JBL, Jesse Ventura, Jimmy Snuka, Jake Roberts, Jerry Lawler, Kamala, Kevin Sullivan, Kim Duk, King Kong Bundy, Koko B Ware, Kendo Nagasaki, Kevin Von Erich, Larry Zybisco, Leilani Kai, Mil Mascaras, Magnum TA, Mike Rotundo, Misty Blue Simms, Mr. Fuji, Mongolian Stomper, Marty Janetty, Nikolai Volkoff, Nord the Barbarian, Nick Bockwinkle, Nikita Koloff, One Man Gang, Paul Orndorff, Randy Savage, Rick Martel, Road Warrior Animal, Roddy Piper, Ronnie Garvin, Ricky Morton, Robert Gibson, Rocky Johnson, Ricky Steamboat, Ron Bass, SD Jones, Super Ninja, Steve Keirn, Sgt. Slaughter, Scott Steiner, Sheik Adnan El Kasey, Steve Simpson, Superstar Billy Graham, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Ted Dibiasi, The Missing Link, Tito Santana, Tommy Dreamer, The Hurricane, Tom Zenk, Tully Blanchard, Tommy Rich, The Rock, Ultimate Warrior and Wendi Richter. (84 guests – total of 128 participants)
The first set of matches and the first round of the 3rd Texas Holdem Tournament will be up next.
Jeff Meyers, Donnie B and William Regal came out and made an announcement concerning the future of their respective federations. Mr. Meyers started first. “I want to be the first to welcome all you fans back. We enjoyed our time off but now it is time to get back to work. First, I want to congratulate the new Tag Team Champions Super Warrior and MW3 for winning the gold on their first match back. Second, I want to welcome our new US Champion Abyss. Abyss will surely pick up where Edge left off and will bring a lot of excitement and energy. Probably the most important piece of information is regarding the ‘home’ for the CSWA. Donnie B and I have discussed this at length and brought our GM William Regal up to date with our plans. Effective August 1st, the CSWA headquarters will be permanently moved to ……Colorado Springs, Co. In what was a botched agreement from the start between the city of Colorado Springs and the US Olympic Committee, we have agreed to take over the building that was to be given to the USOC (USOC/City of COS is a real issue btw). We got a fabulous deal on rent so my executive staff and I will make that our home and will coordinate with Regal and Donnie B with any issues that need to be discussed.”
Donnie B took the mic next. “Thank You Jeff. I agree that the city of Colorado Springs is a great home for the CSWA. I wish you all the best of luck there. Maybe if the need for a staff increases, I’m sure there’s a great talent pool left behind when HP laid off its employees and moved out of the city.
On to other matters….The HWF inhereted Edge in the draft and with the departure of Abyss, Edge was given the IC title. We have worked with Edge many times in the past and we know he will bring challenges to all those he faces. We look forward to having Edge represent the IC title.
Our last PPV in May was Over the Edge. With the hiatus we took, we missed out on the Great American Bash and the Clash of the Champions PPV as well as the next Texas Holdem tournament. Well, we have news for all of you. August will be our SUPER month. We will have 3 PPV’s for this month and will include the Texas Holdem Tourney. To make things a little easier though, the poker tourney will actually take place in stages throughout the month. This will allow for a more reasonably paced tourney and give everyone a chance to have fun. We have just as much interest in this one as we did in the last couple so we are jumping right back in with all the particpants from the last tournament.
Representing the HWF:
CM Punk, Donnie B, Stevie Richards, Kane, Edge, the Undertaker, Santino, the Super Warrior, MW3, Cody Rhodes, Chris Jericho, RVD, AJ Styles, John Cena, Sting, the Great Khali, Jeff Hardy, Goldust, Fit Finley, Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe and the Big Show.
Representing the CSWA:
Randy Orton, Christian, HHH, Chavo Guerrero, Mark Henry, MVP, Shad, JTG, Jeff Jarrett, Chris Masters, Elijah Burke, Bubba Dudley, Devon Dudley, Abyss, Jay Lethal, Ted Dibiasi, Mr. Kennedy, Rey Mysterio, Matt Hardy, Rhyno, Negronomicon and John Morrison.
The Invitees:
- Abdullah the Butcher, Baron Von Raschke, Bob Backlund, Boris Zuchoff, Bret Hart, B. Brian Blair, Barry Horowitz, Barry Windham, Billy Jack Haynes, Bobby Eaton, Brock Lesnar, Col. Debeers, Charlie Haas, Dr. D David Shultz, Don Muraco, Dutch Mantell, Dynamite Kid, Dick Murdoch, Dick Slater, Fabulous Moolah, George Steele, Goldberg, Greg Valentine, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Iron Mike Sharpe, Ivan Putski, Ivan Koloff, Iron Sheik, Jim Brunzell, JBL, Jesse Ventura, Jimmy Snuka, Jake Roberts, Jerry Lawler, Kamala, Kevin Sullivan, Kim Duk, King Kong Bundy, Koko B Ware, Kendo Nagasaki, Kevin Von Erich, Larry Zybisco, Leilani Kai, Mil Mascaras, Magnum TA, Mike Rotundo, Misty Blue Simms, Mr. Fuji, Mongolian Stomper, Marty Janetty, Nikolai Volkoff, Nord the Barbarian, Nick Bockwinkle, Nikita Koloff, One Man Gang, Paul Orndorff, Randy Savage, Rick Martel, Road Warrior Animal, Roddy Piper, Ronnie Garvin, Ricky Morton, Robert Gibson, Rocky Johnson, Ricky Steamboat, Ron Bass, SD Jones, Super Ninja, Steve Keirn, Sgt. Slaughter, Scott Steiner, Sheik Adnan El Kasey, Steve Simpson, Superstar Billy Graham, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Ted Dibiasi, The Missing Link, Tito Santana, Tommy Dreamer, The Hurricane, Tom Zenk, Tully Blanchard, Tommy Rich, The Rock, Ultimate Warrior and Wendi Richter. (84 guests – total of 128 participants)
The first set of matches and the first round of the 3rd Texas Holdem Tournament will be up next.
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 7.1 - We're Back!
Hello fans. That's right...we are back from our hiatus. Everyone is refreshed and ready to go.
It has been confirmed that there indeed will be a new draft. It has been determined that even the champions themselves will not be exempt from the draft. Here is how it all played out:
HWF
CM Punk
Donnie B
Stevie Richards
Kane
Edge (US Champion)
Undertaker (World Champion)
Santino
Super Warrior
MW3
Cody Rhodes
Chris Jericho
RVD
AJ Styles (X-Division Champion)
John Cena
Sting
Great Khali
Jeff Hardy
Goldust
Fit Finley
Kurt Angle (North American Champ)
Samoa Joe
Big Show
CSWA
Randy Orton
Christian
HHH (TV champ)
Chavo Guerrero
Mark Henry
MVP
Shad
Jeff Jarrett
Chris Masters
Elijah Burke
Bubba Dudley
Devon Dudley
JTG
Abyss (Intercontinental Champion)
Jay Lethal
Ted Dibiasi Jr.
Mr. Kennedy (Cruiserweight Champion)
Rey Mysterio (World Heavyweight Champion)
Matt Hardy
Rhyno
Negronomicon
John Morrison
Since only the US Champion Edge and IC champion Abyss moved, they will swap titles. All other champions stayed in their respective homes.
It was also noted that during the hiatus, 3 men opted not to return: Batista, Carlito and Daniels. Daniels did leave on his own accord back in April but we weren’t sure if he was going to return. As of this writng, he has not come back.
Another interesting note is that one Legend was missing from the draft. This was none other than the Nature Boy Ric Flair. Flair had won his battle against the Super Warrior and the last we saw of Flair was him watching the ambulance take SW away. What he apparently missed was that SW was NOT in the ambulance. In fact, he was standing right behind the nature boy accompanied by his new “partner” MW3. Both men beat the holy hell out of the Nature Boy…so bad in fact that Flair has called for his retirement. From his hospital bed, he acknowledged that he was in fact out-smarted by his rival and that after the beating he took, he’d be in no shape to return to the ring in any full or part time capacity. So Flair did win his final match against SW but paid the price with his health and future.
In the first show back, the duo of SW and MW3 called out the tag team champs Punk and Sting. SW immediately super powerbombed Sting through a table. MW3 and SW then made quick work of Punk and after MW3 put Punk to sleep, SW got a table and then super powerbombed Punk through it. MW3 made the cover and got the 1-2-3 making them the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPS.
Afterwards, the new champs had a few words:
“Hello Fans….MW3 here, back from my whirlwind tour of the world. Have to say it’s good to be back in the USA…..even though we don’t have the finer things in life….Caviar…champagne….foie gras….and I hope you all enjoyed my video blogs of the worlds finest places….places not found here in the US. And now, me and my partner SW here…we’re bringing the finer things to the HWF and CSWA. Like…well…us.
That’s right….US. As you can see…we’re now the new TT Champs. Gotta say SW…we look good in Gold…am I right?
‘Yep’.
And we plan on staying this way.
Each and every week, SW and I plan on beating the toughest competition in the Federations. We just put Sting in the rest home, hopefully for good. Happy trails there Stinger…..and Punk….well we did what we do to punks. We punked his ass right out of the ring.
So, here is a list of the top competition the CSWA and HWF has at the elite TT level. We’ll be submitting a team from this list, at random, to show you people that not only are we serious about defending weekly, but that NO team can beat MW3 and the SW.
Tell’em SW…”
‘Yeah, what he said’
.
The next piece of information is that of the Negronomicon’s return back to a US ring. Negronomicon came out and had a few words…
“Well, I stand before you…humbled. I’ve toured some of the greatest places on earth….and had my ass handed to me in each and every one of those places. I now see the error of my ways. I was wrong. What I did was wrong and for that, I’m sorry. I’m sorry for making you, the fans, hate me. I’m sorry to all the wrestlers I’ve wronged. Most of all, I want to give my apologies to the one person who I’ve caused the most headache to in the last 7+ years in this business…Donnie B. I would like to ask Donnie B to come down here please.”
Donnie B made his way to the ring, got in and stared at the Negronomicon. N continued “Donnie B, we’ve been partners and we’ve been enemies. We’ve done stuff to each other that equalled some of the greatest rivalrys ever to take place in a squared circle. The animosity that exists between us is eating at me. I’ve seen the errors of my ways and now I ask you, Donnie B, the HWF creator and owner, to forgive me.” Donnie B picked up his own mic “So, let me get this straight. I sent you all over the world as payback for all the wrong-doing you’ve caused over the years. The pain you’ve caused to not only myself but to the performers of the CSWA and HWF could never been forgotten…. But…..if you’ve really changed, if you REALLY have changed, maybe , just maybe if the fans can find it in themselves to forgive you, then, I guess, so can I.” Both men shook hands although Donnie B will continue to be wary. Both men then left the ring.
One stipulation to note is that in regards to Super Warrior and his quest for any singles titles, he is ineligible to go after any title that Mr. Kennedy currently holds or gets in line for. SW is eligible for placement in the top 10 but if Kennedy wins the title and SW would have to fight him for the title, SW will immediately lose his spot.
Much more to follow.
It has been confirmed that there indeed will be a new draft. It has been determined that even the champions themselves will not be exempt from the draft. Here is how it all played out:
HWF
CM Punk
Donnie B
Stevie Richards
Kane
Edge (US Champion)
Undertaker (World Champion)
Santino
Super Warrior
MW3
Cody Rhodes
Chris Jericho
RVD
AJ Styles (X-Division Champion)
John Cena
Sting
Great Khali
Jeff Hardy
Goldust
Fit Finley
Kurt Angle (North American Champ)
Samoa Joe
Big Show
CSWA
Randy Orton
Christian
HHH (TV champ)
Chavo Guerrero
Mark Henry
MVP
Shad
Jeff Jarrett
Chris Masters
Elijah Burke
Bubba Dudley
Devon Dudley
JTG
Abyss (Intercontinental Champion)
Jay Lethal
Ted Dibiasi Jr.
Mr. Kennedy (Cruiserweight Champion)
Rey Mysterio (World Heavyweight Champion)
Matt Hardy
Rhyno
Negronomicon
John Morrison
Since only the US Champion Edge and IC champion Abyss moved, they will swap titles. All other champions stayed in their respective homes.
It was also noted that during the hiatus, 3 men opted not to return: Batista, Carlito and Daniels. Daniels did leave on his own accord back in April but we weren’t sure if he was going to return. As of this writng, he has not come back.
Another interesting note is that one Legend was missing from the draft. This was none other than the Nature Boy Ric Flair. Flair had won his battle against the Super Warrior and the last we saw of Flair was him watching the ambulance take SW away. What he apparently missed was that SW was NOT in the ambulance. In fact, he was standing right behind the nature boy accompanied by his new “partner” MW3. Both men beat the holy hell out of the Nature Boy…so bad in fact that Flair has called for his retirement. From his hospital bed, he acknowledged that he was in fact out-smarted by his rival and that after the beating he took, he’d be in no shape to return to the ring in any full or part time capacity. So Flair did win his final match against SW but paid the price with his health and future.
In the first show back, the duo of SW and MW3 called out the tag team champs Punk and Sting. SW immediately super powerbombed Sting through a table. MW3 and SW then made quick work of Punk and after MW3 put Punk to sleep, SW got a table and then super powerbombed Punk through it. MW3 made the cover and got the 1-2-3 making them the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPS.
Afterwards, the new champs had a few words:
“Hello Fans….MW3 here, back from my whirlwind tour of the world. Have to say it’s good to be back in the USA…..even though we don’t have the finer things in life….Caviar…champagne….foie gras….and I hope you all enjoyed my video blogs of the worlds finest places….places not found here in the US. And now, me and my partner SW here…we’re bringing the finer things to the HWF and CSWA. Like…well…us.
That’s right….US. As you can see…we’re now the new TT Champs. Gotta say SW…we look good in Gold…am I right?
‘Yep’.
And we plan on staying this way.
Each and every week, SW and I plan on beating the toughest competition in the Federations. We just put Sting in the rest home, hopefully for good. Happy trails there Stinger…..and Punk….well we did what we do to punks. We punked his ass right out of the ring.
So, here is a list of the top competition the CSWA and HWF has at the elite TT level. We’ll be submitting a team from this list, at random, to show you people that not only are we serious about defending weekly, but that NO team can beat MW3 and the SW.
Tell’em SW…”
‘Yeah, what he said’
.
