Hello fans and welcome back to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter. Today in Independence Day and we are proud to bring your our Meltdown PPV event live from Tacoma, WA. Here is how today’s matches are lined up.
HCW Presents Meltdown PPV
Tacoma, WA
July 4, 2021
8:00 PM
Hardcore Title Match
I Quit! Rules Match, No Countout, 30 Minute Time
Limit
|
Wilber Townsend |
VS. |
Phantom Frank |
Grudge Match
Steel Cage, No Countout, 30 Minute Time Limit
|
Derek Deveraux |
VS. |
Albert Perez |
FallsCountAnywhere,
No Countout, 30 Minute Time Limit
|
The Wicked Prophet |
VS. |
Casper Wyoming |
US Title Match
30 Minute Time Limit
|
"The Ragin Cajun" Rad
Gumbo |
VS. |
Texas Wildfire |
World Tag Team Title Match
No Countout, 30 Minute Time Limit
|
Dash Woodbrick |
VS. |
Buzz Steel |
Ladies Title Match
30 Minute Time Limit
|
Violet Valkyrie (f) |
VS. |
Korbi Kong (f) |
Pyro
goes off and out comes GM Max McGillicutty.
Max thanks the fans for attending live as well as tuning in on PPV
TV. He says tonight’s card is stacked
and will be chock full of action. Before
he could leave, the lights dim and out comes the Hardcore Champion Wilber
Townsend alongside his brother TNT.
Wilber says he will take great pleasure in destroying the man, the myth,
the legend that is supposedly Phantom Frank.
Max tells him that since he won the Hardcore title after this match was
set up, tonight, Wilber has to put the title on the line. He proceeds to have a fit but then regains
his composure and starts to cackle. He
says that this is what he wanted all along.
Hardcore rules, No disqualification and pain and suffering will be the
main course tonight. Phantom Frank’s
music hits and out comes the masked man.
Wilber tells him as he passes by that he will make Frank say the magic
words – I Quit.
Phantom Frank continues his way to the ring and the fans pop for him. He climbs the turnbuckle and holds his arms
high getting the fans to pop even louder.
Wilber and TNT were standing on the stage and started to make their way
to ringside but GM Max McGillicutty stopped TNT and sent him to the back. It looks like Wilber is on his own for
this. Wilber gets into the ring and then
slips on his creepy half-melted Pennywise the clown mask. Frank doesn’t seem phased. The ref explains that there is no pin and the
only way to win is for the other to say the words “I Quit”. The bell rings starting this one off.
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In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Phantom
Frank executes a 8 FOOT UNDER (STRIKING GUT SHOT)....
Wilber
Townsend absorbs the punishment.
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In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Wilber
Townsend executes a SCOOP POWERSLAM....
Phantom
Frank attempts to defend against SCOOP POWERSLAM but is unsuccessful.
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In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Wilber
Townsend executes a HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK....
Phantom
Frank attempts to defend against HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK but is unsuccessful.
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In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Phantom
Frank executes a FURIOUSLY RUB FOE'S FACE INTO CANVAS....
Wilber
Townsend attempts to defend against FURIOUSLY RUB FOE'S FACE INTO CANVAS but is
unsuccessful.
Phantom
Frank FURIOUSLY RUB FOE'S FACE INTO CANVAS.
Wilber
Townsend does not submit!
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In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Wilber
Townsend executes a LIFTING SIDESLAM....
Phantom
Frank executes a RIP VAN WINKLE SLEEPER HOLD!....
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In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Phantom
Frank executes a SPINE SHATTER....
Wilber
Townsend reverses SPINE SHATTER!
Wilber Townsend
executes a SCOOP POWERSLAM....
Phantom
Frank attempts to defend against SCOOP POWERSLAM but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Phantom
Frank executes a SPINE SHATTER....
Wilber
Townsend absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Phantom
Frank executes a SPINE SHATTER....
Wilber
Townsend attempts to defend against SPINE SHATTER but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Phantom
Frank executes a SPINE SHATTER....
Wilber
Townsend absorbs the punishment.
===== In
the 10th minute of the match: =====
Wilber
Townsend executes a HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK....
Phantom
Frank executes a BRUTAL BACKBREAKER....
Phantom
Frank straps in the BRUTAL BACKBREAKER.
Wilber
Townsend does not submit!
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In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Wilber
Townsend executes a RAM INTO RINGPOST....
Phantom
Frank executes a SPINE SHATTER....
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Phantom
Frank executes a THE SPECTOR STRIKE....
Wilber
Townsend neutralizes THE SPECTOR STRIKE.
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In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Wilber
Townsend executes a LIFTING FOREARM SMASH....
Phantom
Frank attempts to defend against LIFTING FOREARM SMASH but is unsuccessful.
