Hello fans and
welcome back to another episode of HCW’s Tacoma Thunder. Pyro goes off and out comes our GM Max
McGillicutty. He thanks the fans for
attending and lets us know that once again, HCW took its show on the road and
on last Friday, a Ladies Battle Royal was held.
The show went off without a hitch and the surprising winner of a future
Ladies title shot was none other than Jazz Emmett. Jazz defeated Madame Jade in the final moments
of the match to secure the win. After
the match, Jade issued Jazz a challenge for that future title shot and Jazz
accepted. This match will be added to
the Supershow in 2 days in Phoenix, AZ.
We then go over the lineup for today’s show:
Tacoma Thunder House Show
Tacoma, WA
May 6, 2018
20 Minute Time Limit
Non-Title Match
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine
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VS.
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Wendell Hammerschmidt
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20 Minute Time Limit
'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston
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VS.
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Red McNulty
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20 Minute Time Limit
Davis "the
Hoff" Hoffmeister
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VS.
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'Bad News' Marvin Barnes
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Grudge Match
Falls Count Anywhere
No Count out
30 Minute Time Limit
HARDCORE HENSEN
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VS.
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Jacques Beannot
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20 Minute Time Limit
Betsy Cummings (f)
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VS.
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Vanilla Zombie (f)
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For the Ladies Title
30 Minute Time Limit
Candice Charisma (f)
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VS.
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Scarlett Phoenix (f)
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The show kicks off
with Wendell coming out to booing from the crowd. He makes a beeline for the ring and takes a
mic. He tells the audience to shut up
while he speaks. He says that Drew has
no problem signing on for a match but when it comes to putting his title on the
line, he’s plain scared of him. Drew the
Canadian Love Machine comes out to a huge pop from the crowd. He tells Wendell that if wants their match
tonight to have the US title on the line then so be it. It looks like we have ourselves a title match
to kick things off. Once Drew got in the
ring though, the music changed and out comes Max. He tells Drew that although he supports him
wanting to be a fighting champion, Wendell is not next in line; in fact, he’s
not even in the top 10 so if Wendell wants to earn a shot at the title, he will
have to do so like any other wrestler.
The match is changed back to a non-title match.
We’ll give Wendell
a little credit…he tried. But up against
the US Champion, you have to do more than try and Drew dominated the match
which ended up being pretty one-sided and at the 15 minute mark, he connects
with the La Casita and scores the pin.
Drew wins the match and the fans pop.
He celebrates with the fans for a few minutes before heading to the
back.
Backstage,
Hardcore Hensen approaches Jacques Beannot before their match taking place
later tonight. Hardcore demands that
their match bet a specialty one. Jacques
asked why and Hensen replied with “BECAUSE IT’S HARDCORE”. He looked at Jacques like he had two heads
and then walked off. Jacques stared at
him and shook his head.
Our next match is
ready to begin. First, out comes the
Irishman Red McNulty. Red is booed as he
makes his way down to the ring. Next,
music changes and out comes ‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston. The fans pop pretty loud for him as he makes
his way down to the ring. Red, of
course, doesn’t like that and attacks him before the bell. Lucas only needed a minute or two to recover
from the pre-match attack and took the fight to the irate Irishman. At one point, Red locked Lucas in a cobra
clutch but Lucas was able to make it to the ropes to break the hold. The ref had to forcibly get Red to break the
hold and then the two began to have words.
Lucas shook off the cobwebs and as soon as McNulty turned around, he
dropped him with an arm drag but held on and used that to roll him up for the
1-2-3. Red Hot gets the win and the fans
pop huge for him. He leaves the ring as
McNulty gets to his feet and begins kicking the ropes in frustration. He eventually leaves also. (14 min)
Backstage, Betsy
Cummings is stretching and preparing for her match when her opponent Vanilla
Zombie walks in. Betsy yells “What do
you want?” but Vanilla stares at her and asks “Why”. “Why What?” Betsy responds with but when no
answer is forthcoming, she asks again “Why What?” Vanilla cocks her head and
just stares at her. Betsy gets into her
face “What do you want? You want our
match to be for my spot…is that it? What
is wrong with you?” When no reply is
found, Betsy breaks down and agrees to make this for her spot in the top
10. “But when I beat the crap out of
you, you’ll wish you never 5tangled with me.”
Betsy storms off and Vanilla cocks her head and a (creepy) smile comes
across her face. She turns and leaves
also.