The next piece of information is that of the Negronomicon’s return back to a US ring. Negronomicon came out and had a few words…
“Well, I stand before you…humbled. I’ve toured some of the greatest places on earth….and had my ass handed to me in each and every one of those places. I now see the error of my ways. I was wrong. What I did was wrong and for that, I’m sorry. I’m sorry for making you, the fans, hate me. I’m sorry to all the wrestlers I’ve wronged. Most of all, I want to give my apologies to the one person who I’ve caused the most headache to in the last 7+ years in this business…Donnie B. I would like to ask Donnie B to come down here please.”
Donnie B made his way to the ring, got in and stared at the Negronomicon. N continued “Donnie B, we’ve been partners and we’ve been enemies. We’ve done stuff to each other that equalled some of the greatest rivalrys ever to take place in a squared circle. The animosity that exists between us is eating at me. I’ve seen the errors of my ways and now I ask you, Donnie B, the HWF creator and owner, to forgive me.” Donnie B picked up his own mic “So, let me get this straight. I sent you all over the world as payback for all the wrong-doing you’ve caused over the years. The pain you’ve caused to not only myself but to the performers of the CSWA and HWF could never been forgotten…. But…..if you’ve really changed, if you REALLY have changed, maybe , just maybe if the fans can find it in themselves to forgive you, then, I guess, so can I.” Both men shook hands although Donnie B will continue to be wary. Both men then left the ring.
One stipulation to note is that in regards to Super Warrior and his quest for any singles titles, he is ineligible to go after any title that Mr. Kennedy currently holds or gets in line for. SW is eligible for placement in the top 10 but if Kennedy wins the title and SW would have to fight him for the title, SW will immediately lose his spot.
Much more to follow.
Friday, June 4, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 6.1
Hello fans. Well, this is just a quick note to let you know that due to the overwhelming response from our wrestlers, we've decided to give them another month off. So, expect the newsletter to resume come July 1st.
A few things to note though...As was mentioned in the last update, Negronomicon is the only wrestler that was forced to perform as he still had to pay off his debt. Well, that turned out better than we could have possibly hoped. In his 30 day tour of Europe and Asia, Negronomicon had managed to accumulate enough in payments to almost pay off his entire debt that he owed me. A few wrestlers who happened to be over there during this time all agreed to fight that dirty rotten bastard. Over in Ireland, Finley was visiting family so up and down the countryside, Finley beat the crap out of N. In fact, in a few placed, N was put up against Little Bastard and was taken out (more than once) by the tadpole splash. Over in Germany, Booker T was wrestling and he took on extra matches to beat N up himself. The fun really came when, over in Japan, N had to take on his most evil nemesis since Donnie B....Scott Steiner. Steiner was not happy (when was he ever really) and he had no issue beating the snot out of N up and down the coastline. William Regal handed N beatings all around England. As of this writing, I believe N still owes Donnie B about 100K (he was down over 4M when the month began). Avenues all over the place were sold out. They even had to turn people away. After N made his way back to the states, Japan, Australia, and Mexico all clammored for a piece of the action. Donnie B was only too happy to oblige and sent N packing after a 2 day stay in the States.
Donnie B and Jeff Meyers also came to the conclusion (without Regal since he is over in England) that the federations would be shaken up some with a new draft. The only two who will not participate will be RVD and Randy Orton due to their trade before the hiatus began.
The last bit of information came to us from MW3. He wanted to let everyone know that since he retired Hogan, he was living up the good life. His first video came to us with him hanging out at the Playboy Mansion. Hugh Heffner (an avid Hogan-hater) invited MW3 to come hang out with the babes and rockstars. The next one showed MW3 showing his fans his new diamond studded mask. Next, he was hanging on the Dos Equis guy. The weird thing was that throughout all of these vignettes, MW3 was actually dissing his fans. Comments such as "I'm eating Beluga Caviar today...not that any of my fans knows what THAT is...." sprung up. The final one that actually resulted in getting boos from the fans was MW3 test driving a lamborghini. He basically insulted the fans with another comment "....like any of my fans have even see on that wasn't this size" (hold out hot wheels car and laughs). I've got a feeling he won't be the nice guy he was once he returns.
Lastly, this just in. Super Warrior was in an auto accident while on vacation. He then began touring talking about driving safety. He would speak on the dangers of not understanding the rules of the road and then would insult them stating "if only they could actually read." After his 5th appearance, he was asked not to come back since people only showed up to throw stuff at him. He even went so far as to push down a kid who got in his way when he was trying to leave...the jerk.
We look forward to getting back into the action when the newsletter resumes next month. Stay tuned.
A few things to note though...As was mentioned in the last update, Negronomicon is the only wrestler that was forced to perform as he still had to pay off his debt. Well, that turned out better than we could have possibly hoped. In his 30 day tour of Europe and Asia, Negronomicon had managed to accumulate enough in payments to almost pay off his entire debt that he owed me. A few wrestlers who happened to be over there during this time all agreed to fight that dirty rotten bastard. Over in Ireland, Finley was visiting family so up and down the countryside, Finley beat the crap out of N. In fact, in a few placed, N was put up against Little Bastard and was taken out (more than once) by the tadpole splash. Over in Germany, Booker T was wrestling and he took on extra matches to beat N up himself. The fun really came when, over in Japan, N had to take on his most evil nemesis since Donnie B....Scott Steiner. Steiner was not happy (when was he ever really) and he had no issue beating the snot out of N up and down the coastline. William Regal handed N beatings all around England. As of this writing, I believe N still owes Donnie B about 100K (he was down over 4M when the month began). Avenues all over the place were sold out. They even had to turn people away. After N made his way back to the states, Japan, Australia, and Mexico all clammored for a piece of the action. Donnie B was only too happy to oblige and sent N packing after a 2 day stay in the States.
Donnie B and Jeff Meyers also came to the conclusion (without Regal since he is over in England) that the federations would be shaken up some with a new draft. The only two who will not participate will be RVD and Randy Orton due to their trade before the hiatus began.
The last bit of information came to us from MW3. He wanted to let everyone know that since he retired Hogan, he was living up the good life. His first video came to us with him hanging out at the Playboy Mansion. Hugh Heffner (an avid Hogan-hater) invited MW3 to come hang out with the babes and rockstars. The next one showed MW3 showing his fans his new diamond studded mask. Next, he was hanging on the Dos Equis guy. The weird thing was that throughout all of these vignettes, MW3 was actually dissing his fans. Comments such as "I'm eating Beluga Caviar today...not that any of my fans knows what THAT is...." sprung up. The final one that actually resulted in getting boos from the fans was MW3 test driving a lamborghini. He basically insulted the fans with another comment "....like any of my fans have even see on that wasn't this size" (hold out hot wheels car and laughs). I've got a feeling he won't be the nice guy he was once he returns.
Lastly, this just in. Super Warrior was in an auto accident while on vacation. He then began touring talking about driving safety. He would speak on the dangers of not understanding the rules of the road and then would insult them stating "if only they could actually read." After his 5th appearance, he was asked not to come back since people only showed up to throw stuff at him. He even went so far as to push down a kid who got in his way when he was trying to leave...the jerk.
We look forward to getting back into the action when the newsletter resumes next month. Stay tuned.
Monday, May 3, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 5.2 – PPV Fallout
Hello fans. This is going to be a short newsletter as there isn’t much to cover as Donnie B and Jeff Meyers decided to give the rosters the entire month of May off. Donnie B was a little upset at losing the World title (but then again, he did hold the belt for 2 months) but ended up ridding the HWF of Randy Orton. It was announced that as the CSWA would get Orton, HWF would need someone in return. Regal drew a name at random and ended up choosing……Rob Van Dam. RVD was supposed to get world title shots but now he gets to start over in the HWF.
With the loss of the Kraken, Jeff Hardy loses his tag team title shot. All of the other teams move up in line.
Only one person doesn’t get time off…That’s right…The Negronomicon. N was informed by William Regal that he will continue to work and he will be doing tours over in Mexico, Canada, Japan and most of Europe. Word has it they are paying big bucks in Japan to see N get his ass handed to him. I think we may get updates but we won’t post anything until close to the end of the month.
Enjoy your time off as I’m sure we all will.
Thanks for tuning in.
With the loss of the Kraken, Jeff Hardy loses his tag team title shot. All of the other teams move up in line.
Only one person doesn’t get time off…That’s right…The Negronomicon. N was informed by William Regal that he will continue to work and he will be doing tours over in Mexico, Canada, Japan and most of Europe. Word has it they are paying big bucks in Japan to see N get his ass handed to him. I think we may get updates but we won’t post anything until close to the end of the month.
Enjoy your time off as I’m sure we all will.
Thanks for tuning in.
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 5.1 – Over the Edge PPV (from April 30)
Hello fans. From Chicago, IL, we are LIVE with our April PPV – Over The Edge.
William Regal came out first with the news that both the Hogan and Flair matches will be inside of a steel cage. This will prevent either man from trying to escape. A stipulation was added that if either MW3 or the Super Warrior lost, they would be out of a job. Regal went on to say that the Kraken put his career on the line against Rey Mysterio so if the Kraken loses, he will be out of a job. He also reminded us that John Cena would be wrestling on the card twice – once defending the TV title against HHH and then going after the US title held by Edge. Also wrestling twice would be AJ Styles. Styles is
Regal continued with more news. It was time for some house cleaning. He was tired of Jericho running his mouth so he put him in a match against Shelton Benjamin with the loser being let go. Also, Carlito issued a challenge to Mike Knox for his spot and their job would be on the line too.
Here is a recap of tonight’s matches:
Hogan vs. MW3 with Hogan’s career on the line.
Super Warrior vs. Ric Flair with Flair’s career on the line.
AJ Styles vs. Fit Finley for the X-Division title
Kurt Angle vs. AJ Styles for the NA title
Samoa Joe vs. Abyss for the IC title
Donnie B vs. The Undertaker for the HWF World title
Mr. Kennedy vs. Jeff Hardy for the Cruiserweight title
John Cena vs. HHH for the TV title.
Edge vs. John Cena for the US title (Cena agreed to wrestle twice)
Rey Mysterio vs. the Kraken for the World title
Samoa Joe will put the Undisputed Championship on the line against the winner of the World Champions.
RVD will take on Kane
Chris Jericho will take on Shelton Benjamin. Regal stated that whoever loses is out of a job.
Carlito vs. Mike Knox. The loser is out of a job.
The Big Show is up against Chris Daniels. If Daniels loses, he is out of a job.
Randy Orton vs Batista (if Orton loses, he will be traded to the CSWA.)
Matt Hardy & John Morrison vs CM Punk and Sting for the World tag team titles.
And now, on with the show!
Our first match of the night is AJ Styles defending the X-Division title against Fit Finley. This was quick as it only took the champ 3 minutes to get the win after Finley got counted out. AJ hit a flying bodypress from the top rope and took out Finley. Finley never recovered and was unable to make it back in.
AJ was pumped and called out Kurt Angle for his match. This one went slightly longer – 4 ½ minutes. The end came after a missed spot by AJ was turned into an Ankle lock and AJ had no choice but to tap out.
The next match is RVD vs. Kane. It was decided at the last minute that it would be for Kane’s spot in the world title hunt. This one went 14 minutes with the high flying RVD taking it to the big red monster. RVD hit a Van Daminator and Kane fell out of the ring. RVD then went to the top rope and hit a frog splash on Kane. RVD rolled back in just as the ref counted to 10. RVD moves up in the rankings and Kane moves down.
The first world title match was next with Rey Mysterio taking on the Kraken. Mysterio stared off strong with a hurricanrana. He then hit a dropkick but the Kraken locked in the figure four. Rey made it to the ropes. Mysterio hit some reverse chops and Kraken hit Rey with a chair. Rey battled back and hit the 6-1-9 but only got a 2 count. The Kraken tosses Rey out of the ring but he is back in at 3. Rey hit some reverse chops and the Kraken hit him with a chair again (while the ref was distracted). Rey hits more reverse chops, goes for a pin but Kraken kicks out at 2. Rey hits a hurricanrana and Kraken kicks him in the groin. Rey hits another hurricanrana but Kraken locks him in a sleeper hold. More chops from the champ and another groin shot by the challenger. The Kraken follows it up with a piledriver. Rey hits a flying bodypress but Kraken, guess what, kicks him in the groin again. And yet, another groin shot from the challenger. Now, the ref warns him. If he does it again, he will be disqualified. Rey hits a dropkick but the Kraken hits the Kraken Crush but Rey makes it to the ropes to avoid tapping out. The Kraken goes for another groin shot but Rey hits a hurricanrana instead, goes for the cover but only gets a 2 count. The Kraken hits another groin shot and the ref goes to call for the DQ but Rey asks him not to. Rey goes to the top rope, hits a flying bodypress and makes the cover for the 1….2….3. Rey retains the title and the Kraken is now out of work.
Next up was John Cena defending the TV title against HHH. HHH owned Cena for the entire match. The end came at the 14 minute mark when a fan jumped the ringside barrier wearing a DX shirt. Cena couldn’t understand why a kid was wearing a DX shirt (instead of one of his) and HHH rolled him up for the 1-2-3 and becomes the NEW TV CHAMPION.
Abyss came out next for his match against Samoa Joe for the IC title. Joe got on the mic and said that after he dispatched Abyss, he was issuing a challenge to the world champion and vowed to take that title too. Abyss didn’t care for being dismissed this way so he handed Joe the beating of a lifetime. I’ve never seen Abyss this pumped up before. The match went 18 minutes with both men hitting their signature moves and both kicked out of them numerous times. Finally, Abyss hit the champ with a boot that nearly took off Joe’s head. Joe appeared to be out. Abyss made the cover and the ref counted 1…2….3. Abyss wins the match and is the NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION.