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In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Phantom
Frank executes a THE GHOSTLY GRASP (REAR NAKED CHOKE)....
Wilber
Townsend neutralizes THE GHOSTLY GRASP (REAR NAKED CHOKE).
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In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Phantom
Frank executes a DEATH NECK GRIP....
Wilber
Townsend neutralizes DEATH NECK GRIP.
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In the 16th minute of the match: =====
Wilber
Townsend executes a HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK....
Phantom
Frank reverses HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK!
Phantom
Frank executes a STRANGLE WITH TOWEL....
Wilber
Townsend attempts to defend against STRANGLE WITH TOWEL but is unsuccessful.
Phantom
Frank STRANGLES WILBER WITH A TOWEL.
Wilber
Townsend does not submit!
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In the 17th minute of the match: =====
Wilber
Townsend executes a GO TO SLEEP....
Phantom
Frank executes a 8 FOOT UNDER (STRIKING GUT SHOT)....
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In the 18th minute of the match: =====
Wilber
Townsend executes a RIP VAN WINKLE SLEEPER HOLD!....
Phantom
Frank absorbs the punishment.
Wilber
Townsend straps in the RIP VAN WINKLE SLEEPER HOLD!.
Phantom
Frank does not submit!
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In the 19th minute of the match: =====
Phantom
Frank executes a SPINE SHATTER....
Wilber
Townsend neutralizes SPINE SHATTER.
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In the 20th minute of the match: =====
Wilber
Townsend executes a REAR CHINLOCK....
Phantom
Frank neutralizes REAR CHINLOCK.
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In the 21st minute of the match: =====
Wilber
Townsend executes a RUNNING SENTON....
Phantom
Frank executes a UNDERWORLD (ENRAGED BEATDOWN)....
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In the 22nd minute of the match: =====
Wilber
Townsend executes a NA....
Phantom
Frank attempts to defend against NA but is unsuccessful.
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In the 23rd minute of the match: =====
Wilber
Townsend executes a GO TO SLEEP....
Phantom
Frank executes a THE SPECTOR STRIKE....
=====
In the 24th minute of the match: =====
Wilber
Townsend executes a LIFTING FOREARM SMASH....
Phantom
Frank absorbs the punishment.
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In the 25th minute of the match: =====
Wilber
Townsend executes a SHORTARM CLOTHESLINE....
Phantom
Frank executes a HEAD STONE (KNEE STRIKES TO HEAD)....
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In the 26th minute of the match: =====
Phantom
Frank executes a THE GHOSTLY GRASP (REAR NAKED CHOKE)....
Wilber
Townsend absorbs the punishment.
Phantom
Frank straps in the THE GHOSTLY GRASP (REAR NAKED CHOKE).
Wilber
Townsend does not submit!
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In the 27th minute of the match: =====
Wilber
Townsend executes a HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK....
Phantom
Frank executes a FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK WITH LEVERAGE FROM THE ROPES....
Phantom
Frank straps in the FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK WITH LEVERAGE FROM THE ROPES.
Wilber
Townsend does not submit!
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In the 28th minute of the match: =====
Wilber
Townsend rolled OC.
Phantom
Frank rolled OC.
Phantom
Frank executes a DEATH NECK GRIP....
TNT
rushes down and grabs a chair blasting Frank over the head with it. He then
runs over to the commentary booth, grabs something, and then takes off through
the crowd.
Wilber
Townsend straps in the FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK WITH LEVERAGE FROM THE ROPES.
The referee goes to check on Frank who is not
moving. Just then, the loudspeakers
blare out “I QUIT….I QUIT….I QUIT”.
The ref
assumed that Phantom Frank submits!!!
Wilber
Townsend wins with a FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK WITH LEVERAGE FROM THE ROPES over
Phantom Frank!!!
What
a HUGE miscarriage of justice. That
obviously wasn’t Frank who yelled the words.
In fact, it sounded a lot like TNT.
Wait a second…what exactly did TNT take from the announcers’ desk? After a quick check, we see it was a live
microphone. Even though there is no
solid proof, the ref awards the match via submission to Wilber Townsend who
retains his title in this match. The
fans are up in arms and on the verge of rioting. Wilber stands in the ring as a plethora of
garbage is thrown at him by the fans. He
just sits there and soaks it all in (literally). Medics come out and help Phantom Frank to the
back. This one is not over…not by a long shot.
While
crew comes out and cleans up around ringside, they also begin securing the
steel cage that was hanging above the ring to the posts and ensuring it is
sound.
We
cut to the back where Derek Deveraux is pacing like a caged animal. He says that Albert is not a man and continues
to act like a coward. Tonight, in the
confines of the steel cage, he will have nowhere to go and he promises to take
a pound of flesh out of Perez’s hide.
