Wednesday, March 14, 2018

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2018 #657 (03/14) – Phoenix Heat



Hello fans and welcome back to another episode of HCW’s Phoenix Heat.  The crowd pops as the cameras go live and pyro goes off.  We get right down to business as our first match is ready to go.

Today’s line up looks like this:

Starr Vixen vs Sarona Reiher
The Crocodile Hunter and Outback Oscar vs the Ryzing Storm
Angry Jack Lawson vs Phat Sol
‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger vs Perfect Pecs Stoddard
Elimination Chamber Qualifier:  Magnum Kone vs Wilber Townsend
Texas Wildfire vs Scooter J for the TV title

Kicking things off, Sarona Reiher comes out first and the crowd boos her as she makes her way down to the ring.  Next, Starr Vixen comes out and the fans go nuts.  She high fives the fans as she makes her way down to the ring.  She doesn’t waste any time and gets in the ring where Sarona is pacing back and forth.  Sarona started off strong but after about 10 minutes, Starr began to make a comeback.  Star shrugged off everything Sarona brought and then began to dish it out herself.  As the match was nearing the time limit, Starr hit Sarona with a Flying Fivearm but didn’t have enough in the tank to make the cover.  Sarona recovered first and dropped her with a savate kick but the bell rang before she could go for a pin.  This one ends in a time limit draw.  Sarona tried to inflict further damage but Starr showed her the exit via over the top rope and the fans popped.  Sarona made her way to the back and Starr celebrated with the fans before leaving.  (20 min draw)

We cut back to GM Master Bull’s office and he’s talking to….Magnum Kone.  Magnum is bandaged up and Bull says he’d understand if Magnum couldn’t wrestle tonight.  The King of Cones states that he will participate in the qualifier match tonight but says he’s not through yet with Superquake Ferguson.  Bull says he has an idea about that and closes the door to his office.

It’s time for the next match and the Ryzing Storm (Terra and Travis Ryzing) come out first and are booed pretty heavily.  Next, music hits and out comes Outback Oscar and the US Champion the Crocodile Hunter.  The fans pop huge as Croc and Oscar make their way down to the ring.   The Ryzing Storm attack before the bell and this one is off to the races.  Croc and Oscar dominated the match beating the tar out of Terra and Travis and came to a merciful end after Oscar hit Travis with a Full Nelson Face Smash.  Croc and Oscar get the win and leave as the crowd pops again for them.  (24 min)



Master Bull is alone in his office and he is talking on the phone with an unidentified source.  He says that Magnum will be ok and will still wrestle tonight.  He pauses listening and then responds with “Yes, I think that will be under control.”  Bull hangs up the phone and then sits back in his chair and smiles.

Our next match begins with Phat Sol making his way down to the ring to a pop from the crowd.  Next, Angry Jack Lawson storms out from the back and power walks (he looks really angry) and climbs over the top rope.  Jack tried to take out all his anger on Phat but the master of the Phat Phat didn’t succumb to the brute strength.  Phat hung in there all the way to the end and in the last few seconds of the match, Phat stuns Jack with a forearm smash just as the time limit expires.  This one ends in a draw.  Jack tried to keep going but Phat slipped out of the ring.  The fans popped as he made his way up the ramp but he was ambushed by the Unknown Assassin.  UA beat him down and once he tired of that, he threw Phat OFF THE STAGE right to the floor.  Phat’s fall was slowed by the tables he went through but I’m sure that still hurt.  He was stirring and UA couldn’t believe it.  Phat then got up and UA took off.  Phat climbed back up and he was fuming.  He took off after the Unknown Assassin.  (20 min draw; 5 min for the additional segment. 

Scooter J is backstage and he is bitching about how long it took for him to get this title match.  He says it will all be worth it once he wins the title but he won’t stop there and will continue to climb the ladder until the World Champion gives him the match he so rightfully deserves and he takes home the 10 lbs of gold.

The next match starts off with Perfect Pecs Stoddard making his way out to the ring and the fans booed as Stoddard would pause on his way to the ring and flex his pecs.  Once in the ring, the music changed and out comes ‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger.   The crowd pops for Winger as he makes his way down to the ring.  He climbs in and is ready for action.  Winger remained in control for the entire match but he just couldn’t keep Pecs down for the 3 count.  Time flew in this match and the bell rang once again signaling a time limit draw.  Pecs took off knowing he was owned in this match and before Winger could leave, we hear blaring through the loudspeakers “DENIED”.  Winger watched the ramp for the Banker but it wasn’t via the ramp but through the crowed that the Banker came.  He blasted Winger with his briefcase and then tied him up in the ropes.  Winger struggled to get free but the match was exhausting.  The Banker pulled out the stamp.  Winger tried to kick at the Banker but he was just out of reach.  The Banker began putting the boots to the helpless Winger and after the struggles ceased, the Banker stamped the word “DENIED” right on Winger’s forehead.  He laughed saying that he denied Winger another win and said this will continue until Winger quits and leaves forever.  He left Winger tied up in the ropes and before leaving, blasted him once more in the head with the briefcase causing the blood to flow.  He sauntered to the back laughing.  The ref finally got Winger free and then helped him to the back.  (20 min draw)

We cut backstage and see the Tacoma Thunder GM ‘The Ragin Cajun’ King Rad Gumbo standing in Master Bull’s office.  He says that Bull showed up in his territory and cost him the World title.  Bull has a good laugh.  Rad says that it doesn’t sit well with him and says that if Bull wants a territory war, he will have one.  Bull stands up and tells King Rad that he better not be interfering in any of his matches tonight and Rad says he only came by to voice his disappointment in Bull and that he was leaving.  He walked out closing the door behind him.   Bull picks up the phone and tells security to make sure King Rad leaves and then orders them to secure the building.