Next was the next World title match with Donnie B taking on the Undertaker. You may remember in their last non-title match, Undertaker got Donnie B to tap to the Triangle choke in 3 minutes. He started off with the Triangle choke but Donnie B made it to the ropes. Undertaker then followed it up with a chokeslam. Undertaker then tossed the champ out of the ring and it appeared Donnie B hit his head on the steps. He wasn’t moving so Undertaker went out and tossed him back in at the 9 count. Donnie B connects somehow with an eye rake and Taker hits the tombstone piledriver. He makes the cover but DB gets his foot on the ropes after 1. Undertaker goes for a clothesline but DB gets out of the way. Donnie B goes to the ropes but Undertaker catches him, hits a tombstone piledriver and makes the cover but again, DB gets his foot on the ropes to break the count. DB hits Undertaker with a chair. Donnie B hits a superplex but before he can do anything, Taker locks in the triangle choke. DB makes it to the ropes. Donnie B hits the Lights out brainbuster but Taker rolls out of the ring to avoid the pin attempt. DB goes to the ropes and whatever he was going to do, nothing happened. DB hits a DDT and Taker hits a chokeslam. He then pulls off the strap and drags his thumb across his neck calling for the end. Donnie B looked totally freaked out. DB hits Taker with a chair and then gets tossed out of the ring. He tried to leave but Taker was there and got him back into the ring. Taker then choked DB until the ref made him break the hold. Undertaker called for a chokeslam and hit it. Just then, Randy Orton came out. DB tossed Taker to the outside and started to yell at Orton. Undertaker was back in by 4. DB hits a flying dropkick and Taker tried to choke him out again. DB hit a dropkick. He was going to go for a pin until Undertaker sat up. DB hit a Guerrero stomp and Taker hit a choke slam. Taker went back to choking the champ out. DB hits an eye rake to break the choke. DB hits a Guerrero stomp and out of nowhere, Taker grabs Donnie B and in the middle of the ring, locks in the Triangle choke. DB has nowhere to go so he taps out. Undertaker gets the win and is the NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. Donnie B immediately called for his rematch. Donnie B and the Undertaker went another 25 minutes and in a fluke move, DB hits a neckbreaker and gets the pin. DB regains the title. Now, the two will square off in a steel cage.
Undertaker starts off with a clothesline. He followed it up with a tombstone piledriver but the champ kicked out at 1. Undertaker then locks in the triangle choke. Donnie B submits. Undertaker starts to go over the top and as Donnie B tries to stop him, Undertaker chokeslams the champ from the top of the cage to the mat below. Undertaker goes over the top and to the floor below and becomes the official HWF World Heavyweight Champion.
Next came the “loser must retire” matches.
First was Chris Jericho against Shelton Benjamin. In one of the shortest matches of the night, Jericho gets the win after hitting a Lionsault at the 5 minute mark. Shelton left the ring saddened but got an ovation from the fans.
Next was Carlito taking on Mike Knox. In a 21 minute ass-whipping, Carlito gets the win. Knox is now out of work. Not sure how this happened but Carlito is now in line for belts on both brands. We will have to wait and see how this works out.
Following that came the Big Show vs. Chris Daniels. In what really was a fluke win, Daniels gets the win in 3 minutes with a double jump moonsault. He then got on the mic and told Regal that since he felt he wasn’t treated fairly, he was quitting. He said goodbye to the fans and left. Since he wasn’t forced out, he may have an option to return in the future.
Now, we had the match to determine the path of Orton’s future. He had his match against Batista. If Orton were to lose, he would be traded to the CSWA. If he won, he would become the #1 contender for any title (and as many titles as) he wanted. Before the match began, Jeff Meyers and William Regal came out to watch. About 5 minutes into the match, for no reason whatsoever, Batista got up and walked out of the match. He kept walking by Mr. Meyers and Regal and (to the best of our knowledge,) walked right out of the building. Orton cheered that he was now the number one contender but Regal stopped him there. “First of all, you didn’t win. Batista lost. Not sure what’s happening there but that will be addressed at a later time. For now, you need to get a pin or submission if you are to stay in the HWF. It so happens that one person in the back has agreed to wrestle again tonight to take you on. It is none other than Donnie B. Donnie B came out for his 4th match of the night but had a look of determination on his face. Orton started off with some rapid punches and Donnie B tossed him out of the ring. Regal got on the mic and said this would be a no-countout match. Orton is back in at 9. Orton hit the Orton stomp twice and Donnie B took him down with a lights out brainbuster but he was not able to make a pin. Orton battled back with some rapid punches and Donnie B gave him an eye rake. Orton choked DB in the corner and as soon as he let up, DB hit Orton with a DDT. Orton hit a suplex and Donnie B came back with a Lights out Brainbuster. He made the cover and with a bit of help from the ropes, got the 1.2.3. Randy Orton is now the property of the CSWA. He is Meyers problem now.
Mr. Kennedy was up next defending the Cruiserweight title against Jeff Hardy. In 5 ½ minutes, Jeff ended up getting counted out allowing Kennedy to retain the Cruiserweight title.
Edge was up next defending the US title against Cena. Cena is already 0-1 tonight. This was the shortest match of the night. Just under 60 seconds. Cena tossed Edge out of the ring but he was immediately back in, hit a DDT and got the cover, the win and is still the US Champion.
Our only tag bout of the night is Matt Hardy and John Morrison vs. Sting and CM Punk for the World tag team titles. The match went 24 minutes with both teams staying even for the entire match. The end came when Morrison was brawling with Punk and Hardy tossed Sting out of the ring. Sting appeared to have landed badly and ended up getting counted out. The champs lose the match but not the tag team titles.
Prior to his match later on, the Super Warrior cut a promo and had this to say:
Hear me Warriors! The time has come. The so-called Nature Boy is finally about to be PERMANENTLY retired from professional wrestling. You have had a good run Flair but it is time for Nature to take its course. Out with the old and in with the new as they say. It is survival of the fittest and as anyone can see, you are far from being fit. So I am going to save you further embarassment. But fear not, even though you claim to be the "Dirtiest Player In The Game", I am nothing of the sort. I will end your illustrious career honorably so that you can take your place among the legends of wrestling as will I one day. In the meantime, I will be more than happy to assume your role as the greatest wrestler of all time
Ric Flair did not take the time to respond. He made some noise as he walked by and that was all.
The final four matches of the night started off with CSWA World Champion Rey Mysterio taking on the NEW HWF World Champion the Undertaker. The time limit for this match was extended to 45 minutes and was a no dq/countout match. The Undertaker looked exhausted while Mysterio looked fresh. Undertaker started off strong but as time went on, he just ran out of steam. Mysterio kept up the pace and at the 14 minute mark, he hits an awesome dropkick off the ropes and pinned the Undertaker for the 1.2.3. Rey will go on to meet Samoa Joe for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
Our 3rd to last match had Hulk Hogan taking on MW3 inside of a steel cage. This was another short match. I don’t think Hogan really even cared. The match began with MW3 reversing a Hogan clothesline and hitting the MW3 driver. Hogan came back with a bearhug. Hogan then raked the back of MW3 but he turned around and did the Hogan point at him. He blocked two of Hogan’s punches and delivered the MW3 superkick. He went to the top of the cage and hit the B-52 kneedrop from the top of the cage. Hogan was out. MW3 then climbed over the top and dropped to the floor (all in 3 minutes) to end the career of Hulk Hogan.
Next was Super Warrior vs Ric Flair inside the cage. Flair, before getting in said that would not be him (referring to Hogan). Flair immediately hit SW with a foreign object busting him open. He went for a pin but SW kicked out. Flair then choked him out. SW locks in a cobra clutch but gets a foreign object to the face again. Flair goes for a pin but SW kicks out. Flair then grinds the face of SW into the cage blinding him. Flair locks in the figure four but when SW grabbed for the ropes to break the hold, Flair refused. He had him in the figure 4 for two solid minutes. SW had the ropes and Flair wouldn’t break the hold. SW somehow battled back and hit the Super Powerslam but couldn’t keep the 16x champion down. SW went for a super powerbomb which was reversed by Flair. He then attempted a super powerslam but that was nullified. SW then spotted Flair’s brass knuckles and nailed him with them. Flair is now busted open. SW went for a pin but Ric kicked out at 2. All of a sudden, a masked wrestler came down and threw a chain in to Flair. He nailed SW with it. As the masked guy left, he posed for the crowd and the posing looked very familiar to one originally done by “A Real American”. SW, full of intestinal fortitude, kicked out. Flair was livid. He did a unique figure four around the ropes and ring post and I swear it looked like he almost broke SW’s leg. Regal then came out and stated that SW’s career was not on the line. If Flair were to somehow win this match, SW would get a second chance. Flair relished in his beatdown of SW. He then went to the top of the cage and hit the B-52 kneedrop to an almost unconscious SW. Flair made the cover and got the 1.2.3. He then went for the door and made it through. Ric Flair gets the win and SW will get another shot at him. Flair went back in and locked in the figure four again. By this point, SW had passed out from the pain (he never gave up). SW had to be stretchered out.
The final match of the night is Samoa Joe defending the Undisputed Championship against Rey Mysterio. Joe began his smack talk and somehow convinced Mysterio to also put the CSWA World title on the line. This match also took place in the steel cage. In 12 minutes, Joe connected with a big boot but Rey hit a Hurricanrana and the Undisputed Champ went down. Rey then hit a swanton bomb from the top of the cage onto Joe. He covered him, got the 1.2.3 and then went for the door. Somehow Joe stopped him and got a kick to the face which was followed up by a 6-1-9. The cage door was opened again and Rey dove out the door to the floor below making him the NEW UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
That’s all. Good night everyone.
William Regal came out first with the news that both the Hogan and Flair matches will be inside of a steel cage. This will prevent either man from trying to escape. A stipulation was added that if either MW3 or the Super Warrior lost, they would be out of a job. Regal went on to say that the Kraken put his career on the line against Rey Mysterio so if the Kraken loses, he will be out of a job. He also reminded us that John Cena would be wrestling on the card twice – once defending the TV title against HHH and then going after the US title held by Edge. Also wrestling twice would be AJ Styles. Styles is
Regal continued with more news. It was time for some house cleaning. He was tired of Jericho running his mouth so he put him in a match against Shelton Benjamin with the loser being let go. Also, Carlito issued a challenge to Mike Knox for his spot and their job would be on the line too.
Here is a recap of tonight’s matches:
Hogan vs. MW3 with Hogan’s career on the line.
Super Warrior vs. Ric Flair with Flair’s career on the line.
AJ Styles vs. Fit Finley for the X-Division title
Kurt Angle vs. AJ Styles for the NA title
Samoa Joe vs. Abyss for the IC title
Donnie B vs. The Undertaker for the HWF World title
Mr. Kennedy vs. Jeff Hardy for the Cruiserweight title
John Cena vs. HHH for the TV title.
Edge vs. John Cena for the US title (Cena agreed to wrestle twice)
Rey Mysterio vs. the Kraken for the World title
Samoa Joe will put the Undisputed Championship on the line against the winner of the World Champions.
RVD will take on Kane
Chris Jericho will take on Shelton Benjamin. Regal stated that whoever loses is out of a job.
Carlito vs. Mike Knox. The loser is out of a job.
The Big Show is up against Chris Daniels. If Daniels loses, he is out of a job.
Randy Orton vs Batista (if Orton loses, he will be traded to the CSWA.)
Matt Hardy & John Morrison vs CM Punk and Sting for the World tag team titles.
And now, on with the show!
Our first match of the night is AJ Styles defending the X-Division title against Fit Finley. This was quick as it only took the champ 3 minutes to get the win after Finley got counted out. AJ hit a flying bodypress from the top rope and took out Finley. Finley never recovered and was unable to make it back in.
AJ was pumped and called out Kurt Angle for his match. This one went slightly longer – 4 ½ minutes. The end came after a missed spot by AJ was turned into an Ankle lock and AJ had no choice but to tap out.
The next match is RVD vs. Kane. It was decided at the last minute that it would be for Kane’s spot in the world title hunt. This one went 14 minutes with the high flying RVD taking it to the big red monster. RVD hit a Van Daminator and Kane fell out of the ring. RVD then went to the top rope and hit a frog splash on Kane. RVD rolled back in just as the ref counted to 10. RVD moves up in the rankings and Kane moves down.
The first world title match was next with Rey Mysterio taking on the Kraken. Mysterio stared off strong with a hurricanrana. He then hit a dropkick but the Kraken locked in the figure four. Rey made it to the ropes. Mysterio hit some reverse chops and Kraken hit Rey with a chair. Rey battled back and hit the 6-1-9 but only got a 2 count. The Kraken tosses Rey out of the ring but he is back in at 3. Rey hit some reverse chops and the Kraken hit him with a chair again (while the ref was distracted). Rey hits more reverse chops, goes for a pin but Kraken kicks out at 2. Rey hits a hurricanrana and Kraken kicks him in the groin. Rey hits another hurricanrana but Kraken locks him in a sleeper hold. More chops from the champ and another groin shot by the challenger. The Kraken follows it up with a piledriver. Rey hits a flying bodypress but Kraken, guess what, kicks him in the groin again. And yet, another groin shot from the challenger. Now, the ref warns him. If he does it again, he will be disqualified. Rey hits a dropkick but the Kraken hits the Kraken Crush but Rey makes it to the ropes to avoid tapping out. The Kraken goes for another groin shot but Rey hits a hurricanrana instead, goes for the cover but only gets a 2 count. The Kraken hits another groin shot and the ref goes to call for the DQ but Rey asks him not to. Rey goes to the top rope, hits a flying bodypress and makes the cover for the 1….2….3. Rey retains the title and the Kraken is now out of work.
Next up was John Cena defending the TV title against HHH. HHH owned Cena for the entire match. The end came at the 14 minute mark when a fan jumped the ringside barrier wearing a DX shirt. Cena couldn’t understand why a kid was wearing a DX shirt (instead of one of his) and HHH rolled him up for the 1-2-3 and becomes the NEW TV CHAMPION.
Abyss came out next for his match against Samoa Joe for the IC title. Joe got on the mic and said that after he dispatched Abyss, he was issuing a challenge to the world champion and vowed to take that title too. Abyss didn’t care for being dismissed this way so he handed Joe the beating of a lifetime. I’ve never seen Abyss this pumped up before. The match went 18 minutes with both men hitting their signature moves and both kicked out of them numerous times. Finally, Abyss hit the champ with a boot that nearly took off Joe’s head. Joe appeared to be out. Abyss made the cover and the ref counted 1…2….3. Abyss wins the match and is the NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION.