Albert
Perez comes out first to massive booing from the crowd. He walks to the ring but refuses to enter the
cage. Derek Deveraux comes out and makes
a beeline for the ring. He begins
chasing Albert around the outside of the cage but never catches him. On one pass, Albert slipped into the ring and
locked the cage door. Derek tried only
once to open the door and then began scaling the outside of the cage. He climbed over the top and then JUMPED OFF
catching Albert with a splash. Now that
both men are in the cage, we can begin.
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In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a German Suplex....
Albert
Perez executes a SPEAR....
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In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a Russian Legsweep....
Albert
Perez executes a VENGEANCE....
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In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Albert Perez
executes a THROW OUT OF RING (into cage wall)...
Derek
Deveraux attempts to defend against THROW OUT OF RING (into cage wall)...but is
unsuccessful.
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In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a Slingshot Legdrop....
Albert
Perez executes a THE DARKNESS....
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a Double Underhook Backbreaker....
Albert
Perez executes a THE DARKNESS....
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a German Suplex....
Albert Perez
attempts to defend against German Suplex but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a Throw Out Of Ring (into cage wall)....
Albert
Perez executes a VENGEANCE....
=====
In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a CATAPULT INTO CAGE....
Albert
Perez executes a THE DARKNESS....
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Albert
Perez executes a VENGEANCE....
Derek
Deveraux neutralizes VENGEANCE.
=====
In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a Bourbon Street Blues....
Albert
Perez attempts to defend against Bourbon Street Blues but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a SHOULDER SMASH INTO CAGE....
Albert
Perez absorbs the punishment.
1...2...
Albert
Perez kicks out of the pin!
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In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Albert
Perez executes a NA....
Derek
Deveraux absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a Whiplash....
Albert
Perez executes a THE DARKNESS....
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In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a RUNNING POWER SLAM ONTO CAGE....
Albert
Perez attempts to defend against RUNNING POWER SLAM ONTO CAGE but is
unsuccessful.
Derek
Deveraux is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Albert
Perez kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a Bourbon Street Blues....
Albert
Perez executes a LEG DROP....
Albert
Perez is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Derek
Deveraux kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 16th minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a Belly To Belly Suplex....
Albert
Perez attempts to defend against Belly To Belly Suplex but is unsuccessful.
Derek
Deveraux is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Albert
Perez was pinned by Derek Deveraux!!!
Derek
Deveraux is attempting to exit through the cage door!
Derek
Deveraux did not make it out of the cage!
The
match continues.
=====
In the 17th minute of the match: =====
Albert
Perez executes a SPEAR....
Derek
Deveraux absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 18th minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a Russian Legsweep....
Albert
Perez executes a THE DARKNESS....
=====
In the 19th minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a GRIND FACE INTO STEEL CAGE -- BLIND....
Albert
Perez executes a SPEAR....
=====
In the 20th minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a Vertical Suplex....
Albert
Perez attempts to defend against Vertical Suplex but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 21st minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a Belly To Belly Suplex....
Albert
Perez absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 22nd minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a German Suplex....
Albert
Perez attempts to defend against German Suplex but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 23rd minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a Release Powerbomb....
Albert
Perez neutralizes Release Powerbomb.
=====
In the 24th minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a Release Powerbomb....
Albert
Perez attempts to defend against Release Powerbomb but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 25th minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a Bourbon Street Blues....
Albert
Perez absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 26th minute of the match: =====
Derek
Deveraux executes a Bourbon Street Blues....
Albert
Perez absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 27th minute of the match: =====
Albert
Perez executes a VENGEANCE....
Derek
Deveraux absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 28th minute of the match: =====
Albert
Perez executes a LEG DROP....
Derek
Deveraux absorbs the punishment.
Albert
Perez is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Derek
Deveraux kicks out of the pin!
Derek
Deveraux climbs up the cage wall. Albert
follows him to the top of the cage. Both
men trade blows and Derek smashes Albert’s head against the top of the cage and
he falls down into the ring. Derek
descends the outside wall and drops to the floor!
Derek
Deveraux wins with a Climb out of steel cage over Albert Perez!!!
Derek
Deveraux finally gets a measure of revenge against Albert. The cage is detached from the ring and is
raised up. Derek gets the pop as the ref
raises his arm as the victor. At some
point, Albert slunk to the back. Derek
celebrated with the fans before heading back himself.
We
go backstage where Casper Wyoming is being interviewed. Casper says that the Wicked Prophet is just a
glorified bull(y) and he’s gonna hog tie him up and put him to pasture. Casper says that his path to a championship
goes through Prophet and by gum, he’s moving on.
Elsewhere
backstage, the Wicked Prophet is being interviewed by Larry Morton. Prophet tells Larry to stay silent and he
will do the talking. He says Casper is a
product of what happens when you dad marries his sister. He’s done with this cow pie and has his
sights set on becoming a champion again.