Music hits and we
hear “I’ve got some bad news for ya” and out comes ‘Bad News’ Marvin
Barnes. Barnes, always in a grumpy mood,
stomps down to the ring. Next, music
changes and out comes “the Hoff” Davis Hoffmeister. The fans practically lose it and the noise
almost blows the roof off. Davis
high-fives with the fans as he jogs to the ring. Davis climbs each of the corner turnbuckles
and the fans pop louder each time. He
removes his jacket and as soon as the bell rings, Barnes goes right on the
offensive. Davis had the fans solidly
behind him and he fended off the attack by Marvin and at a few points, was
toying with Marvin to let him think he had a fighting chance. After throwing Marvin to the ropes, he
connected with a roundhouse kick that almost took the man’s head off. Davis finally made the merciful cover and got
the 1-2-3. Davis Hoffmeister gets the
win much to the fan’s delight. He leaves
and takes his time celebrating with the fans.
The ref helped Marvin to the back.
(15 min)
Backstage,
Scarlett Phoenix says that tonight, she has an opportunity to make history and
become the Ladies Champion. She knows
that Candice is devious and will do whatever she has to to win but Scarlett
says she’s been watching tapes of her and knows what to expect. Short of Candice discovering the Infinity Gauntlet,
there should be a new champion crowned tonight.
Our next match is
up and this one will have hardcore rules.
The ref announces that this will be “Falls Count Anywhere” rules and that
it is also a no DQ/no Countout match.
First, Jacques Beannot comes out and the fans pop for him. He runs to the ring and slides under the
bottom rope. Next, over the loudspeakers
blares “BECAUSE I’M HARDCORE” and out comes Hardcore Hansen and he marches down
to the ring with military precision. He
gets in the ring and begins pushing Jeannot around. The bell rings and these two begin to slug it
out.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled DC
Jacques
Beannot rolled OC.
Jacques
Beannot executes a THE SPREADSHEET....
HARDCORE
HENSEN attempts to defend against THE SPREADSHEET but is unsuccessful.
Jacques
Beannot straps in the THE SPREADSHEET.
HARDCORE
HENSEN does not submit!
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled DC
Jacques
Beannot rolled OC.
Jacques
Beannot executes a SMASH EMPTY CHAIR OVER HEAD - DRAW BLOOD....
HARDCORE
HENSEN attempts to defend against SMASH EMPTY CHAIR OVER HEAD - DRAW BLOOD but
is unsuccessful.
Jacques Beannot is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
HARDCORE
HENSEN kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled DC
Jacques
Beannot rolled OC.
Jacques
Beannot executes a THE SPREADSHEET....
HARDCORE
HENSEN absorbs the punishment.
Jacques
Beannot is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
HARDCORE
HENSEN kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled OC.
Jacques
Beannot rolled DC
HARDCORE
HENSEN executes a PLANCHA OPPONENT THROUGH TABLE....
Jacques
Beannot reverses PLANCHA OPPONENT THROUGH TABLE!
Jacques
Beannot executes a JAW JACKER....
HARDCORE
HENSEN absorbs the punishment.
Jacques
Beannot is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
HARDCORE
HENSEN kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled OC.
Jacques
Beannot rolled OC.
HARDCORE
HENSEN executes a HARD CHOPS....
Jacques
Beannot executes a FLYING FIVEARM....
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled DC
Jacques
Beannot rolled OC.
Jacques
Beannot executes a JAW JACKER....
HARDCORE
HENSEN attempts to defend against JAW JACKER but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled OC.
Jacques
Beannot rolled DC
HARDCORE
HENSEN executes a STIFF CLOTHESLINE....
Jacques
Beannot neutralizes STIFF CLOTHESLINE.
=====
In the 8th minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled OC.
Jacques
Beannot rolled OC.
HARDCORE
HENSEN executes a STIFF CLOTHESLINE....
Jacques
Beannot executes a CANANDIAN SMASH....
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled OC.
Jacques
Beannot rolled OC.
HARDCORE
HENSEN executes a HARD TIMES....
Jacques
Beannot executes a FLYING FIVEARM....
=====
In the 10th minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled OC.
Jacques
Beannot rolled DC
HARDCORE
HENSEN executes a KNEELIFT TO JAW....
Jacques
Beannot absorbs the punishment.
Hensen
pulls Beannot out of the ring. He
reaches under the ring and pulls out what looks to be an old computer
tower. It must be old as it looks
incredibly heavy. Hensen motions that he’s
going to use it to bash in Jacques’ head (that’s pretty mean). He picks up the heavy PC and begins
lumbering to where Jacques is laid out.
In an act of desperation, Jacques snatches the commentator’s laptop and
using it like a Frisbee, hurls it at Hensen hitting him in the stomach. He loses his grip on the PC and it smashes
him in the head drawing blood. Hensen is
disoriented and Jacques rolls him back into the ring.
=====
In the 11th minute of the match: =====
HARDCORE
HENSEN rolled DC
Jacques
Beannot rolled OC.
Jacques
Beannot executes a FLYING FIVEARM....
HARDCORE
HENSEN attempts to defend against FLYING FIVEARM but is unsuccessful.