Next was the next World title match with Donnie B taking on the Undertaker. You may remember in their last non-title match, Undertaker got Donnie B to tap to the Triangle choke in 3 minutes. He started off with the Triangle choke but Donnie B made it to the ropes. Undertaker then followed it up with a chokeslam. Undertaker then tossed the champ out of the ring and it appeared Donnie B hit his head on the steps. He wasn’t moving so Undertaker went out and tossed him back in at the 9 count. Donnie B connects somehow with an eye rake and Taker hits the tombstone piledriver. He makes the cover but DB gets his foot on the ropes after 1. Undertaker goes for a clothesline but DB gets out of the way. Donnie B goes to the ropes but Undertaker catches him, hits a tombstone piledriver and makes the cover but again, DB gets his foot on the ropes to break the count. DB hits Undertaker with a chair. Donnie B hits a superplex but before he can do anything, Taker locks in the triangle choke. DB makes it to the ropes. Donnie B hits the Lights out brainbuster but Taker rolls out of the ring to avoid the pin attempt. DB goes to the ropes and whatever he was going to do, nothing happened. DB hits a DDT and Taker hits a chokeslam. He then pulls off the strap and drags his thumb across his neck calling for the end. Donnie B looked totally freaked out. DB hits Taker with a chair and then gets tossed out of the ring. He tried to leave but Taker was there and got him back into the ring. Taker then choked DB until the ref made him break the hold. Undertaker called for a chokeslam and hit it. Just then, Randy Orton came out. DB tossed Taker to the outside and started to yell at Orton. Undertaker was back in by 4. DB hits a flying dropkick and Taker tried to choke him out again. DB hit a dropkick. He was going to go for a pin until Undertaker sat up. DB hit a Guerrero stomp and Taker hit a choke slam. Taker went back to choking the champ out. DB hits an eye rake to break the choke. DB hits a Guerrero stomp and out of nowhere, Taker grabs Donnie B and in the middle of the ring, locks in the Triangle choke. DB has nowhere to go so he taps out. Undertaker gets the win and is the NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. Donnie B immediately called for his rematch. Donnie B and the Undertaker went another 25 minutes and in a fluke move, DB hits a neckbreaker and gets the pin. DB regains the title. Now, the two will square off in a steel cage.
Undertaker starts off with a clothesline. He followed it up with a tombstone piledriver but the champ kicked out at 1. Undertaker then locks in the triangle choke. Donnie B submits. Undertaker starts to go over the top and as Donnie B tries to stop him, Undertaker chokeslams the champ from the top of the cage to the mat below. Undertaker goes over the top and to the floor below and becomes the official HWF World Heavyweight Champion.
Next came the “loser must retire” matches.
First was Chris Jericho against Shelton Benjamin. In one of the shortest matches of the night, Jericho gets the win after hitting a Lionsault at the 5 minute mark. Shelton left the ring saddened but got an ovation from the fans.
Next was Carlito taking on Mike Knox. In a 21 minute ass-whipping, Carlito gets the win. Knox is now out of work. Not sure how this happened but Carlito is now in line for belts on both brands. We will have to wait and see how this works out.
Following that came the Big Show vs. Chris Daniels. In what really was a fluke win, Daniels gets the win in 3 minutes with a double jump moonsault. He then got on the mic and told Regal that since he felt he wasn’t treated fairly, he was quitting. He said goodbye to the fans and left. Since he wasn’t forced out, he may have an option to return in the future.
Now, we had the match to determine the path of Orton’s future. He had his match against Batista. If Orton were to lose, he would be traded to the CSWA. If he won, he would become the #1 contender for any title (and as many titles as) he wanted. Before the match began, Jeff Meyers and William Regal came out to watch. About 5 minutes into the match, for no reason whatsoever, Batista got up and walked out of the match. He kept walking by Mr. Meyers and Regal and (to the best of our knowledge,) walked right out of the building. Orton cheered that he was now the number one contender but Regal stopped him there. “First of all, you didn’t win. Batista lost. Not sure what’s happening there but that will be addressed at a later time. For now, you need to get a pin or submission if you are to stay in the HWF. It so happens that one person in the back has agreed to wrestle again tonight to take you on. It is none other than Donnie B. Donnie B came out for his 4th match of the night but had a look of determination on his face. Orton started off with some rapid punches and Donnie B tossed him out of the ring. Regal got on the mic and said this would be a no-countout match. Orton is back in at 9. Orton hit the Orton stomp twice and Donnie B took him down with a lights out brainbuster but he was not able to make a pin. Orton battled back with some rapid punches and Donnie B gave him an eye rake. Orton choked DB in the corner and as soon as he let up, DB hit Orton with a DDT. Orton hit a suplex and Donnie B came back with a Lights out Brainbuster. He made the cover and with a bit of help from the ropes, got the 1.2.3. Randy Orton is now the property of the CSWA. He is Meyers problem now.
Mr. Kennedy was up next defending the Cruiserweight title against Jeff Hardy. In 5 ½ minutes, Jeff ended up getting counted out allowing Kennedy to retain the Cruiserweight title.
Edge was up next defending the US title against Cena. Cena is already 0-1 tonight. This was the shortest match of the night. Just under 60 seconds. Cena tossed Edge out of the ring but he was immediately back in, hit a DDT and got the cover, the win and is still the US Champion.
Our only tag bout of the night is Matt Hardy and John Morrison vs. Sting and CM Punk for the World tag team titles. The match went 24 minutes with both teams staying even for the entire match. The end came when Morrison was brawling with Punk and Hardy tossed Sting out of the ring. Sting appeared to have landed badly and ended up getting counted out. The champs lose the match but not the tag team titles.
Prior to his match later on, the Super Warrior cut a promo and had this to say:
Hear me Warriors! The time has come. The so-called Nature Boy is finally about to be PERMANENTLY retired from professional wrestling. You have had a good run Flair but it is time for Nature to take its course. Out with the old and in with the new as they say. It is survival of the fittest and as anyone can see, you are far from being fit. So I am going to save you further embarassment. But fear not, even though you claim to be the "Dirtiest Player In The Game", I am nothing of the sort. I will end your illustrious career honorably so that you can take your place among the legends of wrestling as will I one day. In the meantime, I will be more than happy to assume your role as the greatest wrestler of all time
Ric Flair did not take the time to respond. He made some noise as he walked by and that was all.
The final four matches of the night started off with CSWA World Champion Rey Mysterio taking on the NEW HWF World Champion the Undertaker. The time limit for this match was extended to 45 minutes and was a no dq/countout match. The Undertaker looked exhausted while Mysterio looked fresh. Undertaker started off strong but as time went on, he just ran out of steam. Mysterio kept up the pace and at the 14 minute mark, he hits an awesome dropkick off the ropes and pinned the Undertaker for the 1.2.3. Rey will go on to meet Samoa Joe for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
Our 3rd to last match had Hulk Hogan taking on MW3 inside of a steel cage. This was another short match. I don’t think Hogan really even cared. The match began with MW3 reversing a Hogan clothesline and hitting the MW3 driver. Hogan came back with a bearhug. Hogan then raked the back of MW3 but he turned around and did the Hogan point at him. He blocked two of Hogan’s punches and delivered the MW3 superkick. He went to the top of the cage and hit the B-52 kneedrop from the top of the cage. Hogan was out. MW3 then climbed over the top and dropped to the floor (all in 3 minutes) to end the career of Hulk Hogan.
Next was Super Warrior vs Ric Flair inside the cage. Flair, before getting in said that would not be him (referring to Hogan). Flair immediately hit SW with a foreign object busting him open. He went for a pin but SW kicked out. Flair then choked him out. SW locks in a cobra clutch but gets a foreign object to the face again. Flair goes for a pin but SW kicks out. Flair then grinds the face of SW into the cage blinding him. Flair locks in the figure four but when SW grabbed for the ropes to break the hold, Flair refused. He had him in the figure 4 for two solid minutes. SW had the ropes and Flair wouldn’t break the hold. SW somehow battled back and hit the Super Powerslam but couldn’t keep the 16x champion down. SW went for a super powerbomb which was reversed by Flair. He then attempted a super powerslam but that was nullified. SW then spotted Flair’s brass knuckles and nailed him with them. Flair is now busted open. SW went for a pin but Ric kicked out at 2. All of a sudden, a masked wrestler came down and threw a chain in to Flair. He nailed SW with it. As the masked guy left, he posed for the crowd and the posing looked very familiar to one originally done by “A Real American”. SW, full of intestinal fortitude, kicked out. Flair was livid. He did a unique figure four around the ropes and ring post and I swear it looked like he almost broke SW’s leg. Regal then came out and stated that SW’s career was not on the line. If Flair were to somehow win this match, SW would get a second chance. Flair relished in his beatdown of SW. He then went to the top of the cage and hit the B-52 kneedrop to an almost unconscious SW. Flair made the cover and got the 1.2.3. He then went for the door and made it through. Ric Flair gets the win and SW will get another shot at him. Flair went back in and locked in the figure four again. By this point, SW had passed out from the pain (he never gave up). SW had to be stretchered out.
The final match of the night is Samoa Joe defending the Undisputed Championship against Rey Mysterio. Joe began his smack talk and somehow convinced Mysterio to also put the CSWA World title on the line. This match also took place in the steel cage. In 12 minutes, Joe connected with a big boot but Rey hit a Hurricanrana and the Undisputed Champ went down. Rey then hit a swanton bomb from the top of the cage onto Joe. He covered him, got the 1.2.3 and then went for the door. Somehow Joe stopped him and got a kick to the face which was followed up by a 6-1-9. The cage door was opened again and Rey dove out the door to the floor below making him the NEW UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
That’s all. Good night everyone.
Monday, April 19, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 4.5 – Last minute update
Donnie B was in the ring talking about his accolades and touched on a subject that was near and dear to everyone’s heart. “I have done something that I never expected to happen. I became the HWF World Heavyweight Champion. I didn’t do it by hook or crook as the Negronomicon did. I went out and beat the best in the world – Christian. I never expected to retain the title but as fate ran its course, I went a whole month without losing the title. I joked around that I now had as long of a title reign as Rugged Ronnie Garvin. I went on to beat Christian at Wrestlemania and retain my title. Now, I had one more win than Garvin. I also went up against probably the greatest wrestler to hold the CSWA World title – Booker T. I defeated him too (at least that’s what the record books show). Of course, I did not win against Samoa Joe but then again, he is the Undisputed Champion. Next, I took on probably one of the best up and comers in the business – AJ Styles. I walked away from that one too with the title in tact. Now, I have 2 wins…2 more that Ronnie. Now, it’s about being serious. How can someone like Ronnie Garvin claim to be this great champion (he did beat Ric Flair though) but then, 30 days later, after a nice vacation, he lost that belt back to Flair. He didn’t even have one successful defense. How can he claim this? I, a lowly wrestler, have 2 defenses and he had none. So, with all this in mind, I want to call out Ronnie. I know you’re in the back visiting so I’m asking you to come down now.”
After about 30 seconds, Ronnie Garvin made his way down to ringside. He looked about the same as he did in the 80’s…flat top haircut and looks like his neck disappeared. Donnie B gave him a second mic. “Ronnie, you heard me talking about you for the past few weeks, first joking and then becoming serious. I want to know how you think you can call yourself a real champion when you never had a successful title defense.” Ronnie started up “First of all, I beat one of the greatest wrestlers to ever lace up a pair of boots – Ric Flair. After I delivered the ass-beating to him, he was just no match for the ‘Hands of Stone’ and he lost. Yes, I was sent on ‘vacation’ as you call it but I was training and working out so when I came back, I’d hand Flair another beatdown.” Donnie B interrupted “But we see how all that went for you. You immediately lost the title. You said you were the best and you failed in that claim.” “I beat Flair! You beat two guys that together have less experience than the Nature Boy did.” “Ronnie,” DB continued “I’m not discounting the fact that you were a world champion. I’m discounting the fact that even as you claimed it, you were NOT a defending World Champion.” “I BEAT FLAIR” Garvin threw out there, yet again. “I tell you what. I want to challenge you to a match. But the only thing I want to come from this is that if you LOSE – notice I said IF and not WHEN – I’m not saying I can even beat you – I want you to acknowledge that you were a world champion but not a defending champion. That’s all. We can do this at the PPV if you’d like.” Garvin replied “I don’t owe you anything. I don’t owe anyone anything. So no, I won’t wrestle you at your PPV. What I will do is, I believe you have a show coming up in North Carolina, my home town. You want a fight, it will be there, in front of all my fans. But you will have to do something in order for this to happen.” Donnie B added “First of all, I’m not going to dress up like your alter-ego ‘Miss Atlanta Lively’. I’m not going that route. All I want is a simple statement.” “Fine. If I defeat you, you will never say another derogatory thing about me – EVER. Hell, you even have to become a fan of mine and ACKNOWLEDGE it in front of the World – say at your PPV. I’ll do what you ask if you do what I ask. What do you say?” “I agree. But know this, you will have to have a warm up match – against a man who, to a point, worships you. You will have to fight the Negronomicon. But there is a catch, Negronomicon, you can’t just lay down. You must put up a fight. In fact, to make it worth your while, I will let you out of the remainder of your agreement IF you win by pinfall or submission. No more payback, no more forced jobs. Second, just to make sure this all stays fair, 2 more of your (Garvin) fans will be required to be at ringside – MW3 and the Super Warrior. Guys, guess what? No backstabbing here. No siding with your ‘hero’. If either one of you cause disruption in the match, you lose your careers. Simple as that.”
About a week later, the Negronomicon had his match with Ronnie Garvin. Here we thought that the Negronomicon was going to do another job but we were so wrong. As soon as the bell rang, N tossed Garvin out of the ring. He didn’t even pay attention as he was yelling at the fans. Garvin went and got himself counted out. By the time N knew what was going on, it was too late. He won the match but since it was not by pin or submission, he’s still locked into the terms of his contract. His hopes bashed, he left the ring with a mixture of anger and disappointment.
Garvin then called down Donnie B for their match. Donnie B got to the ring and then called out MW3 and the Super Warrior just to keep things ‘fair’.
The bell rang and Donnie B’s match with Rugged Ronnie Garvin began. Donnie B started off by tossing Garvin out of the ring but RG was back in at 6. DB followed it up with a Guerrero stomp. DB then hits Garvin with a chair but Garvin turns around and delivers the Hands of Stone. DB rolled out of the ring but was back in with time to spare. DB connects with a flying dropkick and RG hits a forearm to the chest. Donnie B connects with a DDT and goes for the cover but Garvin kicks out at 2. DB hits another DDT but Garvin locks in a nasty headlock. An eyerake from DB is met with another headlock. Garvin then hits a backdrop. DB with a dropkick and Garvin with the headlock. DB hits a dropkick and goes for the pin but Garvin kicks out at 1. DB hits the Guerrero stomp (he is mimicking the Garvin stomp now) and goes for a pin but only gets a 2 count. DB hits another dropkick, goes for the pin but Garvin reaches the ropes at 1. Garvin hits a hip toss, DB hits a neckbreaker, goes for the pin but only a 2 count. Garvin battles back with an Eagle Split. DB hits a eye rake, Garvin locks in a Boston Crab but DB makes it to the ropes. Garvin hits another back drop to add more pain to DB’s back. Garvin picks up Donnie B and goes for the Hands of Stone but Donnie B ducks it, nails a DDT right in the middle of the ring and the ref counts 1….2……3. Donnie B is the winner of the match. MW3 and Super Warrior remained at ringside but were never needed. Donnie B got a mic and told Garvin what he needed to do. Garvin took the mic. “As per the agreement I made with Donnie B, since I lost, I get to acknowledge that I was a World Champion BUT not a defending one. There, are you happy?” Donnie B went up to him and tried to shake his hand but Garvin lashed out with a Hands of Stone shot that put the HWF World Champion to bed. MW3 and the Super Warrior looked on in amazement but didn’t do anything. Garvin looked at them and gave them a smile and a wave. I think this made the year of both MW3 and the Super Warrior.