Larry gets in one question asking if Prophet is underestimating the cowboy. Prophet sneers at him and walks off.
We
head back to the ring for our next match which will be a Falls Count Anywhere
rules match. First, music hits and out
comes Wyoming’s favorite son, Casper Wyoming.
He shakes hands with the fans and makes his way to the ring. He becomes all serious once he steps through
the ropes. The music changes abruptly
and out comes the Wicked Prophet. The
fans boo him but he doesn’t seem to care.
He heads to the ring and attacks Casper starting this one off.
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In the 1st minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....
Casper
Wyoming executes a GUTWRENCH SUPLEX....
The
Wicked Prophet straps in THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH.
Casper
Wyoming does not submit!
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....
Casper
Wyoming executes a GUTWRENCH SUPLEX....
The
Wicked Prophet straps in the THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH.
Casper
Wyoming does not submit!
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a EXILE FROM THE RING....
Casper Wyoming
executes a PRESS & SLAM OPPONENT INTO 3RD ROW....
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a BAPTISM OF FIRE....
Casper
Wyoming executes a GUTWRENCH SUPLEX....
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a UNRIGHTEOUS DOMINION....
Casper
Wyoming absorbs the punishment.
The
Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Casper
Wyoming kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Casper
Wyoming executes a SUPERKICK....
The Wicked
Prophet attempts to defend against SUPERKICK but is unsuccessful.
Casper
Wyoming is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
The
Wicked Prophet kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Casper
Wyoming executes a FOREARM TO BACK....
The Wicked
Prophet absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Casper
Wyoming executes a SUPERKICK....
The Wicked
Prophet attempts to defend against SUPERKICK but is unsuccessful.
Casper
Wyoming is attempting a pin!!!
1...
The
Wicked Prophet kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....
Casper
Wyoming attempts to defend against THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH but is unsuccessful.
The
Wicked Prophet straps in THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH.
Casper
Wyoming does not submit!
=====
In the 10th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a PLANCHA OPPONENT THROUGH TABLE....
Casper
Wyoming absorbs the punishment.
The
Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Casper
Wyoming kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 11th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a NA....
Casper
Wyoming neutralizes NA.
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a PLANCHA OPPONENT THROUGH TABLE....
Casper
Wyoming executes a SUICIDE KING STOMP....
The
Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Casper
Wyoming kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....
Casper
Wyoming attempts to defend against THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH but is unsuccessful.
The
Wicked Prophet straps in THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH.
Casper
Wyoming does not submit!
The
Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Casper
Wyoming kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Casper
Wyoming executes a SUICIDE KING STOMP....
The Wicked
Prophet absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 15th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a BAPHOMET BRUISER....
Casper
Wyoming executes a PLANCHA OPPONENT THROUGH TABLE....
Casper
Wyoming is attempting a pin!!!
1...
The
Wicked Prophet kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 16th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a FIRE - WALK WITH ME....
Casper
Wyoming reverses FIRE - WALK WITH ME!
Casper
Wyoming executes a ACE HIGH LARIAT....
The Wicked
Prophet absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 17th minute of the match: =====
Casper
Wyoming executes a SMACK WITH FRYING PAN FROM AUDIENCE - DRAW BLOOD....
The Wicked
Prophet attempts to defend against SMACK WITH FRYING PAN FROM AUDIENCE - DRAW
BLOOD but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 18th minute of the match: =====
Casper
Wyoming executes an ACCIDENTALLY KNOCK REFEREE OUT OF RING....
The Wicked
Prophet does nothing.
Referee is
incapacitated for 5 more rounds.
=====
In the 19th minute of the match: =====
Casper
Wyoming executes a SUICIDE KING STOMP....
The Wicked
Prophet absorbs the punishment.
Referee is
incapacitated for 4 more rounds.
=====
In the 20th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a PROP 8....
Casper
Wyoming executes a SUICIDE KING STOMP....
Referee is
incapacitated for 3 more rounds.
=====
In the 21st minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a THE CRUCIFIX CLUTCH....
Casper
Wyoming absorbs the punishment.
Referee is
incapacitated for 2 more rounds.
=====
In the 22nd minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a FIRE - WALK WITH ME....
Casper
Wyoming executes a NA....
Referee is
incapacitated for 1 more rounds.
=====
In the 23rd minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a BAPHOMET BRUISER....
Casper
Wyoming attempts to defend against BAPHOMET BRUISER but is unsuccessful.
Referee is
no longer incapacitated.
=====
In the 24th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a SMASH EMPTY CHAIR OVER HEAD - DRAW BLOOD....
Casper
Wyoming executes a DOUBLE AXHANDLE CHOP....
