Hello fans and welcome back to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter. There is a bit of fallout expected so let’s get right into the action.
The
show begins backstage in the office of GM Max McGillicutty. Max is diligently working when FORMER Tag
Team champ Dash Woodbrick storms in. He
says that they were screwed out of the titles and demands a rematch. Max tells him that the Muscles are also in
line so tonight, there will be a #1 contender’s match between DD Double D Duo
and the Muscles. Dash doesn’t care for
that so he storms out like a bratty child.
We
head to the ring and pyro goes off kicking off the show. The fans turn sour when the Ambassador makes
his way out. He gets into the ring and
announces that Devastation, Inc. is getting a new member. He then introduces Madman Mason. Mason comes out and has a smug look on his
face. The Ambassador says that
regardless of how the Tag Team match played out at the PPV, the Steel Curtain
were always on their hit list. The fans
seem to think they are the greatest thing next to sliced bread however he has
proven they can be beat. The trio of Dr.
Red Fang, Barry Morningstar and Azrael took the six man titles. Now, with Madman Mason in his stable, they
will truly own HCW or will burn it to the ground. Mason gets on the mic and calls the wrestlers
backstage ‘weaklings’ and challenges anyone to come out to fight him. Music hits and the fans pop as Biceps
Bannerman comes out. Mason looks a
little worried. Bannerman gets into the
ring and snatches the mic from Mason. “I
don’t think I fit the ‘weakling’ profile so if you want to prove how tough you
are, try me on for size.” Mason accepts
and we have our first match of the evening.
The
match begins pretty slowly but finally started to pick up when Bannerman began
throwing Mason around like a rag doll.
We only got 6 minutes in when the Ambassador slipped Mason a foreign
object. He, however, was not very
discrete about it and the referee saw it immediately. He then turned around and disqualified Mason
for being in possession of the foreign object.
The match is awarded to Biceps Bannerman. Mason, not happy with that decision, attacks
and starts to bludgeon Biceps with the foreign object bloodying Bannerman
up. He stood up and spat on Bannerman
before he and the Ambassador left the ring.
He may not have won the match but he was the clear victor in this battle. (6 ½ min)
Backstage,
Dennis Marshall says he’s excited about taking on the Muscles as they are a
solid team. He thinks they can beat them
and then get themselves back into the Tag Team Title hunt.
Our
match to determine the #1 contender for the Tag titles is up next. First, the Muscles Trio make their way out
wearing their rainbow colored bull horns and their boxes of ‘Booty O’s’
cereal. They run around acting all goofy
and the fans eat it up. Muscles McGuire
and Thorpe leave Weasley behind and head down to the ring. They enter through the ropes and continue
acting the same. The music changes and
the fans send a mixtures of cheers and boos as Dennis Marshall (cheered) and
Dash Woodbrick (booed) make their way out.
Dash begins walking to the ring while Dennis shakes hands with the
fans. Both men enter the ring and Dash
is just in a foul mood. Dash demands to
start the match so Dennis obliges.
===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Dash Woodbrick rolled DC
Muscles McGuire rolled OC.
Muscles McGuire executes a BOOM DROP JUMPING DOUBLE LEG....
Dash Woodbrick reverses BOOM DROP JUMPING DOUBLE LEG!
Dash Woodbrick executes a Throw out of Ring....
Muscles McGuire absorbs the punishment.
Muscles McGuire is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...
Muscles McGuire makes it back into the ring at the 8 count.
Muscles McGuire tags out to Muscles Thorpe
===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Dash Woodbrick rolled DC
Muscles Thorpe rolled OC.
Muscles Thorpe executes a PUNCHES TO MIDSECTION....
Dash Woodbrick absorbs the punishment.
Muscles Thorpe tags out to Muscles McGuire
===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Dash Woodbrick rolled OC.
Muscles McGuire rolled DC
Dash Woodbrick executes a Throw out of Ring....
Muscles McGuire attempts to defend against Throw out of Ring but is
unsuccessful.
Just then, Azrael and Barry Morningstar run out and attack both
teams. The referee ends up calling this
a no-contest match. Devastation Inc
concentrate their attack on the Muscles and the teams fight all the way to the
back.
The match is declared a no-contest.
Dash
is mad that Dennis never tagged in (Dash NEVER tried to tag him in) and blames
Dennis for them not securing the #1 spot.
Dash shoves Dennis who falls to the mat and Dash storms off. Dennis, confused, shakes his head and heads
to the back while interacting with the fans.