The PPV results will be the next post.
After about 30 seconds, Ronnie Garvin made his way down to ringside. He looked about the same as he did in the 80’s…flat top haircut and looks like his neck disappeared. Donnie B gave him a second mic. “Ronnie, you heard me talking about you for the past few weeks, first joking and then becoming serious. I want to know how you think you can call yourself a real champion when you never had a successful title defense.” Ronnie started up “First of all, I beat one of the greatest wrestlers to ever lace up a pair of boots – Ric Flair. After I delivered the ass-beating to him, he was just no match for the ‘Hands of Stone’ and he lost. Yes, I was sent on ‘vacation’ as you call it but I was training and working out so when I came back, I’d hand Flair another beatdown.” Donnie B interrupted “But we see how all that went for you. You immediately lost the title. You said you were the best and you failed in that claim.” “I beat Flair! You beat two guys that together have less experience than the Nature Boy did.” “Ronnie,” DB continued “I’m not discounting the fact that you were a world champion. I’m discounting the fact that even as you claimed it, you were NOT a defending World Champion.” “I BEAT FLAIR” Garvin threw out there, yet again. “I tell you what. I want to challenge you to a match. But the only thing I want to come from this is that if you LOSE – notice I said IF and not WHEN – I’m not saying I can even beat you – I want you to acknowledge that you were a world champion but not a defending champion. That’s all. We can do this at the PPV if you’d like.” Garvin replied “I don’t owe you anything. I don’t owe anyone anything. So no, I won’t wrestle you at your PPV. What I will do is, I believe you have a show coming up in North Carolina, my home town. You want a fight, it will be there, in front of all my fans. But you will have to do something in order for this to happen.” Donnie B added “First of all, I’m not going to dress up like your alter-ego ‘Miss Atlanta Lively’. I’m not going that route. All I want is a simple statement.” “Fine. If I defeat you, you will never say another derogatory thing about me – EVER. Hell, you even have to become a fan of mine and ACKNOWLEDGE it in front of the World – say at your PPV. I’ll do what you ask if you do what I ask. What do you say?” “I agree. But know this, you will have to have a warm up match – against a man who, to a point, worships you. You will have to fight the Negronomicon. But there is a catch, Negronomicon, you can’t just lay down. You must put up a fight. In fact, to make it worth your while, I will let you out of the remainder of your agreement IF you win by pinfall or submission. No more payback, no more forced jobs. Second, just to make sure this all stays fair, 2 more of your (Garvin) fans will be required to be at ringside – MW3 and the Super Warrior. Guys, guess what? No backstabbing here. No siding with your ‘hero’. If either one of you cause disruption in the match, you lose your careers. Simple as that.”
About a week later, the Negronomicon had his match with Ronnie Garvin. Here we thought that the Negronomicon was going to do another job but we were so wrong. As soon as the bell rang, N tossed Garvin out of the ring. He didn’t even pay attention as he was yelling at the fans. Garvin went and got himself counted out. By the time N knew what was going on, it was too late. He won the match but since it was not by pin or submission, he’s still locked into the terms of his contract. His hopes bashed, he left the ring with a mixture of anger and disappointment.
Garvin then called down Donnie B for their match. Donnie B got to the ring and then called out MW3 and the Super Warrior just to keep things ‘fair’.
The bell rang and Donnie B’s match with Rugged Ronnie Garvin began. Donnie B started off by tossing Garvin out of the ring but RG was back in at 6. DB followed it up with a Guerrero stomp. DB then hits Garvin with a chair but Garvin turns around and delivers the Hands of Stone. DB rolled out of the ring but was back in with time to spare. DB connects with a flying dropkick and RG hits a forearm to the chest. Donnie B connects with a DDT and goes for the cover but Garvin kicks out at 2. DB hits another DDT but Garvin locks in a nasty headlock. An eyerake from DB is met with another headlock. Garvin then hits a backdrop. DB with a dropkick and Garvin with the headlock. DB hits a dropkick and goes for the pin but Garvin kicks out at 1. DB hits the Guerrero stomp (he is mimicking the Garvin stomp now) and goes for a pin but only gets a 2 count. DB hits another dropkick, goes for the pin but Garvin reaches the ropes at 1. Garvin hits a hip toss, DB hits a neckbreaker, goes for the pin but only a 2 count. Garvin battles back with an Eagle Split. DB hits a eye rake, Garvin locks in a Boston Crab but DB makes it to the ropes. Garvin hits another back drop to add more pain to DB’s back. Garvin picks up Donnie B and goes for the Hands of Stone but Donnie B ducks it, nails a DDT right in the middle of the ring and the ref counts 1….2……3. Donnie B is the winner of the match. MW3 and Super Warrior remained at ringside but were never needed. Donnie B got a mic and told Garvin what he needed to do. Garvin took the mic. “As per the agreement I made with Donnie B, since I lost, I get to acknowledge that I was a World Champion BUT not a defending one. There, are you happy?” Donnie B went up to him and tried to shake his hand but Garvin lashed out with a Hands of Stone shot that put the HWF World Champion to bed. MW3 and the Super Warrior looked on in amazement but didn’t do anything. Garvin looked at them and gave them a smile and a wave. I think this made the year of both MW3 and the Super Warrior.
The PPV results will be the next post.
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 4.4
Hello fans. As we build up for the “Over the Edge” PPV, we had some matches take place to see if anyone would be moving up or down in the rankings.
First, over in the CSWA (note, these events took place over different days):
The first match was MW3 challenging John Cena for his spot for the US title. MW3 put up a good fight and took the champ 19 minutes in a good ol-fashioned brawl, but in the end was no match for the 5 knuckle shuffle and the 3 count. John Cena retains his spot.
Next, John Morrison challenged Mr. Kennedy for his shot at the TV title. This one was really short. Morrison held his own until, at the 3 minute mark, got tossed out of the ring. Kennedy followed him out and ran his head into a ringpost. Kennedy rolled back in and beat the 10 count and retained his spot. I would not be surprised to see Morrison want some revenge.
Matt Hardy was next to challenge the Super Warrior for his spot in line for the US title. This was another short match that saw the Super Warrior retain his spot after Matt Hardy got counted out (after Jeff Hardy caused a distraction).
The Kraken challenged Jeff Hardy for his title spot. Jeff Hardy retained his spot after connecting with a swanton bomb and getting the 1-2-3.
HHH challenges Shelton Benjamin for his tv title spot. This was probably the most lopsided match. Benjamin didn’t want to fight but was told by William Regal that he must accept the challenge. Benjamin then asked that if the sledgehammer came into play in this match that HHH would be disqualified and not get the spot. Regal agreed. HHH didn’t care for this stipulation so he purposefully pulled the sledgehammer out early. He went to hit Shelton with it but Shelton reversed it and hit a shoulder to the gut. HHH then hit Shelton with the sledgehammer after Shelton hit a T-Bone Suplex. The ref didn’t see it but Shelton kicked out. HHH hit a kneedrop and spit water in Shelton’s face. HHH then tossed Shelton out of the ring and hit him with the sledgehammer again. HHH rolled back in and Shelton got counted out. As soon as the bell rang, Regal appeared on the screen and told HHH that if he used the sledgehammer, he would be DQ’d. Regal told the ref to announce Shelton as the winner of the match via DQ. Shelton retains his spot. HHH was pissed.
RVD challenges Jeff Jarrett for his world title shot. This was another long match that saw Jarrett own the challenger. At the 19 minute mark, somehow RVD hit a Van Daminator and basically fell on Jarrett. The ref made the count and RVD got the win and the title shot.
Chris Jericho challenges MVP for his US title spot. MVP was on fire and took it to Jericho. At the 5 minute mark though, Randy Orton appeared at the top of the ramp. Confused, Jericho missed a spot and MVP took advantage hitting a Ballin’ Elbow smash and got the win. He retains his spot.
MW3 challenges Mike Knox for his shot for the TV title. Knox retains his spot after landing a nasty elbow drop on the sternum of MW3.
MW3 then issued a challenge to the Cruiserweight Champion Mr. Kennedy for his spot at the TV title. In 24 minutes, MW3 gets the win with a dragonscrew. MW3 takes over Kennedy’s spot. Immediately, HHH came out and challenged MW3. HHH gets the win in 19 minutes.
Kane challenges Ted Dibiasi for his world title spot. In a short match, Kane moves up the rankings after hitting a clothesline from the top rope.
Over in the HWF (again, these matches took place over different days):
Samoa Joe challenges Undertaker for his world title shot. This was a rematch that saw Undertaker demand that if he retains his spot against Joe that he gets a rematch for the IC title. Joe agreed. The Undertaker owned Joe and got a merciful win after hitting the Last Ride. Undertaker gets a shot somewhere down the line at the IC title.
CM Punk challenges Ric Flair for his NA title shot. Punk owned Flair. Ric had no idea what he’d gotten himself into. The end came when Super Warrior came down and distracted Flair. Flair was irate that someone would interfere in his match. This gave Punk time to lock in the Anaconda Vice and got Flair to tap out. CM Punk gets Flair’s title shot. After the match, Super Warrior got in the ring and nailed Flair with 2 Super Powerbombs.
Batista challenges Devon Dudley for his NA title shot. This was by far the shortest match that saw, in 2 minutes, Devon get counted out giving the title shot to the Animal.
Carlito challenges Santino for his IC title spot. Carlito was whipping Santino’s ass but Santino got lucky when Carlito didn’t make it back in the ring before a 10 count. Santino retains his spot.
Fit Finley challenges Stevie Richards for his x-division title spot. If Richards loses, he is gone. This one went the full 30 minutes. Richards had gotten knocked out by the shillelagh. The ref counted to 10 just as the bell rang so there was some confusion as to if the match was a draw or if Finley got the win. Regal came out and said they would have a second match and since Richards had so much riding on this, it was turned into a steel cage match.
Richards really tried but was just no match for Finley. Finley locked in the celtic cross at the 2 minute mark and Stevie tapped. He did, however manage to stop Finley from leaving the ring. He took 8 minutes to try to pin the crazy Finley but not even the Stevie kick helped. At the 10 minute mark, Finley made it out of the ring and got the win AND ended the career of Stevie Richards. Everyone moves up and there are 2 vacancies for the X-division title now.
AJ challenges Cody Rhodes for his NA title spot. This was the shortest match of the night. Cody got counted out just after 30 seconds. AJ takes over his spot. CM Punk comes out and challenges AJ for his spot. AJ defeats Punk with a spin kick at the 15 minute mark.
Kurt Angle challenges the Big Show for his World title spot. Kurt moves up after Big Show got counted out.
Bubba challenges Chris Masters for his IC spot. Masters’ retains his spot after a beautiful belly to back suplex in the middle of the ring.
Jeff Hardy & the Kraken challenge Matt Hardy and John Morrison for their spot. Morrison gets the pin over the Kraken in 28 minutes. They retain their spot.
Randy Orton challenges Sting for the IC title shot. If Randy loses or is co/dq, he will not be eligible to try for a title again until May. Randy loses via countout in 11 ½ minutes. He then grabs a mic and demands to be traded to the CSWA. William Regal ponders it and then states that after the PPV, Orton may have a new home…but he must first defeat someone (TBD) in order to get his wish. That match will happen at the ppv.
The final match was the Undertaker vs. Donnie B in a non-title match up. In 3 short minutes, Donnie B taps out to the triangle choke.
Regal came out and made another match for the PPV: Donnie B vs the Undertaker for the World Title. Undertaker was going to be taking on Ric Flair with Flair’s career in the balance but due to their ongoing feud, Flair will be going up against the Super Warrior.
The PPV should be up next so stay tuned.
First, over in the CSWA (note, these events took place over different days):
The first match was MW3 challenging John Cena for his spot for the US title. MW3 put up a good fight and took the champ 19 minutes in a good ol-fashioned brawl, but in the end was no match for the 5 knuckle shuffle and the 3 count. John Cena retains his spot.
Next, John Morrison challenged Mr. Kennedy for his shot at the TV title. This one was really short. Morrison held his own until, at the 3 minute mark, got tossed out of the ring. Kennedy followed him out and ran his head into a ringpost. Kennedy rolled back in and beat the 10 count and retained his spot. I would not be surprised to see Morrison want some revenge.
Matt Hardy was next to challenge the Super Warrior for his spot in line for the US title. This was another short match that saw the Super Warrior retain his spot after Matt Hardy got counted out (after Jeff Hardy caused a distraction).
The Kraken challenged Jeff Hardy for his title spot. Jeff Hardy retained his spot after connecting with a swanton bomb and getting the 1-2-3.
HHH challenges Shelton Benjamin for his tv title spot. This was probably the most lopsided match. Benjamin didn’t want to fight but was told by William Regal that he must accept the challenge. Benjamin then asked that if the sledgehammer came into play in this match that HHH would be disqualified and not get the spot. Regal agreed. HHH didn’t care for this stipulation so he purposefully pulled the sledgehammer out early. He went to hit Shelton with it but Shelton reversed it and hit a shoulder to the gut. HHH then hit Shelton with the sledgehammer after Shelton hit a T-Bone Suplex. The ref didn’t see it but Shelton kicked out. HHH hit a kneedrop and spit water in Shelton’s face. HHH then tossed Shelton out of the ring and hit him with the sledgehammer again. HHH rolled back in and Shelton got counted out. As soon as the bell rang, Regal appeared on the screen and told HHH that if he used the sledgehammer, he would be DQ’d. Regal told the ref to announce Shelton as the winner of the match via DQ. Shelton retains his spot. HHH was pissed.
RVD challenges Jeff Jarrett for his world title shot. This was another long match that saw Jarrett own the challenger. At the 19 minute mark, somehow RVD hit a Van Daminator and basically fell on Jarrett. The ref made the count and RVD got the win and the title shot.
Chris Jericho challenges MVP for his US title spot. MVP was on fire and took it to Jericho. At the 5 minute mark though, Randy Orton appeared at the top of the ramp. Confused, Jericho missed a spot and MVP took advantage hitting a Ballin’ Elbow smash and got the win. He retains his spot.