Jacques
Beannot is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
HARDCORE
HENSEN was pinned by Jacques Beannot!!!
Jacques
Beannot wins with a FLYING FIVEARM over HARDCORE HENSEN!!!
Backstage, Ladies
Champion is standing there with her title slung over her shoulder. She mockingly laughs saying “Scarlett, I don’t
give a damn who you think you are or what you think you know about me just
because you watch a video. I am THE
ladies champion and not you, or Ravishing Raquel or anyone will take this belt
from me until I am good and ready to let it go so…never. Settle for being second best. Hahaha”
We head back to
the ring for our next match which is now for Betsy’s spot in the Ladies Top
10. First, Vanilla Zombie comes out and the
fans pop for her. She passes by her
group of Zombies and it seems the number of individuals has grown. It looks like Vanilla is getting quite the
following. Once in the ring, Betsy’s
music hits and she comes out to booing from the fans especially the
zombies. Betsy mocks them as she makes
her way to the ring. Vanilla is in the
ring pacing. The bell rings before Betsy
is ready and Vanilla goes right on the offensive. Betsy was beside herself with how vicious
Vanilla was in the ring. Around 10
minutes in, she motioned for her twin sister to come out to try for a
switch-a-roo but before Felicia could
make it to the ring, Ruby Rose comes out and prevents her from interfering in
the match. The fans popped as Ruby
peppered Felicia with lefts and rights until she tucked tail and ran to the back. Ruby looked to the ring and nodded to Vanilla
before leaving. We join the match now at
the 11 minute mark.
=====
In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Betsy
Cummings (f) rolled OC.
Vanilla
Zombie (f) rolled OC.
Betsy
Cummings (f) executes a SUNSET FLIP ....
Vanilla
Zombie (f) executes a CHOKESLAM....
Vanilla
Zombie (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Betsy
Cummings (f) grabs the ropes to break up the pin!
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Betsy
Cummings (f) rolled OC.
Vanilla
Zombie (f) rolled OC.
Betsy
Cummings (f) executes a SUNSET FLIP ....
Vanilla
Zombie (f) executes a CHOKESLAM....
Vanilla
Zombie (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Betsy
Cummings (f) gets her foot on the bottom rope to stop the count!
Betsy
Cummings (f) rolled OC.
Vanilla
Zombie (f) rolled OC.
Betsy
Cummings (f) executes a ARMBAR....
Vanilla
Zombie (f) executes a THIRD CHOKESLAM....
Vanilla
Zombie (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Betsy
Cummings (f) was pinned by Vanilla Zombie (f)!!!
Vanilla
Zombie (f) wins with a CHOKESLAM over Betsy Cummings (f)!!!
Max McGillicutty
is back in his office and he talks up the Supershow representing 675 issues of
the Wrestling Newsletter. Max says that Phoenix
GM Master Bull is pulling out all the stops and has a pretty well stacked card:
Jazz Emmett vs
Madame Jade for the Money in the Bank contract.
Lavender Gooms vs
El Gato Negro in an “Anything Goes” rules match.Ravishing Raquel vs Candice Charisma (non-title if Candice retains the belt or a top contender match if she loses)
6 Man Tag Team Champ rematch: Talon McFrost, Otto Ruthless and Wilber Townsend vs the Banker and the Regulators but this time will be a no time limit match in a steel cage. The stipulation from their 5/2 match (Ruth Heartless’ managerial services flip to the champs if they retain) is still in place. There will either be new champions or Ruth will manage Talon, Otto and Wilber moving forward.
The main event has ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo cashing in his first MITB contract against World Champion Buzz Steel.
It’s time for our main event. First, the challenger Scarlett Phoenix comes out and the fans pop huge for her. Once in the ring, the Ladies Champion Candice Charisma comes out and the fans boo the crap out of her. She ignores the fans the best she could. Candice immediately got into Scarlett’s face and the smack talking began. As soon as the bell rang, the two ladies began slugging it out. Scarlett kept up with the champ anticipating all the cheating that was going to happen but Candice changed things up and actually wrestled by the book which threw Scarlett off her game. Once Scarlett figured out what was going on, Candice hurled Scarlet into the corner and she missed the turnbuckles and smacked the steel post with her shoulder. Candice pulled her into the middle of the ring and called for her signature move - the Northern Lights Suplex and she connected. She leaned heavily on Scarlett’s bum arm preventing her from kicking out. Candice gets the win and retains her title (11 min). She stands up and yanks the belt from the ref. As she’s showboating, the crowd explodes when Ravishing Raquel comes out and runs down to the ring. The two begin throwing lefts and rights and had to be separated by security. The two kept trying to go at each other but as more and more security got in the ring, they were able to keep them apart. The show comes to an end with the two of them jaw jacking against each other.
Thanks for
reading. Stay tuned as the Phoenix Super
Show is up next.
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