The
Wicked Prophet is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Casper
Wyoming kicks out of the pin!
Casper
Wyoming is wearing a crimson mask.
=====
In the 25th minute of the match: =====
The Wicked
Prophet executes a FIRE - WALK WITH ME....
Casper
Wyoming executes a SUPERKICK....
Casper
Wyoming is attempting a pin!!!
1...Wicked
Prophet gets his foot on the bottom rope but the ref doesn’t see it…2...3
The
Wicked Prophet was pinned by Casper Wyoming!!!
Casper
Wyoming wins with a SUPERKICK over The Wicked Prophet!!!
Casper
gets the win and celebrates as his arm is raised. Prophet goes to the ref to complain stating
he had his foot on the bottom rope and that should have stopped the pin. The ref says he missed it and adds “sorry”. Prophet then BLASTS the ref hitting him with
the SMITE and sending him tumbling out of the ring. Prophet then attacks Casper and locks him in
the Crucifix Clutch. Casper is slapping
the mat (signifying a tap out) but Prophet refuses to let go. A gaggle of refs come out from the back and
try to pry Prophet off of Casper but they fail. Just then, World Champion Jack
Lumber (who is not on the show today) hops the railing (he was hanging out in
the Lumber Lounge…how did we not see him there?) and rushes to the ring. Prophet lets go and rolls out of the ring
before Jack can do anything. The Wicked Prophet
walks backwards up the ramp to the back with a huge smirk on his face staring
at Lumber. He then turns around and
heads backstage. Jack stays and helps
Casper to his feet and then helps him to the back.
We
head backstage to meet up with fan favorite Texas Wildfire. TW acknowledges that after losing the
hardcore title, he had to work his way up and now stands here as the #1
contender. He says that he’s honored to
be in the ring with the King of HCW Rad Gumbo.
He promises to give it his all.
Larry
Morton brings in the US Champion and King of HCW ‘the Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo
alongside his manager Ms. Alexandria.
Gumbo says that he’s held the title for 17 months. He says that although Texas Wildfire is a
great competitor, he plans on being the first person in HCW history to hold a
single title for 2 full years. His
Lordship and his manager head to the ring.
Our
next match is ready to get underway. The
fans pop huge as Texas Wildfire makes his way out to the ring. He stops by the Lumber Lounge to shake hands
with the World Champion Jack Lumber. He
enters the ring and climbs the turnbuckle eliciting a huge pop from the
crowd. He steps down and waits. After a moment we hear “GUMBO 730 MEANS ITS
SUPPA TIME, BITCH” and out comes the King of HCW and the current US Champion ‘the
Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo accompanied by his manager Ms. Alexandria. Regal music plays as the duo walk to the ring
waving to the fans. Gumbo removes his
cape and crown handing it gingerly to his manager. He then enters the ring to a loud pop from
the crowd. After his moment, he walks to
the center of the ring and hands the ref the title. He then extends his hand to Texas
Wildfire. TW accepts it. Both men step back as the ref calls for the
bell to start the match.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a VOOODOO DRIVER....
Texas
Wildfire executes a LEAPING DDT....
Texas
Wildfire is attempting a pin!!!
1...
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a EYE GOUGE....
Texas
Wildfire executes a HANGMAN CLOTHESLINE....
Texas
Wildfire is attempting a pin!!!
1...
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Texas
Wildfire executes a TURNBUCKLE SMASH....
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo attempts to defend against TURNBUCKLE SMASH but is
unsuccessful.
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a BURBON STREET BLUES....
Texas
Wildfire executes a SNAP POWERSLAM....
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a COTTONMOUTH CLUTCH....
Texas
Wildfire executes a SNAP POWERSLAM....
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a VOOODOO DRIVER....
Texas
Wildfire executes a HANGMAN CLOTHESLINE....
Texas
Wildfire is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a NEW ORLEANS CRAB....
Texas
Wildfire executes a BIONIC ELBOW....
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo straps in the NEW ORLEANS CRAB.
=====
In the 8th minute of the match: =====
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a FLIRT WITH THE LADIES....
Texas
Wildfire absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Texas
Wildfire executes a HANGMAN CLOTHESLINE....
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo attempts to defend against HANGMAN CLOTHESLINE but
is unsuccessful.
Texas
Wildfire is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 10th minute of the match: =====
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a FLIRT WITH THE LADIES....
Texas
Wildfire executes a SNAP POWERSLAM....
=====
In the 11th minute of the match: =====
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a FLIRT WITH THE LADIES....
Texas
Wildfire absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a COTTONMOUTH CLUTCH....
Texas
Wildfire climbs to the top rope attempting a swanton dive but Rad Gumbo moved and
Wildfire hit the mat hard landing on his back.