MW3 challenges Mike Knox for his shot for the TV title. Knox retains his spot after landing a nasty elbow drop on the sternum of MW3.
MW3 then issued a challenge to the Cruiserweight Champion Mr. Kennedy for his spot at the TV title. In 24 minutes, MW3 gets the win with a dragonscrew. MW3 takes over Kennedy’s spot. Immediately, HHH came out and challenged MW3. HHH gets the win in 19 minutes.
Kane challenges Ted Dibiasi for his world title spot. In a short match, Kane moves up the rankings after hitting a clothesline from the top rope.
Over in the HWF (again, these matches took place over different days):
Samoa Joe challenges Undertaker for his world title shot. This was a rematch that saw Undertaker demand that if he retains his spot against Joe that he gets a rematch for the IC title. Joe agreed. The Undertaker owned Joe and got a merciful win after hitting the Last Ride. Undertaker gets a shot somewhere down the line at the IC title.
CM Punk challenges Ric Flair for his NA title shot. Punk owned Flair. Ric had no idea what he’d gotten himself into. The end came when Super Warrior came down and distracted Flair. Flair was irate that someone would interfere in his match. This gave Punk time to lock in the Anaconda Vice and got Flair to tap out. CM Punk gets Flair’s title shot. After the match, Super Warrior got in the ring and nailed Flair with 2 Super Powerbombs.
Batista challenges Devon Dudley for his NA title shot. This was by far the shortest match that saw, in 2 minutes, Devon get counted out giving the title shot to the Animal.
Carlito challenges Santino for his IC title spot. Carlito was whipping Santino’s ass but Santino got lucky when Carlito didn’t make it back in the ring before a 10 count. Santino retains his spot.
Fit Finley challenges Stevie Richards for his x-division title spot. If Richards loses, he is gone. This one went the full 30 minutes. Richards had gotten knocked out by the shillelagh. The ref counted to 10 just as the bell rang so there was some confusion as to if the match was a draw or if Finley got the win. Regal came out and said they would have a second match and since Richards had so much riding on this, it was turned into a steel cage match.
Richards really tried but was just no match for Finley. Finley locked in the celtic cross at the 2 minute mark and Stevie tapped. He did, however manage to stop Finley from leaving the ring. He took 8 minutes to try to pin the crazy Finley but not even the Stevie kick helped. At the 10 minute mark, Finley made it out of the ring and got the win AND ended the career of Stevie Richards. Everyone moves up and there are 2 vacancies for the X-division title now.
AJ challenges Cody Rhodes for his NA title spot. This was the shortest match of the night. Cody got counted out just after 30 seconds. AJ takes over his spot. CM Punk comes out and challenges AJ for his spot. AJ defeats Punk with a spin kick at the 15 minute mark.
Kurt Angle challenges the Big Show for his World title spot. Kurt moves up after Big Show got counted out.
Bubba challenges Chris Masters for his IC spot. Masters’ retains his spot after a beautiful belly to back suplex in the middle of the ring.
Jeff Hardy & the Kraken challenge Matt Hardy and John Morrison for their spot. Morrison gets the pin over the Kraken in 28 minutes. They retain their spot.
Randy Orton challenges Sting for the IC title shot. If Randy loses or is co/dq, he will not be eligible to try for a title again until May. Randy loses via countout in 11 ½ minutes. He then grabs a mic and demands to be traded to the CSWA. William Regal ponders it and then states that after the PPV, Orton may have a new home…but he must first defeat someone (TBD) in order to get his wish. That match will happen at the ppv.
The final match was the Undertaker vs. Donnie B in a non-title match up. In 3 short minutes, Donnie B taps out to the triangle choke.
Regal came out and made another match for the PPV: Donnie B vs the Undertaker for the World Title. Undertaker was going to be taking on Ric Flair with Flair’s career in the balance but due to their ongoing feud, Flair will be going up against the Super Warrior.
The PPV should be up next so stay tuned.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 4.3
Hello fans. In this issue, we will recap the house shows from the CSWA event in Humble and the HWF show in Tempe.
The card looked like this:
Mr. Kennedy vs. The Super Warrior for the Cruiserweight title. If SW loses, he no longer gets a shot at that belt while Kennedy holds it OR a shot at any title that Kennedy is in line for.
John Cena will defend the TV title against MW3.
Edge will defend his US title against Chris Jericho
Rey Mysterio will defend the World title against RVD.
In the first match, Kennedy came out first and taunted the Warrior. Kennedy went on about how he was going to put the Super Warrior out for good. The music hit and out came the Super Warrior. It’s funny that we have not seen him look this serious in a very long time. He got in the ring and went nose to nose with Kennedy. The ring announcer introduced both men and said that in order for Kennedy to win the stipulation, he needed to either pin or make the Super Warrior tap out. Kennedy asked “then why not just make this a no dq-count out”? SW nodded and then bell rang.
Kennedy started off with a Russian leg sweep. He then tossed SW out of the ring for a 7 count. SW got back in and hit a power punch. Kennedy hits a side slam and SW hits a Super Powerslam. Kennedy rolls out of the ring but eventually gets back in. Kennedy takes advantage of a distracted SW when Ric Flair made an appearance at the top of the stage and hit another leg sweep. SW locks in a cobra clutch but Kennedy hits the mic check for a 2 count. Kennedy hits a side slam and SW tosses him out of the ring. Flair comes down and gives Kennedy some advice. SW starts to have words with Flair and Kennedy hits the Green Bay Plunge for a 2 count. Kennedy hits a second GBP but SW kicks out at 2. SW hits a Full nelson slam but Kennedy tosses him out of the ring. Ken distracts the ref and Flair hits a low blow. SW rolls back in but surprises Kennedy with a super flapjack. SW goes to toss Kennedy out of the ring but Mr. K reverses it and hits a mic check. Flair gets up on the ring which prevents the pin attempt from being counted. Kennedy throws up his hands wondering what Flair was doing. Flair begins to apologize profusely. A cobra clutch from SW is met with another GBP and a 2 count. SW hits another Super flapjack. KK hits a side slam backbreaker but SW hits a Super Powerbomb for a 2 count. KK hits the legsweep again but SW hits a Super Powerslam but only gets a 2 count. Kennedy tries for an inverted superplex but SW nullifies it. Flair jumps up and throws some powder in the eyes of the SW. Blinded, he runs right into another Green Bay Plunge from Kennedy who makes the cover and gets the 1…2….3. Kennedy is declared the winner and he leaves with his title.
Flair then jumps in and tries to attack the SW but Warrior is really pissed now. Flair tries to hit some chops but SW shrugs it off. SW nails a super powerslam on Flair who then rolls out of the ring. Flair then challenges SW for a match at the PPV and states that if he cannot put SW out, he will retire. SW accepts.
The next match had John Cena defend the TV title against MW3. Hogan has been hounding MW3 ever since the match was made for the “Over the Edge” PPV. MW3 came out first followed by the champ. Cena starts off with a knuckle jam. Before MW3 gets in his first offensive move, Hogan comes down to ringside. Cena then hits 2 more knuckle jams. A side suplex from Cena is met by an insuguri from MW3. Cena hits another knuckle jam but only makes a 1 count after thinking Hogan was going to interfere. Yet another knuckle jam from Cena and MW3 is NOT looking good. Cena goes to stomp MW3 in the gut but it is reverse and MW3 stops to offer friendship but kicks John in the groin. A knuckle jam from the champ is met with a dragonscrew from the challenger. Cena stops to rap with the crowd and MW3 nails a swinging neckbreaker. A knuckle jam and a pin attempt is thwarted by Hogan trying to get involved but is being stopped by the ref. Cena hits a side suplex and follows it up with a five knuckle shuffle. He covers MW3 but MW3 kicks out at 2. John tries to rap with the crowd again but gets hit by an insuguri. John then hits the F-U and goes for the cover but MW3 kicks out at 2. Cena is shocked and even moreso when he tastes the leather from a superkick. Both men are down. Cena tries to rap again but gets tossed out of the ring but is back in at 4. After some more thwarted pin attempts, John nails the F-U in the middle of the ring, makes the cover and gets the 1…..2……3. John Cena retains the TV title.
After the match, Hogan sneaks up on MW3 and hits a clothesline from behind. He then nails a leg drop on the fallen hero and stands over him in victory before being directed out of the ring.
Edge was up next defending the US title against Chris Jericho. Edge begins the match with a headlock. Jericho applies the Walls of Jericho but Edge reverses it and slaps on another headlock. Edge hits a yank hair flip but Chris goes to the ropes and connects with a lionsault. He makes the cover but Edge kicks out at 2. Chris nails some chops to the chest but gets clotheslined out of the ring. He is back in at 3. Edge with a bodyslam and Chris with a forearm smash. Chris locks in the Walls of Jericho but Edge powers out and hits a DDT. Both men are down. Edge is up first and nails some dropkicks. Chris hits a lionsault and goes for the pin. The ref counts 1…2…kickout. Chris is astonished. Edge is then tossed out of the ring but is back in at 4. Chris absorbs some rapid dropkicks from the champ. Edge with more dropkicks and Chris with chops. Edge hits a bodyslam and then is tossed out of the ring. He is back in at 7. Chris hits more chops to the chest and Edge hits a DDT out of nowhere but makes a quick cover only to have Chris kick out at 2. Edge is tossed out again and is back in at 4. Chris hits chops to the chest and is clotheslined out of the ring. He’s back in at 8. Chris hits another lionsault off the ropes but Edge is up and nails a DDT. Both men are down again. Edge nails a huge bodyslam and then with his feet on the ropes, gets the 1.2.3. Edge retains the US title and leaves quickly as Chris whines in the ring.
The final match of the CSWA card is the World Champ Rey Mysterio defending the title against newcomer RVD. Rob was no match for the high flying Mysterio. Rey kept the challenger baffled by all the high flying spots. Rey hit the 6-1-9 and followed it up with a hurricanrana. RVD must have had too much to smoke as he couldn’t mount much of an offense. Rey hit another 6-1-9 at the 11 minute mark and was declared the winner and STILL the World champion.
Jericho cried enough to William Regal so Regal said he could get another title shot but it would be the last in line for it.
The HWF card looked like this.
Donnie B vs. AJ Styles with both of their championships on the line. The winner gets both belts (if pin or sub only).
The Undertaker defends the IC title against Samoa Joe
Kurt Angle defends the North American title against Batista
CM Punk and Sting defend the Tag Team titles against the Dudleys.
Over to the HWF news, it was announced that there was a special guest host for the night – two in fact. They were none other than the Great Kabuki and the Great Muta. They announced that a special wrestler was coming out of retirement and wanted a match with that “dirty-ol’ dog” Negronomicon. That would be Superstar Billy Graham.
The first match was Graham taking on the Negronomicon. Superstar asked for this match early on since he needed to get to bed early as he needed his beauty rest. Superstar begins with an extended thumb chokehold. N just takes it. SBG hits a kick to the midsection but N hits a arm whip of doom. SBG hits a forearm smash that all but knocked N out (he flopped around a bit like Eddie Gilbert used to do back in the day). Graham is tossed out of the ring but is back in and hits a bodyslam and goes for the pin but N kicks out at 2. N gets catapulted across the ring but comes back to hit a hurricanrana. Superstar hits a karate chop to the chest and goes for a pin but N kicks out. Superstar gets tossed out of the ring again but is back in right away and nails the bodyslam. He goes for the cover but N kicks out again. SBG goes to catapult N across the ring but it is reversed and N hits a thrust kick. I think he broke SBG’s hip. No, wait, he’s ok. SBG goes for a forearm smash but N gets out of the way. SBG hits an elbow smash to windpipe but N hits a snap suplex and goes for the cover but only gets a 2 count. SBG hits another bodyslam, goes for the pin but doesn’t get it. SBG hits a snapmare and goes for a pin but N kicks out at 1. SBG hits the extended thumb chokehold and goes for a pin but still can’t put the “dirty ol’ dog” down. SBG hits a karate chop to the chest, goes for the pin but it is thwarted. SBG then catapults N across the ring and he actually lands throat across the ropes. He falls back and SBG makes the cover for the 1..2…3. SBG wins the match. N leaves the ring cursing that he will get his revenge…soon.
Tag team champs Punk and Sting are out next to defend their tag team titles against the Dudleys. This match ended up going 21 minutes with the challengers beating the tar out of the champs. At the 21 minute mark, with Sting incapacitated, Punk got nailed by the 3D but rolled out of the ring. Punk ended up getting counted out so Punk and Sting retain the tag titles. Bubba and Devon were not happy and swore they’d get another shot.
Regal then came out to announce that due to his constant interference, Ric Flair will be moved over to the CSWA and would only move back to the HWF once his feud with the Super Warrior was done or Flair was forced into retirement.
Kurt Angle was up next defending the North American title against Batista. This match went 18 minutes with both men hitting their specialty moves early on but neither getting the pin. Batista started to battle back in the end but frustration crept up on him after he hit two back to back Enforcer Spinebusters but he couldn’t keep Angle down. Out of nowhere, Angle hits the Angle Slam and with a pull of the tights, gets the 1-2-3. Angle retains the belt. Batista was not happy and stared down at Angle as he left the ring with his title.
The Undertaker was up next and called out the fat, overweight blob (and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion) Samoa Joe. Joe came out and looked pretty lean. He motioned that he was taking Undertaker’s title tonight. This was the shortest match of the night so far. Joe started off like a freight train and ran down the champ. He hit a throat choke and a muscle buster but Taker kicked out. Joe got tossed out of the ring but as soon as he got back in, he tossed the Undertaker out. Joe locks in the rear naked choke and turns it into a pin attempt but Taker kicks out. Joe then hits a running clothesline that almost took the Undertaker’s head off. He covered Taker, put his feet on the ropes and as the ref counted 1…….2……..3, Joe was declared the winner of the match and the NEW Intercontinental Champion. Joe left the ring with both of his belts and said he’d be coming after the world title next.
The final match of the night is Donnie B defending the World title and AJ Styles defending the X-division title with the winner taking both. This was now officially the shortest match of the night at 4 minutes. Donnie B got in one offensive move. AJ beat the holy hell out of him. AJ went for the Styles Clash which Donnie B reversed and tried to hit a DDT but it was nullified. AJ then hit a Styles Clash, went for the pin but DB kicked out. Donnie B hits Styles with a chair but then gets tossed out of the ring. He is back in at 6. Donnie B then tosses AJ out of the ring and brawls briefly with AJ. AJ then makes the mistake of tossing Donnie B back in first (just as the ref counted to 10) and AJ ends up getting counted out. Donnie B retains the World title but does not win the X-division title since it was not via pin or submission.
