Hello fans and
welcome back to another episode of HCW’s Tacoma Thunder. The show begins with (temporary) GM ‘The
Ragin Cajun’ King Rad Gumbo along with Queen Alexandria come out to stand on
the stage. The fans boo them and the
Queen takes the mic and screams for them to shut it. That only riled the fans up even more. King Rad said that Tacoma will continue to be
the A-Show while Master Bull and the Phoenix roster will only ever be “second
class”. Rad says that he has a joker, a
wild card if you will, up his sleeve. Master Bull will never see it
coming. He laughs and he and his queen
leave the stage.
Lexy Flexx comes
out after the pyro finished going off and took a mic. She then called out Candice Charisma stating
that she wasn’t done with her by a long shot.
Candice comes out but says she’s not going to lower herself to Lexy’s
level and declines going to the ring.
Lexy then states that she is challenging Candice for her spot in the
Ladies Top 10 line up. Candice flips
out. Just then, the Ladies Champion Ravishing
Raquel comes out and tells them that she will be defending her title tonight
and it will be against one of the two of them but if Candice doesn’t want to
forfeit her shot, she’d better head down to the ring now for her match. Candice grumpily stomps her way down to the
ring.
Lexy Flexx started
off like a rocket and Candice struggled to keep up with her. Candice managed to hit some high profile
moves but Lexy owned this one. Thinking
that things were about to go south, she got out of the ring. Lexy followed her. Candice then whipped Lexy into the steel
steps. She then pulled out a set of
handcuffs from under the ring and proceeded to handcuff Lexy to the ringside
barrier. She rolled back in the ring and
sat cross-legged in the ring waiting for the count to be reached. Finally, the ref counted to 10 and since Lexy
wasn’t able to make it back in, she gets counted out. Candice gets the win via countout and goes on
to tonight’s main event to take on Ravishing Raquel. Candice walks to the back as the fans boo and
she points to her head seemingly insinuating she outsmarted Lexy. (10 ½ min)
Backstage, the Smashers
and MJ storm into the Ragin Cajun King Rad Gumbo’s office (he’s been insisting
we use his full title). They demand
another title shot at Elitism. Rad says
they have to go through the Desperados first. And by the way, that match is up
next. He then kicks them all out of his
office.
First, the
Smashers and their manager MJ come out first and are booed. Next, the fan favorites the Desperados (El
Chango and Leon Teremoto) come out and the fans go crazy. MJ directs the Smashers to attack their
opponents before the bell. Leon gets
whipped hard into the ringpost and he goes down. They double team El Chango but he fights the
off as the bell rings. El Chango hits
Smasher #1 with a Muta Lock but ends up getting tossed out of the ring. Smasher #2 followed him out and hit him with
the Fall of Man right on the exposed concrete floor. El Chango is not able to make it back in and
the Smashers get the win in only 30 seconds.
Medics come out and check out the Desperados. Leon was busted open the hard way and needed
help to the back. El Chango was helped
to the back also. MJ gets on the mic and
says that the most dominant team in all of wrestling is back and they want
gold. MJ demands that Elitism give them
another title shot or they will continue to destroy the roster until there is
no one left.
King Rad is on the
phone and it sounds like he making plans to go somewhere. Rad tells Alexandria that “it’s done” and
they are all set. She smiles commenting
“It must be great to be the King”. He
smiles back and says “You know it”.
We head back to
the ring for the next match. First,
Lavender Gooms comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Next, the Duchess comes out and the reaction
she got wasn’t much better. She gets to
the ring and this one begins pretty quickly.
A video of Candice backstage airs and Lavender uses the distraction to
lock in the Lavender Lock and the Duchess tapped out. Lavender gets the win and retains her
spot. (10 min)
Backstage, the
Ladies Champion Ravishing Raquel and she credits Candice for being sneaky
stealing a win over Lexy and distracting the Duchess to cause her to lose. However, now she’s dealing with the Ladies
Champion and that won’t work on her. She
tells Candice that she’d best bring her A-Game or this one will end fast
tonight.
We go back to the
ring for our next match. Bishop Ripley
makes his way out first and he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. Next, Pete Punsher comes out and just when it
looks like he’s going to whip out some puns, he pauses and then just heads to
the ring. The two battled tooth and nail
for the entire match with neither giving an inch. They took this one right to the time limit
and just when Bishop connected with a perfectly executed flying dropkick, he
made the cover but just ran out of time as the time limit expired. This one ends in a draw and neither
instigated any further aggression. (20
min draw)
We cut back to GM
King Rad in his office and he’s digging through his (Max McGillicutty’s) desk
and he comes across a piece of paper that makes his face light up. He says that this is huge and he’s going to
head to the ring to drop this bombshell.
Before King Rad
could make his way out, our next match is ready to go. Billy Robbins is already in the ring and
Superstar Chic Monroe makes his way down.
The match begins right away and Billy immediately slingshots Chic over
the top rope and right to the floor.
Now, King Rad comes out and looks put off for having to delay his
announcement. Rad begins to walk to the
ring and yells at the ref to call the match.