It’s time for our next match which is the final Elimination Chamber Qualifier.  Right now, we have Graham’s Ghouls taking on Scooter J and the Unknown Assassin.  Will it be Wilber or Magnum joining them?  It’s time to find out.  Magnum Kone comes out first and begins to hand out ice cream to the kids but he is blindsided by Superquake Ferguson.  Superquake manhandles Magnum and then throws him into the steel steps.  The sound of that crash reverberated through the crowd.  Superquake stopped after security came down and escorted him out of the building.  The ref checked on Magnum asking if he wanted to continue and he said yes.  Next, Wilber Townsend comes out and the fans boo him.  Once in the ring, we are “treated” to one of Wilber’s creepy promos:

“Magnum, I admire your courage. Surely normal men lose sleep at just the mere thought of dancing with reapers. But war, justice... that's y'all's game, man. I dig it. I like games too. War, oooh, that's my favorite. My soul smiles at just the thought of your quivering hands waving those white flags, yeah. I would advise y'all to be careful inviting the devil in your backyard ... because he may just like it and decide to stay.  Magnum, follow the buzzards.”

Wilber goes right on the warpath but beat up as he was, Magnum stayed toe to toe with him.  Wilber tried to beat him down but Magnum kept getting back up.  Once the match hit 15 minutes, you could tell Magnum was being to get worn down.  Wilber turned up the intensity hitting Magnum with the Go to Sleep.  He didn’t go for the pin but instead hit a lifting sideslam.  Once again, he chose not to go for the pin and it almost cost him.  Magnum hurled Wilber into the corner but Wilber came out connecting with a short arm clothesline.  He rolled Magnum up and put his feet on the ropes and was able to secure the 1-2-3.  Wilber Townsend gets the win in 18 minutes and we now have all the entrants for our Elimination Chamber match and shockingly, it’s all HEELS!  That will be interesting to see how that plays out.

The TV champion Texas Wildfire is being interviewed and he says that Scooter J is a crafty devil and as everyone knows, is a cheat.  He will not fall to any of SJ’s tricks and he will walk out (holds the title in front of the camera) with “THIS” still intact.

It’s time for our main event.  First, Scooter J comes out and the fans boo the crap out of him.  He flips the loudest ones off with a double finger salute.   Next, music changes and out comes the TV Champion Texas Wildfire.  The fans pop is the loudest of the night and TW takes his time to interact with the fans as he makes his way down.  Finally, after entering the ring, he climbs the turnbuckles in each corner holding his title high.  The delay infuriates Scooter J who decides he had enough and attacks the champ.  After 3 minutes, Scooter J takes the action to the outside of the ring and the two fight.  He whips TW into the corner post and he goes down.  Scooter J re-enters the ring and stands there as the ref counts.  He’s clueless as the ref counts to 10 and counts TW out.  Scooter J runs around the ring with his arms in the air screaming “I did it!” however the ref has to remind him that the belt does NOT change hands on a countout.  Scooter J is furious and attacks the ref beating him down.  He begins to pummel the ref with the 10 punches but the TV champ is back in and hurls him off.   Scooter J says that there is no way TW would win a fair fight between them and he immediately challenges TW again for the belt but this time, wants a no countout/no DQ match.  Texas Wildfire accepts and says that at the next Tacoma show after the Elimination Chamber, the two of them will meet again and this time, nothing will prevent him from kicking Scooter J’s ass all over the building.  The fans pop as SJ stews in the ring.

Master Bull comes out just as the show is ready to end and announces that Elimination Chamber will be here in just one week with Graham’s Ghouls defending the 6 man titles against the team of Scooter J, the Unknown Assassin and Wilber Townsend.  It will be one to tune in for sure. 

With that, the show comes to an end.  Stay tuned as there is more to come. 

Here is a preview of our next show.





Tacoma Thunder House Show
Tacoma, WA
March 18, 2018 - 5:00 PM




For the next shot at the Ladies title
20 Minute Time Limit



Candice Charisma (f)
VS.
Lexy Flexx (f)




30 Minute Time Limit 

El Chango
Leon Teremoto
VS.
Smasher #1
Smasher #2
with MJ




For her spot in the Ladies top 10 lineup
20 Minute Time Limit


The Duchess (f)
VS.
Lavender Gooms (f)




For his spot in the World title top 10 lineup
20 Minute Time Limit


Pete Punsher aka the Pun-isher
VS.
Bishop Ripley




For Billy's spot in the US title top 10
20 Minute Time Limit



Billy Robbins
VS.
Superstar Chic Monroe





For the Ladies Title
30 Minute Time Limit


Ravishing Raquel (f)
VS.
???




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