That’s all for now. Stay tuned.
The card looked like this:
Mr. Kennedy vs. The Super Warrior for the Cruiserweight title. If SW loses, he no longer gets a shot at that belt while Kennedy holds it OR a shot at any title that Kennedy is in line for.
John Cena will defend the TV title against MW3.
Edge will defend his US title against Chris Jericho
Rey Mysterio will defend the World title against RVD.
In the first match, Kennedy came out first and taunted the Warrior. Kennedy went on about how he was going to put the Super Warrior out for good. The music hit and out came the Super Warrior. It’s funny that we have not seen him look this serious in a very long time. He got in the ring and went nose to nose with Kennedy. The ring announcer introduced both men and said that in order for Kennedy to win the stipulation, he needed to either pin or make the Super Warrior tap out. Kennedy asked “then why not just make this a no dq-count out”? SW nodded and then bell rang.
Kennedy started off with a Russian leg sweep. He then tossed SW out of the ring for a 7 count. SW got back in and hit a power punch. Kennedy hits a side slam and SW hits a Super Powerslam. Kennedy rolls out of the ring but eventually gets back in. Kennedy takes advantage of a distracted SW when Ric Flair made an appearance at the top of the stage and hit another leg sweep. SW locks in a cobra clutch but Kennedy hits the mic check for a 2 count. Kennedy hits a side slam and SW tosses him out of the ring. Flair comes down and gives Kennedy some advice. SW starts to have words with Flair and Kennedy hits the Green Bay Plunge for a 2 count. Kennedy hits a second GBP but SW kicks out at 2. SW hits a Full nelson slam but Kennedy tosses him out of the ring. Ken distracts the ref and Flair hits a low blow. SW rolls back in but surprises Kennedy with a super flapjack. SW goes to toss Kennedy out of the ring but Mr. K reverses it and hits a mic check. Flair gets up on the ring which prevents the pin attempt from being counted. Kennedy throws up his hands wondering what Flair was doing. Flair begins to apologize profusely. A cobra clutch from SW is met with another GBP and a 2 count. SW hits another Super flapjack. KK hits a side slam backbreaker but SW hits a Super Powerbomb for a 2 count. KK hits the legsweep again but SW hits a Super Powerslam but only gets a 2 count. Kennedy tries for an inverted superplex but SW nullifies it. Flair jumps up and throws some powder in the eyes of the SW. Blinded, he runs right into another Green Bay Plunge from Kennedy who makes the cover and gets the 1…2….3. Kennedy is declared the winner and he leaves with his title.
Flair then jumps in and tries to attack the SW but Warrior is really pissed now. Flair tries to hit some chops but SW shrugs it off. SW nails a super powerslam on Flair who then rolls out of the ring. Flair then challenges SW for a match at the PPV and states that if he cannot put SW out, he will retire. SW accepts.
The next match had John Cena defend the TV title against MW3. Hogan has been hounding MW3 ever since the match was made for the “Over the Edge” PPV. MW3 came out first followed by the champ. Cena starts off with a knuckle jam. Before MW3 gets in his first offensive move, Hogan comes down to ringside. Cena then hits 2 more knuckle jams. A side suplex from Cena is met by an insuguri from MW3. Cena hits another knuckle jam but only makes a 1 count after thinking Hogan was going to interfere. Yet another knuckle jam from Cena and MW3 is NOT looking good. Cena goes to stomp MW3 in the gut but it is reverse and MW3 stops to offer friendship but kicks John in the groin. A knuckle jam from the champ is met with a dragonscrew from the challenger. Cena stops to rap with the crowd and MW3 nails a swinging neckbreaker. A knuckle jam and a pin attempt is thwarted by Hogan trying to get involved but is being stopped by the ref. Cena hits a side suplex and follows it up with a five knuckle shuffle. He covers MW3 but MW3 kicks out at 2. John tries to rap with the crowd again but gets hit by an insuguri. John then hits the F-U and goes for the cover but MW3 kicks out at 2. Cena is shocked and even moreso when he tastes the leather from a superkick. Both men are down. Cena tries to rap again but gets tossed out of the ring but is back in at 4. After some more thwarted pin attempts, John nails the F-U in the middle of the ring, makes the cover and gets the 1…..2……3. John Cena retains the TV title.
After the match, Hogan sneaks up on MW3 and hits a clothesline from behind. He then nails a leg drop on the fallen hero and stands over him in victory before being directed out of the ring.
Edge was up next defending the US title against Chris Jericho. Edge begins the match with a headlock. Jericho applies the Walls of Jericho but Edge reverses it and slaps on another headlock. Edge hits a yank hair flip but Chris goes to the ropes and connects with a lionsault. He makes the cover but Edge kicks out at 2. Chris nails some chops to the chest but gets clotheslined out of the ring. He is back in at 3. Edge with a bodyslam and Chris with a forearm smash. Chris locks in the Walls of Jericho but Edge powers out and hits a DDT. Both men are down. Edge is up first and nails some dropkicks. Chris hits a lionsault and goes for the pin. The ref counts 1…2…kickout. Chris is astonished. Edge is then tossed out of the ring but is back in at 4. Chris absorbs some rapid dropkicks from the champ. Edge with more dropkicks and Chris with chops. Edge hits a bodyslam and then is tossed out of the ring. He is back in at 7. Chris hits more chops to the chest and Edge hits a DDT out of nowhere but makes a quick cover only to have Chris kick out at 2. Edge is tossed out again and is back in at 4. Chris hits chops to the chest and is clotheslined out of the ring. He’s back in at 8. Chris hits another lionsault off the ropes but Edge is up and nails a DDT. Both men are down again. Edge nails a huge bodyslam and then with his feet on the ropes, gets the 1.2.3. Edge retains the US title and leaves quickly as Chris whines in the ring.
The final match of the CSWA card is the World Champ Rey Mysterio defending the title against newcomer RVD. Rob was no match for the high flying Mysterio. Rey kept the challenger baffled by all the high flying spots. Rey hit the 6-1-9 and followed it up with a hurricanrana. RVD must have had too much to smoke as he couldn’t mount much of an offense. Rey hit another 6-1-9 at the 11 minute mark and was declared the winner and STILL the World champion.
Jericho cried enough to William Regal so Regal said he could get another title shot but it would be the last in line for it.
The HWF card looked like this.
Donnie B vs. AJ Styles with both of their championships on the line. The winner gets both belts (if pin or sub only).
The Undertaker defends the IC title against Samoa Joe
Kurt Angle defends the North American title against Batista
CM Punk and Sting defend the Tag Team titles against the Dudleys.
Over to the HWF news, it was announced that there was a special guest host for the night – two in fact. They were none other than the Great Kabuki and the Great Muta. They announced that a special wrestler was coming out of retirement and wanted a match with that “dirty-ol’ dog” Negronomicon. That would be Superstar Billy Graham.
The first match was Graham taking on the Negronomicon. Superstar asked for this match early on since he needed to get to bed early as he needed his beauty rest. Superstar begins with an extended thumb chokehold. N just takes it. SBG hits a kick to the midsection but N hits a arm whip of doom. SBG hits a forearm smash that all but knocked N out (he flopped around a bit like Eddie Gilbert used to do back in the day). Graham is tossed out of the ring but is back in and hits a bodyslam and goes for the pin but N kicks out at 2. N gets catapulted across the ring but comes back to hit a hurricanrana. Superstar hits a karate chop to the chest and goes for a pin but N kicks out. Superstar gets tossed out of the ring again but is back in right away and nails the bodyslam. He goes for the cover but N kicks out again. SBG goes to catapult N across the ring but it is reversed and N hits a thrust kick. I think he broke SBG’s hip. No, wait, he’s ok. SBG goes for a forearm smash but N gets out of the way. SBG hits an elbow smash to windpipe but N hits a snap suplex and goes for the cover but only gets a 2 count. SBG hits another bodyslam, goes for the pin but doesn’t get it. SBG hits a snapmare and goes for a pin but N kicks out at 1. SBG hits the extended thumb chokehold and goes for a pin but still can’t put the “dirty ol’ dog” down. SBG hits a karate chop to the chest, goes for the pin but it is thwarted. SBG then catapults N across the ring and he actually lands throat across the ropes. He falls back and SBG makes the cover for the 1..2…3. SBG wins the match. N leaves the ring cursing that he will get his revenge…soon.
Tag team champs Punk and Sting are out next to defend their tag team titles against the Dudleys. This match ended up going 21 minutes with the challengers beating the tar out of the champs. At the 21 minute mark, with Sting incapacitated, Punk got nailed by the 3D but rolled out of the ring. Punk ended up getting counted out so Punk and Sting retain the tag titles. Bubba and Devon were not happy and swore they’d get another shot.
Regal then came out to announce that due to his constant interference, Ric Flair will be moved over to the CSWA and would only move back to the HWF once his feud with the Super Warrior was done or Flair was forced into retirement.
Kurt Angle was up next defending the North American title against Batista. This match went 18 minutes with both men hitting their specialty moves early on but neither getting the pin. Batista started to battle back in the end but frustration crept up on him after he hit two back to back Enforcer Spinebusters but he couldn’t keep Angle down. Out of nowhere, Angle hits the Angle Slam and with a pull of the tights, gets the 1-2-3. Angle retains the belt. Batista was not happy and stared down at Angle as he left the ring with his title.
The Undertaker was up next and called out the fat, overweight blob (and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion) Samoa Joe. Joe came out and looked pretty lean. He motioned that he was taking Undertaker’s title tonight. This was the shortest match of the night so far. Joe started off like a freight train and ran down the champ. He hit a throat choke and a muscle buster but Taker kicked out. Joe got tossed out of the ring but as soon as he got back in, he tossed the Undertaker out. Joe locks in the rear naked choke and turns it into a pin attempt but Taker kicks out. Joe then hits a running clothesline that almost took the Undertaker’s head off. He covered Taker, put his feet on the ropes and as the ref counted 1…….2……..3, Joe was declared the winner of the match and the NEW Intercontinental Champion. Joe left the ring with both of his belts and said he’d be coming after the world title next.
The final match of the night is Donnie B defending the World title and AJ Styles defending the X-division title with the winner taking both. This was now officially the shortest match of the night at 4 minutes. Donnie B got in one offensive move. AJ beat the holy hell out of him. AJ went for the Styles Clash which Donnie B reversed and tried to hit a DDT but it was nullified. AJ then hit a Styles Clash, went for the pin but DB kicked out. Donnie B hits Styles with a chair but then gets tossed out of the ring. He is back in at 6. Donnie B then tosses AJ out of the ring and brawls briefly with AJ. AJ then makes the mistake of tossing Donnie B back in first (just as the ref counted to 10) and AJ ends up getting counted out. Donnie B retains the World title but does not win the X-division title since it was not via pin or submission.
That’s all for now. Stay tuned.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 4.2
Hello fans. Welcome back to the wrestling newsletter. We have more information to report so let’s get down to business.
MW3 and the Super Warrior were successful in defeating the team of Hogan and Flair. They had agreed to remain partners only when going after the World tag team titles. SW was now the #1 contender for the Cruiserweight title. MW3 then issued a challenge to the #1 contender for the TV title – Hulk “TNA” Hogan. Hogan must still have been trashed from Wrestlemania as MW3 threw Hogan out of the ring at 30 seconds and it appeared Hogan threw out his hip or something. MW3 then ran Hogan into the ringpost and rolled back in. The ref counted to 10 and gave the match and the title shot to MW3.
Edge and Jeff Jarrett then had a match to see who will fill the #10 slot for the World title. In 13 minutes and after hitting Edge with a guitar over his head, Jeff gets the win. After the match, Edge hit Jarrett with a spear and left him lying in the ring.
We were just informed that a CSWA house show was going to take place in Humble, TX next week. This is the card that is being advertised:
Mr. Kennedy vs. The Super Warrior for the Cruiserweight title. If SW loses, he no longer gets a shot at that belt while Kennedy holds it OR a shot at any title that Kennedy is in line for.
John Cena will defend the TV title against MW3.
Edge will defend his US title against Chris Jericho
Rey Mysterio will defend the World title against RVD.
We also just received an interview from the Super Warrior to post:
Hear Me Warriors! The time has finally come! It is time to FINALLY rid this business of the cancers known as Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair! Even the sweetest of fruits spoil with age and your time has long passed. I will admit that you two were great in your day but now you just hold the new generation down and prevent them from reaching their true potential. The Super Warrior and MW3 will stand for this no longer! The twilight of your careers approaches as does the dawn of a new age of professional wrestling! As for you Mr. Kennedy, I mentioned the last time I addressed you that I accepted this 4th and final challenge. There will be no excuses. I do not plan to leave without the gold so you had best bring your “A” game.”
We also have our first match confirmed for the Over The Edge PPV in Chicago. Hulk “TNA” Hogan has agreed to put his career on the line against MW3. If MW3 wins, Hogan is gone for good.
Over in the HWF, AJ Styles challenged Devon Dudley for his spot in the World title hunt. In 7 minutes, AJ gets the win with a Style’s Clash. AJ is now the #1 contender for the World title and Donnie B is the #1 contender for the X-Division title. It has been decided by William Regal that the winner of the match (if by pin or submission) will win both Championships.
Ric Flair challenged Abyss for his spot in the IC title hunt. It was a long battle that ended in a time limit draw. Abyss keeps his spot.
An HFW house show to be held in Tempe, AZ will now be headlined by
Donnie B vs. AJ Styles with both of their championships on the line. The winner gets both belts (if pin or sub).
The Undertaker defends the IC title against Samoa Joe
Kurt Angle defends the North American title against Batista
CM Punk and Sting defend the Tag Team titles against the Dudleys.
More to follow.
MW3 and the Super Warrior were successful in defeating the team of Hogan and Flair. They had agreed to remain partners only when going after the World tag team titles. SW was now the #1 contender for the Cruiserweight title. MW3 then issued a challenge to the #1 contender for the TV title – Hulk “TNA” Hogan. Hogan must still have been trashed from Wrestlemania as MW3 threw Hogan out of the ring at 30 seconds and it appeared Hogan threw out his hip or something. MW3 then ran Hogan into the ringpost and rolled back in. The ref counted to 10 and gave the match and the title shot to MW3.