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a NEW ORLEANS CRAB....
Texas
Wildfire absorbs the punishment.
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo straps in the NEW ORLEANS CRAB.
Texas
Wildfire makes it to the ropes to break the hold but you can tell he is in
extreme pain.
=====
In the 14th minute of the match: =====
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo pulls Texas Wildfire to the center of the ring and executes
a NEW ORLEANS CRAB....
Texas
Wildfire attempts to defend against NEW ORLEANS CRAB but is unsuccessful.
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo straps in the NEW ORLEANS CRAB.
Texas
Wildfire, trapped in the center of the ring, submits!!!
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo wins with a NEW ORLEANS CRAB over Texas Wildfire!!!
Texas
Wildfire looks legitimately hurt. After receiving
his title back from the ref, he goes over to help Wildfire. Rad takes a mic and says that what happened
was just bad luck but he feels the two of them could really tear down the
house. Rad tells TW to get himself back
into tip top shape and he will give him another title match. The fans pop huge at this. The two men shake hands and Texas Wildfire is
helped to the back by medics. Gumbo and
his manager celebrate with the fans before heading back on their own.
Larry
Morton catches up with the Steel Curtain – Buzz and Starbuck Steel. Buzz says that he talks a lot but the biggest
loudmouth in HCW is Dash Woodbrick.
Starbuck promises the fans that Dash will get what is coming to him. He adds “Now Dennis, that guy is fun to hang
around with. Too bad you hooked yourself
up to that sinking ship.” Buzz says that
for the first time in well over a year, the Steel Curtain are walking out
tonight with gold around their waists.
The
World Tag Team Champions DD Double D Duo (Dash Woodbrick and Dennis Marshall)
are backstage listening to that interview.
When Starbuck mentions Dennis’ name, he smiles in appreciation. Dash, on the other hand, is not so happy
about the comments. “These two schmucks
literally think they can beat us. They
legitimately think they have a shot at beating us. What a crock of shit. These two wannabees can go to Applebees and
cry in their peas as they will NOT be leaving with anything other than a loss
on their record tonight.” Dash walks off
and Dennis looks around before following.
Our
next match is ready to go. First, the Steel
Curtain’s music hits and out comes Buzz and Starbuck Steel. They get one of the loudest pops of the
night. They shake hands with the fans
and make their way to the ring. They
enter the ring and climb the turnbuckles to a elicit an even greater pop from
the fans. “DD DOUBLE D DUO” sounds over
the loudspeakers and out comes the World Tag Team Champions Dash Woodbrick and
Dennis Marshall. The crowd is split as
half hate and boo Dash and the other half cheer for Dennis. This irritates Dash to no end. He starts marching towards the ring. He tells Dennis that he will be starting off
the match to which Dennis acknowledges getting ready to square off against Buzz. After handing over their titles, the bell
rings but before any action can take place, Dash jumps off the apron, grabs a
steel chair and smacks Starbuck in the back.
The ref sees it and immediately disqualifies the champions for using
illegal objects. Dash starts laughing
and grabs a mic. “I told you you losers
weren’t leaving here without anything.”
He drops the mic and starts to walk off however GM Max McGillicutty
shows up on stage. “Hold it right there
Hoss. You aren’t going anywhere. In fact, I’m making an executive decision
here. First, that travesty of a match
that didn’t even get started is wiped from the record books. Never happened. Second, a new match takes place RIGHT NOW! Third, you see that cage above you? This is now a Steel Cage match for the Tag
Team Titles.” The fans pop huge at Max’s
announcement. Dash throws a
tantrum. Crew come out and fix the cage
to the ring. Dennis, Starbuck and Buzz
are all waiting in the ring. Finally,
Dash joins them and the match gets underway.
(Editor’s
note: This match went an astonishing 77
minutes so instead of posting 17 pages worth of match details, we will show
highlights and the final 10.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....
Dennis
Marshall absorbs the punishment.
Starbuck
Steel tags out to Buzz Steel
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Buzz Steel
executes a BUZZKILL (INSUGURI)....
Dennis
Marshall absorbs the punishment.
Buzz
Steel is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Dash Woodbrick makes the save!!!!!
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Dennis
Marshall executes a TOP-ROPE LEGDROP....
Buzz Steel
executes a FLYING KNEE SMASH....
Dennis
Marshall is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Buzz
Steel kicks out of the pin!
Dennis
Marshall tags out to Dash Woodbrick
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Dash
Woodbrick executes a Kip Up Evasion & Taunt....
Buzz Steel
absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Dash
Woodbrick rolled OC/TT
Buzz Steel
rolled OC.
Everyone in
the ring for one round!!!
Dennis
Marshall executes a SEATED HEADLOCK....
Dash
Woodbrick executes a Kip Up Evasion & Taunt....
