Saturday, July 31, 2010

Wrestling Newsletter Year 5 (2010) 7.1 - We're Back!

Hello fans. That's right...we are back from our hiatus. Everyone is refreshed and ready to go.

It has been confirmed that there indeed will be a new draft. It has been determined that even the champions themselves will not be exempt from the draft. Here is how it all played out:

HWF
CM Punk
Donnie B
Stevie Richards
Kane
Edge (US Champion)
Undertaker (World Champion)
Santino
Super Warrior
MW3
Cody Rhodes
Chris Jericho
RVD
AJ Styles (X-Division Champion)
John Cena
Sting
Great Khali
Jeff Hardy
Goldust
Fit Finley
Kurt Angle (North American Champ)
Samoa Joe
Big Show

CSWA
Randy Orton
Christian
HHH (TV champ)
Chavo Guerrero
Mark Henry
MVP
Shad
Jeff Jarrett
Chris Masters
Elijah Burke
Bubba Dudley
Devon Dudley
JTG
Abyss (Intercontinental Champion)
Jay Lethal
Ted Dibiasi Jr.
Mr. Kennedy (Cruiserweight Champion)
Rey Mysterio (World Heavyweight Champion)
Matt Hardy
Rhyno
Negronomicon
John Morrison

Since only the US Champion Edge and IC champion Abyss moved, they will swap titles. All other champions stayed in their respective homes.

It was also noted that during the hiatus, 3 men opted not to return: Batista, Carlito and Daniels. Daniels did leave on his own accord back in April but we weren’t sure if he was going to return. As of this writng, he has not come back.

Another interesting note is that one Legend was missing from the draft. This was none other than the Nature Boy Ric Flair. Flair had won his battle against the Super Warrior and the last we saw of Flair was him watching the ambulance take SW away. What he apparently missed was that SW was NOT in the ambulance. In fact, he was standing right behind the nature boy accompanied by his new “partner” MW3. Both men beat the holy hell out of the Nature Boy…so bad in fact that Flair has called for his retirement. From his hospital bed, he acknowledged that he was in fact out-smarted by his rival and that after the beating he took, he’d be in no shape to return to the ring in any full or part time capacity. So Flair did win his final match against SW but paid the price with his health and future.

In the first show back, the duo of SW and MW3 called out the tag team champs Punk and Sting. SW immediately super powerbombed Sting through a table. MW3 and SW then made quick work of Punk and after MW3 put Punk to sleep, SW got a table and then super powerbombed Punk through it. MW3 made the cover and got the 1-2-3 making them the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPS.

Afterwards, the new champs had a few words:

“Hello Fans….MW3 here, back from my whirlwind tour of the world. Have to say it’s good to be back in the USA…..even though we don’t have the finer things in life….Caviar…champagne….foie gras….and I hope you all enjoyed my video blogs of the worlds finest places….places not found here in the US. And now, me and my partner SW here…we’re bringing the finer things to the HWF and CSWA. Like…well…us.

That’s right….US. As you can see…we’re now the new TT Champs. Gotta say SW…we look good in Gold…am I right?

‘Yep’.

And we plan on staying this way.

Each and every week, SW and I plan on beating the toughest competition in the Federations. We just put Sting in the rest home, hopefully for good. Happy trails there Stinger…..and Punk….well we did what we do to punks. We punked his ass right out of the ring.

So, here is a list of the top competition the CSWA and HWF has at the elite TT level. We’ll be submitting a team from this list, at random, to show you people that not only are we serious about defending weekly, but that NO team can beat MW3 and the SW.

Tell’em SW…”

‘Yeah, what he said’

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The next piece of information is that of the Negronomicon’s return back to a US ring. Negronomicon came out and had a few words…
“Well, I stand before you…humbled. I’ve toured some of the greatest places on earth….and had my ass handed to me in each and every one of those places. I now see the error of my ways. I was wrong. What I did was wrong and for that, I’m sorry. I’m sorry for making you, the fans, hate me. I’m sorry to all the wrestlers I’ve wronged. Most of all, I want to give my apologies to the one person who I’ve caused the most headache to in the last 7+ years in this business…Donnie B. I would like to ask Donnie B to come down here please.”

Donnie B made his way to the ring, got in and stared at the Negronomicon. N continued “Donnie B, we’ve been partners and we’ve been enemies. We’ve done stuff to each other that equalled some of the greatest rivalrys ever to take place in a squared circle. The animosity that exists between us is eating at me. I’ve seen the errors of my ways and now I ask you, Donnie B, the HWF creator and owner, to forgive me.” Donnie B picked up his own mic “So, let me get this straight. I sent you all over the world as payback for all the wrong-doing you’ve caused over the years. The pain you’ve caused to not only myself but to the performers of the CSWA and HWF could never been forgotten…. But…..if you’ve really changed, if you REALLY have changed, maybe , just maybe if the fans can find it in themselves to forgive you, then, I guess, so can I.” Both men shook hands although Donnie B will continue to be wary. Both men then left the ring.

One stipulation to note is that in regards to Super Warrior and his quest for any singles titles, he is ineligible to go after any title that Mr. Kennedy currently holds or gets in line for. SW is eligible for placement in the top 10 but if Kennedy wins the title and SW would have to fight him for the title, SW will immediately lose his spot.


Much more to follow.

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