Edge and Jeff Jarrett then had a match to see who will fill the #10 slot for the World title. In 13 minutes and after hitting Edge with a guitar over his head, Jeff gets the win. After the match, Edge hit Jarrett with a spear and left him lying in the ring.
We were just informed that a CSWA house show was going to take place in Humble, TX next week. This is the card that is being advertised:
Mr. Kennedy vs. The Super Warrior for the Cruiserweight title. If SW loses, he no longer gets a shot at that belt while Kennedy holds it OR a shot at any title that Kennedy is in line for.
John Cena will defend the TV title against MW3.
Edge will defend his US title against Chris Jericho
Rey Mysterio will defend the World title against RVD.
We also just received an interview from the Super Warrior to post:
We also have our first match confirmed for the Over The Edge PPV in Chicago. Hulk “TNA” Hogan has agreed to put his career on the line against MW3. If MW3 wins, Hogan is gone for good.
Over in the HWF, AJ Styles challenged Devon Dudley for his spot in the World title hunt. In 7 minutes, AJ gets the win with a Style’s Clash. AJ is now the #1 contender for the World title and Donnie B is the #1 contender for the X-Division title. It has been decided by William Regal that the winner of the match (if by pin or submission) will win both Championships.
Ric Flair challenged Abyss for his spot in the IC title hunt. It was a long battle that ended in a time limit draw. Abyss keeps his spot.
An HFW house show to be held in Tempe, AZ will now be headlined by
Donnie B vs. AJ Styles with both of their championships on the line. The winner gets both belts (if pin or sub).
The Undertaker defends the IC title against Samoa Joe
Kurt Angle defends the North American title against Batista
CM Punk and Sting defend the Tag Team titles against the Dudleys.
More to follow.
Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 4.1– Post-Wrestlemania fallout and other news
Hello fans. We start of this letter with the sad news that former wrestler Chris Kanyon has passed away. While details are still unknown at this time, we’d like to extend our condolences to his friends and family.
The show following Wrestlemania was jam packed with a sold out crowd. The card started off with The Bruiser, Mick Foley, Shawn Michaels, Mohammed Hassan and Bobby Lashley all in the ring. Hassan thanked the crowd for allowing him to return but he felt he didn’t have the passion some of the other greats had and made the decision to retire. He thanked Kennedy for allowing his last match to be a “last-ditch effort” to win a belt but it just wasn’t meant to be. He then handed the mic to the Bruiser and left the ring. The Bruiser stated that not winning the battle royal seemed meant to be and that he enjoyed his run even though a lot of it was spent on the bench. He thanked the fans for supporting him and handed the mic to Mick Foley as he left the ring. Foley started off by saying that his match with the Undertaker wasn’t really for his career. Foley told management he was in some serious need for time off and was basically told that he had to be off for at least a month and could return at any time. He told the fans this was not the last time they’d see him in the ring. “You’ll know when I’m done”. He signed off with the “bang bang” and handed the mic to Bobby Lashley. Bobby started off by saying his wrestling career was the greatest thing that has ever happened to him professionally. He went on to say that he may be saying goodbye to wrestling but was saying hello to MMA. That’s right. Bobby will be making the move to mixed martial arts and said that he would make a huge impact once he gets himself established. “Watch for me. I don’t think a heavyweight title is out of my reach.” He got a huge ovation from the fans and then handed the mic to Shawn.
“You know, I’ve been in this business for a very long time. You may remember me starting out as some skinny, snot-nosed kid up in Minnesota. I started to learn the business (the hard way in some cases) and as I got better, my future opened up for me. At that time, I was teaming with my good friend Marty Janetty. Marty and I won tag team championships and then moved to the biggest game in town – The WWE (was the WWF back then). We held our own with some of the big dogs in the sport and persevered. When it came time for me to move on, Marty and I split and my singles career took off. I was at the top of my game throughout my tenure in the WWE but then when the HWF and CSWA came into play, this is where I feel I really skyrocketed. I’ve had some great feuds over the past years. I know I’m going to miss some of you but please, don’t be offended. I would like to personally thank MW3, the Undertaker, HHH, Randy Orton, The Rock, Ric Flair, Kurt Angle, Edge, Hulk Hogan, JBL, Chris Daniels, Batista, and even the Negronomicon. I’ve won multiple championships both in singles as well as tag team. I’ve had some feuds that were real doozies. In fact, my home-slice HHH and I have had so many ‘I Quit’ and ‘Loser leave town’ matches I’ve lost count. I’ve wrestled backstabbers (Evolution) to a mask vs. valet match with MW3. I do also seem to recall a few years ago taking on the Negronomicon on a few occasions. Come to think of it, if I had just finished him off back then, we wouldn’t have had the crap we had to go through last year. Live and learn.
As I prepare to leave now, I take with me, my legacy…my history….and I leave you with some fantastic memories. I was offered a similar situation as Mick Foley but I felt that it really is time for me to take a well deserved break. I look forward to watching all of the guys in the back perform to their hearts’ content. I will you all the luck in the world.
Finally, I’d like to thank Donnie B. Without him, the HWF would never have been created and we all would never have had a place to showcase our talents. Thank you.”
At this point, Randy Orton’s music hits. Orton swaggers down to the ring and takes a mic of his own. “Really Shawn? Really? Tell me, are you gonna pull the same crap that you did in your WWE days? Fake an injury, take time off? How about ‘Losing your smile’…I really liked that one. Oh, and we can’t forget all those ‘guys in the back’ that you refused to put over? What about them? I’m here to tell you good riddance. We don’t need you here. You’re the past…I’m the future. Since you are no longer welcome here, I’d suggest you head home now, tuck your tail between your legs and get the hell out of my ring.”
Shawn, with his head lowered in disgrace went to leave the ring but he moved very slowly as Randy continued his rant. “Now that we got that crap out of the way, I am hereby challenging that no good coward Donnie B to come out here and give me a match for MY world title.” Donnie B came out and asked Orton if he remembered being told that he would never get another title shot. “All I need is one. Come on, let me have it.” As if on queue, Michaels snuck back in the ring and nailed Orton with Sweet Chin Music. Orton was out cold. Donnie B came to the ring, shook Shawn’s hand and signaled for the bell. The bell rang and Donnie B picked up Orton, connected with a Brainbuster and covered Randy for the 1-2-3. Donnie B left the ring and went to the back with Shawn. Orton eventually recovered and stomped his way towards the back.
We were then introduced to the Host wrestler for the evening, the HWF IC Champion, the Undertaker. Undertaker came out to address the crowd and told them that he felt that the Negronomicon was finished in this sport. He beat him from pillar to post and then left him lying in a heap in the middle of the ring. Tonight though, Negronomicon was going to have to compete again. This time, the host was not going to be the one who challenged the Negronomicon but one who made up the match. “Tonight, Negronomicon goes one on one with none other than Bruno Sammartino. And guess what, that match is happening now.”
Bruno made his way to the ring. Negronomicon came to the ramp but didn’t head down. He complained about having been through hell and back and there was no way he was wrestling tonight. As he got up to leave, he ran right smack into the Undertaker. Undertaker grabbed him by the back of the neck and dragged him down to the ring. He then threw him in and signaled for the bell.
Bruno started off with a huge hiproll. Negronomicon answered with a thrust kick. Bruno then locks in his specialty, the Bearhug. Negronomicon was still very sore from his match the previous night that it didn’t take long for him to tap out. Bruno wins the match and leaves Negronomicon lying in a heap in the middle of the ring.
It was also announced since CSWA lost more wrestlers to retirement at Wrestlemania, then RVD would then be signed to the CSWA.
RVD came down and said that he was going to make an impact and that would start now. He said that HHH was currently the #1 contender for the World title and he wanted him in the ring. HHH came down for their impromptu match. This started off strong with RVD going for a Van Terminator and HHH reversing it but RVD reversed it again and took down HHH with a spinning heel kick. RVD then went for a frog splash with HHH reversed again, tried for spitting some water but RVD reversed that and tried to toss HHH out of the ring but that was nullified. Lots of quick action in just 2 minutes. HHH managed to hit 3 pedigrees but RVD kicked out of each and everyone of them. At the 21 minute marker, RVD nailed a Van Daminator and rolled HHH to the middle of the ring where he made the cover for the 1…2….3. RVD had defeated HHH and is now the #1 contender for the World title held by Rey Mysterio.
More to come.
The show following Wrestlemania was jam packed with a sold out crowd. The card started off with The Bruiser, Mick Foley, Shawn Michaels, Mohammed Hassan and Bobby Lashley all in the ring. Hassan thanked the crowd for allowing him to return but he felt he didn’t have the passion some of the other greats had and made the decision to retire. He thanked Kennedy for allowing his last match to be a “last-ditch effort” to win a belt but it just wasn’t meant to be. He then handed the mic to the Bruiser and left the ring. The Bruiser stated that not winning the battle royal seemed meant to be and that he enjoyed his run even though a lot of it was spent on the bench. He thanked the fans for supporting him and handed the mic to Mick Foley as he left the ring. Foley started off by saying that his match with the Undertaker wasn’t really for his career. Foley told management he was in some serious need for time off and was basically told that he had to be off for at least a month and could return at any time. He told the fans this was not the last time they’d see him in the ring. “You’ll know when I’m done”. He signed off with the “bang bang” and handed the mic to Bobby Lashley. Bobby started off by saying his wrestling career was the greatest thing that has ever happened to him professionally. He went on to say that he may be saying goodbye to wrestling but was saying hello to MMA. That’s right. Bobby will be making the move to mixed martial arts and said that he would make a huge impact once he gets himself established. “Watch for me. I don’t think a heavyweight title is out of my reach.” He got a huge ovation from the fans and then handed the mic to Shawn.
“You know, I’ve been in this business for a very long time. You may remember me starting out as some skinny, snot-nosed kid up in Minnesota. I started to learn the business (the hard way in some cases) and as I got better, my future opened up for me. At that time, I was teaming with my good friend Marty Janetty. Marty and I won tag team championships and then moved to the biggest game in town – The WWE (was the WWF back then). We held our own with some of the big dogs in the sport and persevered. When it came time for me to move on, Marty and I split and my singles career took off. I was at the top of my game throughout my tenure in the WWE but then when the HWF and CSWA came into play, this is where I feel I really skyrocketed. I’ve had some great feuds over the past years. I know I’m going to miss some of you but please, don’t be offended. I would like to personally thank MW3, the Undertaker, HHH, Randy Orton, The Rock, Ric Flair, Kurt Angle, Edge, Hulk Hogan, JBL, Chris Daniels, Batista, and even the Negronomicon. I’ve won multiple championships both in singles as well as tag team. I’ve had some feuds that were real doozies. In fact, my home-slice HHH and I have had so many ‘I Quit’ and ‘Loser leave town’ matches I’ve lost count. I’ve wrestled backstabbers (Evolution) to a mask vs. valet match with MW3. I do also seem to recall a few years ago taking on the Negronomicon on a few occasions. Come to think of it, if I had just finished him off back then, we wouldn’t have had the crap we had to go through last year. Live and learn.
As I prepare to leave now, I take with me, my legacy…my history….and I leave you with some fantastic memories. I was offered a similar situation as Mick Foley but I felt that it really is time for me to take a well deserved break. I look forward to watching all of the guys in the back perform to their hearts’ content. I will you all the luck in the world.
Finally, I’d like to thank Donnie B. Without him, the HWF would never have been created and we all would never have had a place to showcase our talents. Thank you.”
At this point, Randy Orton’s music hits. Orton swaggers down to the ring and takes a mic of his own. “Really Shawn? Really? Tell me, are you gonna pull the same crap that you did in your WWE days? Fake an injury, take time off? How about ‘Losing your smile’…I really liked that one. Oh, and we can’t forget all those ‘guys in the back’ that you refused to put over? What about them? I’m here to tell you good riddance. We don’t need you here. You’re the past…I’m the future. Since you are no longer welcome here, I’d suggest you head home now, tuck your tail between your legs and get the hell out of my ring.”
Shawn, with his head lowered in disgrace went to leave the ring but he moved very slowly as Randy continued his rant. “Now that we got that crap out of the way, I am hereby challenging that no good coward Donnie B to come out here and give me a match for MY world title.” Donnie B came out and asked Orton if he remembered being told that he would never get another title shot. “All I need is one. Come on, let me have it.” As if on queue, Michaels snuck back in the ring and nailed Orton with Sweet Chin Music. Orton was out cold. Donnie B came to the ring, shook Shawn’s hand and signaled for the bell. The bell rang and Donnie B picked up Orton, connected with a Brainbuster and covered Randy for the 1-2-3. Donnie B left the ring and went to the back with Shawn. Orton eventually recovered and stomped his way towards the back.
We were then introduced to the Host wrestler for the evening, the HWF IC Champion, the Undertaker. Undertaker came out to address the crowd and told them that he felt that the Negronomicon was finished in this sport. He beat him from pillar to post and then left him lying in a heap in the middle of the ring. Tonight though, Negronomicon was going to have to compete again. This time, the host was not going to be the one who challenged the Negronomicon but one who made up the match. “Tonight, Negronomicon goes one on one with none other than Bruno Sammartino. And guess what, that match is happening now.”
Bruno made his way to the ring. Negronomicon came to the ramp but didn’t head down. He complained about having been through hell and back and there was no way he was wrestling tonight. As he got up to leave, he ran right smack into the Undertaker. Undertaker grabbed him by the back of the neck and dragged him down to the ring. He then threw him in and signaled for the bell.
Bruno started off with a huge hiproll. Negronomicon answered with a thrust kick. Bruno then locks in his specialty, the Bearhug. Negronomicon was still very sore from his match the previous night that it didn’t take long for him to tap out. Bruno wins the match and leaves Negronomicon lying in a heap in the middle of the ring.
It was also announced since CSWA lost more wrestlers to retirement at Wrestlemania, then RVD would then be signed to the CSWA.
RVD came down and said that he was going to make an impact and that would start now. He said that HHH was currently the #1 contender for the World title and he wanted him in the ring. HHH came down for their impromptu match. This started off strong with RVD going for a Van Terminator and HHH reversing it but RVD reversed it again and took down HHH with a spinning heel kick. RVD then went for a frog splash with HHH reversed again, tried for spitting some water but RVD reversed that and tried to toss HHH out of the ring but that was nullified. Lots of quick action in just 2 minutes. HHH managed to hit 3 pedigrees but RVD kicked out of each and everyone of them. At the 21 minute marker, RVD nailed a Van Daminator and rolled HHH to the middle of the ring where he made the cover for the 1…2….3. RVD had defeated HHH and is now the #1 contender for the World title held by Rey Mysterio.
More to come.
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