Starbuck
Steel executes a CATAPULT INTO CAGE....
Buzz Steel
executes a FLYING KNEE SMASH....
Double
teaming ends.
=====
In the 17th minute of the match: =====
Dennis Marshall executes a B-52 KNEEDROP OFF TOP
OF CAGE....
Buzz Steel CATCHES HIM AND THEN executes a CHOKE
BETWEEN ROPES AND CAGE....
Buzz Steel
tags out to Starbuck Steel
=====
In the 25th minute of the match: =====
.
Dennis
Marshall does nothing for the round.
Dash Woodbrick, very unhappy with the ref’s
officiating, executes a KNOCK REF
UNCONSCIOUS....
Starbuck
Steel attempts to defend against Double Teaming. but is unsuccessful.
Double
teaming ends.
=====
In the 33rd minute of the match: =====
Dash Woodbrick once again executes a KNOCK REF
UNCONSCIOUS....
Starbuck
Steel attempts to defend against KNOCK REF UNCONSCIOUS but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 39th minute of the match: =====.
Starbuck Steel executes a CHOKE WITH CHAIN THROWN
INTO CAGE BY MASKED ALLY....
Starbuck goes to use it on Dash Woodbrick but he
pushes Dennis in front of him and Dennis Marshall absorbs the punishment.
Starbuck
Steel is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Dennis
Marshall kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 46th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a THE BUCKINATOR....
Dash Woodbrick neutralizes THE BUCKINATOR.
Dash Woodbrick tags out to Dennis Marshall
=====
In the 62nd minute of the match: =====
Dennis
Marshall executes a DOUBLE-KNEE FACEBREAKER....
Dash Woodbrick executes a USE BRASS KNUCKLES --
DRAW BLOOD.... Buzz Steel is busted open.
Buzz Steel
staggers after the brass knuckle shot and accidentally executes a KNOCK REF
UNCONSCIOUS....
Double
teaming ends.
Referee is
incapacitated for 4 more rounds.
=====
In the 65th minute of the match: =====
Dennis
Marshall does nothing for the round.
Dash Woodbrick yells at Dennis for standing around
before he executes a Superkick....
Starbuck
Steel executes a CRUSH FINGERS AGAINST CAGE AND SHOOTING STAR BUCK....
Double
teaming ends.
Referee is
incapacitated for 1 more rounds.
We
now join the match at the 68th minute taking us through the end.
=====
In the 68th minute of the match: =====
Dennis
Marshall executes a BRAINBUSTER ELBOW SMASH....
Starbuck
Steel executes a THE BUCKINATOR....
Dennis Marshall tags out to Dash Woodbrick
=====
In the 69th minute of the match: =====
Dash
Woodbrick executes a CATAPULT INTO CAGE....
Starbuck
Steel absorbs the punishment.
Starbuck Steel rolls out of the way and tags out
to Buzz Steel
=====
In the 70th minute of the match: =====
Dash
Woodbrick executes a Throw out of Ring (into cage wall)....
Buzz Steel
executes a GRIND FACE INTO STEEL CAGE -- BLIND....
=====
In the 71st minute of the match: =====
Buzz Steel
executes a GRIND FACE INTO STEEL CAGE -- BLIND....
Dash Woodbrick reverses GRIND FACE INTO STEEL CAGE
-- BLIND!
Dash Woodbrick (who must really hate this referee) executes a KNOCK REF UNCONSCIOUS....
Buzz Steel
absorbs the punishment.
Buzz Steel tags out to Starbuck Steel
Referee is
incapacitated for 4 more rounds.
=====
In the 72nd minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a SMALL PACKAGE HOOKING TIGHTS....
Dash
Woodbrick attempts to defend against SMALL PACKAGE HOOKING TIGHTS but is
unsuccessful.
Starbuck has him rolled up but no ref to make the
count.
Referee is
incapacitated for 3 more rounds.
Dash
Woodbrick is no longer on defense.
=====
In the 73rd minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel executes a CHOPS TO CHEST....
Dash
Woodbrick attempts to defend against CHOPS TO CHEST but is unsuccessful.
Referee is
incapacitated for 2 more rounds.
=====
In the 74th minute of the match: =====
Dash
Woodbrick rolled OC/TT
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC.
Everyone in
the ring for one round!!!
Dennis
Marshall executes a SEATED HEADLOCK....
Dash
Woodbrick executes a CRUSH FINGERS AGAINST CAGE AND Hammerlock Powerbomb....
Starbuck
Steel executes a SHOOTING STAR BUCK....
Buzz Steel
executes a FLYING KNEE SMASH....
Double
teaming ends.
Referee is
incapacitated for 1 more rounds.
=====
In the 75th minute of the match: =====
Dash
Woodbrick rolled OC/TT
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC.