The ref looks perplexed and Rad says that the match is over. Billy wins via countout blah blah blah. Rad then orders everyone to leave. Chic looked pissed off. He, Billy and the ref all left leaving his
royalness in the ring.
Rad says he has
some huge news and says that even though it’s been in the works for a while
now, he says that the name of the April PPV is officially changing. He gloats that he’s beaten Max, Bull, hell,
even the owners at this news and says that the new name for the PPV will be
called Critical Mass. The fans pop as
they seem to like it but Rad yells at them for being sheep and pawns and he
doesn’t care if they like his news or not so they can just shut their traps and
sit their asses down. The fans, of
course, boo the HELL out of him and he smirks as he makes his way to the back.
It’s now time for
our Main Event. First, the challenger
Candice Charisma comes out and the fans boo her. She once again points to her head signaling
how smart she (thinks she) is. Her music
is cut off and out comes…Lexy Flexx.
What is she doing here? She waves
at Candice as she goes to sit at commentary.
Candice isn’t happy. The music
changes again and…what is this a convention…out comes the Duchess. She makes her way down and goes to sit at
commentary opposite Lexy. Candice is
really getting pissed. Finally, the
champ’s music hits and out comes the Ladies champion Ravishing Raquel. She gets into the ring and climbs each of the
turnbuckles holding her title high. She
leans over the top rope and tells Lexy and the Duchess to stay out of the
match…they can have what’s left of Candice after she’s completed her
business. The two women fought hard with
Candice surprisingly staying one step ahead of the champ. About 12 minutes in, Lexy got up and tried to
interfere in the match tripping Candice.
She didn’t get caught. 3 minutes
later, the Duchess got involved but she went after the champ knocking her off
the top rope. Candice capitalized on the interference and
hit the ladies champ with a legsweep.
She went for the pin putting both feet on the ropes. Just as the ref counted to three, he saw Lexy
knocking Candice’s feet from the ropes.
The ref said that due to interference and Candice tried to cheat, he
would award the match but not the title to Candice. She threw a bitch fit. This brought out GM King Rad and he said that
he would reverse the decision but the ref told him that he had no power to do
so. Rad suggested that Raquel defend the
title again in a fatal four way starting now but they would have a new ref as
this one is now FIRED for talking back to him.
Rad has the ref removed and escorted out. He then states that the fatal four way begins
now…oh, and it will be ECW rules.
The four of them
beat the holy hell out of each other with each of them hitting their specialty
moves but someone always made the save.
Raquel, the Duchess and Lexy tripled teamed Candice quite a few
times. She actually tried to leave at
one point but since this was a no countout/DQ match, it did no good. Raquel did hit Candice with a chair busting
her open (Lexy laughed at this). Lexy
would also be triple teamed beating her down.
The Duchess drew blood from Raquel after hitting her with a DVD player. By 21 minutes into the match, the fans were
on their feet throwing out “HOLY SHIT” chants.
We join the match at the 27 min mark.
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In the 27th minute of the match: =====
Ravishing
Raquel (f) rolled OC.
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled OC/TT
Candice
Charisma (f), Lexy Flexx (f), The Duchess (f) double teaming for 2 rounds.
Candice
Charisma (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Candice
Charisma (f) executes a DIVING CROSSBODY....
Lexy
Flexx (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Lexy
Flexx (f) executes a ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP....
The
Duchess (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
The
Duchess (f) executes a Clothesline With Barb Wire....
Ravishing
Raquel (f) executes a specialty (Simply Ravishing) on Steel Chair....
Candice
Charisma (f), Lexy Flexx (f), The Duchess (f) are double teaming for 1 more
rounds.
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In the 28th minute of the match: =====
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled OC.
Lexy
Flexx (f) rolled OC.
The
Duchess (f) rolled OC.
Ravishing
Raquel (f) rolled DC
Candice
Charisma (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Candice
Charisma (f) executes a Non Involved Wrestler helps with Beatdown....(Lady
Hermann comes out)
Lexy
Flexx (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Lexy
Flexx (f) executes a RUNNING LEG DROPS....
The
Duchess (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
The
Duchess (f) executes a RAKE EYES....
Double
teaming ends.
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In the 29th minute of the match: =====
Ravishing
Raquel (f) rolled DC
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled DC
Both
Women in rolled DC
Ravishing
Raquel (f) rolled OC.
Candice
Charisma (f) rolled DC
Ravishing
Raquel (f) executes a Golf Clubs to the
groin AND SIMPLY RAVISHING....
Candice
Charisma (f) absorbs the punishment.
Ravishing Raquel (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Candice
Charisma (f) was pinned by Ravishing Raquel
(f)!!!
Ravishing
Raquel (f) wins with a Golf Clubs to
groin AND SIMPLY RAVISHING over Candice Charisma (f)!!!
Ravishing Raquel
retains her title in a very hard fought victory. The show comes to an end with Raquel climbing
each of the turnbuckles to pops from the crowd.
That brings this
show to an end.
Next up: The ELIMINATION CHAMBER
Stay tuned.
Bull and Phoenix don’t play second fiddle. Don’t get Bull mad Rad.
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