The
Ambassador is backstage with all 4 men in Devastation, Inc. He says that he is putting the HCW world on
notice. No team is safe; no title is
safe.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
First, Betsy Cummings makes her way out to boos from the fans. She gets into the ring and mocks the crowd. The music changed and the fans pop as
Catalina Harper makes her way out. She
shakes hands with the fans as she heads to the ring. Before she can enter, Betsy’s twin, Felicia,
attacks Catalina from behind. Betsy join
her in beating Catalina down but then in an explosion of power, Catalina knocks
both women off of her. Felicia rolled
out of the ring and Betsy got to her feet for her match. For about 12 minutes, both women were
practically even; trading and receiving a flurry of moves. After that though, for 2 minutes, Catalina
practically destroyed Betsy. Felicia tried
to intervene but Catalina sent her tumbling to the floor. Catalina hit the CAT-astrophic Blow and made
the cover getting the 3 count. Catalina
Harper gets the win. Felicia pulls her
sister to safety and the two of them slink to the back. Catalina interacts with the fans briefly
before heading back on her own. (14 min)
Backstage,
the TV Champion the Banker (w/ Ruth Heartless) is complaining about the lack of
suitable talent for him to fight. He
complains that if HCW has nothing left to offer, maybe he should go look for
greater challenges elsewhere. He is then
interrupted by former TV champion Maximillian Redbeard. Redbeard says that if the Banker wants a
challenge, he is here to provide it. He
tells the Banker to meet him in the ring.
Maximillian
Redbeard makes his way out to a nice pop from the crowd. He gets right into the ring and hollers for
the Banker to show up. The music changed
and out comes the TV Champion the Banker and his manager Ruth Heartless. They are booed as they head to the ring. The Banker took his time getting into the
ring and even forced Redbeard to step back so he could enter the ring
unmolested. He finally got in so the
match could begin.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled OC.
Maximillian Redbeard rolled OC.
Ruth
Heartless executes a Verbally antagonize foe....
Maximillian Redbeard shrugs it off and executes a
POWERSLAM....
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled OC.
Maximillian Redbeard rolled OC.
The Banker
executes a DEPOSIT DIVING DDT....
Maximillian Redbeard executes a HEAVE INTO CROWD....
The
Banker is on the outside. The ref begins
the count. He begins to walk away but
changes his mind and returns to the ring.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...
The
Banker makes it back into the ring at the 9 count.
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled DC
Maximillian Redbeard rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
The Banker
rolled OC.
Maximillian Redbeard rolled OC.
Ruth
Heartless executes a Blind opponent with hairspray but misses and catches the
Banker with it...BLIND….
Maximillian Redbeard executes a KNOGGIN STOMP....
Maximillian Redbeard is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
The
Banker was pinned by Maximillian
Redbeard!!!
Maximillian Redbeard wins with a KNOGGIN STOMP over The
Banker!!!
Maximillian
Redbeard once again wins the TV Title.
He takes the title and heads to the back. The Banker rolls around on the mat clutching
his face while Ruth tries to take care of him.
He gets to his feet and starts yelling at the ref for allowing the match
to continue. The Banker tells the ref to
reverse the decision and give him back his title. The ref refuses and the Banker gets all pissy
and declares he is going to quit. The
fans begin to chant “na, na, na, na…na, na, na, na…hey, hey, hey, Goodbye!” The Banker takes his manager and he storms
off to the back. I guess we’ll see if he
truly leaves or if he’s full of hot air.
Once
again, we head backstage with air time dominated by the Ambassador and Devastation,
Inc. The Ambassador says that the Six
Man Champs are in the house tonight and will be defending the titles
tonight. They will be taking on the
Snake Pit and those thugs will pale in comparison to the might of Devastation
Inc. Tonight, they continue their
dominance in the sport and Madman Mason, the enforcer, will ensure they stay at
the top for as long as they want.
It’s
time for our Main Event. First, the Snake
Pit – Tobias Snake, Leiton Snake and Niven Snake - all come out and stand on the stage. They do a fist bump and then head to the
ring. They get a decent pop from the crowd
only because the opposition are truly hated.
They get in the ring and once more do a fist bump. Their music is abruptly cut off when we hear “VAMPIRE
LUNGES FOR EVERYBODY” and out comes, led by the Ambassador, Devastation
Inc. Dr. Red Fang, Azrael and Barry
Morningstar, the Six Man Tag Team Champions, stand tall with the crazy Madman
Mason standing behind them. They all
head to the ring amid a shower of garbage being thrown at them by the
fans. They enter the ring and hold their
titles high. After surrendering them to
the ref, the bell rings and this one gets underway.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Azrael
rolled DC
Niven Snake
rolled OC.
Niven
Snake executes a BACK SUPLEX SIDE SLAM....
Azrael
absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Azrael
rolled OC.
Niven Snake
rolled OC.
Niven
Snake executes a SAMOAN DROP....
The
Ambassador executes a Push Ref....
Azrael
was disqualified due to The Ambassador's interference in the match!!!
The
Snake Pit win via disqualification with a Push Ref over Devastation Inc!!!
WHAT
A CHEAP COPOUT WIN! The champs take the
low road. Even though they lost the
match, the belts don’t change hands on a DQ.
This brings out GM Max McGillicutty.
He says that he is not interested in cheesy finishes. He says that he can’t make the champs defend
the titles tonight but he will make the match for 2 weeks from now. The Ambassador tried to complain but it fell
on deaf ears. The Snake Pit recovered
and then dumped the champs from the ring.
They cornered the Ambassador and then triple powerbombed him in the
ring. Dr. Red Fang reached in and pulled
their manager to safety. The Champs
helped their manager from the ring.
This
brings tonight’s show to an end. Stay
Tuned; more to come.
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