Dennis
Marshall, Dash Woodbrick double teaming
for 2 rounds.
Dennis
Marshall executes a LOW DROPKICK....
Dash
Woodbrick executes a Throw out of Ring (into the cage wall)....
Starbuck
Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....
Dennis
Marshall, Dash Woodbrick are double teaming for 1 more rounds.
Referee is
no longer incapacitated.
=====
In the 76th minute of the match: =====
Dennis
Marshall executes a HAMMERING RIGHTS....
Dash
Woodbrick executes a Hammerlock Powerbomb....
Starbuck
Steel attempts to defend against Double Teaming. but is unsuccessful.
Double
teaming ends.
=====
In the 77th minute of the match: =====
Dash
Woodbrick executes a Superkick....
The referee, who had been knocked
around by Dash Woodbrick the entire match steps in front of him and flips him
off with double birds. Dash is
shocked! The GALL of this nobody….
Starbuck
Steel executes a SMALL PACKAGE HOOKING TIGHTS....
Starbuck
Steel is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Dash
Woodbrick was pinned by Starbuck Steel!!!
Starbuck
Steel wins with a SMALL PACKAGE HOOKING TIGHTS over Dash Woodbrick!!!
Both
teams just went through HELL and the Steel Curtain emerged the victors! Buzz and Starbuck Steel are the NEW World Tag
Team Champions. The cage is raised and
the ref hands the NEW champions their titles. An exhausted Buzz and Starbuck get a little
refreshed as they stand tall holding their titles. Dash Woodbrick leaves first and slinks to the
back. Dennis stayed a moment and
congratulated the new champs before leaving.
Dennis is such a good sport. As
the Steel Curtain were celebrating their win, Devastation Inc (Dr. Red Fang,
Azrael and Barry Morningstar) hit the ring and attack the champs. The champs were so exhausted after their
match that they couldn’t even fight back.
Biceps Bannerman, Casper Wyoming, Phantom Frank and Jack Lumber ran out
to chase off the villains. Buzz and
Starbuck had to be taken to the back on stretchers.
(Editor’s note: the full breakdown for the match will be
available to anyone who wants it)
We
cut to the back where ‘Sassy’ Maxine DeVito is with ‘Broken’ Korbi Kong. Maxine gloats that tonight, they continue to
dominate and dismantle Violet Valkyrie.
Korbi just stands there blankly staring at the camera. They then leave to head to the ring.
Ladies
Champion Violet Valkyrie is backstage with Larry Morton. She tells Larry that Maxine is the thorn in
the lion’s paw. She is going to take
care of her former friend tonight and then she will deal with Maxine. She takes off to go to the ring.
Music
hits and ‘Broken’ Korbi Kong comes out accompanied by ‘Sassy’ Maxine
DeVito. The duo are booed as they make
their way to the ring. Maxine shows the
ref that she is there representing Korbi as her “manager” for this match. Korbi stands in the ring and blankly stares
at the camera. The music changes and the
stage fills up with fog and out flies the Ladies Champion Violet Valkyrie on a
zip line that leads to the ring. She is
lowered and disconnects herself. She
glares at Korbi who responds with no emotion.
Maxine’s upper lip keeps curling in annoyance. Violet removes her title and holds it high as
she climbs the turnbuckle. She steps
down and hands her title to the ref. We
don’t have to wait long for the match to begin.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Violet
Valkyrie (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled OC.
Violet
Valkyrie (f) executes a JAPANESE ARMDRAG....
Korbi Kong
(f) executes a DIVING FOREARM TO BACK....
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Violet
Valkyrie (f) rolled OC.
Korbi Kong
(f) rolled DC
Violet
Valkyrie (f) executes a JUMPING KNEE SMASH....
Korbi Kong
(f) reverses JUMPING KNEE SMASH!
'Sassy'
Maxine DeVito executes a Blatantly Attack foe....
Violet
Valkyrie (f) attempts to defend against Blatantly Attack foe but is
unsuccessful.
Korbi
Kong (f) was disqualified due to 'Sassy' Maxine DeVito's interference in the
match!!!
Violet
Valkyrie (f) wins with a Blatantly Attack foe over Korbi Kong (f)!!!
Only
2 minutes in and this one is disappointingly over. Maxine grabs a chair and smashes Violet with
it. She then hands the title to Korbi
and tells her to ‘end’ Violet. The fans
scream ‘No’ but it seems Korbi is just too far gone. She raises the chair high and then smashes it
over Violet’s back repeatedly as Maxine looks on and laughs. Queen Goldie Locks and Hayley Hailstorm rush out
and Korbi and Maxine leave. The show
comes to an end with medics flooding the ring to check on the Ladies Champion.
I
am sure there will be major fallout because of this. Stay tuned.
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